I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME -Modern Day Cain

[@weirdo337]

I love that after dallon left panic he was just like “now i can make whatever i want.... i want to go back to the 80s”

[@millohours]

80s was the best era of music tho...like come on this some good shit

[@casualrocker8228]

Lol Thats Dallon for ya

[@SydneyEvans]

Like Gerard way after MCR broke up

[@Daelyah]

I'm gonna go start my own band! With Blackjack and hookers!

[@otterism7186]

Lmao love thatt

[@Wheres_Bunny]

Grandma is my favorite band member

[@rodan9769]

Ryan and Dallon who?

[@skarr4485]

@@rodan9769 the lady on keyboard

[@theminecraftduo1434]

Same hee

[@continualdeletion9024]

fun fact: Her name is Marilyn

[@lavareas0n804]

@@continualdeletion9024 she's a convicted felon too.

[@202cardline]

I saw another IDKHBTFM vid with an older piano lady and I hope it's the same lady and she's an official part of the band because that's punk rock man

[@fernandezlapa]

no ;-;

[@robocop8569]

No. Punk rock is sticking your pick to your forehead, and then spaz out while pretending to play guitar like a maniac

[@tsukitwt3158]

@@robocop8569 that is a bass, ik it looks like a guitar

[@robocop8569]

Emø King_øfthe_cløudz yeah I know, but te way he “plays” it, it looks like a guitar, so I said that to make it easier

[@tsukitwt3158]

@@robocop8569 oh okay. I just thought u got it mixed up or smthin Cuz that looks like a electric guitar, and would be hard to tell the diffrence when Dallon is moving sm. Cuz I learned dallon plays guitar too

[@JulianVic]

I’m here to see Dallon’s feet movements, Ryan’s hair flips, and the grandmas amazing keyboard skills

[@MothExists]

and don’t forget sticking his guitar pick to his forehead

[@alyssa3184]

@@MothExists I can't stop rewinding to that moment

[@nuhmorelikeyuh]

Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait.

[@gayspacemoth3455]

Thefunpep you mean hair flip the song

[@NoDream424]

She's a convicted felon ya know

[@charliem.8660]

Take a shot whenever Dallon does the leg thing **dies of alcohol poisoning**

[@cherry-le2dz]

take a shot whenever dallon does something weird with his hair or face.

[@crashandburnie5548]

Løvely - 1:26

[@alyssa3184]

@@cherry-le2dz I got more than alcohol poisoning

[@cherry-le2dz]

@@alyssa3184 I can assume so tbh

[@oriiva1246]

😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@ollie6480]

I refuse to see them live unless grandma is with them too. She's what really keeps the band together.

[@yanyan_ingayspace9124]

Ollie When i first read this, i thought you meant live as in being alive (like, pronounced as “liv” instead), not live as in performing LOLL i was like *whoa tht got intense* 😂😂

[@hmartin1761]

She seems like the one that keeps them together, yknow? She holds them together. Her stage presence is impeccable.

[@jacksoninskip1614]

That's gonna be a bit hard to do, her being a convicted felon and all...

[@milkpup9201]

@@jacksoninskip1614 wait what

[@theworstmaid]

@@milkpup9201 apparently dallon said she's a convicted felon in an interview

[@unusedaccount4307]

are they both dead inside like ryan what are you looking at *angry blueberry*

[@MothExists]

This is the most true statement I’ve ever seen

[@renadahmed4207]

We should really name him « angry blueberry » 😂😂

[@elijah6496]

CALAIS DI ANGELO dallon is sad that he left beebo

[@thatonecat8881]

A N G R Y B L U E B E R R Y

[@jamweeb6168]

no wrong blueberry >:( cody carson is #1 blueberry

[@tae_taeee]

dallon weekes, king of dad dancing

[@vimbaigidi4423]

Taelor L YES

[@skylar9301]

In his defense, he is a dad...

[@worldwidehandsome8427]

Taelor L no that's Gerard

[@thesupremegentlemantm4442]

Taelor L Dadlon Weekes

[@pinkie1016]

Gerard Way's Forehead Sweat TRUE AF

[@sophiabenzler5149]

THIS IS LIKE THREE MINUTES OF THE LEG THING AND RYAN FLIPPING HIS HAIR

[@corrid8615]

Mother of Waffles AND ITs AMaziNG😂😂

[@kmlvirus0355]

It's squatting mixed with knee bending

[@jiminsleftsock804]

Isn’t it perfection?

[@moonflame1170]

Mother of Waffles Don't forget the forehead pick

[@Digbilso]

Mother of Waffles dallon and ryan that left panic? Bc imo i like this more than modern panic.

[@felicia1621]

this gives me the vibe of an alternate universe that consists solely of an abandoned mall with only one open shop, and its something random like a mattress store or something

[@kit4275]

lol

[@itsstrange1213]

The mattress store is actually a drug front in the end of it all.

[@astralaura]

why does this actually... make so much sense

[@dustyspins]

Stranger Things Season 3.

[@graciet57]

The first part yes, but only when I’m not watching the music video I feel the first part

[@julia-dn4qc]

The grandma is the most important person in the band

[@yeaveragegamer.2872]

julia The grandma is behind Dallon’s pick.

[@sodaspider4997]

do not disrespect grandma.

[@No-kp6tj]

Looks like Dallon and Ryan are trapped in the 80s with Gerard Way

[@Ani-fg4lz]

that is so accurate omg

[@abby1924]

Death Would be great STAHP IM CRYING NOW

[@daisyy3631]

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@valenpena602]

When you say Ryan I think in Ryan Ross :'v

[@kaitlynbennett2665]

IM CRYING

[@GG-vv2sj]

HIS LEG THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

[@Empty_Echo]

IT'S GONNA KILL HIM IF HE DOESN'T STOP

[@mckenzieskyles3157]

First Alex and his leg thing now dallon has to have a leg thing their combined power will kill us all

[@skatertita]

If Alex and Dallon were to collabe, we'd die from overload leg

[@huds515]

Ryan's hair is doing some fucking majestic things.

[@hazs690]

Easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl

[@sophia8565]

s m o o t h a n d n e a t I know

[@sophia8565]

Phan pleas OH MY GOD LMFAO

[@idkhbtfm]

1:30 dallon looks like a tol hedgehog I love it

[@idkhbtfm]

Hudy Weiss ooops yeah I guess I misread the comment I know who everyone is thanks though

[@lateahrietdijk-brown730]

The leg thing, the sass, more broken leg thing, sticks pick to forehead, tries to eat guitar, jazz hands, more broken leg thing, having a seizure on the floor while playing guitar, silence.... that's the summary of this video... I'm concerned now...

[@lateahrietdijk-brown730]

Just watch his legs... it doesn't look right.... it's just cause he has long legs and it looks weird when he dances

[@number1kuromistan651]

Quincy Jones it’s a BASS GUITAR you potato

[@number1kuromistan651]

Twitchyboi touche

[@Luke-si5qo]

BASS

[@MothExists]

It’s a bass but go off

[@faebea5825]

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK DALLONS DAMN SPAGHETTI LEGS ARE KILLING ME

[@lanashreky361]

Hurricane Ghost HES DADDY LONG LEGS

[@pinkie1016]

Hurricane Ghost He's like Mikey way, they probably have a secret cult of people with noodle legs and awkward knees

[@Selfishdesign912]

Pinkie 101 it's like all the bass players too

[@Selfishdesign912]

Unwanted Banana true but even Lyn-z has weird legs

[@faebea5825]

Its just one big cult of bass players with spaghetti legs not including pete (hes being kidnapped in the last of the real ones music video)

[@adellehayes5906]

is nobody questioning the fact that dallon licked the guitar pick and stuck it to his forehead?

[@0NaiveDreamer0]

I do it all the time

[@ashd8423]

That's just a Dallon thing

[@0NaiveDreamer0]

@김장어 that's just my reference to the title of their latest song 'Do it all the time', obviously. Of course, i don't lick picks)

[@manfy0410]

Adelle Hayes i either stick it on my forehead or hold it with my teeth. it’s the easiest thing to do, especially with certain styles of playing

[@georgiaporgiaaaaaa]

He's does it all the time

[@veronicaangela126]

is dallon okay

[@yds2m]

is he ever

[@jacksliney1004]

we wore him out

[@penelopejane197]

veronica angela never

[@MaiaAlicia05]

Bouoevard Of Stale Memes OmGee I'm dead XD

[@dallonweekesisbetterthanme]

veronica angela he said he doesn't feel feelings so idk

[@tingusjingus]

1:25 No, Dallon guitar picks don't go on your forehead... 1:34 No they don't go in your hair either... 1:45 Dallon guitars aren't food

[@Chazer5]

Anything can be eaten if you're not a coward.

[@tingusjingus]

@Asthetic.Ukulele. lmao true

[@underscorejen]

@@Chazer5 alternative: *Anything could be eaten of you're not Tyler Joseph*

[@Luke-si5qo]

BASS

[@parkerryann]

Sweetie that's a bass

[@deeraredear]

Only 2090’s kids will remember

[@casperfrey3809]

Hello People of the internet True

[@GQ-zn2jh]

I only just realised this says 2090 and I’ve gone past this comment so many times

[@prennt57g99]

This is from the ‘Superstar Showcase’ in 1983 silly

[@kb8217]

Say Hello to the cosmos hello cosmos

[@Green-mf9tb]

Prennt57 G dude.............rly

[@katies1652]

four months later and i’m still jamming

[@rbassist]

I have just found out that Dallon has solo music. Where has this been all my life

[@zoevelez3408]

same. i cant believe its been 4 months already

[@ambersinbox73]

SAMEEER

[@christine.9316]

7 months later I still jamming

[@kaitlyng3026]

I will now proceed to share my humble opinion: IKR

[@taliabaptista3369]

when dallon puts the bass in his mouth I swear I die a little bit inside what even is this man

[@Selfishdesign912]

Talia Baptista hes on *CHAMPAIGN COCAINE AND GASOLINE* geesus Christ kill me

[@jaykay5922]

He's a certain kind of person

[@caitlingutierrez6228]

Ryan: we need someone to play the keyboard Dallon: how about we ask this lady I picked up at the senior center Ryan: PERFECT!

[@worldviolation]

both your comment and pfp are absolute gold

[@TheVoidedRealm]

She's a convicted felony so it kinda hard to travel with her sometimes XD

[@TeapotsAreGreatHats]

@@TheVoidedRealm The hecc did she do?

[@TheVoidedRealm]

@@TeapotsAreGreatHats murder I guess according to fans XD and lore

[@TeapotsAreGreatHats]

@@TheVoidedRealm murder? Are you sure? And of what degree?

[@Weak4Weekes]

My EaRs and eYes Have BeeN bLessEd

[@sophia8565]

Weak4Weekes yOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

[@irislasker202]

Weak4Weekes rElAtE

[@deadassfilms9923]

SAME

[@grace3112]

Fun game idea: take a shot every time Ryan flips his hair or headbangs Like if you die from alcohol poisoning

[@catastroph3852]

dIED INSTANTLY

[@personpeople2509]

grace of God

[@personpeople2509]

grace period

[@radioactivedecay]

Bonus every time Dallon flips his hair

[@m1ndm4n]

This number keeps growing

[@likaism]

it's been months and dallon still worries me

[@puppyluv2185]

for me it's only been a few weekes

[@brooke5721]

THAT WAS AN AWFUL PUN I LOVE IT also same

[@puppyluv2185]

thanks

[@kaseysinclair5299]

Lika same..

[@laylareed9680]

Lika i see you literally EvErYwHeRe

[@idontknowhowbuttheyfucking2933]

THE BOY DID THE LEG THING THE FOREHEAD PICK THING LOOK AT HIM GO

[@Nina-gg2be]

I Don't Know How But They Fucking Killed Me .

[@weirdcatcoaster1237]

For anyone wondering, Dallon does the leg thing 16 times throughout the whole video.

[@i-am-just-a-new-invention]

thank you i will carve this into my brain to unsmoothen it

[@iwritearmsracesnotfashions609]

Someone: dance Me: no don't want to Someone: dance Me: ok fine *dances wildly* Someone: that's enough Story of my life

[@Selfishdesign912]

I write arms races not fashion statements 1 awsome name 2 same

[@arunistrying]

Do you dance like Patrick from dance dance?

[@khanathewolfwentz7932]

I write arms races not fashion statements I love your username

[@beccas5201]

OMG SAAAAME

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

lmao same

[@samanthablanco7648]

Dallon: *tries to put bass in mouth* Breezy: Dallon baby no put it down

[@ozidyus]

Samantha Blanco 😂😂😂

[@kellynikou]

from long song names to long band names

[@anneferlybasister4226]

and long legs 😎

[@leonsalgeuro]

i’m _still_ trying to figure out what they were thinking with naming a song “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”

[@camiqs]

"There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven't thought of it yet"

[@SecretariatH]

@@leonsalgeuro Panic! was high and thought it sounded cool probably

[@panictreasurenottrash1684]

“London Beckoned Songs About Money Made By Machines” “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”

[@abibuxton3224]

I still have no clue how Dallon does the drops with out snapping his legs

[@lexilex72]

well he aint human so idk

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Abi Buxton cuz he tall as hell

[@localsatanist]

hes 8'1 what do you expect he has to squat for the camera to see him

[@nanapoohsmom4927]

If you look close, when he drops he actually twists his ankle too idk how he does that without hurting himself 😂

[@letstalkpoliticsBDG]

I am tall as hell and am incredibly flexible and I now realize that some people can’t do that and it sucks because that is like the best way to stretch in the morning ever invented

[@xfrnkierox1637]

ive never been jealous of a pick and a bass guitar before this moment.

[@777kals]

i have... patrick stump's guitar

[@skeleteeth229]

They can put "sexy ladies" in the background all they want to but the only sexy lady I can see is Dallon

[@ballztothewallz]

DISASTEROLOGY fax

[@gwen1935]

F A C T S

[@moshilore2k16]

i thought the old lady was very hot

[@ogron]

FACTS

[@ecstasydemon]

how could you forget ryan

[@vampirefrank2451]

Robot: dance *Dallon dances awkwardly* that's enough

[@skatertita]

Robot: stop. Stop. Wtf are you doing?

[@Digbilso]

vampire frank its cute tho sjdhskd

[@bug_bites]

Literally me my family

[@dog2003]

2:14 shUT UP AND LEMME SEE YA JAZZ HANDS

[@109324g]

omg lol

[@worm4429]

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A MAD MAN, THOUGHT YOU WAS BATMAN, AND HIT THE PARTY WITH A GAS CAN? KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!

[@ttourmalinee]

Little Miss Believer NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

[@notmaddie06]

prettyodd I simply love how every comment section on any band always has comments connected to other bands. It’s like a cult created by Geesus Way. We all listen to the same shit, have the same humor, use the same references, ITS A CULT

[@luvemmy2114]

Ok this is home.

[@jacquelineherrera-perez3201]

0:49 Dallon: " A modern concussion" Umm... I think Ryan might actually be giving himself a concussion back there lmao 😂

[@emilyliz3203]

Dallons hair is defying gravity

[@Selfishdesign912]

Andie Addison it learned from beebos hair

[@rileykeene7614]

That's because gravity don't mean to much to it. I'll let myself out.

[@neonheart9954]

bookworm394 no stay

[@neonheart9954]

bookworm394 no stay

[@jasminewhall9726]

+Polar Jazzy oops. someone beat me to that. well kay

[@Unfriendlymachine13]

my wig flew like that confetti

[@gillianLC]

Miss Morguendorffer same

[@static979]

Me

[@SherriAlmond]

Ptjtvc. P0

[@SherriAlmond]

@@static979 right n

[@jamhopsey]

Idkhbtf my wig on mars

[@mosriteminioncause7741]

FANTASTIC! -They really captured that 80's cable access feel, Cable access was the A.G.T. of the 80's. (Grandma was a nice touch.)

[@annikaschenberg4618]

if i had done the moves that dallon does in this my legs would be so dislocated how does he do it also what the fuck dallon don't eat the bass

[@ayeva6668]

Annika Schenberg because he is daddy long legs it is impossible to dance like daddy long legs

[@thegnote6531]

Same

[@fbidownontheground5250]

Is the old lady unofficially apart of the band That'd be amazing

[@nomatophobia]

that's what I was thinking too

[@aebxo6916]

She's just a touring member...

[@aomiirani753]

Hey that’s my mum!

[@bibblebobble8970]

The Bash Street Kid You did not.

[@kalemkalem1548]

So yeemo I fell apart get out

[@tantanthespaceman1923]

No comment on how beast that Grandma is? Just me? Okay. No worries. I'm a fan of you Grandsta (Grandma gangsta)

[@randomname6730]

TanTan The Space Man I wanna know if the grandma is part of the band too or....

[@rosielow527]

Random Name Same, like who is she Please say she’s part of the band That’d be absolutely hilarious

[@whinybaby8072]

Finally appreciation for g-ma

[@jtannock4]

This kinda reminds me of if The Killers, Radiohead, Panic! at the Disco and Arctic Monkeys decided to work together.

[@meganroberts5449]

All my favs

[@squtnik]

EXACTLYYYY

[@wannatouch8008s]

@@meganroberts5449 and depeche mode

[@leigh3208]

Fun fact: Dallon Weekes is an ex-member of Panic! At The Disco, if you didn't know

[@captainboromir6958]

His voice on this song sounds a lot like Kevin Max from dc Talk. Especially Kevin Max's more recent solo projects. This is a good example. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHa5pnaDnLimiZI

[@paoesmile]

well hello time for another Guess The Band: - A two-man band - A drummer with brightly colored hair - Writes songs with dark lyrics but applies a fun tune Your choices: a. Twenty One Pilots b. I Don't Know How But They Found Me

[@pamelachavez8046]

fuk...i'll never think that :V

[@randomname6730]

That's a tough one

[@thatawkwardturtle2592]

Ohhhhhh shoooot I don’t know how but they found twenty one pilots.

[@dihymono]

That • Awkward • Turtle in Frank's closet

[@thatawkwardturtle2592]

Steinerliner As furries

[@jerma953]

Okay why am I so emotional when I see Dallon and Ryan together?

[@chonpychonp]

Emma Stump Weekes because dallon still has a ryan

[@beccas5201]

Because Brendon lost his Ryan.

[@saulvelasquez400]

BECAUSE DALLON STILL HAS A RYAN UNLIKE BRENDON

[@2milk958]

Emma Stump Weekes wait are these the guys from P!ATD?!

[@nvthvxn9627]

2% Milk Dallon is a touring member of Panic! Ryan was a former member of Falling In Reverse

[@circo_]

NONE YOU JERK RECORDS IM CRYING

[@-justapenguin-7874]

dont cry....... *_CrAfT_*

[@dylaninpieces2]

don't craft mine coal

[@dylaninpieces2]

oh thank you for the compliment. :)

[@dylaninpieces2]

and i'm NOT your MOM

[@myakilby6872]

-just a penguin- That proud moment when you understand a reference...😆😆😆

[@frogtears8073]

ryan has to have neck issues at this point

[@nicowho]

is that jeongin in ur profile pic 🥺

[@sexyramen9504]

I wouldn't be suprised but if you learn to headbang without giving yourself concussions it doesn't hurt nearly as bad From personal expirience, i'm a bassist and every time I play I thrash around lol

[@shimayaa]

Imagine this being on one tv station followed by a commercial of FOB's - Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)

[@Caeleinn]

I actually watched them in that order by accident the other night. It was awesome.

[@robbiebrewer9515]

Jimmy Ilagan Oh My Brendon Urie I'm so Dun

[@thatawkwardturtle2592]

Wait, then Gerard Way’s “No Shows” comes on

[@snipsnap004]

THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED

[@schmooca]

I was-

[@fabitinkers7563]

dallons dancing is life

[@parasyythe]

Fabiola Moro long legg dancing

[@strawberry_2119]

Ryan hits his head 51 times

[@strawberry_2119]

Julia Jeżyna yes

[@familytingzoyea6940]

oh thank you i needed the information for scienece

[@daddywiggle4586]

You counted?

[@strawberry_2119]

@@daddywiggle4586 sadly a year late but yes I counted and rewinded multiple times-

[@daddywiggle4586]

Agust Baker that’s awesome

[@Miguel-vs6jt]

I hope people don’t realise that these songs are supposed to be recorded in the 70s-80s. That means that, in-universe, grandma might be dead.

[@ryntalkstoomuch4686]

how da r e you. how DARE YOU DONT EVEN LOOK AT GRANDMA

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Don’t Fucking Subscribe NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

[@arlo_slater9009]

She is immortal

[@stormybear46]

bold of you to assume that the grandma can die

[@Mothpuff]

She's a time traveler too.

[@taylorfillenwarth]

Why am I getting emotional over two grown men that I've never met?? Why do I feel like such a proud mom?? Edit: it's a week later and I already regret sounding like a basic fangirl whyyy do I do these things

[@pirellie]

SponTaylor relatable

[@yds2m]

me

[@Its.jocelynnnn]

SponTaylor So Relatable

[@sophia8565]

SponTaylor we all do

[@kianagibbon5603]

Ahh I relate haha

[@toadstoolcheeks3224]

WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE THE 80S AND I WAS BORN IN 1994

[@abby1924]

Bethany White I WAS BORN IN THE 2000s AND IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE 80s

[@kaitlynbennett2665]

is it hot in here or is it just dallon

[@stevennuckolls1390]

Kaitlyn Bennett its dallon

[@lys_angstrom4491]

Definitely Dallon

[@sophia8565]

Kaitlyn Bennett it's prolly dallon

[@goodbxy.6890]

And Ryan too

[@ally450]

Kaitlyn Bennett it's just fucking DALLON

[@StevieMcKenna10]

"A modern concussion" Whilst in the back Ryan frickin headbanging

[@velvert8998]

from the moment the song starts, you can see dallon's legs are already prepared to do the leg thing

[@alyssarey4598]

this video is so attractive , i can't breathe

[@captainsafety8354]

alyssa r SAME THOUGH

[@emalee2027]

a very big mood

[@maddieisaspacekid3515]

Dallon and Ryan just joined Paramore and Gerard Way in the 80s

[@meowibe]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@leicandm2]

maddieisaspacekid THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@爪丨乙卂]

maddieisaspacekid this should be the top comment

[@katies1652]

BEST COMMENT HERE

[@emma-is-not-okay]

maddieisaspacekid Yep

[@discscratch]

Dallon is a noodle and we must all protect him.

[@Clorbbb]

Yes

[@krisbarnett8022]

Brendon is jealous because Dallon still has a ryan

[@elisabethnini3643]

Cas Winchester I am in love with this comment😂

[@superfreakennomics_2009]

Cas Winchester love your name and comment

[@helix9685]

Cas Winchester OOF

[@MaiaAlicia05]

Cas Winchester That's amazing

[@JonathanLopez-xn7lm]

Cas Winchester omg 😂😂😂

[@sophia8565]

WHEN DALLON PUTS THE PICK ON HIS HEAD, WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE ITS SO UNEXPECTED

[@robbiebrewer9515]

Dallon looks beautiful and Ryan's hair looks like a Baja Blast Mountain Dew

[@adrianbrogan1061]

I'm gon slurp that hair up real quick

[@adammoss6724]

Oof, I forgot how hot Dallon is in this video

[@casualrocker8228]

Hello can we give ryan a little appreciation

[@ashabrantley4041]

@@casualrocker8228 always, we love that soft blueberry boi

[@ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608]

I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD TO PAUSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE OF DALLON'S VOICE I'M-

[@elannaanzelone2949]

Jon Walker SAME WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT

[@ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608]

Elanna Anzelone AND HIS PERFECTION OH MY GOD

[@samw3431]

SAMEEEE

[@stvltiloqvent]

Y'all never listened to his work on The Brobecks? His voice has always been like this.

[@runy4tunes]

This made me realize I've been waiting since the 80's for this AND I WAS BORN IN 2003

[@erykaeaford6671]

RunyTunes SAME

[@syrup8375]

RunyTunes SAME

[@luciferobin]

ME TOO

[@sophia8565]

sAME HERE YEE

[@sheynat9417]

sAME

[@San-qb3jo]

And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. if you get it i love you lmao

[@paytenwhitfield4732]

San finally someone who loves me :’) [ nice drunk history of FOB reference btw ]

[@satan3564]

'Twas the summer of 2001...

[@gremlinchild2180]

San it’s not a bad dick

[@randomname6730]

Joe met up with Patrick and he was like yo. I know about music

[@crowgoesskwaa]

I can sing soul and then he was all like "YEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH"

[@rellorador3568]

LYRICS: Dance Dance That's enough A modern concussion The room is on fire You're an upstanding model Of the Modern Day Cain With impeccable style So now you've done a little wrong And you need to be forgiven By the Vicar and the company you keep And then you conjure up a fiction To get the pretty girl to listen This is the sin That I will confess to release myself From consequence And everyone can tell The moral objections To something so profane Oh, but the deepest of convictions Are the darkest positions Little remissions for the varicose vein So now you've done a little wrong And you swear you didn't do it But volition left you burdened with a curse And you conjure up a fiction To get the pretty girl to listen This is the sin That I will confess to release myself From consequence And everyone can tell This is the sin That I will confess to release myself From consequence And everyone can tell This is the sin That I will confess to release myself From consequence And everyone can tell And everyone can tell And everyone can tell

[@stepankasoukupova1398]

I always thought the voice at the start was saying ass 💀

[@teayonzaga5508]

At least Dallon has a Ryan

[@aitanaaguilera4794]

Tea Yonzaga I laughed more than I should have with your comment I feel bad for Brendon;-;

[@lolchillingha]

Tea Yonzaga Did you just-

[@t0mc4t.]

oh

[@fablemelanielps5357]

i... you... but...

[@neontiny]

oh...my...

[@dallasmikolaszuk1794]

only 80's kids will remember

[@caitlinschannel7725]

Dal Pal WHY DOESNT THIS COMMENT HAVE MORE LIKES

[@kradness5005]

i drew a mini dallon in my sketchbook with his bass and i got my classmates to write stuff around it and someone put "he's cute"

[@liahc0re]

Dallon: *Sticks pick on his forhead* Me: *That's art*

[@gryphrogers9002]

you know dallon is just casually not aging

[@kahelorange]

Yeah, kinda like Billie Joe Armstrong.

[@meg_0210]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN GO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS

[@fab_ianne]

IM

[@allfandomsiminwow2618]

.nope. ;-; *emotions*

[@meg_0210]

I CANT BELIEVE I SAW THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS IM

[@Ellie_xo]

Hahahahahajauahahahahaha I live in Australia 😂

[@maxclfld4606]

I live in France :) :) :) :) :) HøW to hang

[@murdoxxed]

W H E R E I S T H E A L B U M W E N E E D T H E D A M N A L B U M also dallon looks dead at the beginning

[@Stubbormly]

edgy kid like. At first glance your like “oh lol he’s probably gunna be really Emo and just seem so dead through the whole time” but NOPE she’s gunna dance around and put his pick on his forehead. I love him 😂

[@Empty_Echo]

Ryan looks the most dead xD

[@skatertita]

@@Empty_Echo Ryan: why do I agree to do this shit?

[@Empty_Echo]

@@skatertita no wait i was new to the fan base ;-;

[@zoebartlett8646]

But don’t we all look dead at some point😂

[@giantisopod1004]

nearly seven years later and this is still an absolutely bonkers crazy insane song to release dallon never stop

[@racheloffir3573]

Dallon: Puts pick on his forehead instead of holding it in his teeth Dallon: Puts the bass in his mouth Me: "God dammit, Dal, you've done it again."

[@thumbsup5524]

Rachel Offir actually I take that back it’s Dallon so there is always a reason we just don’t know

[@Stubbormly]

I love him.

[@kasllovet4731]

He put the pick on his forehead at the show I went to as well... everyone screamed lol

[@Empty_Echo]

That's Our Dallon

[@anastasiasakharova9826]

Our profile pics match 👉👉

[@martaa550]

When I grow up I want to be like the piano lady

[@strawberri3912]

Marta A i want to be like dallon 😂

[@Empty_Echo]

I wanna be like that confetti

[@i_am_an_idiot_but]

I wanna be like that hi-hat

[@izzyoconnor3369]

i want to be ryan's hair

[@hummusfanagle6189]

I want to be that plant behind the grandma

[@purplespacecat2362]

I can't get over how tall that microphone is.

[@yds2m]

i cant get over how tall dallon is

[@caprisunglasses]

so is Dallon's new nickname "microphone"? cool

[@mxsinist3r]

PurpleSpacecat Dall a Tol boi he need a tol mic

[@rkkwc]

The man is 6 foot 4 his mic’s gotta be pretty tall

[@riripanini]

Ronnie radke is quaking

[@junothedragonslayer2997]

my thoughts while watching this: what whAT DALLON YOUR LEGS RYAN YOUR HEAD DALLON’S SASS DAL PICKS DON’T GO ON YOUR FOREHEAD THEY DON’T GO IN YOUR HAIR EITHER NO DON’T EAT YOUR BASS DAMN THAT GRANDMA CAN PLAY THE SOUND ON THE STUDIO VERSION AT THE END IS FROM MINECRAFT I REMEMBER THAT NOW *_WHAT_*

[@ScreamingAllTheTime]

Is.... is Dallon okay in this video??? Legs aren’t supposed to bend the way he makes his

[@FabulousKilljoy]

HE’S NOOOOOOOTTTT OKAYYYYT (I promise)

[@me-wp7lt]

Fabulous Killjoy you made me cry

[@mxsinist3r]

He had his legs replaced with rubber he’s okay

[@JaneDoe-bg9js]

Maybe he got some tips from Mikey Way

[@nerissaxx4548]

last night was amazing. i got to see this outstanding band live. ryan, a guy i've known, and been a fan of since 2012, and dallon, a guy i've been a fan of for as long as i can remember. i stayed outside for 7 hours just to get right in front of the stage, and all that work payed off when dallon pulled me on stage to play his bass while he went into the crowd. i got to play next to a guy that i've admired for a long time, and playing on a bass that belonged to my favorite bassist to ever exist. i got to meet both of them after the show and get hugs and everything and got to chat for a little while. and geez they just made my night and i'm looking forward for new music from these guys. anyway i'm done.

[@taylorfillenwarth]

nøtpepe wentz I think I saw that on twitter or something, that's so cool!! I'm so happy for you I hope you had an amazing time

[@KatSkan]

I just saw them last night at The Depot in SLC for the first time. I thought they were amazing! I am really hoping that they release more of their songs because I love their music style!

[@bibblebobble8970]

nøtpepe wentz That's amazing! But what if you couldn't play bass and he dragged you on stage, you'd just be standing there like a muppet.

[@nerissaxx4548]

Bibble Bobble he had asked who knew how to play bass 😂 but that’d be funny if the person didn’t

[@alanahklarich7560]

nøtpepe wentz OMGGG you're so luckyyy

[@elliem3177]

I volunteer to dress in silver and throw confetti on stage at amplyfi

[@vimbaigidi4423]

ellie m Same

[@elisabethnini3643]

ellie m SIGN ME UP

[@cami-rf1mb]

please dont

[@hilol7337]

cami ! She's saying how she wants to be the girl in the video dressed in all silver throwing confetti calm man 😂😂

[@elliem3177]

cami ! it was a joke because theres girls in the video doing it hahaha

[@schmores1411]

Person : hello, legs? Dallon : legs broke Person : understandable, have a great day.

[@panictreasure5278]

Take a shot every time Ryan headbangs

[@_rainbowhat_4863]

I just drank a whole bottle of vodka

[@antikhrist_]

50 shots

[@jarelysanchez4837]

Ryan hugged me

[@catalinakersfeld154]

48 shots.

[@theotomeotakuhorrorfan9154]

I am not gonna get wasted off of head banging... 😂

[@Caeleinn]

I have made it my goal to push this video to the same level of views as Choke, because this one is just as awesome and I want Dallon and Ryan to get even more wonderful surprises. Who's with me?

[@inkusdinkus]

Every friend group has a fabulous music man, dead faced drummer, piano grandma, and a demon who stands in the background

[@vampshadz1807]

ryan’s hair flips tho omg

[@sarace6490]

oOOOO LOOK AT DALLON BEING ALL PRETTY AND SASSY

[@hannahwest6500]

Art

[@rbassist]

Ryan Ross agreed, an unknown art, but art

[@Hailey-ed7yy]

thanks Ryan

[@elijahprince3597]

Why do I love how much Dallon is going crazy in this?😂

[@gerardnoonaishereforyou2760]

produced by: breezy weekes

[@elannaanzelone2949]

Gerard Noona is here for you YEAH I SAW THAT

[@tae_taeee]

I DONT NEED TO HAVE ONLY 3 MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS TO LIVE TO WANT TO WATCH THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

[@abby1924]

Taelor L YOU'D MISS ONE SECOND

[@tae_taeee]

HECK I MESSED UP GOTTA FIX IT

[@abby1924]

Taelor L good

[@honeylemon4972]

I just realized they tooked the name of their band from one scene of Back to the future.Well thinking.

[@spyderguy4567]

Dammit! Why are all there songs so good?!

[@farahghanem6125]

The old Dallon can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause he's dead!

[@mir572]

😭🖤

[@avachugg.6617]

My 6 year old sister- “can we watch the video with the guy with the weird leg movements and the grandma playing a keyboard?”

[@Wolflover-ow2rg]

a g c; your sister is the best

[@leonor1261]

a g c; your sister is the best

[@gillianLC]

The best summary of this video ever hands down

[@rosielow527]

Emo quartet Trash AGREED.

[@adriisdead2559]

HAHAHAHA

[@XxMazzy]

*clicks on video bc it keeps getting reccomended to me and looks interesting* wait is that dallon weekes

[@Selfishdesign912]

Xx Mazzy same

[@boxofbluecrayons8003]

i found them on accident cause of their song 'choke' and i wanted to find out who the band members were oop

[@mustardpotatosalad6609]

Well, I guess they know how you found them.

[@casperfrey3809]

Mustard Potato Salad Stop it with the puns

[@casperfrey3809]

So yeemo I fell apart You got that sad?

[@Amber_xo_133]

0% Nudity 0% Sex 0% Bad words 100% Talent and Hot Dallon

[@calibricalypso]

The Leg Thing is way hotter than it should be

[@bear2325]

He’s way too hot 😭 unfair

[@courtneycuellar3536]

dallon is extremely long

[@Selfishdesign912]

Courtney Cuellar indeed he his

[@elizabethg8916]

Courtney Cuellar true fact

[@karmel9045]

are you talking about his legs or-

[@imtryingimtryingtosleep6124]

kalopsia Both, honey.

[@aestheticstreak3134]

im trying im trying to sleep _”Both Honey”_