i go on food network for the wii and the chefs die

i go on food network for the wii and the chefs die
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

i've never heard of these bizarre dishes like 'eggs and bacon' or 'quesadilla' before, this game is wild

[@VeganDefinition]

Cheese. It's made from milk that was stolen from a mother cow that she intended to use for her calf. The stages of dairy production are rape, farmers masturbate pulls to collect sperm and then use their hands to insert the sperm into a female cow in order to impregnate her. After 9 months pregnancy her child is kidnapped on behalf of people who support stealing milk from cows to fulfill their selfish pleasure. Cows only produce milk when pregnant so this is why the raping process takes place. You may not have known because society wants to cover up these atrocities as you blindly support these disgusting industries and give them your money. After pregnancy male newborns are murdered for veal which is an alternative word for baby cow flesh, the female newborn is kept and raised by the dairy industry to become a milking and rape slave just like her mother. This all happens on behalf of the people who continue to turn a blind eye to what animals endure and won't take action on the atrocities that they are supporting.

[@officialmoai3107]

yes

[@sirelixir]

yes

[@VeganDefinition]

Standard practice for murdering pigs is hanging them by their feet and cutting their neck open until they bleed to death, or gassing them to death with carbon dioxide poisoning where they scream for their lives and suffocate while burning from the inside out. Undoubtedly, anyone willing to pay for pig flesh are the reasons for this violence. Will you choose to be weak and turn a blind eye to the truth or accept it and fight against oppression?

[@ajpvxx]

same

[@Jozerian]

All jokes aside, I really love these bizarre obscure wii games that poof has been playing recently

[@tori5315]

me too. my favorite vids tbh

[@Manasamafangirl]

Me too

[@GalaxyGamerJayde]

Same they are so funny XD

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree, man.

[@zectrr]

He hasnt just been doing this recently

[@DevDoesGaming]

There's no way I would wait 27 minutes to cook a virtual sandwich on a Wii game.

[@hunterbell9609]

I have this game. I found it at a flea market, and was giddy wondering how Poof would possibly be able to navigate this game. Accuracy is dictated by the precise forcefulness of the swing. One crucial element of the game is the SPEED TIME button on the nunchuck

[@melz4766]

FR plus its fkin CHEESE and BREAD why couldn't you just use the STOVE?! like it's called GRILLED cheese not BAKED cheese?!

[@DevDoesGaming]

@@hunterbell9609 You know, that might be a good thing to know when playing the game lol

[@ConnorMiller417]

I can only imagine Poofesure going on Hell’s Kitchen and watching him and Gordon Ramsey go at it. He’s actually be giving Ramsey a run for his money! 😂😂😂

[@skelecogaming2890]

Why did I think you meant them fighting to the death and not poofesure giving Gordon Ramsay salmonella from a cup of water?

[@ajanitor4981]

There’s actually a Hell’s Kitchen Wii game

[@easiestcc6451]

@@ajanitor4981 lets tell poof to play it then so that ramsay can yell at beef boss

[@psychxmania]

YESSSS.

[@PsychoticFemboySlvt]

I would love to see a shouting match between these two

[@adrianzamudio9688]

My grandma has this game, everytime I go over I play the hell out of it. It’s such a random game but definitely a childhood one

[@holographictacosalad]

Could you imagine Poof being a contestant on a Food Network cooking challenge show? When he's the first to get eliminated, he starts screaming obscenities and throws Wii remotes at the judges.

[@texasforever6950]

I would pay an obscene amount of money for that honestly

[@P_araps]

that's implying that poofesure just brings a wii remote with him wherever he goes honestly i'd believe that

[@flaminiarufo3602]

Omg i want to see that

[@GTron13]

The judges would never eliminate Poof. He has his beef boss wiimote with beef motion plus inside.

[@HALFNUTCLARITY]

@@P_araps it implies that he has multiple too

[@CherryBlossommoon]

Imagine if you saw two people come out of your tv and they randomly pull out a miniature table and begin judging your cooking?

[@theepicduck249]

10:42 was like the hardest laugh ive ever laughed

[@stinkybac0n]

lmao same, genuinely made me tear up

[@melissalonla]

A casual reminder that "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is nothing more than a slogan created by Kelloggs to sell more cereal

[@odeefromdawic]

Scientifically, that’s cap. Your productivity and energy will be at less than 70% of your potential without propper nourishment before mental or physical exercise. There’s a reason schools harp on kids getting a good nights sleep and full breakfast before taking the ACT’s

[@xiaospiss]

can confirm, eating breakfast makes me feel nauseous until noon

[@Gatzucortezemmanuel357]

Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day tho

[@pesto..]

@@Gatzucortezemmanuel357 favorite ≠ most important

[@adamafam4412]

All I need for breakfast is a beer and a dab and some nice and I'm set 🥵

[@Catpaw616]

I would imagine Poof would be probably be one of the contestants to be eliminated first in a cooking game.

[@mageyplss]

The way he pronounces quesadilla makes me want to cry

[@ericksheldon3870]

ON GOD it made me so angry

[@rock4glory713]

Hes trolling, chill. Like the way he said debris in minecraft.

[@cocheeseknox7440]

Reminds of how my sister calls them quanzadillas.

[@crazykip143]

That’s how you pronounce it in Spanish

[@gouldiloof]

@@crazykip143 it’s like ‘dia’ not ‘dill uh’

[@mayaford6122]

Breaks into your house through the TV then wants you to cook for them, the audacity. 🤣😭

[@fruitberry.milk.2002]

I never saw it like thar 😂

[@vlover15OO]

Am i the only one who thinks the animation in this goes pretty hard actually

[@GayLuigi333]

Yeah the quality of this game is a lot higher than wii games of this type usually are

[@ciscokid3430]

Especially for shovelware, i wonder if some of the models come from something else maybe 🤔

[@DarkDragonSlayer]

I like how white poof is when he said "quesadilla" with that kind of pronunciation. it's pretty funny

[@trombonesarecool1]

my trust issues skyrocketed when they showed making coffee on a stovetop

[@chiefgstar8966]

Well making coffee is no more than taking very hot water and pouring it over coffee grounds. All the coffee pot does is boil water and then dispense it over the grounds

[@Artifis0743]

I make coffee on the stove.

[@joniiodsalz]

@@Artifis0743madman

[@金カトゥラ]

I also make coffee over the stove. We also do it in Haiti as well

[@Artifis0743]

@@joniiodsalz Its no more than boiling water and adding it with ground coffee. Nothing special

[@shadowtart5424]

2:57 I started to chuckle when Poofesure spilled an egg all over the counter and then laughed like Woody from Toy Story

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@tylern6420]

countered eggs, my favorite

[@HikikoSpace]

I love you poof. Thank you for all the entertainment and rage.

[@scopolamineyt]

Poofesure: And thank you for wasting my money.

[@yourmother12403]

dont be gay

[@cobracommander6420]

5:44 Poof’s reaction sent me 💀😂

[@kevinperron5767]

Yeah ma too🤣🤣

[@Percussion-clips]

7:26 kid named Austin: 😁😁😁😁

[@thatdoggoo]

I still can’t believe food network made a wii game 💀💀

[@hnjn]

bro really said "case a dilla" instead of quesadilla

[@joeslinky]

And tortilla instead of torteeyah

[@JackDomenabc]

A lease

[@jasperjazzie]

and he was so adamant about it

[@ZAR911]

Caseohdilla

[@Budderman18]

Wait until you hear his pronunciation of “jalapeños”

[@JK-lu8zg]

I always love it when Poofesure plays bizarre Wii games 😆

[@pesto..]

9:52 “wheeeee!“ **SPLAT** I pissed myself a lil that was so funny

[@majestyaph6227]

as a child i would rage over this game and poof has now completely relived that for me. thank you

[@TB-ut5uz]

I kind of find it funny how at the end he said he hates cooking but he's played every papas game in existence

[@vrb-.]

You know your console peaked when there is a food network game on it

[@RealColbalt]

5:15 Just laughed so hard at this part. Probably the most funniest part of this video ever.

[@ZAR911]

And 10:41

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

5:15 - Phone: 911, what's your emergency? Me: 2 very famous Food Network chefs ate raw bacon and eggs and one of them fainted! Please get here, HURRY!

[@skittlesmcdittles3741]

Ramsay: “What are you?” Poof: “A idiot sandwich.”

[@ace5050]

Poof be like “lemme wait till they tell me somethings burning” and two seconds later being confused as to why it’s on fire

[@brucelau2023]

Honestly all joking aside I really do love these Obscure Wii Games poofesure has been playing recently

[@christophercoleman3162]

My humor is broken, I died laughing when the alarm goes off. 8:51

[@raymondmcginley5676]

Imagine poofesure was on hells kitchen and whenever he messes up he just screams at the ingredients like he does to his wii remote.

[@fiona4755]

You need to play this again this is so funny

[@quinnthedeer]

5:14 is me when I eat burger king breakfast

[@RealLambSauce]

I can't get over how condescending the judges are 😂

[@kassidy8334]

Please play more of this, it was so fun to watch

[@Trulipy]

1:06 average cooking show experience in Ohio

[@PatheticallyPoorProductions]

7:12 “case of dill uh”

[@_M1lk_]

Good gracious I thought this was a horror game. First, they come out of the television and say it like they're breaking into your home, and second, the tagline is 'cook or be cooked'??

[@v0lz313]

Imagine how mad beef boss would be if he saw poofesure eating a burger in front of him😂

[@blackman7437]

That's hamburgerist

[@ainzleybrown]

my guy really said tortilla and quesadilla with the L... love you poof but are you for real 💀

[@arin4395]

nothing like ending the night with a new poof vid . thank you for keeping the wii alive !!

[@Not_Kaitlyn]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I thought "Poof would totally serve the judges poison" looks like I wasn't far off.

[@TBone31]

Poof is literally if Gordon Ramsay played video games for a living

[@toxicjoshua7934]

5:16 wow I died laughing 😂

[@bloofrozo]

The judge died too

[@GrantMitchVideos]

You got cooked *MY FOOD DIDN’T*

[@L1tskii_]

I honestly can’t tell if Poof is saying *“KesaDILA”* ironically or if he actually thinks that’s how it pronounced- Sir it’s quesadilla, the L’s make a Y sound 💀

[@bian7744]

Not that serious

[@AdrianCosman]

@@bian7744 no one said it is

[@cakelem0ns]

the way he's saying it is a reference to napoleon dynamite :B

[@Artifis0743]

He's American, he knows jackşhit about foreign food.

[@danielyuan9862]

No, the L's aren't silent. The L's together make a y sound.

[@emperorvince200.]

"NO, WHAT? I'm not even trying to screw up!" - Poofesure, 2022

[@SereinArt]

Kess-ah-dee-ah Hearing him pronounce quesadilla the way he does hurts me lol

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

Same

[@Budderman18]

Jalapeños is even worse imo

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:01 - I say "Weiner", Mory says...

[@kyleeleelee2437]

They really came out of that TV like The Ring

[@newwavegrave]

Seeing this man play super monkey ball banana blitz would bring new meaning to my life

[@alexander2019.]

Fr

[@justhumanthings6711]

The wii remote mouse shaking made this so much more hilarious😂

[@shikidixi4626]

this video definitely one of your finer works. absolutely delightful sir

[@cechols1181]

just bc the animations are funny, i want to see poof play this more just for the sole purpose of poisoning the chefs XD

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

11:16 - Look at how tiny the judges are!

[@kaitlando636]

Lmaoo

[@kaitlando636]

No wonder the foods so huge to them

[@killthepandas.]

lmao haven't noticed that before

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

1:09 - This is the Food Network version of Skiddooing.

[@casso_4974]

If he says *kaysadiLLa* one more time I’m gonna commit various atrocities

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

At this point, I’d love it if Poof attempted the Beating Every Wii Game Challenge.

[@Cvvwx]

6:35 Bless you Lord Poofesure!!!

[@kthen3362]

Use to play this against my siblings great game

[@glassta]

poof really pronounced quesadilla as "case-a-dilla"

[@MrTristan626]

I feel like he mispronounces names and other things on purpose.

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

10:05 nice pronunciation of Cumin

[@ootfan7882]

I'm Cumin!

[@toxichustler6892]

The bacon and eggs are all wrong lol, cook the bacon first with no oil cause it makes its own, then cook the eggs in the bacon greese with 18 table spoons of salt, grandpa used to say it would make me big and strong lol so from all of us here at the cardiac unit happy holidays everyone.

[@ExtraThiccc]

Jesus christ 18 tablespoons??? Sure you don't mean 18 pinches, christ even that's too much

[@adoroselatte]

@@ExtraThiccc 18 tablespoons 🗿🗿🗿

[@danielmerklin5082]

7:18 come on napoleon and make yourself a dang quasadilla

[@ThatPandaYT]

RIP Food Network chefs

[@shirandawilliams]

It's him falling out the chair for me 😂😂😂 so dramatic I love it that's so me

[@mikedawolf95]

1:22 I’m sorry I’m not rich like you food network people, has a Lamborghini Urus

[@TeoTheFox2008]

A little bit of the Mexican inside me died every time he said quesadilla and tortilla

[@birdigo]

whats frustrating about the eggs minigame is that cracking it on the pan makes it more likely to have shards in your eggs. id expect more from a food network wii game from ten years ago 😤

[@juicewrld822]

Poof: *plays game I never heard of* *Me stressfully wishes:* "Bruh, I wish I had all these Wii games but on Ps4/ or 5 instead old Wii!”

[@mr.landen5096]

Poof should play order up!

[@1Min_Comedy]

12:30 R.I.P my ears

[@MatchaFoxx]

“You got cooked. My food didn’t” 🤣

[@alksi1]

The title sounds like a cannibal tribe looking for a new chef

[@Wulframe]

5:45 YOU GOT COOKED Poofesure: "My food didn't" Actually made me laugh, never change poof never change 😂

[@enju257]

man.. now i want a 20-minute quesadiLLa... some tortiLLa shell n some cheese

[@johnseriousmen9256]

I grew up playing this game RELIGIOUSLY but I could never find another soul that even knew of it, I’m so glad to see it get at least a little recognition

[@Mt-ze3xe]

Please continue playing this we need to see you beat them all

[@Sinister_General]

5:29 Omg his reaction when she complains about the eggs and bacon 🤣🤣

[@danpewpewman9711]

Why does this game seem so relaxing

[@Big_CurlyJ]

That was a explosion of flavor Poof's response it was eggs and bacon with fu**ing salt and pepper. Hilarious

[@jasperjazzie]

it's funny how the quesadilla recipe was titled "taco stand" when there wasn't even any tacos involved

[@Sp3ctralI]

4:16 Bacon SHOULD be crispy, if it isn’t, it’s a sin

[@lxmesoda]

my mom buys.this nasty ass turkey bacon a lot and its not even crispy, its similar to those candy belts youd find in stores

[@jasperjazzie]

@@lxmesoda i always hated that stuff, it didn't even taste like bacon, it was like eating a shoe

[@lxmesoda]

@@jasperjazzie frr

[@H3LLO-K1TTY]

@@lxmesoda i like it when its like that 😞

[@torgiebride8558]

Dude, I got this game for Christmas years ago, and still play it occasionally. I enjoyed it thoroughly. 🤷‍♀️ This upload is seriously making my day here. ❤

[@k_e_r_b_e]

I was JUST thinking about how much I loved this game the other day lmaooo

[@user-jg5oe9bd6t]

I AM SO HAPPY YOU PLAYED THIS THIS GAME WAS MY CHILDHOOD

[@chilibeano]

OMG I played this game so much as a kid!! I actually learned a lot from it lol

[@thesweatystallion2702]

It’s time for poof to start playing GameCube games on his Wii

[@greg2818]

I want it man I asked once but don’t wanna be them guys

[@DaRealJake]

I genuinely cannot listen to him say quesadilla and tortilla the way he does.

[@ftlegend8370]

This video was funnier than normal.

[@shaynetcg]

Merry Christmas Poof thanks for another great year!

[@Djom_]

Poofesure cooking always goes very well or very bad

[@valleyluvsU]

the chefs dying is an understatement

[@moneygrab610]

The egg whites looked like mucus cooking in the pan.

[@TheMorbidMist]

You sound perpetually stoned and I am in love with these vibes 🤌

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

1:20 - What do you mean "larger"? Do you want it to be SO large that it gives pain to your frickin' eye balls?!

[@tangoooooooo1853]

Can't wait for more food network with poof!

[@aramarie3104]

I watched big kids at an Easter party play this when I was really young and the only reason I remember this at all is because I was confused on my the people were so small compared to the food.