I Don't Want That Receipt with Josh Welch

Jennifer and Pumps have had it with a lot today, listener. From streaming services that screw you over to husbands that don't even know what a screwdriver looks like. The girls make today a Ménage à trois by inviting Josh Welch back into the studio to talk about his issues with food, receipts and hungry canines. Josh is also forced to own up to his own shortcomings when it comes to sharing meals with his beloved wife.
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[@abbyz13]

Is this him? The notorious best-bite-stealer himself?

[@mattea97]

I know that sandwich keeps Josh up at night because I swear we’ve heard that grievance before 😭😂

[@sempressfi]

We have 😂 it hadn't happened but a handful of times at that point bc he hadn't been working at the law firm very long so it seemed like it would just take a few times for the person to remember his voice/order consistently but it's been A WHILE now 😂

[@phoenixinertia]

Josh is, easily, my favorite guest on IHIP. Hands-down

[@kenken6550]

Pants down.

[@kaylacason993]

Josh bringing extra ham for Milo is the purest thing🥹

[@jaygatz4335]

These three elevate first-world problems to an art. Who knew there were such crises at drive-thrus? Illegitimate ads on premium streaming services? Well-dressed nacho thefts? Disfigured cinnamon rolls? Hungry dog avoidance? Bring in a mediator, quick!

[@appelblossom4311]

then why are you listening to it? If you don’t like it, you have a lot of choices on KZbin !

[@jaygatz4335]

@@appelblossom4311 I guess you don't understand humor. BTW, who's Tom?

[@llcooljay520]

Here’s the obvious lesson to be learned. Jennifer is LYING when she says she doesn’t want dessert. Just order her one. Then, if she doesn’t eat it, you have 2!

[@MorningstarG]

Josh, you will never be forgiven for not sharing the Oreo dessert with Mother. She deserves all the bites, not just 1 bite. No matter how hot you are, that was a Divk move, Mr. "I am starving"

[@sempressfi]

Especially after the last bite of cinnamon roll stealing on Christmas!!!

[@kconway2263]

Josh, when you pull up, just say you’re the extra salami guy. They should know you by know as high maintenance as you are. They probably talk about you after you leave.

[@jordanstewart1682]

Being a waiter or waitress in Oklahoma City has got to be one of the most dangerous jobs with these three goofballs running around. 😂❤

[@debbrueggemann3762]

Crumb, I’m an election judge tomorrow and will have to skip the live version of this. But, please, if tomorrow is voting day (as it is here in Illinois), PLEASE VOTE. It is terribly boring to sit around for 14 hours during a midterm election. Come entertain us! And do your civic duty! And pray for my aching back!

[@DoctorJoanieTool]

Thanks for what you’re doing! I’m so worried about this election year & even being able to find good people to work the polls bec of the scary repercussions &bullying etc. thx to MAGA cult. 🤬

[@abbyz13]

so glad you posted this, i had no idea people want us to vote so they’re not bored for 14 hours. poor baby!

[@1BSDjunkie]

Prayers for your back 🙏

[@ProctorsGamble]

I’ve had it with bored poll workers! Do your duty. Vote 🗳️

[@craigstadler9773]

Jen caught queso skirting?! Unacceptable. Josh you need to contact your local congressman. lol

[@KyshiaMarie]

When Jenn and Pumps have giggle fits while Josh is going off it reminds me of the geese in the aristocats - Amelia, Abigail, and Uncle Waldo 😂

[@evelynnemelo98]

I love how Josh refers to himself as the OG of oxycontin addicts 😅

[@whateverwhatever5715]

I laughed so much during this ...Josh is hilarious...please have him on more often

[@helenkusek2297]

Dear Josh, ask Neptune's to create a sandwich in your name! Dear local listeners, order the "Josh."

[@imikins1]

Sunday crowd! 👏🏻💯 “already gave their time and money to Jesus” - they’re a nightmare

[@williamstautberg2348]

Joshy is back !!!

[@jenm6977]

I pay for You Tube so I don't get the standard ads, but I have to listen to you two blather on about underwear and deodorant and cashmere sweaters ! I've had it! But you're worth it.

[@LunaBloom99]

Josh not so subtly dropping hints for where paparazzi can spot him like Kim K used to back in the 2000s 😭😭

[@joannepiccirilli6371]

Thank you for starting my day with laughter.😂

[@cosmo1boi]

Our fav tall drink of water a̶n̶d̶G̶a̶y̶i̶c̶o̶n̶ is back. *gulps*

[@suzianderson4203]

Josh- Just buy and keep the deli meat in your work fridge so you don’t have to involve ziplock bags and meat in your briefcase.

[@asmrbb44]

Lmfao omg THANK YOU Josh. Pumps has some nerve, I can’t tell you how much I’ve had it with podcast ads.

[@cat_momma]

So many grievances...what is this, Festivus??🤣🤣

[@ProctorsGamble]

I’ll get my Aluminium pole! 😆

[@VetsrisAuguste]

I pay premium prices for KZbin so I don’t have to watch advertisements, but I still have to put up with every advertisement you two put in each episode.

[@ElliottsLuxury]

OMG. This one was pretty good. ❤

[@CDOGG541]

Josh is so fun! I love when you all feature him as a guest. Thank you for all the laughs 😊

[@jmorgan121169]

I love when Josh is on the POD! Ya'll make my hour drive to work the best!!

[@sarahtrue98]

I looked up Milo on the warhawk website and I was not disappointed, thank you so much

[@samthesteamboat]

the way he brings deli meat for Milo is the sweetest thing!! ❤😢

[@guillermorojas1532]

Josh Welch's wisdom on the check is sublime. Jennifer Welch, you married a STRATEGIST.

[@kimberlysauber5601]

I’m on the same page as Josh, well not really (ever probably) I only had one rehab, not because I couldn’t have used 5 but I finally kicked opioids on my own after I got all the tools from therapy and rehab. I’m proud of us Josh. It felt impossible to see a life without pills but it’s so much sweeter on the other side when our biggest problems can be receipts. Love this for us Josh.. ❤💯

[@Marlena_Evans]

I love the grievance of Hulu and the fucking commercials. ❤ I love when Pumps bottom teeth show when she's pissed off. 😅

[@Tantejuju65]

FINALLY! THANK YOU!!!! Hate the commercial

[@slabbhack71]

God love ya, Josh! Good to see you. I was so in love with the show you guys did. You guys are all GOLD! ❤❤❤

[@camillealsup6293]

FYI… the two types of screwdriver. Heads are Phillips and slot not flathead. 💙Love you all.!!!💙Biden 2024

[@ProctorsGamble]

But now you have Torx and square drive the latter having ruined the Phillips combo head 😣

[@lynnjackson4075]

Please pass this on to Josh- I just heard a NPR discussion about another issue with receipts. It's a way now that plastic fibers can be passed on to people which are becoming such a problem in our food. Another good reason to avoid the receipt. Love you all.

[@joedavenport5293]

That is why I DO NOT use the drive thru. I always do carry out or use their app and order online. You can customize online orders.

[@user-is3ue7mp7o]

The only thing better than when Grandma Pumps and her daughter, Jessica, appear is when that shmexy, young stud, Josh Welch, graces us with his presence

[@ambidextrous-REX]

new listener here! i came here to share an observation i made about Josh and his eat ritual-habits… the internal struggle he has with Milo watching him eat is the same as the struggle y’all have when Josh hovers and bite shops y’all’s food when you eat! Josh is just your personal, at home Milo!

[@kurtulysses1411]

Josh needs his own podcast, NOW! I need something to watch after I've had it, I need a dose of you two and a dose of Josh. Daily would be great❤❤❤❤❤

[@sfshinz]

Order envy is definitely a thing; I had a good ten year run when I invariably got the worst entree whenever I ordered with friends.

[@a_fred42]

It would have been hilarious if when Josh was talking about commercials on the pod- they cut to a “Pumps, let me tell you a little something about Quince..” LOL

[@lauriemendoza4671]

OMG! I loved this podcast. I laughed my ass off. Josh was the cherry on top of an already delicious ice cream sunday! Keep up the great work! 😅❤

[@jvillan94]

Josh, do what my bf does with me... Just order the extra pie! It'll get devoured either way. 😂

[@bryanpeifer597]

I didn't have a peaceful sit down meal for 13 years with our beagle Pepper. There were times when I'd have to close myself off in the bathroom late at night while he was sleeping After my first bite I would then hear him sniffing under the door. You can never get anything by a beagle.

[@ProctorsGamble]

Dogs are walking appetites They would eat until they burst

[@bryanpeifer597]

@@ProctorsGamble dear lordy, you are so spot on and couldn't have said it better. I miss him. The poor guys health was at its end.

[@patsycovino5222]

I have a lab and golden retriever and he will eat anything anytime, my cat thinks what mine is his. So I have two dogs and the cat watching every bite I take( so I have to share everything) gawd I love them sooo much.

[@adamskinner7129]

Just 5 stars all around. Meemaw, this will go over your head but you better not get excited seeing listeners in all these countries. It’s just us flight attendants listening on layovers 😂😂. Love the pod, keep this shit coming

[@Marlena_Evans]

I've had it with them not acknowledging new comments on past episodes 😢

[@gland777]

I began listening via podcast app as usual but had to switch to KZbin immediately when I heard Josh Welch was on today!

[@denisedavies5859]

I’m only ten minutes in and I can’t stop laughing. Josh is so funny.

[@jennl7099]

NEVER SEND FOOD BACK!

[@jhamari95]

Jennifer is a recovering dessert addict and trying to pin her relapses on josh

[@Emilymk97]

Pumps and Josh hilarious together!

[@MyPupDash]

I love Josh's briefcase meat!❤😂

[@alba279]

I am zero minutes in and I am already so excited 😂 Plus a triple clap... I got laid out today and this might be better 😂

[@isaacrocha9056]

Josh and Pumps with the checks 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm fucking dying rn

[@californiagirl_77]

Commercial in the middle of your guys sponsor spots is just fantastic. 😬

[@TheUpHighGuy]

I had never watched an episode with Josh on it. I'm 💀😂 So many things that were spoken about (ad nauseum for some) I related to myself. I'm glad to know I'm not crazy and that others have these same issues.

[@enelidaserranosantos5357]

Love your true honesty! Realistic always! Love it

[@Dan.Slaughter.]

Does this office not have a door? Shut the office door to the office. Problem solved.

[@camillecimino819]

PUMPs better to be by yourself than have to take care of Josh. Seriously you don’t want that responsibility

[@elishaminor2900]

Great Show

[@lrm52283]

I love josh giving his rehab resume as an intro 😂😂😂 If you can't beat em

[@nurseratched5537]

You complain about commercials. I have utube premium yet shows like yours have commercials in the middle of your video. I've had it.

[@steellio5526]

How many funerals does Josh attend?

[@darin050695]

I’m calling Neptune to tell them to listen to this podcast.

[@Rene.Mortel]

As a Quebecker, I can't get enough of y'all saying ménage à trois. So hot.

[@bagelbenji]

Omg Josh is a male Karen in resturaunts! lol! Asking for the cheque that early? Wild!

[@jamiepsmithpdx]

I've had it with YT ads, but I'm still here. Committed. Loyal. To the death. Also- can we all agree that we've had it with health care portals? You have to have a profile for every provider/lab/etc but they won't bother to tell you in advance the criteria for a password, so you enter yet another password that fail. JUST TELL ME THE CRITERIA SO I CAN DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. FFS. Can nwe please have a healthcare portal to rule them all? One and done? Universal healthcare?? please. please please.

[@25daysAmonth]

Never gonna get fooled again😂

[@juliagray1276]

Maybe it's time for Josh to try a new sandwich place. Or make a sandwich at home & bring it to work. Easy Peasy!

[@austinrider121]

I love your relationship so much 😂

[@skybaby444]

The solution is obvious, Josh. You respond, "I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to take receipts."

[@camillecimino819]

He’s OG opiates and adderall. Priceless. That’s the best you got?

[@allyjay7395]

Didnt Josh Welch already tell us about the Extra sides sold as turkey on his last visit? 🤔

[@adorablemea]

I've been eating Neptune since I was a kid!

[@joedavenport5293]

I have the add free Hulu and I don't get commercials

[@SL-ig7db]

Hi all…I’m in Melbourne Australia and took the 10 minutes to track down Milo-the-Labrador (CHO)…what a sweetie pie he is. He graduated HONOURS from Wagology…I’m dying here…nice one legal team.

[@appelblossom4311]

Y’all nailed the clap by the way today you’re all in sync!

[@tammygarrett9261]

I always go to the front where the host person sets you down, you can pay your bills right there. You don't have to wait for nothing. The machine is up front by them. They just pull it on the computer.

[@Piruless]

I love these three together, but i love more the fact that Josh knows Jennifer would choose Pumps over him any day LOL

[@JB_Harry]

Next time Josh has a colonoscopy, be sure the Dr. sends a note assuring Jennifer they didn't find Josh's head. I've been in recovery 1st time 16 yrs. 8 year relapse, now 9 yrs sober. We don't have to do everything the most difficult way possible. Take it easy & good luck.

[@1000jenc]

OMG! I'm with josh! I get high anxiety when I eat in front of my roommate's dog! I wonder if Josh is an HSP, Highly Sensitive Person... The struggle is real! People like us are constantly worried about others and their feelings and what they're thinking and put their wants and needs ahead of our own sometimes! But we are super sensitive to animals! 😢

[@paridice9001]

The next time you go just take the receipt crumble it up and put it on the counter and leave.

[@queen17_kb61]

Pumps getting cozy and watching the first 48 hours is everything to me

[@216robh]

The bite stealing fuckery would send me into orbit 😂😂

[@alivika1452]

Judge Judy went AWOL but the truth has always been that Pumps is Elle Woods. “What, like it’s hard?” Literally sounds like her

[@Sherry323]

I have a Milo too. He’s a top tier begger 😂.

[@mariaappell120]

I listened to this program while sharing scrambled eggs with my cats.

[@camillecimino819]

Mommy’s Money! Mommy’s money!

[@christinethrasher1952]

Josh, I dare you to ask for the manager 😂

[@gimlitheguineapig]

I am held hostage by my animals. I can't eat any fruit, veggies or even open the fridge without hearing the high pitched wheeks of 5 guinea pigs.

[@kathiestickel9247]

I’ve had it with commercials too. Do you realize when you’re doing your commercials they interrupt with a commercial.

[@BrianWanes]

I've had it with Josh. The embodiment of weaponized incompetence. That can be his next impulse tattoo- right on his forehead.

[@craiglester3296]

Josh is clearly a brave husband guest ! ! Those people saying bad stuff should recognize this is the man who signed up to keep Jennifer happy and he did it willingly. Josh is the MAN. I see a Lion tamer without the whip (I didn't even notice a stool or anything he could use if the girls charged at him)

[@Mybestfriendlivesinboston]

It’s the Best Buy manscaper ❤

[@haels5139]

I want to preemptively say that I am a horrible person for this. I have done the nacho swipe on my wife before similar to Josh. However, my wife was pregnant at the time; I am lucky and grateful to still be alive today. 😂

[@tammygarrett9261]

Pumps, maybe you can find low or no calorie dog snacks. There has got to be something out there.

[@user-jl9fy6dd5g]

Sounds like DIVORCE COURT is the best answer for J & J!