i go on a date

i go on a date
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Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

will u go on a date with me

[@shawnoxley1501]

no

[@samhatch1217]

yes

[@txbased1659]

Yessss

[@cameronsmith1614]

Yes

[@VeganDefinition]

When you eat animals you promote violence, deforestation, the oppression of slaughterhouse workers, and the spread of diseases such as COVID 19. Go vegan for animal rights💚🌱

[@ElinorMahoney]

I love how almost all of his videos are titled like diary entries

[@Arawsc5766]

Hey Misaki

[@ElinorMahoney]

@@Arawsc5766 Hey baddie 😼✨

[@Arawsc5766]

@@ElinorMahoney how u doing?

[@stayfrosty7564]

😁

[@ElinorMahoney]

@@Arawsc5766 I'm good, hbu?

[@blacktrickstar4659]

I’m shocked this video didn’t last 3 seconds

[@lemonman6423]

Me to

[@benfisher9322]

Gotem

[@WalterTheClown]

Ladies and gentlemen..... We got ‘em

[@accountformusic4376]

The date may have lasted more than 3 seconds.... But what comes after the date won't 😏

[@mochacrossing1567]

@@accountformusic4376 it'll last one :*

[@nola.dagoat]

The impossible finally happened im surprised

[@nola.dagoat]

@Beefy Animations LOl

[@beef_boss]

I'm surprised that he actually was able to talk to anyone

[@nola.dagoat]

@@beef_boss same

[@Gi_the_guy]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LOL

[@shaggystoner5235]

If Graystillplays can get a sponsor anyone can

[@Ya_Boy_Roy]

I loved how he managed to redeem himself with Merley and secure the date, only to push his luck with 1 more text and get blocked.

[@gluchie]

“Lauren- I think I can do better than you.” Bye 😭😭

[@mariahpinky]

Right she was the prettiest🤣🤣

[@jesalt8230]

Your name's Lauren?

[@baldpusheen]

nice franziska pfp

[@gluchie]

@tem thank u!!

[@gluchie]

@@jesalt8230 yeah 😭

[@lightningmcqueengayming3340]

POV: You’re on a date with a man with severe Parkinson’s Disease

[@Eyebrows842]

POV: You are a man with severe Parkinson's Disease

[@mikeread4329]

Hearing him talk like that during the ad doesn't fit him lol

[@adrianpaul1985]

i realized everyone goes out of character when they do ads

[@helllllloworld]

ikr, but we must let our boy get his coin

[@SlinkyRobin]

The ad is scripted so it makes everyone sound out of character you can tell because a lot of other KZbin’s have said the same thing as poofesure just did

[@minion_bazz]

@@helllllloworld agreed. We should still remember that most popular youtubers make a living from KZbin.

[@jasminemcdonagh6830]

man needs to get his coin

[@inserthahafunniusername9656]

"Jessica is pretty but looks smart. I think this is our girl" :D "I'm tired of Jessica" :'(

[@BlursedBear]

"What's your name again? Jessica or something? I can't remember" -poofesure

[@inserthahafunniusername9656]

@@BlursedBear :-:

[@jesalt8230]

You made a cover of "Billie Jean" but with Poofesure?

[@inserthahafunniusername9656]

@@jesalt8230 yeah it sucks lmao but I try

[@jesalt8230]

@@inserthahafunniusername9656 That's all that matters

[@noahcorcoran5591]

“Hope this doesn’t catch anything on fire” *immediately knocks candle over*

[@DownRightStudios]

9 minutes later *points blow torch at her eye*

[@liefnielson]

I haven’t watched your videos in a while, you’re SPONSORED now? He’s all grown up 🥲

[@ravsmotivation627]

Nah he does sponsors every once in a while

[@tonyisnotdead]

it's sad and pathetic that a mature youtuber to you is one that sells out

[@heisenfu]

hes evolving from smashing wiimotes, to smashing girls

[@supersanex_x]

He can't really... Because they don't have a lower half of Thier body

[@mplostyt4071]

Nice original thinking

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Go to jail.

[@mplostyt4071]

@@D.KlWA-aG UNO reverse card

[@D.KlWA-aG]

@@mplostyt4071 you just reversed it back to yourself.

[@guenffer]

jessica: (pounds table and has an angry face) poofesure: *iS sHe mAd?*

[@chloetocalife5485]

Lol

[@_typhoid_mary_]

“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.” I feel attacked.

[@americangriot6223]

She was giving very much bisexual/lesbian tho.✋🏽😭 I should know.💀

[@polik3192]

Ok

[@Gaish]

@@americangriot6223 i'm shocked straight men have a gaydar LMAO

[@GarrulousHerald]

@@MountainisFullofDragons Is anyone going to tell this dude it's just him? And that he doesn't need to pretend everyone else is gay to validate his own sexual preferences?

[@wgbee1242]

@@MountainisFullofDragons that’s just you bro

[@JakeJones19]

alternate title: trying something for the first time

[@thecatch6299]

Ooooooohhh

[@jaybird2955]

Nobody: Jessica: *casually watching Poofs stupidity in admiration as he's pouring wine all over the table*

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"it's gonna be just like the 1700s again" Modern-day Brits: *O Y*

[@floppademon1506]

As a Brit I can confirm

[@ceilingfan3589]

OY mate you have a ciggy

[@floppademon1506]

@@ceilingfan3589 never heard anyone say that tbh

[@ceilingfan3589]

@@floppademon1506 how u lovin the queen and yes I'm being stereotypical

[@rmye0721]

A bit rewd innit?

[@JordanThiessen]

*hits table* “Are you mad? Is that what it means?” I thing it does

[@australianclaude_527]

The funniest part is he’s actually mad at this

[@lastlife0726]

"Is this not enough food?" It finally happened. Someone who wants 1,026 chicken wings.

[@tessyboy7158]

"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that." He said what I was thinking.

[@blyndeaf8503]

Why?

[@SuperFlyGamingPants]

@@blyndeaf8503 because she looks like she listens to gang starr

[@blyndeaf8503]

@@SuperFlyGamingPants I was asking what SPECIFICALLY makes her seem that way. And I wasn’t asking you, but okay. It’s self explanatory she thinks she looks like one.

[@Idk-fj9xh]

@@blyndeaf8503 she looks like a lesbian

[@SuperFlyGamingPants]

@@blyndeaf8503 i don’t think she’ll reply so i was trying to do you a solid

[@Dellors-Civic]

3:26 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to spilling wine

[@akdec0092]

12:07 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to a blowtorch right in front of their face.

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

11:23 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to you spraying them in the face

[@ceecie5776]

Imagine going out with someone 😔

[@Dellors-Civic]

@@ceecie5776 I feel you. I've been wanting to ask this girl out for long time, but covid. Fuck covid

[@markymark443]

The telltale signs of a psychopath.

[@trevrah]

"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that" I choked on my soda!

[@Momo-zs9nk]

Eww, ur profile pic

[@floppademon1506]

@@Momo-zs9nk Bruh

[@Momo-zs9nk]

@@floppademon1506 ew

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

@@Momo-zs9nk Ew, your comment

[@Momo-zs9nk]

@@SilverAceOfSpades eww, your pfp background. Get out of here, disgrace

[@wandanation7251]

“my brother beef boss” idk why i’m emotional

[@shmeeelady6616]

“The ‘HAIR’ of Campbell soup” ☠️☠️☠️😂😂

[@its_swrve9838]

Is anybody else wondering if this is the same Jessica that slept with Science teacher Mr Wilson?

[@d.jmooreburner672]

Lol

[@WolfgangX]

Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur

[@GHOSTSPINS]

@Azura I dont

[@bridge2far927]

@@GHOSTSPINS Same

[@spiderking7976]

@@bridge2far927 Just look up "Jessica did you sleep with your teacher"

[@cloutelfin8323]

“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.” I STARTED DYING

[@hugocollingridge6858]

"Let's have some wine" Proceeds to demolish every entity on the table

[@jonahfalcon6488]

We all know who he really wants... Abby from wii sports lol

[@jonahfalcon6488]

Yea Abby lol, autocorrect for some reason 😐😐

[@hye2354]

ABBY

[@Lovebird77]

What about Wally?

[@abbyfromwiisports1773]

i’m right here

[@SB20333]

@@abbyfromwiisports1773poofesure needs you

[@iron298]

3:05 " Hopefully That doesn't Catch anything on fire" (Knocks over candle)

[@troybrown5907]

I love this dude every time I’m in tears when I wach his videos😭

[@hankbrown8062]

For real tho

[@TrollerNinja69420]

Wach?

[@pgboxerm2977]

Mary? Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that ^skips her^ I laughed so h a r d

[@emilystefik8177]

6:54 "are you mad jessica?" no she's really excited for your next date 💀

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Jessica: why won't you light the candle, poor my wine, pepper my food, and hand me the brownie Also Jessica: let me just chill on my phone instead of talking to my date This game is surprisingly realistic

[@Tastefulgurburt]

I never knew he had such good table manners

[@silasmack7331]

Damn this man self-esteem is so low they have to download a dating game on computer wait that's me

[@poopityscoop839]

Why you gotta degrade yourself like this, Silas?

[@silasmack7331]

@@poopityscoop839 why not

[@Animated_Cinema]

Me: *Looks at my phone for 000000000.1 seconds* My mom: 14:11-14:16

[@pickle8913]

It should be 0.000000001

[@RowdyOwen]

Right

[@jesalt8230]

While you're .1 seconds in your phone, edit it so it's .00000001

[@huh856]

4:45 the way he says that makes it so funny

[@Off_Season-]

14:09 poofesure sounds like a dad talking to his teenage daughter at the dinner table

[@Frenemies.]

Honestly beef boss needs to be in this game. Like as the main character

[@jtmcf]

Except then Beef Boss and Abby can have fun all night

[@Frenemies.]

@@jtmcf This is page 57 in beef boss's diary

[@Frenemies.]

@Amber Lmaooo ur fine haha

[@darknrg_vr3818]

1:53 " Mary's interested in man I don't believe that" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adityaiyer1982]

3:45 -- Best analogy ever

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

“Mary is interested in men,I don’t believe that” me trying to convince my family I’m straight so they will love me

[@SimpleRye]

Is it just me of does Jessica look like Lily from Lily's garden?

[@silkwurth]

4:26 bruh this shit has me dying😂😂

[@accords__7485]

"I hope that won't make anything catch on fire" (Lit candle tips over"

[@ryantoth2992]

10:09 You died. lol

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Can I finish that sandwich?

[@alexanderhopkins917]

You want mayonise with that

[@Awesomespade3]

And a nuclear bomb too kimmy?

[@CREB07]

Dont you mean OUR sandwich

[@candygurll6103]

Don’t you mean MY sandwich and MY money?

[@polik3192]

You should give it to your people, most food they've seen all their lives

[@thatgreenguy6994]

14:09 What my English teachers tells the girls in my class every day.

[@antp4576]

👁 👁 👄

[@spockslefteyebrow8327]

Gross

[@Dellors-Civic]

Poofesure- "tHe SuPrEmE qUeEn Of ThE FrIkEn EnGlAnD"

[@madalinesymes1142]

I just watched a 5 minute ad just for poofesure... hes lucky I'm a simp

[@benwesley5260]

That one time Poofesure casually informed everyone he is bisexual 🤓

[@karasaekano]

Wait is he really?

[@Swedishkittyshots]

@@karasaekano nobody really knows, he never talked about it so we mostly joke around that he is due to him jokingly flirting w both men and women

[@smoothwalnut]

WHEN

[@nou8792]

punches the table and stares at poofesure* poofesure: are you mad?

[@eileenruth_]

Wally should have been one of the options

[@thecatch6299]

This is honestly the funniest video I’ve seen from you lmao and I love like every one of your videos

[@patrickjdrahman]

12:04-12:13 "You're gonna be looking like a semi truck by the time we're done" "Hmm she seems to be handling that fairly well" *as he torches her eye. And then the way he just drops the torch and moves onto the next item to INVESTIGATE I AM DEADDD 💀💀 best video ever I'm literally dying of laughter

[@lunarzion]

14:01 is no one gonna talk about how he landed it?

[@finnwallace3751]

8:47 sexual harassment achieved 😎

[@bomamba7132]

I need more of these 😂

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

6:36 That's so typical.

[@supersanex_x]

I wouldn't be surprised if his dates were actually like this

[@Chimichinking]

5:21 i lost it 🤣

[@parzyart9139]

The title of the video sounds like an icarly episode

[@TheMick7M3]

Of the other two available choices, the man chooses the damn torso. Legend.

[@arronmiller4881]

2:23 My names Arron with two r's 😂

[@craigmcmillen5674]

I thought this day would never come.

[@aname7721]

Boxing add right at the punching part. Perfection

[@Icerope-km9lu]

“Ed...that isn’t even a girl name.” (Cue Cowboy Bebop fans laughing)

[@pressu_re]

The thumbnail makes me feel like she’s asking me to hand over my soul.

[@TheAlexJohnson]

I feel it's only fitting I got a Headspace ad right after the wine glass head punching

[@Fjyrr]

I’m so glad I found this channel😂😂

[@MarioMVasilev]

"Hopefully that doesn't catch on fire" *the candle falls over*

[@floridity]

at least he’ll have some kind of experience for when he actually does go on a date. if you can even call this experience

[@karleighramos2025]

Beef boss watching: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@rachelszeto2774]

LMFAO Jessica’s face just watching the wine spill on the table 😭😭

[@bellasiffel]

"Mary is interested in men" *I don't believe that*

[@aalirillazz5558]

I swear to god RAYCON is taking over KZbin sponsorships

[@wjohn4779]

Hope the date gets better

[@marcdube6225]

This is the quality content we have been waiting for

[@mr.porkchops8192]

Blind date 12:08

[@noaahhhoke4012]

4:18 😂😂

[@butterbar2337]

“I hope nothing catches on fire” *knocks over candle*

[@Earth-bx3yy]

“I hope this sets nothing on fire.” *knocks it over*

[@howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187]

Next video: I go to the ER for my pregnant girlfriend

[@edwardjones1045]

Attempt 5 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game

[@thejuic3b0i64]

“Drink the substance it will make all of my flaws seem better”

[@TheJeepGuy04]

This video is so funny I come back to it once in awhile just to laugh

[@luvrite]

11:35 "laughs in patrick mahomes"

[@greenstorm529]

I'm still anxiously waiting for the last vids of Tomadachi Life

[@bobsaget2374]

i legitmately died of laugher oml that WAS SOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY

[@StardustShihTzu]

I know this is the complete opposite of what you should do on dates, but damn this was hilarious 😂

[@deliriousdan41]

4:40 I’d be scared if I was his date😂

[@drsausage5864]

9:10 then your channel would’ve been called Poofesa

[@kenzie4217]

I love watching poof becoming increasingly aggressive with each date

[@luckysmom51]

"Mary is interested in men I don't believe that" I'm happy I decided to watch this video is very funny. Lol

[@leeman635]

am i the only one who clicks on his videos and likes it right away because he ALWAYS makes me laugh and my day better?

[@CoopLipski]

2:00 Short for Edwina, turn to the right

[@tapinwardly]

4:20 dude was definitely reading "ketchup" while trying to form a sentence

[@soyboy0297]

This is an exact replica for when I go on dates

[@draculena]

you’re going on a date?!?!! ugh i’m so jealous 😡😡🤬

[@minou2980]

aaaaaaaaaaa