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[@neutralman9124]

This is the first time I've ever seen a KZbinr say they're a millionaire and it doesn't come across as bragging or flexing. Such a likable person, it's crazy.

[@clairedelunefleurs]

I feel like is many KZbinrs are like "afraid" to say they are because they don't want people to know but that's kinda stupid. People want to know how much you can make from KZbin.

[@lexusfranks8787]

yeah, like a lot of youtuber I feel like want to seem more relatable and by telling the world that they have extra money will hurt that, also its hard to talk about your wealth without people viewing it as bagging or putting others down. I love how Christine just said it insted of beating around the bush because for me it makes her more likable because of her honestness

[@neutralman9124]

@@lexusfranks8787 100%. It's the bluntness of it all. "I've made a lot of money" vs. " I'm a millionaire"

[@Niya.B649]

Right!

[@gracee234]

Not only that, but she's been very willing to give that money back and do good things with it through giveaways or charity work. She's genuinely a really great person !!

[@Charlotte-uw5re]

and this is the type of person who deserves to be rich, she’s rich with kindness

[@miasand5270]

Charlotte Harry styles vibes

[@crescentmp3]

More like holo, but okay

[@challengemeneo]

Charlotte Yeaaaaa UwU

[@katekeable3499]

Charlotte she is already rich... with kindness

[@alexander_yoko]

And got rich by her own hard work

[@scarlettcornwell3904]

I love how it says 1909 like she’s 100+ years old

[@danikadeleted6380]

It says 1999

[@natashadonkin4002]

It’s referring to the Sophia character in the year 1909

[@blepboof4921]

@@danikadeleted6380 it says 1909 .-.

[@jonathanburke775]

This website really said this woman is 111 years old

[@messylawnclippings4087]

Scarlett Cornwell I didn’t even realize that 😂 😂

[@quintecence]

I don't think it's physically possible to dislike Cristine.. she's too nice and down to earth, the worst she'd get is an apathetic response... Literally, purely neutral response..

[@yusukekitagawa2834]

I was just getting ready to comment something like this, she is such a good person

[@mimma4187]

I agree

[@kittenmimi5326]

There's nothing about her to rlly hate on or sth. The worst that could happen is just people not understanding her sense of humor, being apathethic etc. As for the stuff she says it is funny n her advice are usually true, helpful n she considers all perspective on it? Idk 😂 just nothing to hate on abt her

[@CameronQX]

nah parents might hate her cuz she swears

[@yashironene5170]

Down to earth - PookieSenpai. A webtoon

[@Standardhumanbeing]

Allstarbio: When will they marry? Everyone else: lol you must be new here.

[@showtimesb7069]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4eqYp6Jh5uYfqM

[@alyceanubis8959]

😂 soooo true!

[@juliabennett7843]

wait i’m a lil confused

[@c.h.-j.5165]

Anyone who is new would ask this question and I bet everyone is laughing when they see this question. Welcome to our unique family.

[@puffletimes]

@@showtimesb7069 you're pathetic

[@KM-vi5eu]

Cristine is the only person who can talk about how much money she makes and not piss me off. She does so much good with her money and that’s really admirable!

[@lesap8889]

Does anyone know if Ben gets part of the website's profits?

[@Drea_A]

@@lesap8889 I know she's mentioned before that he's in charge of some of the business side of things, so I imagine he gets a decent salary as well

[@kyla_art4736]

@@lesap8889 thay share the funds because they both live under the same roof. It's like a marriage so they share it. They use the money for things like the house that thare in and the nail polish. 😊

[@Firsona]

What I like is she's not counting on making a fortune off it. She has her normal job she still does every week. Yes, they've used the money on their videos and other things, but I don't think they're counting on it. Too many people on youtube do that, and end of desperately promoting products they don't even like, or creating drama to get views.

[@Elle-5187]

Plus she donated to organizations like the cat Cafe & college scholarships. I respect that about her as well ❤️

[@Rileyw239]

Honestly I really respect how she is open about money and her finances. She isn’t a youtuber who is bragging about how much she makes but she also isn’t trying to down play it and act like she doesn’t make money off it. It’s really refreshing to see.

[@corinnegordon2999]

I feel like Ben and Julien are on the opposite ends of the Aries spectrum

[@sinfullycirce]

I feel like Ben and Julien are on the opposite ends of the Aries spectrum

[@flyaround312]

I wonder what Jenna would think if she finds out that Ben is an Aries. She watches Cristine's videos so I'm assuming she's familiar with BEYYYN

[@Winter_Blood]

​@@flyaround312 Ben, Christine, Jenna, and Julian all went to Safiya Nygaard's wedding, so they are actually all friends. Didn't you see Christine's vlog? They're all friends irl

[@cadenschmidt6877]

and i am somewhere in between that lmao. i act like Julien a bitch more though. ITS ALSO ARIES SZN BBY

[@cadenschmidt6877]

Hedgehog HAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT AUTOCORRECTED TO THAT

[@elyseraphwillow268]

Nah quarantine unleashed some of Ben’s inner Aries XD

[@navi7296]

I feel like Cristine doesn't understand that she is famous on the internet

[@seannanana84]

I think because she has a career outside of KZbin that she worked very hard for she's not taking the KZbin job as seriously as others (in a very good way) she's still very down to earth about it all and is having fun. I love her for that.

[@peebz-342]

TayTay Productions Too* ..sorry

[@dianab9884]

I love how humble she is

[@dina5579]

i mean she is a 30 yr old cat mum

[@JordanLink1]

uh i'm sure she does.

[@somebody4242]

She looks like she’s being held hostage in that famous birthdays profile pic

[@Marco-hc1qv]

HAHAHAHA YESS

[@mayamulford9103]

Rosalie She does tho lmao, she looks like she’s internally screaming for help. THE TROOM TROOM GIRLS

[@somebody4242]

Haha yes IT WAS TROOM TROOM

[@taro2805]

*simply nailogical looks the same as she did when she was a child, so I'm scared of how I'm gonna look when I'm an adult*

[@tigerlove5102]

Mangø tea you don't need to worry, everyone is Beautiful, including you 😊

[@taro2805]

@@tigerlove5102 you clearly haven't seen me -w-'

[@linastissuebox]

I’ll be a rat adult

[@imsleepdeprived8987]

Cristine will never get a sponshership from Davids tea because she basically does it for free

[@cassualtea2040]

she did for her birthday I think. When she baked a tea cake with no nail polish.

[@Trish0978]

But like...I think she did before you even wrote this comment? Didn't she get one last year for her birthday?

[@CMissShelleyMichelle]

I remember for her birthday she saying that Ben got her a sponsorship from her favorite tea making company so yeah.

[@freddiecheriee]

Aliza Tariq she had a sponsorship with them she talked about it on her podcast

[@whosnatchedmyweave6213]

Ahahahnshe just uploaded a video sponsored

[@Pettyjutebox]

I actually really appreciate her be honest that's she's made millions doing KZbin... So many KZbinrs try to act like they don't make as much as they do to seem more relatable...

[@LetsBiiny]

Rowan Quinn yeah, I was thinking that too!

[@taylorjade6918]

Or for some other reason.

[@charlieg.804]

COUGH shane dawson COUGH

[@luisamattos2677]

And yet by doing so she did seem so relatable... I, too, would be confused and a little guilty if I made millions with my silly hobby and not my serious job I studied hard for lol

[@narutotrickzxtv3D]

Well KZbin is a very open, popular and easy to access platform, with competition around everyone corner because let's be real everyone wants to be able to have the success big KZbinrs have, doing what they love to do and not have to be forced to live out there days doing regular 9-5 jobs, so not to say that Cristine does, but I feel like when bigger youtubers down play their success or finances it's not only to seem more relatable so I guess that they don't lose support from people who feel they connect to them and their content but that they are also trying to control the hype and narrative of getting rich from KZbin to keep people from pursuing it even further. Because honestly you could be hot today and gone tomorrow if someone better/younger and fresher comes along with content just as good if not better.

[@chloebavaro8606]

I’ve never seen bens last name before and I feel like I’ve violated his privacy

[@broesmelly]

same!!!

[@MissCaraMint]

It makes me deeply uncomfortable. I’m gonna just pretend I never saw it.

[@leahlilly4916]

I feel like either he or his brother have said it before. The name sounded familiar

[@BhavnaM]

His name is BEYYYYN and that’s that

[@Cat-xm6id]

17:20

[@rachelbrookes4806]

Cristine: "maybe im just not famous enough to have that many people hate me." Also Cristine: has 7.49 million subscribers. Love you Cristine

[@samanthabrooks7789]

Cristine and Jenna Marbles are the unproblematic queens of KZbin

[@sangshri24]

@@samanthabrooks7789 Safiya and Rosanna Pansino too

[@mikkurzhal7390]

"I bet 99% of you haven't even seen one of the commercials." Incorrect. Those Furby and Fib Finder commercials are seared into my memory, and "the 'your brother' girl in the blue" is a person from my childhood that I remember to this day. To be honest I was kinda shocked when I found out that was you.

[@veedinero7247]

LOLLL RIGHT

[@oguy3359]

I just looked up “beeyyn” on urban dictionary and the definition was “Cristine’s drink slave aka dad”...😂

[@divyasasidharan2960]

Livvy Guy OmG 🤣🤣🤣

[@halflightandhalfdark]

Lol *dead* XD

[@megandillpickle4031]

I love that xD

[@ohnoidontknowwhatthekeyisf5036]

Link it

[@marley_jo]

I looked it up too, and it says,” Cristine: BEEYYN WHERES MY TEA? Ben: Can we go on vacation?”😂

[@Menkuna]

Cristine: quits acting for school Kids in 2019: quit school for acting

[@shuntricebonita2428]

Hello can you please support me by subscribing to my KZbin channel

[@jadawilson292]

Both are valid. We need actors and actresses or the film industry will die. You are very ignorant.

[@weaouw]

@@jadawilson292 many just don't do it for the right reasons

[@nil-8026]

Jada Wilson Your statement is more ignorant lol, you know how few people end up making it? And people like Danielle Bregoli become really rich but entirely uneducated and lacking common sense

[@cooper8184]

Jada Wilson I don’t think anyone ment to be offensive to the industry

[@kawaiibagel2154]

Bill Nye the science guy? Nope Cristine the Holo Queen

[@ivafisher4501]

Cristine will never get a sponshership from Davids tea because she basically does it for free

[@fi1417]

I appreciate her being honest about the fact that she has made millions, obviously it’s no ones business how much anyone earns but sometimes it’s a little frustrating watching youtubers skirt around the subject obviously hinting that they have/have made a lot of money but trying to keep a very thin and fake veil of modesty over it.

[@melissawilliams0422]

Cristine: maybe don’t show this to Ben Everyone: immediately tells Ben to check that website out

[@berlyn3014]

I was just thinking that I'd love to see Ben's face when he read that article.

[@IzabelaSSilva]

he pre edits her videos, so he's seen it all hdlkjdklsak

[@lovavila4091]

Alternative video title: Cristine Rotenberg giving herself a wired interview

[@user-ig7zn8wp8p]

你好

[@MurdaInky]

Lovavila 💕 Come watch my show www.twitch.tv/yay_inky Chat with me lovely 😊

[@bobbobbyson4503]

Yay Inky kinda creepy but ok

[@scornify]

*weird

[@ameliarose2864]

@@user-ig7zn8wp8p 你好 你多大？

[@onesimplefeather5948]

That hoodie is the colours of the Holo Taco holo Christmas polishes. It’s beautiful. (Petition to rename ‘Christmas’ to ‘Crismas’ for the holiday season)

[@staceycox6702]

Holoday huhhuh 😜

[@hhhhhapajsh]

Excuse me, Don't you mean the HoLoDaYs? 🤣

[@LukeDavies12]

At least she’s honest about how much money she makes.

[@cierbear267]

Anyone else notice that her sweater is almost the exact color scheme of her holodays collection?

[@annabri007]

I legit thought it was new merch 😂

[@drdrdrk]

Does anyone know where I can buy one? It’s amazing.

[@thegals9887]

Omg

[@kassbrookmusic]

@@drdrdrk I think it's teddy fresh (queen hila klein) but I could be wrong

[@artsygal112]

I commented that! I was like: is that merch? It's really cool

[@LizTiddington]

Best part of that article on Maclens: "Her long-term partner, Ben Mazowita, makes cameos in her videos and has gained a social media following of his own. “If you had told me five years ago that I would be making money uploading videos of my girlfriend and I to the internet, I would have pictured something pretty different,” says Mazowita" XD

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

LizTiddington lol 😂

[@Pepa14pig]

Without any context, that sounds really really wrong 😂😂😂

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

PeLu414 ikr

[@sage3940]

🤣😂

[@itsmexoxurmom]

PeLu414 yes that’s the joke lol

[@jellyjoll8445]

“The couple post many pictures on instagram” Cristine: **deeply inhales**

[@bruhmemes4660]

At this point of time, she should be getting Starbucks sponsorship.

[@oxychim]

6.9k subscribers with 1 video along with David’s tea

[@ShadowAphro]

Isha Pawar but david’s tea sponsered her

[@sydneytaylor8128]

Why would they? She's been promoting them for free for all these years, why would they pay her when they've been getting free advertisement already?

[@amberbedford5639]

You only have 14 subscribers... not 6.9k.......

[@sydneytaylor8128]

@@amberbedford5639 They mean they're trying to get 6.9k subscribers not that they have them

[@1Dharry1Dstyles]

I love how she’s so open about everything including her salaries. QUEEN

[@NovaLaMason]

Well, she doesn't give numbers, so…

[@lulusinner]

@@NovaLaMason doesnt she literally show her anayltics in the video?

[@showtimesb7069]

Find out how much I make off youtube m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4eqYp6Jh5uYfqM NONE

[@callmeyourdai5y518]

@@lulusinner she does plus it's really easy to find out what people in her industry make.

[@marselsidbskd4503]

NovaLaMason but at least she doesn’t pretend to be broke to be “relatable” unlike oThEr YoUtUbErS

[@zoemoore9401]

Whenever it said “child hater” I laughed SO HARD OMG

[@indydelaluz9301]

Cristine: “Maybe don’t send this link to Ben...” Me: *sends immediately*

[@bellatrixlestrange8309]

Finally a youtuber who isn’t lying about money and trying to be relatable. For all my time watching youtube i never heard someone honestly say “Yes i made millions”. 👍🏻💯🤩

[@danielleswanepoel595]

@Cindy Cinders how??

[@wiivi132]

Cindy Cinders Hooold up. How?

[@Hoid.]

Yep, same! The rest just beats around the bush. It was so refreshing to hear that

[@dragonixheli5474]

@Cindy Cinders Is it greed to not buy expensive things all the time or smart?

[@user-nz4rk9cl9m]

pewdiepie? lol

[@Jfrijoleeeees]

I mean, I’ll admit to googling “where the hell is Cristine Rotenberg’s mom?” Lol

[@paandora]

right? no one ever talks about her... maybe it’s a difficult topic(?)

[@tarakennedy707]

She has stated her parents divorced when she was in college and she has a good relationship with but has always been more of a daddy's girl. Both of her grandma's have appeared on her channel so maybe her mom just doesn't want to.

[@shitnotagain9492]

Tara Kennedy maybe just for privacy?

[@hibaahmed7001]

she has said in one of her videos that the only reason her mom hasn't appeared in videos is coz she likes privacy so she doesn't prefer to be in their videos

[@lily-annbarrett5580]

Showtime Sb um wot

[@jolinmalfoy7137]

7:58 Ben, you better save that as your lock screen.

[@nikkihirschmann1775]

I like how the jacket she's wearing in this video is basically the Holo Taco holiday collection

[@maddiem1182]

the one thing i didn’t learn about you and still have questions about is your credit card number, expiration date and the 3 special digits on the back :)

[@hanumamthareddy7466]

Good try

[@KeyOfTheTwilight]

Lol

[@cupcakemonster1132]

I love how she liked it herself

[@abcw114]

She probably has Visa flag all of her purchases that aren't nail polish, David's Tea, Starbucks, and Roots.

[@bagandbroad]

I also wish I knew the street she grew up on, her mother’s maiden name... maybe her first pet

[@madisonhonaker1570]

“she does Harry Potter nails with no real knowledge of franchise”

[@ellahosmer5337]

Cristine saying she’s wearing her “lounge wear” when she is wearing the most SICKEST thing EVER

[@reynakondaveeti8346]

Loungewear is the sickest thing ever Any loungewear

[@lisahennessy7104]

Omg I realized something “crisTEAn” ahhhhh

[@kiwiiqloss7293]

no

[@rosaleighclipperton5982]

Yessss

[@Countryperson666]

I was today years old when I found this out

[@banditInblue]

Holy shit! you’re a genius !

[@Mira-yo4sh]

No one has anything against Canadian lady who just wants her tea.

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

Maybe the rebel group who threatened to poison their national tea harvest because the lost exports would hurt the government they rebelled against. I don't recall them actually doing it though.

[@simoney3001]

I sneezed when I read this

[@juliareste]

maybe there's no hate about cristine because she isn't a terrible person?? idk

[@sae1019qtpie]

Julia 100% agree with you.

[@zamnelna]

Absolutely agree! She doesn’t feel the need to step on others to make her way to the top

[@shitnotagain9492]

Facts

[@ThatUnfunGuy]

Wanted to write this in the comments. You get back what you throw out!

[@recoil53]

That's not how the internet works. People get hate for existing.

[@tuttut3]

I was curious to read the TV tropes page she was looking at and when I pulled it up this was in the first paragraph "Cristine is a self-proclaimed "holosexual", which means that her favorite color/design is holographic patterns. This is important. Cristine has also read and reacted to this page in one of her videos." ... who runs this page, they are seriously dedicated to continuing detail!

[@kexusthomas5696]

"her drink slave Beyn"and . "He would likea succ" was glossed over in that one article that was so in depth about her jokes and antics

[@veronica.v2007]

cristine is the only person i can stand wearing cat ears.

[@indi9856]

Lol so tru Btw I absolutely disagree with your name No hate

[@lingeringtoxins]

It's so normal that I dont notice it anymore

[@hazeldecker622]

Me too, but why???

[@apasih3781]

Pewds?

[@jodies8087]

sefakenox_ was that’s Wut I was thinkin

[@anishinaabae]

lmao i went to check the tvtropes page on cristine and saw this: "Cristine has also read and reacted to this page in one of her videos."

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

They work fast! lol

[@veronikaduchajova589]

Renegade Queen the devil works hard but the people running the website work harder

[@Z5Z5Z5]

They must stan hard

[@mishxalhey7319]

DAMN LOL they on some fast shit 👀👀

[@rebeccacui2051]

😂 oh dear

[@avocadodoesstuff2597]

It is nice that she can search herself and something actually comes up about HER, for me, I have to look up my dad, and then It comes up with a bunch of family photos...

[@narniaqueen805]

Cristene “ I only do sponsors if it suits me” Aka only David’s tea or Roots

[@niamhneeve5900]

I like how Cristine’s targeted ads are for cosy boots and backpacks

[@anaferrao_]

Niamh B mine are for pet moms 😂

[@funnypoopy8290]

Bruh I got an ad about diapers lmao

[@meganstubbs04]

I got an ad about menopause (and I'm 15 tf)

[@butterfard]

I got a ad for a movie lmao

[@rr-my3yr]

I keep getting them about medicine. Maybe it knows how accident prone I am.

[@jmdio740]

I personally like that “Child Hater” was a category on the wiki page. I was unaware this is a common category name.

[@JackOllie4]

As a 56 year old female who chose not to bear children, I'm very familiar with the "child hater" category that people carry in their heads. Either that, or "Awww, so sad, you've really missed out."

[@BloxiaWorld]

@@JackOllie4 sad that people don't understand how to respect someones decisions.

[@MissChase86]

33, child free, single, off to buy more indi nail polish *dabbs*

[@Jtalleytn]

That was TV tropes. It's meant to be a compilation of tropes for media such as tv shows or film written in a humorous and often self referencing way. A trope is similar to a stereotype. Where it differs is that it's purpose is to be easily understood so as to allow the audience to expect something, which can then be subverted, modified, or played straight for entertainment purposes. Tropes can be specific to medium, genre, setting, character, even sex. So don't take tropes like Alpha Bitch, Tsundere, or Ethical Slut offensively. In the context of tv tropes they are simply narrative devices. And a thing to remember, every gendered trope has a Distaff Counterpart.

[@mollywhiteman8956]

Arbitrary Darkness there was also something like ‘implies incest’ lmao what

[@lilly6084]

“Is your team OKAY?” I died

[@madisonbeyer8107]

I love how Cristine is honest about how much money she makes and how she doesn't "flex" by showing us her insanely huge house or her 500 expensive Lambos but instead by donating to charities and paying for strangers college. This just shows how much of a good person she must be🐾💅🏻💖

[@tabyw336]

I’m shooked they didn’t say “Cristine is also Famous for being a giant Sock”

[@yukikaenthusiast5164]

IT'S CRISTINE- (no hate)

[@jillm6239]

OMG giant SOCK 😂 .. If you have a platform like THIS, why not use it to create humorous content? Laughter is the best!!!Christine (not sure if I'm spelling it correctly, if I AM NOT -correct me!!)

[@yukikaenthusiast5164]

@@jillm6239 yeah uhm it literally said it in the video when she searched her name up lol- 'Cristine with no H'

[@tabyw336]

cloudii_skyz Ok thank you!

[@tishinahart3260]

-Shooked- *shook*

[@Ambroos]

"KZbinr with too much time on their hands" Soon: Simply does clock nail art on all her fingers. You know, time, on her hands.

[@paulakaye2108]

😲😖😂😂😂😂

[@tomomishore5738]

Omg she should do this

[@katangel115]

"Welcome to the KZbin host club where youtubers with too much time on their hands entertain viewers that also have too much time on their hands"

[@laurenlee4471]

bold of you to assume she's ever gonna do nail art again

[@Bella-sx9og]

What about the cat clock? 👀

[@vv285]

"Or maybe I'm not important enough to get hate" Me: *Mom, I'm a VIP*

[@tarynwallace6155]

I feel like she is the most down to earth youtuber. The fact that there are not a million ads on her videos. I also really like that she has not gotten too big for herself.

[@madisonsheard6565]

Shane Dawson’s next series: Who is Cristine Rotenberg?

[@normalpeopleboreme]

I can't wait for his nail polish line.

[@willow_and_morel]

I need this

[@hannahlawson3105]

I would pay actual money to see this

[@mariewhitehead6108]

Yes!!!!

[@JeAnNeTtZiTa]

The next is gonna be the wedding But maybe after that one hahahha

[@MMHay16]

I just want to know what question she got wrong on the quiz...

[@woman4220]

It might have been the second one, she didnt show it on camera.

[@calvoekleiden8664]

I think it was the unicorn skin one

[@enchidle]

I did the test and copied Cristine's answers. It's the second one, the one that isn't in the video. The question was "She says Bake Dat Shit for a Minute when she is drying her nails", which is mostly false but the test says it's true.

[@calvoekleiden8664]

@@enchidle oof

[@MMHay16]

@@enchidle thank you for doing the test... For Science

[@phoebec3174]

Cristen, one of the reasons we really love you is because you talk to us like we’re your friends not your customers (even though most of us are holo taco customers) and of course we love your cats 😊and you

[@xT0rn_]

So I told my mum about you and everything, and she said that you’re a pretty good person and that I’ve chosen the proper person to watch on KZbin. Honestly I’m happy about it now

[@sagara4e]

U play guitar? 🎸

[@sofialyao240]

“I only do sponsorships when they appeal to me” Me: *cough cough* DAVIDS TEA *cough cough*

[@webtoon1233]

Same

[@kathryn8467]

are we just going to glaze over “incest subtext”?!

[@amygreene1991]

kat d I know right 😂

[@kaylamichelle4957]

Yes!!! Lol I laughed so hard when I read that

[@kristamilne8693]

I went back and paused the video to read that part 😂

[@myahbeautiful8461]

Krista Milne I did too lol

[@jinx2873]

right?! 😂

[@sevendrake4173]

"I bet 99% of you haven't seen a commercial i've been in." Me: No we've all seen the one where its a screaming white sreen.

[@Rosie-fp4fi]

THERE WAS A “Christine” ON THE FIRST WEBPAGE ABOUT BEYN

[@zoeboytet5858]

“Self depreciation” (rather than deprecation) lol cristine your statistical analysis is showing

[@allisonh2340]

Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that lol

[@annahimmel]

lmao

[@aina3387]

I had to think for a moment "wait, are those the same word?" because they kind of mean similar things.

[@goddos]

if she's worth less i guess it did depreciate

[@personreviewslife]

Looked for this 😉

[@cookie2825]

Why is no one pointing out that Cristine's hoodie has all the colors from her holoday collection?!!

[@Damnittatum]

Samantha Wilson I was searching for a comment bringing that up! I low key want one haha

[@mayrayanez2430]

I think it's Teddy Fresh

[@katstorm13]

The one she wore in the launch video was SO spot on matching colors

[@lidiananjintim9631]

It's Teddy Fresh, the clothing line of Hila from H3h3

[@blessedmee]

It's Teddy Fresh for sure and I just ordered the same hoodie because I saw her wearing it. What is wrong with me?

[@blacky_Ninja]

Me: Let‘s google how much simply nailogical is making with her content Website: About 0 to 999999999999999999$

[@BrookePreston-rv7yx]

Once I googled my name and the first thing to come up was a person charged with murder😐

[@StargazerAPW]

Mine was a boat....

[@reynakondaveeti8346]

Mine was actually me... but like 7 years ago

[@itz_noelle966]

“I quit writing about this sh*t” -me every time I have to write an essay at school

[@bjp1101]

Same

[@aricaa4703]

Omg me

[@abi1367]

this just reminded me i have an essay due

[@jamesk6806]

Meee

[@armyblinkrose4504]

Ben Mazowita article sounds like me trying to pass the word count.

[@milkntomatoes9418]

Me doing my thesis paper yes......

[@showfallen]

Can We Get 1000 Subscribers For No Reason what's the time stamp? thanks

[@babyyodaguard4999]

Thankyou you just reminded me about my English essay!

[@ChiaraSupernova]

"its a blue eyeliner and no other makeup kind of day" lol yes that's a vibe

[@ieatgrass6121]

I feel stupid I accidentally swallowed my gum when Christine said holo taco

[@kenzie9220]

“i played the role in 1909, revealing my true age” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY WAIT I DONT USUALLY LAUGH AT JOKES LIKE THAT BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[@mimma4187]

Hi simply

[@420loz]

Nobody: Cristine: *realising she's a meme*

[@shuntricebonita2428]

Lauren Muscat hello can you please support me by subscribing to my KZbin channel

[@weaouw]

@@shuntricebonita2428 no

[@sharahin]

Shuntrice Bonita24 Maybe if you worked for ur subs there would be no need to try and self promote in other ppl’s comment sections.But that’s prolly just me 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@shuntricebonita2428 Talk about desperate.

[@LiOw-Wing]

Thought I’d let you know, on the cast list for “charms for the easy life”, everyone is listed with their real names but you’re listed as simply nailogical. To top it off, everyone else’s picture is a portrait shot of them either serious or smiling at an event and you’re in a Christmas sweater holding up a peace sign. I like it

[@narwhaltyrant6553]

Cris: *makes lots of money* Also Cris: *spends it on naipolish*

[@williamh2607]

Cristine: Not many people hate me Troom troom: * flips a table and starts a riot

[@TheLuluTrue]

Cristines net worth is all stored in her nail polish shelf.

[@cilantroooooooo]

“Self-adrepiation” - cristine

[@livingmyteenagedream]

Cristine is one of my favorite KZbinrs because she isn’t obsessed with money. She seems to use enough of her success to live comfortably with her little family and then helps others with the extra. That’s a queen. I respect that infinitely, because material things don’t make one happy nor add value to life. ✌🏻

[@mary5203]

Normies: "Ben is taller" Allstarbio.com: "Ben stands longer"

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

Probably part of their writing robot that generates thousands or millions of biographies from statistical data points.

[@chameleon7037]

When you gotta do an essay but don't want the teacher to find out you copied from wikipedia

[@McMerlin11]

Everyone: Cristine is a crime statistics analyst for the Canadian government. KZbin is just a hobby. Her boyfriend is also her coworker. Some people: BEN IS A KZbinR

[@geministargazer9830]

HawkyPlays I mean he technically is but 3 videos do not a KZbinr make lol

[@GalaxyKatt2212]

"There you can save it as your lock screen" Me: **Screenshots** Oh I will...

[@narniaqueen805]

Christine: I only do sponsorships when it suits me also known as only when it’s DAVIDsTEA

[@kathywathy8147]

"If it isn't obvious from my appearance I'M TIRED" me everytime someone asks if I'm okay

[@purplecactus2939]

“Cristine is not your typical beauty guru” Me: ummmm

[@purplecactus2939]

Ivy : I and that’s why I said ummmm

[@realsuperdark]

I love that Christine COMPLETELY missed the “Incest Subtext” part at 5:46 because she A) saw it and was like “yeAH UM nO” B) Didn’t see it at all C) read it offscreen

[@rosietys3765]

This channel is honestly just amazing

[@nicolef9165]

So wait, Is Cristine saying that if she does sponsored content then she can *pay for more college* ?? I think we'd all take that one for the team.

[@rebellavenusian8006]

Agreed so hard! 🔥🙏

[@nmmags]

I think if she were to do that, the content may change to suit the sponsorship. I like how she is somewhere in the middle and can create the content that she wants.

[@juliaburgers6227]

Yeah, no. I think what she's doing now is fine. The fact the she even donates at all is amazing. 🌸 no need to fix something that isn't broke.

[@recoil53]

Theoretically, yes. But if it changes the content Cristine may get less views. Besides, it's not something she's responsible for.

[@divyasasidharan2960]

Nicole Franklin no sponsoring is asking everyone to buy something that’s a big deal u can’t ask ppl to buy random shit..! It must mean something to u n u should feel that other ppl should try it

[@artemiswolf4508]

If there are 3 terms you don’t want someone using on your biography is “Child Hater”, “Incest Subtext” and “she was raised poorly” They really had to do her like that

[@KimberlyRyan_a]

Also “Big Ham” 🤣

[@MiuXiu]

Kimberly Ryan big ham isn’t negative though? It’s usually used toward someone you enjoy because they’re adorable or funny

[@billieclark5808]

I just adore that you help the animal shelters.

[@deliawallace4426]

Thank you - for your honesty and humour you always make me smile and at the moment that is necessary.

[@ameliawoodman750]

The h from Christine was stolen to spell holo so now she's Cristine

[@shewbert]

I feel like Cristine's peely bag neither grows or shrinks. it just always seems to be that size haha

[@rudeminnesotan]

shewbert as someone with their own peely bag, I can tell you it's because they break. As they break they take up less space than when they are a full peely. It's the whole, .... filling it with ping pong balls, then marbles, then ball bearings, then sand thing lol.

[@inked_up_mama9622]

Love this girl. Crazy fun with the best personality ❤️❤️❤️ Love that she donates to causes and spreads good vibes. My fav 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@lisaleone2296]

I know this is an old video but wanted to say..... I found you through Safiya and I'm surprised I didn't find you sooner since I love nail art, booty gooroos, science, debunking (both the kind where you challenge a claim AND the kind where you just kick people out of bed), childrens' toys, tea, overnight oats, snark, and last but NEVER least.... kittehs!!!!. I think you're hilarious and engaging and relatable. Which I guess means I am also completely insane? Oh, and I have a peelie collection. Not a whole bag, mind you, but I do have some from special occasions that other people find it weird that I saved. Oh well. We don't need those kinds of people in our lives. Thank you, kindred spirit!

[@jazgomez140]

Did anyone else notice that one of the bulletpoints was talking about her and Jens “jokes about incest”

[@girltwink0]

Jaz Gomez yes lmao I liked how she didn’t mentioned it

[@martineboulanger7758]

First thing I saw 😂

[@hannahr8206]

Ya. I has to pause to read cause I wanted to know what it said about it

[@karolgomes6419]

She's seems to have everything so put together. The brain, the careers, the social and love life. How it works???? Edit: +300 people wanting to know the secret. Please, share :(

[@pukvandepetteflet5489]

@@MrHesdan that doesn't seem to work for you does it?

[@shuntricebonita2428]

Karol Gomes hello can you please support me by subscribing to my KZbin channel

[@Hi-vr3kd]

Shuntrice Bonita24 no.

[@MurdaInky]

Karol Gomes 💕 Come through love www.twitch.tv/yay_inky It’s totally free

[@inesepaegle2631]

@@shuntricebonita2428 why do you keep on commenting that like no!

[@tararearden2506]

You are a beautiful soul! Thank you for being so thoughtful

[@rebekapusztai1076]

"I don't like talking to people" Literally has a youtube channel and speaks to the whole world...

[@ritaki2758]

I like how Cristine was saying let's not be mean to other people when she saw the Jaclyn Hill comment

[@cass16433]

And yet there was still a commentor saying shane dawson is greedy. :( made me a little sad