I give you a choice...

[@BabyCalisthenics]

The funniest part of these videos is Coney happily shaking our hand while chat behind him is screaming for us to not do it :)

[@jingusflorpus4274]

Coney videos have a very similar energy to interacting with middle schoolers for me, where I do not take anything they say even remotely seriously but they say it with such confidence that I can’t help but laugh anyway

[@pup64hcp]

Polar bears, famously denizens of Antarctica

[@joelnub9547]

i love how this game just has kindergartner playground rules of coney just going "nuh uh, you didnt win... actually you lost and are now in hell"

[@poiri]

“Is dynamite still real?” Truly, Coney is one of the great minds of our time

[@cesarTorres-lj1df]

Truly, Coney is one of the minds of our time

[@orb3796]

He´s right tho dynamite´s only use is in cartoons lmao

[@thesadfather1239]

He’s not psychopath tho

[@thegoat526]

Stay in school kids

[@TheAioliGamer]

"A polar bear will eat you on sight, but you're not going to Antarctica"

[@char1194]

"75% of animals will attack you on sight" What we've learnt here is that animals hate Coney

[@silvesta5027]

75% of animals attack Coney on sight

[@Mariobusters37]

​@@silvesta5027i would too

[@SpookySkeletonGang]

"75% on animals will attack you on site" This is a self report, coney clearly has not gone outside before.

[@sinou319]

imagine if 75% of birds that fly over your head just divebomb you 75% of all squirrels you see bite you 75% of bees just sting you for no reason and god forbid you're working on a farm i think most of humanity would just not leave their homes at all anymore

[@wyventhemage]

@@sinou319 more animals were likely to attack us in the past but we drove them away from our major communities, I get Coney's point even if I don't entirely agree

[@lordnatu]

@@wyventhemage It's still not true? Most predators will only attack you if you come close. I think the only animal for which this is true is mosquitoes

[@DoMorrMusic]

Isn’t that just Australia?

[@ProtoForte]

@@sinou319 I think he meant 75% of all species, not of each species. Either that or 75% of currently living animals, which could exclude most birds but contain almost all lions

[@vikmin4deluxe456]

I fucking love how the chat is just calling him Poop Boy the entire time from the Cringe Confessionals

[@mmgmagic]

"You have to go out of your comfort zone to find them [Pokemon]" *Pokemon can literally be found in grass.*

[@princegoatcheese9379]

That's out of the average Twitch chat member's comfort zone

[@luigifan001]

Most gamers do not touch grass

[@Roatsky]

Evil Genie/Coney be like: Aggressive land shark chasing you for 50$: L Aggressive land shark (garchomp) living in your city for nothing: W

[@Fickle2]

You have got to wonder why Satan was more reasonable than the genie

[@streif2684]

75% of animals attack you on sight but they can't shoot laser beams and shit

[@alejandromolina2802]

Or be invulnerable to all form of psychical damage, if a tyranitar stumbles upon a city gg

[@VVheeli]

Pallosand literally making beaches uninhabitable on its own.

[@alejandromolina2802]

Or mega/non mega gengar making any source of light a potential place to lose your soul

[@IanZWhite00]

I mean, 75% of animals don’t even attack you on sight. Even most apex predators generally prefer to leave people alone That’s barely even true of like, wasps and shit, cause you have to get close to their hives, or like when you get too close to a bear’s cubs Y’all disrespect the intelligence of animals too much. They aren’t out doing shit and attacking people for _no_ reason, there’s always some motivation

[@streif2684]

@@IanZWhite00 The point is, coney acting like it ain't a big deal when there's a 75% chance you're out on lake day and gyrados decides it's time to hyper beam.

[@srsbizman6649]

Imagine being a coney sub (OMEGALUL) and you had to sit through him making the most despicable tier list you’ve ever seen only to immediately follow that up with the worst Shitty Genie imaginable for that Pokemon hypothetical alone. Could not be me.

[@noah52_]

it was me :(

[@BictorBedeFan]

don’t let this distract you from the fact that a gorilla is 4-9 times is as strong as a human

[@5darkelves994]

Alright coney in case you didnt know there are pokedex entries that literally say certain pokemon will "destroy the world"

[@BLazeWigglytuff]

But also there is a pokemon god who would likely stop it

[@VVheeli]

Ones making black holes, as hot as the sun, literal bullet punches, Regigigas pulling fucking continents for fun, regular bugs like butterflies being as big as a hare. No fucking thanks.

[@levanPrankster]

There is a fairly prominent theory that the Pokédex is written by the protagonist or other children who catalog the Pokédex. Which would make sense cause most “SUPER OP” dex entries just break physics in a way a child would writing about a hot slug. I am fairly certain he knows about the dex entries cause no one can shut up about them.

[@mojojojox5043]

@@levanPrankster Everyone uses the Magcargo entry as the one that doesn't make sense. Someone has actually done the calculations and it wouldn't instantly destroy everything due to it's size.

[@5darkelves994]

@@BLazeWigglytuff no it doesnt say it can destroy the world, it says it will

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Coney, if I have all of the powers of Superman, I can literally just leave.

[@Armydillo62o]

Pros to this series: usually some Shantae music in the background Cons to this series: whenever “Pokémon” is mentioned in a question, it’s a guaranteed L

[@Ivy64_]

Coney what the hell am I gonna do when Heracross decides to flip my house over with it's horn. I'm not talking house flipping either, it throws it FAR. What do we do when Regigigas causes continental collision. What about the US government weaponising a Tyranatar. I could keep going.

[@whaloob]

The US would TOTALLY weaponize tyranitar LMAO

[@mac30yyz]

What are you gonna do when Magcargo comes anywhere near you, completely melting you them as it emits heat hotter than the sun

[@Ivy64_]

@@mac30yyz Coney would argue the pokedex doesn't count, that's what he'll do

[@TheBomberman122]

I mean countries already have nukes and are happy to use them whenever they want to prove a point. I still think humanity wins in terms of danger.

[@ODISeth]

Coney is the funniest D&D DM

[@swordmasterarie7752]

Gotta be honest I liked this series better when Coney also participated and needed to make decisions

[@LooseCo]

You don't get more participating than being the actual genie

[@swordmasterarie7752]

@@LooseCo Well in the first episode of the series he was being the genie AND also had to make decisions in the same way as chat, which I thought was a lot more fun. Not that this series is bad now mind you, but I did really like that first episode a lot more than any subsequent ones

[@LooseCo]

@@swordmasterarie7752 idk I like this format because it makes me laugh every time Coney gives chat a completely undeserved L and chat just erupts in anger

[@dr.burger6018]

I already knew the second half of the dairy queen pizza one and still had no idea if it would be an L or a W because of how inconsistent this genie is

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

“75% of them will attack you on sight” So just actual Pokémon, then?

[@savage8315]

that charlie dono had me DYING

[@soulreaper2008]

I mean that sand thing isn't so bad. It doesn't give a time limit so I'd just eat a pinch of sand like once a month lol

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

“You get all of Superman’s powers” Does that include the ability to shoot miniature versions of yourself out of your hands?

[@HeftyDan]

You press the red subscribe button BUT YOU MUST LIKE THE VIDEO AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS AHAHAHAHAHA

[@chandlergoldsmith8440]

this is such an L omg why did I do this. NOOOOOOo

[@princegoatcheese9379]

I love when Coney plays Shitty Genie because he gets to torment his chat with inconsistent definitions of what an L is

[@BelianTamashi]

Final Fantasy 7 with Lightning is literally just Final Fantasy 7 with Cloud. No I'm not kidding

[@Duvi0]

Twitch chat really needs to temper their expectations, they know Coney's one goal in life is to make them all cry and piss their pants, no matter how dumb he makes himself look in the process You're not owned if you own someone else harder

[@bregghaines1656]

This game is straight up 2 50/50’s. First you have to decide if the catch is gonna be bad, and then you have to figure out if Coney finds the catch bad enough to declare it an L.

[@Ed-1749]

75% of animals dont even attack you on sight. Like, 99% of animals wont attack you if you arent right up to them and you dont suprise them. Even some bears dont do try to fight you. Also we literally got 3 final fantasy 13s, they even made 14 then went back to 13 and almost made a 4th. We dont want any more lightning.

[@seanhogan9196]

Nawh his FF decision is completely tight. It's legit a video game, you aren't forced to play it. It's not replacing any games. It is just another game. It's like, a restaurant of a cuisine you don't like opens nearby. Is that definitively bad? Your fav still exists, other might like this one, and maybe you would too

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@seanhogan9196 In fairness, there is the potential that it could delay a similar normal remake from getting made. I don't think it's super likely but there are possible drawbacks

[@TheBomberman122]

@@stephendonovan9084 you could say that same thing about the example used. Because that restaurant opened up that means a different business can't have that space.

[@stephendonovan9084]

@@TheBomberman122 I never said it couldn't

[@OverZeelous]

I don’t know why but Knuckles the Echidna going “YOU LITERALLY CAN’T EAT SAND YOU MAD MAN” is so funny to me

[@J242D]

1:09 “My hand is black liar” my sentiments exactly lol

[@gamecubeking]

75% of Pokemon attack humans on sight. Suddenly Hitchcock's The Birds start playing out in every major city, except the birds have super powers.

[@toxic_shr00m]

8:20 Coney, 0% of animals shoot lasers out of their eyes

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"You died, you became Superman, but Superman is weaker than babies" WHY WOULD BABIES BE FIGHTING ME, I'M NOT EVEN A WORTHY OPPONENT

[@Kay-im6ht]

That whole "you have to rely on others to survive" is so funny, because it just described living today

[@sussyamogusguy1540]

Coney is older than the average but his content will never get old

[@byrontheusurper6505]

i don't want dairy queen pizza, because I live in a country where the only fast food chains we have are Subway, mcdonalds, burger King, kfc, a couple 5 guys and like 3 mythical Pizza hut that noone has seen but everyone knows exist!

[@theufua]

By virtue of that Pokemon hypothetical Yes. Many animals will attack you on sight in real life. But none of those animals have the ability to literally burn your skin off by blowing air at you, or putting a manhole-sized hole in your torso for looking at them wrong.

[@techattack6803]

The way Coney says "But!"

[@chrisray7728]

%75 of animals can't control the weather, but Pidgey can.

[@TheFectoElfilis]

That last one is actually just real life. It already happens.

[@Numbuh24Insane]

So you get the Super Speed, the Flight, the X-Ray Vision, the immunities, indestructibility, Regeneration of Superman but at the cost of everyone else being stronger than you? That sounds like a W.

[@17raysplays29]

Beedrill is a giant wasp that canonically kill humans. There is nothing that would make that existing worth it.

[@heruhcanedean]

8:46 The craziest thing tho, polar bears aren't going to Antarctica either. The word translates to "opposite of bears" From google : The word Antarctica comes from the Greek language, antarktikos, which means "opposite to the Arctic". In turn, Arctic comes from the Greek word arktikos, which means “of the bear” There's seals and penguins down there, polar bears live at the north pole

[@sethbarley3884]

75% of animals don’t use flamethrower or or have psychic ability’s to fuck my day up

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

“What do you guys have against Dairy Queen” I mean, I know for a fact that the employees at the one in my town do not wear gloves when they’re making food, so… yeah, that’s what I have against DQ

[@byrontheusurper6505]

damn I just got 10 Dollars!

[@minejack7773]

This is probably my favorite video series on KZbin

[@moretti8922]

In 14:39, it basically says that in order to gift the person anything they want, you have to give one of your possessions in order to obtain the item. You can't get a job nor get money (unless you plan on giving it to them), so you would have to live off of someone else you do however keep whatever amount of money you owned before you took the wish, but it can only be given to the recipient. Also, it has to exist in order for it to work, which is why it said no super powers or solutions to problems

[@ArclinusCastoral]

Let's be real goddamn clear: pokemon ALREADY attack people on sight, that's why you have your own to fight them. Basically it's just regular pokemon. What I'd be worried about is those groups of slugs that are hotter than the sun.

[@wichiewamirez5599]

Seeing chat get upset fills me with glee

[@galagatorgames1317]

10:55 I can't believe that Coney got the same question as Altrive did

[@SJMan2022]

If pokemon were real, imagine how bad war would be, houses probably wouldn't exist, and rouge pokemon would just genocides would be more common. I highly doubt humanity would even get the chance to get steel, let alone get modern technology.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

honestly I might concider infinite dynamite, i might be able to make some neato pyrotechnics out of the materials...

[@J242D]

Just blow up random shit in the desert for fun and sell it whenever. W

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@J242D also that!

[@kiptelgat]

Coney imagine pokemon equivalent of a roach infestation, mosquito, or a ratataa in your house.

[@elysianhex2007]

75% of pokemon already attack humans

[@hydro5168]

The real shit is that Coney was right about the pokemon thing because everyone was like "bro there will be a Mewtwo in the city" as if there are Brown Bears frequently in the middle of New York City or something. Like obviously they're not just going to be in the middle of where people live.

[@Oscar_Milde]

I would simply bribe the land shark with my newfound $50

[@artvanderlay8703]

Coney is the poster boy of “Source: trust me bro.”

[@incenityyt]

11:56 that's literally Invincible 🤣

[@FrankEShaw05]

I never knew that coneys left and right hands were on the other arm, really cool that hes able to come off so confident despite his disability

[@omlett6482]

5:13 ngl to those that are into vore/cannibalism taking that deal would be a W. Eat most of your partner, touch the leftovers and watch as they return to their normal self.

[@muzuchama]

better hope their partners still want to be with them after being eaten

[@omlett6482]

@@muzuchama Obviously they'd have to agree to it first. You know what they say: "Always ask for consent before eating your Significant Other"

[@OverZeelous]

I’m into Vore and that is an L. I would not want to eat my ex (even if he is a delicious pan of Mac & Cheese), nor would he allow me to either. There’s a reason why fictional admirations are called “fetishes” while real life arousals are called “kinks”.

[@kurtsamuels3817]

“If everyone is super, no one is”

[@DarkestNova556]

The Superman one doesn’t make any sense. Because having ALL his powers means having Super Strength.

[@shoosh316]

>Website where the gimmick is that they are dillemas >Coney decides whether or not you won Die

[@bormahtiid]

Coney could be a Dungeon Master with that kind of narrating

[@chaosjoey123]

12:00 Oh no I would become weaker than everyone, this is completely different from reality where I'm only weaker than most people. Surely flight, super speed, strength that would allow me to come out of a car crash unharmed, ice breath and countless other coventent powers are just not worth it.

[@chowderdx]

Everyone dies because Coney doesn't know pokemon lore. Just think about all ghost types. Dark types. We are all dead.

[@generousgeoffrey]

The dairy queen button popped up in one of Altrive’s recent video. Glad to see there are like 19 questions total on this site

[@jpshy1130]

Chat was on point today

[@ToiletWolf12]

Okay but the Superman one is so dumb everyone else being stronger than Superman would advance humanity an unbelievable amount

[@shoopydoopy6062]

coneys lack of animal knowledge continues to screw us over

[@illford]

Coney just mad he has to pay if he breaks his pinky

[@thecarpman5]

PoV: someone went outside and caused a Pokémon to summon a black hole

[@marlinmurrell620]

Bro, why did I see "based satan" in the chat? I bursted out laughing when I saw that lmao

[@faefriend5702]

You know Coney I don't know many animals that can make meteors and flood cities

[@ExplodingDuckBrigade]

One singular bucket of sand. How big is the bucket? This is a W for me

[@AccelgorTheNinja]

My fucking school gave Ringo an honorary Doctorate Degree

[@eggnogi1286]

Not a single fish in the sea will attack a human on sight bar an orca. 75% is the most insane take I’ve ever heard in my life

[@yungguh5341]

FINAL FANTASY 7 WITH LIGHTNING AS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS DOPE, CONEY IS BASED

[@tenacity25]

5:40 if you ate your girlfriend, you could turn everybody into your girlfriend yeah that prompt was TERRIBLE because the only good results are really screwed up things that you shouldn't ever do

[@ty_cax]

the Genie was exceptionally merciful this time around

[@emilemerian3740]

I want a fighting game but with popular members of fighting games community and Coney to be a playable character with a move that throws a can of mug root beer that summons the shitty genie, dealing damage and pushing back ennemies where he appear. The first player to touch the genie gets a random buff and a random debuff

[@plabcentral630]

The dynamite killed me. It’s definitely still real.

[@ethanweebberry2930]

Bro the poop one is gonna make me stinking rich I have Ulcerative Colitis lets go!!!

[@JB-fd8jy]

I don't care if a god is trying to kill humanity. As long as I am able to own an eevee I will push the button

[@LexSchilperoord]

So many Pokemon and you choose the one that is just a dog

[@JB-fd8jy]

@@LexSchilperoord don't care eevee is cute and this pokemon is more like a fox

[@ofrifurman8274]

8:30 100% of pokemon attack humans on sight in the video game

[@no_one_to_see]

I'm just vibing to his background music, absolute banger

[@homeslice5414]

I would have taken the Pokemon deal; My life would finally be interesting

[@fan.of.nintendo]

Persona pfp

[@homeslice5414]

@@fan.of.nintendo damn i even have the pokemon protagonist hair irl :/

[@orangefroot]

LMAO THIS IS SUCH A GOOD THUMBNAIL

[@robertlasher9246]

Some Pokémon legit destroy the earth from existing…

[@shabootiqui5136]

I work at a dairy queen and I can confirm that it's a decrepit husk of a place

[@villagecommenter8262]

CONEY: We're playing Sh*tty Genie! KZbin: Hmm yes, this is ROBLOX.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

why is the superman one an L? Idc if everyone's stronger than me, I'll just start no beef and go about life with my cool powers!

[@microwaevy]

At this point it feels like Shitty Genie is just Coney's way of being a DM with shitty DND scenarios for twitch chat OMEGALUL

[@TheScar3cro]

It's insane, that people argued against the Pokemon deal. I mean... in the games almost every Pokemon attacks you on sight until they're caught, so there is no catch. Just have your own Pokemon defend you

[@aquadose7866]

Even if everyone is stronger than you, Superman is basically invulnerable so you wouldn't die. Also, although everyone is stronger than you, you can still fly and shoot lasers so it's not like you can't win fights if you have to. Also also, you said all of superman's powers? Including the ones from the original comics that are no longer ever used in modern superman media? Like being able to shape-shift etc? I think that this is still a good trade off

[@HikaruOfTheWind]

Dynamite was literally invented for safety, so I'm sure infinite of it is fine

[@Phillap4]

I would still hit the button to make everyone but me stronger than superman