The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino

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4 жыл бұрын

A crime boss’s translator proves he’s not up to the task.
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@cap.dangerclose488
@cap.dangerclose488 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when I write an essay using google translate.
@ismaelcastillomusic
@ismaelcastillomusic 4 жыл бұрын
Frs
@tropicalvirgo
@tropicalvirgo 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭🙌🏽
@xxportalxx.
@xxportalxx. 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha me trying to get through Spanish freshman year...
@unitedstatescitizen1035
@unitedstatescitizen1035 4 жыл бұрын
Cap.Danger Close exactly lol
@benderrodriguez147
@benderrodriguez147 4 жыл бұрын
esto es lo que sucede cuando escribo un ensayo usando el traductor de Google
@Sergio-fu7mv
@Sergio-fu7mv 4 жыл бұрын
“Coo-Coo” “Pio-Pio” 😂
@mrj.kottari8453
@mrj.kottari8453 4 жыл бұрын
In japanese, too, birds chirp goes like "piyo piyo" 😂
@jpperrud9456
@jpperrud9456 4 жыл бұрын
In Brazil we say "pru pru"
@anaru888able
@anaru888able 4 жыл бұрын
In Taiwan we say "jeo jeo" but in a high pitch
@lepermessiah2011
@lepermessiah2011 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. "Gobble gobble, my friends." "Glu Glu, mis amigos."
@greatpretender83
@greatpretender83 4 жыл бұрын
The only funny part of this shitty sketch.
@pranavdesai3749
@pranavdesai3749 5 ай бұрын
I lost it when he translated the bird noises differently to each one😂
@SmerffMaruda
@SmerffMaruda 27 күн бұрын
He is pro
@lastresamigas-ur9qh
@lastresamigas-ur9qh 26 күн бұрын
@@SmerffMaruda in Guatemala, when a cat meows, they say "mish mish", as opposed to "meow". I still can't convince my Guatemalan wife to say meow.
@leevan2095
@leevan2095 24 күн бұрын
How did they teach the cats to do that?
@rastaman5354
@rastaman5354 21 күн бұрын
That part killed me bro I’m dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WolverineBraggs
@WolverineBraggs 8 ай бұрын
Translator: Name 10 books
@ryansullivan8982
@ryansullivan8982 2 ай бұрын
Bill Clinton's son
@naniterimorni1
@naniterimorni1 2 ай бұрын
came for this comment, when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it was that guy, but it wasn't lol, still funny asf
@zakariyonazir9775
@zakariyonazir9775 Ай бұрын
😂
@CanisoGaming
@CanisoGaming Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀
@aymunz
@aymunz 26 күн бұрын
holy shish that's him!
@KhatarnakPaul
@KhatarnakPaul 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote this screenplay is a genius.
@sauravvaniya5403
@sauravvaniya5403 4 жыл бұрын
Agree with u bruh
@AFacemarkedbyFea
@AFacemarkedbyFea 4 жыл бұрын
I‘d watch a movie of this
@KhatarnakPaul
@KhatarnakPaul 4 жыл бұрын
@@AFacemarkedbyFea would be dope if they make a movie about it. 🔥
@slaphappyduplenty2436
@slaphappyduplenty2436 4 жыл бұрын
Sembra libra della manuscripto e una genialiassimi
@cachineromaldito
@cachineromaldito 4 жыл бұрын
@DARPA Yeah but it's on a whole different format u know, got to give them credit for that
@SnuggsMcDuff
@SnuggsMcDuff 3 жыл бұрын
He pointed a gun at himself to keep with the translation. Thats commitment.
@fikshun1326
@fikshun1326 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 Quite a commitment!
@-long-
@-long- 3 жыл бұрын
Translator: pointed at himself in an American way.
@changeeyecolor3891
@changeeyecolor3891 3 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@youthgamngpatnerz3300
@youthgamngpatnerz3300 3 жыл бұрын
he didnt translate bullets
@youthgamngpatnerz3300
@youthgamngpatnerz3300 3 жыл бұрын
my man trump will love this one
@deangregory7354
@deangregory7354 11 ай бұрын
Are we ignoring the fact that this is one of the best short videos ever made? Perfect background score, screenplay, editing, acting, the camera angles, everything about it is on spot! Ha, the bird flying across!! What a tense moment slowed down for an enigmatic burst of slow tension!!!
@championxxlNL
@championxxlNL 7 ай бұрын
Watched it way to many times but it keeps cracking me up like crazy, couldn't agree more
@katebeall5391
@katebeall5391 6 ай бұрын
The great location should be mentioned as well. I recognized it straight off.
@DeKrischa
@DeKrischa Ай бұрын
Yes I would ingnore it because this the incredibly well-written conversation is the only thing that care about 😂
@n0obil33
@n0obil33 20 күн бұрын
Nobody ignoring that. We just too busy dying in peace after we saw this masterpiece!
@coxandrewj
@coxandrewj 20 күн бұрын
Isn’t the background music from Sim City 4?
@MaxLohMusic
@MaxLohMusic 10 ай бұрын
That face of understanding at the last moment really seals this as comedic genius. It's the one time the translator actually helped
@dk8797
@dk8797 3 жыл бұрын
The translators is amazing, he speaks 3 languages, pigeon English, pigeon Spanish and pigeon pigeon.
@mansourhamani5312
@mansourhamani5312 3 жыл бұрын
lmao. It's actually 5 you forgot english and spanish.
@evet2769
@evet2769 3 жыл бұрын
and pigeon knows both spanish english and pigeonish its just he cant speak
@khangalb.5187
@khangalb.5187 3 жыл бұрын
imagine if he translated the words they said to a pigeon lmao
@LilDomontovich
@LilDomontovich 3 жыл бұрын
Pidgin
@Alsacienne_d_Alsace
@Alsacienne_d_Alsace 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@SquallyLove
@SquallyLove 4 жыл бұрын
“Coo Coo” “Pio pio” THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂
@CrossfireBolt
@CrossfireBolt 4 жыл бұрын
It also killed him. Literally!
@justicephiri3323
@justicephiri3323 4 жыл бұрын
that's where i lost it! kkk
@dewanrahman1204
@dewanrahman1204 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhah
@lostboy4694
@lostboy4694 4 жыл бұрын
That god damn pigeon fcks everything. I wanna see more🤣
@nyleo04
@nyleo04 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that did me in lmfao
@MartinJohnZ
@MartinJohnZ 8 ай бұрын
I like how both criminals just followed their instincts and eliminated the real source of harm to both their businesses.
@esmaray9566
@esmaray9566 8 ай бұрын
Bro failed to name 10 books
@mennnn972
@mennnn972 25 күн бұрын
Matan Evan's Older Brother
@ST0ICSAGE
@ST0ICSAGE 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he translated the pigeon 😂😂
@ayushshrivastav3151
@ayushshrivastav3151 4 жыл бұрын
Coo-coo Pio-pio
@SPI828
@SPI828 4 жыл бұрын
so that's what it was lol
@jonathanwahchai4350
@jonathanwahchai4350 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@akashkapur18atutube
@akashkapur18atutube 4 жыл бұрын
So did he. His life, I mean.
@yasinruterz
@yasinruterz 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@alexsparks-bakota3099
@alexsparks-bakota3099 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how difficult this was to write
@subscribetobanbasstabs2599
@subscribetobanbasstabs2599 4 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure who ever wrote it knows spanish
@FurryDanOriginal
@FurryDanOriginal 4 жыл бұрын
yuri김 I think he responded to Hydra Hamad
@LateDude96
@LateDude96 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. Its an old joke done multiple times.
@KallMeKris2
@KallMeKris2 4 жыл бұрын
Its not that you unique..a misunderstood deal because of a bad middle man..all you need is a comedic view and a person from both languages...didnt even need prop money or fake guns...
@StarShootex
@StarShootex 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@seeking_the_sun
@seeking_the_sun 6 ай бұрын
And this is the best comedy clip I have watched. It leaves me wheezing every single time. The genius of its conception, the brilliance of its execution. Give me more!
@woltickgamers6957
@woltickgamers6957 8 ай бұрын
"Name 10 books"
@mennnn972
@mennnn972 25 күн бұрын
fr why he looks so identical to matan😭
@muhdahnaf7927
@muhdahnaf7927 4 жыл бұрын
"Just translate exactly what they say" *And he literally did it*
@muhdahnaf7927
@muhdahnaf7927 4 жыл бұрын
@Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur Thank you for the correction 👍
@StephJ0seph
@StephJ0seph 4 жыл бұрын
SO in that case, he might actually be the _best_ translator you could get since he translates verbatim.
@clefts8097
@clefts8097 4 жыл бұрын
wow thanks Sherlock
@zhouwu
@zhouwu 4 жыл бұрын
Turns out, you might need a bit of common sense when translating.
@lautarodosramos1838
@lautarodosramos1838 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying that i didnt notice the first 29 times i saw it
@m3ng252
@m3ng252 4 жыл бұрын
*gets slapped by the American *SLAPS IN SPANISH *BEST TRANSLATOR*
@andryuu_2000
@andryuu_2000 4 жыл бұрын
English. American language doesn't exist.
@m3ng252
@m3ng252 4 жыл бұрын
Andrewo Mennah ☣ I never said he got slapped *in* American, it’s *by* the American (person) but yeah, I guess you could say that he got slapped in English.
@ethrez
@ethrez 4 жыл бұрын
To translate a punch to a slap is the highest translation mastery.
@jadyleinn0630
@jadyleinn0630 4 жыл бұрын
not funny, didnt laugh
@andryuu_2000
@andryuu_2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@jadyleinn0630 😳
@Tone2K
@Tone2K 11 ай бұрын
This clip comes up randomly every so often and I watch it each time. And each times it’s hilarious.
@ishankaushik
@ishankaushik 11 ай бұрын
I've watched this a thousand times & keep coming back for more. Can't think of a funnier video than this 🤣🤣🤣
@gneminerift7485
@gneminerift7485 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is the epitome of "you had one job."
@finnheisenheim8274
@finnheisenheim8274 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair he did the job as he was told. He just took it too literally
@darknessblade7480
@darknessblade7480 4 жыл бұрын
destroyed the world because of 1 cough
@insspir
@insspir 4 жыл бұрын
All you had to do...
@saulo4302
@saulo4302 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know "epitome" was a word. Thanks, I guess.
@djtheassassin8907
@djtheassassin8907 4 жыл бұрын
More like , "you had one life."
@alibin8390
@alibin8390 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this translator between Trump and Kim Jong Un...
@dr.brucebanner6949
@dr.brucebanner6949 4 жыл бұрын
It will be the same Lmao Except they won't have guns only nuclear launch buttons
@prinzeraaj
@prinzeraaj 4 жыл бұрын
World war 5!
@EpsilonLovesSharks
@EpsilonLovesSharks 4 жыл бұрын
send nukes
@hongeast5174
@hongeast5174 4 жыл бұрын
Kim studied in Switzerland, he is supposed to speak English..or at least understand it.
@ayie583
@ayie583 4 жыл бұрын
@@hongeast5174 Alright, Mr. Obvious.
@sharafahmed818
@sharafahmed818 7 ай бұрын
Amazingly done. Teated my brain to keep up. Genius screen writer and acting was spot on. Extremely difficult to do scene as an actor, but they nailed it.
@natesanti
@natesanti 8 ай бұрын
Still one of my favorite skits ever😂
@swarajya.55
@swarajya.55 3 жыл бұрын
Technically, he's the world's most legit translator. Edit: may this translator bless everyone who liked this comment
@13tuyuti
@13tuyuti 3 жыл бұрын
Tecnicamente, el es el traductor mas legitimo del mundo.
@Ana-rb7ws
@Ana-rb7ws 3 жыл бұрын
Technically, he’s the world’s most literal translator.
@swarajya.55
@swarajya.55 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ana-rb7ws literal or literate?
@piotrheminiak1442
@piotrheminiak1442 3 жыл бұрын
@@swarajya.55 yes
@swarajya.55
@swarajya.55 3 жыл бұрын
@@piotrheminiak1442 feeling like the godly guy who gets a lot of likes and it feels divine to have their presence in the reply section😅
@caliqm2199
@caliqm2199 3 жыл бұрын
American: **Slaps the translator** Translator: **Slaps the boss in spanish**
@bulkboys5122
@bulkboys5122 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGqppqF7oM2HhNE .,.,
@TheSlicingSword
@TheSlicingSword 3 жыл бұрын
@@bulkboys5122 no
@shrek8476
@shrek8476 3 жыл бұрын
Grabs sandal
@absolutfreeman1033
@absolutfreeman1033 3 жыл бұрын
@@bulkboys5122 jumpscare ahead
@francoduarte4980
@francoduarte4980 3 жыл бұрын
Liquida al jefe use google, it won't kill you that's our advantage, we master both languages
@srini9653
@srini9653 11 ай бұрын
I'm getting to see genuine comedy after a very long time. Bravo!
@craigsouthern4793
@craigsouthern4793 7 ай бұрын
Technically the best translator to ever undertake the task
@gen3360
@gen3360 3 жыл бұрын
"Translate exactly what they say" Translater : And I took that personally.
@thunchanoks
@thunchanoks 3 жыл бұрын
and literally 🤣
@joekrater3364
@joekrater3364 3 жыл бұрын
Not personally, just literally
@nylok4566
@nylok4566 3 жыл бұрын
@@joekrater3364 yea but that’s the mean so literally would make more sense but for the meme it’s personally
@Jose-ew7xg
@Jose-ew7xg 4 жыл бұрын
I cant believe the translator pulled a gun on himself xD
@Jose-ew7xg
@Jose-ew7xg 4 жыл бұрын
Mr blind y thats big brain moves right there
@Squishy743
@Squishy743 4 жыл бұрын
He was just translating the american guy's expression lmao
@Trabsol
@Trabsol 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Yantonio7
@Yantonio7 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, right!? Hahahahahaha clumsy bitch ass
@aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables
@aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables 3 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments whilst I was halfway through the video and saw your spoiler comment lol
@cocoes88
@cocoes88 8 ай бұрын
so ein genialer sketch. love it! ❤
@mosleytandejnr9241
@mosleytandejnr9241 Жыл бұрын
This is his best video. I've watched it multiple times. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anayadanayad451
@anayadanayad451 4 жыл бұрын
Coo coo Pio pio
@davideassis87
@davideassis87 4 жыл бұрын
Pio pio Coo coo
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 4 жыл бұрын
Bang Bang!
@robertoenriquechavezrodrig731
@robertoenriquechavezrodrig731 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂 yaaa
@farque1000
@farque1000 4 жыл бұрын
648 people are simple like you and counting
@christophfinnigan3967
@christophfinnigan3967 4 жыл бұрын
@@wordzmyth but it isnt bang bang they said it more like bang bang
@jennabaram6223
@jennabaram6223 2 жыл бұрын
If I ran a company, I would use this as a professional development video- demonstrating the difference between following instructions and understanding the purpose of the job.
@limingde91
@limingde91 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@karthikkumar4083
@karthikkumar4083 Жыл бұрын
Awesome, that is exactly what Ill do next week 🤘Although Im not running a company, just running a team
@ryanhussain1674
@ryanhussain1674 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh absolutely right
@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah
@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah Жыл бұрын
That's a great idea!
@viktoriaguerin9458
@viktoriaguerin9458 Жыл бұрын
Totally!
@keshavbang5706
@keshavbang5706 4 ай бұрын
One of the best video I have seen in a long time
@JEEASPIRANT-23
@JEEASPIRANT-23 25 күн бұрын
yeh nowdays great videos are rare
@ericmgarrison
@ericmgarrison 9 ай бұрын
Loved how they show how animals make different sounds around the world. Enjoyed the cast of Castro, Eisen, and Rapazote as well!!!! Brilliant 4 minutes!
@kaguth
@kaguth 3 жыл бұрын
My fav part is when he reverse translates las armas to english even though hes talking to the Spanish speaker.
@Chrisman740
@Chrisman740 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah 🤣🤣
@Chrisman740
@Chrisman740 3 жыл бұрын
@Ralph yes 😐
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 жыл бұрын
*No*
@avinash1347
@avinash1347 3 жыл бұрын
That was Spanish? I thought that was Russian..damnnn
@thesupremefalconandthewint3120
@thesupremefalconandthewint3120 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chrisman740 has always
@douque2549
@douque2549 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe all this happened just cause he coughed
@rickyfontain4072
@rickyfontain4072 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dity.
@dity. 4 жыл бұрын
Douque I hope all is well I feel like God laid this on my heart for me to send you this message! The Bible verses that changed my life which was Acts 2:36-43. I just wanted to say that Jesus Christ can restore your life and that is a promise according to Acts 2:39, and God loves you. If you’re in need of a good church near you here you go: www.upci.org/resources/locate-a-church God bless have a great one 🙂. I prayed over this I hope all is well 🙂
@-Triumph
@-Triumph 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't cough you coughed!
@wawalinda3398
@wawalinda3398 4 жыл бұрын
@@-Triumph no you didn't. He did.
@-Triumph
@-Triumph 4 жыл бұрын
@@wawalinda3398 Deja de decir que yo tosí!
@Mindyourbusiness0026
@Mindyourbusiness0026 4 ай бұрын
Epic !!! I've laughed like I haven't laughed freely for decades. Thanks man.
@swapnildas4533
@swapnildas4533 2 ай бұрын
This is something which is in a category of rewatching every month, at this point I almost remember the sequence of dialogue, still I want to watch it as soon as it starts to fade in my memory... simple but a masterpiece
@ylrishabh
@ylrishabh 3 жыл бұрын
That *cough* is the real villain
@Ghost-ts8wh
@Ghost-ts8wh 3 жыл бұрын
Pandemic intensifies
@hercher4072
@hercher4072 3 жыл бұрын
Plandemic!
@Slipknlov
@Slipknlov 2 жыл бұрын
@@hercher4072 You would
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@IskenderCaglarM41B441
@IskenderCaglarM41B441 2 жыл бұрын
Rishabh Yadav Uhm why and how?
@renzaclan98
@renzaclan98 4 жыл бұрын
He's a good translator, just a bad interpreter...
@otshepengditshego2991
@otshepengditshego2991 4 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@iycephoenixx4249
@iycephoenixx4249 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@shadowlago95
@shadowlago95 4 жыл бұрын
Nooo he has the worst common sense ever
@erickissinger7087
@erickissinger7087 4 жыл бұрын
A translator translates written text actually while an interpreter interprets spoken words
@ChildofIcarus
@ChildofIcarus 4 жыл бұрын
Adding mami or papi at the beginning of your sentences, and choosing not to use any spaces so as to mimic the speed at which a native speaker speaks, corrects any grammatical mistakes.
@athomft
@athomft 8 ай бұрын
this never gets old, still laughing even I've watched it so many times
@artawesome30
@artawesome30 7 ай бұрын
The actors did such a brilliant job!! I want more of them and these characters
@Ronan.O
@Ronan.O 4 жыл бұрын
The translator was a bit lost but his heart was in the right place
@ArchangelLucifer0
@ArchangelLucifer0 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. But had it been in the wrong place, eg. his stomach, he would've survived.
@Skynomer
@Skynomer 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArchangelLucifer0 this guy got a point lol
@MrScary-rz8od
@MrScary-rz8od 4 жыл бұрын
BANG BANG! lol
@shen.daniel
@shen.daniel 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did translate "exactly" what the American said. Mission accomplished
@aviXex
@aviXex 3 жыл бұрын
Now I feel sad 😢
@hugodecroix294
@hugodecroix294 4 жыл бұрын
The bird sound in different languages was the best part
@wetguavass
@wetguavass 4 жыл бұрын
A fart in Spanish sounds different than the farts in English.
@arnaskazlauskas7133
@arnaskazlauskas7133 4 жыл бұрын
@@wetguavass I'm pretty sure you fart the same.
@arrowintheknee9956
@arrowintheknee9956 4 жыл бұрын
No, the slap part was the best! 😂
@haysen123
@haysen123 4 жыл бұрын
@ankit 9119 hoo hoo and pio pio
@sobirov_inc9816
@sobirov_inc9816 8 ай бұрын
dude looks like a 'name ten book' boy
@messsier618
@messsier618 3 ай бұрын
bro looks like name 10 books guy
@s-boy2004
@s-boy2004 3 ай бұрын
lol i found this video again and realize he does
@okayboomer5797
@okayboomer5797 3 жыл бұрын
It all started with that cough...😂
@imtiazchoudhary3976
@imtiazchoudhary3976 3 жыл бұрын
Covid 19😢😢🤧🤧🤧
@jonburbridge2968
@jonburbridge2968 3 жыл бұрын
@@imtiazchoudhary3976 Bullshit 2020
@hitokiribattousai7703
@hitokiribattousai7703 3 жыл бұрын
Oh.. Haha
@Echoesoftimelover
@Echoesoftimelover 3 жыл бұрын
jon burbridge Alex Jones
@jonburbridge2968
@jonburbridge2968 3 жыл бұрын
@pillowdo Alkusayer No. The numbers of infected and deaths are sooo imbelished. America is much more healthier than they are saying. There is WAY more to this than the Corona.
@Jabid21
@Jabid21 3 жыл бұрын
“Wait, do you mean you or him?" “You!” -Brings out second gun pointing to himself 🤣
@Ludabeat
@Ludabeat 3 жыл бұрын
Cant kill me if i kms. Genius, will try next time
@xatoor
@xatoor 3 жыл бұрын
ikr bruh 😂😂😂😂litty 😂😂😂on a stack 😂😂😂😂 no cap 😂😂😂
@koryrae1399
@koryrae1399 3 жыл бұрын
My tiny brain still cant understand that can someone explain
@atleastimnotgae2124
@atleastimnotgae2124 3 жыл бұрын
Alex i know so litty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they be buggin no cap on a stack
@MadaraUchiha-ux3dx
@MadaraUchiha-ux3dx 3 жыл бұрын
I started dying when I saw that 💀 😭 🤣
@uddinkayyum
@uddinkayyum 6 ай бұрын
no matter how many times i watch this, its was always funny 😂
@cidlikescalamity564
@cidlikescalamity564 8 ай бұрын
Mf looks like the name 10 books guy
@Northsidewolves
@Northsidewolves 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually the first guy's fault he told him to translate "Exactly" what they say
@veorangejuice733
@veorangejuice733 3 жыл бұрын
What i was thinking
@BloodStar917
@BloodStar917 3 жыл бұрын
Not his fault his friend didn't have common sense
@xhivo97
@xhivo97 3 жыл бұрын
He's obviously on the spectrum. Well, was anyway.
@unocualqu1era
@unocualqu1era 3 жыл бұрын
@@xhivo97 he was so far on the spectrum he was beyond the spectrum
@CrypticSWLDN
@CrypticSWLDN 3 жыл бұрын
Spectrum was the entire Spectrum
@crynonical7643
@crynonical7643 3 жыл бұрын
I cant breath from that "Coo-coo, Pio- Pio "
@gkm2928
@gkm2928 3 жыл бұрын
It went from good to great for me
@warricklow4218
@warricklow4218 2 жыл бұрын
i was smiling thruout and thats what makes me laugh
@etheldingleberry8075
@etheldingleberry8075 2 жыл бұрын
*breathe
@mandomestizo
@mandomestizo 7 ай бұрын
please make a movie around this short, i want to see it!!!
@i_watch_everything
@i_watch_everything 4 жыл бұрын
Translator : start translating Cough : I'm gonna end this man's career
@meghashirodkar
@meghashirodkar 4 жыл бұрын
and life
@petrapaulinaemotera4794
@petrapaulinaemotera4794 4 жыл бұрын
Walang natawa. Wala ka nang ibang joke gago ka?
@mixtapemania6769
@mixtapemania6769 4 жыл бұрын
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 ki langaj w'ap pale
@purdudan
@purdudan 4 жыл бұрын
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 Anong ginagawa mo dito, petchay?
@damnyougotthewholesquadlau821
@damnyougotthewholesquadlau821 4 жыл бұрын
@@petrapaulinaemotera4794 papansin amp
@piztolice3459
@piztolice3459 3 жыл бұрын
A perfect representation of "he a bit confused but he got the spirit"
@mimizdani8194
@mimizdani8194 2 жыл бұрын
He got no spirit anymore xD
@l.t.m6826
@l.t.m6826 2 жыл бұрын
Well about that last part...
@Hugo-qn5qs
@Hugo-qn5qs 2 жыл бұрын
Before this blow up sign me in
@nnkn2291
@nnkn2291 2 жыл бұрын
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim
@oksomynameisjeff4212
@oksomynameisjeff4212 2 жыл бұрын
@@nnkn2291 sorry no offence but who tf asked bruv? Just saying who tf asked for religious preferences in this specific topic?
@emezenos
@emezenos 9 ай бұрын
He looks like the dude who invaded the game of the year
@L2KGamesProduction
@L2KGamesProduction 9 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing and had to find it in the comments
@anordinarysubscriber1151
@anordinarysubscriber1151 8 ай бұрын
4 years ago and it still gets me everytime 😂😂
@njnexgen
@njnexgen 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't shoot back even though he had some life, just continued translating. What a legend
@ThzZoltek
@ThzZoltek 4 жыл бұрын
"He had some life" Bruh this ain't Fortnire gtfo 😂😂😂😂
@devin9083
@devin9083 4 жыл бұрын
TrollFlamingo not what he meant 🤦🏻‍♂️
@mattsucksatmusic4817
@mattsucksatmusic4817 4 жыл бұрын
TrollFlamingo stop embarrassing yourself
@eternal9303
@eternal9303 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThzZoltek wow so dumb
@IndraD
@IndraD 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThzZoltek you're a dum dum
@ibnsaeed1
@ibnsaeed1 4 жыл бұрын
Who came up with this , he's a genius
@narfle
@narfle 4 жыл бұрын
About 170 different sketch groups in the last 5 years.
@muhammadzainshabbir7093
@muhammadzainshabbir7093 4 жыл бұрын
@@BeautyLilya 😂😂😂 nailed it
@kryptkeeper457
@kryptkeeper457 4 жыл бұрын
This joke has been around for close to one hundred years... 1930s Abbott and costello and probably before.
@FranciscoMartinez-un1wj
@FranciscoMartinez-un1wj 4 жыл бұрын
No one did these is pretty common in a lot of people who translate they translate things that aren't necessary and sound like that
@kf5541
@kf5541 4 жыл бұрын
ibn Saeed1 it’s a foreign guy, I can’t translate the name though!
@FanOfAnjnaOmKashyap
@FanOfAnjnaOmKashyap 7 ай бұрын
*LOVED ❤ IT* *Thanks to Alternatino and his team for making this hilarious short film* In the last 3 months i have watched this video over 50 times, yes or maybe more than that, everytime it made me laugh so hard,, *Even if i am depressed, still it made me laugh, 👇👇👇THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST* 😊
@shilloe13
@shilloe13 3 жыл бұрын
When you get fired for doing your job properly. *Pun intended*
@astro7484
@astro7484 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaah! I see what you did there. 😂😂
@uknome2754
@uknome2754 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I am dumb.. But please verify me the joke, so i won't miss it
@abhay4147
@abhay4147 3 жыл бұрын
@@uknome2754 Fired has a double meaning here
@uknome2754
@uknome2754 3 жыл бұрын
Uh thx.. Dumb🤐
@mub8445
@mub8445 3 жыл бұрын
@@uknome2754 they fired a gun at him. And they fired him as a translator through that
@ggsfriend
@ggsfriend 4 жыл бұрын
This is a weird Narcos season...
@H-TownGamer
@H-TownGamer 4 жыл бұрын
asdfer 123 dude 😂💀
@Aknilox
@Aknilox 4 жыл бұрын
wdym? this is what happens everytime I do it. Its not normal?
@riccardotosatto3264
@riccardotosatto3264 4 жыл бұрын
what's is this movie?
@knightenchanter7908
@knightenchanter7908 3 жыл бұрын
Better than Narcos.
@rizkyrakhmat1
@rizkyrakhmat1 3 жыл бұрын
narcos in the daily basis
@imsnare
@imsnare 7 ай бұрын
ive never actually laughed out loud at a yt video before props to the team behind this
@anamericanentrepreneur
@anamericanentrepreneur 5 ай бұрын
This is so funny! Great work!!
@RamiroBelmaresJr
@RamiroBelmaresJr 4 жыл бұрын
- Do you mean "you or him"? - You! *pulls gun on himself* What?! 🤣
@shanezenmusic
@shanezenmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it gets better the more you think about it lmfaoo
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 4 жыл бұрын
@@shanezenmusic My mind's still spinning from that last bit lol
@ohnonotjo
@ohnonotjo 4 жыл бұрын
Mexican Standoff 2019
@benprewitt4600
@benprewitt4600 4 жыл бұрын
That was the part where I paused it for a second like "Wait, this flipped the script on me." LOL
@mikumikuareka
@mikumikuareka 4 жыл бұрын
Because American guy took out the second gun and pointed it on boss It's complicated
@alessandroscarrone
@alessandroscarrone 3 жыл бұрын
"He a little confused but he got the spirit"
@luzmanhasif6071
@luzmanhasif6071 3 жыл бұрын
Bang bang
@davidraveh5966
@davidraveh5966 3 жыл бұрын
Pats nation!
@danielridlon3198
@danielridlon3198 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidraveh5966 i miss tom D:
@shersockholmes6261
@shersockholmes6261 3 жыл бұрын
He only left as a spirit now tho😂
@travel-culture
@travel-culture 2 ай бұрын
This is like the funniest vlog watched, I watched its first days every year rewatched even have watch laughs with friends and am glad it has really grown from 4ma now 20+ma 😂
@kristoferkrus
@kristoferkrus 7 ай бұрын
This is brilliant!
@soyeloso7345
@soyeloso7345 2 жыл бұрын
He is actually the best translator. He translated every-single-word spoken even with the attitude and emotion used...😂
@chengejshi5523
@chengejshi5523 2 жыл бұрын
and punch :')
@Rah.i
@Rah.i 2 жыл бұрын
Even the coo coo pio pio
@Hm-dh1vu
@Hm-dh1vu 2 жыл бұрын
Girl what
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom Жыл бұрын
The problem is actually that the 2 other men keep addressing HIM instead of saying what they want to say to EACH OTHER.
@misbel6751
@misbel6751 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, the title is so misleading gosh!
@frankluis4653
@frankluis4653 4 жыл бұрын
Pulls out a 2nd gun on himself !! WTF this niiga translated the pigeon sound
@Youarebeautiful6690
@Youarebeautiful6690 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome
@benconnor3206
@benconnor3206 4 жыл бұрын
frank luis hahahahaha
@davidzshit
@davidzshit 4 жыл бұрын
frank luis Bro I didn’t even notice... lmfao!!!
@kittvixen2257
@kittvixen2257 4 жыл бұрын
frank luis you are killing me,lol
@zilindogomes1767
@zilindogomes1767 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
@d6udu6o8y
@d6udu6o8y 11 ай бұрын
absolutely delightful! Ive never laugh so hard in my entire life
@stevepicray8438
@stevepicray8438 7 ай бұрын
I had to used translation services as a nurse, and one thing you learn right off the bat is that you speak to the translator at the beginning, and then the rest of the time you speak as if the translator is not even there.
@locke8628
@locke8628 3 жыл бұрын
He isn't a bad translator, he just takes his job very seriously and translate exactly what they say
@manojgurung9865
@manojgurung9865 3 жыл бұрын
Too much talented and confident moron that he just lost the fucking common sense man
@aritrabanerjee8549
@aritrabanerjee8549 3 жыл бұрын
A dumb translator😂😂
@LifeForUndead
@LifeForUndead 3 жыл бұрын
You didnt explain who was talking lmfao
@blueblood-_-
@blueblood-_- 3 жыл бұрын
A humanoid who lost basic sense
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 2 жыл бұрын
A translators job isn't to be a Google Translate. You're also supposed to be an interpretator. He didn't know whether questions were directed at him or the other party. He's a bad translator.
@ColinAverill
@ColinAverill 4 жыл бұрын
And this, my dear boys and girls, is why you should request an interpreter, and not a translator, should you ever need one.
@4ltrz555
@4ltrz555 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I get it
@saintvictorie
@saintvictorie 4 жыл бұрын
Lol yea
@Ayveh
@Ayveh 4 жыл бұрын
lol very true XD
@girlgirl4548
@girlgirl4548 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, exactly. I was a translator and was always having to explain to people that being an interpreter is quite different.
@noexpressions6976
@noexpressions6976 4 жыл бұрын
girl girl how are they different??
@mounirdahmoud2642
@mounirdahmoud2642 8 ай бұрын
Name 10 books
@charlesclimineda8080
@charlesclimineda8080 8 ай бұрын
I needed this laugh 😂
@sirajkhan5343
@sirajkhan5343 4 жыл бұрын
He was so true to his job he even translated the slap......
@kostiszantos7944
@kostiszantos7944 4 жыл бұрын
Era tan fiel a su trabajo que incluso tradujo la bofetada ...
@kend609
@kend609 4 жыл бұрын
he was tan faithful to his job que tradujo la slap
@mixtapemania6769
@mixtapemania6769 4 жыл бұрын
@@kend609 li te se tan faithful to su travay que he even traducio slap la
@yc2560
@yc2560 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on understanding the joke.
@vvventure
@vvventure 4 жыл бұрын
@@yc2560 Felicitaciones por entender el chiste
@jaimeem4619
@jaimeem4619 4 жыл бұрын
He even translated the pigeon's sound how can he be the worst f*cking translator?? 😂😂
@WisamSafi1978
@WisamSafi1978 4 жыл бұрын
As another top comment said: “he’s a good translator but bad interpreter”
@jonathanlim1521
@jonathanlim1521 4 жыл бұрын
he didn't translate what the pigeon said tho
@ChaoticPen22
@ChaoticPen22 4 жыл бұрын
COO COO PÍO PÍO I DIEEEED
@mixtapemania6769
@mixtapemania6769 4 жыл бұрын
@@LincolnVOS i didnt hear you, you coughed
@goha9218
@goha9218 3 жыл бұрын
@@mixtapemania6769 no I didn't cough YOU coughed
@Bech285
@Bech285 6 ай бұрын
I watch this at least once a year :D Cracks me up every time
@sr.elboogie9262
@sr.elboogie9262 4 ай бұрын
this is hilarious kudo, bravo to whom ever came up with this idea and wrote this
@sebreme
@sebreme 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine him being the translator of Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un
@masterpervert1311
@masterpervert1311 4 жыл бұрын
Nuclear war imminent
@vythai9254
@vythai9254 4 жыл бұрын
Then the world would have a nuclear party
@Jaronite
@Jaronite 4 жыл бұрын
We would have been mutated from the Nukes by now.
@mohitbadukiya5825
@mohitbadukiya5825 4 жыл бұрын
Fatgum then we all die.
@radamstep
@radamstep 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Kim Jong-un?
@wilvanwyk4478
@wilvanwyk4478 2 жыл бұрын
Even with his final breath he still translated the conversation. That's a dedicated employee!
@tintiniitk
@tintiniitk 2 жыл бұрын
Actually he did break his character in the middle for about a minute when he apologises to Jeffe, encourages him to shoot the American and then lies to the American.
@yb801
@yb801 2 жыл бұрын
Employee of the year!
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira Жыл бұрын
Give him a raise!
@divyapratapsingh1795
@divyapratapsingh1795 Жыл бұрын
That's how the HR wants employees to work...... Till last breath
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 Жыл бұрын
He is like Patrick trying to become employee of the month holding the broomstick upside down
@xenome3883
@xenome3883 2 ай бұрын
he looks like the bill clinton kid
@smollime117
@smollime117 2 ай бұрын
exactly what i thought
@man-myth-legend-6565
@man-myth-legend-6565 3 ай бұрын
I loved every second of it
@Afkg3ar
@Afkg3ar 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy being in the middle of US & China & Russia negotiation when they try to make the new arms treaty lol
@sakoupa
@sakoupa 3 жыл бұрын
“Coo-Coo” - “Pio-Pio”....
@kaiju8987
@kaiju8987 3 жыл бұрын
Just thinking bout it has me dying
@xthukuh
@xthukuh 3 жыл бұрын
Would lead to an all out world war
@cho2583
@cho2583 3 жыл бұрын
"nuke the american" "wait you tellin him to nuke me?" "no its a type of burger" "come on nuke, nuke them! BOOM BOOM!" "wait that does sound like your telling him to nuke me" "no thats how you cook it" "come on, at the white house, BOOM BOOM-" "okay if he nukes me i''ll nuke you"
@uniquesoljah5429
@uniquesoljah5429 3 жыл бұрын
@@cho2583 lol
@noahwolff5919
@noahwolff5919 4 жыл бұрын
The translator looks like a burnt out michael reeves
@zaid3013
@zaid3013 4 жыл бұрын
Best joke of 2020
@blackbubble7821
@blackbubble7821 4 жыл бұрын
i fucking knew it i thought I've seen the dude somewhere similar, michael reeves yes hahaha
@dominique7411
@dominique7411 4 жыл бұрын
that is why i am here
@240Films
@240Films 4 жыл бұрын
I CLICKED ON IT THINKING IT WAS HIM LOL
@herandonlyher
@herandonlyher 4 жыл бұрын
Yooo
@opedromagico
@opedromagico 7 ай бұрын
This kept showing in my recommendations for what, 2 or 3 years? I finally gave up and here I am, watched it all. Congrats KZbin.
@harrisonsamson
@harrisonsamson 9 ай бұрын
This is the perfect ad for Doulingo
@michaelbluejay
@michaelbluejay Жыл бұрын
I interpreted a Netflix movie for my father-in-law who doesn't speak English. When a character screamed, I screamed too, even though I knew it wasn't necessary. He told me he already understood the screaming.
@blueturtle3623
@blueturtle3623 Жыл бұрын
That's me interpreting ASL in media to my family who refuse to learn ASL. I do it partially to give them a taste of their own medicine, and talk down to them like people who don't sign talk down to me. Petty? Yes, but it's getting to a point where price of admission into my life for them is learning ASL.
@BlackSeranna
@BlackSeranna Жыл бұрын
This is awesome in so many ways lol
@maloxi1472
@maloxi1472 Жыл бұрын
@@blueturtle3623 ok dude...
@argalib
@argalib 11 ай бұрын
😆😆😆🥰
@tangerinetech5300
@tangerinetech5300 11 ай бұрын
​@Blue Turtle can you not project your personal issues randomly into the youtube comment section. Thank you
@dramacidal6998
@dramacidal6998 3 жыл бұрын
He's the world's most committed translator. All the way til the end.
@pathania3377
@pathania3377 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately his job lasted for just 4 min.😂😂
@captainsoarineagle
@captainsoarineagle 3 жыл бұрын
@@pathania3377 it should've lasted 2 minutes 😂😩
@jalveshwar
@jalveshwar 4 ай бұрын
This scene is legendary, the way his eyes move before translating, understanding this does not make sense but still translates
@TLDsProductions
@TLDsProductions 6 ай бұрын
Having worked with numerous "translators" this is actually so more real than people can imagine!!!!
@memski9565
@memski9565 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how difficult the script reading session was😂
@hughjassFrom7YearsAgo
@hughjassFrom7YearsAgo 3 жыл бұрын
Must be hell i would imagine
@mr.fevicol4914
@mr.fevicol4914 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : it is script reading
@extrm161
@extrm161 Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI a example .
@SStupendous
@SStupendous Жыл бұрын
@@mr.fevicol4914 huh?
@db5094
@db5094 Жыл бұрын
@@mr.fevicol4914 huh
@known_stranger_55
@known_stranger_55 4 жыл бұрын
This is all started with one damn cough. 😂😂
@nigatuagize7595
@nigatuagize7595 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahah yea
@cezar211091
@cezar211091 4 жыл бұрын
True
@mogliking12345
@mogliking12345 4 жыл бұрын
Butterfly effect
@sohelshaikh3404
@sohelshaikh3404 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@128ezio1
@128ezio1 4 жыл бұрын
Arthur Morgan is that you ? xD
@Alvaro-tq7my
@Alvaro-tq7my 2 ай бұрын
youtube recommended this masterpiece 4 years late
@J007297
@J007297 9 ай бұрын
This was perfection!
@johnpeter1544
@johnpeter1544 4 жыл бұрын
"I am sorry, he is the worst f*cking translator" I say he died with honor.! 😂
@ayaan5540
@ayaan5540 4 жыл бұрын
*Gets slapped by the American* *Proceeds to slap his boss IN SPANISH!*
@0614Rei
@0614Rei 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@babolikoboy9440
@babolikoboy9440 4 жыл бұрын
What is slap in Spanish?
@ayaan5540
@ayaan5540 4 жыл бұрын
@@babolikoboy9440 *B O F E T A D A*
@babolikoboy9440
@babolikoboy9440 4 жыл бұрын
Ayaan Dutt what is bofetada?
@ayaan5540
@ayaan5540 4 жыл бұрын
@@babolikoboy9440 that's the Spanish word for slap... isn't that what you asked for?
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