I Got a Speedrun World Record in Don't Pee

[@Zebedarion]

The voice actor truly immersed himself in this role. It's as if he avoided going to the bathroom for a week before recording to prepare for the role. What dedication, truly inspiring.

[@kaosreality7154]

Inspiring? So u gonna hold ur piss in fire week so u can be more pitiful asking your mum if you can have a second portion of icecream

[@superchickenlips1]

Sounds like Keanu Reeves at times.

[@Burgercat55]

The voice actor sounded like that one dragon ball clip "just calm down don't do it" when gohan was tweaking

[@oddball1336]

​@@Burgercat55 ok?

[@Burgercat55]

@@oddball1336 wdym ok? 😭 I was just saying what it sounded like to me

[@MenkoDany]

Dev missed an opportunity for one of the quick time events to be DON'T PRESS 'P'

[@rwbyab7423]

That would actually be a rad mechanic, subvert expectations and whatnot

[@ericrobbert1148]

Such a great idea.

[@rumpelstiltskin6150]

But don't tell you. Just occasionally give a P prompt, you fail if you obey.

[@triprism2373]

This game could have a hard mode with an in-game timer, that once it reaches a certain time, you get a kidney stone and die and have to restart.

[@semwitter6086]

Or when you just explode

[@RedShirt00000]

I love the idea of a kidney stone meaning instant death

[@ortegonadam]

The kidney stone is the timer.. you start the game with the stone and the goal is to finish before the stone kills you 😂😅

[@SuperCompany007]

Honestly the sense of urgency would fit really well in a ”you gotta piss so build a ghost toilet” game

[@Vanhaomena]

@@RedShirt00000 If you get one, that's exactly what you wish for

[@ButtonedUpBailey]

Unironically, the voice acting in this game is SO good. The over-dramatic delivery of every line really makes it feel like it's life or death

[@LlamaWarriorMan]

Lmao NOT NOWWW!!!

[@spaace.938]

This game feels like a bad dream where nothing makes sense and you wake up with a wet bed.

[@justhere4637]

​@OfficerVuuduuCaptain Price UTTP? What?

[@kaosreality7154]

Speak for yaself 😂

[@ectoerror8527]

​@justhere4637 you still alive?

[@justhere4637]

@@ectoerror8527 Yeah. Have been for years.

[@gooseiscool93]

i woke up one time cause i accidentally spilled on myself but i thought i pissed myself

[@OilMan00]

Charlie, if you do that skip at the start of the run, but once you clip out of bounds and jump run right, youll get teleported to the place where you can get the water tank. After that, just run to the unfinished toilet, stand in the second to last platform, and spam the water tank, then finish the run. New wr is 31 seconds.

[@Kommunist_Kittens]

Incredible

[@SuperCompany007]

Fully optimized pissing

[@OilMan00]

@@SuperCompany007 that *shit* made me laugh

[@thezerohour5077]

@@OilMan00 Did the piss make you laugh too?

[@OilMan00]

@@thezerohour5077 it almost made me pee, but I resisted it

[@nick_4972]

Can’t wait for the sequel “Don’t Poo”

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@petermiller5789]

@@Noctulifydelete your channel

[@LightningRetard]

Don't Shit Your Pants walked so this game could run

[@viablos455]

fuck you beat me to it i was literally writing that down

[@ogAlacath]

And the Sequel after that, "don't splooge"

[@MisterDeadDoxx]

“Oh no not again” Like this happens to him everyday

[@JokersD0ll]

As a person with bad bladder issues since a child I find it extremely relatable 😂

[@ImCigarette]

@@JokersD0ll i think hes talking about the toilet being missing lol

[@jaden6231]

I like how Charlie entered "80086" for boobs and not 80085

[@SansUndertaleOfficial]

it was a misinput calm down

[@aaaa_ooo_a_ooo]

My thoughts exactly

[@Phatxual]

Rookie mistakes😂

[@Beanzops]

@@SansUndertaleOfficial😂

[@Beanzops]

@@Cum_blizzard_monkeyliterally the opposite of gay

[@WOOFxSTYLE]

The music went unironically hard during the run

[@B4rca]

Fr might add to playlist

[@monkusgamer3460]

Another very reasonable game to devote your time to Mr. Penguinz0

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@zchwvr]

What are these bots 💀

[@cyperus4589]

​@@NoctulifyThanks for the free speedrun strat, might make pb

[@SiMusicGH3]

@@zchwvr Welp. Just report them, don't give them attention

[@bencaxton6681]

@@cyperus4589 Please don't interact with the bots, just report them.

[@silentdmr1479]

I feel like the creator knows the community is going to eventually get the numbers down to under a minute and the ending credits song will literally loop endlessly nonstop as long as the run is finished each time.

[@itsnetts]

26 seconds currently apparently.

[@silentdmr1479]

@@itsnetts wow they got the numbers down so damn fast lol, ima go see who has the record now

[@canadianmedic4341]

“80086” definitely how to spell 80085

[@Beanzops]

I eat the cotton candy from my walls

[@Beanzops]

Agreed

[@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337]

@@Beanzops why did we need to know this.. i mean it's not like i'm not saying i didn't want to know about this but why

[@Beanzops]

@@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337 th

[@FiZzYPoP115]

​@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337 because he input it wrong wtf it's not that deep dude, you can take off the tinfoil hat

[@Union_Jack_official]

Pissing in the sink should be a secret ending

[@Vergil001]

)

[@seangiglio]

“Poopy Diapy Boi” gives man the power to do things once thought impossible

[@PoopSockJohnson]

Such a banger

[@Honkden]

why did that actually go hard

[@blazeron12]

I've been searching and can't find it. @@pw5687 I think someone needs to buy the game, grab the audio file and upload is on its own

[@OmalleyDoc]

@@Honkden It really does go unreasonably hard

[@atbobman]

@@pw5687i tried looking for a long time and only got potty training songs for kids

[@K3NnY_G]

The only question I have about all of this is: The *fuck* is the sound effect for the rifle?

[@nowe2892]

Exactly, Im surprised nobody else said anything about this

[@juleslouv]

What is it??

[@hunterfogleman7443]

It’s sounds like a child but I can’t make it out what they’re saying or why the rifle even sounds like that.

[@juleslouv]

It kinda sounds like Eric cartman

[@AchtAus]

@@juleslouv my thought exactly

[@briansalce2808]

charles playing a don't piss your pants game is the most charles thing ever.

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate.... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@jds8438]

Jesus Christ so many bots

[@Bukayosaks]

@@NoctulifyI guess I’m dying then

[@Cum_blizzard_monkey]

Gay 😂

[@roadsidegarage69]

jesus fuck the amount of bot replies also report all of them, i already did

[@4louisMC]

I love the phraze: "I think the pee is RNG"

[@souljaboy.6668]

it really is tho

[@LiterallySoManyBears]

*phrase

[@503amirulhakim5]

This is one of the most obscure game speedrun ive ever heard of

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@angel_of_rust]

it's an obscure game

[@DomMazz]

​@BARNEYRUTTPyou have 1 video loser

[@mr.lizard666]

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[@jamiechen7501]

Your entire comment section is all bots except for one guy lmao

[@Sharklops]

Can't wait for Summoning Salt's history of Don't Pee

[@cen2zero]

*we’re finally landing intensifies*

[@Jokin_Jake]

A world record time so good that it happened three times.

[@Noctulify]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@EriSenshur]

Damn bots already qppearing

[@Jokin_Jake]

@@EriSenshur yup. They instant transmission to anyone who writes a comment the second they click "enter" rip

[@demosdaft8137]

Glad I was able too see it live, top tier stream

[@McNugget_Buddy]

Wait until he finds out the world record is down to 31.7 seconds now

[@halowaffles]

31:37 Homie shit out an LMG and has to fight off an alien invasion in the piss dimension? Can't wait for the sequel

[@soupcangaming662]

Half-Pissed

[@pokgeila]

This is like bringing piss to a poop fight

[@heheimlai]

amen brother

[@AndrewJaramillo-ek4vt]

Hell yeah

[@Yujiboygaeming]

The fact that someone got an even lower WR at 32 secs is insane to me

[@godpop]

Yeah as soon as he did this live, all the try hards installed this game😂

[@reapster12]

It stands at 26 seconds

[@Yujiboygaeming]

@@reapster12 Just looked again and now its down to 25 these mfs are crazy LOL

[@toadoly]

Imagine needing to use the restroom at 3:00 am but you have to go on a quest to collect toilet parts and go to a different dimension to do so…

[@Slimzu]

wait that's not normal?

[@toadoly]

@@Slimzu maybe in France, that place can be pretty silly

[@Slimzu]

@@toadolyyup I'm from France 🙋🇩🇪

[@Drsteezymcgee]

Don't have to imagine. We just watched it happen

[@sluttyseneca]

That could make a really cool game

[@robinlaszlo]

Theres absolutely no reason the song in that game should go so fucking hard.

[@KingCasual1986]

I caught some of this stream last night and I never thought a game about a dude trying to make a toilet so he doesn’t piss his pants would be so entertaining.

[@TreyFigueroa]

I appreciate how in his criticism video where he responded to criticism he acknowledged how people missed his speedrun and then he drops this

[@ProblematicExistence]

"Poopy Diapy Boi" by August Sargenti is an absolute banger.

[@tonymartinez2199]

With poopy diaper boy playing over his gameplay it brings me right back to early 2000's call of duty montages

[@sharpsichord]

Is this man fighting back a pee or fighting demons? What a metaphor

[@ElZear0]

that song is actually so fire

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I only started watching your content after I was randomly recommended one of your Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine speedruns and have watched everything you upload ever since. Finally things come full circle with another masterpiece by the same creator.

[@connorconnor1631]

charlie is one of the only people in the world who can just casually get three world records in a video game after playing it for less than two hours

[@TheHolonConcept]

That '"What am I capable of?! Everything is possible!" cracked me up

[@laithurz6408]

Poopy diapy is such a banger of a song that's only enhanced by the fact that you can't even find it online. You'll be met with baby poop videos.

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

Dude! I looked all over the place for it. 😢you are right and now I have to delete my search history so I don’t get murdered because my family thinks I’m a PDf file.

[@laithurz6408]

@@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111 I found it. It's "Poopy Diapy Boi" by August Sargenti.

[@enderwigin7976]

​@@laithurz6408 You're such a life saver man thank u

[@Enaccul]

​@laithurz6408 Thanks, couldn't find it

[@Achallon]

Thank you 🙏 LMAO

[@theguywhoasked6858]

I too have large chunks of porcelain ore in my door

[@neepha7324]

i love how the character uses the bolt cutters to smash open the chains instead of cutting them

[@alexanderherasme5664]

Sink pisser subreddit got me questioning how much Reddit knowledge Charlie truly has😭😭

[@GyroZeppeliUwU]

I love those random speedrun videos from Charlie

[@MerlinMonroe9]

I love Charlie failing in 10:35 and character being "not again... it's fine" 😂

[@metallicflare1]

This guy drank 5 beers knowing full well he might have to go through this mess to use the bathroom

[@cmac3530]

I like how the guy took the time to code bolt cutters into the game but, their animation is just swatting the chains down.

[@DaWoWzer]

I love when Charlie speed runs, I hope we get another challenge soon.

[@stunseed8385]

Been dealing with non stop urinary urges, and Charlie drops this video, which appeared on my feed. You can't convince there are no gods in this world, because this is just straight up divine intervention to mock me.

[@dman1456]

Honestly only Charlie can generate this amount of genuine hype for funbad games like this. Love it 😂💙💙

[@angelsantos3574]

the new world record is 31 SECONDS -._.-

[@GU_671]

listening to the song while watching charlie’s face exhibit pure determination is something to behold

[@kurgerbing6593]

it's so crazy that the new world record on don't pee is 31 seconds

[@topt623]

Oh, that's how you're supposed to use bolt cutters?

[@NoahReadsSlowly]

When he used the bolt cutters to just smash the chain off that door instead of actually using the “cutter”, I died

[@Chiberia]

Ah yes, the tactical flashlight I use at 10:30pm to find the toilet in my house. A staple, really.

[@NorthernNomad90]

I haven't been this inspired since Dunkey put up the world record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.

[@HuskySansVergogne]

This game is like being in one of these dark caves in Pokémon, and being attacked randomly by Zubat.

[@Harlfcab]

Better sequel title would be Don't Pee: Number 2 Edition

[@Unga_Bunga]

Out of all the terrible cheap horror games that Charlie plays, the one about not pissing your pants is actually pretty polished and has stellar voice acting? Hilarious.

[@EternalCaretaker]

"Putting the pee in speedrun" actually got me, well done chat

[@lifadysi9418]

And then someone breaks the record a day later.

[@DanielCaskey-k4y]

As always Charlie, just amazing content. You, Erik, and Jack. Utter legends.

[@Biggl]

this devs gonna make such a fucking banger game one day, these actually quality mechanics and script events

[@medea27]

I've heard of guys optimizing their pee strategy to avoid inconvenient pee breaks... never someone optimizing an inter-dimensional speedrun for a UTI and divorce papers when they could have just peed in the sink. The kick-ass music was a nice touch.

[@kyledicke]

It only took 10 years but Charlie finally did a sequel to the don’t poo your pants run

[@sophiaisabelle027]

That speedrun must've been really intense. Seems like you've got what it takes to make it until the end.

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

"we're speedrunning don't pee." - moist "penguinz0" critikal, feb 21, 2024, colorized

[@raxusquin]

the run is almost in the sub 30s now

[@juicifer2024]

that jump at the end was actually big strat bud. huuge time save now just clean up inventory time and you are unbeatable bud

[@star-not-moon]

Man finally we got the sequel to that old game, Don't shit your pants. This is the best.

[@Axoltolion]

You could say the RNG is very Piss poor

[@froghole1]

What in the world is the sound effect when you shoot the rifle

[@Kcthetransgirl]

Dont pee would make a great zombies map ngl

[@ZachAttack6089]

8:10 Is the rifle saying something every time it's fired? Can anyone tell what it's saying?

[@boyonline1]

i heard this too and im so confused

[@DrummerTF1]

This is annoying me so much because I can’t find out what is being said lol

[@sinisterwombat3128]

I thought it was just the death scream of the wooden boards

[@jer8279]

Oh nooo

[@RedDotShark18]

This just proves that what they say is true: Don't bring poop to a piss fight

[@dealforbet8888]

This game is a true work of art, a masterpiece in the realm of gaming history.

[@grenada9347]

crypto bot

[@JesterOfShadows]

This comment is pointless but I had a thought about Pee and this game. B, C, D, E, G, P, T, V, Z all rhyme with Pee. I was going to say that makes sense that the keys you need to press to hold it in are those until I saw the prompt for F pop up... So yeah... this comment is pointless but I am still going to comment it because why not.

[@billbill6094]

You always pee as soon as you leave the bedroom and as soon as you exit the first shot door. That doesn't seem to be rng but an expected outcome. It seems you also often pee when you're walking back down the hallway from getting the toilet seat and when you head into the living room on your way to the craft table, just without consistency. So the game still has rng in those areas but seem to really prefer to have your bladder explode in those same spots.

[@hermes_job_observer144]

@8:43: The pee is RNG. We just have to min max the time in-between streams! 😂

[@Harry2339_]

the song was genuinely so hype

[@soupcangaming662]

That ketamine may have done a toll on his pelvic area, but I didn't think THAT pelvic area.

[@Atomicdonut12]

This is the Duke nukem sequel we all wanted

[@michaels851]

Whoever said the time on the alarm clock affects RNG, to be fair, RNG is usually based on local time :P Computers can't actually do random, they do pseudo-random, and since Time is such a tiny number constantly changing (Milliseconds) it's a great value to use for calculating a random value.

[@NicoleMarie.]

This song is definitely a motivator. I’m not sure I could hit those keys without messing up. For me, I’d need a controller to limit the options of keys. In some games, opening the inventory while traveling makes things quicker or stops you from taking fall damage. Might be worth looking into if that is necessary

[@thecapito888]

Someone already got a 31 second world record which is insane

[@thunderwhalevx]

its down to 26 seconds now lol

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

Where do we check this?

[@egguw]

after the sequel “don’t poo” we need a triple threat “don’t wipe”

[@LlamaWarriorMan]

Why would you ever not wanna wipe?

[@Detrevnl23]

RIP TOE JOGAN 😭😭💔💔

[@AHAY203]

Lmao I was watching this stream in bed last night and I was like fading in and out of consciousness while deliciously laughing before falling asleep. 10/10 experience

[@AdriaticTokoru]

18:22 I hate to say this, but this is the most embarrassing game over screens I have ever seen, and it could be considered bullying too.

[@Max_Ivanov_Pro]

who thinks of these kind of games? 😆

[@grenada9347]

people do, not crypto bots

[@averageenjoyer3934]

Not even on some "i need to make a meme comment" shit, but I was watching the video like "why do I feel the same urgency." I had to pause and tab out to do something and realized I need to pee.

[@aerictoremember03]

Charlie’s speed run videos release so much dopamine in my brain.

[@josephwillis1581]

2:11 WR speedrun. "Alright, thats about it, see ya."

[@monomiky5742]

I cant stand others people gameplay but his commentary is top tier I sat watching this video for them 31 mins.

[@chaystockwell]

We need SummoningSalt to make a video or short about this epic speedrun journey and the RNG destroying run before Charlie's fantastic turnaround

[@thrillymilli]

Charlie going for speedrun world records is the type of content weve been dearly missing

[@norwegianboyee]

I love how this is like those cheap steam horror games, but the only enemy is human biology.

[@infjmale91]

I went to a funeral, for an old friend, today. Good to see you are making the most of your time on Earth too.

[@Harohikun]

I like how the WR for this game is not 31 seconds, people are fast in finding all the exploits for the game.

[@SojuCrumbs]

* picks up bolt cutters * * uses it as a hammer *

[@mr.serious4329]

Ngl i saw the thumbnail and title and instantly thought this was an older upload from like 3-5 years ago that i never watched.

[@manboy4720]

dude, this guy's gonna get a UTI or something. the guy in the game too.

[@lunalove_14]

Nah cause the final song is actually fire for no reason