Imperium Girls: FULL SONG | A Warhammer 40k Song Parody

[@android17mate]

Remember everyone. If GW claims this….its canon

[@kraigshall]

..... by the emperor

[@isaacgraff8288]

I'd say its canon without GW

[@joshuasepeda3289]

This is always canon.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Comments like this are the reason this ain’t canon

[@dimitriwarchief301]

(Cause they can’t copyright it

[@natru5431]

It's now my headcannon that whenever the Imperium rediscover an old song from our age they just make a cover about praising the Emperor/Imperium

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Which is a very Imperium thing to do

[@pwh1981]

Wonder what the Imperium cover of Gangnam Style would be like.

[@Speeds_Gaming_Corner]

This just sounds like Faith+1 but 40k

[@m31i0n7]

@@pwh1981 Xeno Slaying Style

[@lordazn]

Imagine this with the DKOK's use of BOOM BOOM BOOM as their theme

[@plasma3064]

You know, with all the thousands of battle sisters out there, I'm sure there's at least one with a big sense of humor who likes to sing funny songs when the Sister Superior isn't watching.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

100% plus there must be a band like that in some paradise world.

[@arionofotherworld]

@@juliane.mfarias9285 Definitely, and i think the song would make it to the radios/voxes of several Hive Worlds too.

[@yawarapuyurak3271]

I mean, music isn't banned for them. Have you heard church corus? or nuns that have a christian rock band? So yes, this is cannon, and you can't convience me otherwise

[@vikeif]

Fool! It is lead by the Sister Superior!

[@lutokill4784]

​@@yawarapuyurak3271but pop songs and rock are a thing of hereticsls ans chaos cultist

[@98liquid]

Guardsman 1: "Hell Yeah! We're Winning!! The Sisters are here!" Guardsman 2: "How can you tell?" Guardsman: "They're playing this jam now in the Vox Communications!"

[@SlimeandToast]

"Oh." (explosions and enemy screaming)

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

Imagine being guardsman and hearing this blasting from a Valkyrie coming your way like Fortunate Son

[@sebastian114]

@@ottovonbearsmark8876 I honestly would not know what to feel at that point

[@Prince_of_Despair]

A named chaos space marine appears:

[@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj]

Guardsman 3: oh no...

[@jordantakahiro5481]

“We don’t mind guts on our Stilettos” is such a good line. 😂😂😂

[@SkippertheBart]

Hard as nails.

[@paulkerr7320]

Especially when you realise the blades used by the Death Cult assassins are stilletos...

[@FurrnWolfy]

The only song that you can listen in any battlefield and wont cause you get shot by commissar.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

He put it on after all!

[@redcell9636]

That's because the Commissar just mainlined the E4 mafia's recommended combat stimulant cocktail; and he is _straight vibin_

[@Soul_404.]

This and the free bird solo, got to become a servo skull in style of course

[@jmr2408]

I'm sure one could find a reason if they tried.

[@rukeyazu8669]

@@jmr2408the mere mention of deamons is heretical… so…

[@elultimosoldado300]

after a year we have this great song, the wait was worth it.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Cheers!

[@elultimosoldado300]

cheers brother

[@aideng-0.033]

I’ll cheers to that

[@elultimosoldado300]

cheers

[@F0ck_Minorities]

Fun fact, i watch the first video a day ago and recently found this video recently

[@El_Presidente_5337]

A million worlds, an uncountable number of citizens and indy artists. In my mind, this is canon.

[@janehrahan5116]

I disagree. All art would be regulated. Indie artists would be very much not allowed being an avenue to heresy. That said this is absolute cannon.

[@funnelvortex7722]

The inquisition would not only approve of this but also recommend it to be used as propaganda.

[@griffinflyer77]

@@janehrahan5116this is not true. The imperium has artists plenty. Read “The Carrion Anthem” by David Annandale.

[@CidVeldoril]

@@funnelvortex7722 Unlikely. The song mentions daemons and Choas. That's enough to get good old Fyodor on your case and have your planet's population sterilized. Remember the months of shame?

[@mortarion9813]

​@@janehrahan5116 Bold of you to assume that the Imperium can actually moderate every inch of their domain. The Underhives alone must have some wild music scenes across the Imperium.

[@lberghaus]

This is 100% a recruitment advertisement for Sisters of Battle.

[@Mina_the_Doll]

i am a girl; me and my friend listened to this song; we watched 1 hours of the warhammer lore; and are now ready to serve the empire and play warhammer games

[@yendrian44]

The darker the universe the most wholesome the fandom lol

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

The brighter the universe ....well.....

[@Dragonmafia7]

I don't know how that works but I like it. WH40k has a very welcoming community.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Specially Ork fans

[@TheWrathfulOni]

We all gather in cheerful and gleeful racism

[@galacticpotato833]

Wh40k fandom is like 2 tables, one with guys faking racism and xenophobia just for the laughs, they k ow they aren't like that, while the table 2 is real xenophobic racists, table 1 don't talk with or about them

[@chocolatecaake_]

Girls don't need makeup they need a sisterhood , power armor and bolters

[@jacobfoss7783]

The Emperor Protects!

[@riven5677]

Don’t forget the flamer

[@SirusCreed]

The perfect woman

[@imscary2]

you can claim your space marines are women. they dont have to have "boob armor"

[@somuchtocook9159]

@@imscary2nah mate I’d stick with the sisters of battle

[@sqocks8254]

An unexpected but very welcome full version. ^^ _Merry Sanguinala everyone!_

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Merry Sanguinalia!

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

Merry Sanguinala!

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

Merry Sanguinala!

[@Firewarz217]

Merry Sanguinalia!

[@redcell9636]

Merry Sanguinala, May the Sanguinor great you, and may the Emperor Protect!!!!

[@VintageMarine]

THE EMPEROR HAS BLESSED ME! I THANK YOU!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

You're welcome!

[@sauronkiller23]

Too wholesome for slaneesh to pervert... too friendly for khorne...the messege is too clear for tzeentch and it cannot be rotted for nurgle

[@ThomasErnst-p8v]

BY HOLY TERA!

[@seancooper5804]

idk bro this maybe top tier brainrot

[@R3dn3ckY0da]

@@seancooper5804 you sound like a heretic

[@Matheus-uv1dc]

9 months from posting it hit 999k views, tzeentch has his ways

[@Sock-_-man]

​@@seancooper5804idk man, kinda sounds like heresy

[@wrestlerwannabe]

I sent this to a friend of mine, and they said that they didn't like it. They have since been purged for their heresy.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🫡

[@Charlie94781]

The friend was left alone since everyone can have an opinion

[@setup0181]

@@Charlie94781 Heretic!

[@captainvanghn]

​@@Charlie94781Is that treason I hear?

[@darkturtle9996]

@@captainvanghn ACTIVATE IMMOLATION PROTOCOLS STRATAGEM AND GET THE HEAVY FLAMER BROTHER I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER USE FOR 2 COMMAND POINTS

[@funbro99]

Funfact: A commissar could find this and order a kareoke night on the grounds for morale boosting and unity training. It would 100% be canon and legal thing to do.

[@daelnelbel]

It’s the Imperium, legality only exists in technicality.

[@numberc8420]

There was a supplement for Space Hulk where you throw a Space Marine dance party to boost morale.

[@shadows_assassin3131]

Definitely a Ciaphas Cain idea

[@pallidhand9756]

Commissar: I know the enemy is not far off, but KEEP DANCING! This ritual will gain us favor from the emperor!

[@jbark678]

"The karaoke will continue until moral improves."

[@TheWarmachine375]

Chaotic Voices: *releases the full song of Imperium Girls* Me: "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one."

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Thanks! Only had to work on it a year ...

[@amanthatlikesfromsoftware]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasthe hard work was greatly appreciated.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!? OHMNISSIAH BE PRAISED!

[@XSilver_WaterX]

Imperium charges 40 Thrones for full song. 10 for the Cover skins. EACH! I literally gave my left arm for the album and by Emperor's teeth, it's awesome!!!

[@dinoz2113]

This is great 😂

[@ritche444]

THE EMPEROR HIMSELF HAS GRACED US THIS SANGUINIALA!! LET'S GO!!

[@adrianmedeiros615]

Am I the only one who imagined the emperor, the custodes and the sisters of silence, having a party using this song and everyone dancing in the throne room?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hehe

[@redwitch95]

Either that or Emps just throwing a silent rave, disco lights included!

[@oskarkrolak9523]

All of the above is the true canonical answer.

[@TheQiuetOne]

I could see a Sister putting this on in her tank and having the rest of the squad singing along to it as they stomp out the heresy of wherever they happen to be deployed

[@hanchiman]

It seems like some humans found a really old Prehistoric ancient object called "See Dee sengle" in Terra and managed to make it work by looking thru ancient forgotten devices. The voice might been gone but they managed to capture the melody and this melody become a popular song among the file and ranks of Imperial Guards just to boost their morale.

[@amraniussilber5244]

Commissar: Well... That worked... Psst, call the inquisition, just in case... Sergeant: Aye sir! ... Kinda bop tho, not gonna lie. Emperor be praised.

[@hanchiman]

@@amraniussilber5244 I hope they don't find anything from "Mari Kareeh" Winter music

[@UmbraPsi]

​@@hanchiman you mean the slaanesh demon that only comes out every winter to try to subvert the holiness that is sanguinala

[@hanchiman]

@@UmbraPsi demonettes

[@UmbraPsi]

@@hanchiman true, all I want for Sanguinala is you.. is a great song to parody for this I think

[@relogos]

Merry Sanguinala and a happy new millennium (of heretic burning)! Emperor protects!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Hear hear!

[@Ironman99-c8e]

Thanks you

[@l.....AppleJack.....l]

Emperor protects!!!

[@Chaxar]

The Emperor protects! And glory to the Omnissiah

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

-glory to the laughing god- The emperor protects

[@williamswensenmotta1692]

I like to imagine that a recording of this song survived into the 41st millenia, to be found by a group of battle sisters and praised as holy gospel

[@JerrybutTaller]

I dont care HOW many anime girls they put in the psyop, im not joining the Guard!

[@guillermoenriquesoutosalaz3490]

Heretic Traitooor

[@SamuelHopper-nh2ei]

I'll join with you

[@fastsnake1]

That's odd... it almost sounded like you said you didn't wish to be in the Imperial Guard, surely I must be mistaken. You do wish to honor His name and serve in The Emperor's mighty Imperial Guard, no?

[@JerrybutTaller]

@fastsnake1 I uhh.. I... HEY LOOK HE SAID CORPSE STARCH TASTES BAD *runs away *

[@RogerRoger556]

* gets shot *

[@Braintuner-yv7mi]

When this is rediscovered in 40 thousand years

[@vibechecker3168]

Space marines: slay in the name of the Emperor 💅

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

DON'T CHIP MY NAILS, HERETIC!

[@Justachannel-u9w]

Space marine - My Nails must be perfect like our emperor

[@chocolatecaake_]

If ghetto girls in sister of battle form existed this will be their motto

[@GwainSagaFanChannel]

​@@Justachannel-u9w I HAVE SPOTTED ONE OF THOSE EMPEROR CHILDREN ASTARTES

[@virtuesoath9130]

That would be the Emperor's Children

[@matehegedus9762]

Damn.... they made a full version of it. And it is good holly molly. For the EMPEROR, you all did a good job be proud! :D

[@jonathanryan9946]

The Emperor blessed us this Sanguinala. Now we have a blessed counter song to flithy Xenos and Heritical propaganda.

[@alexl6644]

Indeed, my Brother. This Sanguinala was a most blessed ocassion. May the Primarch and Him on Terra smile upon you this coming cycle!

[@Charlie94781]

We should still give aliens the benefit of the doubt since many Tau and Eldari just want to have peace and humanity must prove that it’s altruistic

[@redfireeverstar2651]

I commented that "you can travel the warp, but nothing comes close to the golden throne" in your last post of this song. I'm glad you used it for the full thing. That is awesome!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

It remains a badass line!

[@redfireeverstar2651]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas You and everyone involved in this project did an awesome job! This is fantastic!

[@devastater97]

The hilarious thing is that this is 100% fine by Inquisition standards so, if you're a guardsman or whatever and start singing it could be considered as you just boosting morale and your CO would probably have the whole unit join in.

[@namethis658]

No. Reference to Chaos and Daemons will get the listener populations exterminated. Sometimes, it seems to me people know jackshit of the lore.

[@jokerman9623]

​@@namethis658I could smell this comment

[@namethis658]

@@jokerman9623 it just baffles me how people write bs like this and don't even think for a moment what the in-lore implications would be... or all their knowledge of 40K comes from memes.

[@onyxsuccubus]

@@namethis658 And it just baffles me how some people are so damn invested in a fictional world that they want to stamp out any semblance of fun or humor from the fandom. Fun fact, WH40K was created as satire, and is more anime than most anime. Cope, seethe, and mald.

[@namethis658]

@@onyxsuccubus fun and humor does not mean shitting on the source material. And don't you dare lecture me on "it was originally satire", you're lucky I'm not in a mood to type the entire 2nd amendment to give you a hint It's not 1st edition anymore. With your approach, what's the point of having any lore at all, if any moron out there can invent whatever shit they like?

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

I can Just Imagine Slaanesh and Nurgle tied up khorne tò his throne, so he cant escape, and torture him making a endless loop of this

[@delta9915]

All according to the plan

[@ryourockzax7508]

Korne internally: yes!! This is all according to the plan

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

​@@ryourockzax7508 wait, so khorne Is a guy Who love girl sing and being tied up, are we Shure that isnt khorne the God of excess?😂

[@ryourockzax7508]

@@miriamemanueleforneris3701 nah, more like of someone how secretly like the song but don't want other know that

[@delta9915]

@@ryourockzax7508 I was going more for tzeentch to be frank

[@junaugust2705]

slaanesh's been pretty quite since this dropped

[@Galactus78]

The Blood Raven even took a break from stealing stuff to join in

[@Spudtron98]

Nah, he's just stealing the show.

[@yellabeezy669]

I like to think he's celebrating after the recent "acquisition" of a new relic

[@-Raylight]

"This is Imperium Girls" "Dear Emperor..." *"There's more"* *_"NO"_*

[@leafheart3213]

This is unironically better than the original. The background music, the way it’s sung. It’s just a better sound.

[@JozenBlank]

As someone not in the Warhammer fandom, shit like this makes me wish I could afford it.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

You can definitely enjoy it for free, though! I personally have 5 cadians I found in a second hand shop, some spooky boys from AOS and a single necron from the 90s.

[@JozenBlank]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Yeah, I know there's cheap ways to do it. I just already play Magic the Gathering and Dnd so I just dont want to spread myself too thin lol.

[@mguy5923]

@@JozenBlank The Black Library website has some good deals on occasion, where you can get a novel for $10 every month in the first week or so. Can be handy if you like reading and are strapped on cash.

[@zealousdoggo]

​@@JozenBlankthat only means you have a few months to play with while in scheduling hell for the next session! Plenty of time to praise the emperor. _laughter trails into crying_

[@truechaos8329]

There are the video games you could play. Not expensive there. If you have the money for a game that is.-

[@demonarorah164]

WERE GETTING OUT OF THE WARP WITH THIS ONE!🔥🔥🔥

[@ekhidna4]

Who knew Space Marines could make such great backup dancers?

[@starbound100]

When Robot Gorillaman said that he wanted to write a tome on how to win any and every engagement situation, he meant EVERY engagement situation. Yes, this includes dance-offs.

[@GrizzlyHillsRadio]

I think we all knew.

[@Akabeche]

​@@starbound100you made me laugh out loud, the punchline took me by surprise lmao

[@horrordimensionfanfic1376]

What will be next? Walk like a egyptian by necrons?

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Oh god. That'd be hilarious. QUICKLY, SOMEONE WRITE ME SOME LYRICS!

[@Leglessolas]

Walk like an Egyptian is for Thousand Sons. Necrons get a bit of Chumbawamba’s Tubthumping

[@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR.]

Walk like an Egyptian is for Settra and the Tomb Kings.

[@Thestormthatisapproaching5]

Firefly sung by the tyranids.

[@TheGreatThicc]

0:58 I love how it looks like the Russ is staring at them like "Oh throne not the Marine too..."

[@jeffismywaifu4093]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DAEMONWORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥

[@Broadcast13-9]

We’re making out do the Eye of Terror with this one

[@SonnyBear5]

On Sanguinala-eve, the Imperial Guards gather around the vox-broadcaster to see what "special surprise" the Commissar has for surviving the previous campaign:

[@GarkKahn]

Another campaign?

[@ellishurst8502]

That too ​@@GarkKahn

[@arlodurham2040]

This is absolute definition of *Blursed.* Thank you for this absolute gem.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Most welcome!

[@actionman9451]

So this is how they distract the enemy, while they confuse them with the song and dancing the other Space Marines sneak up behind them and take them out lol 😂

[@feartheghus]

Out of context the lyrics sound like a cult advert

[@TheIllusiveMan11]

Quick, everyone download the song before GW flags it to be taken down

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Dunno if they'll win from Katy Perry 🤔

[@TheIllusiveMan11]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Fair

[@ieuanhunt552]

Remember if it's flagged for copyright it's official canon.

[@harishmohan4478]

This song is a true representation of the strength of mankind! I blast this battle song at max volume in reverance to the God Emperor!

[@alastorentertainment6090]

This song is probably used to put Dreadnoughts to sleep. Or wake them.

[@stephenfitzgerald9769]

“… and the God Emperor harkened to the hymn that the Sisters of Battle sang, and He heard that it was good.”

[@ondrabroz888]

I’m gonna need a karaoke version of this stat. Next karaoke party is gonna be lit

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Good idea!

[@soranurasukimo1424]

Blood raven captain:BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Blood raven: distracting sir take their property Blood raven captain:……*already stolen everything*

[@DeveonMoore]

Words cannot describe how amazing this is, 😢 this made me cry with Glee. The Emperor be pleased by his choir of angels.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

🌟 Blessed be!

[@Id_k_]

Omg it's here!! The Emperor has blessed us! The wait is so worth it!! Merry Christmas everyone!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Merry Xmas!

[@carlomendezjr5727]

I got a warhammer ad for this video Too perfect

[@alexanderrahl7034]

That modded World of Warcraft scene with the Battle Sisters dancing was 👌 Idk how they did it, but its nice

[@AstraBuilder.01]

That was me :3 tnx you so much!

[@sjbmmaverick7574]

Inquistor: Hello sist- FUCKING WHAT

[@volrag]

I choose to believe that immediately after this, the inquisitor turns around looking for the commanding officer only to see Astartes joining in.

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@volrag I can see the inquistor annoyed while thinking: "I should have stay in the ship and drinking something"

[@Jánooshh]

IT'S FINALLY HERE NO WAY

[@repoman2749]

based

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Dreams really do come true!

[@glitchmaker010]

Yes, I've heard the whole song while just "checking it out of curiosity"

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Right. Totally understandable!

[@DustyGamma]

Fuck, I literally nearly knocked something over when I started dancing in my chair... Was The Emperor's will it didn't fall!!

[@zearcjustice7837]

it's cannon now , there's a sisters of battle idol group

[@xzenitramx666]

The sister colab with the Raven guard.

[@slayazes3925]

There needs to be stories of these two sisters of battle going around with a salamander dancing after every battle

[@vashani]

Banger of the year. All years.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Wooh!

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Next do a song called "Boyz jus wanna gud WAAAGH"

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Feel free to write me some lyrics!

[@indi_prime]

​@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I couldn't help myself. ChatGPT helped, but my inner Ork added da dakka. "Da Boyz Jus' Wanna Good WAAAGH!" 🎶 [Verse 1] We come 'ome from a mornin' fight, Da Warboss says, "When ya gonna fight right?" Oh, Warboss, mate, where are da little 'uns? Cus' da boyz dey jus' wanna WAAAGH! Oh, da boyz is itchin' for WAAAGH! [Verse 2] Da klaxon rings in da middle o' da night, Da Mekboy yells, "Wot ya gonna do wiv' yer life?" Oh, Mekboy, ya know, you’s still da smart one, But da boyz dey just wanna WAAAGH! Oh, da boyz is itchin' for WAAAGH! [Chorus] Dat's all dey really want, WAAAGH! When all da bashin’ is done, Cus' us boyz, we wanna WAAAGH! Oh, da boyz jus' wanna WAAAGH! [Post-Chorus] Boyz, dey want, wanna WAAAGH! Boyz, jus' wanna WAAAGH! [Verse 3] Us gitz 'av a shiny new choppa, An’ use 'er to take on da rest o' da world, Wanna walk through da blood while lil' 'uns run! Oh, da boyz, dey just wanna WAAAGH! Oh, da boyz is itchin' for WAAAGH!

[@stevengreen9536]

Female captain: Congrats girls we got number one on the charts of the Sisters of Battle Radio!!! Female band troops: EMPEROR BE PRAISED!!!

[@GarrettCaldwell-Young-gk3lj]

Good job, Sisters!

[@CaptainFirespitter]

I can’t stop imagining a gloriously ridiculous scenario for this song, but damnit does it have me celebrating Warhammer; *A Sister Superior suddenly awakes to the whole building shaking violently to an unnaturally loud sound* *Fearing Noise marines are attacking, she rushes into the main chamber in full battle gear, ready to meet her enemies* *she stops dead in shocked wide eyed silence just to see the entire chapel of sisters vibing hard to the max, alongside any other imperials who investigated initially only just joining in afterwards anyway* *She’s just taking all this in silently, processing everything in complete dumbfounded stupor, even to how there’s members of the Mechanicus and Astartes acting as dj’s and security among others of every single shade and flavour of imperial loyalist imaginable present, represented by all the different kinds of members being there; from the lowliest worker to the highest orders and even a member of the Custodes gloriously right at the centre being there for Representing the Emperor himself* *Somewhere in a quiet corner, a nervously vibing servitor, random citizen and space marine being suspiciously stared at by a Dark Angel, Grey knight and inquisitor menacingly while drinking, never breaking eye contact* *all this is happening before the Sister Superior, everyone oblivious to her presence before a canoness, who’d been getting prepared to someday replace the Sister Superior someday for her potential being shown, realises her presence and stops dead in her tracks* *the entire party screeches to a stop, everyone silently staring back at her as an awkward silence falls across the entire building. The Tech priest DJ stops the record and lowers himself to slowly and quietly hide behind the DJ booth* *The sounds of cricket’s and a falling can somewhere fills the empty silence as they all nervously stare at each other, beads of sweat, oil and sacred lubricants dripping down from foreheads or their equivalents* *just as the silence is about to reach its zenith for chaos to break loose, a random servitor, serving drinks obliviously approaches the Sister Superior, looking down at it stunned as it breaks the silence* “Drink?” *She and everyone else looks at it, frozen in place, look back at each other, sharing the same wide eyed expressions, unsure how to respond* *The Sister, After finally processing everything gives a simple, shy shrug and a smile and joins in the party* *Everything goes into full throttle, Now the SIster Superior leading her fellow members for the dance troupe as the seasoned and experienced dancer that she is. Everything going to full swing and gone to another full level of vibe hitting the full galaxy with its shock and sound* *Across the galaxy, the other factions feel the vibe one way or another; The Tyranids cease their current consumption and go for their party in their hordes, The Orks raises their own guitars to meet the sound, The Eldar rolling their eyes slightly saying how they owe the Eldar for their music, the Drukahri smile maliciously to let humanity cook but waiting, Ynarri and Exodites don’t care, trying to ignore it, The Leagues of Votun, although skeptical, are happy to trade their ale for the party. The Necrons Grumpily try to ignore the constant shaking of their tomb worlds, unable to sleep due to the noise. The Tau try to enjoy their own music but constantly annoyed with it being drowned out* *Farsight and his enclave quietly stare out across the stars from the top of a hill, hearing the vibe yet in contemplation to the future while enjoying the sunset, sword at his side and helmet off to feel the wind as it gently blows past him* *Chaos seethes and copes, hating every moment of it, yet silently in the shadows, out of sight do nobody will see them, the less traitorous members and upset in their circumstances, quietly tap their feet to the beat loving the vibe and relieved their loyalist brothers at least have something for them* *All this plays out across the galaxy, felt across all planes of existence from one side to another, the Great rift even growing by the smallest margins, is a little calmer as the galaxy feels the vibes of the music* *And even as the song winds down, the music coming to an end, on the throne of Terra, despite the immovable image he is and the indomitable form he is* *The emperor, as he sits to his place, through one action that shakes the warp and reality itself in the monumentally powerful effort it takes* *Smiles* Merry Christmas everyone. And have a happy new Year.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Niiiiice

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

This must spread

[@Charlie94781]

The Tau also join the party and the imperial loyalists realize that aliens can be brothers and sisters of humanity

[@Almiral_Kazama]

The best Christmas gift we could have been given!!🤩 Glory to the Emperor!! ✨

[@Xavier-dw7kr]

Space marine said cadia stands immediate 10/10.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

I knew it was a good idea to include that!

[@Xavier-dw7kr]

When you spend a lot of time in darktide with a cadian veteran character, you tend to observe a bit of their culture.

[@HappyCamper907]

One hell of a recruitment video. Makes becoming a guardsman seem like a fulfilling career choice.

[@thecataoisekai3384]

Only to die less than a day on yhe frontline 😂

[@herbderbler1585]

Picture a colossal church descending from the heavens directly into the heart of a pitched battle blasting this loud enough to make even the Noise Marines say "noice."

[@noregrets3925]

Imagine you’re a greater demon just got summoned into battle and when you get banished this is the last thing you see

[@thisisalie-ft8cv]

Beautiful 🥲

[@Vankodek]

This is the sort of thing the Shadowkeepers have to keep in the Dark Cells beneath the palace, for such a mighty song could bring untold destruction to the galaxy if it were released.

[@redquoter]

Ultramarines: Taps feet reluctantly. Iron Hands: Taps feet mechanically. Imperial Fists: Lightly bobs head. Dark Angels: Dances very, very subtly. Blood Angels: Dances a bit, then calms. Ravenguard: Dances stealthily. White Scars: Joins in with a smile. Space Wolves: Joins in with a laugh. Salamanders: Started the dance with the sisters.

[@MarquisLeary34]

I know want to see Corvus dancing like the goth kids in South Park

[@Franz0818]

Lamenters: Dances but most space marines are bound to wheelchairs (they just have another run in with tyranid fleet) Space Sharks: Dances but no one can see them, especially Tyberos Blood Ravens: Steals the spotlight Sons of the Phoenix: F•CKING GROOVES

[@geraldtheoctopus1594]

The while thing was an alpha legion plan to get everyone in one place

[@kv-2537]

Alpha legion: they are the girls

[@hunter-qw3by]

Black Templars: Going all out.

[@mrbushi1062]

This song slaps so hard. This needs more views completely underated

[@nebelwanderer4974]

Wasn't expecting this to become a full song anymore. Thanks for this fantastic Sanguinala (and/or Squigmas) present though.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Unless I forget, because I am an old man, I keep my promises!

[@codyfightmaster6277]

Not a song we wanted. But what we needed in the WH40k community. Merry Christmas one and all. From the Grim darkness of the Far Future.

[@imtired9395]

The wait was worth it.

[@ten_of_diamonds7575]

"We don't mind guts on our stilettos" that is the hardest thing a girl could possibly say

[@mehtevas2653]

I just had an idea of how to make a melta in real life

[@Corrosion15]

Yes finnaly!!! The best Christmas present ever

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

You've been a good boy this year. 🎅

[@therealcarlxii]

The dancing blood raven is amazing

[@Littlekiraneko]

I am so playing darktides to this

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Bangin' idea!

[@Theundeadking-jx6rq]

I need this on Spotify immediately

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

One day!

[@orion1041]

I wish I could like this twice with how good this is

[@mateuszbanaszak4671]

Thats the best christmas gift we could imagine from you! Merry Christmas!

[@fredzioo4807]

IT was Worth to wait for this banger!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Cheers!

[@agrimlex8988]

What a glorious blessing, this wondrous piece of art! The Emperor truly smiles upon us this day! Happy Sanguinala everyone!

[@Neollogia]

I can totally picture a marine gutting xenos in battle while listening to this song on his helmet.

[@Zoie3x8]

3:03 a salamanders brother getting his victory dance on alongside the battle sisters. Unorthodox diplomacy, but definitely a morale booster.

[@AaronGoodTastyJams]

I now know what is canonically coming out of the laud hailer on the dialogus model now lolol great stuff

[@WeDieStanding948]

This is awesome! One problem though... All the Guardsmen are still dead.

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

There are guardsmen in the video!!ALIVE

[@GarkKahn]

Only in death does duty end

[@WeDieStanding948]

@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas THANK THE EMPEROR!

[@letendreelliott8778]

Through death and toil the Guard marches forever onwards…

[@E.F5980]

Blood Raven vibing hard while the rest of the chapter acquire more "gifts".

[@BeavisSaves]

Of course its a Blood Raven dancing with em. They love funky beats as much as they love *GIFTS FOR THE CHAPTER*

[@MegatronYES]

“We don’t mind guts on our stillettos” lmao I just started painting an Inquisitor and I can’t stop thinking about this line ahha

[@battlesister1559]

Merry Sanguinala to you as well, Chaotic Voices!

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Cheers!

[@rvdb9573]

First “from iron cometh strength” now this, a double song surprise right before Christmas. The emperor has truly blessed us.

[@343happyspock2]

Another fine edition to my collection. Trazyn the Infinite

[@tuxedeoboi9155]

Noise marines been real quiet since this came out

[@jochannon]

One of the duties of the Sororitas is maintaining morale in Imperial forces, so this is a live recording from a concert given for offduty Imperial troops mid-campaign. Like this comment if this should be canon.