sammy the bull: one of the best storytellers of ALL-TIME
@D-real4life4203 жыл бұрын
Shit funny 😆
@matthewzdarko4333 жыл бұрын
The blue hair. Nowadays they do that shit on purpose. My little pony.
@garyrock96393 жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy I'm only kidding around
@vanmoody3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewzdarko433 Sammy sounded more nervous about this woman's blue hair than he does when he tells stories about killing people. lol
@phillipanderson41983 жыл бұрын
I concur
@UmTriq3 жыл бұрын
“4 guys counting me ...3 of em are gay “ 😂his delivery is fuckin hilarious
@vanguardvaluist26143 жыл бұрын
The only sit down Sammy ever feared was with an old lady with a bad haircut. Priceless.
@travisharms20953 жыл бұрын
Fuck roofing I'm enrolled in beautician school first thing in the morning
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
OR AN ANGRY OLD MAN SENDING SOUP BACK TO THE KITCHEN IN A DELI👌😆😆😆😆🙏🤣🤣🏆🙏✌️🏅
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
@@travisharms2095 MY BRAIN WOULD GO HAYWIRE AND BELIEVE ME FRIEND I'VE DONE ROOFING LITERALLY GIVE ME THIS OPTION 🤨🙄🤔📝✒️😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@travisharms20953 жыл бұрын
14 fucking year's,lol, I'm ready to cut some grass
@dwnsth71363 жыл бұрын
I started laughing at this comment b4 watching the clip😂😂😂😂😂
@hi96433 жыл бұрын
“We just gotta put a little shade on this shit” 😂😂😂 my man Sammy
@gtboard3 жыл бұрын
The shooter was the blue haired lady in disguise!
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
I HOPE SAMMY DON'T MIND THAT WE BREAK HIS BALLS BUT WHEN HE'S FUNNY HE'S FUNNY DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE HOSTAGE THEY KEPT MULTIPLYING BUT HE GOT ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING ELSE AND THE HOSTAGE'S WHERE THERE ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY AND THE LIKED SAMMY AND ALLEY BOY SO MUCH THAT THE SAID NOTHING THEY JUST SMILED AND WINKED 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣✌️😎
@amtm41853 жыл бұрын
Hahah shooter suspect: Marge Simpson
@vitos20473 жыл бұрын
@@amtm4185 everyone knows its was Maggie hahaha.. 🐁🐁
@anonymousxyzxpaq37933 жыл бұрын
@@amtm4185 😂
@amtm41853 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed that hard on a while. Last time was when fuckin Marie threw her shoe thru the window HAHAHAH
@sixxfreak583 жыл бұрын
One of Sammy's funniest stories yet ... I'm almost crying here!
@zannichol76833 жыл бұрын
Just another gem from Sammy. He had me crying I was laughing so hard.
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
IN THE BOOK GREAT BUT TO ACTUALLY HEAR HIM TELL IT FRIEND I EXPERIENCE✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🔵🔵🔵🔵👌
@BeNZoJosh3 жыл бұрын
“And, ah. She’s going to give me this cosmetic treatment... this little facial... whatever the fuck it is” 😂🤣
@pcplgregorywaynelamen91653 жыл бұрын
"i wore this white jacket with the big pocketz in the front where you could put your comb, and your scissors and all the stupid shit." 😂😂😂
@Jtevkicksandcards3 жыл бұрын
Funniest story of all time he was like tea where they put the scissors and hrushes and all this stupid shit 🤣🤣
@Jtevkicksandcards3 жыл бұрын
@@pcplgregorywaynelamen9165 damn you beat me to it hardest ive laughes in a while
@rosesummers66582 жыл бұрын
I agree, I've never laughed so much. I just love you Sammy!!!
@pross2633 жыл бұрын
She's in the back, you can't miss her. I almost died laughing
@chrismuckleroy54753 жыл бұрын
Dude! Too funny
@MookBaylock3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing out loud. I thought I was going to wake my kids up. I was trying to keep quiet lmao
@gaatjullieniksaan5353 жыл бұрын
Me to Wha .ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@D-real4life4203 жыл бұрын
Yeah word shit was funny ass hell even when he said she was sucking her husband dick with the ice cubes that shit was funny as fuck I need to try that shit
@scamdemicusmaximus51093 жыл бұрын
"Beautician Sammy Gravano shot in the chest by former client. The suspect was wearing mens clothing hiding her blue hair under a fedora"
@shamrock85613 жыл бұрын
This story was hysterical. Nobody can tell a story like Sammy. You always feel like you are right there with him in the story.
@landonhsmith3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I've got issues bro. I found this channel 2 days ago and I haven't stopped watching you tell your stories. I'm think when I've watched them all, Im going to buy the $500 live chat just so I can tell you how much your stories have helped me get threw the darkest point of my life. Love you bro. TX
@Rushmore2223 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how addictive these stories are.
@raygordonteacheschess55013 жыл бұрын
Sammy wasn't even top 100 evil in NYC in the 1970s and 1980s. Notice he ALWAYS gives fair warning and a chance to act right before he drops the hammer. That's a level of class even most cops do not have. Our laws are a construct. There can be good mobsters and bad cops. I would judge Mr. Gravano here not by the fact that he "whacked" nineteen people, but that what you see is what you get, he always kept his word, and he was more consistent to his own ethical code that I have been to mine and most have been to theirs. The person he is now is amazingly fascinating.
@ciaranotoole9043 жыл бұрын
Ye there very addictive
@jamesduffy65183 жыл бұрын
I listen when I in the shower and before bed, I want to hear all of it
@raygordonteacheschess55013 жыл бұрын
The mob is a fascinating backdrop that lets the people shine on center stage. They weren't threats to regular people. Gotti used to hang out in OTB. So did Jack Klugman (for 1-2 minutes).
@Sedan57Chevy3 жыл бұрын
The Battling Beautician of Brooklyn: Sammy the Bull Gravano. You've had one crazy life, and I remain very thankful you made it and are willing to share bits and pieces with us all!
@sr9tc3 жыл бұрын
Youre the uncle i wish i had. I love your stories. I could listen to your stories all day, everyday.
@michaelotterbeck92903 жыл бұрын
😂opens the jacket,showing the gun:”I don’t really like being told what to do,when I can go” “oh nooo you can come and go whenever Jerry told me all about you” 🤣classic Sammy The Bull
@mrcharles46363 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dollphinspirit3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how a gun can change the outcome even if it's not in use
@6240tv3 жыл бұрын
"blue you can see from 8 miles away" holy cow I needed that laugh thanks Sammy .
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
NEON BLUE 🔵🙏🦋🌟🙏🏆😋
@rosesummers66582 жыл бұрын
Omg
@rosesummers66582 жыл бұрын
Omg.
@patrykpryce3 жыл бұрын
Sammy's the bro who says he's a beautician and people respect him for it.
@JctsUK3 жыл бұрын
Sammy’s sense of humour is spot on. A bloke you just wanna go for a pint with
@donnakaren39963 жыл бұрын
We need a documentary of all these stories in order. Only Sammy can be the narrator. Best story teller of all time
@jeunonn3 жыл бұрын
“Take a peek at what you did bro” LMAOOO
@jrl953 жыл бұрын
shit had me rolling lmfao'
@MegaTrainman3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t miss her...” How priceless is that!?
@jeromemckenzie69303 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👍🏼
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
THAT COMMENT TRUELY HAD US BUSTING A GUT OH YOU MEAN THE LADY WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER BUSTING UP MY CAR ? THE CAR IS INSURED I'M NOT 🙄😉✌️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🌈😎💣🥶🤕
@karnagefails3334 ай бұрын
Lmfao!
@petecastle57623 жыл бұрын
Sammy has really had some fun in life , his attitude to try things sure has made great stories for all of us , gotta love him , please keep the stories coming Sammy , please
@helenjohnson450510 ай бұрын
I love sammy stories I love his laugh I just love sammy😊
@winterhymnal23 жыл бұрын
“Got this white jacket so I can put the comb, scissors and other stupid shit” lool
@elcamaleon973 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@collegedropout55503 жыл бұрын
😂 😆
@covid19deception393 жыл бұрын
i was watching while eating and i almost spit my food out. so damn funny
@dv20333 жыл бұрын
I lost it 😂
@metalgear2153 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that hahaha
@WAdams-ps9st3 жыл бұрын
"Bro, shes in the back. You cant miss her." 😂😂😂
@MarzoThatNigga3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@Kingx903 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@lawrencebruan-vy2px3 жыл бұрын
I chocked on my ciggarete when he said that shit. Fucking funny as fuck
@metalgear2153 жыл бұрын
I needed to hear this, rough day at work and Sammy had me laughing my ass off, don't stop telling your stories brother, they are gold, I even got my buddies at work listening to you, they love what your doing.
@DanielSalazar-zi5cs3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a story all day
@husainlethal5593 жыл бұрын
Same
@jamesmulligan67513 жыл бұрын
I was starting to wonder if it was because i didn't sign up. Lol
@therealliam42173 жыл бұрын
Me too
@kocain3133 жыл бұрын
Exactly kinda like I'm waiting for a sit down just one long sit down lol but one with Sammy and Michael its the one thing I think everyone who is a fan of these guys want most its like they r fucking with us cuz its obvious its what we want lol
@marcwhicher52423 жыл бұрын
Me too
@adamgreen62253 жыл бұрын
I like when sammy adjusts the cup and his watch at times
@unnamedchannel12373 жыл бұрын
That is a kinky fetish , you are an odd one.
@adamgreen62253 жыл бұрын
@@unnamedchannel1237 you don't know the half of it
@abe32463 жыл бұрын
When he paused after the part about license in the mail and alluded to the his brush with death I could sense the inflection pt. and crossroads in his life.. Maybe he could have taken a different path with a traditional family and job(hair salon with wife and baby). But life takes you down paths to the unknown and all actions have consequences. I appreciate your humanity and helping us to learn from your experiences. He is a great storyteller and thank you for your time and passion with your life stories .
@tomaseriksson54303 жыл бұрын
I'd rather he shot me than cut my fucking hair
@greydogedmdriver30533 жыл бұрын
I can see everything he says. I’m living it vicariously through your words. Thank you.
@timwhitemedic3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Gravano, this is my absolute favorite story so far. I would have lost BIG money if somebody had ever told me, "Hey did you know Sammy The Bull was a beautician?" Your channel is great and I look forward to your next story.
@Xkxkxpker3 жыл бұрын
"How many girls?" "600" "Im gonna go get the papers get the papers"
@ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL3 жыл бұрын
You're a funny guy !
@thecreoleladyy71913 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GoGetYourShinebox3 жыл бұрын
@@ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL Funny how? Like a clown he amuses you?
@SAOrules3 жыл бұрын
@@GoGetYourShinebox yes he’s a clown, he amuses me.
@ArtBellJr3 жыл бұрын
He should have had a cut scene to the opening of Goodfellas , only if this was Family Guy.
@gaildreyfus40083 жыл бұрын
That was hysterical!! I ordered the “bull” coffee mug so I can sip and watch !
@IcemanFabian3 жыл бұрын
Time to get engulfed in uncle Sammy's story as he reminisces and takes us back in time with him
@stephenspinelli42653 жыл бұрын
This man can literally read the newspaper aloud and I would listen. He is a great storyteller.
@felderj03 жыл бұрын
Damn, Sammy. I can see how you were able to keep a good crew. Charismatic, hell of a personality, comical, Loyalty and good orator. Anyone would be tickled to be around you. These stories are more than just interesting and insightful, they are entertaining and suspenseful. I can picture every scene. Thanks for taking the time to share them with us. I love how in some stories you have a good moral to pass on. That’s called life experience the hard way. I haven’t listened to the podcast yet. But if they are half as good as all the KZbin videos I have watched you in, they have got to have enough for one hell of a movie. Enjoy listening to you Bro. God bless and good health to you.
@jonathanallen95963 жыл бұрын
Bro...this is one of the best stories I've ever 🙉.
@samanthathompson25463 жыл бұрын
Mafia underboss attending beautician school surrounded by 600 women, someone make a movie lmao
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
Just saying 600 LADIES then they start talking about sex what will you think!!?
@georgemoran42713 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Movie script just pours out of his mouth. Movie title...."The Bull" the best mob academy award winning movie of all time!
@CinCee-3 жыл бұрын
Sammy needs an HBO series
@leonmchoulwallace79583 жыл бұрын
Yas
@b.h.74303 жыл бұрын
Tarantino needs this
@tylersmith97993 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fuckin hard about the blue hair “she’s back there, you can’t miss her!”..😂😂
@JeffMartinez6483 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest of all your stories thus far, you killed it! Thank you
@Shelz13703 жыл бұрын
Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano !!!. I'm new to your platform. I love coming here to listen to your old school stories. You truly are a master story teller. From start to finish, I am captivated. One week later, I subscribe. I love it !!! When I need a bit of motivation, or someone whose message will benefit me in some way, or even just to listen to another great story teller I'm gonna go hear what Michael has to offer. But when the want for an Ol' School Saga' to blow me away, I'm comin' for a Sit Down with Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano. Thank you so much, Sir, just for being here.
@woodyhayes74023 жыл бұрын
“Should I nibble on her leg” Sammy Gravano.
@Louis-si4ci3 жыл бұрын
He just says these funny lines so naturally n off the cuff.......brilliant story teller.......I never thought I'd hear him tell a story about getting his beautician license ina million years!! Never fails to surprise me
@Silo-Ren3 жыл бұрын
He should of done a 180 degree turn and checked the temputure manually. "Sorry, hair still wet" 😜
@kingdtr1073 жыл бұрын
THAT LINE HAD ME SMILING FOR THE REST OF THE VIDEO!!!
@kingdtr1073 жыл бұрын
@@Silo-Ren or he shoulda said" listen I'm a licensed gynocologist, let me make check to see if your medically capable of giving facials" , then flashed the gun like he did the teacher, THEN DID THE 180°....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@Silo-Ren3 жыл бұрын
@@kingdtr107 can't never go wrong with the GYN ;) 👍
@jm_12143 жыл бұрын
Sammy has got these other mob guys beat with his stories... The best.
@mikexxxmilly3 жыл бұрын
By far. Not even close
@evilone66663 жыл бұрын
You know one is a gangster when he tells you that he was a beautician and he still sounds gangster! All jokes aside, now I know why those 19 men didn't see it coming. This Sammy is so likeable!
@justforfunx90943 жыл бұрын
Sammy’s the best out there. I wish I could meet this guy for a beer.
@edwardnewsome72003 жыл бұрын
“I really hate when people tell me what I got to do.”
@RaoulThomas0073 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing at that part of the story. Every school you attend has these ridiculous arbitrary rules and hoops to jump through! No problem - Sammy’s got the solution! “So I unzipped my jacket and he was starring at the gun…” Problem SOLVED!
@902101463 жыл бұрын
“Take a peek at what you did Bro” Lmfaoooooooo
@MikeJones-lx9hd3 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaaa
@Ojd1893 жыл бұрын
“You want me to be a Beautician, bro?” 🤣😂
@howtodoelectrical2003 жыл бұрын
THEY HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE OR NETFLIX SPECIAL ON THIS MAN’s life!!!!! Sammy your the man bro
@adrianevaldez3 жыл бұрын
I remember reading your book when I was a kid. Laughing at this story. Too cool to hear u tell it
@smoothestthing3 жыл бұрын
“It’s actually starting to turn me on now” HILARIOUS
@Neodreth3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Back then he was known as Sammy ''The Beautician'' Gravano but later on he changed it to ''The Bull'' for obvious reasons.
@evilswissy3 жыл бұрын
that's not even funny dude...don't even comment anymore, just watch the videos from now on
@quinnsmith29553 жыл бұрын
yeah but he was the toughest damn beautician you'd ever run across
@peteroconnor63943 жыл бұрын
That was a beautiful story!
@jamesmalcolm69763 жыл бұрын
That was funny, 19 confirmed kills, "I gotta leave town, I just found out 'The Beautician' is looking for me "
@jacksmith80023 жыл бұрын
It was Sammy "clippers" Gravano and Alite trained him
@michaelmortell41423 жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of the funniest fucking stories I ever heard!!!
@jamesmccormick8753 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sammy! I’m one of your Soldiers! Don’t forget about Sammy’s Patreon.
@tamarabrown68972 жыл бұрын
I’m freakin crying! You’re one of the best story tellers ever!
@falonbraley18453 жыл бұрын
I have been up for 24 hours straight; I can't stop watching all the podcasts of him and his stories. I'm so intrigued.
@bobriedel32773 жыл бұрын
When Sammy was describing how blue her hair was, all I could think was Marge Simpson!
@JB-ue6lf3 жыл бұрын
lmao!!
@cookieman09163 жыл бұрын
I’m dying laughing about the way Sammy described the blue hair.
@jeffkearney24883 жыл бұрын
Im dying laughing, "no you go back and finish her, you cant fuckin miss her"
@murphyslawNYC41033 жыл бұрын
“I was the guy who finished the blue hair lady’s hair “. Can you believe it ? Hahahahaha Gianni Russo
@doncmleon3 жыл бұрын
D e a d lmao
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
How did you do it? And how HARD WAS IT TO DO IN ALL THE WHILE LISTENING TO THAT COW'S BIG TEARING MOUTH YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE SAMMY BUGGERD UP HER FREAKING HAIR?I WOULD BE PRAYING GOD PLEASE IF THERE IS JUSTICE LET HER HAIR FALL OUT AND NEVER GROW ANYWHERE ON HER BODY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎✌️
@froey1980333 жыл бұрын
Sammy is the ultimate story teller. I could listen to Sammy tell his stories all day.
@EvilSecondTwin3 жыл бұрын
Love your stories, Sammy. Be safe.
@drewedison77833 жыл бұрын
“Nobody knows, but I hit Sammy The Bull in the chest for dying my Ma’s hair blue.” -Gianni Russo
@drewedison77833 жыл бұрын
Whenever Sammy hit someone, he was careful so that their mother could have an open casket funeral to admire the barbers💈 work. always maintaining respect for the industry he was trained in.
@drewedison77833 жыл бұрын
“I like your cut Bro.”
@cbjames28443 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SissyKay3 жыл бұрын
lol
@rustyruss29623 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@herbz7943 жыл бұрын
“There’s a lot of things I do like about it , they do facials” something I didn’t think I would hear haha
@aurianna1233 жыл бұрын
I look foward to these videos..Theres nobody else telling these type of quality athentic stories on social media.. You never ever disappoint
@lprophit3 жыл бұрын
sammy the frytags stories both yours and the ema & papper stories to me are so vivid in my head the way you told these two stories inspired me so much just the feel of how you say it its so emotional and cinematic to me, i might try to animate them how i see it. abunch of others of your stories move me the same way, sounds cliche but literally i feel like im watching some super cinematic drama how it all plays out.
@johnniemi80123 жыл бұрын
That's when they started calling old ladies "blue hairs".
@johnnyfive87483 жыл бұрын
😂
@PeterGriffinz3 жыл бұрын
Blue rinse brigade.
@BroMark16113 жыл бұрын
True. Especially all the old Jewish ladies at the slots down AC. Never understood it. It was so weird yet acceptably common. I saw it and just stared. Some were a little purple silver. I still see it in my head, but never see it today.
@dr.x1213 жыл бұрын
I SAW thAT the last time🤔 ~20y. ago, while visiting East Eu! NOW I see why IT did nothing for my hair when I was +/- a kid! U need to use the WHOLE bottle🤦♀️! I thought... "cheap bs!" 🤣 I ALWAYS said "U learn so much from Sammy!"🥂🤩...even about stuff I forgot myself!🙃
@jamallabarge26653 жыл бұрын
I live in Appalachia and see how they look if they don't use the blue dye. Their hair looks like weathered and tired straw. Makes them look older than dirt. Adding some blue gives them a silver look that is attractive. Especially for Latinas and African American ladies. Real dignity.
@johnfranco44173 жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine, When they do the movie that’s where it should start. At the beautician school.
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
THEY HAVE A SCENE IN WITNESS FOR THE MOVIE THAT TOOK PLACE IN A BEAUTY SCHOOL BUT IT JUST SHOW'S A LADY PISSED BECAUSE SAMMY CUT HER HAIR WRONG BUT IT'S A GOOD MOVIE BUT BLUE 💙 WASN'T IN IT THE CAST WASN'T ON ACID LIKE SAMMY WAS WHEN HE TRAUMATIZED THAT LADY FOR LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️😎
@justinlecroy35793 жыл бұрын
Hollywood would ruin it. It's best this way.
@Lifeisgood-zu7gm3 жыл бұрын
Totally lol brilliant
@zacktomczak49623 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story.. When you ruin a woman's hair.. expect some guy in a fedora to make a follow up appointment..💀
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
WELL IF I'm the ladies HUSBAND ID BE LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM LAUGHING UNTIL I DOOKIE IN MY PANTS UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT I DO A DAM THING ABOUT IT I'LL TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT IT🔵🔵🔵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME KEEP ON MESSING WITH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN SEND YOU TO THE HAIR LUV FOR MEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🌟
@unnamedchannel12373 жыл бұрын
@@carlosvazquez7437 you left the caps lock on
@donb7043 жыл бұрын
I watched this video the other day and commented on it. I watched it two more times since then . It's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Sammy's great in it. His delivery on the story and funny parts is the best. Straight out of a movie. 👍Sammy!
@kristenlevine34463 жыл бұрын
My husband and I just watched this episode on the tv. What a great story ! Thank you !
@jollyrancher90163 жыл бұрын
Sammy the Bull at salon school. Who would have thunk it? 🤣
@richardcollier19123 жыл бұрын
Well, don't look at me.
@dr.x1213 жыл бұрын
Me bc Sammy IS super smart. He knew He won't do to much of thAT. Idk if cook or so IS better🤷♀️
@jamallabarge26653 жыл бұрын
Gianni Russo claimed that he attended beauty school to keep the Truant Officer off of his back. He got more ass than a toilet seat.
@killaskrilla53203 жыл бұрын
i don’t think thunk is a word bro
@jollyrancher90163 жыл бұрын
For God's sakes guys it's a pop culture quote and that's the way it's always been said. 🙄
@adougie173 жыл бұрын
“The bullet hit me and it broke “ 😂
@whatyousaydere3 жыл бұрын
"How many girls??" "600, its crazy" "Alright, ill get my papers... "
@thedevollsadvocate3 жыл бұрын
IM GONNA GET THE PAPER GET THE PAPER
@jamallabarge26653 жыл бұрын
As a kid I passed a beauty school, six girls got behind me, I ran, they chased me. Today I'd have stuck around to get phone numbers. Youth is wasted on the young.
@jamallabarge26653 жыл бұрын
@@catchaidshaters Don't be a player hater... I was a pretty boy, they were worth fleeing. Today I'd have gotten some phone numbers.... cause I am no longer young and stupid.
@wailnshred3 жыл бұрын
600 women, four guys. Three of the guys are gay, that's pretty good odds.
@andrejli94193 жыл бұрын
No words Sammy. So glad that you made it and you are here to tell the stories. You are the man!
@mattmancuso42203 жыл бұрын
These stories are the best! Thanks.
@tawniabaze92383 жыл бұрын
I was drinking pop when you were talking about the old ladies hair and I laughed so hard, it came out my nose. LOL
@ttopper12223 жыл бұрын
Any time Sammy says "Oh my god" I piss myself laughing.
@IDontTalkToCops3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone heard an old guy say the word “bro” and actually pull it off the way Sammy does? Lol.
@clittle15593 жыл бұрын
prison will do that you hear it all day but the hoppers ,there the ones thats hard to deal with... on my momma ,dummy ,you hur me , I say right. so glad I changed my life the ebonix is real
@caramason59503 жыл бұрын
No I have to say no I haven’t!
@KarlHamilton3 жыл бұрын
Bro.
@unclehousy-leotardo3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that generation is when calling people bro started then it changed to cuz then back to bro at least where I'm from.
@IRANownsGEORGEBUSH3 жыл бұрын
An old guy ? I’ve heard of young and stupid ones making comments on computers
@JoeBagzz2 жыл бұрын
Sammy, Hahaha, you are a trip bro. I binge-listen to your stories for a few hours a day. I started from the beginning of your videos and worked my way up. These stories are priceless bro. Keep up the great work and continue making me laugh.
@carminelucia.58463 жыл бұрын
The beauty school story was hilarious. All your stories are informative while being entertaining and I can listen all day long. It’s like being back in the old neighborhood in the Bronx. Thank you.
@VuuHere3 жыл бұрын
Ditto Carmine I grew up in the Fordham section in the 70’s and 80’s. This guy can bring you back with his classic storytelling.
@ChiIeboy3 жыл бұрын
"Should I nibble on her leg and see what happens?" LMFAO
@johnsecord85393 жыл бұрын
Sammy. We need that podcast. Thanks for another video.
@jameswilkins28203 жыл бұрын
love how he randomly says BRO
@mattgoldstein77733 жыл бұрын
this is by FAR the best one yet. sammy you're getting great at this bro!
@kingdtr1073 жыл бұрын
SAMMY WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IDK HOW YOU CAN HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, I ENVY THAT, I HOPE TO ONE DAY CONDUCT MYSELF LIKE A GENTLEMAN THE WAY YOU HAVE, NOTHING BUT THE UPMOST RESPECT FOR YOU!!!!
@Jen-id8zg3 жыл бұрын
I am a stylist . I am laughing out loud right now . F-ing hilarious
@40ounce583 жыл бұрын
“You can’t miss her , she’s over there 👉 “ That would’ve been priceless seeing that old lady going crazy after looking mirror.
@carlosvazquez74373 жыл бұрын
🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵💙✌️🙏🏆
@josephdellaquila27663 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 200,000 you the man!!
@jamesmulligan67513 жыл бұрын
He goes up 5 to 10k an episode. He's KILLING it . 😉
@jamesmccormick8753 жыл бұрын
Help promote this channel, I’ve been hitting up all the mob vids on here telling them about Sammy’s channel. We need to get him to a million.
@jamesmccormick8753 жыл бұрын
@Mike Moore First I’m married, I don’t have a problem getting laid. Second, what does it matter to you? Chill and enjoy the content.
@kaheakruse43103 жыл бұрын
Love these stories, and apparently so does everyone who listens! Never seen another channel with no “dislike”, not even one!
@celebritytributes3 жыл бұрын
"You can't talk like this, take a look at what you did bro" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The blue hair, im fucken dying 🤣🤣🤣 This story is full of gold
@uncleTedK3 жыл бұрын
“Take a peek at what you did, bro” 😂 😂 😂
@SoDope2093 жыл бұрын
"Take a peek at what you did bro." 😆 had me dyin.
@achalashwinr3 жыл бұрын
This is the inspiration for "You Don't Mess with Zohan" .. Sammy just wants to make the hair silky smooth
@michellen11252 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest story EVER…..just the thought of Sammy in beauty school is a riot……can’t believe he went through the whole program to the state boards. I love it!
@eqcicil3 жыл бұрын
Hey Sammy, I’m a retired cop and had a lot of training related to many of the things you talk about. It’s great to see you doing good things! Best of luck and success in the future bro!
@zedagubata87133 жыл бұрын
“It’s actually starting to turn me on” lmaooooo “take a peek at what you did - bro” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@howtodoelectrical2003 жыл бұрын
This story alone would be a good Episode on Netflix, comes out the army- beautician - 600 women - 😂 this is gold man
@SixtyEightnOyouOne3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing he needs to make a series, you can’t make this stuff up. He could write his own Sopranos type of series it’s a automatic hit
@NOMAAM19703 жыл бұрын
This is one of the wildest stories I've ever heard from Sammy so far. A beautician?!?! I would've never guessed. 🤣😂
@jimmyburkeirishgoodfella57203 жыл бұрын
Read his book underboss. You can listen to the audio book version right here on KZbin . Thank me later lol
@memyself8003 жыл бұрын
Watch the movie witness to the mob. It shows him cutting a woman's hair 🤣🤣
@shawnsherrin26883 жыл бұрын
If u want to call it cutting her hair lol he did a whole nother number on her hair lol
@anonymousxyzxpaq37933 жыл бұрын
Oh damn 😂 now I have to watch it bc of u guy's 😅even if I hear it's a bad movie!🤷🏼♀️
@carlgustafemilmannerheim56613 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousxyzxpaq3793 it's not that bad but it's a TV movie with no swearing which is super weird for a mob movie
@SicilianSVT9 ай бұрын
What a great and interesting story! I love watching Sammys videos. I was born in victory memorial hospital so this one hit home for me. I look forward to hearing more stories!🇮🇹
@dianewilliams903 жыл бұрын
just finished your book. really good, kept my interest right up to the last word. I'm a terrible reader and usually crap-out a few chapters in because it is difficult for me to keep from blurring the words. Other than keeping track of all the player's names, I loved it. I also love that you and your (real) family loves animals. Anyone who loves and protects animals is a friend of mine.