I Got Goss (comedy sketch)

Hamish reveals some juicy goss.
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CAST AND CREW:
Fuq Boiz: Ryan Richards and Hamish Parkinson
Amy: Rhiannon McCall
Liz: Brynley Stent
Jared: Calum Gittins
Bevan: Barnaby Fredric
Colonel: Mike Edward
Director: Laura Daniel
Editor: Matt Cooke
1st AD: Liam Martin
Production Assistant: Emily Smith
DOP: Kirk Pflaum
1st AC: Mike Kim
Gaffer: Sash Samarutanga
Art department: Sports Team
Make-up: Sinead Dudley
Sound recordist: Joey Siasoco
Colourist: Daniel Habedank - Dragonpuppy
Sound engineer: Ora Fatalla-Simpson - Orasome Audio
Producer: Sarah Richards - One-Legged Seagull
#comedy #sketchcomedy

[@ThalesWell]

I see Hamish, I click

[@Malkavian_Grin]

Fuckin' same! I wasn't sure what to expect and then BAM I can't sop laughing

[@zab7595]

Same

[@nathan7605]

We are simple men after all

[@sajtosrud576]

yepp

[@jamesvan2201]

and his npc wife! (amy)

[@carlkenner4581]

I recognised three of the people from VLDL, so I watched it. Was not disappointed.

[@epicrisalo1237]

Love seeing Brynley, Rhiannon and Hamish from VLDL

[@Jizzlewobbwtfcus]

Came here right after Hamish's Poor Merchant skit on VLDL. This was SUPERB! Original, funny and freaky! Great job to ALL :D

[@thebattsignal]

As an American, I didn’t expect to see KFC references in Kiwi comedy, but I guess the Colonel knows no bounds.

[@fuqboiz]

@@thebattsignal hahaha Kiwis LOVE KFC

[@IngewikkeldSikahert]

These sketches keep on taking new directions every 30 seconds, absolutely love it! Well done, lads. 👏

[@fuqboiz]

Thank you!

[@michaelprice8207]

Saw Hamish in the thumbnail and had to watch

[@kdavidsmith1]

I see Rowan has finally broke Hamish.

[@TobseBockt]

Naughty Hamish. *slap* had me dying 😂😂😂

[@DonCorleone964]

I liked the first guy. Seemed interesting! Also, pretty good danger sense, leaving before it all kicked off.

[@fuqboiz]

Ah good old Bevan (keep an eye out for him in one of our later sketches Too Early To The Party!)

[@NeroThacher]

Just when I thought they couldn’t be more unhinged… This is gonna be a Joy Ride

[@fuqboiz]

Strap in

[@HouseofNormal]

Holy shit, this is legendary. "Here comes the chicken man"

[@Abomination128]

Wtf vldl people, amazing video. Subscription.

[@fuqboiz]

@@Abomination128 thank you 🙏

[@patrickwilliamson1248]

😮😮Wow!! I loved this!!!

[@ralphmourik]

Hamish gets insta sub! Glad I found this. Also: that outro sequence reminds me of the show Severance.

[@NoMansPlanet]

As a Brit the most surprising part was seeing a New Zealand plug socket for the first time haah

[@Crow-Fly]

Its so good, so excited to see all of the people together!!!! I loved the change in directing from casual to scary, very good stuff!!!

[@fuqboiz]

@@Crow-Fly so fun to film!

[@SpaceGhostNZ]

spicy, wicked, original goss!

[@charlieboy13]

The double wink 😘👌

[@DamienHawkeGaming]

Oh, nah. I now know KFC is about break down my door for knowing the secret, subscribing and liking before I am tackled to the floor and brought to the Colonel.

[@fuqboiz]

@@DamienHawkeGaming thank you 🙏

[@nathan7605]

I thought Hamish was the therapist and would reveal all her secrets but this is so much better 😂

[@rubysilver3299]

This is now my favourite KFC related content after Leroy Troy's "Ghost Chickens in the Sky"

[@tamoorfromthe5ive]

Is this what house parties with Snort were like?

[@hungrypeachboy]

hahahaha

[@lakeofrot4198]

Yes, a new sketch channel!

[@fuqboiz]

@@lakeofrot4198 welcome!

[@kittykatproductions2]

I did not see that coming

[@SettesNL]

Bread and wine..😂 *tuftuftuftuftuftuf*

[@SzaraSzarancza]

And people say not to mix grapes with grain. Ha, ignorants!

[@Ratfunnkuist754]

Free pizza for dinnet and another fuqbois upload?! Hell yes 😎 Edit: Every time the twist throws me off 😂😂 turned to horror real quick. LOL

[@BRITTSCOTTCLARK]

Did I spill the beEannns?

[@gygaxthecat2448]

Silly Hammy

[@geybao]

cheeky boi got that goss

[@fuqboiz]

@@geybao whoopsi 😋

[@DJDexterityakaPsyDex]

Hamish is the best hamish

[@DJDexterityakaPsyDex]

Oh, loose lipped ham ham. You have sunken this ship.

[@greeny-NZ]

somethings been going oooooooonnnnn

[@darrenchapman2786]

Subbed, what a great channel to complement Hamish, Brynley and Rhiannon's work on other content (trying not to endorse other channels). Here's looking forward to many more great skits.

[@Obrut_tterrag]

Oh Hamish

[@chriseichenberg6879]

"nobody is twisting your arm" . . . maaaaybe they should have took him on the invite. The receipe is on the webs, i believe, so makes me wonder what spicy searches Hamish was doing.

[@pan2694]

Nightmare fuel :)

[@abemcg3803]

Holy Shit, Cornell Sanders is cut

[@fuqboiz]

@@abemcg3803 hahah yes - jacked Colonel Sanders 💪🏽

[@kihaakui792]

You got Kiwi Zack Galifinakas to guest star!?! 😮

[@fuqboiz]

@@kihaakui792 😂 he even takes on a main role in one of our later sketches!

[@lognarrok6655]

KFC sponsorship when?

[@lognarrok6655]

@KFC

[@fuqboiz]

Surely any day now! 😅

[@nairocamilo]

Yeehaw! What a nice KZbin channel I just found myself

[@fuqboiz]

@@nairocamilo welcome!

[@balthiousdire6795]

well that didnt turn out the way i thought ;))

[@zachSS199]

Whoa. ❤

[@juliettewanty2339]

Hilarious!

[@kihaakui792]

Always lovely to see two worlds collide.

[@PartisanOgrae]

Gosh dang it Hamish!

[@kihaakui792]

The chicken man? Gus Fring?

[@stevematt89]

I'd love to know more of the backstory of what/why Fuq Boiz, who is doing the writing and what the aims are for the channel :)

[@fuqboiz]

Thanks for asking! The name originally comes from our live theatre shows from the NZ International Comedy Festival (in hindsight a... bold choice for a KZbin channel). We (Hamish and Ryan) write all the sketches. We've got 8 sketches total at the moment so hoping to grow this channel and find a way to make more! Also FYI we do a free live Twitch every Thursday 4pm EST so can answer questions in depth there! www.twitch.tv/hungrypeachboy

[@amsterdam78]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@stevefilms1997]

HAMISH

[@NoMansPlanet]

Here from VLDL love

[@sarahrichards8312]

Whoopsy. Doopsy. Hehe.

[@emilysaaen]

And that was the cold open to a movie, where the 1st guy's hot genious neurosurgeon wife saved their lives using an extremely dangerous, highly-classified procedure developed for New Zealand military - and the FUQ BOIZ squad was born.

[@fuqboiz]

@@emilysaaen ooh full circle! Genius

[@emilysaaen]

​@fuqboiz Wow, thank you! I have a whole, erm... synopsis going... Because I am in bed, recovering after a minor procedure, and mixing energy drinks with painkillers is not a good idea 😅

[@emilysaaen]

OK, so, the characters: Hamish (bald, bearded, small-framed, nerdy annoying guy; in the opening scene he disclosed the secret to 11 spices, which got everyone killed). Amy (a voluptious, cute and empathetic redhead, wears flowery dresses, struggling with her emotions, who just started therapy). Liz (a stylish blonde, wears black, knows a lot about wine and psychology and yoga - but is secretly a Russian spy, which the readers do not know at first). Jared (a normal guy type, slightly befuddled and kind, actually loves beer and cars, but is in the friend group because he has a crush on someone). Bevan (on autism spectrum, monotonous voice, slightly older, appeared in the cold open briefly detailing every single minutia of his life since the friends last saw him, downed a bottle of white wine and left to go home to his hot neurosurgeon wife). Ryan (a douchey, turtle-neck-wearing finance bro, affectimg a posh accent and thinking himself an exquisite lover of all things refined, but secretly, shamefully addicted to KFC). ...did I get it right?

[@fuqboiz]

@ amazing, now we just need a few hundred million to make it

[@emilysaaen]

​@fuqboiz Or - hear me out - it is set in Invercargil, where M.A.T.E. (Ministry of Advanced Tactical Espionage - New Zealand’s top-secret, highly underfunded, government black-ops agency, which mostly operates out of a repurposed Speight’s brewery) is making an internal training video, where a group of unsuspecting friends is turnined into FUQ BOIZ (Fully Upgraded Quantum-Biotech Operative Intelligence Zealots - the name was supposed to sound cool, but the acronym was assigned by Bevan, who is, of course, a bureaucrat who did not think it through and insists it is awesome).

[@theyearwas1473]

Omg i know these people from that other thing that would tacky to mention here but might viva a dirty move.

[@theyearwas1473]

OMG it's Hamish!!!!!

[@hungrypeachboy]

@@theyearwas1473 it's true

[@KonstandinosZarkadas]

My god, i hate people like that. They want to tell you something but they want you to beg for it. I love Hamish but that ending was well deserved for such behaviour :P Whoopsie dupsie :P

[@fuqboiz]

haha they're insufferable

[@The_Minotaur]

viva la dirt league?

[@Corusame]

God I love this. Give me moar!!

[@troymikkelsen9479]

Engage

[@jamesvan2201]

woah! the colonel got jacked!

[@DonalldArmentor]

Nope, annoying