I got ARRESTED for my cringe 😭

[@TrilainaBloodwind]

These stories are so sad because half of them are just sweet, and the peeps shouldn't be embarrassed. Especially the Karaoke and the prom one.

[@Lotus1sa]

Saw the title, brain instantly went: ‘Of course you did’

[@WittyUsername816]

My brain went "It was the Blaidd tweet wasn't it"

[@ellismaddox2776]

“It’s about time”

[@Pironious]

Kinda love how supportive you two are to the submissions

[@YoruMochizuki]

Thank you bao for giving me even more road anxiety with that thought

[@boomerwow8482]

Letting a little air out of my nose is a surprisingly low bar... but laser eyes are kind of scary

[@vahlak6554]

Being a security guard, I have to come to this man's defense. Yes, there are a lot -seriously a LOT- of stupid rules we have to enforce sometimes. However, and especially at schools, we are literally always on camera. Failure to enforce a rule can get us fired. Also, you don't become a security guard if you want to go on a power trip. Our job is to be visible security. We can't actually force you to do anything. Unless we are controlling access, such as a gate guard for a gated community, where we can deny you entry. Our first and only recourse outside of defense of self or others is to call the cops.

[@thebradler51]

Aww c’mon the karaoke story wasn’t that bad I’m sure it wasn’t as embarrassing as he thought it was

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

If anything I’d just say that I feel bad he didn’t get a better song. I’d prefer belting REO Speedwagon or something, but then again I was raised on retro stuff

[@MrRolnicek]

It's a little embarassing if you don't play into it. Only if you own it you become the chad who sings single ladies in front of the whole school.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@MrRolnicek it IS true that you have to just let loose and _do it_ if you don’t wanna embarrass yourself onstage. It’s funny, because when you’re getting up there, you’re thinking that you’ll just embarrass yourself if you go all-in, but it’s actually holding back and acting all awkward that makes you look awkward at all. After all, what do you do on a stage? You _entertain._ You’re _supposed_ to make a big splash.

[@CodyCombat]

If it was angled parking, I can understand the Security Guard saying what he did. Because when you pull out, you'd be driving the wrong way. School parking lots have to make use of very small space and I can almost guarantee traffic around the parking lot was only meant to go one way.

[@gamerboy7962]

To the guy who tripped onto a girl and Juniper called him: Shinji Remember to Keep Calm and GET IN THE F*CKING ROBOT!!

[@lordinero]

As someone who just started learning how to drive I felt this in my soul 9:24

[@phil955]

The cringest thing that ever happened which I was able to witness was my buddy's attempt to impress his friend group (from his school, to which I never went, so I didn't know them too well.) He and I are car guys, for the others, I dunno. Anyway, he wanted to do a handbrake turn on a parking lot with his souped up BMW 3 Series Coupe, and you might already be able to guess what happened. He pulled the E-Brake and the car slid around, but he hit a curb and broke his rear axle and bent the frame (to all non-car guys out there, that means irreparable). All of the idiots he brought started laughing at him for failing the handbrake turn, except me, who immediately tried to assess the damage on his car. And when I saw what he'd done, I made the f-ing mistake of telling him loudly that his car was done. That embarrassed him so much, I still regret it, because his buddies didn't stop bullying him until the end of the year. BUT! I helped him out to get out of the bullying, because in the holidays, I borrowed him my car, a Lincoln Continental Mark IV, a massive car in which handbrake turns are basically impossible because it's an automatic, and I taught him how to do handbrake turns in it. We all met up again and he was finally able to show them how it's done. And *that* shut them up for good. Cost me a few tires because he made Victory Donuts, but hey, who cares! The best for my friend! :D

[@jahoyhoy9097]

Now that's a happy ending. Thank you for that.

[@phil955]

@@jahoyhoy9097 My pleasure! A Lincoln always rules! XD

[@henriquepacheco7473]

...I hope I misread this. Did you and your buddy have a fucking BMW 3 series and a Lincoln Continental at high school? If so, the hell kinda rich families y'all from?

[@phil955]

@@henriquepacheco7473 They were both in relatively bad condition. We fixed them over the years. The BMW cost like 7000 Euros and the Lincoln cost me 9000... He bought his because he just needed any car, and I bought mine because it was so big and yet cheap. For a good condition Continental you pay 20 to 30k here. And we're from middle class families.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@phil955 I'm from a country where highschool kids being able to drop 7k euros in a car is definitely a step above middle class, so I'm chalking it up to cultural differences;

[@matcharrie]

I'm so glad there's another episode of this series~

[@Gamesmarts194]

Juniper: Honestly that teacher had it coming! If that teacher was a virgin I don’t think anything was coming.

[@greenman2166]

regarding the car backup thing, my college had a similar rule. It was because the parking enforcement cops used license plates to verify people and needed them facing out

[@vKurei]

Bao's weapon outro is upgrading nice!

[@Kareszkoma]

I really like Bao. She is funny in a way.

[@qwed2000]

I love this dream your having bao you are truly the wind fish from legend of zelda this video is fever dream of the strongest whale

[@Pandalover821-FL]

The yellow line on the road is just an unspoken agreement not to play bumper cars

[@petercooper456]

Dragged the investigation out didn’t they, I’d say we’ll visit but about a third of us probably already there

[@peterxyz3541]

“Cunning linguistic”

[@Vault_on_Wheels]

That fourth story sounded like a Scott pilgrim sidestory

[@a.z.pantera5577]

Turns out the one who could finally beat Homelander is a fuckin' whale

[@BaowSchmeow]

I am now remembering all the dumb things I did in high school. Most were small mistakes that for some reason haunt me. But I do remember there was a girl in our friend group that I played video games with. I really like her (she was the only person who actually made me happy talking to her) but I have social anxiety (had it severe when I was young but I am socially awkward and don't talk much). I tried talking to the other two people in "our" group for assistance to be more than just friends with the girl. There was a girl and a guy in this group. I asked the guy if I could get help to make her a present (he was an artist) which he had an idea but I never did anything with it. I don't remember if I got anything useful from the other girl. But some time before the senior prom I asked her if she wanted to go with me and she said no. The next day I asked again but with me paying for her ticket to go or whatever and she said she wouldn't go without her friend. One thing I have to say if you are going to the prom go with someone you like (a good friend, girlfriend or boyfriend) and don't go with someone just because they ask you. We had junior senior prom, I was a junior and a senior who I sat next to in class asked me to go to the prom. I didn't like her in any way but for some dumb reason I said yes. (Me having anxiety) she gave me an anxiety/panic attack because she made everything super weird. I was only comfortable slow dancing because I hate dancing but I wanted to be nice. I barely know her and she tried twerking on me and she tried to kiss me at one point. I ended up having my parents pick me up I believe way sooner than it ended. The sad thing is she gave me a book with all our pictures from the prom... I should probably get rid of that book of trauma. I do miss high school because all my friends I used to play games with basically all abandoned me, even though I have many mental scars from dumb stuff in high school, I miss those days.

[@JakkHorwikk]

Bro this series you're doing is absolutely fire. You've cracked the case, detective Conan.

[@ciscoshideri2135]

3:31 oh right I didn't even think about that 🤣

[@claytonnoel8734]

Your voice is amazing, it’s a gift straight from god

[@Koudoken]

Guard here. Can't speak for all of us but more often than not the stupid rules we have to enforce are a product of client request. I won't deny that some of us do get a big head because of it (my supervisor is one of them).

[@AndyLifeInVideo]

I bet that English teacher was just looking for tips on how to be a cunning linguist.

[@daltonallen5270]

All you vtubers are, y'all are fantastic

[@flexaunya]

ayo seeing new bao content got me harder than my math homework

[@madao9946]

that "friend" recording online should've been sued. wtf was that 🤬

[@MysteryAGMLegend]

Yooooo Jupiter into Dangan Ronpa, love that series. She definitely seems like a Toko Fukawa person, artist but also has a crazy side.

[@scottbraun2457]

Yes. Definitely. That "security".. guard.?..was at fault. Knowingly made certain that the damage was inevitable..just to feel powerful and important. Something should have been done to him, to even the scales.

[@theominary1034]

wtf those outros are changing each time

[@LyaksandraB]

That other girl looks like Shiragasane. PTSD triggered.

[@ANHSONKSERROR]

The vietnam boy has watch

[@daltonallen5270]

I promise I'll wear specifically Jean Arc's dress to prom with you

[@mr.shgamingguy]

Is it because marge is dad prank him 0:53.

[@guillermoguerrero9063]

Where have I heard that sad ost at the beginning from?! It's bothering me 😂 ( nvm the ost is called crushing defeat it was from DB super.)

[@soybajo-kira8585]

I know that if I was doing karaoke I would’ve done a heavy metal song

[@momokoshoyo]

I think it's actually illegal to do pull-through parking, but most parking lots are private property so it's up to the security there -- although if it's a public school, I'm not too sure if it's government rule enforced or by the school, but it's possible it was actually illegal with their rules since pulling through a parking spot can potentially be a risk of crashing into a car trying to go into the same spot :0 also hi bao ilu

[@FrostbiteVtube]

Someone pls explain unga bingus my brain is to small to understand

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

i'm guessing they mean c/unnilingus

[@leonrussell9607]

It literally popped up on screen

[@FrostbiteVtube]

@@leonrussell9607 it was censored

[@niffry]

To be fair to 18 y/o Juniper-- the Danganronpa OST fucking slaps

[@Komaruuu]

That’s what I’m sayin

[@sjfox4695]

classic anime trip.

[@wibu7312]

What you spek vietnam?

[@daltonallen5270]

Just drove up to a prison, killed two guards and got shot dead

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

I could barely finish this entire stream without 2nd hand embarassment

[@BrainDamage-vr8hz]

Someone please tell me what that danganronpa remix is, I feel like I've heard it but can't remember

[@ZaWrldo]

Pretty sure it's the first one

[@QuânBờĐam]

Lâu rồi ko coi lại chị này

[@ngaongo7828]

hello BÃO BÃO mãi đỉnh

[@lifegiveruper]

This video did make me chuckle and breath a little thru my nose… like the content won’t subscribe L bozo

[@sir_tacothe1st]

Finally!

[@claytonnoel8734]

Sword Art online best anime

[@viclip5]

lmao anime fall

[@user-cc6fi6xy3x]

bao where are you from?

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

Why would you blast music at 5am? Just why? I'm not yucking anyone's yum or anything. People have varied music tastes. I'm just asking why blast music in the early morning?

[@daltonallen5270]

The Cult of Ussy is apparently more dangerous than Legion anyways xD

[@atnguyentien9724]

Hallo

[@daltonallen5270]

I'm literally not Anonymous

[@trantuongnguyen6552]

first and 7 seconds TIDE: it is cool that i didnt fall to the bottom of the comment section

[@KitKata507]

Finally

[@mercury2110]

Very very Naas

[@Zerahi]

MORE

[@kennar5348]

finally

[@N8tiveWeeb]

Yee yee

[@KannaOnSteriods]

a

[@pyreas6398]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@trantuephongtran7773]

Xin chào Bao, tôi là người việt nam Tôi mong bạn làm intro nó bớt nhạy cảm được không? Hi Bao,i am from Viet Nam Can you make the intro less sensitive?

[@unnamedxx]

I’m sorry but the prom proposal one was just weird 💀 how is putting on a dress to ask someone who doesn’t really know you to go to prom suppose to be cute? That’s just embarrassing for me and you.

[@daltonallen5270]

Trickywi wanna go swimming?

[@daltonallen5270]

Also just yelled at the FBI on Twitter

[@minhngocnguyen1728]

A đù dark quá

[@daltonallen5270]

I can swim

[@daltonallen5270]

What are we gonna do on the bed Stürbenführer Bao? *Pomf*

[@daltonallen5270]

Bullshit horsecock you're a beautiful singer

[@longphamthanh7752]

:0

[@tientungang9026]

xin chào

[@DOGHUNTER.]

Oi không khúm núm

[@yourfriendlygothfox9888]

2nd, woohoo!

[@SonicDRJ]

Not to be that guy… but I feel like this is a bit of an older stream… seeing as how Juniper is using her older model here, and not her current one… I believe… I can’t keep track of everything, lol…

[@SonicDRJ]

Still funny I should add! Still very funny! I just get caught up on small details sometimes… such as continuity…

[@IroShimizu]

@@SonicDRJ this was like the last stream juni had before her new model debut. So just a few months old. Not too bad

[@SonicDRJ]

@@IroShimizu oh cool! That’s very interesting!

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

lol where do you submit stories? got sum that ruined younger me

[@daltonallen5270]

@djdllamas