My Dad Guesses JoJo Stands

And he gets none of them right.

[@blinky5247]

UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHvNqnR_p5aAmaM Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.

[@toadstoolterrarialord]

joseph best jojo

[@aquafina6701]

Isn’t it 2:40?

[@blinky5247]

@@aquafina6701 Oh yeah you're right. I'm dumb I'll go fix it

[@seedlesswatermelon417]

Trash taste, Part 7 best part but Johnny is not best JoJo

[@blinky5247]

@@seedlesswatermelon417 That's, like, your opinion, man. (Also if Johnny isn't best JoJo then who do you think it is?)

[@coolobruh]

“He’s some kind of zippers guy..” English dub writers: “write that down! Write that down!”

[@unlucky_2nd897]

*Z I P P E R M A N*

[@nayardrox4782]

*Z I P P E R B O I*

[@cheemsburgar9709]

ZIPA MAN

[@trebull2284]

They had to change the original name for copyright though didn't they

[@2ndplayerboi]

To be honest Zipper man was more related to the stand than Sticky fingers

[@taren1d]

“hes got a bunch of knuckles and hes upset” thats basically it

[@Jack_Woods]

_He's upset his gloves match his jacket_

[@castor9907]

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

[@wooshmeifugay8719]

Blessed icon

[@tinytim0-014]

I read this right when he was saying it

[@amongus2260]

*oRa OrA oRa OrA oRa*

[@padda2396]

"this is a wierd game you play" "i-its an anime" "i guess..."

[@water8028]

Weird

[@animeentranced1130]

How bizarre.

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

What about the manga..

[@JomJoj]

ok boomer

[@RummanNaser]

Kimyou

[@danielsantillanes6945]

Dad: "He looks upset" Everybody asks who is star platinum, but no one asks how is star platinum

[@moistisverydead9191]

“ora ora ora ora ora ora ora”

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

"So, how's Star Platinum been doing?" -Kakyoin, paired with Part 4 Jotaro, in Eyes of Heaven

[@giokugiovanna6159]

@@moistisverydead9191 translation, IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD, IM MAD!

[@aboudi_gaming50]

@@giokugiovanna6159 Google translate: now now now now now now

[@mfcxl101]

*sad ora ora*

[@Steamed]

Original: Magicians Red Localised Name: *_COCKADOODLE GOLD_*

[@carnivorze1052]

Magician Red is an original name create by Araki. No probleme with copyright and localized name.

[@bynosaurus4024]

Carnivorze did you really have to be technical about a joke

[@mrelderscrolls7087]

Carnivorze issa joke

[@offcialaa2progamr]

@@carnivorze1052 you've done *filthy acts at a reasonable price*

[@tetsuothetank5609]

Underrated comment

[@josephjoestar3627]

Dad: “Alright Muhammad Avdoooool” Avdol: 👆🏾YES, I AM 👇🏾

[@SnowHertz]

K

[@asayai]

👍🏿👎🏿👍🏿

[@sicklysphere8666]

Tsk Tsk Tsk

[@charmingman20]

That was so bad that It was good

[@killergarfield]

*HELL 2 U*

[@ironicallyscreaming]

i headcanon that Joseph called Hermit Purple "Thornfist" before Avdol gave it a proper name

[@yes9691]

same

[@sadinky7169]

I mean he is pretty stupid let's be honest

[@feliperecalde6763]

@@sadinky7169 Nah, Joseph is súper clever.

[@h3nder]

He called it Guns and Roses but then Avdol told him its the wrong part.

[@vernonllave9118]

Oh my god! In old Joseph voice .

[@wlockuz4467]

I have been a JoJo fan for years, but today I understood how well the name "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure" fits for someone who doesn't watch it.

[@reddragun0813]

*Bizarre

[@1Hol1Tiger]

It's odd how when you watch it from start to finish it makes sense.. but when you see it out of context

[@pgj1997]

4:46 「C O C K A D O O D L E G O L D」

[@concussed_9532]

「Spicy Chicken」

[@ricefieldworker7745]

That name is cocka doodle gold

[@NeoCoreSaturn]

Hey look, he's here

[@twiggiermango]

Fried magician

[@mrmatt1331]

I mean im surpised he didnt call 17:26 Cockadoodle gold aswell

[@coolguysam11200]

“So it’s like a patronus.” You’re a wizard, JoJo.

[@piwi3757]

splatt lol

[@AggroFrost]

My 2 favorite saga and anime lmfao

[@Andrew42520]

Literally Joseph to jotaro

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

@@Andrew42520 FOR REAL THO!

[@theresarayner5726]

Joseph Joestar is dead! Your next line is: EEEHHEHEEEH EEEHHEHEEEH... NANI

[@grzegorzprzewozniak5092]

First thing he says is "I'm dad" Such dad energy

[@peppermintmiso4341]

Dad, I'm hungry

[@grzegorzprzewozniak5092]

@@peppermintmiso4341 Hi, Hann Grie

[@ottovonhohenheisser4616]

Faire Play Hi hungry, I’m dad!

[@Taha632RMF]

@@grzegorzprzewozniak5092 Hi Hi Boss

[@cranburrey]

Meanwhile my dad calls me a,"stupid idiot" everytime I disagree with him and didn't finished the job. I would do this with my mother because she understands me a lot.

[@anneprocter]

This guy honestly chooses some sick stand names, Velvet Underground and Lady Marmalade are both oddly badass choices for their designs

[@Macamuuri]

Lady Marmalade is a song as well.

[@adrienlastname4663]

@@Macamuuri And the Velvet Underground is a band

[@OR56]

So is Dark Side of the Moon

[@emirlerdtm6774]

Holy shit thoose names could be actual Stand names.

[@gravey_official]

@@adrienlastname4663 yeha no shit, she told him that theyre all named after songs and bands so he says songs and bands he knows

[@erikadicesare1011]

“all the stands can fly” “well, this guy especially.”

[@Memiokoa]

Z O O M

[@gulaydemir9654]

Jesus Christ

[@crethan219]

"all the stands have mind powers"

[@Sigmaskibid]

speed wagon : bruh i cant fly

[@machina5]

Stand Name: [Velvet Underground] Makes the user dance in a way that automatically dodges incoming attacks. If this isn't in Part 9, we riot

[@kyso829]

A power that can rival ultra instinct

[@thedarkwolf4663]

if my man 20th century boy doesnt return in part 8 or 9, im finding the man who calls himself araki and you know the rest

[@SecurityGG]

If theirs not a part 9 we riot you mean

[@RandomHobo]

Tbh I'm surprised thst hasn't been used yet, considering alot of stand names have been based off of band names, or are indpired by them, such as King Crimson

[@maindepth8830]

@@kyso829 lol

[@FiredPhoenix]

“You watch weird shows” Bless this man lmao

[@Cr1TiKaL_Enjoyer]

you could say she watches BIZARRE shows

[@vicenzogames5535]

Well the anime is called Jojo's bizarre adventure

[@yourstruly8625]

Guess you can say its BIZARRE

[@theabominator2152]

she’s at a BIZARRE adventure of watching BIZARRE shows

[@justsomeguywithnohair6842]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKCvf5Wjmp2hoLs here

[@JakeMoment_]

“It’s too scary to be called lavender.” - Dad, on the topic of Cream

[@mikulye]

*No one can just deflect Robo Lizards Emerald Splash!*

[@josephjoestar953]

IMPOSSIBLE NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE ROBO LIZARD LASER SHOT!

[@jyawshter]

lmao

[@romper1818]

Only the yellow Scorpion Can deflect them

[@noahhhdc6787]

EMERALD DASH

[@ultraz3574]

its called shiny melon

[@tizurl]

Dad: “[Rohan Kishibe] He’s a weirdo” **Yes, yes he is**

[@playboikaniiii]

Being reseted along with the universe ❌ Finishing a manga ✅

[@ballsvlogs]

HE LIKED A FVCKING SPIDER

[@courtneywilliamson7419]

The green one that shoots emeralds I have him on roblox in anime fighting simulator

[@ballsvlogs]

@@courtneywilliamson7419 no that's kakyoin wdym

[@drgoofyballs2280]

@@ballsvlogs he meant there is a game that his character is kakyoin.

[@rxge6979]

Your dad is secretly Araki and pretending to act like he knows nothing about Jojo, but he’s actually hinting at some upcoming stands in part 8 and 9.

[@Kj_thegreatest0]

Lol we gotta interrogate this man

[@konfu_ion]

He be like: Goddamn it, why didn’t I name any stand Pink Floyd? That would’ve been good!

[@mr.machees6488]

Kendall Bradshaw I feel like I know where this is going

[@Kj_thegreatest0]

@@mr.machees6488 O_O BRUH

[@rutracking]

Its true, all the characters are just renamed

[@ethanrivera-728]

Dad reacting to purple haze: “He has creepy powers, He invades your dreams and he can manipulate your dreams.” Death Thirteen: 👁👄👁

[@theabyssalguardian4521]

LOL

[@davizago1989]

You mean 👁️👁️👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👁️👁️

[@yinyang3609]

death 13 and his user be like: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@yinyang3609 you mean mannish boy?

[@yinyang3609]

@@Cyrogenesis. yes i didnt know his name lol

[@bruhseve1216]

Bruh the way he said “Jotaro Kujo” im immediately blown away by the fact he didnt butcher tf out of it

[@friijolesLIVE]

It made me wanna knock myself out

[@thighcrush3640]

Its pronounced joe tuh roe coo joe

[@matrees8484]

Is that ironic

[@sugativa]

I was scared for life

[@Memu_]

But... he did

[@schrodingersdog5512]

You can tell he doesn't understand it but he's just happy to he able to bond with his daughter over something she enjoys.

[@stlae]

AWWWWWWWWW

[@broskiproductions0627]

You should bond more with your daughter Jotaro lol

[@bradsullivan9410]

@@broskiproductions0627 😂

[@aabefault9731]

That would be cool if my dad did that

[@fweezie9659]

My mom and stepdad hate anime and would disown me if they knew I watched it so...yeah...

[@captainbirch9835]

Silver chariot is probably the most straight forward stand. You can tell just by looking at it 1. He poke 2. He fast

[@Elitus]

3. He shiny 4...... 5. Profit?

[@minoxi_4626]

Nah nah 1. His color 2. His sword

[@davemathews8695]

“Meanwhile” “so who’s this guy ima name him golden eagle” “Na mate hes chili pepper” “defuc does that have to do with a golden chicken” “he tastes like Chili’s •_•

[@greenavmshorts9335]

“Hierophant Green doesn’t really have any powers.” *Emerald splash:* “Am I a joke to you?”

[@snomandonly]

He had body/mind control one time

[@ShinoaburameX3333]

She said he had no robo powers

[@xethified]

I feel like Araki missed a trick by not calling Iggy's stand Fools Gold.

[@rabbit0664]

That would've been awesome

[@arkinyte13]

Araki had to stick with the tarot card naming scheme but yeah I agree.

[@richardwu9013]

arkinyte13 it still does

[@xethified]

@@arkinyte13 Iggy was the only crusader who had only a card and not a card and colour. I think Araki probably got bored with card and colour naming scheme midway because you see non card stands towards the end.

[@weshansen7892]

@@xethified might've been due to the fact that Iggy was the outcast of the group and didn't really become one of them till the end

[@tennaaaa]

A stand is basically an imaginary friend that can beat people up :p

[@corryjamieson3909]

Just like Bruce banner's hulk

[@sleepisgood2936]

@@corryjamieson3909 no

[@corryjamieson3909]

@@sleepisgood2936 whats that suppose to mean!?

[@sleepisgood2936]

@@corryjamieson3909 did I stutter??

[@corryjamieson3909]

@@sleepisgood2936 yes

[@Mercure250]

Everytime he wanted to put "gold" in the name of a stand, I was like "No, we're not at part 5 yet"

[@theoverseer1775]

I can genuenly imagine Avdol saying "You're a wizard, Jotaro"

[@averypleasedbakedpotato8609]

Dad: his power is punching Every jojo fan: ah yes, you have the mind of a jojo fan.

[@kirayoshikage7035]

Dio Brando thats the joke get a dio pfp

[@kirayoshikage7035]

Dio Brando ok im happy

[@uselessman8190]

@Dio Brando oh my god i lookrd better way back

[@schizophrenicbullfrog]

Ive seen you somewhere before...

[@kirayoshikage7035]

@@schizophrenicbullfrog i will use killa queen to donut you now

[@mewtuwa]

"Crazy Diamond, he's my favorite." Ah, I see your dad is a man of culture as well.

[@somebodyidkicantthinkofano6653]

Well? More like *WALL*

[@iLikePistachios]

@@somebodyidkicantthinkofano6653 LLAW

[@jonathantruong7069]

He's an honorary member of the Duwang Gang / Chew Crew

[@mankymax117]

crazy diamond is cool but the best stand is the world

[@jum3800]

@@mankymax117 hermit purple*

[@Osiiii404]

"Velvet Underground" Sounds like an overpowered stand

[@cirozarate2170]

Heck yeah

[@neo1754]

Its sounds like undertale stand

[@Acequatch]

I'm in the process of writing a JoJo fanfiction, and a character has a stand named Velvet Underground. Her stand can manipulate fabric and weave nets and ropes out of it like a spider

[@nothingissacrosanct]

Velvet Underground is already a stand in the spinoff alternate timeline version of battle tendency and it is, indeed, a pretty overpowered, sentient, highly defensive stand. and it's user is a fucking speedwagon

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

chrissipher that’s wrong. There is only one Speedwagon in all of existence, in of this universe and outside of it.

[@muratgundogdu717]

''IS HE WEARING PANTS!!'' dad got me right here 🤣🤣

[@harrisonb.7539]

Your dad is just coming up with stand ideas for part 9

[@theinfamousbigslurp618]

Harrison B. Cockadoodle gold

[@theunforgivensoldier4137]

Dont forget velvet underground

[@theunforgivensoldier4137]

And dark side of the moon

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Theunforgivensoldier Technically Dark Blue Moon

[@muichirotokitou2615]

Secretly he knows about everything and is helping Araki on part 9

[@anabnormalschizophreniac9868]

Stairway to Heaven.. This guy is basically guessing future stand names

[@roiru11]

Made in heaven was supposed to be called stairway to heaven but it was changed

[@ezglory]

@@roiru11 made in heaven is a queen song

[@GreenFlame44]

@@ezglory they didn't say it wasn't..

[@RobbieCake]

Diego Jacquez + killer queen

[@anabnormalschizophreniac9868]

@@stevenedwards9262 yeh ik i just think Stairway to Heaven sounds so lit

[@elleffo]

Watching this made me realize something Iggy’s stand should have been called Fool’s Gold

[@superultragamer8245]

BackInFullSwing I literally was thinking the exact same thing

[@BX--nq6gf]

B R U H

[@zedoisxis]

But the stands were named by tarot cards

[@thatsaysalotabout-man9547]

Za Fool Gold

[@epicbuster7057]

Bro that whould have been a better name no cap

[@kiasmidt7678]

"Dio! This is a guy who looks like a scorpion" Dad is a scarily accurate judge of character

[@marcodeluna8521]

Imagine Araki keeps on making manga until 2040 and he makes a stand called Despacito.

[@virael3801]

Stand user: Alexa

[@BX--nq6gf]

We have to make it happen

[@espernoc3563]

Smash Mouth. It punches your teeth in! (Smashes your Mouth 🤔)

[@pedronunes3063]

Localization name: Slowly

[@parthen1a]

he`d be 80 at that time

[@shiromori5710]

“There’s no stand named Pink Floyd” Araki: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955]

Brain Damage would be a great stand name. So is Eclipse.

[@Amira-rg3sk]

he should name one of the stands Daft Punk cause idk that'd be a nice stand name "DAFTU PUNKU!"

[@farcan9400]

@@Amira-rg3sk brain power

[@farcan9400]

@@Amira-rg3sk brain power

[@tahirmukic5460]

Interstellar Overdrive is another one. Even though it sounds more like a Hamon technique.

[@TayoEXE]

I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.

[@donaldlarrimoreIII]

*Thank You For Noticing!!!!* Now I know I'm not alone by myself with this idea.

[@cilantro_4839]

He also catches on to the naming scheme fast. He doesn't know what he's looking at but he's acting interested and very wholesome.

[@diegovera1353]

And he actually apreciates the music references

[@Isaac-0.4]

If the names are In English then it's obvious

[@florianw116]

He guessed Bites the Dust.

[@CreativeMindSponge]

"And his power is punching" Most accurate statement

[@balcuv]

ORA.exe has started working.

[@smogyaboi9049]

Not gonna lie, "Dark Side of the Moon" Would be a pretty fucking cool stand.

[@BJ86491]

But there's Dark Blue Moon from Part 3.....

[@eggyfrenchtoast9495]

@@BJ86491 but that's a tarot card

[@BJ86491]

@@eggyfrenchtoast9495 the names are similar enough for it to be weird tho.

[@nbaclipsforever]

@@BJ86491 I’m pretty sure there are a few stands that have similar names although ill have to check to be certain.

[@dumpster_fire1755]

* *Make a man out of you intensifies* *

[@HelmuthGerka]

Your dad is so cool, my parents would never accept being tortured like this.

[@elcanaldelawli3059]

My mom accept, but we have to stop at the 5th everyday to her to rest

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

XD

[@britishlizardman5579]

My mom hates jojo because she thinks it's too violent :") Only because she saw the torture dance part

[@islu4672]

@@britishlizardman5579 B R U H MOMENT

[@britishlizardman5579]

@@islu4672 it's sad, it's literally my favorite show. Luckily, I watched it all before she could tell me I shouldn't watch it lol

[@rougerabbit1409]

dio: “so, knuckles is the same stand as the world, interesting”

[@theknightwhosealsthedarkne9756]

*yellow scorpion*

[@vegeto765]

*the scorpion*

[@aguythatplayscardgames1181]

*ZA SCORPION*

[@justsomeguywithnohair6842]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKCvf5Wjmp2hoLs here

[@Galoog-amzon]

Do u kno da wae

[@Lightmagician60]

I like how after part 3 sterotype abilities get thrown out the window yet he keeps guessing sterotype abilities

[@santiny4906]

"he has the power to invade dreams and manipulate them" *flashbacks to death 13*

[@vailix750]

Lali-Ho

[@Random_Iceberg]

*flashbacks to Nightmare on Elm Street*

[@samnufable1830]

lol

[@silverpelt3616]

Baby stand

[@2streety]

baby stand

[@ahahahahameo2211]

*filthy acts at a reasonable price*

[@protomania]

Very unclean actions at a very acceptable cost.

[@Quirksvil]

Dimes for crimes

[@protomania]

@@Quirksvil crimes for dimes*

[@conwool2609]

Quirky Jay Dimes /4/ crimes

[@protomania]

Dimes for crimes for dimes.

[@denisigrishta5281]

Dad: Tells what powers the stand has Blinky: *Cool*

[@edmundo_emc]

"Oh I like that"

[@idkwhatimdoimg2165]

They are though

[@haydulf]

He’s naming the stands as if he’s a American comic book writer

[@Rekked1]

Imagine dio saying "ZA SCORPION"

[@prodbyevadwave]

Kinda weird but fits his personality

[@jojosgoldenadventure4756]

funny valentine's power is to clone its self

[@saracarrasquillo4205]

"YELLOW SCORPION DA"

[@ImIGotHacked3Times]

ZA SCORPIONU

[@cousinsquad7896]

ZA SCIRPOIN!

[@linkmariokirby7373]

"he can fly" "Well, all stands can fly I think" "Oh, well he can fly especially"

[@roodie363]

sammy? is that you? sammy?

[@RummanNaser]

@@roodie363 do you.. know him? (Not tryna be rude)

[@Doodoomonger]

Except Superfly

[@roodie363]

Thought it was somebody

[@crazydiamondrequiem4236]

Isaac Wondra ironic

[@danielcues]

Imagine building an entire character around the idea of a phoenix, only to get called a chicken.

[@leonardobrayandepaula8007]

avdol does have chickens tho

[@Snowie790]

True. literally everyone who I saw that reacted to seeing Magician's Red for the first time , everyone....... literally EVERYONE see's it as a chicken.

[@adrielgideondomantay9659]

He from KFC

[@allingbrodniak8819]

Takanashi Kiara be like

[@sirduncebag6190]

The KFC fursona

[@greenstonegecko]

24:09 Your dad literally described Death 13. (A baby with the unconcious power to invade other's dreams and kill them in their dream to kill them in real life). I personally quite like Death 13 since it's almost immune to other stands

[@kazuo5]

Tower of Gray: Literally a fly Super fly: A freaking tower *visible confusion*

[@cylnder]

That is literally one of the biggest confusions in JoJo

[@poporipopes4876]

*Laughs in Jotaro's hat*

[@espernoc3563]

Yes

[@Nhai9901]

ok

[@Glatier]

Makes sense

[@michaelofrandom653]

JoJo fans: Star Platinum vs. The World Me: Knuckles vs. Yellow Scorpion

[@ROYEWITHNOE]

Knuckles: Yellow Scorpion

[@keyboundDragon]

@Urash damnit I was gonna say that

[@justadam6309]

Za worldu

[@unpibejugando288]

¿The World? PFF..... ZA WARUDO

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

@@unpibejugando288 Za Worldo

[@santiagobalda3581]

**sees Heavens Door** -him power is obviously flying, he can fly +every stand can fly -oh, I see. So he flies specially.

[@keok7934]

Stands cant fly

[@santiagobalda3581]

@@keok7934 They can only "fly" within the range of the user

[@nispvlcc1276]

Some of them stands, for example killer queen

[@spiderstutorials6278]

Ke Ok -act 2 exists-

[@gr8gr0n4]

if star platinum can punch good, then a stand should be able to fly good

[@FlightRiskWizard]

9:58 your dad’s guess on Crazy Diamond was SO GREAT!! I wish he was actually named Velvet Underground!!!

[@chaoticfloralarrangement8741]

Hold up,,, hierophant green can unravel into string,,, stone free can unravel into string...

[@blinky5247]

-kakyoin did you lay this egg-

[@_zerohour_]

@@blinky5247 I see you are someone who had my same idea

[@petruciosxd1374]

Stone Free smells like soap, huh?

[@scrbchrm0]

oh imma CRY

[@lauralassan2016]

Doggystyle

[@arrowspaceenginer7023]

"His name is the world." "The World?" **Long fart noises and then time stops**

[@u-thix2436]

Dad: *YOU FOOL DAUGHTER I HAD THE WORLD ALL ALONG NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM *loud fart noise

[@Bobsaccount]

Samich I bet he took her up the steps just likepolnarref except he goes down

[@nuclear37]

“ZA WARUDO 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️”

[@puopoup]

She then says So its the same stand as star platinum

[@burgerchaos8272]

Yes, long fart noises

[@kapitan1322]

if yall notice, joseph actually has TWO stands. 1. Hermit Purple. 2. *T O M M Y G U N*

[@capoleon6660]

*Hecc yeah*

[@nervousburgergirl4155]

yes of course his TOMMY GUN

[@playboikaniiii]

Emperor Requiem

[@brahmish2159]

Hahahah thats actually funny

[@factyou1949]

And Jonathan has a stand too its speedwagon

[@InfinitRice]

This is the man that will single handily carry on the legacy of Jojo.

[@oneupglitch2582]

Stand resembling small child: *exists* Blinky's dad: E L T O N J O H N

[@moonshadow4817]

i love this comment

[@purefn6fn]

E L T O N J O H N

[@farcan9400]

Stand name: 「ELTON JOHN」

[@volvoxbazooka]

Dark Side of the Moon would have been an amazing name for The Hand if it had smarter user

[@DissedRedEngie]

My stand the hand is named after the band.

[@samwiich7976]

@@DissedRedEngie because creativity is over rated

[@Err0Rose]

super sandwiche the band was a real band tho

[@samwiich7976]

@@Err0Rose I know

[@StarHorder]

if the part 3 stands were all musical references, deep blue moon would havebeen "bad moon" and you damn well know it. and death 13 would be "don't fear the reaper man"

[@hambu4781]

*Sees a bisexual italian vampire* "That's a weird game you play"

[@alveloss7880]

He's.... He's British...

[@fallendawn2846]

@@alveloss7880 Dio is a word in Italian

[@alveloss7880]

@@fallendawn2846 Yeah, it means "God". Dio, however, is British.

[@fallendawn2846]

@@alveloss7880 fair

[@captaineleon8727]

@@fallendawn2846 Well, I think his father is Italian

[@salmon3862]

your dad, an empath, sensing star platinum is upset.

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years. EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

Those jokes are old and you should be ashamed

[@the_real_kanye]

Maru'sArcade so what you're saying that the joke's been used for a long time just like the dad's been gone for a long time

[@pangolinh]

@RAGE bro my dad divorced with my mom and i haven’t seen him since. though on the news i saw something about a suicide a year ago..

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

@@pangolinh And... you tell me this why?

[@bizarreutahraptor]

@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Dude.. It's like you are telling a joke, then someone says that something like this actually happened to him and you then say "I don't need to know about your drama"

[@BoyoWhoGoesPoyo]

He's great a naming stands: "Velvet Underground", "The Gypsy Kings".

[@roetemeteor]

Some of the powers are REALLY cool too.

[@gabec9646]

the velvet underground is an indie band i assume the dad based the name off the band

[@Boarbatrice]

@@gabec9646 As are the gypsy kings

[@edenton2002]

@@gabec9646 Indie? Dog VU are a rock band.

[@CoreyisBarackObama]

@@gabec9646 art rock - rock - alternate rock - call them what you want but they're not indie - they were signed by several record labels n managed by andy warhol

[@Unfunny_Ness]

''He is too creepy to be called lavender'' *lavender town intensifies*

[@Silver-ee2pe]

**BING BING BING BONG BING BING BING BONG**

[@daniellidon271]

Like 666

[@Unfunny_Ness]

@@daniellidon271 bro i never expected to get so many likess lmao

[@polpogiovanna7383]

In a alternate universe all the names that the dad guessed were the right names

[@bigmaxmer1556]

Its only canon if diavolo dies

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

​@@bigmaxmer1556 im going to find diavolo and kill him to make this universe canon, no need to thank me

[@bigbunga2996]

Blinkys Dad: Guess incorrectly Araki: Write that down! Write that down!

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

STAND USER: 『 Your Dad 』 STAND NAME: 『 Robolizard 』

[@GrandRBLX]

"Joseph Joestar, Thats not a very creative name" *THORN FIST*

[@Technoknife_]

****breathing intesifies****

[@GrandRBLX]

@@Technoknife_ XD

[@saahas9310]

*Exhale*

[@ComicsComms]

*R O B O L I Z A R D*

[@GrandRBLX]

@@ComicsComms lololol

[@mbr_80085]

"This is a weird game you play" Indeed, it is a bit bizzare.

[@leonardfelange7628]

Now 'Dio but he's a dinosaur' sounds more believable

[@infinitethenextkazekage392]

Well you should read sbr (steel ball run)

[@livertl]

Thats Diego bruh

[@Endervulpe]

@@livertl He's still Dio lol

[@livertl]

@@Endervulpe ik but i think this dude didnt read the manga maybe saw a comic or something

[@Endervulpe]

@@livertl That is a possibility.

[@toxictacos3628]

This dude should be hired to name the stands. Velvet Underground, Gypsy Kings. These are amazing stand names

[@omarsoub_._]

dont forget cockadoodle gold

[@drgoofyballs2280]

@@omarsoub_._ lol ikr

[@grazielamink]

*knuckles*

[@parashgurung1268]

Stair way to heaven

[@Bianca-iz5wk]

Thornfists

[@notoknotok]

Fun fact: Heaven’s Door was originally going to be named “Stairway to Heaven”, but they changed it just before it’s finalization

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Yeah and so was Made in Heaven.

[@ecoblitz3655]

Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official imo stairway to Heaven>made in heaven as a name. Idk why araki changed it tbh.

[@chokovok7231]

Eco Blitz if you listen to Made In Heaven a lot of the lyrics fit more

[@kevintrang3007]

@@ecoblitz3655 Copyright issues

[@couldntbotherr4700]

Twospoopy4Yee if they didn’t change it, it wouldn’t be allowed to go to guitar centre *+1 if you get this*

[@ShinkuJessicaNoGigaRadio]

"Stairway to Heaven" is the original name of Made in Heaven. The stand's name differs in JUMP and tankoubon.

[@uhlusixn]

Ur dad sounds like he is having a good time

[@CepticTech]

Jotaro UWU how did Pucci treat you the last time he saw you

[@fragil7787]

Dad: The world? Blinky: Yes, and he can stop time Dad: *So it's the same type of stand as Knuckles*

[@ugandagamer9649]

Xd

[@nanobots7004]

underrated

[@shadyshrimp4169]

Lmao

[@iwantnuggers3365]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Justpolaristaken]

KINDA SUS NGL BROSKI

[@omega6801]

Dad: The World? Blinky: Yes, and its power is to stop time. Dad: *So its the same type of stand as Star Platnium*

[@buonopesci]

This needs more likes.

[@roho8380]

Underrated comment

[@_ren777]

PlAtNiUm

[@Zen-sr6fn]

Lmfao

[@Hevabifordawin]

*P L AT N I U M*

[@smallfry168]

I like how the dad continues to guess telepathic powers for all of these

[@theunforgivensoldier4137]

Velvet underground actually sounds like a actual stand name

[@mooflee0]

I think there was a stand called underground or something.its in stone ocean and it was like a place where alot of death happens im not gonna say anything else about it

[@pavvosaur]

@@mooflee0 Underworld. Anda Warudo.

[@mooflee0]

Yeh that

[@peppermintmiso4341]

Veruveto Underugrando!

[@fistoftheaxis]

Any dad rock band could become a stand no one is safe.

[@winfordlee7151]

For real though "Velvet Underground" is an excellent stand name.

[@diegocortez270]

Velvet Goldmine

[@bitterjames]

localized: Purple Metro

[@vgsushetgzhsj655]

@@bitterjames indigo Subway

[@badgerking3910]

@@bitterjames lmaooo

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

Buried silk

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

Star Platinum: punch stuff good Hierophant Green: throw rocks Hermit Purple: comic relief Magician's Red: fire boy Silver Chariot: fast sword The Fool: sandbox Za Warudo: sexual tension

[@Jack_Woods]

Za warudo: death but with foreplay

[@Alfa._]

Za Warudo : *DUBSTEP FART*

[@keok7934]

@@Jack_Woods actually, DIO doesnt foreplay, he jumps straight into action, as he is a power bottom

[@thelegendaryarrox5559]

za hando*

[@jst_senpai8771]

Star platinum can stop time

[@tornadobrain8935]

When describing sex pistols, he perfectly describes Harvest

[@Jose_Pecina]

Velvet underground, Gypsy Kings, Stairway To Heaven, Motorhead, damn, those are cool stand names tbh

[@some_cl0wn_]

Stair way to heaven was the original name of made in heaven

[@yahyachothia]

Don't forget Rage against the Machine.

[@realdake0292]

Midas from fortnite lmao

[@arnelbraga4745]

If I were to insert a Stand in JoJo, this would probably be the names I'd choose.

[@aldowardhana4768]

@@realdake0292 I- What? Can't tell if you're serious about saying Midas is from Fortnite. I think I'm being salty. Probably.

[@skippyreborn]

Her: "He creates some type of virus that kills u instantly" Dad: "N I C E"

[@kian5286]

*C O R O N A V I R U S*

[@ZidaneAmarullah]

@@kian5286 You Mean Purple Haze Requiem ?

[@vin6665]

Nah purple haze virus is more powerful

[@bottlegang3187]

@@ZidaneAmarullah Purple Haze: The World Requiem Over Heaven

[@balcuv]

niiiiiiiice -joseph joestar

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

Echoes Act 1 : The sound of your words. Echoes Act 2 : The effect of your words. Echoes Act 3 : The weight of your words. Edit : Stop wasting your likes on an unoriginal comment.

[@blinky5247]

Huh. I never made that connection before.

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

@@blinky5247 Alotta people never do and just find out through KZbin comments

[@shinigamideath3231]

Echoes Act 4 : emerald splasho

[@idkman6906]

I thought it was reverb

[@mateomoreno331]

@@idkman6906 omg

[@Dachi902]

“Cock-a-doodle Gold...hmmm” *eventually, Araki started to draw*

[@ACertainCow]

UNDERRATED

[@harperreese264]

“we have one named blue and one named purple -“ YES YES “cock-a-doodle-gold” NO NO

[@ovenbakedbluetext8327]

XD

[@justsomeone6166]

This man is fearless, insulting JoJo like that, damn.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID!

[@chinluxxo638]

Nick Korkodylas you mean "SPEEDOWAGON !"

[@ziyabey101]

@@chinluxxo638 SppeadowagOOnn

[@kermit4036]

He don't know that it's a thing and Jojo is not superior

[@dylanbyday4630]

So I can insult jojo and I'll be considered fearless jotaro kujo is worst jojo

[@warpingtrout5574]

the dad literally described death 13 when guessing purple haze

[@canadianneko2177]

he also described spice girl when guessing gold experience

[@Juice_whenthe]

I know right?

[@chiefdonk620]

Death 13=Purple Haze Gold Experience=Spice Girl

[@shadyshrimp4169]

Yeah

[@warpingtrout5574]

@@canadianneko2177 WANNNNABEEEE

[@cameronmackinnon5923]

He might not get any right, but he gets very close to some, accidentally just assigns other stand abilities to stands, and many times his names and ideas would make a really cool stand on their own. Very good video!

[@tiffanyf2431]

"This is a weird game you play." "It's not a game it's an anime" Well yes, but actually no.

[@farcan9400]

Both, both is fine, im not joking its game manga and anime

[@saracarrasquillo4205]

Yes. Forgot the name tho

[@goose5200]

Eyes Of Heaven, right?

[@saracarrasquillo4205]

@@goose5200 yep

[@maxmanchik]

@@farcan9400 it even have a real action film

[@true9703]

imagine kira yelling bicycle race

[@MightBeKudl]

And everyone just thinks theres a bicycle race happening

[@shigechiyangu5790]

Ngl that would be a good part 7 stand

[@jaemynbaer4504]

Bicycle race Bite za dusto!

[@RedKiimuse]

BICYCLE RACE!!

[@hirodavidson1454]

KiLlEr QuEeN bIcYcLe RaCe!1!1!1!1!

[@hoppyman11]

Is your Dad part of the localization team? "Sir Chrome" sounds exactly like something they'd go for after "Zipper-man."

[@RG_Rizzy]

Luckily part 3 didnt get localised

[@hoppyman11]

@@RG_Rizzy Oh, it was censored alright. It changed many of the characters' names, my favorite is changing Steely Dan to Dan of Steel.

[@captncuddlybear9404]

@@hoppyman11 Every time I see Dan of Steel, I must make this joke. He's the Dan of Steel. He's SuperDan.

[@justsomeguywithnohair6842]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKCvf5Wjmp2hoLs here

[@nathanjordan1782]

It bugs me that the subtitles on the netflix part 4 are the originals but they localized the subs in part 5

[@crossknight1490]

33:41 "Its power's is...I don't know what its power is" JoJo fans: "me neither"

[@purelykingatom]

not true whatsoever

[@bedtime3525]

When he said “dio” and not “DIO” I was disappointed

[@Astolfoslance]

@x why are you calling them a weeb as if it’s an insult on a fucking Jojo’s video

[@alexwang982]

@x it’s a jjba video no shit

[@doggishbums9744]

DE OOO

[@yuno_isbored4396]

@x damn...calm your titties bro Why you mad

[@SabotageSabian]

@x so what does that make you, not only are you on this video, but you are replying to people. And if you say you dont even like anime. You are a big enough virgin to come onto a video related to anime just to try and upset other people.

[@ignaciomedel4539]

When you realize that having a dad is a jojo reference Edit: I had to change this bc a bunch of people are raging over a comment, what a great community

[@gthegreatgoat419]

bro

[@shota5014]

Same for not having one

[@ignaciomedel4539]

@@shota5014 im gonna like that response bc of that sumi profile pic

[@RedKiimuse]

Living (most jojos) dying (Kakyoin, Caesar) and B R E A T H I N G ( Justice) are all jojo references

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

@@RedKiimuse you forgot iggy, jotaro, jolyne, Jonathan, Joseph, the guy in between Joseph and Jonathan etc,

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

For hermit purple you completely forgot that hermit purple can also use televisions to give him a message similarly to spirit photography

[@blinky5247]

I remembered it, I just didn't mention it. Technically, Hermit Purple has a few different divination abilities, like when he made a map out of dust during the Empress battle. Spirit photography is the one it's first introduced with, and the one it's usually associated with, so I only mentioned that.

[@vice166]

is it bad that for a second i thought you typed "spirit pornagraphy".....

[@imuncreative1626]

Karic Bane that could probably happen

[@muuuuura]

...and hamon

[@Johnx3m]

It's still spirit photography.