I’m the CRINGE Police 😩

[@Draevan13]

I feel bad for the first story, but as a guy with a lack of self-esteem I'd just assume the girl wasn't actually interested in me, that I was reading too much into it, or that she's just being nice and is like that with everyone. I wouldn't want to to make a move and have it backfire on me and would have just moved on.

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Low self-esteem gang rise up.... Or don't, I guess.

[@kamakazeeSD]

Same, I have been called dense more than once.

[@ultimatesonic47]

even thp i can relate it has never happened to me but i always tell my friends is better if it backfires because thats already it you dont have to worry anymore if she likes you and if she does then you will be glad you took the risk

[@kondwanisikombe6944]

wow so there is more of us lol

[@lenkagamine6121]

Bruhhhhhh I feel you

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

You know, I never thought about it until now, but vtubers do kinda fill that weird, off color content itch that Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and Idubbz used to in the glory days

[@ThatHitman47]

you know you are right they brought back the edgy fuck shit that we all used to love tbh

[@shadowslime3640]

You not wrong tbh

[@ivansyomkin2156]

One was an existential comedy with some vomit thrown in. They other are sex and poop jokes. Like both but not the same.

[@gamerboy7962]

God I love Filthy Frank

[@Souledex]

I hated all of those things, so im glad it evolved

[@jamesfreeman9049]

i had a teacher tell me i wasn't allowed to use the restroom, i just walked out to use the restroom and on the way out told them i am not going to shit my pants because a teacher doesn't like me. worst English teacher ever.

[@MOONWOLF7395]

Bruh its always the english teachers. A girl from my class did the same and when he confronted her in front of the class about her leaving the classroom, she just straight up shouted "Well I am not going to bleed my pants here!" He was silent for the rest of the class. We were allowed to read or do hw the rest of the time.

[@CountDracusVanWolfen]

@@MOONWOLF7395 Teachers like that deserve to be fired. They aren't there to teach they are there for a paycheck and a power trip.

[@Freddex]

"Can I please use the restroom?".. "NO!" .. *proceeds to paint the rooms walls with vomit*

[@DoctorWhoKage]

*and shit Or did you forget the fact that he had diarrhea all over the class just after the projectile vomiting, too? 🤣 Also, why were they allowed to have chocolate milk in the class in the first fucking place?

[@ApolloVtuber]

That part had me rolling on the floor.

[@henryjubeda7617]

That's a form of torture, teacher should be locked up

[@grimreaper686]

Yeah nah idc what situation im in if im feeling like im gonna turn into a fidget spinner im not asking if i can go, im telling and probably while in the middle of running. Rather get in trouble or made fun of as the guy who ran out of class to the bathroom then the guy who vomitted and shit all over the class room.

[@LARAUJO_0]

The second and fourth stories aren't even cringey, they're just sad. Hilarious, but tragic as all hell

[@IlllIlIIllllIllIIIlIllI]

I mean... if you have to go that bad, just go. Explain to them after that you didn't want to do that. The teacher won't be cleaning any of that, the janitor will...

[@redranger4180]

This was really neat to listen to these stories with you girls and just hanging out. Hope you have a great day today bao and here's some hugs and kisses to brighten your day 😊💙😘🫂🙏

[@Bigboikilljoy]

Simp

[@nolongeraperson]

So many of the "teacher won't let me use the bathroom." Stories. I must have been the only one who had a reasonable response to whenever a teacher said that... I simply got up and left. I never got in trouble, what was she going to do? Tell the principal I couldn't go when I needed to?

[@matcharrie]

I love this series, and the editing makes it so good lol

[@biggrug3968]

That content cop intro was a blast from the past, time to binge all episodes of content cop today.

[@IroShimizu]

Man. This stream was such a blast. Both disappointed but also relieved my story didn't make the clip. This was great though

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Was it that bad?

[@shadowwolf8434]

Eh yo you gotta esplain

[@reytunezbz]

It's been a month but please do tell.😶

[@ZaWrldo]

I would've thrown up on the teacher just to make a point

[@unamoozed]

yay new video! i just bingewatched bao's videos ever since i found her when she told toast to go join 88rising

[@lordinero]

This man Chizuke is dangerous 11:12

[@tylerl3030]

This was really funny, and it introduced me to juniper the vtuber, so thank you Bao!

[@sneezebazooka6068]

Bro the projectile fidget spinner had me choking and coughing I regret being hydrated

[@a.z.pantera5577]

Earned a sub just for the content cop intro. A woman of culture.

[@TheCentralScrutinizerAgain]

that music hit hard!

[@tokofukawa8894]

Why did the intro just make me bust a gut😂

[@RobinTheBot]

I can't imagine listening to a teacher about whether I can go to the bathroom or not, especially if I'm sick. Also, all of these are popular Reddit reposts.

[@grace_13_]

Love the old music dude, love the old 2018 Logan Paul music

[@EAfirstlast]

I've showed someone sword art online abridged when they came over :D

[@Nightlord40k]

You a legend for this opening

[@G81734]

Wow I didn’t know bao would arrest herself

[@sassyviking6003]

In that milk story, it is honestly the teacher who should have been embarrassed. Their power tripping hardassery is what forced everyone in that classroom to experience the horror that that did. I get not wanting kids to sneak off to fool around or cause trouble, but sometimes bodily functions happen and people will need to be excused.

[@t4nkychannel921]

While I feel bad for the lactose intolerant person who chugged the chocolate milk, an evil grin crossed my face when they ended up vomiting in the class of a teacher who never let students go to the bathroom. I hope some landed on that teacher.

[@frenchfrylover7523]

The chocolate milk one was the best

[@shiki333]

11:44 that story sound exactly as an very old funny story.

[@jw5931]

The editing on this is insane

[@ClawManV3]

See, I don't have to worry about not being able to read signals. It's like 99% guaranteed that no one will ever hit on me, and even if the 1% ever happens, they're better off with someone who isn't garbage. Makes things really simple.

[@WolfFireheart]

I think, that teacher started allowing students to use the bathroom after that. Also, its BAD to hold it in, if someone says you can't go to the bathroom, just go.

[@biddinge8898]

I won't take snapchat ever. discord or nothing man.

[@LANSl0t]

sword art online abridged go hard though

[@mykanycemusic7542]

It's a great day when Bao uploads

[@mikir1741]

6:55 Yo bro call her and ash if she wants to play the HuniePop 2

[@dat3k2008]

Bão thật là dễ thương ( Bao so cute) 🥰

[@lensterboi.7379]

Ok. Embarrassing school stories are funny as hell.

[@matrixiekitty2127]

H o l y s h i t that ship art being exposed in class story had my jaw on the floor! If that ever happened to me I’d die of the embarrassment!!😭

[@derptomistic]

I too blame the French for lactose intolerance I knew they spiked those damn baguettes...

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

It's because they think letting dairy products expire makes them fancier and more valuable, even though they're also the inventors of Pasteurisation.

[@ApolloVtuber]

The last one, THE LAST ONE MADE ME DIE LAUGHING. How does something like this happen?

[@ImMicku]

I refuse to believe that last one was real

[@harmless-kun]

10:00 Go on Bao.. Tell us what you want to say... we're listening... continue.... *DO IT*

[@robsterthelobster420]

I died laughing, I love your videos 🥲

[@darkdevlink]

the outro: sub or else me: i laugh in the face of danger ha...ha...ha :b

[@electricbayonet2]

I dunno. It might not be the most pleasant experience, but that second anon is probably the William Wallace of everyone who took a French class with that teacher afterward. Even if she’s she were a real-life cartoon villain and _still_ tried to keep her ‘no leaving the classroom for any reason’ policy, I can guarantee that a student making a mess that violent would get administrative attention. Anon suffered so that others need not.

[@thiscatania612]

You ever watch a video that makes you feel better about yourself?

[@Rasendori06]

AYO but Sao abridged is better than the actual show

[@soybajo-kira8585]

That intro really did take me back

[@grimmtide7612]

Wait other people ask to leave in school?! I just stood up and left

[@Mr.Redmage]

Recognizing the haruhi track in the background: where do i rank on the weeaboo scale?

[@KipC-Sway]

This was pretty hilarious not gonna lie 🤣

[@FPSGamer48]

Already liked for the Content Cop nostalgia

[@jotana_ch]

That story with the Laptop is just ledgendary

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Reminds me of a prank I pulled on a guy back in 8th grade. It was epic

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

@1:31 Bao channeled her inner Chichi a la Dragonball….

[@LANSl0t]

love the intro

[@grumpychocobo]

Now wait a second. When did cloppers become weeaboos?

[@1nulluser336]

now THIS is *peak* I R O N Y

[@aaadamm]

FUCK that intro invoking something in me

[@Lord_Zore]

Good shit 👌

[@gabrielcunhario9303]

My cheeks hurt, jeez that was a good laugh

[@umbellablue]

0:27 duma:)

[@tylerl3030]

That transition music be boppin 🐳

[@MoonBeamLaser]

backroom casting for jennifer

[@ShirakoriMio]

Edupes but its Bao with based Banjo Kazooie music lol

[@TPLR15]

The conteny Cop intro felt nostalgic

[@snowpouch]

Dude, you made me miss iDubbz' content cop series

[@datafoxy]

Bao doing accents is hilarious.

[@leekite8699]

The memes make it all the better

[@whatgari]

Oh shit it's cop boa from the fanfic 😳

[@phil955]

Too bad I watched this a few minutes before lunch. I feel sick now.

[@Raijimura]

Top tier Edits, keep it up land whale.

[@oni-chan1848]

Baoo

[@haynesdevon0]

Yo he's a river at both ends. In front of God and everyone. That's rough.

[@metas1779]

God tier content right here

[@Sanguifier]

I love the idubbz intro

[@ManiX207]

wait - whats wrong the sao abridge? thats freaking hilarious ^^

[@hamlongshanks3448]

WHY WOULD HE DO IT AGAIN

[@hunterburrell5430]

No no no first breakfast then stone pizza then jailcokemachinesoda

[@ReddyMcReddingsworth]

Lol. A girl invited me to her house, and she showed me Yu-Gi-Oh abridged. She was a tomboy, and she was massively into anime. Even though I'd never seen a single episode of Yu-Gi-Oh, I actually found it really funny. Maybe because I'm a guy 😆

[@baongocnguyen3393]

you're so cute Bao:3

[@ImMicku]

Can we have the Bikini Bottoms, Vienna and Juniper to form a group or something?

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Lads and lassie’s, thanks to Bao, we now have an official Weeb scale: Lvl 1: Pikachu Lvl 100: Fucking ponies 🤨🗿💀

[@chriskringle6029]

projectile fidget spinner

[@daryllkeithhilario2188]

2:44 o7

[@Eggsterrs]

Good job im going to tell the chief

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

So when are you taking yourself in?

[@johnh8212]

Always blame the French. I agree

[@KuroeNezumi]

Did juniper go back to her Meep model or is this old?

[@Sorakeyboy247]

Old. They’ve actually done a part 2 since then with her new model. You can find it on her channel.

[@bg9994]

Please get the moth girl back, she's been in chrysalis too long

[@jayjayrodriguezhill6777]

Wait a damn minute Why you ain't arrest yourself yet Bao?

[@devidevil888]

Is that the old juni model?

[@TheJum]

Man, I miss Content Cop. And Idubbbz being funny.

[@sam-chan552]

Bao owiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii . _ .

[@carlod5818]

how come everyone hates french class

[@emmaay3007]

Yêu Bão :0💋💞

[@ZackAurelius]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@LordBeannie]

I'm so sorry BAO i interrupt this videos to you sad new: SHYLILY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY BANNED. Now back to the video thank you....

[@wallycastagnir]

the teacher deserved to get fired fdenieing a Human RIGHT is bad and why the hell do i hear those storys always from america

[@shkamarustorm]

ENGAGEMENT

[@Johnmaloney1962]

was this stream from a while ago, or did juni break out her old avatar?

[@Alex-sv1in]

Hi bao :-))