The Shawn Mendes Crocodile Movie Is Ridiculous

Well, I did it. I watched the movie that no one else was willing to sit through. Truth be told, it's not THAT BAD, but it does have Shawn Mendes... so take that as you will. And with that, enjoy my masterpiece.
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[@andykingyt]

guys I can’t even front, i genuinely kinda enjoyed this movie, but my opinions still stand…

[@djungelskog132]

Yas

[@advantgardeboy2007]

it seems fun from how you explained it i kinda wanna watch it

[@feefifodum]

La la la la la

[@panyuo]

You can be entertained and dislike. Love those kinds of movies

[@sloane3571]

I cried watching this review because of how horrible this movie is, I stand by what I think.

[@catpoke9557]

Fun fact: crocodiles can go one to three years without food. Lyle probably sat in that house eating literally nothing and actually did just sit in that glass case most of the time, hibernating until food comes

[@bumblebeebrass164]

La la la la la

[@dreamkitty]

@@bumblebeebrass164 it’s haunting me.

[@Wendy_OKoopa]

@@bumblebeebrass164get out of my head get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[@erwinleal4566]

Its a crocodile or a aligator? And both can do the same?

[@catpoke9557]

@@erwinleal4566 Well, good observation. Lyle's anatomy would indicate he is probably actually an alligator, possibly a caiman. But yes, they can do the same thing! This is a trait present in crocodilians in general as far as I know. It's why they were able to survive the mass extinction in the Cretaceous despite being large and cold blooded.

[@deadheadgubby7493]

The model for Lyle isn't even a crocodile.... he's an alligator 💀

[@FakeShowsRiff]

Vincenzo the Tax Evading Alligator

[@nuclearseahorse]

I knew something was off. I can't unsee it and now I'm mad 😭

[@boomitscocosucker]

Now that you've pointed it out, it's gonna irritate tf outta me bro💀

[@rockification]

aren’t they basically the exact same

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Lator lator alligator

[@donellehatcher7463]

You know, I’m thankful that the crocodile doesn’t have any speaking lines; because he would’ve been spouting shitty one-liners for an eternity

[@arandomperson8438]

“Your mom is croc-some!” “well you know what they say about us crocodiles: we always stick around.” “We may not have money, but the real money was the friend-ocodiles we made along the way!” “That performance was in-croc-dible!” “You just have to be-Lyle-ve in yourself!” -Lyle L. Crocodile

[@Wolfnado]

@@arandomperson8438I read your quote as “cock-some” 😭

[@boomitscocosucker]

​@@arandomperson8438 this killed me inside, not in a good way. 💔

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

@@arandomperson8438 i think i died lol

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@arandomperson8438 I don’t understand the crocodile stick joke here 💀

[@skybison4481]

My favorite part is when lile ate everyone and said “it’s crocodile time”

[@andykingyt]

it’s almost as good as when he goes back in time to intervene with the JFK assassination

[@revieweverything365]

@@andykingyt now I want a remake of 11/22/63 with Shawn Mendes instead of James Franco.

[@rangabusi]

It’s crockin time

[@your-momm]

@@revieweverything365 and at the end of the movie he escapes from prison with a hole hidden with a Rita Hayworth poster

[@sadiebugzz1025]

la la la la lah

[@spencermagon686]

I work at a movie theater and none of us watched the movie however we tried to piece together what happened in the film from the scene or two we would walk in on. Safe to say this isn’t what I thought happened

[@bsings7928]

Mind sharing what you’re hypothesis was? That sounds hilarious

[@spencermagon686]

@@bsings7928 I wasn’t all too sure. Personally I only saw the scene where the kid almost gets mugged and the americas got talent/court room scene. After Lyle saved the kid from literally being robbed by a homeless person he vomits up the cat he ate earlier. But then the next scene of the movie I saw was the Lyle performing and the kid coming out to perform with him and then I think it literally has a title card that says “1 month later” and they’re in this packed courtroom with people with signs like “free Lyle” or whatever so I assumed that after Lyle won the landlord was suing him for eating his cat earlier. I just assumed the entire movie was flashes of Lyle training and the landlord building his legal defense. It’s a very weird movie either way haha

[@spencermagon686]

@@heartsforbrenda tl:dr I thought they needed to compete in the talent show thing to win money so they wouldn’t be sued by the landlord because Lyle ate his cat 💀

[@Teddybear6775]

@@spencermagon686 reasonable

[@HighlyRegardted]

@@spencermagon686 some pretty sick extrapolation

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

So Lyle can't talk, but can still sing songs perfectly? I don't get it.🤨

[@thilypad557]

If he’s got the vocal chords and tongue movement to pronounce words and make sounds he’s entirely should be able to speak it makes no sense biologically

[@BADWOLF554]

No no my friend, you get EVERYTHING

[@spencerpommier806]

That's how the magic works bro

[@thefudgems]

Many of us sing songs we don’t know the meaning of, tho, right? I can sing along to several songs in many languages, but I don’t speak all of them 😅

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

I looked it up, and apparently, there are people who can't speak but can actually sing words normally. No clue if that's true because, like- that a second Google search up. But imagine if people actually have this condition, oh god, musicals are real.

[@clown1ng_ar0undd]

the la la la la la haunts me. after the horrid beast towered over me singing its wretched cry in the night, i couldn’t get rid of it. it follows me everywhere i go. i can no longer sleep for fear of that petrifying sound and that horrid beast appearing in my dreams. my wife of 12 years left me and took the kids. this is your fault, lyle. i will make you pay. you ruined my life.

[@perfectblue3]

this is my favourite taylor swift song 🤩

[@histranger5808]

misread that as 12 year old wife and got fuckin whiplash lmao

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

@@histranger5808 nah cuz the way I almost stopped laughing 😭

[@ernie39]

Quoth the Crocodile "La La La La"

[@benskyddd]

ok whats this lana del rey ass song title

[@tzatwar]

feel bad for the neighbor. god forbid he doesnt want a LITERAL CROCODILE WHO ALREADY TRIED EATING HIS CAT living next to him.

[@jasperjazzie]

it's so weird that his cat left him at the end...the cat who nearly got eaten like, the neighbor wasn't cruel to the cat i'm pretty sure,, why tf would it abandon its owner to live somewhere where it almost got eaten??

[@mrcritical6751]

To be fair he didn’t try eating it, he had his mouth open when the cat jumped him

[@thefudgems]

Literally upon meeting he was a jerkoff lol Lyle had nothing to do with his oersonality

[@englishatheart]

​@@jasperjazzieStop referring to living creatures as possessions that are owned.

[@SissypheanCatboy]

@@englishatheart my sibling in crust, it is literally, legally property. If my cat wanders off into someone else's yard they don't get to go "well he's a living creature, he gets to choose where he lives."

[@emwemmy]

I couldn't even focus on the plot of this movie because all I could think about was how HE'S NOT EVEN A CROCODILE, HE'S SHAPED LIKE AN ALLIGATOR--!!

[@SonneLittle]

My guess is that alligators are rounder and since they wanted him to look friendlier they chose his model to look like an alligator But failed since he still look pretty bad lol

[@Manigeitora]

​@@SonneLittleif they want to make a movie about a cute animal and don't think crocodiles are cute, maybe don't make a movie about a fucking crocodile!!!

[@thetoughunicorn1679]

@@SonneLittleoh absolutely

[@feliciaroseantonia]

What if Lyle actually _is_ an alligator but everyone around him just keeps assuming he's a crocodile because of his name and so he just. doesn't correct anyone. like i know he doesn't talk but like still, he's clearly anthropomorphic basically so he could still write & text & such, which means he _could_ tell people he's actually a gator rather than a croc. and yet. he just. doesn't. lmao

[@eh7322]

I have a 5 year old, I have been forced to sit through this movie many a time. Thank you for yelling all the things I have been for months now lol

[@shynye]

Luckily my 5 year old watched it once and was not impressed.. 😅 it's all Pokemon and Ninja Turtles around here

[@bsings7928]

@@shynye nah even your 5 year old said no thanks 😭😭😭

[@shynye]

@@bsings7928 I can't blame him, a humanoid crocodile with Shawn Mendes's voice is truly haunting 😭

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

@@shynye your 5 year old has good taste the ninja turtles are where it’s at i know if this movie came out back when I was 5 I would’ve had nightmares about it for weeks after 😭

[@viridianacortes9642]

Try to make him watch other movies. Like the Secret of Nihm, Land Before Time, Song of the Sea.

[@dobubby4954]

That “la, la, la, la” has haunted my nightmares for so long, never knew it was from a movie- let alone, Shawn Medes the croc. I am now even more scared.

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

One of these days I’m gonna have a terrible nightmare about it and wake up in a cold sweat out of breath with tears in my eyes and start immediately praying out of confusion and fear (I’m not religious)

[@rainajaime469]

i fr thought that shit was edited

[@MrFourchords]

*l a l a l a l a l a*

[@kfishert]

this is HILARIOUS how they put boa constrictors as an "exotic" and "scary" pet, because they're one of the more beginner-friendly snakes to own. super polite little guys, and great eaters, too! edit : they are a larger species of snake and some beginners may find them unwieldy because of that !! thank you for the correction turntechgodhead :D it's important to specify that they are larger bodied animals.

[@jessekuiper1684]

great to eat too!

[@pyro_the_dude]

@@jessekuiper1684 bro what 💀

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

@@jessekuiper1684 how do I delete a comment I didn’t write?

[@jessekuiper1684]

@@OldObscureUnpopularGames You burn it into your memory, into your very eyelids The only way to stop the suffering is to take all of it onto yourself

[@turntechgodhead1975]

were you thinkingof ball pythons?? boa constrictors are super big, and not recommended for beginners because of that

[@windsmith4048]

I feel like this movie could have gone from bad to tolerable if they gave lyle a deeper baratone voice since crocodiles are one of the only animals who use their diafram to communicate.

[@daydream5120]

At least it would fit better than Shawn Mendes

[@giddycadet]

yeah they should have dropped everything at least an octave

[@ames_elaine]

the need a baritone or something like mr. boombastic now THAT i would watch

[@luthientinuviel3883]

This movie feels like an off-brand Paddington but with singing

[@Hamlet2344]

At least Paddington didn't fucking eat a cat (And it had Peter Capaldi in it)

[@kam7061]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thepinkelephant2520]

IKR I knew it had a Paddington vibe

[@SophieSelberg-bk2xy]

Yeah but this one didn’t have the decency to be you know GOOD!

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@SophieSelberg-bk2xy paddington was good? I must’ve seen something different 😭

[@theonlyrosy]

I was watching a very wholesome midroll ad against Jewish hate and when it ended I was rudely assaulted with the Pims kissing with the squeesh sound affect, thank you andy

[@Manigeitora]

Please find some way to make them kissing be considered anti-semitic so we can get this movie canceled

[@electricbathbomb]

Haha mine was for amnesty international. I suppose shaun mendes crocodile is so contentious that we have to be reminded to choose love at every opportunity 💀

[@LiarJudas666]

that was not a wholesome ad if it’s the one i’m thinking of

[@tabambi]

i definitely saw this in the theatre with my friend but i must've trauma-blocked it cause i don't remember any of it now

[@Kenosaurus]

Saw this movie on a plane by myself and god I wish I was travelling with someone so I could confirm I wasn't just tripping balls after the edibles I had eaten before

[@abeehasyed8739]

How did they let you bring the edibles on the plane

[@Kenosaurus]

@@abeehasyed8739 Ya eat em before ya hop on the plane 👌🏽 aka before ya like check in

[@AdumbDriver]

How do I always get away with bringing my own food to the plane? Are you American?

[@wingsoffirecrimsonclaws]

@@AdumbDriver They probably are American

[@SophieSelberg-bk2xy]

I’m American and we bring a whole meal on the plane whenever we fly cuz the plane doesn’t feed you unless you’re in first class

[@urradstepdad7503]

I tried to watch this and got to the part when Lyle danced and sang on the rooftop and had to turn it off…

[@andykingyt]

it’s grotesque

[@Moony-Lighty]

i am so sorry to any child who never read the original book and will grow up thinking lyle lyle crocodile was always like this

[@SophieSelberg-bk2xy]

I read the book as a kid but my little sister didn’t so when we watched the movie there was me who was ready to break the screen and there was her who thought this was good

[@jackofass]

I thank you for being the pure filter for this movie.

[@lostinthemasses]

"Shawn's weird silky voice" is from all of this singing being blatantly pitch-corrected.

[@doctordubstepgaming6706]

i like to make a joke about modern movie's being nothing but cgi where i "sit in a chair " by sitting in the air but the fact that they coulden't even get a real cat makes it feel even funnier

[@genericname2747]

They had a real cat, but the cat walked off set when he found out he'd have to do his own stunts

[@axelrose8481]

it's so funny cause in the book this was based off of he didn't even sing. there was also no kid he lived with. it was one of those books where an animal lived among humans and just did normal people things. i don't know why they decided to pull an entire storyline out of their ass, it was a cute slice of life story, it didn't need a movie 😭

[@reiy8401]

it's almost the same thing they did with Mr. Poppers Penguins except that book did have an overarching story and the filmmakers straight up came up with their own 😭

[@bribrilolzOG]

YOU NEVER EXPLAINED HOW THE CAT GOT OUT OF LYLE?!?!?! DIDN’T LYLE SWALLOW THE WHOLE CAT?!?!😭😭😭😭

[@MrFourchords]

I feel bad for the cat to be honest

[@_Teej_264]

I came to check comments just to see if anyone confirmed the cat got out or not

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

“I can’t talk, but I can sing~!” Colleen Ballinger: me too!!

[@Justinbill8205]

😂

[@mybirdiswierd5307]

I am shocked at your impersonation of every Shawn Mendes song within this hellhole of a movie. It's as if you absorbed some of Mendes' soul that becomes increasingly more prominent throughout the video, like a ghost knowing the foot in the door method

[@casualharpy]

I know this movie is clearly not realistic so why does it bother me so much that Lile wears a tiny sweater around his neck the whole time despite the fact that he could literally not fit in it

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

It’s a sweater? I just a thought it was a tiny dumbass little scarf

[@1dayago843]

You know Lyle's legal team advised him not to talk but they didn't say he couldn't sing

[@ThePixelatedWarrior2008]

Oh my goodness 💀

[@introxgrunt]

I like to believe Andy already had a ton of crocodile-related memorabilia before filming this and just wanted an excuse to show it off.

[@Manigeitora]

Andy Krok

[@theflickchick9850]

Dinosaurs and reptiles are my special interest and every time you showed baby Lyle, I was like "awwwww" and then, even though I knew it was coming, I was thrown into the disgusted stratosphere when Shawn Mendes' voice came out

[@thebigcow6136]

The funny thing is that the animators got the model wrong. Its an alligator. Not a crocodile. Im a zookeeper and omg this ticked me off so much

[@Manigeitora]

I don't even know much of anything about the differences between crocodiles and alligators, but the one fact I know is the fact that's the most visually obvious, which is the much thinner and more elongated snout. I could tell immediately that this was not a crocodile, and I have never in my life seen an alligator or a crocodile anywhere other than a zoo. If anything, this movie might be a great education experience for parents to show their kids how Hollywood lies to you to try to get you to buy products.

[@N-M-Kramer]

Dude I couldn't hear half of what you were saying in the video because I was laughing so hard you deserve more attention

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

I'm convinced this was originally supposed to be a comedy horror movie about a singing crocodile...but at some point they decided to throw it into the generic movie generator and this came out instead

[@faceyl]

Watching this movie during turbulence would probably give me anxiety as well

[@Manigeitora]

"oh god I'm going to die and the last thing I'm going to have seen is fucking Lyle Lyle crocodile" Yeah bro I'd be anxious too

[@ChrisJamesTV]

"he's so cute I wanna see him burst" -andy king

[@Justinbill8205]

😅don’t call the cops

[@caisagrace]

i just watched this the other day and was laughing the whole time because why does lyle have to SING SO SEXY LMAOOOO i couldnt handle it

[@Manigeitora]

It legitimately feels like an adult contemporary musical shoved into a kid's movie, and it makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[@rllykewl]

shawn mendes clearly needed rent

[@womankisserjermaluvr]

i meant he did cancel a whole ass tour lmao

[@JareththeGoblinKing86]

@@womankisserjermaluvr damn, fr?

[@rogerzambranomusic]

@@JareththeGoblinKing86he has very severe anxiety

[@beble895]

I hope your channel grows as much as Lyle did during that unnecessarily specific 18 month time skip

[@alixgold]

The one good thing about this movie is that it’s probably the first time I’ve seen a panic attack accurately displayed in a childrens movie and explicitly named as such

[@rowanzephyr]

i felt like i was the only one who found this movie weird also the autotune and the discrepancy between the voice and the looks of the crocodile gave me a raging headache sitting through it lmao also the way shawn mendes... for lack of a better word moans at the end of a phrase?? he does this weird sigh thing that does not fit with a crocodile and that was all i could focus on

[@Manigeitora]

He literally always talks like he's ready to fuck, and it's really off-putting especially in a kids movie

[@RainyDays2790]

also, that petshop wasnt in manhattan, idk how but when hector steps out on to 42nd street in Broadway he takes two steps and is is in Brooklyn. it was annoying watching that and a few other scenes in this film while being a native newyorker

[@noelsdrawings1547]

As much as I love Shawn and his music, I gotta agree with you. I watched a video similar to this and the woman explained that Lyle was an alligator and a raspier voice would’ve suited him better.

[@vivchim]

THE LA LA LA LA IS SO FUNNY TO ME I DONT KNOW WHY

[@StellaPinkbird]

"He goes from cute to adolescent and creepy" Pretty much every teenager

[@SonneLittle]

Also props to Javier for putting his all, he dance, sung and act pretty great, the only charismatic character in all the movie lol

[@zo81677]

The way Lyle can’t speak and yet he can sing words??

[@msgen02]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a Netflix movie about a singing crocodile, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@GerardiePie]

Wait what's the name of the other movie?

[@msgen02]

@@GerardiePie arlo the alligator boy, so technically it’s not about a singing crocodile but close enough lol

[@GerardiePie]

@@msgen02 Ah ok. I've never heard of it before but I might check it out since I recognize most of the cast. Also it's funny how Brett Gelman is in this movie as well lmao

[@thetoughunicorn1679]

@@msgen02actually the model of lyle is an alligator, not a crocodile so actually you’re correct

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

The only way I would ever watch this movie is through this video or with Andy.

[@Ethan-qs7fo]

The fact that the end of the movie implies that singing is JUST A THING REPTILES CAN DO in that universe

[@chychylove]

Okay but in all seriousness you have an amazing singing voice

[@pogostickz_]

lyle looks like my sleep paralysis demon but if it was voiced by shawn mendes.

[@WillowWeiedo]

Yours isn't voiced by Mendes?

[@spilled_eyeshadow]

i need to bleach my eyes with paddington after seeing this

[@KDConsoleDKqwerty]

Yo, Andy’s voice is kinda fire

[@Rishish]

Shout out to the mom who came up to me with her 4 year old asking where Lyle Lyle Crocodile was because she took her child to TERRIFIER TWO? And the kid didn't like it? So I told her where it was but instead she decided to go to Woman King (even though I told her it was an adult movie and her kid wouldn't like it)- 20 minutes later she came back to ask where Lyle was AGAIN because her kid didn't like woman king. At the end of the night she asked for two free tickets to see Lyle the next day because her kid loved it but they only saw the last 20 minutes. I think about her almost every day.

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I'M SORRY SHE TOOK HER KID TO FUCKING TERRIFIER 2!?!?!?!?!? AS IN THAT MOVIE WHERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GOT SICK AND FAINTED WATCHING BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH GORE WAS IN IT?!?!?! IS THAT KID GONNA BE OKAY?!?!?

[@Rishish]

​@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan Her explanation for why she did it was "She likes Chucky!" Ma'am. Chucky and Terrifier aren't even in the same ballpark. She snuck her kid in too because we wouldn't let kids under a certain age see it PERIOD.

[@jasperjazzie]

@@Rishish what the actual fuck

[@mrcritical6751]

Sounds like the mum just really, reeeeeaaaaaally wanted to see an adult movie and couldn’t work it around her childcare duties Honestly if I’d been working there I’d guide her directly to the Lyle screening them stay outside the room whilst I called CPS

[@Nocturnalux]

@@RishishI saw Berlin at a late night session and a couple took two children under 6. Yes, the movie that starts with a full nudity sex scene with a heavily pregnant woman…and that’s by far the least concerning thing about it. So the kids start crying, because of course, then people start complaining. After the movie a fight broke out and everything.

[@allysonhenry2524]

Idk why but everytime you say "evil Lyle's" I laughed so hard

[@MrFourchords]

I laugh at things like that too

[@nequam0]

He actually sounds really good😭😂 he said beautiful like he was joking

[@alexisdogbo7958]

Yeah, If he was interested and tried to learn, he could be pretty good.

[@_gay_grim_]

No I thought the exact same thing!

[@thisisrenee1411]

good job sticking to the blanket bit the entire video, that takes dedication

[@faithproctor4175]

The absurdity of Hectors character is very on brand for Javier Bardem. I’m here for it 😅

[@pablokult248]

I never got over how jarring it is to hear that voice come out of the crocodile, I jumped in revulsion every time

[@jordanjohnson3043]

This is the most rational irrational movie that my eyes have ever seen, and I don't know how to feel about it.

[@natty.777]

Are we ever gonna address the fact that you can real-life sing

[@lucash8234]

This guy reads the synopsis on the back of the DVD in the supermarket checkout aisle and thinks, "Okay!"

[@bootybanginhomofrfr]

YIPPEE MORE ANDY KING

[@catpoke9557]

The idea of a singing crocodile with Shawn Mendes' voice is horrifying. The model for the crocodile itself, however, is adorable... despite it being clearly modeled after an alligator. Also, boa constrictors, assuming it's not an anaconda, are not exactly exotic pets. They're pretty common actually. Not sure why they'd be in an exotic animal shop lol

[@henryhaden4362]

NOT THE CROCADILE TRYING TO RIZZ UP THE MOM I HATE THIS KILL IT

[@eridiumrat3671]

if i was chased by a full grown crocodile then it started singing my wedding song to me id kill myself on the spot

[@monomorris6599]

Imagine my surprise when a KZbinr I like and the best musician of all time collab for the podcast my mind was blown

[@paigehansen8944]

One time I fell asleep on the couch & woke up to my (now ex) boyfriend watching this movie next to me. I woke up basically at the beginning and saw baby Lyle while still half drunk lol. While I agree about creepy animation of adolescent and adult Lyle…. I thought the movie was kinda cute Not my kinda movie & I had no effin clue where it was going or what the hell I was watching cause I woke up after he started it but it also felt like a train wreck you can’t help but watch? The musical numbers were cringey but also whimsical ? It was a strange experience. I remember multiple times asking bf ‘what the fuck is this?’ And he never answered me. I guess now I’ll never know lmao

[@someonewhobitthedust9124]

This movie should not exist, yet it does. What a world to live in.

[@waffleauflauf4213]

A good amount of my cousins are 18months older than me, and it's been referred to as that for so long I never registered that others may find it odd lol

[@oldfashionedboots2774]

Never thought I’d watch Toby Maguire’s twin reveiw a movie about a singing crocodile… but here I am

[@Fightclubcat]

The kid's parents must be really rich to afford a house like that in NYC!

[@barkergirl33]

Andy's movie summaries are my favorite ones.

[@msjkramey]

Lol i was checking my notifications during your outro when you started singing, but just then an ad for some musician popped up and i got real excited thinking you were pulling a Mister GG or Scott Cramer and were gonna have a parody song. So sad when i realized you weren't 😢

[@andrewb6194]

I still don’t understand why zoos in these types of movies are portrayed as if we’re still in the 1920’s No accredited zoo would keep any crocodilian like that. Especially without water for them to swim in or heat lamps to heat up under. And those bars are a safety hazard, someone is gonna get bit.

[@trip2uranus]

3:42 I’m losing my mind at Andy’s scream

[@alimica]

SHAWN MENDES ATE A CAT SHAWN MENDES ATE A CAT SHAWN MENDES ATE A CAT SHAWN MENDES ATE A CAT SHAWN

[@hiqjix]

There is something deeply alien and uncomfortable abour this movie. It feels like an ai from another planet was forced to watch thousands of cgi animal children's films and this the script it spat out. There is an artificial and plastic sheen around all the dialouge...the plot feels like someone wrote it and then put it through google translate multiple times. Needless to say I am VERY UPSET WHY IS THE SHAWN MENDES CROCODILE WHO IS ACTUALLY AN ALLIGATOR SINGING

[@Manigeitora]

I will never understand modern filmmaking's insistence on having all of the cute talking animal movies be 3D CGI animated now. Talking animals worked in animation in because you can pull off shit in 2D animation that you absolutely cannot do in 3D. Things that look cute or silly in 2D animation end up looking grotesque and alien when you shift them to 3D. It really bothers me that it seems like Hollywood has completely given up on 2D the animation, other than the spider verse movies, even for kids movies. If the Lion King remake had come out when I was a kid, I would have fucking hated it because that movie looks terrible. Why couldn't this have just been a cute little animated picture? Please make good animated movies again!!! Also, what children are listening to Shawn Mendes that you thought he would be a good draw for this movie? I really don't understand it. It seems like every single decision in making this movie, other than casting Javier Bardem because he's a literally perfect and flawless human being, was the wrong decision at every stage.

[@yindi4758]

​@@Manigeitoraagreed😭😭😭when I first saw the trailer for this movie, i rolled my eyes but when I actually saw the movie. I was mostly bothered by Shawn Mendes's singing. Ughhh like he does not suit the character at all! It was so uncomfortable to watch. Should've chosen someone with a whimsical and naive charm to them if they wanna adhere to children. Not a "😍😍LA LA LA Pop star😍😍"

[@kuzcospoisonthepoisonforku2607]

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[@acheyawachtel9409]

It wild that this character was used for Disney’s first phone game

[@MrFourchords]

lol

[@phantomoth]

the snake beatboxing at the end took me out i was inconsolable for at least 15 minutes after viewing that

[@odetowren]

YEAAAH ANDY'S BACKK

[@trackerthewolfdog]

ur "la la la la la" actually sounded good so thank u

[@EleanorDahlia]

you know what kind of animal i think of that would fit the voice of shawn mendez? probably almost anything other than a crocodile lmao

[@huntercool2232]

I’m all for ridiculous feel good animal movies. But I would choose Paddington over this any day! 💀💀

[@joeymckinney]

At least it wasn't Harry Styles is all I can say about this movie

[@reiy8401]

'ello theh oi'm 'arry stoiles

[@seweratwitch]

okay but why the fuck would that old guy just...abandon him?? what the hell??

[@seweratwitch]

also i feel bad for lyle, i just wish he wasnt voiced by sm

[@sleepyy_eyez]

13:11 WHY DID HE EAT

[@spenceduggs]

I remember when "Senõrita" was big. I was working in a warehouse that had massive radios tuned to pop stations, and I heard that song AT LEAST twice a day.

[@BigTa1k]

This movie represents everything I hate about Manhattan. Cuckodile goes hard tho ngl.

[@worstrezwitch]

Thank you for your service. I’ll never watch this Croc.

[@Thorax420]

im so glad someone else watched this movie lol. my partner and i felt like the only people who bothered to do so (we watched it on 2x speed bc its so boring LOL) and its just such a fever dream, you basically captured everything we had wrong with it lmao

[@beachgirl_bev]

Wait so it's just that looney tunes short with the singing frog but for two hours?

[@cabbagechronicles9010]

i’m so glad he watched it and not me

[@litneyloxan]

imagine dyin on a plane watching shawn mendez singing as a cgi lizard

[@COSun25]

I hate that Javier Bardem may not sing in the new Little Mermaid movie, yet he sang for THIS film.

[@MrFourchords]

00:04 is the magic replay button!!!!!!!!1!!!111 (click it now)

[@MrFourchords]

3:34

[@NUISANCE_ANIMAL]

i have never watched this movie in my life, but after hearing the synopsis of it i am very confident i would have been brutally hyperfixated on it when i was 6

[@MrFourchords]

lol

[@Jasmine._.Howard]

I love that you make long form content 🤍

[@MrFourchords]

yes