I got harassed by the mob at my local bar. They had no clue who I was. Then, 7 minutes later...

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[@bobporch]

Was this an example of AS (Artificial Stupidity) in programing?

[@jimlewis3306]

Nah, nothing artificial about it!

[@HartmutJagerArt]

YES !

[@diaperjoeisaped1723]

Let me check. Oh, it is YOU! DUH! NOW, get back in your mommy's basement and stay there.

[@VictorDSMan]

Yes.

[@SingVangelist]

AI Actual Ignorance!

[@patricklemmon8260]

Oh!, What unmitigated road apples! The myth of the Noble Gangster went out with black and white films. Never harm civilians?, vomit, civilians are the prey.

[@user-cd7jn9cx5e]

Welcome to KZbin! We make money when you click. Nothing else really matters. Keep clicking.

[@markcollins2666]

@@user-cd7jn9cx5e At least with turkeys like this, we know never to click again. Or on anything YOU produce. Which I doubt you do.

[@moviefreak3799]

It really sounds like they are standing in a circle reading a script❗ 😅 🤣 HaHaHa

[@THE-HammerMan]

Good Lord! This is THE most obnoxious thing I've ever seen or heard.

[@lablackzed]

What a load of hogwash really is that the best you can do.😳

[@leonardtarbert9270]

Help Us To Feed Kids In Gaza fresh hogs from Texas

[@kennyphillips5153]

Johnson really sounds mafia doesn't it?

[@patricklemmon8260]

As Mafioso as Doyle and Thompson, eh ! Barnum was right.

[@AnneBoleynRome]

Same with Doyle lol

[@lofatmat]

Samio Johnsonario!

[@swell_gal]

​@@lofatmat😂😂😂

[@georgerivera9220]

It's a code name not his real name.

[@NIUHarrier55]

It was like looking at a car crash, couldn’t look away and stayed with it to see how this tacky story ended. Won’t be forwarding this pain to anyone I know.

[@dmballard60]

Wow I am glad I played that at 2x speed. Still that is around 13 minutes of my life I will never get back.

[@freemanpense2782]

Should have taken about 20 seconds to figure out he wasn't showing scenes which he can do as long as he doesn't include sound.

[@larryrobinson1986]

⁹⁹​@@freemanpense2782

[@diaperjoeisaped1723]

You do NOT HAVE A LIFE 😂

[@philipmbarry]

Thanks, now I know about the 2x feature. 😅

[@Hitsystem]

Yes.Written by someone who isn't an English speaker, and narrated by the AI narration available on KZbin

[@stewartfenton7660]

Totally unrealistic dialogue, not to mention that this amazing hero just sits there while these guys wreck his friend's bar.

[@benantell5452]

Those who forgive, will be forgiven.

[@robertreuter1256]

This is a story written by a 15 year old. With no writing talent and containing phrases found in the comics.

[@james-jg8iu]

Nobody with the name Doyle would be in the mafia. Doyle is Irish not Italian I know this because my name in Doyle

[@aruserios7632]

You're being generous. I would say 8-year-old.

[@tommeador2898]

WOW

[@user-dx1ck2lc2o]

Language too reserved to be Mafia. Diction too clear. I'd rather hear Street talk coming out for the bad guys. Yeah, he-he.

[@penguinking4830]

It's AI generated. No human brains were utilized in the creation of this story.

[@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14]

They're lucky it wasn't Paul Kersey.

[@apronto1]

What a soppy story. I’m about to cry...

[@oldmaninthecave]

This is the kind of video teenagers make when they aren't playing with their one-eyed johnson. This is as inspirational as a trip to the DMV. Tried watching at 2x speed, got nauseous and couldn't finish. If they dumped the story and just showed the background images, they could easily triple their likes and subscriptions.

[@nigelhildyard3490]

I absolutely love the idea of this story, always convey mutual respect!!!

[@claudiaporter4269]

Taking them to the Train Station. LOL

[@george-hz9xq]

It is missing Nancy Drew and the famous 5. It is about as scary as drying paint.

[@valswhitewolf6611]

That's not the stories point.

[@butterfinger1171]

Sounds like a 4th grader wrote this

[@HartmutJagerArt]

Do not insult 4th graders !

[@ted6176]

Yup !! And nobody above the 2nd grade would believe it. 😂

[@chuckintexas_1437]

Absolutely.

[@dannorton5532]

I 99o9 po 9o90ooo​@@HartmutJagerArt

[@dwiser3242]

I knew Joseph Bonanno (Joe Bananas) and his son Joe Jr. and mafia member Rosario Gambino. Actual mafia families. What is this Sil Eter BS?

[@johnn58]

I thought all the other customers left. What customers were they bothering when they laughed?

[@raybaker3324]

All the customers left but got upset when they was laughing at the older man check your story before you tell it

[@Billypix]

This sounds like a guy wrote this had no education. At all

[@robertstrobel6937]

This is good moral story

[@garysouthwell5762]

Very intriguing. Can learn a lot from this. Be careful what you say. Say what you mean, with purpose, and carry it out.

[@SylvesterCarl]

First the docks, then international waters.........

[@aimaction7393]

VERY FUNNY. I LIKE HOW YOU THINK. ! 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@user-ko1tu8cd4m]

Great voiced story

[@chadrowe8452]

If i was on my deathbed this would be ok only because I would know it would end soon

[@ammoalamo6485]

What a bull shirt story. Geeze, even fast forwarding it took too much out of my life.

[@Mac-O-Ronee]

I stopped before half way through. Didn’t make it any better.

[@1125Mig]

OMG, this was painful.

[@GrumpyButt]

BS click bait using the most cheap robot they could find.

[@roberthenderson2580]

This is a work of fiction, isn't it? And a very bad one at that.

[@rickrick5041]

All true

[@allen046]

Cement shoes for the five A-holes.

[@craigbrown7707]

They were later found dead in a terrible accident

[@aimaction7393]

I THINK YOU KNOW THE MAFIA REALLY DOES NOT FORGIVE, AND NEITHER DO I . BUT HOW DOES THE DEATH SHOW UP AS BAD DRIVING, WHEN THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE THE CAR ACCIDENT, AND WHY WERE DEAD IDIOTS DRIVING WHILE DEAD ?

[@ron5vin]

"What goes around ... comes around".

[@fuzzybutkus8970]

This was Gianni Rosso speaking in the 3rd person.

[@sparkyman8249]

I really liked the backgrounds during the story, well done and kudos to you.

[@salvationbordercountry3800]

Some of the comments indicate that some people have never net anyone as serious as Sam. I hope they wise up before they do.

[@robinmabbott7334]

Sam Johnson ? Never heard of him

[@theseustoo]

One way to make it a bit more fun... drink a shot of whiskey every time he says 'old man'... and see if you can make it to the end of the video without passing out! 😁 Nah... seriously though folks, don't do it! Your liver could never handle it! 😉

[@ernesthastie-gg7kn]

I hope the mafia don't get wind of this rubbish

[@aimaction7393]

VERY FUNNY 😂

[@russyoung7388]

Being put in place by an OG is cool

[@NUMMEHARBEN]

From where did you get those mob names Sil Eter, Ent Gran and Ner Rouge? I can not find them on the Internet and have never heard of them in spite I have been reading a lot about the Mafia.

[@oldmaninthecave]

Those are mafia names from a teenager's wet dream.

[@kevinmccue7672]

He should have required them to pay for damages.

[@renedebosscher6669]

there goes ten minutes of my life completely wasted.

[@petergreen1265]

teach this gut to read please

[@user-ko1tu8cd4m]

One said sounds like 4th grader has evil issues

[@davelowe1977]

Written by a 14 year old non-native English speaker. I'd guess eastern european.

[@koff41]

If so he can atlest speak two languages and I can speak 3. How about you dear löwe. If you live in UZA or Lilobritain your future is not so good. Pavosen heska.

[@tomnelson6704]

This is so fuckin bad it’s like driving by an Accident.

[@daryljackson3704]

whoa, thats 25 minutes I'll never get back

[@SScherliss]

A grade school version of a mafia showdown.

[@tonyking9235]

HO BOY GIVE ME STRENGTH

[@begforrit7731]

And the Academy Award for Comedy Movie of the year goes to Sam Johnson

[@MrReadandlearn]

Sounds like an AI generated scene.

[@neilrose4866]

Oh my God !!! This was so awful I listened to it all the way through. What a total load of bull crap !!!

[@DennisRichardH]

The script is so well-written, ha-ha. It seems like it was written in a language with different syntax, then translated into another language, then into another language. It sounds so strange and the language is so stilted. Ha-ha. Hey writer of this script. Do not quit working in your daytime employment. Ha-ha. It is so fascinating, ha-ha. Yeah, right. It is really not so very. It is really in truth not so well-written. I decided I will never forgive the wrier ha-ha. I would never pick A fight with a sil eter ha-ha. No matter how long it takes ha-ha.

[@DennisRichardH]

Oh I should also say it sounds like it is read by A robot ha-ha.

[@DennisRichardH]

By the way ha-ha, I am also. Presixent. I also president of a local mafia. Our local mafia ha-ha is alkied.with all.the mafia ha-ha. Wow, this makes a very loud sucking sound ha-ha. I cannot wait to stop playing this video ha-ha.

[@michaelw3927]

Twelve commercial interruptions in less than 30 minutes by AdTube. Amazing.

[@ernesthastie-gg7kn]

Next time i need an anaestheic IL take this recording with me

[@oldmaninthecave]

or an emetic.

[@inttubu1]

Geezus..i had on 1.5 speed..its still slow…😂

[@marioflavin2141]

Hey badadbing badaboom what a nice story.

[@markvincent5992]

Geez even the Mafia knows better than to say 💩like this!

[@rolandek6157]

i like the wiews of the nederlands

[@davetrevino1361]

damn that was terrible.

[@JimPack-jy3rr]

Gee. I didn't know the Mafia was from Ireland?

[@ThePearsch]

Reminds me of the movie '2nd Hand Lions.'

[@Hitsystem]

I’d rate ‘2nd Hand Lions’ as decently entertaining, with octogenarian stars Robert Duvall and Michael Caine pulling impressive fighting moves in a ‘drugstore’ face-off with four disrespectful twenty year olds.The way the world should be!

[@jackjones9460]

Reminds me of the very early Godzilla movies. Everything seemed incredibly fake but was so bad I didn’t want to stop watching. Soon, Godzilla would come, destroy the city and make everything ok.

[@eamonmacdonnell2627]

Same auld story..

[@ianstewart6021]

I think Johnson should visit some of the commenters here and teach you some manners.

[@michaelmckenna9022]

Most mobsters have made enough money many years ago to start legitimate businesses and work all the time. The don't have the time to harass people in bars.

[@RogerBondie]

haha sounds so stupid

[@George-rv3rt]

I’m still listening, but I don’t know why!!!!!!!!!!!

[@romeoquiambao2535]

LOL THANKS I SAVE MY TIME AND MOVE ON

[@ArcoZakus]

Maybe because you are finding it difficult to believe that it is really as bad as it is?

[@rodneyzurek4900]

Why did this post happen?

[@anthonystike6034]

Weird one. Enjoyed it.

[@rodmckuan7198]

They hadn't a clue YANK

[@bugstomper4670]

Sounds like 'The Seven Deadly Venoms'.

[@johnclassick240]

If you are a kid, I could understand the writing being not great. Are you a child?

[@ArcoZakus]

AI is in its childhood. Have to crawl before you can walk, you know? But how quickly they grow ...

[@pvajit1109]

Never involve civilians in disciplining bad mafia that broke rules and code of honour.

[@TheyStoleMyHandleAgain]

Where and how do you think the family makes money? Sex trafficking, gambling (numbers), prostitution, drugs, "protection" and so much more. The story is truthful in one way, and it is probably written to the reading level of the thugs who need to hear it: don't pick on senile old men drinking alone at a bar.

[@ffggddss]

Could they have found dialog readers who were any more lame than these?

[@user-sg5gy5ee8z]

3:19 can't take any more.

[@floydzoglman703]

If you have a hobby of drinking every day, you may have a problem.

[@geraldvaughan5103]

Mine too. Why are us guys sooooooooooooooooooooo long-winded They hate getting to the point.

[@ramkrishn4762]

An attempt to fine tune mafia models! When they do uncivilised things in civilised world; which jump rule book country wise 😂

[@karlcockrum8684]

Sounds like an older bad Chinese movie,

[@mikekiel605]

6.24K subscribers unbelievable

[@bobporch]

All under 12 years old.

[@Martin-ol4uq]

OMG! When's the movie coming out? This must have been written by a 9 year old child or a 12 year old computer. The only things that make this a classic are the choice of Sam Johnson as the name of a Mafia gang leader, and the ultra-intimidating "Haha" as expressed by one of the bad guys early on.

[@951homeservicesllc5]

God awful

[@davidgrenis638]

NAME LIKE SAM JOHNSON DOESN'T SOUND VERY SICILIAN SICILIAN NOT EVEN ITALIAN ITALIAN

[@ManIsGypsy]

We learn to speak by hearing the spoken word. If I start hearing people speaking like this (inflections and so forth) I think I will puke. Is this the 'AI' that we're supposed to be cautious of? Good grief!

[@mjatlee6306]

They wore red hats

[@theseustoo]

Not sure which is worse... the writing, or the acting. 🤔

[@rickrick5041]

Ive been listening for what seems like 6 hours all that I know is they are the Sil Eaters

[@user-yx7ds7wy8g]

AI is so weird when it tries to narrate human conversation!

[@99Racker]

Story line is lacking and robot voices don't help.

[@jessicastorydiary]

I completely agree, the storyline is not clear at all. And about the voices we can say that if there was a corresponding video series, it would be interesting, but so too tedious it turned out((((

[@aimaction7393]

IT SOUNDED PRETTY REAL TO ME .

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Bored and into 27 minutes of unbelievable B/S?

[@catherinelee3111]

I believe you don't need to be in the mafia in order to protect the civilians ---just show them that you're a man of honor and that you mean business and you mean what you say , that you stand for justice too . I believe other like-- minded gentlemen would rally around you , like comrade -in -arms , fighting injustice and defending the rights of those weak civilians .

[@PaulStatz-xl3em]

You might want to take a writing course This by mail BS stuff won't cut it

[@wallaceprice659]

First story of a five year old

[@alistairmorrish8613]

If you hold down the left mouse button on the screen, the settings play at 2x speed until you release the button.... You're welcome.

[@deannathan5260]

What a load of croc!!!

[@terrywright7470]

Your spelling is not good.....CROC is not how you spell CRAP

[@deannathan5260]

@@terrywright7470

[@georgerivera9220]

See Dick and Jane, see Spot, see spot run...

[@jimgeelan5949]

Amazing what robots can do 😂 but what a load of shit

[@franktuckwell196]

Annoying the customers, but not so annoying as this A I voice. I will never subscribe or come back again.

[@freemanpense2782]

This is stupid. You couldn't find a copy of the movie to show the scenes of?