Time to Build an Army | Shadow of War

[@ThatGuy-rz6tv]

“He’s the size of a shed” is almost the exact same thing that Brett said on his first play through of this game. I remember what he said because it had cracked me up laughing “Sneaky? He’s the size of a shitting outhouse!”

[@neilbowes7214]

Shitting house actually, but yeah. XD

[@scatterbrain8764]

Outhouse, shitting house...same thing lel

[@neilbowes7214]

@@scatterbrain8764 Oh yeah, it is...

[@BiggSnizz08]

Also the shitting outhouse got killed in the fight pits

[@studentmoviesandvibes1671]

Random Uruk: YOU KILLED MY BLOOD BROTHER Brett: Do you realize how little that narrows that down?

[@chadnorris8257]

Yes, do you know how many captains Talion kills in a day?

[@arandomcrusader6707]

@@chadnorris8257 an entire regions worth but dies the equivalent of the entirety of Middle Earth.

[@Kabirdix]

6:42 Lol that perfectly mirrored when you heard that bit of dialogue in the first playthrough. It was an Olog being called sneaky then too, something Pit Fighter. I think Brett called him a “shitting house” rather than a “fucking shed” then

[@betadoggo9350]

"If HIV affected you uruks it would spread like wildfire!" That killed me. Your best insults come from when you are angry

[@aquamarinerose5405]

I love the entire rant because you can honestly tell just how angry he really is, growing ever stronger as he starts to talk faster and faster. Edit: Also, why does he say "fuck off" like he's Gordon Ramsay

[@betadoggo9350]

@@aquamarinerose5405 it's like his own version of being enraged Edit: He's british, what do you expect

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@betadoggo9350 I mean... not every british person sounds like Ramsay.

[@betadoggo9350]

@@aquamarinerose5405 maybe it's just him, I dunno

[@GoldieMethrans]

What's even better, given how the Shadow had Poison Weapon, it also reminds me of one of his TBL DLC videos where he said like 2 STD gimmick lines. "I'm pretty sure I won't be Hepatitis C-ing you later!"

[@billgates9778]

Hey Brett, just to let you know, you can reduce future betrayals by getting the final kill on captains. If you let your boys kill enemy captains super often, they’ll think you’re weak. Love you content dude, I’m super excited for future installments!

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

I see why Kruk betrayed him now

[@trappergroupyt]

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull so true

[@praserdanser5407]

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull he also betrayed him because every time you move a orc with the garrison (like he did for Kruk to go to lithlad) it resets there loyalty as if they were a new recruit

[@makaramuss]

@@praserdanser5407 WTF YOU MEAN BY THAT THIS IS TERRIBLE!

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

@@praserdanser5407 Then it makes complete sense seeing as how i think Kruk was on of his most loyal followers (if that's what it means when one of your guys from the previous game come and join your army after the incident)

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

3:49 this is how the goddamned skeleton wheels in dark souls are made

[@jamaphy8621]

The catacombs of carthus were complete hell

[@draw2death421]

@@jamaphy8621 no where near where ds1 catacombs were

[@DivineDaddy]

Damn, he got so damn mad after his golden boy die that he just beat down three captains! Talk about the power of rage.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some might find unnatural.

[@LordThomasPassion]

Practically super saiyan

[@richardknox4612]

Brett clearly has the Vengeful Master trait.

[@chadnorris8257]

@@richardknox4612 I love this one. Though he has a tendency to kill orcs that displease him, whether they're on his side or not.

[@odintheallfather6388]

That happened to me yesterday when i played it

[@jackal2375]

The raging sentence at the end had me laughing my ass off lol. Rest in peace golden boy. Hope everyone has a good day!

[@FlashDINOLORDREX]

You’ve repeated history so nicely from “SNEAKY? HE’S THE SIZE OF A HOUSE!” To getting an Olog killed in their first pit fight

[@thelonelyghost1634]

3:48 dont worry, you just promoted that uruk to a spokes-man

[@Goober520]

The exact same thing happened on his first playthrough he recruited an Olog second and it was forced dead by the game in the fight pits

[@chadnorris8257]

It really sucks when the game forces a pit fight on your second Orc or Olog. You better hope you get one that can survive a fight without your intervention, or he's dead.

[@GoldieMethrans]

Isn't it a 3rd?

[@Fenrir160202]

"Cat...please behave. NO!!!!" Every single fucking encounter I've had with my brother's cat in a nutshell.

[@barbehenn8786]

RIP Golden, but seriously this was the funniest episode so far, great work man!

[@socksthecat13]

I just realized, this game uses the exact thing that makes Nuzlockes in Pokemon so engaging.

[@IamBlackToast]

Except your Pidgey won’t betray you for literally no reason ten seconds after you catch it.

[@kamikazelemming1552]

Pidgey the Cooked: *TRAINER!* Thought me dead after getting torched by that Magmar's flamethrower, did you? Well, it would seem that not only is your heart broken, but your eyes, too! For I have returned! And today with my flock-brothers, we will ensure repose for all the pidgeys you've left dead in the tall grass!

[@IamBlackToast]

@@kamikazelemming1552 (applauds) Magnificent

[@asandflavoredpoptart9151]

Brett the first time he recruited an olog: “SNEAKY?! He’s the size of a shitting house! Brett on the next play through: “Sneaky? He’s the size of a fucking SHED!”

[@coltenc100]

3:57 i distinctly remember a similar thing happened in your shadow of mordor sires where a caragor went flying into a wall and started bugging out after you shot it

[@GoldieMethrans]

On a single arrow hit nonetheless! 😂😂

[@hoshueyeplopper4465]

1:19: What priests be like when they visit the children' s hospital.

[@FoxMan_FF]

"Why do I feel like they were voiced by the same guy in the same afternoon?" _That's because they probably were!_

[@zigmus00A]

Tip for Brett: The easier way of leveling your uruks is sending them against higher level uruks that are susceptible to ranged attacks. If you can be a safe distance away you can use Shadow Strike Pull and face the captain yourself while your uruk handles the grunts. Assuming your guy doesn't get ambushed he'll deal with them easily and he'll gain the levels as soon as you kill the captain uruk.

[@_Sami_H]

Or just you know have a gank dozen uriks and captain's on a single misson every time..Worked nicely for me

[@fitzviandraduivenab2790]

@@_Sami_H This. Getting involved usually slows your captain's leveling because it decreases how many levels your captain would get

[@robinthomasson6630]

Or, since you Can win a shitload of money in this game, just use leveling ordrers.

[@_Sami_H]

@@robinthomasson6630 that works at the end... not so much at the start 🤔

[@CanisVampirim]

Last time he was this sad about the loss about an uruk, he thought he had lost Giggles because he didn't know about them not changing maps with him back in SoM.

[@TheAdventGamer]

"Time to build an army" so that's what we're calling torturing Uruks.

[@Teraclon]

5:06 Fun fact: Bror actually means Brother in swedish xD

[@enthiegavoir5955]

4:02 this army goes the Spartan way if you catch my cold

[@minmus410]

I'm beginning to think that Brett is actually obsessed with Shelob's legs.

[@StevetheWizard2591]

9:16 "Let's find out if Uruks can fly!" 9:26 "Maybe that one was a fluke." 10:06 "Let's try to get a bigger sample size."

[@Magneasy93]

When Bret gets legitimately angry, anything he fights ends up like Rash the Shadow. Also: "BLADE"S SHARP!"

[@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383]

I guess I can say I can finally enjoy seeing Brett suffer from losing friends in the game. XD Of course, I hope this universe's Kruk Blood Axe does not die and stay dead.

[@theexecutioner5244]

My ghost harasses me enough by reviving me at all, that intro was truly evil of you tear.

[@talawolf3245]

"Time to build an army" gains a singular uruk titled whiner

[@GoldieMethrans]

Wasn't his first recruit of the last playthrough a Whiner too? 😂😂😂

[@gorgomaniac8166]

1:10 Its the ones that put on one big stupid grin as they fly off in slow motion. They are keepers.

[@DadrianGayton]

Holy bananas that rage near the end seriously powered Brett through that confrontation and I actually was afraid XD

[@korrenthereaper4357]

9:33 I genuinely shat myself as well! Dont worry Brett! XD DX

[@Shiverwar]

I love how his comment about the Olog he recruited being sneaky pretty much is a direct parallel to what he said in the original series. "SNEAKY?! HE'S THE SIZE OF A SHITTING HOUSE!!"

[@cheflambsauce7420]

“Dammit now all the postal is gonna go to all the wrong doors!”😂😂😂 I am rolling

[@zlaggaming68]

“SNEAKY HE IS THE SIZE OF A HOUSE” Brett from 2019

[@romanplays1]

shed. not house.

[@GoldieMethrans]

@@romanplays1 That was from 2019. "Shed" is 2020 😂

[@romanplays1]

@@GoldieMethrans fair enough.

[@richardknox4612]

Random fact: bruz was never really dominated by talion. He always appears at a level too high to recruit. He's just going with the flow

[@chadnorris8257]

He's always level 19, which would be too high to recruit unless you grind several levels to 20 for level 20 bright lord gear like I do. But yeah, he doesn't get the mark on his face, and is never really taken. He secretly had iron will the whole time.

[@brendannash4928]

I gotta admit, for an olog, that's actually a clever plan.

[@chadnorris8257]

@@brendannash4928 We can only wonder what would have happened if Bruz really had become overlord of Nurnen. Last time I played, and defended that fort, there was an Olog attacker who claimed he was going to be overlord after he killed me. Little did he know the backstabbing that was to come.

[@ladyalicent705]

He’s always level 19, you could conceivably be higher than that but most people aren’t. When ‘recruited’ the first thing he says is ‘Bright Lord, Dark Lord, same thing really.’ You are right, regardless of whether you are the right level or not, he had Iron Will, but he saw an opportunity to take over Nurnen and went with the flow.

[@chadnorris8257]

@@ladyalicent705 He's an optimist. :)

[@FingerBibenjoyer]

The time has come.

[@Catasros]

RIP the Golden. We'll have forgotten you by next week unless you defy death sometimes soonish.

[@hoody4883]

Ooooh yes I legit turned into a fkin monkey when I got a notification that this was out

[@misterfleischfield9970]

Reject society - embrace monke

[@blacklighthologram5339]

When your favourite part of the video is unironically the ending and you don't mean that as an insult.

[@miguelcervantes5198]

RIP Golden. That genuinely made me sad.

[@tristansweatt3308]

He got some boys and lost those boys. I'm happy too see your in the actual game part of the game again uruk wars are the best Also I'm gonna keep track of all the uruks that die under bretts control. Death count: 2

[@memelord2280]

Build your friendships.... I mean army.

[@cubanbot]

shadow of war? more like medieval war with magic simulator

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

So blade and sorcery minus the vr?

[@DrGandW]

Hrmm...joke?

[@lancecurry7538]

3:37 - "I'M A SCATMAN!!!"

[@GoldieMethrans]

"ScatOrc!"

[@lancecurry7538]

*"OHHHH... MY... FUCKING... WORD."*

[@DisturbedKid47]

The most profound wisdom this game has to offer: "I DONT KNOOOOOWWW!!"

[@sylveriron2575]

Just gonna say this: The Uruk that you decapitated at 1:04 , his hair changed as soon as you killed him....

[@HumanTooth]

I don't know why, but shag blackthorn was genuinely interesting to me. I feel like I've numbed myself down to imagine unique personalities for every uruk. Also this video has insanely high levels of rewatchability.

[@Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty]

There's something about Brett just angrily chucking Captains off the same cliff that tickles me.

[@Moshthun]

10:08 Big Smoke, that you?

[@ambuknight]

F for the Golden Boi and our Olg

[@PaleCrayFish]

It’s actually pretty hilarious that Bret has lost the golden both times in this stage of the game. The convince of that is absolutely amazing.

[@rattle_me_bones]

3:32 no, Brett, the Messenger has gone postal.

[@DraconixMahvri]

Wow. When Tear goes Doomguy, he really rips and tears.

[@jagosevatarion5085]

Brett, just so you know, if you want to avoid a situation like what happened with Az-Bror from happening again, you should equip wealth gems in the ring slot if you don't do so already. That immediately levels an uruk up when you recruit them, unless they're at your level already. Also, if you want to avoid the dominate/drain/goddamn fucking stupid b button from screwing you over when the targeting screws up, get the Shadow Dominate upgrade from finishing Eltariel's questline. It even works on captains who are invulnerable to ranged attacks. Unless that's my game glitching out. Still, works wonders

[@entertheunknown3554]

I once had a map where every, EVERY ork had a blood brother

[@GoldieMethrans]

Isn't that Gorgoroth in a nutshell? 😆

[@somnius2519]

Hey, thanks for continuing to play this, it is an absolute ton of fun to watch!

[@S117M4sterChief]

Do t you worry, Brett. I have a feeling that soon, you’ll meet the most interesting Uruks yet. Looking forward to hearing your scream and wish you hair to rip out

[@GoldieMethrans]

"wish you hair to rip out" sounds like something Brett would say. 😂

[@mr.mcflurryco.1034]

That is what real anger sounds like 9:42

[@dudethedudedude6690]

Last time I was this early, Talion was still alive.

[@blueberryboi8645]

Dam

[@WeskintimeASVAL679-89]

Last time I was this early, his wife wasn’t bleeding out like a pussy

[@pixelhype498]

Infernape-VA-Official tf

[@Isarrot]

That ending honestly felt like an anime ngl

[@olympicging1155]

Tear, you seem much more energetic these days. I know you always say it's just jokes, but it's awesome to see you not being as self-deprecating all the time (even though you are still very funny when doing so). Hope you're having as great of a 2021 as you can have at the moment, and awesome content, as always :)

[@Shuffler-fm2rt]

Also Greg is really on top of that camera work today

[@maxamillianmiles9382]

Perfect timing :) just finally reached 100% for all of shadow of mordor

[@forbidden6543]

"You'll be right home in us, didn't know it was that kind of army." *proceeds to make a duck face* That had me die laughing.

[@AKoboldonStilts]

Hey Brett just a funny tip to try, using the rapid knife throw on grunts near a ledge catapults them into the sky. It's beautiful.

[@victorvilorn5964]

Man, that was a crazy episode! RIP the Golden!

[@KM-jb3vg]

Sees title immediate reaction "finally" ORC ARMY TIME WOOHOO. Wow that was emotional

[@GoldieMethrans]

3:37 Oh hey, Orc version of SoM's chewing gum-Caragor! 😆😆😆😂😂 Also yes, Catherine's Wheel. Just designed to break bones, not literally chewing them in and spitting them out! 6:31 Foreshadowing? 6:44 Oh hey, Sethrorven got that too! 😂😂😂😂 8:03 Because they most likely are! 👌😆 8:47 Guess I got my wish. Nice (except for the Golden one 😭)! 9:34 Oh hello, 2nd Shadow!

[@connorb4866]

I kinda miss the longer videos of this

[@MajinRazzie]

Brands an Olog and Bruz says he is one sneaky bastard, Brett commenting that said Olog is too large to be sneaky, and then Bruz's "walking off screen" gets bugged and he just moonwalks in place.... That is exactly what happened in his OG playthrough

[@kaimerry1587]

that Gold dude looked SWEET. sad to see him go, he had good taste.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

The singular most powerful "FUCK OFF" I have ever heard.

[@Dracowinges]

Brett just knows how to tickle me funny, this is some of the funniest content I've seen in a while. Great work.

[@puutankki]

i feel your anger toward the blood brother thing holy moly 5/5

[@blametl4921]

well glom the goldens was more emotionally taxing than any death in the walking dead

[@sword4005]

i like to think his blood brother was zarz dead wood because then he died the exact same way at the exact same spot and thats poetic

[@chaytoncoble7050]

I doubt you’ll ever really think about any of this, in that case just keep spiralling Brett. Good luck.

[@farinhaespacial2982]

F for the golden boy, may he rest in Uruk's Valhalla besides the gods and a thousand virgins

[@mounne13]

Most fun I've seen you have with a game in a long time.

[@jadrynthecutedruid4404]

The Messenger became deranged...he literally has gone postal :3

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

0:00-0:05 Me: Well this is going to be a great video Edit: RIP Az-Bror, he was so young

[@stoicrot8373]

Nobody: Brett: oooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo

[@TheseBygones]

Ghost: Guardian Down

[@chaos9731]

FINALLY ITS HAPPENING BRET GETS TO MAKE HIS URUK FAMILY

[@UnqualifiedPro]

I love the shadow of war content.

[@JackCarsonsRailroadVideos]

3:31 USPS in a nutshell

[@lazardragicevic5096]

Rip the golden, gotta say I missed the boys

[@prophetwormvod6728]

for as old as this game is, it is still good (omit older game physics and shiz) but this game at it's core is still so good.

[@YahyaFalcon]

Aye ghost is making ghastly sounds ayyyyyyyy very funny.

[@sesfilmsllc]

0:00 Cause it’s a ghost!

[@deltacommand8053]

You told me on stream that this would be a good episode....and I am suitably impressed!!! Also...tfw your best boi is murked by some rando in the fight pits...I’ve been there...

[@feierabend8952]

Seeing that this game is still loved, gives me hope for my own series. God I love these games

[@eternalmaggot7246]

Build an army. Trust no one. Fire Embl- I mean, Shadow of War.

[@wizzardog3335]

2:46 could have totally made a joke about him needing a face scratcher or something because of that other olog

[@stavik96]

8:00 bruh he's talking to himself 8:06 Nice, i'm not the only one that picked up on that

[@nathanilt]

RIP for the Golden boy who didn't last long, may he be reincarnated as a new dude.

[@anonymousprime3790]

Bruz: that bugger you captured is a sneaky bastard- past ToG: sneaky!? he's the size of a s###ing HOUSE! present ToG: sneaky!? he's the size of a f###ing SHED! what groundhog day bulls### is this? XD

[@GoldieMethrans]

Magic!

[@Candyrock87]

I'm liking this playthrough so far. Might be that I've seen the previous run-through one a couple of times but this one seems to have a lot more potential when it comes to cool Uruks.

[@Luablood]

neat a new video to prevent me from studying for my finals

[@ugakugathedestructor4719]

The best thing I heard all day ahem"You'll be right at home in us"...what is that supposed to mean tear