I Googled Myself And Hated What I Found

[@veloc.raptor9136]

"pretty young woman simply identified as Laura" From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.

[@batvaleska]

pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor

[@arukaru2434]

batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet

[@alyssax6013]

I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee

[@christalcavanaugh]

I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young

[@inkstain3562]

Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor

[@almondcatlady1342]

“There’s a picture and garbage” **sad nutcracker noises**

[@FoxInYourBox]

Lol

[@semelinapitrone8688]

This needs more likes.

[@Stella-nl9jv]

The nutcracker doesn't count as a decoration, he's a living organism

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

It was pretty rude to say, honestly. Especially considering the nutcracker is A REAL BOY!!!

[@VaurenX]

I liked and unliked because 666 likes I can't ruin that

[@tsukiko2027]

"I don't reveal much about myself" *Continues to give body measurements*

[@alyssolotl]

Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes

[@truelygreg]

I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more

[@catherineschuyler4532]

I’ll give you one too

[@cm09888]

I will as well

[@liz8986]

Your 6th reply now

[@wolfiiu]

The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video: - he was not born in Illinois, Georgia - his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million - he did not write dentro de mi - his body measurements - he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife

[@urrakarodriguez803]

His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’

[@honeybunch29]

he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura

[@Ash-cd5sj]

His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth

[@F0RLORN]

So, who does he live with in Atlanta?

[@raine6621]

@@F0RLORN the nutcracker

[@saracarr3382]

I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.

[@MeIsKate]

at least he told us his chest and waist measurements

[@fancydood5292]

And the length of his arm

[@royalblanket]

@@MeIsKate Good to know if I ever need to buy Danny a dress, i suppose

[@kalistadunham3276]

@@royalblanket ya never know

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

He said his birthday

[@dexter-mkd6734]

Danny: I want to keep some things private. Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad

[@twilightmoon9947]

ooh yeah

[@carinak2388]

hahhahah u didnt just call him out for that ✋😳

[@randompatchofgrass5034]

Also about his witch mom

[@mythologygirl22B.E.A.]

700th like

[@midnightgamer2158]

Hahahahahahaha

[@d1sasteroid]

this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi

[@jessicajanosky5483]

This is so sad carter play the cluckbait

[@jaduhwaduh]

😂

[@kargleyjr0426]

Jessica Janosky ok

[@alexaboix1963]

I can't take that as a joke anymore. People in real life tell me to play music too much since my name is Alexa

[@tk-sr5yh]

Alexa Boix aww that sucks

[@moldyfish1007]

I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

That’s what sarcasm is

[@canigetajoe1808]

“Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay

[@alias4795]

Drew

[@dougwarren5471]

I

[@canadiancommunist5161]

He wouldn’t have to pay me to say that

[@truelygreg]

Doug Warren thanks for revealing yourself Doug

[@noacaines]

I couldn't think of a name he doesnt have to pay drew, drew would say that for free

[@mr.moviemafia]

Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a KZbinr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it

[@EF-kk3vh]

Impressive

[@rumbbbytomb9782]

But Danny is drew

[@craftyhamster6353]

@@rumbbbytomb9782 DONT TELL ANYONE! 😳🤭

[@LilDinoGuy]

This.

[@NWKohout]

@@BbunnyMusic r/woooosh

[@nikki1996ism]

I think Drew wrote the article

[@DeepCFisher]

Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed

[@andrewrogers9663]

No I didn’t

[@nikki1996ism]

DeepCFisherman same

[@Gwenwilliams0409]

imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended the sharer family: interesting...

[@Diino...]

lolz

[@certified_pinapple_cookie6044]

Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!" Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*

[@nojustno4209]

*I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*

[@SilviaFingerotter]

I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.

[@grilledcheese5000]

Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite

[@LavroseRovender]

No? Just, no? Yes

[@grilledcheese5000]

@BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?

[@diggy5433]

danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm

[@diggy5433]

Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements

[@kaylancooke9882]

indigo I cringed

[@nunkatsu]

@@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic

[@dukeoffish5974]

This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.

[@cam5857]

Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool

[@patricka3583]

Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too

[@patricka3583]

Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself

[@legomeister6966]

Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add

[@shoyoby]

fr

[@amaya7466]

I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.

[@achannelwithaname3033]

“Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez

[@adorabusby740]

okaay

[@truelygreg]

Okaaay

[@excuseu2563]

I wanna like but it’s at 420. I hope u understand

[@truelygreg]

Jyeshtha Karda not anymore

[@excuseu2563]

Greg noooooo :(((

[@98joshuac]

Danny: Does not want to flex on us Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke

[@owen2643]

It was sponsored

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

IT WAS SPONSORED

[@ziperichukiltix2970]

Actually hun he spent 20,000 "GENIUS" 👌

[@blubbarbs]

@@ziperichukiltix2970 no at the end of the video he only spent $13k

[@brunoglopes]

Ziperichu Kiltix watch the video dude

[@drewgonzalez6709]

The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.

[@humanph0bicyoutube844]

wOw rEaLly?

[@heavenonearth3316]

Your profile has me reeling

[@thecatwit]

I thought you were kurtis drew and Danny simultaneously

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I didn't read your username and actually thought that Kurtis commented, your username makes it even better

[@mvlligrvbs]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I didn't look at the username either😅

[@QahnaarinDovah]

The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead

[@yiuume]

I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO

[@OnionKnightRises]

That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!

[@ona512]

It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

[@tlkinghdsluvr]

@Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg

[@MaddyIntravia]

@@tlkinghdsluvr it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol

[@phiasolessa415]

Width

[@darrylwhitefeather207]

Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?

[@coreaball4198]

Yes and no

[@mellissagraham6521]

Basic Pigeon lol

[@cerysj3298]

SPANISH PIGEONS

[@reputaytion]

This made me laugh much harder than it should have XD

[@WarlordMelon]

Basic Pigeon no iT is the Chanel of Danny Gonzales american nog A spanish singer

[@H3LL0K1TTYACID]

Laura: I thought we were married! Danny: We are married! Laura: Then what's this! Marital Status: Not married Wife: Laura

[@hassanm4156]

😂 lol

[@howdypardner6278]

The fromatting of this makes it seem as though the marital status spoke to them directly and his wife (not Laura) just saod " L a U r A "

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

I too, was confused.

[@oncerand_directioner]

😂

[@softslippers899]

Laura: who’s this Laura girl then

[@candyforestcosplay8258]

That open door kind of creeps me out

[@personontheintergroogles6911]

Same

[@lissr.5073]

omg yes

[@vianelle3821]

I wasn't seeing the door till l saw this comment 😂😂😂

[@cameryndavis1955]

When he announced he didn’t have a kid, I was surprised I thought he would’ve told us sooner.

[@AvocadoToast06]

He will have one soon if you haven't found out yet :)

[@katatsumuri-san9588]

Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?" Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs

[@erenyeager-jr2ch]

Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!

[@kennedylarson2563]

You’re not supposed to say his name!

[@cadychaos]

The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed

[@no-bc4jl]

Got your nose! Wait what the heck?

[@rachelleredd8803]

Kennedy Larson VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!

[@fuegus]

His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown

[@crabken4969]

Look at his face and his nasel

[@zora1138]

Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...

[@aliafterhours]

@@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off

[@zora1138]

@@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.

[@wistermorldwide]

Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet

[@Jabadamazo]

14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.

[@mayapapaya02]

no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches

[@Jabadamazo]

@@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.

[@lred1383]

It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently

[@Jabadamazo]

@@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.

[@cousinscollabxo1285]

“danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this

[@katsuragj408]

This comment sux Edit: i was a little kid when commented this but the comment still sucks

[@sorenthefunkyman]

Plot twist: this comment doesn't suck

[@eveykrushensky2928]

that was a sport to read

[@acompletedisaster9334]

My bet is on drew

[@bruh-wc9sy]

that just means HE wrote it

[@nuggetnougat]

Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.

[@kailajensen1021]

I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up

[@bilbo2k45]

Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.

[@nuggetnougat]

@@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)

[@xxxacu]

I'm wheezing.

[@cameryndavis1955]

6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh

[@logana1507]

“Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon

[@carae2945]

Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota

[@TUNE-Editor]

I live in New Jersey, Texas

[@lizzyhudson4963]

Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!

[@yeetusfetus2723]

bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California

[@zoeyc3855]

I live in Florida, Conneticut.

[@Welch007]

THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA

[@Invictus___me]

IKR

[@CatBarefield]

And everything else!!!!!

[@cry1ingonion]

This is what danny is. You come You laugh You leave Or You come You laugh You binge for 10 hours straight

[@caspertalksalot]

my answer would be come, laugh, binge watch for 24 hours because I'm having a sleepover and my friend fell asleep and I got bored

[@thegreatlioness]

Truly Greg

[@cry1ingonion]

@@holly___ thanks?

[@personontheintergroogles6911]

Somehow I did both......?????

[@elliebeamydookie]

@@thegreatlioness you called?

[@ellacasey7303]

"I don't reveal my info" "My birthday is actually June 12th"

[@citruscorvidae]

*proceeds to give us his body measurements* Sure you don't reveal your info 😂

[@ellacasey7303]

Velvet Snail exactly

[@ljdj7850]

My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️

[@ENZOerester]

@@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...

[@neptoro_o0o]

I'm August 17th so sup

[@sophiab6239]

I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”

[@commandohazelnuts]

If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!

[@Pyrodxd]

@@vanessaguerra9888 they are

[@suxzne]

Sophia B omg😭

[@user-uq9oh4yg2z]

@@vanessaguerra9888 a boy = greg a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)

[@diorlemos7882]

Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...

[@gustly8242]

It’s just a dress hanging in a closet with the light off

[@greysecho]

i think its a shower curtain ;-;

[@sai-gn7kg]

Its a shower curtain

[@Bubby21]

Shower curtain

[@mayapapaya02]

curtain

[@mightbeiguess]

So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....

[@Objectsided]

Lol

[@fancydood5292]

I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height

[@natalie.peyton]

😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?” No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them

[@kristine9182]

Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious

[@lvbboi9]

How tf do you do it then

[@ale_03]

@@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm

[@lvbboi9]

@@ale_03oooooooh... Thats weird The more you know I guess

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny

[@pinkpanther6196]

Arms: 14 inches Ethnicity: could be anything really

[@Hadahuda]

Reagan Laughlin LMAO FOR U I SAY LMAO FOR UUUUU I SAY LMAOOOOK FOR UUU

[@rhilxn.2037]

@@Hadahuda o.o

[@frugity9559]

@@rhilxn.2037 .o.

[@alonelychannel1846]

I say African American

[@alias4795]

@@Hadahuda :0

[@AppleJackss.]

Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.

[@emmaconder7854]

Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.

[@creek388]

as a dude, same 😎

[@murphycillian]

i just can't get enough of his nose

[@josukehigashikata5397]

Dead ass

[@BurningThisToTheGround]

I- lmfao

[@josukehigashikata5397]

@@whiitewolfyt im sorry to tell you this, but your opinion is wrong

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!

[@quackybinx9072]

Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$

[@Romanticoutlaw]

@@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that

[@KevinLuper99]

My net worth is 0

[@mikudayoo]

@@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.

[@KevinLuper99]

@@mikudayoo I feel that

[@jennysayquack1730]

*He is blessed with distinctive features that make it impossible for any lady not to love him*

[@cocochii2769]

Nikita Rebel that part in the video played as I read this

[@jennysayquack1730]

@@cocochii2769 lol 😂😂

[@IshCaracal]

@@cocochii2769 same! 😂

[@yorbasfett]

1:32

[@willows6114]

Coralflos Gaming Same Lmao

[@ms.maisieatyourservice3985]

"Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12

[@carolinefitzy]

"UHUH"

[@tidecovill6718]

I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg

[@victorsardinia7120]

Danny "2.3 million reverse harem jutsu"

[@vzjsvzkwbejwjj9201]

Second

[@gwen7706]

Yup. + He has a wife but thats okay Greg.

[@PageShearling]

Hi Greg!

[@aliyahyoung7729]

IKR I was so confused at first

[@thenovakillers1834]

Somewhere there’s a crazy fan like, “ IT’S HAPPENING!!!!! He’s giving us the measurements!!!!!

[@alyssamichelle7558]

lmao

[@oncerand_directioner]

Sad but true

[@supuwu5078]

omidog loll

[@RAWRzooted]

The Novakillers I read this before I watched the video and I got very worried But we’re Gucci

[@lakotamoon4447]

100th like 😋😋 enjoyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@esteec]

i cant breathe he measured his arm length wise instead of measuring around his bicep

[@dionysus06]

Cause its too big *fangirl noises*

[@alonelychannel1846]

*oh*

[@CGZ26]

😂😂

[@the.44magnumisamonster]

Alexxa Recordzz ew cringe

[@bozo9976]

Momo Velvet ew cringe

[@exceptionally8224]

“The KZbinr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.” No, men can love him too.

[@mackenziemeyerhofer6600]

_thinks they meant the length of his arms_

[@supakawaii69]

I'm so

[@valaya.3]

-I thought that too-

[@ong334]

Mackenzie Meyerhofer LEL

[@zoeduboismusic6944]

Mackenzie Meyerhofer amirite

[@AlonePringles]

Me, watching this video as I make my lifesized danny replica after I find out the measurements are wrong: Aw crap.

[@badawiii1429]

A creeper!

[@oi7305]

@@badawiii1429 aww man

[@elivdb]

E.Claire so we back in the mine

[@kylar1042]

@@elivdb Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side.

[@elelanimations4736]

@@Sunflower_Moominsheads up you hear a sound, turn around and look up

[@jaz9677]

Danny is 24 yeads old... Danny is... 24 years old... Danny is.... *wait what*

[@KillerPuppy20]

24 yeets old

[@peabrain6872]

24 yeads

[@exist_much5625]

I thought he was a zygote

[@allie-nm4io]

i thought he was 12 damn

[@reptilerabbit8651]

"Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him" Danny looks like Male_citizen_07

[@beatricefox937]

You speak the truth

[@LifeInAConcreteBox]

For some reason, I was legit weirded out by the thought that y’all could have had a kid running around off screen this whole time.

[@casualfridays388]

bhbrewster SAME

[@M4rycr]

Omg samee

[@FinneasJedidiah]

Wait, do people really not know when he and his wife got married? I literally spent 5 minutes on her Instagram and found that they got married on July 1, 2017

[@YanieSicard]

Price Walker and they started dating in 2010

[@oceanmanjotarokujo8574]

THEY MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY AS MY BIRTHDAY! I FEEL SO BLESSED

[@sonyastelmak3296]

that's my little brother's birthday lol (not the year)

[@mae_0013]

Whats her IG?

[@krisdoesart9643]

Jasmine Kwak laaauuurraaaaa with some amount of those letters, that's not exact You can probably find her tagged in some post of Danny's

[@blxssom_kd]

Marital Status: Unmarried Wife: Laura .... who wrote this?!

[@chillx1539]

Zara Dunn me

[@dabee8833]

Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic

[@dabee8833]

Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?

[@eva-kp6jh]

😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂

[@prisonmike2860]

Zara Dunn My dog.

[@rock.arrrght]

laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk

[@meganlocker9700]

"Gender: male" "...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"

[@FoxInYourBox]

300 likes and no replies?

[@meganlocker9700]

@@FoxInYourBox 👁w👁 \🍜'\_ Want sum noodles

[@FoxInYourBox]

@@meganlocker9700 uhhh sure

[@meganlocker9700]

@@FoxInYourBox 🍜

[@FoxInYourBox]

@@meganlocker9700 thank you

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

@@sadie7593 Yeah it's not too bad.

[@vibraphoneplayer73]

Blankroomsoup.avi

[@sythepie]

@@vibraphoneplayer73 lmao

[@obviouslymatt6452]

I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS it’s not just the bicep lmao it’s two thirds tricep

[@Sendarra]

@@sadie7593 they mean wrapped around lmao

[@helloitsme5638]

When Laura says “ ok” (14:14) you look like a toddler that just had a meltdown

[@whambamcam]

i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago

[@molly-hannahx5287]

Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*

[@adrianarojas3432]

Best

[@stephchefjoey5977]

Wait I heard yanny Jk

[@ShadicJackson]

@@stephchefjoey5977 Hahahaha

[@arianna6501]

"He flaunts a set of beautiful blue eyes and brown hair" *his hair is hazel*

[@meaninglessblob7036]

You mean his eyes?

[@nikeb4212]

And his eyes are baby blue

[@sniffmaster3000]

Weird Girl and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue

[@TheCandyDragon]

hazel is brown though?

[@chaoticevil1578]

AND HIS EYES ARE BLUE

[@MissCuteAndLovely]

*GREG* *G* = Impossible for *R* = any Lady *E* = not to *G* = love him

[@DylanLeonine]

Gimpossible for Rany Lady Enot to Glove him ?

[@slushu_6865]

Dylan Leonine No, it spells: G= Impossible for R= any Lady E= not to G= love him

[@noel.friedrich]

@@DylanLeonine come on

[@DylanLeonine]

@@noel.friedrich Where are we going?

[@DylanLeonine]

@@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o

[@abbus_wabbus7767]

the fact they have a kid now 🎉

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Well I hope you are enjoying your unmarried life with your wife Laura

[@randomvids3456]

mE tOo

[@dolanxluvuguys225]

Darren Criss is totally awesome yeah I wonder how they are doing since I’m a time traveler from 10067 I haven’t watched him since 2019 I hope him and Laura aren’t deAd 🤗🙂

[@kittycatnala6243]

@@dolanxluvuguys225 how did you make this 2 months ago, if you havent watched them since 2019 and you're from 10067

[@aliyahyoung7729]

Blaine

[@aliyahyoung7729]

@@kittycatnala6243 time travel... duh

[@Tlake49]

1:33, hey jacksfilms, didn’t expect to see you here

[@lemontube1610]

Tristan Lake oh come on that’s just mean

[@sophiaphilip_]

Ahaha that’s literally what I thought 😂😂😂

[@breadsticks471]

m'forhead

[@Reallytallsocks]

Bruh.

[@snag3822]

Tristan Lake FUCK IM LITERALLY WHEEZING

[@Deathproof73]

*They forgot to mention that Greg is the fastest growing family on KZbin*

[@lhaegreenleaf]

Alina Nicole I don't think u got the joke mate

[@ruththedog_]

Danny: "This is a classic KZbin trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

Danny's mom wrote that article

[@potatonerd5236]

I find it really funny how you and my dad share a birthday. His name just happens to be Greg. 😂😂

[@Sophie-yx3td]

Lmfaoo

[@calystamcginnis2054]

He is truly Greg

[@meaninglessblob7036]

It was meant to be he is truly greg

[@Mizuena411]

xD

[@sniffmaster3000]

PotatoNerd he’s too dangerous to be kept alive!

[@mdungan]

"...and a free 30 day free trial" hmm... yes, the floor here is made of floor.

[@epicherbs8084]

may 300th like

[@prathamdave5849]

420 so I'm not gonna disturb it,sorry

[@bonquavious]

ah yes, the air in this room... is *a i r*

[@dragonispurple6075]

@@bonquavious hm... I've noticed that the walls are.... W a l l s

[@bonquavious]

Purple Dragon Animations I’ve noticed that the anti-vax people... are dead to this world.

[@geoffreygill5849]

I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share

[@vibhab191]

_wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_

[@juhlis5586]

Vibha B hey that's not what he says

[@goobie23]

Smirk just exposed you Vibha

[@vibhab191]

Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now? *_GASP_*

[@goobie23]

Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao

[@Max-ni9gw]

“Dentro de mi” means “inside of me” in Spanish.

[@sybilltrelawney1613]

max_h5 b r u h

[@phoebe9750]

Oop-

[@thesleepydot]

max_h5 😳😳

[@canigetajoe1808]

I-

[@loaf-of-milk8721]

Why would you give 12 year olds this info

[@gabydelales1854]

WHY IS NO KNE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM

[@elliwaldschmidt4330]

How else would you measure your arm?

[@drewsauveterre8867]

@@elliwaldschmidt4330 Circumference of the upper arm when flexing

[@mukulbabu5285]

Gaby Delales cc

[@kat-ub1dx]

RIGHT

[@inn_ocence]

I died when I saw how he measured his arm

[@fandomreader1774]

12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol

[@HereWeAre101]

Doing a college visit at Georgia Tech this weekend and this video is all I can think about. I don't want to do my schooling at Georgia Tech, but I would like to graduate from there, just like you!

[@gracecassidy8992]

Em It's an excellent school, you should come!

[@haydenamerrick]

Nah fam. Come to UGA a good education and people actually have fun here as well.

[@haydenamerrick]

I’m just messing. Go wherever you fit best or you’re gonna hate being there. Always do the campus visit. Hope the college hunt goes well.

[@atomickilljoy66]

Do it you'll amass a fortune of $500-$5 million

[@bluntsbdsm324]

Go to UGA and get an actual education lol

[@kayden6099]

wait Danny's not 13?

[@kayden6099]

then how old is greg???

[@nickymcthicky4871]

kk he's a fetus.

[@goodjobeli]

Nah he's 14 dude did you not hear his song

[@izabelea7733]

i thought he was 8

[@a1v4]

he’s just got a young face

[@dubondewpie]

What Do You Hear? Danny or Laura

[@therealtimdrake]

danny

[@nezi219]

Greg

[@imjusthere2762]

i hear both

[@likokuja]

Greg

[@dubondewpie]

Can you subscribe to my channel pls

[@usmanplayz8858]

I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂

[@kxlissa]

me too lol that was smart ad placement

[@noideawhoiam3855]

Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Same lol

[@DaRealLunarVoid]

@@kxlissafr

[@justgonnacomment]

it got me too

[@SofieIsRainbows]

this is so sad...... alexa, play dentro de mi 😔😔😔😔

[@katie_the_lady]

It’s great because the amount of time they have spent trying to open this safe 15x and filming and editing it they could have just *learned how to pick a lock*

[@hannahclaire4683]

Katie Weinhold or taken it to a locksmith

[@jessiking7855]

Or just fucking cut it open

[@Wabbaaajack]

but if they open the safe they can't make anymore videos on the safe

[@chensden6928]

But the viewwwwws

[@casualfridays388]

This is exactly what I was thinking

[@theluxalpha]

I feel like this article was written by a fangirl

[@xfroggii]

Bro stop calling me out!

[@goodday3185]

It was wrote by greg, the one in the attic behind the boxes.

[@emmycarovillano1347]

or drew

[@sewerrat2683]

Aka drew

[@sakuraabby]

the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨ me as a female: hUh?

[@_sandy_]

you're both right

[@miaschannel1]

They always ask “What’s up Greg” but never “How’s up Greg” :(

[@anaise4388]

They never cared...

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

They never ask “whys up greg?”

[@anaise4388]

Danny Gonzalez danny!!

[@miaschannel1]

Who’s up Greg? Seriously who is Up Greg he keeps coming to my house and I’m really scared

[@ilexdiapason]

I'll do you one better, who's up greg?

[@Vysard]

Danny: "...Even my dog's getting excited about it. H-honestly a little too excited, that's enough outta you Peanut." Peanut: *boof*

[@sniffmaster3000]

I swear when/if Danny and Laura have a kid, boy or girl, their name better be Greg

[@dionysus06]

Phineas and Ferb is on TV rn

[@hibye1681]

Alexxa Recordzz we don’t care

[@dionysus06]

@@hibye1681 so do your parents

[@hibye1681]

Alexxa Recordzz common knowledge

[@ailis7777]

Gregorina

[@bigman1163]

It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.

[@MissPeanut2002]

The fact that there is no 'THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW' feels so wrong

[@leviansle6942]

That's a treat and he only some times does that

[@asei231]

@@leviansle6942 no, this is actually an old outro. His new outro is "This video is over now" and the reason he changed it and also the reason some videos endings are covered with that happy royalty free music is copyright.

[@leviansle6942]

@@asei231 umm ok bit I don't care

[@asei231]

@@leviansle6942 I just wanted u to know that it's not something he does occasionally damn chill

[@ryanrex5327]

@@leviansle6942 wow being kind of a bitch huh

[@broadwaybandito2480]

“Illinois, Georgia.” That makes sense.

[@offbeatkiki]

I'M LITERALLY SO GREG RIGHT NOW!! FOR LIFE!! I'm so excited to watch this video and your video with Drew on the same day :)

[@offbeatkiki]

lmfao

[@Gabewackywizard]

the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42

[@emilym.1813]

Aw I hope you, Laura, and your dog had a fun ride to Illinois Georgia

[@siannap7209]

Laura? His non-existing wife..?

[@artistaroundtheblock2047]

THEY DIDN’T 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂.

[@demoaccount6526]

Illinoing? U mean?

[@jahanvimaheshwari930]

who is lauraaaaaa

[@Kayswrld67]

Mind your damn business Ok 👌🏽

[@motivationstudytime4228]

I love Laura’s reaction when she goes “oh my god-“ but it cuts off at the end

[@rhiannah]

wait he’s 24? legit thought he was 17

[@KubzElhan]

Death Berry don’t fucking insult people for no reason. Just because they’re confused dip shit.

[@larissaroc]

same skksks

[@Cynicaall]

No worries, he has a young face. He looks really young to a lot of people, no need to call names lol

[@ginahogeland6140]

You're a fucking dumbass

[@sarakling939]

I thought he was 15...

[@im_ajms8515]

"Now where does this go, in my mouth?" -Danny Gonzalez

[@sophiebutler3416]

when he started measuring himself with the 14 inch arm thing i lost it

[@jamesroby1948]

Sophie Butler do you mean the tape measure?

[@skrunklycreationz]

Jamie Roby huh

[@skrunklycreationz]

Jamie Roby they were explaining what part of the video they were talking about.

[@laurenwall3902]

*i thought he was 50 and married* *good thing he’s 13 and has a wife*

[@aliciasavitskoff3365]

Lauren Wall He isn’t 50?

[@TorchOnYT]

r/woooosh

[@bobobonobo9551]

@@aliciasavitskoff3365 yes he is

[@bobobonobo9551]

No you thought right he is 50 the 13y.o. thing is a lie

[@kiero1271]

He's 24

[@HS-pm1ro]

LOL the arm measurement is for your bicep

[@turtledragon4227]

I'm like 230!!!