I Expected Anything But This... - Hitman - Part 3 - Full Playthrough

Welcome to the world of assassination! In this thrilling adventure, I'll step into the polished shoes of Agent 47, the world's deadliest assassin. With missions spanning the globe in which I (try to) kill people in absurd ways. Can I complete the contracts without leaving a trace, or will chaos ensue?
Streamed: February 6th, 2023
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[@Whitefury010]

as a hitman player... i find this frustrating to watch

[@TrippyPanda18]

Same but we was all like this on our first playthrough

[@Whitefury010]

@@TrippyPanda18there is a difference of trying to play as an assassin or just forcing to be one.

[@TrippyPanda18]

@@Whitefury010 isn't he doing both technically

[@Nuculer9001]

If he ever plays again, maybe he should try going Bigmooney06 style lol

[@dis8rac8ion8]

on foe

[@Samtheman91]

There's nothing I hate and love at the same time more than this numpty playing the Hitman series 😂😂

[@brunixot1]

1:42:27 "I don't have a crowbar" Crowbar looks at Matto

[@diggity1039]

Please, someone teach Matt how to Hitman

[@samsungtab3977]

He's both too slow and too fast at the same time, fails to find patterns and oppotunities. Might take him a while to become ready for speedrunning.

[@dustyb58]

2 minutes into Colorado: "I can just kill them all" 🤣🤣

[@useraronplx7164]

to hitman you click play and then you choose destinanion and difficulty and loadout and start mission

[@Sir__Nathan]

Man walked past the key like 3 times.. I saw it on his vision haha

[@vallraffs]

Extremely blind to the UI

[@potatoscream]

Every second of this video makes me hyperventilate and scream internally

[@Timepassvideos1130]

He is so bad like me but not the shooting part he is like god tear against me😂

[@sandhilltucker]

I love when the characters yell out your mistakes. "He changed his clothes! Don't fall for it!"

[@deanvangreunen6457]

😂😂🎉

[@BeneathShadows]

panful to watch but entertaining at the same time

[@DrakhValor]

Someone tell him that he doesnt need to kill every guard he chokes out xD I think he thinks they can get up again after being unconcious?

[@RobertJW]

He knows that if they're found, they can be woken up.

[@walrus8353]

Loving the Hitman and TBoGT VODs! Matt playing Colorado had me dying.

[@HalfAssDevil]

So, how many times did you lose your coins before you finally figured out the very obvious fact that nobody will go pick it up is somebody saw you throw the damned thing?

[@BingBongYourLife]

I was screaming BALCONY at my screen right along with chat. lol

[@TigerChamp99]

11:31 Peak comedy 20:44 Greatest drummer in existence 30:15 10/10

[@Prvse_]

1:51:54 I Love how matto looked at the chat to see if anyone noticed him hiccuping.😂

[@snippetism9802]

Let's go!! Love the Hitman playthrough so far. Keep it up Matt

[@MrMiss-cp9bw]

It's streams like these, that make me wish someone would tell him how to unlock items 😅

[@TrippyPanda18]

Nah let him struggle and watch his suffering together

[@MrMiss-cp9bw]

@@TrippyPanda18 That is *definitely* part of the fun hahaha.. "I don't have a lock pick yet... arrrrrrrgh!!!"

[@dustyb58]

he wouldn't know how to use them anyway

[@MrMiss-cp9bw]

@@dustyb58 Hahaha, there's a high possibility that you're right 😂

How are you this bad at the fighting? It gives you the keys to press on the screen.

[@codenamenatedog4311]

Love these vids Matto, you’re gonna have to try and get silent assassin challenge soon!!

[@TrippyPanda18]

SA for matto will be pure torture

[@RZ_2K]

@@TrippyPanda18 Not really if he follows mission story and learns the mechanics a but better, SASO would be the torture

[@voodoogaming1978]

I wanna see him SASO

[@BoringStreamer]

theres NO way this guy play games for living & be this terrible 😂😂

[@awizardo3028]

Love all these vod videos

[@cynthiadagama9303]

Jesus Christ man😤 the NPCs give you clues

[@dustyb58]

maybe 3/4 through hitman 2 he will figure out what an illegal action is

[@RobertJW]

As a hitman player i find this extremely funny.

[@pangtundure]

As an cs player this is painful to watch

[@NotRockstarGames]

Try and do the challenges man, like silent assassin is a good one to start on

[@ashtonzachary.wagner9531]

'' No wonder why Gun rhymes with fun.. '' - Merchant RE4

[@LostCanuck192]

This is a trainwreck and I'm all for it

[@keithmoore150]

A lot of famous rock stars died at 27. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse and others.

[@ashtonzachary.wagner9531]

when matto said '' That's The Guy '' got me laughing because it was actually 47

[@PortersMob]

how the heck did that guard at the 30:13 mark not see him pull out a gun and shoot, dude was literally 10 feet away facing him?

[@Amemorablename]

I've been watching this like it's a new series lmao. I just noticed the 6 months ago 😂

[@aesthetic.adrian]

i want to yell at matto

[@CarlosFerreiraAlberto12121]

havent laughed at a title and thumb of a video in a long time this one gonna be good

[@KaktitsMartins]

"Last time I killed one dude it didnt make the other dude harder"

[@Superiorlumbago9260]

Could he finish all hitman games in 47 hours? Including the old cool games, without the x ray vision implant 47 missions with max score? 47 times facing an item without seeing it? 47 meals without pizza or pepsi?

[@TheCheats4you]

Haha. I love it.

[@gowmob7461]

Man this funny af 🤣

[@MisterWisco]

Edit. Check out Achievement Hunters Let's Watch series. Ryan is learning and Gavin is a master. There are tons of ways to kill the same target on every level. So no spoilers really. Edit edit. Colorado is the worst map in the trilogy

[@kamariadenny5295]

Hes terrible at Hitman and I knew Colorado would give him a run for his money LOL

[@shepherd29]

How is he succeeding? I am really curious about the way he's gonna play GTA 6 for the first time.

[@juanpablocuadrado6655]

He is going to do good, his biggest problen here is that he is trying to play hitman as gta

[@yhnah1329]

​@@juanpablocuadrado6655 yeah you can tell he just rushes through levels pretty impatiently its hard and great to watch at the same time

[@deanvangreunen6457]

This is more of a how many tkmrs can you die in a second kinds run. Much love, but frustrating to watch him miss prompts, and get lost 😅 great entertainment tho 🎉

[@WhiteLight212]

How can someone who plays games for a living be so bad at playing games...

[@aesthetic.adrian]

Painful to watch for sure.

[@kessler9142]

Xd Today I Play banghog 100% challenges And make a Video At banghog kill Everyone challenge guards die Last

[@brianbosch3628]

Is it lacking intellect or why is he failing so badly?

[@alberto8368]

Omg Matto, how can you be so intelligent and yet so incompetent at this 😹 it’s so frustrating, just do the tutorial again or something

[@choopikaa]

Hello there mate

[@damionallen938]

Come on Matt hits everyone just in the wrong way. And that’s y it’s funny

[@vvnn3948]

All the people getting frustrated at Matt for not knowing how to play the game, already know how to play the game. No one is good at hitman t he first time playing.

[@diggity1039]

It's official, Mike Channel is a better Hitman player than Matto, and that's saying a lot!

[@noneims3770]

Hi

[@ChristianIsCool2011]

Im pretty early ngl

[@joshuawesten8300]

Too many people, backseat gaming, and telling him what to do Let him play the game however he wants and if he asks for tips then give him advice. We don’t want to see how you guys want to play it you wanna see certain missions go play them yourself this is about his style not yours stop backseat gaming