"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me"
@lucifers.morningstar38054 жыл бұрын
Rihanna: I approve this.
@Zedo-94 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Lux_the_Lost4 жыл бұрын
7:38 That random Uruk made me lose it XD He just "noped" out of there in the most cartoony way imaginable.
@julianpower20524 жыл бұрын
Bret: Dies in SoW KZbin: so each death is now an ad. Unskipable, so you forget what Bret was yelling about
@kaindaki4 жыл бұрын
Not even slightly off
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
That Ghul-Lover's return was about as anticlimactic as Chris Jericho's to WWE
@lordtoomas4 жыл бұрын
oof
@d4rkgaming4634 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not going to lie.
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
@@d4rkgaming463 And then he became the Flame of War
@stephendorbish10154 жыл бұрын
Mozû: “In the skies, I will await.” KZbin: *American Airlines ad
@victorgonzales87384 жыл бұрын
Idiot
@messexpress32414 жыл бұрын
@@victorgonzales8738 that’s rude
@tomthestone14703 жыл бұрын
I was more thinking that Californian one
@kit-san48464 жыл бұрын
1:02 TOG: Complains about adapting. (In previous episodes) Also TOG: Spams the same move when it really does not help him at the moment.
@lugiagaurdien7734 жыл бұрын
Imma be honest, I think Bret has taught me more English than my school has.
@marcusholmes60074 жыл бұрын
Why is that soooo accurate. That also tells us something quite interesting about the schooling curriculum
@dergrafzeppelin62494 жыл бұрын
He’s just a better teacher of comedy and being amazing at what he does while being entertaining
@BluMan5064 жыл бұрын
Neet
@jaromthompson47344 жыл бұрын
So true
@Svvicu4 жыл бұрын
I'm scared for you, but also true.
@zamzombie32544 жыл бұрын
Either Bret forgets that he can summon guards, or he REALLY does not like the Gondorians.
@d4rkgaming4634 жыл бұрын
I assume its his hatred for Gondorians and not that he forgets.
@LE-xo9in4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure its because they are op and kill captains quite fast wich ruins the chances for those rare orc captains
@FenlyAS4 жыл бұрын
Realistically, it is both.
@_Sami_H4 жыл бұрын
He is playing bad on purpose atleast most of the time So.. i guess its is them being relatively strong at the start (which they are..
@pogicus894 жыл бұрын
I know it was likely a joke but the “I live with unimaginable self hatred” at the end was worrisome. I genuinely hope your doing ok Bret. Your a good source of entertainment for a lot of people.
@T-REX-KNIGHT4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love shadow of war's orcs their faces look like disappointed grand dads compare to shadow of mordor orc faces.
@deakkristof18184 жыл бұрын
Shadow of Mordor's uruks look like deformed monsters. War's uruks look like old homeless people.
@tomthestone14703 жыл бұрын
If their is a sequel, we’ll see what happens.
@tomivehvilainen4 жыл бұрын
I cannot smell what is being cooked.
@lunatik42914 жыл бұрын
And for that I am greatful
@markov6334 жыл бұрын
It's my bolonaise what a serving
@Aureliano_Babilonia4 жыл бұрын
Probably having corona then
@tomivehvilainen4 жыл бұрын
@@Aureliano_Babilonia did you even watch the video?
@Aureliano_Babilonia4 жыл бұрын
@@tomivehvilainen I did and I joked
@strainedOS4 жыл бұрын
B-b- but... the poor Ghûl lover... the poor innocent ghûls, and the p-p- poor prickler shot like that
@arandomyoutubechannel19974 жыл бұрын
the only reason i don't hate this comment is because that you mentioned the prickler
@strainedOS4 жыл бұрын
@@arandomyoutubechannel1997 why thank you
@arandomyoutubechannel19974 жыл бұрын
@@strainedOS what u ment to say is that i dislike it because you mentioned ghuls and ghul lovers
@legendaryartifactcreature8984 жыл бұрын
the ghul-lover had less armor on his arms and covered stitches
@blackwaters264 жыл бұрын
he coming From Grave Again
@bigles0254 жыл бұрын
but, that celebrimbor response to rock was hilarious xD
@Calthir3 жыл бұрын
That "the boss is down!" bit absolutely killed me. Just the first guy that hit 'im was like "EH!" and it made me piss.
@koheletcalaforexclan65084 жыл бұрын
4:46 that was impressive for the orc, he was able to throw that ax hard enough so that it revolved around the world and stabbed Talion 👏
@tomthestone14703 жыл бұрын
That happens quite often.
@strainedOS4 жыл бұрын
3:38"I'm going to shag your eye sockets" 3:47"I'm going to shit myself"
@marcusr.hansen53614 жыл бұрын
I really like that, brett wants to get revenge, but then some other orc kills him, and then he want to get revenege "again". So, it's a never ending loob :D
@stuffandthings8344 жыл бұрын
The more he yells, the more I can imagine him playing Asura's Wrath
@mypreviousnamewasreallycri36704 жыл бұрын
It feels like you've located and embraced that special something that makes your videos so bloody wonderful. Your content these days, on Tearable, on ToD, and on this channel, is just unmissable. Keep it up brett, we're all enjoying it.
@gamer23xd914 жыл бұрын
The title made me think you would just shame him until he is lvl 1.
@Assassino2754 жыл бұрын
But then you remember he's not even that far yet
@gamer23xd914 жыл бұрын
@@Assassino275 He can't shame yet? Shit didn't know that you can't shame without the Ring
@geneticwizard1324 жыл бұрын
He's definitely gonna get there though. Then it's REALLY gonna suck for the Uruks (but also Brett too, because he probably died like, 7 times trying to shame whoever pissed him off)
@Dingghis_Khaan3 жыл бұрын
4:43 He didn't turn the wrong way, he was just flexing on you by throwing his axe so hard it looped around the world and hit you in the back of the head.
@chrisholly48174 жыл бұрын
Currently playing through Shadow of Mordor. Your vids made me buy the series back in the day and am finally getting into them, and have no regrets so far. Keep up the great work Tear :)
@deusmachinashirou50444 жыл бұрын
i wanted to say this a LONG time ago,the effects he uses for all kinds of shenanigans are making this funnier than a comedy movie and i LOVE it 🤣
@jtroll4624 жыл бұрын
Did the ghoul lover just re attach his arms to cheat death.
@vincentthought61304 жыл бұрын
Yes
@theobsidianwalker91104 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy for the load of puns in this episode and the wonderful feeling of Brett having fun with something. It makes me do the big smile
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
Did the Ghuls glue his arms back on?
@Redfire0854 жыл бұрын
Huh, you mentioned that and I looked back. He indeed has no hooks or replacement limbs, just the ones that were hacked off. How the hell?
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
@@Redfire085 Mordor healthcare
@Savaris964 жыл бұрын
@Týr Talion has an excuse: Elf Magic And regarding Mr Ghuls arms, they were stitched back on, Uruks are fucking tough after all
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
Well if the only purpose that these guys have is to fight in wars and die then I suppose the medics have developed some cutting edge techniques to compensate for the low life expectancy and high amount of daily casualties
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
But imagine being a medic in Mordor I'd probably just get a long pointy shanker, stick it in all of my patients and say that they couldn't make it
@randomdoomer85494 жыл бұрын
Bret is literally my sprirt animal or unconsciousness in general
@TheAvidian4 жыл бұрын
I have to be honest, I’m so glad you’re playing this again, I do enjoy you playing rage inducing but also hilariously broken games
@reynoldszelaya45594 жыл бұрын
Brett: "Oh for crying out Moses!" I was gonna make a joke along the lines of "Who's crying out Moses? Mary during childbirth?" But her husband wasn't Moses, it was Joseph. It'd be very concerning if she was crying out another man's name.
@jokermcnugget52354 жыл бұрын
Joseph : Honey, push! Mary : AAGHH, I'M TRYING MOSES! ............. Joseph : Wot? Mary : uh, I-I can explain hubby!
@LilGamingYes4 жыл бұрын
@@jokermcnugget5235 Mary: He split my water in half, that was it I swear! (I'm not sure if I should say split or broke here tbh)
@cinimod89914 жыл бұрын
Man it’s great to be back, it’s been years since I’ve watched this man. Grace my man, thank you
@RubyGalaxyYT4 жыл бұрын
A series of encounters that had funny bits. The homing axe was brilliant!
@mikestion46292 жыл бұрын
"You'll slay me just like the countless ghouls you killed." *"EVEN YOUR **_DEATH_** IS BORING."*
@conneretchells30404 жыл бұрын
I love when tear play's this always a funny time
@goblin_on_a_corgi89134 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that the ghul lover got the last laugh as Brett got puked on and then treated like a Christmas gift
@JQuester284 жыл бұрын
I think the ghul lover had the flammable trait brett, good video again, orcs cheating death always brings out the best humor in you (the obsessed orc as well). As I said before as a suggestion, brutal difficulty is awesome for the endgame when your good and have good gear, nemesis difficulty is still challenging and provides a great experience at the beginning. Food for thought, I cringe when you die TOO much, there's a line for you.
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
If you don't play Gravewalker at the endgame with all of your good gear and gems and all of the skills unlocked, shame on you
@thekingishuey90724 жыл бұрын
Just as i was out of things to watch you provide, Love ya Brett.
@ironflash34 жыл бұрын
Trash mobs taking more than half your health is beyond absurd, lmfao.
@DarthSidian4 жыл бұрын
And here I thought that there weren't going to be any more Shadow of War uploads. I am glad to have been proven wrong.
@Deuzen_FIN4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the "distant cushion" cracked me up harder than any other joke, pun, or brainfart today.
@vincentthought61304 жыл бұрын
3 things I'd like too se Bret. 1: read this comment. 2: turn saviors back on. 3: realize that his wish of bringing the DLC orks from the BG story line is possible if only he opened the loot crate they give him for beating the DLC.
@SteelShroom2564 жыл бұрын
Seems Koth was both enraged by burning *_and_* mortally flammable. I have to say, that combined with Brett being distracted long enough for the ghûl matron to kill him was quite the recipe for hilarity.
@professionalfoita4 жыл бұрын
I had a Ghul Lover who did a Trial by Ordeal to kill some Ghuls, during the trial he kept saying he hated Ghul killers as he killed the Ghuls - then he summoned his Ghuls to kill the other Ghuls - then I attacked him and he chastised me for killing Ghuls. That is all.
@f1r3-y_l1on24 жыл бұрын
I saw a spider sunmoner who was afraid of spiders. You'd meet him, he'd summon spiders, get scared of spiders and then run away, it was the dumbest and most hilarious thing
@arcticdino16504 жыл бұрын
Mozu aimed the other to throw his axe around the earth and have it strike you from behind
@massimopetrangelo86924 жыл бұрын
Goblin: You have slain many ghouls! Brett: About Seven! Me: 😂
@timothywilcox15394 жыл бұрын
I beg of you, continue the story missions! Get to the bruz quest where you get Kruk back before the end of the year, because at that point, there will be no more nemesis forge, and no more old faces coming back!
@timothywilcox15394 жыл бұрын
Plus, you get more experience doing them then by killing the orcs.
@timothywilcox15394 жыл бұрын
@@gf11511 Right, yeah. You are correct. I just want him to do more, and I suppose I am greedy for doing so.
@thebowler55064 жыл бұрын
Yaaaay more Shadow of War, my only wish is that you upload it more often, great job
@lordofneannub4 жыл бұрын
Oh your playing on brutle. Good luck because I tried playing grave walker for 10 hours and instakilled everywhere😂
@2060useX8L4 жыл бұрын
I don’t personally like this game but when Bret plays it, I enjoy it a lot more.
@Doncroft14 жыл бұрын
I adore this game, but Brett makes it even juicier!
@lancecurry75384 жыл бұрын
1:32 - _(Buzzer!)_ "NO, WHAT--?!?" _(Ded.)_
@StewartBourne4 жыл бұрын
Was that the Walford Raider! Ya want sum?
@jacrispy83824 жыл бұрын
To be honest Brets voice would make for a damn good Uruk
@flarefox31184 жыл бұрын
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.” Brett - 2020
@dragon_lord12dragonborn474 жыл бұрын
Hey Bret if you still look at comments a day or so after I’ve learned that if you keep resetting the mission damaged where kruk will appear his stats will change (easy way to try this is start mission looks at stats, don’t like cancel the mission and head back and repeat until you get ones you like) just in case you don’t remember the mission: Damaged it’s the one right after bruz takes the fort
@flapsjak84574 жыл бұрын
I love every single minute of this series
@revenantgames8804 жыл бұрын
The ghul lover had mortally wounded by fire, which means that he could be instantly killed with an explosion, or be killed extremely fast with fire. There's your death science for you.
@TheMasterMind1444 жыл бұрын
Yup, just because he was enraged by fire didn't mean that he couldn't also be vulnerable to it and judging by how fast he died he definitely had a mortal vulnerability. It's a weird combo which doesn't happen very often but the game mechanics allow it.
@aroma134 жыл бұрын
The most intimidating war cry ,,I WILL SHIT MYSELF"
@asdo1164 жыл бұрын
"Distant Cushion-, yeah he's a throw pillow" I'm fucking dead
@BoopaKing4 жыл бұрын
He may have had the "mortally flammable" weakness, which would kill him instantly when he caught fire. Strangest combo ever though to have both "enraged by burning" and "mortally flammable".
@rodolfomaravillasduran87934 жыл бұрын
Well while enraged by something makes them stronger it doesn't make em resitant nor fire proof
@mr.potato22234 жыл бұрын
They attack faster hit harder take less damage and heal
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
I guess he had mortal weakness to fire?
@mr.potato22234 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe_51151 or vulnerable
@talon46184 жыл бұрын
There's a skill you can get in Ranged where you can pin a captain's leg to the ground and make him vulnerable (there's an upgrade to that skill that allows it to effect Ologs as well). Although this can either trigger a fear of pinning, make them enraged by pinning, or have no effect at all due to being arrow-proof (by Dazing an enemy, you can disable immunities), but I think this could help you loads against orcs who are constantly dodging attacks, stopping vaults, have a shield raised, or a combination of those things. Also take into consideration the fact that you don't have to charge your arrow shots to get what you want, just a simple tap on the trigger and your shot will land. Another thing you can do is get a skill called Poison Tendril that will allow you to poison grog barrels from a distance and by making them blow up, you can poison enemies in the blast and it won't set them on fire (in case they're immune to fire). From what I've seen, the fire that is turned poisonous (that green fire you might see) is called Balefire.
@jacketsparrow95384 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel and each video I've been watching I've been crying because I'm laughing to much at these
@chriskoloski324 жыл бұрын
I wonder why Brett doesn't use poison grog barrels for balefire...then again he keeps blowing up the barrels too close so he keeps getting burned
@roykennedy4 жыл бұрын
9:22 is my favorite moment because everyone underestimates all the grunts!
@dylancuro4 жыл бұрын
Brutal difficulty was the best idea, thank you so much!!
@maxkalton59364 жыл бұрын
"Enraged" and "immune" are two totally different things, man. "Enraged" just means they're pissed-off and super-dangerous. You'll occasionally run into an orc who's enraged by a specific vulnerability-- especially fun when it's stealth. Drop from a rooftop, then run for your tiny squishable life!
@marshroverv56324 жыл бұрын
The ghul-lover died because his body remembered he was supposed to have died earlier, he was never supposed to have cheated death.
@DozenthTurmoil4 жыл бұрын
Love your content Brett! Keep it up!
@Brauseblubber4 жыл бұрын
I had an Uruk who came back from the dead 4 fricking times! He cheated death 4 times in a row. Only when his head flew of he stopped coming back.
@GoldieMethrans4 жыл бұрын
I have a dude that cheated death from being cleaved ... twice!
@dyllock1054 жыл бұрын
The more interactions you have with an uruk before he dies the higher chance he has of coming back
@GoldieMethrans4 жыл бұрын
@@dyllock105 Indeed. Just gotta remember that dying isn˙t the only means of interaction. I had Captains grow into pretty memorable individuals just by trolling them, like how Tear did in his SoM series. Fleeing, scaring them, frustrating them ... :,D Only difference is that that dude was the 1st-ever Captain to be killed (aka the one you need to kill to unlock Minas Ithil free-roam) and yet he still did that. 😶😶
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
Wow you guys have nemeses that come back from the dead? None of mine have ever came back, even when they killed me a bunch of times
@GoldieMethrans4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe_51151 Yes and the mechanic not working sounds like a bug to me.
@darkeather24 жыл бұрын
I really hope the ghul lover becomes a recurring nemesis but always dies just as quick as he shows up. Classic Mordor
@victorgonzales87384 жыл бұрын
When TearofGrace killed the infernal I laughed sooooooooooo hard!
@thegreatarcticfox4 жыл бұрын
I guess he overdosed on his FLAMING drug
@Winslow194 жыл бұрын
The Uruks to Brett/Talion: Your sanity, hand it over
@Noxims473144 жыл бұрын
The thing with ghuls is that you need to only dodge the poison spewed from the dark green ones, and the matron, matrons can only be dealt with efficiently and quickly with a single shadow-strike, everything else they hurl back in your face like the slayer class does, their mechanics are made to counter your frontal assault, also, consider looking at traits like Grim Resolve. and take a look at what the gems can do for your equipment, white gems for experience on chestpiece and cloak will net you faster level-growth, which will give you a better chance at keeping pace with captains you might want to recruit, (they might be assigned 1 or more levels higher by the game to spite you, just use online vendetta's to farm experience whilst time stands still in your version of the game) eventually at higher tier levels, replace those white gems on chest and cloak for greens to net yourself additional health, get yourself red gems for the dagger and bow to maximize their damage output, it saves you alot of trouble, lastly, always take a green gem on the sword so it steals health for you. all the best!
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Tog doesn't take this incredibly helpful advice and use it, because a lot of people, including me, want him to suffer
@LunaWitcher4 жыл бұрын
That ending was amazing even for someone who doesn't understand shit about this game lol
@JohnDoe_511514 жыл бұрын
You have to get it, this is one of those games that you can play to completion for like seven times and it'll still be entertaining
@LunaWitcher4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe_51151 yeah, it's not my type of game, and I'm poor as fuck, so there's that.
@yaboicheshire8684 жыл бұрын
Homie you can't dominate without out the ring, you gotta push forward in the story
@caos19254 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna guess the ghhhuuuullll lova was mortally vulnerable to fire.
@blackskeleton76184 жыл бұрын
Love your vids Brett! You are a legend!
@6rednek4 жыл бұрын
It's been quite a while since I've played Shadow of War, but if my memory serves, being Engraged by something doesn't make you immune to it. Ghul Lover probably didn't have the "Fireproof" feature, meaning all his buff did was make his return to hell that much more infuriating for him.
@deltaknight27644 жыл бұрын
11:03 I have no clue why, but that ACTUALLY explains a lot.
@umbralbushido86364 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to bald man screams at orcs to the point he sounds like them
@johnteets4904 жыл бұрын
MY best guess: Ghul Lover was one of the more fragile Captains. There may have been a glitch with the dazing and enraging, but it seemed the fire was really effective on him. It shouldn't have been, but it was.
@doymination4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised ukrom didn't come back as the machine
@ivanlagayacrus18913 жыл бұрын
Brutal is fun because they never stop coming. Brutal sucks because they never stop coming. I'm still only in Cirith Ungol right after getting domination and 4 warchiefs are level 60+ and I'm level 23, god help me
@jackal23754 жыл бұрын
Even playing my own playthrough of shadow of war I hear Bret's voice making the it difficult not to laugh out of nowhere by remembering a random joke. (Wow I can't speak today)
@tangroro4 жыл бұрын
Just to remind you, Gravewalker is more difficult than Brutal, sicne Brutal also gives you a boost in damage, so once you level up and find it getting easier again, you can change it to Gravewalker
@MrODST574 жыл бұрын
Its less fun tbh
@makaramuss4 жыл бұрын
Bret... he was just enraged by burning NOT immune to it... Its like someting he is very annoyed with. Its like guy enraged by caragor is dying to caragors, it can happen they are not immune to their hatred
@Xephorian4 жыл бұрын
Did the ghul lover die while screaming "choooooccccollaaaatteeee" like the maniac from spongebob
@SteelShroom2564 жыл бұрын
He did indeed.
@rvpairofdicethewanderer23834 жыл бұрын
Hey Brett, if you are tired of Ghul lovers, try getting an Uruk get killed by spiders, considering how easy is it for your enemies cheating death. XD
@tgfgames61744 жыл бұрын
“ He adapted to the idea of being dead” 😂😂
@br7hm0m3nt84 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I want another game from the middle earth series. But at the same time, I dont because the true ending lets him finally die and be at peace, which is something he has wanted ever since his family died and since the end of the first game.
@nergalrior78414 жыл бұрын
There are times that even though they have a hate if a thing, they usually can be still damaged by then. Which is weird because he didn’t show damage the first time you burned him. What’s even weirder is how the hell did his arms go back? Did he freaking grow them back? All that was scared was one of his eyes? Plus he gained fear of executions? Did he algo gain heavily damaged by flames? I’m just as confused as Brett at this point.
@aidanuray56584 жыл бұрын
I really love that last joke some much
@monikamorningstarshadlo41294 жыл бұрын
“SHAG ME!!!!!” Maybe, maybe.
@colt19034 жыл бұрын
So many ironic deaths this episode.
@arcticshocked4 жыл бұрын
I like the *idea* of the adaption system, but it occurs way too frequently and way too quickly. Pair that up with the fact that end-game uruks have immunities on top of immunities and I've often found uruks that become nigh immortal because they adapted to the 1 out of two things that work on them and the only thing that works after that was a tedious slog. The adaption system works in the early game but is more annoying than interesting in the late game. Cutting down this game's longevity I feel compared to the first. They really needed to balance it more. Maybe adaption would only occur on subsequent meetings and only then had a chance not a guarentee? like you ran away, they got away, or they came back from the dead.
@LexSnipe494 жыл бұрын
i had a koth ghul lover in my game, he was a defender beastmaster on a caragor. i bisected him. he returned as the machine and my greatest nightmare
@fanta48974 жыл бұрын
Ok, now I want a distant cussion.
@color56644 жыл бұрын
It's like Anti-depressants, they help you out, but they also destroy your neural pathways.
@PenguinWithInternetAccess4 жыл бұрын
I bought shadow of war because of Tear's vids and after having some guy cheating death and betraying me at the same time i think it was worth it Also it cost me like 10 bucks with the DLC with Halloween sales