i forced my friend to react to jjba characters

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

The amount of people In the comment section who can’t tell that you were mostly joking when describing some of the characters as gay is too damn high.

[@kennydennys3617]

Soul the Sassy Assassin GOD YOURE SO RIGHT

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

kenny dennys Like... I know fujoshi’s have forever ruined the image of female fans of everything, but... come on. LOOK AT THEIR OUTFITS! *Y’all trying to tell me that your first thoughts weren’t along the lines of “yeah, that’s gay” upon looking at some of these character designs for the first time?*

[@kennydennys3617]

@@soulthesassyassassin3616 LITERALLY LMAO i hate fujoshis with a damn passion (im a gay woman myself) but like *look at them*

[@kennydennys3617]

@Trey Rezach oh defo

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Trey Rezach No shit

[@sillygoose2878]

“Give me name, background, whatever comes to mind” “His name is Yoshikage Kira. He’s 33 years old. His house is in the north east section of morioh, where the villas are, and he is not married.”

[@emblemblade9245]

Lol did it autocorrect villas?

[@infamouslyfamous1556]

Yes

[@milk-hf5it]

_allow me to continue_ -he works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He doesn't smoke, but he occasionally drinks. He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. He was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. He takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@_Error__]

That is very... KILLER QUEEN ALREADY TOUCHED THAT READ MORE BUTTON

[@ColdspaceDog]

KILLER QUEEN ZA WARLDO stop time before he can put his fingers togeter

[@hew2936]

"it is derived from the italian word for orange" "ᴴᴱ'ˢ ᴾᵁᴿᴾᴸᴱ"

[@ZenKekK]

Nice to see you here Giorno

[@falloutneko9851]

hi Giorno

[@3unskippableads51]

the man behind the slaughter

[@DovmaUM2]

another version of myself??

[@Raleiy]

shut up, son!!!

[@namirakira7138]

19:46 "Is he gay?" Well, he did sleep with two other muscular men for thousands of years.

[@iScAre1]

Namirakira one of those men he raised as a child along with the other

[@sircuffington]

Seems pretty gay to me

[@aliyalove4518]

@@iScAre1 True

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Aie aie aie aieeeeeeeee....

[@ace-4634]

Pretty gay.

[@jibrael5705]

"Josuke is the Gayest JoJo" So we all gonna pretend that Giorno Doesn't exist.

[@noorazraq2245]

Sjsjsjjsjs sjsjsjjsj idk man,if we’re talking seriously,Giorno is probably asexual since he doesn’t seem to be attracted to anyone. Josuke is just really gay though.

[@asta-is-dead]

im heterosexual for josuke

[@doobtober2136]

i mean theres johnny

[@noorazraq2245]

Kakyoin Norero i probably would be if he existed

[@noorazraq2245]

a very serious admin i mean ignoring Gyro he’s one of the straighter ones

[@revui834]

the fact that your friend recognized dio through the nickname "homan mcmurder" is truly magnificent

[@TheSilverOne878]

Outstanding move. Truly magnificent.

[@Zauvay445]

Indeed, I’m satisfied.

[@sapphicoero4885]

Yes

[@pineapplelord6738]

"So how did Jonathan and Speedwagon become friends?" "Jonathan kicked him in the face and then said sorry"

[@nyqkqch]

top ten anime friendships of all time *number 1, johnothan and speeeeedddwagon.*

[@gamma5672]

That might be the most accurate thing I've heard in my life

[@nyqkqch]

@@gamma5672 lol

[@Bleu-Frigo]

Pineapple lord well, that’s how it happened between Giorno and Bruno..

[@gamma5672]

@@Bleu-Frigo Well that makes more sense because Giorno inherited his father's charisma

[@ricebun4669]

*"His stand can just slap everyone with love"* Did you mean: Josuke Higashikata

[@muichirotokitou2615]

*cuts to Josuke beating the living shit out of Kira*

[@sanqis2287]

@@muichirotokitou2615 cuts to josuke beating up a man and inserting the knife into his body

[@nellieadami4718]

*medic slapping people intensifies*

[@judgmentalmushroom4632]

Medic!

[@Str4wb3rryL4ndm1n3]

Me: YESSSSSSS

[@Fairy_Teeth]

"He looks like Prince " "He slaps people with love " That's Josuke but you have the right idea

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

She’s a little confused but she got the spirit

[@yohumanfrisk]

When she called one of them "David", I thought that the fitting character for the name David would be Kira, bc he looks basically exactly like David Bowie.

[@baronvonbeandip]

That she didn't immediately fawn over the glorious beauty that is Speedwagon is a shame.

[@asdasdsadasd4]

Best WAIFU.

[@TheAtemAndrew]

I mean, she got the 'he probably talks to himself a lot' right.

[@sadshadow6648]

Ben McCaulley exactly I’m mad only about that

[@rubyqueen3777]

True how could she not fawn over the best WAIFU

[@joshuagraham5750]

Ben McCaulley SPEEDWAGOOOOOOON

[@naiman8870]

“He’s Italian, definitely shoots pasta out of his hairholes, mamma mia.” *GIORNO : ITS NOT DELIVERY. ITS DIO-GIORNO*

[@Kaarl_Mills]

*I, Giorno Giovanna, have a pizza for you*

[@epiclyepicwill]

L L *_Pizza Requiem_*

[@FainperryChannel]

DaBeastGaming *RELLA RELLA REQUIEM*

[@deesasmrchannelabc1237]

a family establishment

[@justdarthonps]

Pepperoni Diavolo

[@megasounderrr]

0:22 - Jonathan 3:20 - Speedwagon 6:30 - William Zeppeli 9:28 - DIO 12:42 - Joseph 15:45 - Caesar Zeppeli 17:37 - Lisa Lisa 19:25 - Kars 22:24 - Jotaro 25:45 - Kakyoin 29:03 - Polnareff 31:56 - Avdol 34:00 Josuke 36:40 - Okuyasu 39:06 - Koichi 41:05 - Rohan 43:40 - Kira 47:27 - Giorno 50:37 - Mista 52:11 - Narancia 53:49 - Fugo 55:40 - Abbachio 57:44 - Bruno 59:54 - Jolyne 1:02:50 - Pucci 1:05:32 - Foo Fighters 1:06:53 - Weather Report 1:08:25 - Vanilla Ice 1:10:09 - Johnny 1:11:45 - Diego 1:13:49 - Funny Valentine 1:16:52 - Josuke (8) Don’t know why I did this but why not.

[@sydnee-y9z]

Thank you

[@idiotsandwich115]

Thx

[@singleterry287]

Where's Iggy?

[@megasounderrr]

@@singleterry287 There is no iggy

[@SirSadness]

TOO MUCH POWER

[@justanothernerd8338]

"he doesnt look that gay" HE LITTERALY TRIED TO RESET THE UNIVERCE BECAUSE HE WAS GAY FOR DIO

[@Anonymous-73]

Big bruh

[@NmberSevnty]

Anonymous 73 *bruh*

[@stefan6347]

Jolyne: Wtf Pucci, are you really that gay for Dio- Pucci: *I SAID IT'S FOR HUMANITY!*

[@lonk_skonk]

But isn't the big gae illegal in the bible

[@braydenleaderofthetirkins1143]

Well, it’s technically not confirmed. Remember, Dio is literally known for his manipulation & having a way with words to make people practically worship him. When Pucci says he loves him, he may mean in either a brotherly sense or in a Godly sense.

[@rudolvonstroheim1450]

"He looks a lot like Prince." Josuke: *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@coriibee1883]

PRAISE THE GERMAN ARMY!

[@kiwi328]

Why are you on KZbin I thought you died

[@TypeMJ]

@@kiwi328 Technology brought him back to life.

[@eran4800]

@@TypeMJ but he died again.

[@holhorse4642]

@@TypeMJ dio no

[@pokeemonitor4539]

"What's the first thing you notice about his stand?" "The hand." *LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT EM*

[@cossaizy6309]

Killer queen has already touched her Edit: and not in the sexy time kind of way

[@Abdega]

Char Zy The question is: Sexy time kind of way for whom? Because the *NOT* sexy time kinda way for you and me *IS* the sexy time kinda way for Kira

[@cossaizy6309]

@@Abdegathat was duwang my dude

[@ItsAstie]

@@cossaizy6309 Killer Queen Third Bomb: Bites za Dusto

[@drpill6531]

I mean The Hand is a stand

[@VenNoel]

15:20 I’m surprised you never mentioned his two special techniques -Guessing your next line -Running away

[@didgeridoogaming1126]

Nigerundayo!

[@cheebo4319]

@@didgeridoogaming1126 Smokey!

[@M-onet]

And saying n word

[@theguy1608]

@@M-onet Smokey gave him it I guess...

[@bryanfisher1788]

She: doesn't guess that he can guess you're next line and runs away... Me:NIGERUNDAYO!!!!

[@Dragonoligy1]

"The whitest name you've ever heard" "John...athon" NO WAY SHE ACTUALLY GOT IT LMAO

[@PaintSplashProductions]

Someone calling Jonathan ‘John’ sounds cursed!

[@bleepblock2177]

Johnstar

[@BrennanAngle]

*Speedwagon* “He obviously has something where he talks to himself a lot.” Even Speedwagon is impressed by that accuracy.

[@zomboids2100]

*This must be the work of an enemy stando!*

[@aakash202]

*Insert mad expositions and monologues*

[@FuugaNatsu]

@@zomboids2100 Speedwagon withdraws coolly~

[@sussyboy431]

@@FuugaNatsu Speedwagon serenely skedaddles

[@NobleEvolutionWolfThatOneBean]

Even Speedwagon is afraid of that accuracy

[@jeebus.h]

Star Platinum got an arm thicker than a child's entire body and the first thing you say is "He's like Megamind, he's got big brain power."

[@ryancarrell3186]

Jeebus H. Christopher but again, isn’t too far from the truth. Stand Battles are like chess

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I mean he can only say ORA So he's more of a Pokemon

[@kennydennys3617]

thats jojo babey!

[@lorddog7249]

Working out in a library

[@EJW2]

kenny dennys hey, since I couldn’t find any social media of yours, and I’m too lazy to look for it, I’ll tell you here. Since you’ve done this, I think it would be funny to watch your friend react to jjba villians, especially the Aztec DJ gods of fitness (unless you have in this video, I’m still only up to part three so I’m avoiding spoilers).

[@meatyhobbertson]

The Hand is just Pepsiman and you can't tell me otherwise

[@kennydennys3617]

THE HOTTEST TAKE

[@infant_annihiIator]

@@kennydennys3617 definitely

[@rachellewis2763]

ZA HANDO

[@HellaHoesFr]

The Hand is Pepsiman Requiem

[@_sleepy_head11]

OI JOSUKE, I USED MY *[ZA HANDO]* TO ERASE ALL THE COCA COLA FACTORIES, NOW ALL THE COCA COLA FANS ARE AFTER ME! AINT THAT WACKY?!

[@ZenKekK]

For a stand that’s as menacing and buff as star platinum she just names him “bullet hole bob” which infinitely makes it less menacing

[@howeyyadoing9070]

*more menacing

[@Garbo_trashcan]

Localized names be like

[@imr.ender1972]

"His whole family are psycopaths" Dio: *laughs in carbonizing a dog*

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

you thought this was hate comment but it was me dio

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

Dio:you saying im part of that foolish family

[@sarge4483]

iMr. Ender197 I hate you for calling it “carbonizing”

[@oyaoyaoya3529]

c-c-carbonizing?

[@xalivent5460]

WHY DID I READ IT AS CARBONARA DOG IM

[@ki7000]

*calls Josuke the gayest JoJo* giorno:am i a joke to you?!

[@shawnzilla3]

Diavolo: why the fuck do I even bother

[@willbutler8259]

mayHUGE77 Diavolo isn’t a jojo

[@shawnzilla3]

@@willbutler8259 neither was pucchi

[@blgdoesthings4122]

@@shawnzilla3 diavolo had a daughter though

[@willbutler8259]

mayHUGE77 literally no one said anything about pucchi

[@ChipCheerio]

Ah yes, the most caucasian of names Speedwagon

[@softmilk9447]

Ethan Dinapoli the caucasity

[@cheems_3077]

Cheems

[@SamMito28]

Robert tho

[@braydenhill4033]

Ethan Dinapoli 🤣 caucasian

[@cutecommie]

Every fifth Brit is named Speedwagon. It's the European version of Nguyen or Mohammed.

[@michaelio6548]

"Gayest characters" doesn't show Tiziano and Squalo

[@jotarokujo3006]

or sorbet and gelato

[@AWP_Luka_H]

*cough* johnny joestar *cough *

[@Callsign.scandi]

Or cioccolata and secco

[@kirbking8074]

@@Callsign.scandi Imma just say that relationship was more of a pet and owner vibe.

[@hayatohigashikatajoestar937]

Konrad why? When Cioccolata said I Love You it feels Very gay

[@AppendixMIA]

“He’s really good at taming animals” Polnareff: *I* *G* *G* *Y*

[@mult1versal]

Miguel Leg nobody: OVA Polnareff: UGH UGH UGH KAKYOIN KAKYOIN UGH UGH THEY GOT HIS EYES

[@dilucmain9130]

Giorno Giovanna LMAO cuCkyOiN cuCkyOiN iT gOt HiS eYeS

[@overheaven8684]

@@dilucmain9130 oh dear lord

[@jbreezy1171]

This must be the work of an ENEMY STAND!!

[@chamopss]

He became an animal too

[@FainperryChannel]

“That has to be a JoJo, is it a JoJo?” “It is not.” “Is it the gayest character?” “It is not.” “IT’S *N O T ?* “

[@n6gito823]

that part hit too close to home-

[@llenomu]

WHEN-

[@nathanbeard3419]

Arzu44 41:05

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

My friend who's on Part 2: Caesar is probably the gayest character in the series. Giorno, Mista, and Pucci: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@rosedark5812]

I was like that the first time I saw Rohan. And then, Giorno appeared.

[@ivy_sauce]

"The most white name ever, Robert E. O. Speedwagon"

[@Openjointsurgery]

StudentStuffs2 isn’t Robert derives from Roberto so it really isn’t all that white

[@Nehauon]

The whitest name I have ever heard was George Nikerbock

[@Nehauon]

Lol

[@poopydie2220]

Smoky gave him a n word pass

[@Nehauon]

I am black

[@rinakxo7267]

“He’s eating a very French Pb and J” “I THINK he’s from somewhere in Germany”

[@ClockworkChandelure]

"Is he gay?" "Probably" There you go, you just summarized the entirety of Stone Ocean. Also Vento Aureo.

[@sanguillotine]

Also a good portion of the whole series if we’re completely honest here

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

19:45

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

@@sanguillotine "PROBABLY, YOU DON'T KNOW?!?"

[@lowmoneydownsyndrome]

Can’t forget the part with ancient Aztec strippers

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

And battle tendency, and phantom blood, and stardust crusaders, and stone ocean, and steel ball run, and jojolion.

[@tipsyskeleton]

"Yeah, he's a little gay!" This just applies to everyone in this video.

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

za warudoooooooo raoduuu rollerrrr wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@seqtour4412]

Excuse me Speedwagon is the straightest character ever

[@l_doppio1912]

That includes the girls

[@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930]

Seqtour you kidding me, Speedwagon was massively gay for Jonathan to the point where it was practically text instead of subtext.

[@doitsunokagakuwasekaiichi4732]

420th like

[@apersonnamedjune]

Did she just say Old Joseph wasn’t handsome? 0/10

[@radioreprise]

APersonNamedJune it's a real glow down tbh

[@chaoticgrimm9335]

How dare she

[@neotelx3218]

old joseph or well... joseph in general is such a fucking treat

[@KillertoxinVA]

@@neotelx3218 I agree

[@concord3230]

Reckon this is all exactly what Josuke’s mom thought...

[@gianlucapuleo5011]

"He's eating like a french PB&J, so he's from Germany" He's italian

[@LowdownMonty]

And lives in Britain. Mr. Worldwide.

[@goblinteehee]

Sees Polenareff "He's really good at taming animals" *pbbbhhhfffffttt*

[@IronHawk96]

Especially turtles

[@Xarphor]

Pigs seem to like him.

[@orphiuscarves4756]

He turned into a Turtle sooooo

[@goblinteehee]

​@@orphiuscarves4756 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGTWZZ6oaMplitU

[@dustykujo7213]

He's good with dogs and turtles atleast XD

[@didgeridoogaming1126]

Rules of watching jojo Never get attached to a zeppeli

[@danielyoung6778]

Everytime I say that to myself and Everytime I still do.

[@jaimenunez8636]

Never get attached to a Jojobro

[@lenord5579]

Cristobal Nuñez Cesar, kayoin, Bucciarati 😢

[@SapLeaf471]

*_*breaths in_** *_CEAAAAAASAAAAAAAR_*

[@amogusgaming4459]

So true lmao

[@kakyoinnoriaki4886]

The anti-aging cream LisaLisa uses is Hamon btw

[@AramakiMakizo]

@@callumhall841, EoH is canon, so he is alive.

[@kadian8177]

Kakyoin you don't even know who Lisa Lisa is

[@kaimeson9561]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY KAKYOIN IS STILL ALIVE (kakyoin is best character in all of jojo bizzare adventure even the part he isn’t in (don’t misunderstand me I don’t want him as my boyfriend he’s just my favorite character))

[@snazz1363]

Kakyoin interested in more moms I see

[@thorinth3079]

Milf hunter Kakyoin on patrol, correct?

[@dyon9651]

Her: He's very good at taming animals *_Iggy smiling in the distance_*

[@howeyyadoing9070]

🐶💨

[@Lost-and-found199]

Itz Ital LOOK OUT IGGY HES STILL ALIVE

[@justcarol948]

🐕💨 🤡

[@dyingontheinside1348]

𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃

[@osmosis453]

"His name is the whitest name you ever heard" John- -athan Me: 💀💀💀

[@eggoverlord2096]

I am sorry, I by law cannot like your comment because of the number it is at

[@Mordecai02]

@@eggoverlord2096 We're going to ignore the law.

[@snowbringercult]

Quotes people remember Part 6 for: • We're going to ignore the law • IF THERE'S NO MICKEY THIS SHIT AIN'T DISNEY

[@ultru3525]

@@snowbringercult • DO YOU BELIEVE IN "GRAVITY"?

[@falseiq6506]

Bruh why does everyone say Jonathan is the whitest name I’m the only Jonathan in my town.

[@raymundomilig245]

Robert EISENHOWER O. Speedwagon. SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

[@Dezzztinyz]

Speedwagon is now a depressed magician, i love this

[@howeyyadoing9070]

[depressed] *a l a k a z a m*

[@LowdownMonty]

Sadwagon.

[@j.kkidding9764]

Depressed *gay* magician :sob: JOHNATHAN IS MARRIED TO ERINA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and thats when his depression started.

[@Lapinporokoira]

He is now BrokenWheel

[@puddingpanda3473]

I think you mean beaver hair.

[@buhbo3250]

The fact that she could get a few key details sometimes really shows how good the character designs are.

[@HermanManly]

"His family is extremly sophisiticated but they're all psychopaths" are you sure she hasn't seen the show?

[@pyroparagon8945]

Jonathan was the only sophisticated one of his actual family, but yeah most are psychopaths

[@dragonlord3376]

Jonathan was kind of a slob at first though

[@pakacha8999]

@@dragonlord3376 but still a gentleman

[@constant8356]

Remember when Joseph pulled the tommy gun on Straizo?

[@dragonlord3376]

@@constant8356 the joestars really go downhill every generation

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

The Whitest name you can imagine. John...athan?

[@kennydennys3617]

Goddamnitiwantaname I mean yeah

[@phantvm4dubs]

r/wooosh

[@dariuslynard158]

This comment and your name 😂😂😂

[@jimpickens4]

Whoa imagine British people from that time period having white-sounding names that's insane.

[@nedinnis6752]

​@@jimpickens4Normally when people say white like that they tend to mean white American, esp. the really common names. Issa joke.

[@Needwagon4Speedwagon]

"He looks *_extreeemely_* depressed" Not too far off ey ;' )

[@dante5247]

poor speedwagon

[@CherriNGT]

@@dante5247 and poor Kakyoin. (i said this because you have Kakyoin as pfp)

[@CherriNGT]

@@dante5247 do you like donuts...? ;)

[@Worms_05]

I too am depressed.

[@kennydennys3617]

D :

[@rarestdoge]

"It's the whitest name you've ever heard" "John . . . athan" "That's actually right!" I died of laughter right there

[@LaylaMiki]

« Is he gay ? » I think all people by starting Jojo asked themselves this question ?

[@nathanlp9917]

no i didnt think that

[@fandemanga3378]

I never asked myself this question

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

how are they looking gay even when beginning and never seeing it i never thought any of them look gay

[@kennydennys3617]

thats a fair point

[@wolfdemon-sterling5349]

Jonathan Joestar - He looks like Gaston from Beauty & The Beast Unlike Gaston, Jonathan is a true gentleman

[@kami1]

Jonathan is the best JoJo

[@frankspick7544]

@@ogamin1100 no tc like the gentle giant gentlemen

[@Jack_Woods]

@@alamba1165 Joseph is the beast

[@frobo486]

@@alamba1165 Jotaro* there fixed it again.

[@henryam503]

Jonathan is the best JoJo

[@tron7_]

>hasn't seen jojo >gets jonathan's name right you sure she ain't seen jojo

[@konfu_ion]

She had a hint: Name is white as shit.

[@sediew]

Also with Lisa Lisa's real name

[@bakedhawaii]

Jonathan Eisenhower

[@konfu_ion]

@a name Seen a black guy named Johnatan? Or an Asian guy?

[@Bevsworld04]

@@konfu_ion I have a friend 3 doors down called Johnathan... hes black

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*shows Narancia (a.k.a Best boi)* "Is that a boy or a girl?" Me, an intellectual: Yes.

[@squid_god_supreme5795]

*screeching* tAkE mE DoWn To ThE FeMbOy HoOtErS

[@astraldreamz2092]

*shows speedwagon* "He look EXTREMELY depressed" Me: *W H E E Z E*

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

Well yeah, after part 1 episode 9 he probably is

[@miialona5494]

agentfreshdasquid 35 too soon

[@Topimagen]

Wait you shouldnt know who he is

[@johnnyjoestar4473]

there can only be one johnny

[@gokubostero2658]

@@agentfreshdasquid3568 well he's dead that explains why is so pale and drepessed(jk i love speedwagon and sorry if i mispell a word i'm spanish)

[@Lakumo]

This whole video is just the ''Yes but actually no'' Meme

[@beetlepimp4777]

But everything is gay

[@littlewolfyzapling8810]

Yesn’t

[@Gia1911Logous]

"His family is extremely sophisticated but they're all psychopaths" You sure she didn't watch the show?

[@jaxoronnii7905]

Nah man you can tell that by just looking at em lol

[@kirbking8074]

Was George that psychopathic?

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@kirbking8074 i mean... he let the kid who kicked his dog live with him

[@Garbo_trashcan]

@@Gia1911Logous Also when he literally FUCKING BURNED THE DOG ALIVE

[@obi-wancranobi9631]

Your friend created a new show entirely: Eisenhower's Extreme Exploration.

[@j.kkidding9764]

AND IT STARS JACOB EISENHOWER AS THE MAIN CHARACTER WITH HIS HAT AS HIS MAIN POWER

[@LowdownMonty]

@@j.kkidding9764 i would watch this show.

[@deodate2995]

ah. my favorite manga. EEE.

[@teresabejma4477]

@@deodate2995 or just *E*

[@guruthemaster4516]

@Teresa Bejma no, EEE is funnier, and therefore should be the dominant name. EEE

[@Chirpysemperboy]

"how can you stalk someone at the right time?" Speedwagon: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

Yukako: Am i a joke to you

[@Chirpysemperboy]

@@Vibin_Boi_Bruh Speedwagon: I did it first.

[@catnerd2.170]

@@Chirpysemperboy Yukako: but I did it for longer

[@Chirpysemperboy]

@@catnerd2.170 Speed wagon: Bros before hoes.

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

Funny enough, he actually said that.

[@yrui6395]

I just spent 1 hour and 20 minutes watching a random girl NAILING jojo stuff Worth it.

[@sayliyuf3727]

Is that a part 7 reference

[@brunobucciarati6315]

scout tf2 me too 👁👁

[@mars2387]

the chosen one

[@johnnyjoestar4473]

there can only be one johnny

[@Kat-Kobold]

such villains as: Dio Dio Again Dio Boyfriend Dio babies Dio but he's a dinosaur United States President

[@garbagereviews3236]

Dio Dio's beefy daddies Dio again Dio's boyfriend Dio's gay nephew Dio's kinky boyfriend 🎶Dio the Dinosaur 🎶 Dio's cousin's sister's boyfriend's ex co worker's ex boyfriend

[@rubybrendan3844]

Young dio Dio Fucking Brando Kars Mother Fucking Dio Again Kira (It goes boom boom) Diavolo (Erase time) Why Fucking Mother fucking Dio with he’s gay priest The President of the United States of America ????

[@Joshyoni]

TANGERINE Is that a JelloApocalypse reference

[@apatheticAstronaut]

Don't forget David Bowie and his two cats

[@dfretr0315]

TANGERINE 3 Male fashion walk models

[@cerealandchoccymilk]

58:11 (Bucciarati) "Are those tattoos or is that a bra?" In the anime it's depicted as a tattoo, but in the manga it's actually a lace undergarment (bc the pattern shifted when he took off his jacket sleeve) So the correct answer is yes

[@inactive_ina]

I know this is supposed to be a big meme, but all I have to say is.. ..The true power of character design.

[@kennydennys3617]

god, thems the facts

[@billw.5397]

STANDO POWAH

[@ciupanezubogdanel]

The fact that your freidn went "Jon.....athan" gave me the biggest most genuine grin ever

[@poopfarty2631]

You at 69 now

[@thefancymudkip6620]

*Sees Yoshikage Kira*: Hes gay Yoshikage Kira: I kill women and take their hands on dates.

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

to me kira doesnt look gay how tf is he looking gay her friend is a dissapointment how she calls most charackters gay

[@lizkruis674]

TheFancyMudkip that’s pretty gay

[@maeschder]

Kars isnt probably gay, he's canon gay. ACDC was his partner.

[@demi-femme4821]

They raised children together. Fckers were NOT straight.

[@wizen3415]

Esidisi

[@Anonymous-73]

Y E S

[@kitkatavie7020]

Lmao yes

[@DarkKnight6six6]

Forget the Jostars the show is now about the Eisenhower family.

[@spade1261]

DarkKnight6six6 EISENHOWERS BIZZARE ADVENTURE

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

@@spade1261 HowHow's Bizarre Adventure. Howard Eisenhower Howie Eisenhower Howena Eisenhower Howmer Eisenhower *To Be Continued*

[@jerrell1169]

Sejn Hu EINSENHOL HORSE

[@FrozenAppleTea]

*gets to Narancia* "Is that a girl or a guy?" Cue that one song by Narancia's stand's namesake!

[@skipcake]

dude looks like a lady

[@gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486]

12:42 You say old Joseph is not handsome? Tomoko would disagree on that.

[@mrnaeem]

Kono dio da*

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

I disagree, for a guy in his sixties by part 3, he looms absolutely amazing.

[@etiv409]

Is he daddy tho

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

@@etiv409, yes, yes he is

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Maria

[@sebpan5412]

"Are you going to watch this full hour video?" *"YES, I AM!"*

[@hov9g7]

*Enrico Pucci appears* the friend instantly: gay? Kenny: Y E A H

[@ToastedTopHat]

Abbacchio too

[@flamingcat1101]

Is he the simp for Jolyne?

[@Vanilla-Suite]

@@flamingcat1101 if he was he wouldnt have inverted her hand inside out, just a thought.

[@LowdownMonty]

@@ToastedTopHat Abbachio appears Friend: GAY.

[@diobrando10yearsago]

"He's the one who yoinked off Jonathan's head and popped his head on his body" Im fUCKING DYING

[@anqhor]

Well i dont think so since you stole his body to save yourself

[@demi-femme4821]

@@anqhor He wrote this as he was cracking at the end of Stardust Crusaders.

[@jeffthe64th4]

Yeah DIO!

[@-astr0476]

It was me all along DIO

[@andreas_iced8297]

ah yes, i, ho man mcmurder

[@alicenemes7503]

Fun fact: Kakyoin is able to move his hair while licking cherrys

[@howeyyadoing9070]

He’s mastered the spin

[@Anonymous-73]

HoweyYa Doing if he mastered the spin, NOBODY could deflect the emerald splash. Period.

[@sashwxq5387]

Yes, I am

[@user-ef1wh1gi3y]

spy radu only the fake one tho 😔

[@tsukurikata774]

@@howeyyadoing9070 But has he mastered the Golden Spin?

[@skeletonwar4445]

"He's living a more western lifestyle, but he's actually british." Damn, didn't know Britain was actually part of the Far frickin East.

[@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA]

Probably meant "Western" as in the Wild West.

[@kevinclass2010]

TBH, the British always claimed to be completely different from "continental" Europe.

[@Gary-Eng]

Character: _has blond or silver hair_ "Her": *_E I S E N H O W E R_*

[@ultimatekarsoverheaven108]

Juicyousiguy welp that would be stronhiems last name

[@TheSilverOne878]

Are you HER?

[@bishop4677]

just imagine them having von stroheim

[@sambradley9091]

Y'all realize Kakyoin is just wearing a common Japanese school uniform right? His outfit is more normal than Jotaro's

[@sssxgar]

Shut it kanaya

[@dustin3294]

You usually don’t see Japanese school uniforms on some ultra buff cherry loving milf Hunter.

[@etiv409]

His parents don't know he's dead

[@Vibin_Boi_Bruh]

another smart person

[@poptarts123]

@@etiv409 thanks for ruining my feelings

[@thegunslinger8806]

"This next one is a joestar but He's Italian" "Mama Mia! He looks like he can shoot pasta out of his hair" *DIES LAUGHING*

[@willanthoniozeppeli7913]

Fighting tendancy Flashbacks

[@pharaohatemiguess4862]

i mean he can with his ability

[@thegunslinger8806]

Neither of you are helping me stop laughing 😂

[@peo9741]

@@willanthoniozeppeli7913 *Fighting* Tendency?

[@willanthoniozeppeli7913]

@@peo9741 yep. Joseph shoots pasta at my grandson.

[@nugget8612]

i love how she said kira was gay when kira is probably the straightest person in jojo

[@STermaT]

Exactly 💀

[@STermaT]

Straightest person doesn't need to be straight to be straightest 💀

[@corrupt5465]

@@STermaT true 💀

[@tubamustafabingol2588]

Straightest person is gappy from part 8 because he got a boner near a woman

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Not a high bar

[@pokemonteaml]

You dont force someone to watch jojo, you *allow* them to experience it

[@deep_dark_danger]

your phrase is golden

[@epicjn]

You allow them the golden experience

[@cancerouslump7961]

*don't

[@thebadger622]

Funny thing my friends now watch because of me, I'm such a good influence :)

[@ammagon4519]

@@thebadger622 same fam

[@randomwatermelon1]

" *OHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD* " *HOW CAN YOU HAVE 8 SETS OF ABS* W E E Z E

[@juanpablosuarez4763]

I thought that she said "8 sets of ASS"... Yikes.

[@emblemblade9245]

HOLY SHEEEEEEEET

[@cannibalfish4166]

@@emblemblade9245 HMM M

[@gcorvette84]

*_wtf dio_*

[@cjkelly7536]

"Is he gay?" "Probably?" "PROBABLY!? YOU DON'T KNOW!?"

[@zeepaladin9601]

Steven Cashmoney is a perfect name for Okuyasu: you have opened my eyes

[@kennydennys3617]

LITERALLY

[@skimaskalx]

johnny cash english dub

[@YourLocalAngel]

Zee Paladin that’s his name if 4Kids dubbed it

[@anitaremenarova6662]

"He doesn't believe in any god or anything" DIO: "I don't see no god up here... OTHER THAN ME!!!"

[@grazielamink]

*funny how DIO is translated to god in another language but i forgot*

[@engineergaming7407]

@@grazielamink italian?

[@Daesma999]

@@engineergaming7407 Yup. Probably in Roman languages in general. I think Spanish could have this translation too..?

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

ah yes my favorite character... *JACOB EISENHOWER*

[@bacon9092]

I like Jotaro’s stand, *BULLET HOLE BOB*

[@diobrando10yearsago]

*JACOB EISENHOWER* is best girl

[@kcwjunior1AceAttourny]

@@diobrando10yearsago yes

[@toasterbath574]

*THIS COMMENT AND THESE REPLIES ARE AMAZING-*

[@greer546]

which one

[@violetbrokeagain]

Wanna torture YOUR friends? Here're a few timestamps for you, you monster: 1:40 - Jonathan 3:22 - Speedwagon 6:45 - William 10:37 - Dio 14:23 - Joseph 17:09 - Ceasar 17:39 - Lisa Lisa 19:42 - Kars 22:31 - Jotaro 26:14 - Kakyoin 29:53 - Polnareff 32:19 - Avdol 35:58 - Josuke 38:44 - Okuyasu 39:37 - Koichi 41:43 - Rohan 44:23 - Kira 49:35 - Giorno 50:41 - Mista 52:34 - Narancia 54:34 - Fugo 55:47 - Abbaccio 59:19 - Bruno 1:02:05 - Jolyne 1:03:05 - Pucci 1:05:41 - Foo 1:07:07 - Weather 1:08:50 - Vanilla 1:10:23 - Johnny 1:12:03 - Diego 1:13:53 - Funny Valentine 1:17:03 - Josuke 2

[@Ldenlord]

Come on people , give this man a like ...

[@Resjek]

I love this

[@aliffkaltilted8538]

this was not torturing a friend This Torturing My ear!! I hate it when they talk to soft so I need to turn volume up and then they laugh very loud..it feel like an earrape

[@thestagesofgrief6454]

Miitopian the one with Joseph is two minutes off

[@life_archive7840]

First name: Foo Last name: Fighters

[@lennope3139]

I'm laughing bc "Dio" In italian means "GOD" And you basically said a PRIEST is gay for GOD

[@reliqrifle950]

Its true tho

[@robynvera8969]

I Mean, Pucci Literally Says He Loves DIO Like A God, So

[@bubblegumkk8158]

priests are kinda gay for god, if you think about it

[@alivingalbumcover9724]

He loved Dio like he loved God woah holy shit he double loves God

[@rotundmonibuv5103]

Priests get on their knees just for God, no way that isn't gay

[@goomygamer7726]

"He looks very depressed" "Yeah speedwagon makes sense cause if you go too fast you'll probably end up with that hair" Damn those are some of the best description of speedwagon ever

[@HarrisBoe]

“Josuke Higashikata is the gayest jojo” False, the gayest jojo is the one who wears the sailor suit... Josuke Higashikata

[@bruhe8895]

Yoshikage Kira in 4th place for gayest character and Yoshikage Kira in 32nd place

[@naranciasjustmeditatingguy7085]

but josuke 8 literally has the best heterosexual relationship out of all the jojos

[@aqua-pl5li]

He's the manliest, He Has TWO BALLS.

[@catyoinnoriakitty1994]

Khamani Perez four balls

[@ShrimpExpert]

He has 4 balls and is in like the cutest relationship with some girl

[@AzykSteam]

20:05 “So, this guy has to be a *rockstar* “ He is indeed a rock and a star

[@sanguillotine]

edzekiel cabauatan incorrect

[@mpg01]

Goddammit.

[@spacemonkey5806]

GANG-STAR

[@night6457]

edzekiel cabauatan bruh it’s not a link it’s a time stamp

[@ero-senninsama1734]

Drugs have him not use his brain too much nowadays though

[@notkakyoin7068]

Friendship of Speed and Jonathan: JoJo: I kick yous a light Speed: best friends

[@grazielamink]

*seems legit.*

[@michaelr20010713]

I like how they skipped Diavolo Like he just used king Crimson to erase it

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

They also skipped Strohiem

[@michaelr20010713]

But I mean Diavolo was the main antagonist of part 5 And they skipped him... Or he skipped them...

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

@@michaelr20010713 I am just as disappointed as you are but with strohiem than diavolo.

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

(When you realize the person who knows about Jojo only watched Jojo and isn't a fan of Jojo)

[@michaelr20010713]

ThatBugBehindYou What

[@dreamybullx1]

Why does everyone forget Stroheim...

[@kennydennys3617]

my boi........... i present to u...................... theres gonna be a second one

[@micky2916]

Nobody cares about the pinnacle of GERMAN TECHNOLOGY

[@molberding5]

Because he's not merely human. He's mooooore

[@shizaanimations7634]

@kenny dennys AHHH

[@icehaus000]

Because he’s a literal Nazi, let us forget him lol

[@pr12rhodesgraveyard26]

I want a Spanish jojo José Joaquín

[@DGKnight20]

Then we could have a Jesus Jostar......lol

[@gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486]

@@DGKnight20 Steal Ball Run confirmed.

[@rootfelixfake6716]

YES, YES, PLEASE HIRE THIS MAN.

[@Miichelle307]

Well, there's this novel called Jorge Joestar, it's about Jonathan's son and he's being rised in Spain so I guess it counts?

[@sanhuesin7207]

Someone says español? Arriba españa 🇪🇸

[@PotatoKing223]

Everyone in jojo is gay. Even if they’re in a straight relationship, they’re still gay

[@langbo9999]

Gay also means happy 😉

[@howeyyadoing9070]

langbo9999 Yes but they actually homosexual

[@langbo9999]

@@howeyyadoing9070 I know 😏

[@XxSad_boiUwUxX]

Everyone is BOTH kinds of gay. Change my mind.

[@lesbianz4gerardway]

They're all pan or bi. anyone can fight me on this.

[@GamerOfCasuality]

“Her name is either Elizabeth or Melissa.” I’ve never seen anyone be so close yet so far

[@nonk1034]

How is she far? She literally got the name right

[@GamerOfCasuality]

True, but she said two names that can both be abbreviated to Lisa, which i was referring to. Close as in she said the full name (which is revealed at the end of part 2) and far by saying two names that when shortened and put together is Lisa Lisa. Now the joke isn’t funny after I explained it!

[@nonk1034]

@@GamerOfCasuality nah that still doesnt really make sense. She literally got her real name right which is Elizabeth...

[@GamerOfCasuality]

Waffle Mascot i literally said i was joking but ok man. ill turn myself in, joke cop

[@nonk1034]

@@GamerOfCasuality i was just explaining why your fucking joke didnt make sense. You couldve accepted it and shut the hell up but you had to go cry like a bitch. Shut the fuck up.

[@ForbiddenFate]

*Filthy acts done at a reasonable price* ah yes my favorite AB/CD song

[@k.2801]

Durtee Deezurdon Dirtu Cheep

[@someone-that-i-used-to-know]

i tried to do some thing

[@aitatsuno6957]

If you honestly think I'm gonna sit here and watch a 1 hour and 14 mins video about your friend reacting you jojo characters you're a goddamn telepathic person

[@lint9305]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@rorypaxton4470]

Kars: ✅rides horses ✅practices chariot fighting (definitely Roman)

[@goblin3194]

11:42 Actually I quite disagree there, killing Kakyoin Noriaki was the worst thing he’s ever done, besides stealing Jonathan’s first kiss

[@iamveryconfusedaboutmyheal8246]

Hold up-

[@sircuffington]

Making a mother tear her own baby's face off was pretty high up there.

[@cutecommie]

@@sircuffington Uhm, did you forget about Danny already?

[@Cinnaschticks]

Nice.

[@waste1628]

Have you forgot that he basically caused the whole reason of this.

[@absurddoggo]

William A. Zeppeli: *Punches Johnathan in the gut* Also Zeppeli: "You can breathe funny now!" Johnathan: "MY LUNGS!"

[@silence7524]

"Is he gay?" "Probably...?" *" 'PROBABLY?' YOU DON'T KNOW?"* I'm dying

[@howeyyadoing9070]

Who’s to know?

[@silence7524]

@@howeyyadoing9070 I mean he only slept with two other dudes fo thousands of years... just sayin'

[@howeyyadoing9070]

Issac The Issac It’s ambiguous

[@guidomista3570]

Kled Dead Redemption man?

[@silence7524]

@@guidomista3570 Yep

[@linkified0471]

Your friend: WHAT Jotaro trying to explain his choice: I lIkE tHe DoLpHiNs

[@gashetauwu1932]

Océan man

[@LowdownMonty]

@@gashetauwu1932 TAKE ME BY THE HAND, TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND-

[@ErikVonStrix3]

Lisa Lisa's anti-aging cream is called HAMON!

[@gabriel.a3598]

Honestly I got slightly triggered when she didn't say that Hamon slows the aging process

[@ItsAstie]

why didnt joseph use it

[@therealestmannyt1029]

Lukson smoking deaths the lungs which are vital for hamon users

[@noraarcadia635]

@@ItsAstie Considering how fit Joseph was at 69, he did

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

@@ItsAstie Araki forgot.

[@codyhausman2368]

“He doesn’t believe in a god or anything” Dio: I see no gods up here .... OTHER THAN ME.

[@itsme_dio5657]

NecessaryDoor Hausman you are very accurate I do see myself up there 😂

[@justaclown1263]

Have you ever tried to translate God in Italian?

[@diobrando3966]

I accented into heaven and killed god.

[@beetlepimp4777]

Dio Brando until jotaro ascended to heaven just for you

[@airena1449]

I can just imagine the cat with Dio's hair XD

[@sympleton7439]

Avdol does have a last name. Its Avdol. His name is Muhammad Avdol just like Speedwagon's first name is actually Robert.

[@OSNDUXKAA]

"Does anybody know what's Obama's last name?"

[@som9ne]

@@OSNDUXKAA bama his first name is yo

[@amongus2260]

Zeppeli same his full name will. A zeppeli

[@gos2501]

Oh no that was another guy his last name is "shit sherlock" first name "no"

[@leggagone833]

@@gos2501 hello team four star imperfect cell

[@Sansyboi611]

love that she brought up prince because josuke is ACTUALLY based off prince lmao