I Forced This Creature To Evolve

1 Billion years of evolution just to kill things and run through rocks. Sounds perfectly fine to me. This game is super fun and there is a lot more things to evolve, and also kill, so next time we will see what I can destroy.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Hyper Evolution - play.google.com/store/apps/de...
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@ReSuRrEcTiOn11100]

I don't understand. This guy plays boring @$$ games but his commentary and especially his calm fun voice and comments makes every game he touches hilarious. I really don't understand what it is DF does to make it so entertaining, but he does it. This guy is so underrated, 2.1m subs? It should be atleast 10x that. I had a blast watching this and all your other videos, keep it up man!

[@thefg8302]

I can help you understand... What's his channel name again?

[@ok-no9ih]

Because you crave his asmr voice maybe?

[@Salgameplayz]

This comment is legendary

[@SephirothRyu]

He plays them... so we don't have to. ...Or that, sometimes we decide to since its a fun game too. When are you doing more Vampire Survivors, DF?

[@Terror_Ism]

He is dangerously funny

[@07wlsonj]

I think my favorite thing about DF vids is he NEVER yells. Just chill, start to finish.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Gods yes on this... As much as i like other youtubers theres some vids of theirs ive just had to stop watchin cuz of that. Notably im thinkin of that new blacksmithin co-op game folks have been playin. Which when i tried to watch Drae play it, just turned into listenin to three youtubers screamin like its the end of the world bcuz theres a timer ticking down and none of them know how to co-op properly or work together at all. Id love that premise of a vid if not for the screamin bloody murder aspect. I love seein Call Me Kevins vids with others for this same reason (save a couple loud mouths) bcuz he makes them rip their hairs out tryin to deal with him but doesnt get a single raised voice shouted in the process.

[@zaidanhakim4974]

@@SylviaRustyFae call me kevin is pretty chill, i love him also with his minecraft gameplay

[@charlespanache7047]

100%. It's also great for me to listen to while I fall asleep. Nothing triggers me more than vids with random parts that are loud af

[@expandinggear2169]

i agree he's just chill

[@Leiijeudemonigseu]

The opposite of Markiplier playing Happy Wheels

[@CliffCardi]

Me: “DF, can you play Spore?” DF: “No, idiotstick. We have Spore at home.”

[@dragonwing4ever]

df would definitely enjoy spore🤣

[@killer_10racing9]

@@dragonwing4ever he's played it hasn't he

[@dragonwing4ever]

@@killer_10racing9 don't know mate

[@jaslawl6570]

Yes he has played it

[@ethanbeebe6193]

Spore at home;

[@yorkiequeen]

DF is the most chill YTer. He is always so calm. I want to see him play a game that tests his patience.

[@ShrekdaSwampMan]

he has

[@redhotphoenixgamer6009]

He has

[@zen7698]

Which game ?

[@ShizumiSchwarz]

@@zen7698 The one who pulls out the sword will be crowned king is the game title

[@Akzcer]

Maybe "Getting over it with Bennet Foddy"?

[@CreepyKewlDude]

POV: you’re the friend who only has offbrand stuff

[@retinazer7652]

@Fursity POV: I am a robot

[@retinazer7652]

wait

[@retinazer7652]

that’s not how it works, oh well I can’t edit posts on mobile

[@MosscoveredSlime]

@@retinazer7652 Yes you can Edit:seeeeeeeeeeeee Edit edit:i don't mean to sound rude

[@SushiTrap313]

POV: DEATH

[@blinmatser4512]

i hope he reads our comments. so he sees our immense gratitude towards his content. Been subbed for a good while I fall asleep to this stuff.

[@beqaotarashvili9341]

Or eat while watching his stuff

[@Zorgdub]

The game has no challenge and looks really boring, but watching DF play it is somehow entertaining. It's magic.

[@xethragaming5889]

goes from a clownfish to a koi fish and says "my stripes have evolved" love the content

[@MrMeme2112]

DF, i feel like egg inc would be a game that fits your style of videos

[@micahlawrence845]

I agree

[@Bloop1129]

omg YES!

[@justalan9838]

Yup let's pump up this comment so df sees this

[@zaidanhakim4974]

hell yes

[@shadowmoon1996]

hell yeah

[@jezziesammons3149]

"we are going back in the water, that doesn't make any evolutionary sense" *whales sweat in the distance*

[@Nothanks42]

That moment when you stay up until 11pm just to watch the new DF video FYI in my area he posts at 11pm

[@thefrozenoverdroid]

Yes

[@dylancountney3045]

10 pm

[@poggersrequiem9237]

its not a challenge for me B)

[@Wi-FiRequired]

Literally me

[@diamondplayz2145]

11:00pm. Yes

[@nmk5624]

not sure if this was a genuine question or just a bit, but a lot of animals actually do evolve just to 'look cool', taking on bright colors, patterns, frills, and even horns, usually either to alert predators that they may be toxic to eat or to impress mates / intimidate competition within their own species

[@nmk5624]

love your stuff btw

[@Timoshenko]

best pizza: thin crust, mae ploy sauce, crushed peanuts, cooked shredded chicken breast and mozzarella. After it cooks and comes out of the oven put on some cilantro, diced tomato and beansprouts. Thai chicken pizza

[@saltsmoke]

I'm at a loss for words. As a cook I think u may need to try different pizzas. This is a great wrap. It's like if I said best pizza is egg and chorizo pizza con jalapenos y frijoles. Mexican pizza. It's a good wrap but a bad pizza..

[@Timoshenko]

@@saltsmoke I've also worked as a cook in a very popular restaurant and that was one of their pizzas I took a liking to. Better than all others though I'd say a mongolian bbq pizza I had once was second

[@saltsmoke]

@@Timoshenko hmm.. I make pizzas for a living. Even though I haven't tried it I think that unless the peanuts are boiled and there is no Marina then it wouldnt work. But hey everyone is different. I herd that hot dog and french fry pizza is a favorite over seas. I'm no one to judge on anyone's opinion just a harsh critic who has a low opinion of bean sprouts on anything that's not eggs or rice.

[@Timoshenko]

@@saltsmoke You know there are plenty of other sauces than marinara right? Hell I once met a guy who said ranch as a pizza sauce was the best and he called it a dodger pizza

[@lifehasdied6410]

‘Ooo a mushroom, looks poisonous. Get in my mouth’ - DangerouslyFunny 2022

[@bekfastking2840]

Pineapple and pepperoni pizza is the best, you don’t realize how good it is until you try it

[@shadowking9397]

Yuno i just might

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

I just love how this game makes you “evolve” from a reptile (turtle) to an amphibian (frog)

[@catpoke9557]

And then back to reptile, for some reason. Also makes you go from multicell to single cell and then back to multicell + macroscopic now.

[@loganlogon3720]

3:37 Don't be ridiculous, the next evolution will surely be some kind of ninja!🥷🐢 7:56 Taco pizza or barbecue chicken pizza, so hard to just choose one!😋

[@bekfastking2840]

Pineapple and pepperoni

[@Mr.Torrner]

Chicken kebab

[@rivernumber227]

I’m pretty sure those frogs he is eating are a previous evolution

[@denisgazhdaj4099]

@@bekfastking2840 Then y don't have a father

[@Redo97]

pepperoni pizza gang

[@airwolfactual]

Ah yes the natural evolution from T-Rex to squirrel

[@nero0904]

Its more like a timeline evolution..😅😅

[@katiekotek744]

Late but hope everyone’s having a great day 👍🏻 also for the best pizza in my opinion it’s sausage pizza

[@xXSweetsMelodyXx]

Today/tonight's asmr includes DF's voice and popping sounds ft. Award sounds.

[@salt2799]

i, too, was forced to evolve. put me back into the soup please DF.

[@jjaffe2665]

You know its a good video when df says "magical mushroom"

[@mysticalgamermom]

I love these videos where you end up saying, "...and you get in my mouth, and you get in my mouth...." Makes me smile every time. Pepperoni & mushroom is good for pizza, but I'll eat any pizza that's not spicy or have anchovies on it.

[@axeirie]

Pineapple with olives and cinnamon is good too. Haven't had anchovies

[@alfonzo2369]

Never had anchovies, but Hawaiian pizza is pretty good in my opinion. I also like pizza that has a ton of meat on it lol.

[@meesvanleeuwen8506]

@@axeirie pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

[@axeirie]

@@meesvanleeuwen8506 yes it does.

[@J-Dog500]

When evolution is run by DF be like:

[@remediosdimaculangan2913]

"I am now a crocodile" Every zoologist ever: 💀

[@bomg123]

When yo wait for hours for DF to post

[@kristanova9361]

You’re making me slowly fall asleep..I wake up to keep watching your video but then I fall back asleep, thank you DF.

[@yeeteducation]

DF: makes sh*tty games look good GSP: makes sh*tty games look good

[@Ikaenomoe]

clownfish df be like "fish with bigger stripes?"

[@evanmatthews6277]

I only wish for 1 thing df to play cat fishing again

[@bobpieczarka4357]

Every once it in a while I want to appreciate the daily does of endorphins in comment form.

[@LilAjaxVert]

I hope you continue to play this game it was really cool to be honest! :)

[@velarswood]

8:00 pepperoni stuffed crust mmmm

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Original Title Name: What Happens after 1 Billion Years of Evolution

[@nunyabisnass1141]

There is only one kind of pizza. Linguica, olives, mushrooms, extra cheese and pepperoni. Everthything else is just inferior. I will also accept bbq chicken and buffalo chicken pizza.

[@gonefishin722]

I couldn't help but see the master evolution. The squirrel! Hahaha

[@zackwhite3008]

I like your videos.

[@LucrativePerson]

this game looks surprisingly fun

[@LucrativePerson]

@@keiljohnson613 hyper evolution

[@neonshadow5005]

And DF is back to putting stuff in his mouth.

[@gtbkts]

Thanks for the awesome content

[@tobycat5799]

I've never been so hyped to see a squirell .. more.. MORE

[@Sam_596]

"What's the best pizza?" Free pizza. Free pizza is best pizza

[@gamer708886]

8:05 Pineapple and ham, of course! O-O

[@DefinetelyInsane]

"So one day uhh, crocodile wanders into a cave with a sign on it, has a disco party, and then comes out as a dinosaur" got me for no reason lol

[@TonyG33]

Finally here on upload

[@got_beef8029]

Best kind of pizza? Doesn't matter what goes on it, as long as it's cheesy and thick crust. Flavourful is flavourful, but texture is something that's more important since you can just take off anchovies

[@extremeoneverything2493]

Love these videos

[@Akatsuki69387]

Damn. This the fastest I ever been

[@Nameless-xw1pz]

I’m here on day 23 love the content

[@2halosani]

Hi DF, tons of things evolve to “look cooler”! Either for mating or intimidation reasons. Take peacocks for example!

[@jlynnkay7951]

DF talks so calmly but says such weird, calm, rude, demonic, and cool things I mean like how But like I mean This is My Type of ASMR ☺☺☺😌😌😌

[@Redisnice100]

thanks for the game in the desc.

[@dragonwing4ever]

I'm wondering now has df ever played spore before??? i think that would fit his chaotic violent playstyle very well

[@houjisaifeddine5524]

he did, and he made creatures with mostly pikes, no movement nor even eyes. a creature that exists not to survive, but to make everyone's life worse

[@tejyeking4667]

Thanks for another game

[@meeeeeeeeeeemes]

Did you know dolphins use pufferfish to get high it's like drugs to them

[@EndlessEvelyn]

Australian Supreme, without mushroom, and add pepperoni, is the best pizza ever.

[@SpychoPete]

Another great video!

[@michigandoggo]

@Fursity well they don’t have to watch to know it’s a great video, it’s DF, every video he makes is great

[@SpychoPete]

@@michigandoggo Exactly right. I am just trying to hel0 the algorithm haha.

[@zscout370]

Did anyone else notice that the starfish had pants similar to Patrick?

[@pvv0642]

I played the game before,it is never ending and repeating as final is accepted the human because after him is just loop.

[@KitsunenoHibi]

Mushrooms are the king of pizza toppings. The more varieties on a pizza, the better.

[@KingCanada1212]

this game is super unsatisfying. but df makes up for it

[@flashdraken]

To the pizza fight. My addition is pepperoni, sausage and black olive pizza

[@jolinkarrick8532]

Supreme Pizza is probably one of my favorite

[@quosmium7410]

Barney out here eating shrooms and unborn birds

[@ezzzzyyy]

I see a big problem in this comment section: nobody is arguing about the best pizza. I'll start it off: pepperoni is the best type of pizza in every way.

[@AMELATTE_319]

8:00 well obviously pepperoni

[@lemonademakesmynipplesburn1470]

I like the editing

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

9:38 Alligators have natural camouflage. They’re hide looks like logs when they float along the surface Careful when you swim around logs

[@nazodreemur8284]

The OG pepperoni pizza nothing can go wrong with that

[@saltsmoke]

Best pizza is the supreme pizza. Olives pepperoni onions tomatoes green peppers and bacon

[@nolanbennett2624]

I find it funny how he mixes up a Stegosaurus and a triceratops

[@accurrent]

Saw the thumbnail and thought it was like Kurzgesagt

[@jayyusi]

Day 85 of recommending "The Perfect Tower 2", it’s a semi-idle incremental tower defense game, where you upgrade your tower, with a lot of things to do! p.s. you get to kill a lot of cubes, and if u grind to late game...well i wont ruin the surprise

[@alorota9728]

My favorite kind of pizza is mushroom and any kind of meat.

[@infurnodesa2495]

Chill vibe all around😇😇

[@bangy4269]

Looks like we got some Df lore, he’s a vegan. Love your content thanks for the good videos

[@adammitchell115]

Perfect pizza? As long as it has pineapple its a good pizza.

[@rando2117]

Based

[@jellyjbachman8543]

I agree Edit: Original post

[@fishtron_supreme]

No need to get fancy or weird with it: Thin crust, extra cheese, extra pepperoni!!!

[@JuanGonzalez-ol3sm]

Best pizza without a doubt is pepperoni with sausage

[@wikansaktianto9215]

The best pizza is the friend we made along the way..

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Everyone knows the best pizza is caterpillar pizza. Tho im a rebel and i eat it with anchovies and red and white spotted mushrooms.

[@stiner2829]

Ham, jalapeno, and yes pineapple. FIGHT ME

[@NegativeZ3r0]

Chaotically calm

[@random_animatronics2455]

As requested the argument:What's your favorite type of pizza?( and I mean variety ) Mine is pepperoni

[@keefswet381]

The deep dish from lil caesars hits different🔥🔥

[@MetalWingedWolf]

Philly cheesesteak pizza. That’s been addictive for a while now.

[@skeltonjack55]

"I was a vegan before it was cool" So great.

[@Wishkeirs]

This is quite the Spore at home

[@zang_lemarcusratliff3949]

Love the video

[@BorksmithandTheBeef]

aw yeah, another get in my...mouth? game

[@skinneebones4651]

Good vid 👍

[@mike7233]

Now I want to play some Spore!

[@treysevy5079]

I don't really like pizza. But if you consider cheesy bread pizza then that is the best.

[@kenmathewson8972]

Best pizza is Detroit style corner slices, with green olives, ham and mushrooms

[@willemplatt948]

the best pizza is pineapple with onions. nothing else required

[@VampChic10210]

Pineapple and red pepper!

[@seniorpuerco7755]

tbh i just watched like 40 of his vids in a row.

[@kroottastic]

Pizza of choice - Double Pepperoni, Extra Cheese, Light Sauce.

[@justalan9838]

Honestly i don't like pizza but if I have to choose. Margarita.

[@JerryGaming1111]

It’s 3 am and I wanna go to bed but I just found this video, oh no