I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again (Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine cover)

I'm doing it, I'm actually covering this song. It was inevitable baby. This could have happened to anyone, life is just fun like that.
A Warhammer 40,000 twist on "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" by Obscurist Vinyl: • I Glued My Balls To My...
LYRICS:
I glued my balls to my butthole again
By the Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole!
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh Emperor!
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
My chapter doesn't want a life
Of watchin' their man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, brothers, fuckin' please, just take me back
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard!
Glued my balls, It was inevitable, brothers
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God Emperor, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Sweet Emperor, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard