I Drone Striked The Shire - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@davidkueny2444]

"It's like watching a bunch of hamsters walk into a blender!" Not that you'd know anything about doing that, right? *Right?*

[@itgelmunhboldbat1671]

OH GOD

[@whatthetutorial9829]

PETA 911

[@whatthetutorial9829]

@@itgelmunhboldbat1671 lol unspeakable fan

[@Lifeincarnate3155]

@@whatthetutorial9829 what’s wrong whith that bruh

[@gagedyals1173]

I'd like to know what you do in your free time cap

[@Blumpkinthehobbit]

Stop drone striking my family

[@KimBillings-zo2fx]

I don't agree

[@vancouver9672]

No

[@fear4201]

💀

[@chap2651]

Let's not

[@dfsahosdjhfouaishdfoiuhsdofiuh]

you got a lobotomy in the first 3 minutes

[@hungtheheroluu]

This is actually Cap’s 100th episode of TABS (full release). Congrats Cap! You’re awesome as always and continue to make me laugh. Keep it up man.

[@undertalegamer8571]

wow i can't believe a hobbit is thanking sauce for 100 episodes of annihilating him.

[@Formalics]

Hi blumpkin

[@toontics3475]

Same profile pic

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

Technically this isn't the full release

[@champthechimp]

100?Feels like 1000

[@favzi36]

Hobbit at first level: he is paralyzed, but he got the spirit.

[@rohaanadikesh3781]

Ethan Anderson Gutierrez I saw that too

[@darthseverus89]

Yeah Spirit counts when you've got a bullet or 6 or 7 or 10 in your skull thanks for your comments have a wonderful day dear friend.

[@areonteq9638]

Brain damage

[@wolfbreakstheblock406]

Archer: *gets shot then hits the hobbit* Hobbit: *doesn't care* Archer: "W-what?!

[@derpdeny4514]

Captain sauce: “but there isn’t a unit shaped like a crash Matt” :sad snuffy noises

[@gc_dwrfy6151]

its mat not matt my name is matt

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

@@gc_dwrfy6151 hi matt

[@Burger19985]

@@gc_dwrfy6151 thanks for the heads up matt

[@mistah.cheese]

@@gc_dwrfy6151 thanks matt you really helped me realise the 2nd t in mat was in that sentence

[@palidengamer2540]

@@gc_dwrfy6151 matt, the most simple name can be great.

[@stickyleaks]

"Don't grab women from behind only in TABS" Ferb I know what we are going to do today

[@jahvin5353]

My god this is a funny comment lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@korrannagii7203]

😏

[@marilynnorwood4124]

Lmao this made me laugh so hard thanks for the good rest of the night sleep

[@denisegregory4324]

🤔 Question is where are we going to do so?

[@JerrySucks]

Oh no ferb no dont

[@animekid7562]

I like how Cap points out that the axes are very large for a small little hobbit like Blumpkin, but not the fact that they brought 3 executioners for the job.

[@zeinaabdelmonem511]

So he doesn't telekinesis on 1 then live

[@originalnameoriginallastna4266]

"He pushed him off" *Sad quickdraw noises* 2:00

[@PersonGoneFarAway]

“It’s like watching hamsters jump into a blender!” PETA: We’ve got eyes on the target

[@KapGaming07]

PETA would probably do the same tbh

[@Puppetpensive]

@@KapGaming07 can confirm

[@Puppetpensive]

@Kyan Nurse another thing i can confirm

[@fchef8370]

Wait you guys are serious? Because if so I just did not know

[@Puppetpensive]

@@fchef8370 Yeah they are kinda a death row for animals

[@theanarchist9733]

"they explode now?" and "they fly now?" have the same energy

[@CJ_1406]

Cap: Activate Mini-Sauce. Hobbits: Ah shoot, here we go again.

[@AmarJC2008]

Put “Ah s#!t here we go again” in the beginning plz

[@realpatrickstarboy7452]

@@AmarJC2008 why you censor shit

[@itgelmunhboldbat1671]

@@realpatrickstarboy7452 ah shit here we go again

[@Somebody_VK]

just say shit

[@knuxenglish]

So in the first S. T. H level your plan was: A miner was gonna get a shot. And Guns...

[@potat0a1m26]

By famous communists

[@safetybot389]

Also let a hobbit with ptsd run around in a hunting pack

[@angelromolopez3268]

You should make a character that is called “the hero”, who is created to be controlled ( lots of health, ability to dodge) and have him face off against the strongest units.

[@dontyeetapig6378]

no dodging

[@justarandomtechpriest1578]

@@dontyeetapig6378 yes dodge

[@con3879]

@@dontyeetapig6378 Projectile dodging would disturb the movement. Maybe like the Backwards Dodge or Teacher Parry, for fighting

[@angelromolopez3268]

Ya kinda like a video game character

[@angelromolopez3268]

I mean more like a small speed boost

[@gael-amadolozano3381]

Vlad deserves a promotion for the way he took out the knight and squire threatening the VIP

[@shawnjames3481]

YOU ARE SOW RIGHT

[@hungtheheroluu]

“I don’t understand. Why is horse the Muhammed Ali of the broken faction? Nothing makes sense.” -CaptainSauce 2021

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

15:47 You can see the fear in Cap's eyes the moment he realized that snakes are flying around.

[@animekid7562]

4:41 Cap is always trying to use type advantage as if this Pokémon lol

[@07philip]

"They kind of fit in the crowd." *Ah yes teachers, well known for showing up to executions.*

[@sherbert8168]

Wow! public school must really suck... I wouldn't know.

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

@@sherbert8168 It does.

[@sherbert8168]

Yeah, from what I remember I was locked up in a panic room for breaking a pencil...

[@door.4975]

@@sherbert8168 breaking. A pencil. What the hell is wrong with the world

[@sherbert8168]

@@door.4975 I'm a "special education" student WHAT THE MANGO DOES THAT MEAN??

[@michaelcollins5819]

Siren Head : *has dong* Cap : “will ya stop showing it to the camera damn it!”

[@samudacamu1671]

Are hobbits children

[@MisterDoorNumber1]

Wdym has dong??? ...

[@michaelcollins5819]

@@MisterDoorNumber1 17:45

[@MisterDoorNumber1]

@@michaelcollins5819 he didn’t it was just phasing but I get it

[@generalfloppa5798]

@@samudacamu1671 no

[@TheeCaptainobvious]

13:17 watching the hobbit obliviously wander around as he is saved at the last second by blad every millisecond is hilarious

[@PhantomOne]

"I don't know how much I should trust the demolition expertise of people who treat their bombs like marshmallows." The classic CaptainSauce.

[@modernismisreal]

"It's raining burnt hobbit corpses" Here we go again.

[@why7234]

Battle cats wrong game dude were playing tabs dude

[@3cheeseshigh]

@@why7234 ya said dude twice

[@FantaSe505]

Ah s##t here we go again

[@ingoing123]

#ingoing123

[@liguow]

hello modern cat

[@hungtheheroluu]

“Do you really need to execute somebody that is the size of an Oompa Loompa using an axe that’s as big as a car door?” -CaptainSauce 2021

[@lulhad]

Is this your 3rd comment?

[@matthewboire6843]

The top 2 comments are both yours, how did you do this?

[@mewmew8932]

@@matthewboire6843 sheer winner energy

[@matthewboire6843]

@@mewmew8932 yea probably

[@lilpudding3428]

Battle Recommendation: “The Ghost of Christmas ‘Present’ “ 10 elves(PRESENT) 2 Banshees(ghost duh) 5 Cheerleaders(THE CHRISTMAS CAROL SINGERS) 1 Ballooner(Scrooge)

[@lilpudding3428]

ITS OUT SEASON

[@mrchickinman9984]

I love how sauce celebrates his 100th episode of tabs by first doing everything to protect the hobbits, then curb stomping them with stealth drones. welcome to the channel

[@cylerherbst9143]

"Let's destroy what we protect!"

[@zachormacca4776]

2:07 Man his teammate is really happy he didn’t die

[@TheShadeVoid]

Yoohooyidlabadee!

[@turkle.]

“And maybe a couple of *minors* as well? I need something to get shot by the arrows.” -CaptainSauce 2021

[@brycetrussell3063]

I was going to coment that

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

1:40

[@ericbright1742]

"Miners, not minors!" ~ Sir Alexander Dane, 1999

[@modernismisreal]

Protect the children meow!

[@djtabor]

I still don't understand why when people make these campaigns with blumpkin, they don't just make it so that when blumpkin dies, you lose with the win conditions

[@JustAGamerPerson]

Because the levels were made before win conditions existed.

[@phantomy2034]

@@JustAGamerPerson "Survive for ___ seconds" _is_ an alternate win condition, so it's a legitimate question.

[@JustAGamerPerson]

@@phantomy2034 They both were added at the same time.

[@adamteashaw9441]

@@JustAGamerPerson so why use survive for x seconds when there is a win condition that fits the mode?

[@JustAGamerPerson]

@@adamteashaw9441 Because the campaigns Cap played were made before win conditions were even known to exist in the future.

[@jasonkimball4895]

"It's like watching a bunch of hamsters walk into a blender!" I to remember the great hamster suicide of 1679.

[@marleythekid8320]

1769

[@sparkplug6837]

Am I the only one who found it adorable when vald was fallowing blumpkin around trying to protect him from danger

[@SpeedierGuide98]

Like father, like drunken son

[@jonathanalexis287]

@@SpeedierGuide98 ppzmkz

[@SpeedierGuide98]

@@jonathanalexis287 wut

[@jonathanalexis287]

@@SpeedierGuide98 @ gmail. i might calm down his attacknwe codes for rpg world I don't kill 2 days codes fpr codes

[@SpeedierGuide98]

@@jonathanalexis287 ok.

[@strucktwice6067]

10:07 Didn’t know Blumpkin had the grim reaper as a Jojo stand XD

[@yeetyeet2666]

"Menacing"

[@bionicbirb9104]

KONO POWAH!

[@yamman225]

*pillar men theme intensities*

[@oreokid5516]

Wdym? Whats a stand? (Its a joke cause im a normal person)

[@RenarchyLeader]

@@oreokid5516 ?

[@loganfish9776]

The fact somebody even knew they could do this is amazing.

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

While i did not make the drone mod, i can tell you what he put on the drone to make it The propellers are the TABG propeller hat, the middle part is a pirate bandana, the camera is the TABG cyborg eye, and the little dot on top is the TABG bomber man hat There are a total of 7 hats that make yhe drone, your welcome Edit : ok i will be honest, i think i missed a hat or two, because it also seems like the drone has zorros hair ( in misc) and maybe a painted mask? ( also in misc ) However i cannot tell for sure sense captain sauce did not get a clear enougb image for me to tell if that is the case or not

[@daborlandsareback8396]

@@ahgetouttaere7808 Wait that was a mod? I thought they broke with the new update

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

@@daborlandsareback8396 Yup, that was a mod, and it was a combination of in game hats that made it

[@daborlandsareback8396]

@@ahgetouttaere7808 Cool

[@ANKYLOVER3647]

@@ahgetouttaere7808 I can see how it might not be a mod but the propellers make it harder to believe

[@erikfranklin4686]

“I’m gonna pull an Obama and bomb the crap out of the shire” -Captainsauce 2021

[@imakeislamiccontent]

Hey it's free real estate!

[@ecclesiasticman4417]

16:10

[@goatgang6461]

Wow real original funny haha

[@spencertang5155]

Ehh, nothing you can do about it

[@rileyhair8263]

aha funny quote comment very original 161 likes ahahaha

[@bigbirdscousin]

13:24 Vlad with the save And Blumpkin jumping before Vlad swung the final hit was epic

[@KapGaming07]

Blumpkin gets paralyzed from neck down: Captainsauce and the game: he's still alive!

[@theogbaka9588]

Nice

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

Nice

[@iosiftsolakidis223]

LOL

[@generalfloppa5798]

Stop saying nice and call 911 I'm paralyzed

[@KapGaming07]

@@generalfloppa5798 suffer

[@animekid7562]

Cap: As long as he's somewhat alive, legally alive, that's all that matters. Me: Do things like legalities even exist in TABS. but u know captainsauce, always abiding by the laws in video games, not actively trying to massacre all the halflings in the world.

[@MerkhVision]

Holy crap I wanna see more of the “broken faction” vs the world!

[@kuramaninetails5362]

8:45 I guess you could call it a "flawless execution"

[@onebilliontacos3405]

I feel like the randomness makes this game even more acurate.

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

Im holding back my temptations to correct you

[@wileymcgraw5511]

@@wheeleekwazee1641 No you’re not

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

@@wileymcgraw5511 fine then one billion tacos there is 2 C's in accurate

[@TullySmith93]

Last episode Blumpkin turned a potion seller inside out with his mind, and this episode he gets shot through the head and survives, what on earth is Blumpkin, cause he ain't normal

[@Magicmarina]

There’s a reason he’s protected

[@jointPounder]

See, the only person that has a problem with this title is CaptainSauce’s monetization.

[@comrade4329]

Don't worry this video is sponsored by Obama

[@mykreeevans6699]

@@soceanicplays4818 vS

[@PikachuYoutuber.]

No it isn't

[@heavenlycolby8446]

@Heath Lockwood been gone since it started

[@joshuamcintire4119]

My time machine broke I'll fix it later

[@jurassickaijuking6761]

“Sacking of the Farm” 3 Jarls 5 Berserkers 2 Chieftans 7 Poachers 7 Blowdarters 10 Brawlers 1 Hwacha 1 Ullr as the barbarian leader

[@ekayangtyler5592]

"Legally alive" When has laws stopped sauce

[@TheBoiMyers]

I have a battle suggestion that I like to call: SHIRE FIRE!!!!! 10 Hafflings 10 Elves (Yours, not the game's) 10 Hay Bailers 10 Santa's Slays 1 Bob Ross (as an H20 Delirious reference) You can ONLY use fire units that are NOT the wheelbarrow dragon and you must have YOUR CaptainSauce unit that has to live through the entire thing. If he dies, you fail.

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

Happy 100th TABS Full Release Video man!

[@SirToaster9330]

Sauce: He's dead me who saw his eyes: don't ever use the word smart with me

[@randomdude4869]

Ikr nobody talks about this in comments

[@villacerros]

I also noticed that and immediately went to the comment to see if anyone else noticed.

[@greensgren]

Pulling an Obama was a bad idea, the drones are now having a seisure and now they have been permanently demonitized into obama memes

[@AmarJC2008]

Every other KZbinr: Actual good content Captain Sauce: Finding random weird crap but it’s still good crap

[@honque2490]

What about jake Paul.

[@irrelevanttroll3312]

@@honque2490 bad crap

[@themustardman219]

@@honque2490 Crap

[@itgelmunhboldbat1671]

@@honque2490 i thought its john pole

[@razaliabrahim4293]

so this isnt good content?

[@ynln6595]

“They keep releasing this moan.” - CaptainSauce 2021

[@-._Kleo_.-]

Best quote ever

[@hungtheheroluu]

15:48 did Blumpkin just say “Awhoo!” when he got hit by a snake?

[@thescout3546]

They always say that

[@milesbe3686]

HE WAS LOL

[@pkmnik1123]

He did

[@hungtheheroluu]

“Awhoo!” - a typical Halfling sound

[@generalfloppa5798]

Maybe I did why do you care

[@puff4814]

"Stealth drone" are we forgetting that half the units dont have eyes?

[@teacat]

And sometimes they have five

[@fleaswarm5881]

“Instead of making the poor richer the rich want to turn blumpkin inside out” One of the best quotes of 2021 so far

[@fleaswarm5881]

Uhm what I just took a thing from the video that I thought was funny

[@joshuagamatis7688]

Cap:Blumpkin let go of the horse, BLUMPKIN LET GO OF THE HORSE! That got me crying

[@dogeknight6000]

Hello Alastor I’m the radio doggo

[@DegnaDings]

13:23 r we gonna talk about the EPIC save Vlad pulled here?

[@superpoo2734]

“Actually I should grab them from behind, don’t grab women from behind.” He never said anything about men though

[@ethanhanson2421]

👀

[@scarredeyealex8499]

r/suddenlygay

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@scarredeyealex8499 bold of you to assume that SuperPoo 2 is a guy

[@scarredeyealex8499]

@@jrcspiderman2003 My bad r/suddenlybi

[@squeakermcgee]

Ummm,don’t do that either

[@phamminhquan5054]

Battle recommend: "Dynasty Clash" 1 Shogun 1 Sensei 1 Lady Red Jade 10 Samurais 5 Ninjas

[@iforgor227]

"I'm gonna pull an Obama and drone strike the shire" so true. Best quote to start the year

[@dysonpounds5705]

Trump supporter

[@iforgor227]

@@dysonpounds5705 Did I hurt your feelings Mr Pounds? More like 600 pounds. Heyooo

[@dysonpounds5705]

@@iforgor227 that was a shitty joke im not even 250

[@iforgor227]

@@dysonpounds5705 angry libtard lol

[@shineelover1501]

oh gosh thattrojanguy vs dyson pounds: the rise of the dave Matthew vs aramaru fight

[@Ruby2Marine]

2:26 Captainsauce: He actually got that archer and managed to push him back The quick draw that shot the archer as soon as blumpkin attack the archer: Am I a joke to you?

[@juusto9500]

Currently there is a bug with the custom campaign creator that clears every win condition exept "defeat the other team". That's the reason the units started to spin in circles and the battle didn't end at 4:30 and 6:50

[@passive_geno5867]

Fun fact: the new ballooner can prolong the cooldown or almost disable the ability for his enemy to attack

[@c_slade08]

The perfect KZbin title doesn’t exis-

[@noiselessquacksnek5629]

U tryin to get that heart

[@izzepyclone1233]

17:48 Whole new meaning to the word 'boner'

[@atboi4223]

Plot twist: The Hobbits aren't Hobbits, the Captain is actually high on PCP in Iran, and he just called multiple drone strikes on the populous

[@hvhuvhfhyfggyug6896]

“It’s raining burnt hobbit corpses” Here we go again.

[@arttops2563]

Comment battle: Lightning storm. Surrounded by 4 Thors and each Thor has 5 cheerleaders.

[@Enjinercraft]

The lightning won’t work for that

[@Rav3n_1]

Fighting wobbly horse: he’s god. Why is he god Using wobbly horse:hahahahaha I’m dead

[@em__1]

13:24 did Vlad just get a double kill AND save Blumpkin? he's the real MVP here

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Do a battle with Siren head but not with the Hobbits! Keep it up man!

[@icetide9411]

I've had that hidden faction glitch before, and I can confirm that da vinci is actually one of the stronger melee units

[@SteveSmith-fk2ht]

It’s almost hard to believe that captainsauce already has 100 videos in this series

[@inconspicuouspotatoes2588]

Oh no.... *The FBI finally found Bilbo’s family*

[@oscarhendry2365]

2:00. I believe what happened was the arrow was in the bow, meaning it wasn’t damaging yet. The arrow landed on/through blumpkin’s head but didn’t damage him. However, there was something on top of him, so the computer registered him as smooshed.

[@grumpytoad862]

When he said "Blumkin let go of the horse" I dont know why but I just lost it and started laughing so hard

[@cdawgo7670]

I COULDNT STAND THAT

[@shadetherainwing7853]

Experiment idea: The battle of the supports 1 musket + 5 cheerleaders Vs 1 musket + 5 priests First musket to die loses

[@icetide9411]

It would be the priest musket that loses because you can't heal through a one-shot

[@conchobair9887]

Well, it'll just be the same as putting a musket v musket unless they both miss. Muskets one-shot other muskets.

[@angusbot7256]

Me: Ok, time to go to bed, it’s almost midnight. Captain Sauce: *posts TABS video* Me: ...ok, just one more...

[@dogeknight6000]

1 Eternity later

[@charliegreen7043]

No one: Literally no one: CallMeCarson: 1:41

[@jordinbecker8974]

Congratulations you made your 100 episode on totally accurate battle simulator known as tabs I can't believe that that is insane

[@friscokdacosta2275]

The arrow at 2:04 generated in the bow the archer didn't shoot so the arrow and bow helled Blumpkin down and Blumpkin survived.

[@captainsausage4449]

When I saw the title I was like yes this is what tans needed

[@Domingo236]

10:28 he made a spartan shield out of skeletons

[@Rogue_78]

2:19 he didn’t get shot in the head. The archer dropped his bow when he fell and the hobbit fell on it.

[@generalfloppa5798]

No I was shot in the head

[@_2_IN_1_]

I am giving you guarantee that the shire will surely revolt against you Sauce. I mean look at him, he uses hobbits as text subjects.

[@ombaaa]

"You better believe that Im gonna pull an Obama and bomb the crap out of the shire" -CaptainSauce 2021

[@ItzMehWFroge]

I saw the start and laughed so hard

[@ItzMehWFroge]

Mee too

[@chenterr103]

@@ItzMehWFroge did you just comment on your own comment XDDDDD

[@ItzMehWFroge]

@@chenterr103 ya why not?

[@ItzMehWFroge]

Lol

[@samudacamu1671]

I think the hobbit killed the archery man and stabbed himself with a bow suck in the ground to end himself on sauce but sauce didn’t let him

[@GnomeWarlords184]

Congrats on 100 tabs vids

[@Beware_of_Meh]

I feel as though people don’t treat the bomb on a stick as a good unit! It’s very cheap, and it can attract enemies just like the barrel roller, as well as explode them! It deserves more recognition in my opinion.

[@battlecatspro8653]

Cap: talking me see’s jester

[@omegawizard2174]

Nice name

[@plasticballs]

the fuck am I reading

[@omegawizard2174]

@Camren Lindsay no u

[@x3r0_]

How am I supposed to read this? Or is this broken English?

[@x3r0_]

@@plasticballs your pfp explains it all

[@razzleberry3275]

Nobody:me getting adds for maple syrup while watching this

[@samtrapani2971]

Yea

[@littlefox1735]

Imagine getting ads

[@Dvoid.]

Seems fitting he’s Canadian

[@razzleberry3275]

@@Dvoid. that's the whole joke

[@razzleberry3275]

@@littlefox1735 imagine not lol stupid rich

[@100kshatteryt3]

No-one: Not a single soul: Tabs devs: best unit is H O R S E

[@ahappyaccident7879]

All the kings horses, and all the kings men wouldn’t fuck with blumpkin again

[@Galina15152]

Me : hey don't look yet but there's a cute girl over there My friend: 22:53

[@runitsacow]

Shouldn’t it be called TIBS? T- Totally I- Inaccurate B- Battle S- Simulator

[@shadow_king12344]

Its accurate. You have no idea what an accurate battle is. Never seen spongbob fight the grim reaper?

[@runitsacow]

@@shadow_king12344 Emphasize the “Totally”

[@cheesenaughtd9943]

"he just grabbed the ass of the horse" captainSause 2021

[@animekid7562]

If everyone is first then that means I'm second, right?

[@mayordog4522]

Non’t

[@shinyrowlet532]

Yesn'tn't

[@asher_delphi976]

And I'm third

[@maxwellgibson1108]

/:

[@dagreatleaf9003]

Maybe’mt

[@jackbeecher4050]

I love how blumpkin didnt even hurt the archer...What happened was a gunslinger shot the archer just as blumpkin jumped and then he cracked his head on the ground XD 2:00

[@The-True-KingYT]

Ok I’m literally watching this at 1 AM. And just watched a video where AppleJack from MLP gets chased by police for drug dealing. This night just keeps getting better

[@thekingofjesters2368]

Who the heck made it

[@The-True-KingYT]

@@thekingofjesters2368 idk fam but trust me that shit HILARIOUS

[@theinkdemon2745]

Hii

[@theinkdemon2745]

Hehe first

[@Myxtrns]

Seven comments exist and KZbin won’t let me see them....

[@asher_delphi976]

734

[@Noobletines]

938

[@bismarckandthekriegsmarine2954]

921

[@nitrobilder12]

1561

[@chillrendbeats]

E

[@caleblambert1222]

A

[@ImAlivas]

You are first

[@peterstonestreet456]

He is the first