I don’t work at a bank

[@fishfoods2622]

since y’all are here you should check out my other vids. i mostly do animatics 👀

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Pinocchio is so bad at standup comedy he fundamentally angers a stated neutral death god” is one of my favorite D20s

[@Lucifersfursona]

WHICH OF MY PARTNERS TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE SEEN ME MATE YOU HAVE OBSERVED ME MATING??? I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE I DON’T WORK AT A BANK. WHEN YOUR LAST MOMENT COMES I WILL BE WAITING. NEVER FORGET THIS. ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE- “And he’ll tell you the best joke you’ve ever heard”

[@Lucifersfursona]

He puts his paw on your chest and pushes you down and gets over you. “I don’t work at a bank. When your last moment comes, I will be waiting. Never forget this” It’s the exact opposite of known Libertarian, Kalvaxus

[@acooldude2226]

Well after freeing himself from the control of a gluttonous eldritch horror *and* channeling the power of his own destiny, it's only fair

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@acooldude2226 and you could have it all My empire of wolf sex jokes I will let you down

[@elbruces]

Brennan breaking slightly as he pronounces Pinnhocio's doom, because they just forced him to make that up.

[@fishfoods2622]

it’s SO funny when brennan of all people break

[@brintesiacirce9414]

PinnHOCIO what

[@knjjah2776]

​@@brintesiacirce9414 classic Shakespearean character Pinnhocio

[@hms21793]

“When have you observed me mating” “I have NOT” I’ve rewatched this so many times omg

[@thebadpoet]

Apart from the horror of knowing an avatar of death has an active sex life, “loan wolf” actually made me laugh out loud.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Why would a cosmic death entity not fuck. I don’t understand you

[@rottengrapes8605]

i love it so fucking much when brennan characterizes immortal beings/deities as just fucking weird and off kilter, it kills every time

[@sailorb00]

Honestly cannot wait until the end of the season where we flashforward to a year and a day later, at the stroke of midnight, to see Pinocchio tell the 'greatest wolf joke of all time', and watch as absolute chaos unfolds 😂

[@karmic_punishment]

same energy as the night yorb scene at the end of fh:sy

[@pretentiousname01]

If this doesn’t happen next week Im gonna be sad.

[@manticorephoenix]

Never after season 3 gonna be fuckin fire

[@Bloodyshadow1]

Gerard might be a bit if a goober, but he is a real bro for trying to take the heat off of pinnichio

[@MattFyrm]

This, as apposed to a puppet bro. I will now graciously take my applause.

[@fishtankfreak]

The guy gets up at like 5am to workout. He is a real bro!

[@joz-]

Zac has the best timing for jokes and, "and he'll tell you the best joke you've ever heard" is a testament to it

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

366 days to come up with 1 good wolf joke is a pretty fair trade-off tbh.

[@mixmastermind]

Lou had 35 years up to this point and couldn't do it so it doesn't bode well.

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

He’s nothing if not gracious

[@jamespryor5967]

@@mixmastermind Pinocchio is only 4.

[@bellboy7809]

It’s actually a leap year, so extra day, woo!

[@chrisbrown6952]

I know this is a year old but respect lol@@mixmastermind

[@clairecohen3178]

The look on Lou's face of just "you know I didn't want this but what can I do?"

[@shavagreycastle]

Considering what Fabian did in his character arc, he should used to it

[@machfassett5749]

See, the greatest part of this is that Pinnochio lives to be at least nineteen as of the ending. And so this means that Pinocchio DID INDEED tell a joke a year and a day after this moment that made the wolf laugh.

[@IrregularityRowan]

Wonder wwhatt the joke was

[@ayt3877]

The mental image of a huge ass wolf slowly squashing a frog man to the ground destroyed me

[@UltimateHairDryer]

This whole interaction is gold, but the part that ended me was Ally right after this pointing out the insanity of the setup "How do you like to have s*x?" Like the other person is like...do I just answer? and the punchline is just "Wrong, it's this other thing." 😭

[@agathaharkness399]

The ending is actually horrifying lol like u would be terrified counting down the days lmaoo😭

[@jarowan]

Nah, new campaign goal - you have a year to quest across the land looking for the funniest wolf joke in existence... or else.

[@MrGhostTheBigRoast]

@@jarowan or have a copper dragon in disguise send the heroes to obtain some lost artifact, which turns out to be the greatest joke in existence. i've had that in my head for years but never managed to do anything with it.

[@johnnyb368]

The caption "everyone trying hard to hold in laughter" got me

[@Griff1011]

"In a year and a day, at the stroke of midnight-" "WHAT?"

[@ashleysigmon195]

Plot twist, the wolf will come and Pinocchio will either fail again or just not have a joke, starts begging for his life and then the wolf will come really close and say “that was just a joke” and leave a petrified, puppet/real boy depending on how the story plays out

[@briancourtney8990]

Big Ayda Aguefort energy coming from the Big Bad Wolf there

[@Miss_Myth]

This segment is full of so many genius moments - everyone pulling a Tebow, the joke so bad it's almost good (but not quite), Zac Oyama comin' in *hot* with the one liner - but Brennan's *STONE COLD* glares, particularly the one at 0:38, are just... outstanding. Absolutely giving me life. I may have to make that frame my desktop. or my lock screen. 😆

[@sosaysjayrod]

"I think we're going to have to watch this wolf fuck..."

[@betahammer3566]

Everyone’s gotta start sending wolf jokes to Lou now.

[@rachelthornton4442]

My favourite part of this is that the finale has an epilogue of Pinocchio when he’s 21 years old, implying that he was able to successfully tell a funny joke a year later

[@shockandlock3799]

do you guys think the wolf would have taken pinocchio out if that nat one actually went through?

[@VICloudkicker]

For sure he was gonna multiattack the prince of shoeberg.

[@papa.scabby]

Pinocchio being forced to deliver the question like it's casual inquiry because he's telling the joke directly to the Big Bad Wolf lives rent-free in my brain. Lou cracking up in the middle of the question makes it perfect

[@ElEscolta]

I imagine Lou inmediatelly googling "best wolf jokes ever"

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

If a 12 was him straight up saying "I'm gonna kill you in a year if you don't have a better joke." What the fuck would a 1 have looked like? Probably would be rolling initiative for just Pinocchio.

[@ayt3877]

(Very lightly) " 'kay." 🤣

[@blakeellis2644]

I just realised the whole "Have you seen me mate?" question part hits the exact same as "Do you wear wigs?" and I'm laughing even harder now

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

if i had a nickel for everytime a piece of media i enjoyed in 2023 had a wolf who was the literal embodiment of death, I'd have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its still kind of weird it happened twice, right?

[@darrienjones8917]

That also included puss in boots

[@LlamacornAlpaca]

what's the other?

[@Mumiah862]

@@LlamacornAlpaca puss in boots

[@genericflour]

If I had a nickel for every piece of media in 2023 that had a wolf as the literal embodiment of death AND featured Puss in Boots, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

[@fishfoods2622]

this isn’t like my usually videos but this was just SO FUNNY i want to have it forever

[@grandmabutters8502]

This is the "horror" series, essentially the first episode has some body horror descriptions but then the rest of it is pretty much just this

[@SuicideforDummies101]

Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou’s composure at 1:15

[@mynameiskrysta]

Im just gonna say what we’re all thinking that wolf is fuckin hot

[@fishfoods2622]

hey now

[@mynameiskrysta]

@@fishfoods2622 hey no-ow

[@AnarchyReigns24]

@@mynameiskrysta This is what dre-eeams are made of!!

[@genuineinterest]

THANK YOU

[@dirtburger2773]

you're SICK but you're right :(

[@pandymandy]

This is honestly the best part of the season.

[@Blumble]

"You could have rough sex, I suppose, under the light of the crescent moon" deadpan from gerrard is do underrated I love it

[@joz-]

One day I will learn animation and turn this audio into a Puss In Boots: The Last Wish animatic I swear

[@justifiedsmile52]

Please, I’m genuinely begging you

[@jamiemiller1040]

The wolf is definitely my type. I too love making love under the light of crescent moon and in fact do not work at a bank😭 Edit: ALSO THE INTENSE I CONTACT HE MAKES WITH GERARD WHEN HE STEPS ON HIS CHEST AND GOES “One day you will die.” HAS ME SCREAAAMING

[@violet_turning_violet8702]

I love that I have not watched any of this series, but all the clips are them telling the worst jokes I've ever heard.

[@fishfoods2622]

how DARE you Pinocchio is a very talented and professional court jester /lh

[@liv9194]

Lou's Pinocchio would pull the "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?" joke when death comes back

[@BasilicanBarkBR]

I'd kill to see them trying to tell another wolf joke to him lol

[@joshuawelch876]

"Huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow that back out 🐺💨"

[@Junkraj]

the fucking smallest of cracks when brennan says "final day" i-

[@dillion308]

i really liked murph’s joke

[@amodelmannequin]

Gerard and Mother Goose trying to take the heat off Pinochio 🤣

[@blueeyed_killjoy]

Okay but Gerard said A wolf. Like, not everything’s about you big bad wolf

[@-Commit-arson-]

My guy bigb said mate’s plural… So death is canonically the opposite of Johnny spells

[@General_Grievance]

1:15 Norm MacDonald himself would be proud of Lou's composure here

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

Thank God someone clipped my favorite part of Neverafter

[@dantevitale5714]

I was expecting Doggy Style so hard

[@lyricbot8513]

Brennan trying so hard not to break

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

1:15 Lou’s face 😂

[@naspalm5688]

Wait why is this literally an interaction that could happen in the Shrek universe now? Did Dimension20 predict Puss in Boots?

[@shadou1234567]

I really thought pinochio would say doggie style

[@Thaelyn1312]

He doesn't work at a bank! 😂

[@genuineinterest]

Honestly i was really waiting for this in the epilogue but i will very happily accept the Orange Hat Thumbs Up moment in return because. Unhinged beats unhinged. What the fuck.

[@aliciabrittain988]

I was looking for this too! But I thought it to be Ylfa as the wolf in the epilogue since she replaced him. And Ylfa the Wolf accepting the best Wolf joke from ‘Nocchi’, who she has a crush on, sounds insanely chaotic 😅

[@samuelfaiman1387]

it RHYMES-

[@MisterTingles]

I read (very lightly) as (very likely), which I think is apt...

[@marcellusowens8401]

Pretty sure everyone at that moment was Ally lol just noping out of therr

[@BobRevolver]

I have solved the wolf joke Ridddle

[@sadicalradness6927]

i was going to like the video but its at 666 likes exactly

[@dammit3048]

I desperately need context

[@TheGIJew.]

Pinocchio posed as jester and told that same joke to the third little pig

[@mistertea603]

WHY A YEAR *AND* A DAY?!?!?

[@cannotthinkofaname7904]

I'm pretty sure that's a thing from the Tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

[@danniluxgarbe429]

@@cannotthinkofaname7904 also: in English common law, it was previously held that if an act (or failure to act) preceded a death by a year and a day or more, that act (or failure to act) could not be considered homicide. This has since been abolished in English common law due to advances in medical practice, e.g. life support. alternatively, in common law, a year and a day is the minimum sentence for a felony.

[@mistertea603]

@@danniluxgarbe429 okay thank you so much...could you provide an example? Because ill admit i got lost in the explanation...

[@elbruces]

It's a common time span in a lot of fairy tales. Duration of curses, etcetera.

[@danniluxgarbe429]

​@@mistertea603 putting it more simply, when they started making 'laws' in England, they recognized that they needed an upper bounds on how far apart an event and a death had to be, and pegged it at 'a year and a day', likely due to remaining mysticism as suggested by El Bruce. So, for example, if someone threw a rock at my head and I didn't wake up, but I was still breathing until a year and a day AFTER they threw the rock, they would be found NOT GUILTY. similarly, in the modern era, if that same rock was thrown at my same head, with modern medicine, my coma could, depending on why, exactly, I was in the coma, be extended for years. My family would have to choose if they let me die so my attacker faces murder/manslaughter charges, or does he skate on a lesser charge because I am not dead? This is why that bit of common law no longer applies in many jurisdictions: it forces families to choose between hope and vengeance.