I Found The Worst Jurassic Park Ripoff Ever

The Dinosaur Video is here! Join me as I tear apart one of the worst rip-off movies I've ever seen. It's actually that bad. I'm serious. This video is all you ever need to see of this film...
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[@sapphinese]

I like to think that instead of trying to just rip off Jurassic Park for profit, the creators originally wanted to make this because they thought the classic didn’t have enough homoeroticism.

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

I love how I actually managed to forget about the dinosaurs between the first and second dinosaur scenes

[@ame-]

I was thinking the exact same thing😂

[@PNSecondaire]

19:06 I dead ass said "I want them to kiss" out loud bruh.

[@fizzbrew]

Gaaaaayyy

[@moonylime]

I see why👀

[@amphibianadict2374]

ME TOO

[@SlothOfSin]

SAMED

[@user-qj5lv8yb7h]

Same

[@wave_o]

Ah, finally. I was wondering when you were going to cover my favourite movie "Jurassic Attack"! I hope you have nothing but positive things to say about it as it is the only thing keeping me going!

[@KalebTheDuck]

Same, if he says something bad about it, I will do some pretty horrible shit, and then I'll fucking jump into a pool filled with sharks, I doubt he will hate it though!

[@pumpkin_peasy]

uh-

[@andykingyt]

it was so good and i loved it a lot and watched it so many times…

[@KalebTheDuck]

@@andykingyt good, for a second I thought you hated it based on what you said in the video, you saved a lot of people today.

[@mijaroprime9509]

@@KalebTheDuck I'm leaving this here so I can be alerted when a potential whoosh victim to comes along.

[@flamengotengo5916]

The villain and the good guy have so much sexual tension

[@ek0dev]

Fr

[@taylor_yeehaw]

Captain stakely and Marquez are giving enemies to lovers vibes Great video mud 10/10 would watch again :)))

[@bunnyninja4127]

lol they do

[@themadhatter3989]

#1 ship

[@pissapocalypse]

19:08 when they leaned in I thought they were actually gonna kiss lol

[@weaknessua]

Same here

[@somescrub8951]

Only in the director's cut

[@teedup8995]

​@@somescrub8951 Lol!

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

i've watched gay p*rn less gay that this

[@butternuggetAT]

The worst part about this movie is that when I saw it in the Walmart bargain bin. The movie and Box said “Jurassic Attack” but the disc said “Jurassic Worlds Two”

[@ulfzurirksourzukfzofzoufzo5377]

69 likes

[@theprimo100]

I forgot this had something to do with Dinosaurs about half way through.

[@Shooks]

I promise you from the bottom of my soul absolutely nothing in this movie can compare to the true pinnacle of cinema "Shark of the Corn".

[@TallyFox2]

Don't forget "Sharktopus"

[@stonecoldsteveaustin9353]

And "Sand Sharks" (sharks are apparently very adaptable)

[@rosemeowmeows]

don't forget Ebola Rex and Bigfoot vs Megalodon. in Bigfoot vs Megalodon there's alien Nazi Joseph Stalin who created a super secret strong megalodon to destroy humanity or whatever, I didn't make any of that up.

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

Shark of the corn 💀

[@snowden6790]

i watched that movie about a year ago and it honestly pops into my brain at least once a month. cinematic masterpiece. but hey, it was by steven kang so ofc it would be good..

[@heylookitsselena888]

it's insane how much i want those two dudes to kiss

[@bjartskular749]

I thought they actually were going to in that on scene lol

[@lukaluukaa]

we need to start writing jurassic attack fanfiction

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@lukaluukaa Alright, I'll alert my friend. She does fanfiction and fanart. Though she usually charges five dollars a piece for art, she may be willing to draw them kissing or write a short story.

[@pumpkin_peasy]

I think the makers' moms said it was a good movie and they took it too seriously

[@darkvader7231]

😂😂😂😂

[@introxgrunt]

according to Susan Sontag, Jurassic Attack would be considered pure camp because it takes itself seriously despite being awful and goofy.

[@Vorcupine]

So happy you covered this! My family was always a bit poor but we were still able to get this hit of a movie in 2013. --- Not sure what this "Jurassic Park" shit is but it sounds like a blatant copy.

[@hazeltade3679]

The writing choice to have characters constantly call a grown woman with a doctorate “the girl” sure was… made!

[@goobiusmaximus86]

I thought you were talking about Triassic Attack, a totally different movie by a totally different guy. My dad and I knew we were in for something special when they blew up the dinosaur skeletons and they formed together into a mega skeleton. I think I remember them being pretty weird about Indigenous people though

[@BadassHater1]

"Jurassic Attack is the worst JP ripoff ever" My after years of watching other shlock from the Asylum: "You are barely scratching the surface my boy"

[@buddylabelle8403]

This is the first KZbin of yours I’m watching, I feel bad, I’ve been lacking… I’ll watch them all don’t worry. I support you mud. ❤️

[@Ratchetzillastudios]

Same

[@mothcub]

the plane crash actually looks realistic and cool, you don't know what you're talking about. I bet you've been in ZERO plane crashes

[@mothcub]

p.s. I love corky

[@andykingyt]

CHILL

[@dnivek12]

Lol it legitimately looks like a PS2 animation

[@thewatershopkeeper]

@@dnivek12 yes lol

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

Do you also touch yourself after you crash?

[@sadmermaid]

Can't get the line "that was dummy erotic" out of my brain

[@cassiehosh1677]

this movie gets even funnier when you find out there's an ongoing joke in brazil that the state of acre (that is literally in the middle of the amazon forest) is so backwards that there are still dinosaurs there

[@TXFDA]

The instant the T-Rex showed up, right at the start. My first thought was "Damn, that looks like the old Playstation 1 T-Rex tech demo."

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

Hell yeah a longer Mud video, i've been waiting for this one-Gonna be the best 23 minutes and 5 seconds of my life =]

[@PastelCerulean]

How is it that not a single person in this movie knows how to hold a gun? 🤣

[@karakreativevlog]

I was really rooting for Stakely and Marquez, but that darn dinosaur had to ruin everything just so he could have lunch!

[@Gdub33]

I watched this film while stuck in detox. The CGI really helped my spirits. I hadn't laughed that hard in a while.

[@ashegrey3042]

oh my god i would think i was hallucinating while going through detox watching that lmao (having schizoid yes i have had hallucinations while detoxing before and it is not fun)

[@Gdub33]

@@ashegrey3042 my step bro is schizophective so I can only imagine 😯. It wasn't fun going through detox without it. Worst time of my life.

[@ashegrey3042]

@@Gdub33 yeah it was hard enough going through detox shit and then on top of that feeling like you’re losing your mind is not fun 😅 and the worst part is i relapsed and am gonna have to go through detox all over again in two weeks 😭😭😭

[@Gdub33]

@@ashegrey3042 oh no I'm so sorry! I detoxed once in a detox center to get into a rehab and another rehab let me detox at the rehab facility which was much better because I could go outside and smoke/vape. Except the only thing that sucks is I wasn't able to sleep for 3 nights straight at rehab and was a complete mess during our classes for the first couple of days. I wish you the best in your recovery!!!!

[@ashegrey3042]

@@Gdub33 yeah i’ve tried to detox at home a couple times and didn’t last more than like 2 days and then the last time i successfully detoxed and stayed clean for 9 months was after an ✨attempt✨ (i tried to od on fentanyl which is my doc unfortunately i thought i was doing regular percocet until i got to the hospital and they told me that’s what i was doing lolzies) and in the mental hospital they put me on subutex which the first day was absolutely horrible bc it put me through perceptive withdrawals (or however you spell it) even though it’s not supposed to be possible bc it doesn’t have naloxone but somehow it happened and the nurse just gave me an ativan to knock me out which helped a little bc i slept through some of the worst parts and then after i woke up i felt much better but i ended up having to sign out AMA (against medical advice) bc my son wasn’t eating or drinking anything for the four days i was there and i had to take him to the hospital (he was 4 at the time and i’m pretty sure he’s on the autism spectrum and i was the only one who could really get him to eat so we though that’s what it was but when we got to the hospital with him they said his appendix was swollen thankfully they didn’t have to remove it like they originally thought they just gave him lots of fluids and somehow that helped the swelling go down and get his appetite back!) but since i signed out AMA they couldn’t continue to prescribe me the subutex after i was discharged so i relapsed while dealing w the stress of what was going on w my son for those few days but realized that was a horrible decision and tried to just cold turkey after that and got hella sick and my parents took me to a MAT clinic where i started on methadone and was successfully doing that for 9 months but then i went thru the most traumatic event i’ve ever been through and lost my insurance and car and got dropped from the program and i’ve been kinda stuck using while i wait for my insurance to reactivate & for me to have a ride there daily. it’s been a tough 5 months 🥲 sorry totally just trauma dumped on ya haha 😅😅

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[@HariboStarms]

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[@HariboStarms]

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[@cmakes]

i want to say the south american setting and having a character named roxton is like a nod to arthur conan doyle's "the lost world" but i feel like that is almost giving the filmmakers too much credit. so maybe they just stumbled across the wikipedia page or something idk

[@Kiwieden]

The whole video I was waiting for Markez and I forgot the captain's name to kiss, I'm disappointed

[@elven1912]

10:33 I completely forgot this movie was about dinosaurs until this point

[@decafv1853]

Woulda been really funny if the pulp fiction poster shown in the beginning actually said “Poop Fiction”.

[@arsonistfemboy]

finally, i can slurp that tasty mud….

[@FakeShowsRiff]

I almost forgot it was a dinosaur movie after the first 10 minutes

[@gamingwithroit]

i actually have this movie as a DVD, i always remembered it just laying in the dvd bin and me being too scared to watch it

[@celo7carvalho]

just found your channel and I'm ENCHANTED by your stuff. at first I as just HAHA BAD MOVIES but you really go through them to make an enjoyable experience, and specially that Dippy portion at the end... I'm not skipping Ads on my inge!

[@moist537]

Mud ngl I’m like 3/5 through the video and I’ve never actually laughed at a KZbin video so much I appreciate your comedy

[@funkdancingforselfdefense5278]

This is such a great video Mud!! I can’t wait to see more in the future

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

Im rewatching this and I love the concept of kidnapping a biochemist? To make chemical bombs? Like, all you gotta do is get household chemicals and be creative you dont need to kidnap a whole P.H.D doctor to make chemical weapons. Like you can literally make them by accident in your bathroom lmao.

[@Dogman36]

i came to youtube today to search for old footage of a certain dinosaur themed monster truck, but i arrived at a funny guy reviewing a movie. i love you. strong words, i know.

[@ghosttoast444]

MUD POSTED MUD POSTED

[@PeterShow0]

bro this movie is a true masterpiece def deserves 10000 awards

[@thatlycantomboy]

I just watched the 10th fast and furious movie without seeing any of the others and yeah! can say that this man was quite accurate

[@vortexhunter2112]

You’re super funny Mud! Glad I came over to KZbin from your TikTok. Looking forward to (hopefully) more KZbin content soon :)

[@enbygamer]

Who needs Jurassic World or Jurassic Park, when you got Jurassic Attack! The only dinosaur movie you need.

[@Yunaschesirekat]

Okay but i kind of liked it LMAO. Now watch "Who killed captain Alex?" The crazy guy was actually pretty good, I enjoyed his acting.

[@bisquino8289]

My grandma has dementia and I can confirm this movie also has it

[@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng]

YEAHHH BABYYY WOOOOO FATHER MUD HAS RETURNED!!!

[@CherokeeFlutist59]

I just noticed the guy playing Corky looks like (unless he is) the guy who played the TV host in "House of Bones"

[@GnrMilligan]

I wonder if they used the name Rockstone because of Rockwell in Ark Survival Evolved the game? And for the majority of you who haven't played it. Rockwell was a guy who found himself in a world populated by dinosaurs. He learned about them and managed to find a way to survive along side them. Another fine review Andy. New subscriber and really enjoying your style of delivery!

[@xldcgg8590]

I literally saw the new jurassic park in theaters and it was so bad I was laughing so hard 45 minutes in I had to cover my mouth multiple times

[@tajemniczepulchnecos2074]

i remember this movie for one peculiar reason. Every time i tried watching it, my phone's gallery would just stop playing movies.

[@UnomeCT]

You should do more of these types of videos I'm loving it

[@Sammlee94]

That crater explanation seemed pretty smart.. until the grand dinosaur scene where you can see it is as flat as Florida.

[@weworshipbellas7706]

Idk what ur talking about, my family loves this movie, infact every Friday we watch it in our family "movie night" uncle Larry flies in from maine just to see this movie with us, (we live in az)

[@kenzie9027]

Funnily enough I have only seen one fast and furious movie and it was the 9th one. It felt like a fever dream 😊

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

Dude, seeing Dippy was awesome! I wrote a dinosaur novel because I was inspired by the Utah Museum of Natural History. You can walk into a room where they have a Diplodocus along the wall, and following him leads you to a Brachiosaurus with its feet on the ground, and you can go up to the second floor to look him in the face! One of the most amazing museums I've ever been to, and it's seriously like right after the Smithsonian for best museums in the US. Highly recommended! The guy who helped me with the book was a curator (he specialized in the Jurassic) and when I gave him a copy he showed me an actual vertebrae he was working on! And how they tell the markings and such on the bones, from when the animal was alive and had parasites, to when the body laid on the ground and was fed on by insects. A single vertebrae was the size of my torso. It was awesome! This movie is a disaster, but at least it remembered that a Trike can kill someone, too?

[@Jeffzilla07PH]

Back then i found Jurassic Attack as a "good movie". Yeah back then i was a dumb little child who found these kind of B-Movies as good.

[@TrishaMitchell101]

19:07 - 19:17 the way their faces kept getting closer together I thought there was gonna be a make out scene. That would've been a nice plot twist with them falling in love. They could've done it.

[@hughiegibson1716]

Why is there greenery in the military plane? 😂😂

[@RealNancyDrew]

Came here from your tiktok blessed because Ive been looking for new people to watch on yt 💕

[@notsoamazingmoth9099]

2:37 I did EXACTLY that

[@Mrneo-ym8oj]

i stopped watching this half way through cause of class and came back to finish it the next day and completely forgot it was a dino movie with how much they dont show any lol

[@eggyolkjpeg]

man's told me over on tiktok to watch this 23min video of dinosaurs so i did, cheers mate

[@littleguy8714]

So it’s Jurassic attack and it takes tHIS long for the Dino’s to show up I really doubted they even existed, also I just watched an absolutely whacked out 90s movie about the dangers of VR called Mindwarp. It just got absolutely insane the longer I watched so maybe u should try that out lol

[@colddripgaming]

I will not hear a bad thing about Corky, he’s a genuinely nice guy and needs to be protected

[@PancakeIt7265]

"Corky" They do say 'they get corky at night'

[@wemadeyouasweaterlee]

I felt so called out by the fast and furious line because I legit started the series at fast 9 lollll. My dad showed me them really out of order. The 2nd one I watched was 5 and after finishing the others out of order I ended on 6

[@AvacityXD]

I was a huge dinosaur fan when I was 8, and I asked my father to buy the dvd for this movie, but my dad said no (thank god)

[@toddjones1480]

I never thought I’d see a guy hoverhand a dinosaur.

[@16wolff]

Fun fact, you can tell what way a plane is flying just on sight. The red and green lights are specifically placed so everyone can tell which way its flying.

[@abrahamwashington8579]

Dont leave us in suspense which color is for what cowpoke

[@laurenbernardfrio7679]

This actually the first Dinosaur movie ripoff I've ever watched when I was Grade 3... Also, aside the plot, the forceful military gal Sarah Haldeman (played by Alicia Ziegler) makes me wanted to watch this movie... ...and additionally, the T-Rex(es).

[@oskarshima]

You could watch all the fast and furious movies and still have no idea what is going on

[@kkivezz]

Obviously never seen VelociPastor 🙄 (great vid tho lol)

[@grandpaix3992]

i love dippy! i'm so jealous that you got to go see him.

[@Yeti1014]

Thank you, mud, for this wonderful video.

[@granted8529]

*dinosaur eats pilot* “Oops.” -Andy King

[@Material_Monkey]

Years ago my cousin and I watched trailers of bad movies on the playstation store and we laughed so hard when we found this movie

[@lonestarguy8665]

The Colonel is wearing a ROTC patch 😂

[@fullydecomposed1264]

mud this is one of the videos on the internet keep it up

[@mashawnakoonce2806]

Bro, ain’t no way they stole the Tyrannosaurus rex model from dino Dan💀💀💀

[@Pkrme]

2:05 O MY GOD HOLY SMOKES THIS IS SCARY THAN FNAF

[@ThatDankEditor]

Andy is the only man on earth who looks more like a geek withought his glasses 💀 (In all honesty love your stuff dude! ❤)

[@donnyxD]

19:09 Honestly thought bro was leaning in for a kiss

[@maddog6897]

Velocipastor should be the next one

[@dumbasssheep]

10:30 Oh right, that's a movie about dinosaurs 😅😂

[@jon_the_guanlong]

The Triceratops colors are ripped off from Prehistoric Park

[@BPRxDPR]

How does he know about F9 when he quote “don’t see myself watching a fast and furious film”🤔

[@BaryonyxDude]

I feel like dippy wasn’t the first dinosaur😕 Dippy is a Diplodocus which lived in the Jurassic period, when the first period was the Triassic

[@zakradd]

The "colonel" Corky is talking to has an ROTC patch on his shoulder 🤣🤣

[@IamayMizono]

The sexual tension between the "main character" and the "villain" is very palpable.

[@tujgamelol2657]

I don't know who you are, young bespectacled gentleman but I'm glad you popped up in recommended. This movie is gold

[@cyberfutur5000]

I have this movie on DVD in a box together with the adored classics Jurassic City and Cowboys vs Dinosaurs. Since it's three movies in a box, the box just says Jurassic III (tripple feature). The Box is silverish and the roman numeral 3 is red and has this look as if it's ripped out of the cover. Wich seems totally unique and not at all like the cover of Jurassic Park III... Still all of those are better than the spin of movies....

[@SuperMad42069]

I love seeing random small creators on KZbin

[@ruthiewitter569]

I have been laughing at so many lines, Andy you write the best movie reviews :’D

[@The-Shadow-Realm]

8:04 they literally gave the Colonel an ROTC Patch as his Unit/Command Patch (SSI)! 😂

[@jaida4547]

Pretty sure the colonial was in Stargate sg1, his name was Jonah and he replaced Daniel Jackson for some of the later seasons. Funny seeing him here.

[@QUANTUMJOKER]

It was quite a surprise seeing Vernon Wells in this movie. I know Wells from two things: the corny nineties sci-fi film Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Head 2, and the video game Deus Ex: Mankind Divided.

[@nthesage]

“Around here we Jack it and haul ass!” -Andy King 2022

[@hibiki2315]

I forgot for a good moment that its was a dinosaur movie while watching the video until the Velociraptor escene

[@samgerard3891]

Andy without glasses looks like Former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. Change my mind.