I edited my own Wikipedia to say whatever I want

[@JackSucksAtLife]

subscribe if u enjoy! Also don’t troll the wikis!!

[@lucy-do8iv]

i unsubscribed!

[@batvaleska]

JackSucksAtLife No.

[@krishie]

no UUUuuu

[@GlasgowRangers55]

Sure

[@eugcne]

yes

[@Beeba10]

Jack: "Why is there so much red?!?!?" Me: **glances at KZbin logo** "No idea."

[@jmanpolo5611]

I mean you are right lol doesn't change the fact that the GUI does hurt the eyes a bit 😂

[@hopesworld9850]

When he said that I screamed: BECAUSE ITS ABOUT KZbinRS!!!!! I mean that's obvious.

[@lennnnn7]

@@hopesworld9850 there’s way too much red. There’s some white in the logo too but wikiTUBIA made the whole page red.

[@anawesomepet]

What hue does Jake think it should be? Black?

[@jjam1025]

@@anawesomepet p r e t i c t e d t h e f u t u r e now it's red and black

[@clanskrub665]

"Jack Massey Welsh is a VERY HANDSOME, TALENTED, AND FUNNY man. This is all TRUE INFORMATION and I AM NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE"

[@Purplecorgi10]

“AKA TOTALLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE”

[@inactiveuserakashahb3201]

@@Purplecorgi10huh

[@mollielol8174]

@@Purplecorgi10 I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@mollielol8174]

@@Purplecorgi10 on yt

[@Purplecorgi10]

Mollie pike. Well, the only things iI really watch are Minecraft and Animation so that probably explain why :)

[@JakeBrowatzke]

Oh Jack rides a unicycle. Everything finally makes sense.

[@kidzzzfunchallenges354]

Oh I hate myself

[@Sophistics]

Hi. Person who sees this when you can’t reply anymore because it blew up, have a good day!

[@darraghmcgrogan3657]

@Elizabeth Oseko ikr

[@darraghmcgrogan3657]

.

[@-bluedino-4482]

@@Sophistics lol

[@gosha305]

Jack: *[vomiting]* Classic quote here

[@Nugcon]

only OGs get it

[@marvinsingh3968]

No

[@joshuagoddard6848]

"iPhone 5-6" is a quote associated with Jack. Jack now has the iPhone 11. 5+6=11. How could we have been so blind...

[@粭]

they've put the wrong symbol then. it should be 5+6 not 5-6.

[@joshuagoddard6848]

@@粭 touché, good sir.

[@DullOnYouTube]

R.I.P Prolines Credit 2014 - 2019 you wont be missed because Jack doesnt care

[@cahmn6475]

imagine having roblox in your name

[@maple494]

@@cahmn6475 i could imagine how awesome it would look like.

[@captainowl7017]

@@maple494 are you sure about that

[@bluescorpion444]

I can’t like this comment it’s at 69 likes I am very sorry

[@DullOnYouTube]

@@bluescorpion444 Its Ok

[@notme9670]

Kai's text at 8:35 : "It's my 20th Birthday on Sunday!!!"

[@ceqell]

Ay cool i found that too

[@noooajaajajakkakakaakamak]

8:36 np

[@lennnnn7]

TY

[@Aethra_1212]

I finally stopped the vid after a million tries.

[@eliteelol]

"I'm too cheap to buy another fancy graphics card." *buys a Tesla*

[@FemboyCommie]

Yes

[@sehnsucht-]

TV Reacts yes

[@andrewlombardo4752]

A year ago: "I'm too cheap to buy another fancy graphics card." *buys his second Tesla*

[@-bluedino-4482]

Lol

[@Flyxiscool]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[@Makeshift05]

Okay that’s just ironic. Jack: shows IPhone 11 Also Jack: Watch this Jack Again: *taps and hold screen* KZbin: *Here’s an ad*

[@Cr1mp1]

Yeetus Deletus yep

[@mickeyslim]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN LMAO GOT MY attention n shii

[@theraccoon1246]

I didnt have an ad

[@Æwastakenwasalsotaken]

@@theraccoon1246 me too

[@luigiisbetterthanmario6916]

Lol 😂

[@barpe4514]

Nobody will see this comment probably, but still: I just went on the Wikipedia page of Bishop Auckland, Jack still isn't listed there, BUT he's listed as a notable person on the German version of the page! Isn't that amazing

[@theblackvoid]

It's still there! :D

[@MyNameIsQuinnn]

its still there 1 year later

[@Selesnya]

And I removed it LMFAO

[@Selesnya]

@@ThatRandomGiy L

[@sodawannabe9423]

“Watch this!!!” *Ad pops up* Well played Jack..... well played....

[@vlone4763]

You know as pop up randomly right..

[@veryoriginal2937]

@@vlone4763 no there was an ad when jack said watch this those little yellows things u see

[@fr34k09]

@HDN Cloudzy u no fun :(

[@DnzlJn]

I didn’t get add loolll

[@BLKN_]

@@veryoriginal2937 he ment that ads pop up whenever..he doesnt choose so he got lucky timing

[@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY]

"His birthday is on ther 22nd of October." Okay, Jack...

[@funtainment777]

i guess 1 million was a birthday present then

[@Purplecorgi10]

It’s on the 22 of October?? Lol Jack got it wrong-

[@whatisthis2809]

My mother too!

[@AmericanNoob]

october 21st is my birthday

[@markh4545454]

Mines June 3rd

[@yas-vn2qq]

*jack has never watched anything inappropriate, even when he was a young and sexually frustrated teen*

[@ausrinesveciulyte2331]

Imagine if Jack could edit our comments... Let's be honest, if he could, every time we'd mentioned his name he would add "beautiful" to it 😂😂😂

[@jameskamingasafro5947]

Jack is beautiful Edit: he edited it!!!!

[@epicness_gamer]

@@jameskamingasafro5947 FACT

[@SPITFIRE4794]

@@jameskamingasafro5947 omg he is the ceo of yourtuber

[@BukuiZhao]

Though on Wikipedia this is not allowed

[@MinecrafterPictures]

That's perfect beautiful JackSucksAtLife moment here

[@johnvest5881]

Just recently started watching you, got a suggested video of the minecraft trolling and ended up in the rabbit hole and I'm pretty sure I've watched at least 90% of all of em but you're great and can't wait to see more. Need more personalities like you on yt

[@gabby8802]

Imagine the smile on Becky's face if/when she heard jack say "lets remove current from there"

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

They're married

[@þðæ]

@@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepperthey’re not

[@cornybees4722]

Jack: Watch this. *Ad plays* Me: Nice

[@TheBoyBanditKing1911]

Lol

[@aleena2781]

“I might’ve messed up the format!” Me :“Stick. To. The. Format.”

[@seq_uent]

6:14 Jack: Watch this KZbin: Lets put an ad here

[@deepakdebbarma6749]

Me:laughs with adblocker

[@disni5827]

Try to edit the Wikipedia Page now, it is locked from editing. Edit: "locked to prevent vandalism"

[@demospolsion6539]

MatheGames YT Yeah becomes some sweaty people said that “He is not notable enough. You can’t promote his KZbin page.” Like 1mil on KZbin is not notable.

[@Ian07_]

it really isn't, there are literally thousands of KZbin channels nowadays with a million subs.

[@Tupsuu]

@@Ian07_ well there is 7 milliard humans on this planet

[@Nightfac3]

@@Tupsuu lul

[@noahbaatz6115]

@@Tupsuu Very true nice random french lol and 7.5 Milliard

[@jplayz3890]

The real question is if Ryano still watches Jack.

[@SeaKnight_Rory]

Jack's content is so good right now. Also, I remember that Jack can unicycle! Just wanted to put that out there!!!!!

[@csotel]

Looking back at this. I began to edit here much often due to Jack’s vandalism. I became a discussions moderator on the wiki on January 1, 2021, then a rollbacker on March 24. What a legend among the wiki lmao

[@samwylie5173]

Meet Jack, a youtuber that's come so far in his career he has to change his own 'Wikipedia' identity for more quality content.

[@tsoii]

ok, boomer.

[@KokuHD]

"I got a iPhone 11, and I know what you're thinking but look at this!" *AD comes up*

[@LauRoxanne]

The 1 dislike must be the person who has to fix his changes...

[@raqio_]

Seems like their 14 friends decided to help

[@StaticallyIncorrect]

14 dislikes

[@StaticallyIncorrect]

15 now

[@StarTheTripleDevil]

The dislikes are probably Roomie fans since Roomie was (and still is but not by such a huge margin) winning the Hall of Fame poll but JackSucksAtLife got a huge boost because of this video.

[@seikzo3311]

1 catch a hacker 2 call them on discord 3 tell them you found a hacker 4 let them decide their own fate //Erin R

[@billylardner]

The Bishop Auckland Wikipedia page has been protected “to prevent vandalism”. What have you done now, Jack...

[@francislapointe3640]

eh only until November 8th lol XD

[@Huncd6814]

@@francislapointe3640 Now it's protected until December 23rd

[@ltgaming8510]

@@Huncd6814 Update: Page still protected.

[@carysweston5025]

The “handsome” jack put in front of his name in kai’s wikatibia was deleted 15 minutes after 😂

[@Purplecorgi10]

6:10 Jack: "I have the iPhone 11" Everyone: "He MuSt bE RiCh!"

[@_Piers_]

@Seamus McCann He's gullible enough to get an iPhone, but he's not s total idiot :D

[@trevisanfamily5082]

I have the iPhone 11 It’s cheap though lol.

[@immarkas]

Pook365 so ur basically calling Jack an idiot cuz he doesn’t have a Samsung he probably likes apple more probably.

[@Purplecorgi10]

Trevisan family. Yeah, it’s cheaper then the XR I believe.

[@Jerry.Y.S]

It's 2022 and Jack still can't make it into the notable people section of Bishop Auckland's Wikipedia page😂

[@Bestmanstan]

Lol

[@Moonimations.]

Rip... Jack's edits are undone and other peeps messed up the page. Checked the page-

[@ithinkradioheadisgood]

Wow

[@goldblazez2031]

@@ithinkradioheadisgood Lol the comments on the revision too. piss off, no not notable, no youtubers allowed at this point. And they made it protected.

[@ithinkradioheadisgood]

@@goldblazez2031 Jeez... I'm only saying no need for that smh

[@alfonsrasmus4710]

11:49 last line lol "jack has never watched anything inappropriate, even when he was a young and sexually frustrated teen"

[@lukechan3977]

8:36 "its my birthday on sunday" yes kai we know you have been giving us updates every few hours in your twitter

[@ameliesharp686]

mia thank youuuu I was trying to see what it said 😂

[@iambabyyoda5522]

“What’s a guy got to do to get a penis?” JackSucksAtLife -2019

[@Rylan-vh9il]

😂

[@Avetti1]

no one: Jack: let’s make a Wikipedia about myself

[@kantaim4195]

he didnt make it

[@RocketOnBlitz]

you fuck head

[@Purplecorgi10]

He didn’t make it but he read it haha

[@clooxies2952]

Bad joke and overrused

[@doovey_albertgaming2839]

2:48 oh no

[@rocky-kw1iw]

11:43 jack has never watched anything inappropriate, even when he was a young sexually frustrated teen.

[@jana31415]

Congrats, you now locked the wikipedia page of bichop Auckland. Not many people get so far.

[@been8036]

“What has a man got to do to get a 8= around here, Jesus” Jack 2019

[@Jurassic3l1te]

Correct

[@AllCustoms80]

Jack out of context

[@opkwjipajipsji]

Thief Dr I would have liked but your profile pic

[@been8036]

I shall change it then xd

[@HERO-ln5sj]

@@been8036 Please get on that ASAP.

[@Sightnado]

10:40 That aged... well?

[@oddlandz]

Yep

[@leosmithzwift3170]

Jacksucksatlife: makes a new video idea Every other youtuber: ‘I am once again asking for your *video idea* support’

[@kimaya7643]

Jack:Jack edits his own thumbnails Me:looks through all his thumbnails

[@iceboundation7671]

This is so funny jack, i loooove your vids

[@thumbnailchecker1100]

Nice, you got your comment liked by the man himself!

[@gravitytech]

Jack: *WhY Is ThErE So MuCh REd* Also Jack: has a *red* webcam border

[@liwu7068]

Jack: Look at this Ad:pops in * Me:

[@ljack-dr7kx]

Jack: Obviously, I'm too cheap to buy another fancy graphics card. Also Jack: I've bought myself an iPhone 11.

[@CubingB]

Ryanor: “After all these years! A shoutout!”

[@Blue_Od]

JackSucksAtLife:I mean watch this *taps phone* Ads:My time to shine *ad appears* Me:HOW!?

[@mouradhoblos422]

“Jack Massey Welsh” How I see it:*Jack Messy Welsh*

[@gutsick]

Massey*

[@jefffrey.]

Bruh he sees it wrong

[@TobysKpopTop50]

I love how the next video on auto play is a video 3 months ago called "i got permanently banned from wikipedia"

[@raphakempler4898]

When he was talking about his iPhone 11 when he said watch this an add started It was the google pixel 4 add Phone v Phone

[@BurnUpGaming]

Jack you better make a skit and vlog channel at 2 million.

[@jd_kreeper]

As a former veteran Wiki editor for the Roblox Jailbreak wiki, jack's struggling is both hilarious and infuriating.

[@HariKrishna2010]

6:57 yup.

[@wb.17]

1:38 YES I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME TY

[@drorbenuliel9280]

8:35 congratulations jack!

[@dawson5143]

0:44 Jack Massey *sWelsh*

[@1xxpug_cutiexx152]

Happy birthday Kai!

[@jackdoesntsuckatlife2323]

Jack: *new video idea * *WillNE entered the chat*

[@eddied2147]

9:54 “ther 22nd of October” Nice one Jack

[@copythekat]

Jack: look at this Me: gets (2) ads Also me:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Hugaemon]

You're not on B.A.'s wikipedia page anymore... It's now "semi - Protected"

[@Purplecorgi10]

Jack I swear- You better put JackSucksAt *Stuff* in this video or I’m unsubscribing.

[@KCGamingBuddies]

YES, thank god someone remembers that

[@Purplecorgi10]

K&CGamingBuddies. *Yes haha 😂*

[@Ghostxx]

This guy has the best ideas on youtube

[@LiamMcBride]

I can actually edit the page for bishop Auckland on wikipedia because I'm an auto confirmed user and have more priveliges than new users

[@jsn3736]

6:16 “But I mean watch this...” **Gets an ad right after he says this**

[@apacheattackhelicopter5823]

Jack: “Watch this” *touches phone* Ad pops up

[@landobeastcubing]

6:14 WATCH THIS KZbin : Ad Plays Me : What Nooooo

[@ItzMythOfficial]

Me when my channel ain’t there: Nobody: Me: aw ship here we go again

[@Duacarl]

8:35 if anyones wondering, the white text that pops up for a fraction of a second reads: “it’s my 20th birthday on Sunday!!!” (Yes I s b pent an hour and a half trying to pause the video in the right moment even with the vid at 0.25 speed)

[@milfsticker2828]

Ah yes,who doesnt know the handsome Jack Massey Welsh?

[@dwarfnamedcake]

Just realized jack doesn’t have a Wikipedia still. Maybe official WikiPedia is afraid of it

[@le-h7323]

JACK HAS THE SAME BDAY AS ME JUST DIFFERENT YEAR I SCREAMED

[@taz0412]

Casey Elisabeth kai has the birthday as me. Mine is just in 2005

[@ClickForwardNoBackwards]

Jack: I am a rhombus me: you are a goober

*when you run out of ideas*

[@727-]

Nag

[@sanicula1]

4:47 jack: wheezing me: that sounds like my grandpa when he has hot sauce...

[@jesse-dg8yx]

6:57 I think you'll regret saying that

[@MoyerMan]

and he did

[@thesinisterblade9640]

8:36 happy BIRTHDAY KAI WE LOVE Y

[@thelionandthewolf9212]

No body: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Jack: I eDiTeD mY oWn WiKiPeDiA tO sAy WhAtEvEr I wAnT Love you really 😂

[@matis4106]

4:47 that's one amazing wheeze😂

[@Purplecorgi10]

2:08 *When you take a coding class and you’re just laughing at how he doesn’t know how to work it-*

[@yabberish]

True lol

[@doufmech4323]

True

[@aydank.435]

Purplecorgi10 -when someone thinks this is coding but they’re just in the server console-

[@oakley6884]

Hahaha!! This is amazing!😂😂 "what does a man have to do for a p***s"! Haha! This brightened my day 🤣🤣

[@Becky_Marion]

The fact I’m older than Kai honestly shocks me every time I hear it 😱👵🏻

[@Owenyt3822]

Jack's the ultimate legend, nobody can compare.

[@GaeShadow]

Guys, watch this at 0.5 speed. pls

[@edwardbloxy]

moderator of wikitubia here! thanks for giving that wiki some spotlight

[@koreyeversfield2649]

I’m so confused, I’ve rewatched this video and how Tf has turd boi been a thing for six months??? I’m so confused

[@randomreactions971]

If anyone was wondering what that white flash of words said, I gladly took the time to figure it out for y’all. It said, “It’s my 20th birthday on Sunday!!” Referring to his editor. 8:35 Please like this so everyone can know what is said!! Thanks 😊

[@okapikid3338]

Who’s watching this after he made the Turdboi420 channel?

[@gustawrutkowski1540]

Just fyi, I checked the wikipedia. The day this video was released, people started adding their own edits such as "... famous for his jacks farm series". Well, the "serious" editors of the wiki had none of it and the page is now "protected to prevent vandalism". So congrats jack, by the power of implication you're now a vandal.

[@lastomne3908]

4:36 I thought u were kid friendly :(

[@Purplecorgi10]

7:05 where is the period(t) after the “The” like G r a m m a r p l e a s e .

[@24Sparja]

He said the format close together as " STICK, TO, THE FORMAT" which is what the lack of a period is for

[@Purplecorgi10]

_ NotIbs _. Ooo that’s true haha. Thanks for that! :)

[@Purplecorgi10]

24Sparja. Yeah, I realized that haha. Thank you! :)

[@eves.9]

At 9:55 he writes "ther 22nd" and it's driving me nuts.

[@_Piers_]

Punctuation isn't grammar...

[@h21gaming76]

11:50 boi check the last line 😂 😂

[@Frushs-]

Jack said watch this and then an ad showed up LMAO WTH KZbin

[@aar8558]

8:36 those words that flashed said “It’s my 20th birthday on Sunday!!!”

[@katie-dc7bx]

Clicked on this and I got a jacksepticeye notification of him playing pigeon simulator. He’s coming for your brand

[@Т1000-м1и]

OG youtube has so many stories

[@revynite3909]

Jack pulls out iphone 11 Jack:watch this Ad plays