I Got Hired as an Immigration Officer and This Happened - Border Officer

[@GrayStillPlays]

The video is late because I had to work overtime because the game won't let me go home after work.

[@lohsienhuang6758]

Yeah, this game is a asshole because it won't lets you go home and also make you poor as hell and won't give you your money or your delicious celery

[@24Arrian]

GrayStillPlays lmao

[@thewitepheonix3149]

That would cause the reverse

[@DanielLarsonofficia]

So is this your job or is youtube your job or do you have a job job or is youtube your job

[@cxpKSip]

Delete it and give them a negative review. Don't even mess with this game again.

[@thebel89]

Never seen the more realistic game. You go work every day and won't progress and you lose everything by gambling.

[@darylchurch2115]

Too real

[@LKEWXD]

*can't interact with mother in law* Seems accurate

[@HopePapernacky]

Edward Sallow w h a t

[@MrZZ-py4pq]

This is Papers Please but 3d in a bad rendered way.

[@roundaboutisagoodsong907]

yeah pretty much

[@rinoz47]

"So you guys know 'Papers, Please'? Well... what if we made 'Please Give Document'?"

[@cakelovesone7805]

definitely some terrible take on it, yeah

[@xfr3ddyfazbearx731]

Yeah pretty much

[@morgjones13]

I wouldn't say that the graphics are so terrible, actually decent for a low budget game tho.

[@Nova_Avali]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!! Wait....wrong game

[@jacobgutierrez9642]

Griffin the black ice dragon K O L E C H I A N S C U M

[@toecheese1478]

Griffin the black ice dragon lol I remember the game papers please

[@Soltipr]

Glory to arstotzka lmao

[@M-Chip]

Yeah I found this game on steam and I'm like wait wtf it's 3d papers please

[@imatree4015]

*OBRISTAN ABOVE ALL!*

[@SlocumJoe]

Mother-In-Law, better known to the rest of the family as Baba Yaga.

[@shawntucker7455]

Soooo.....Keanu?

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

I shouldn’t have laughed this much at your comment

[@skullfaceproductions8426]

more like babushka

[@clintonrumpf3927]

In a shitty Russian accent "you know Baba Yaga?"

[@Someone-lr6gu]

@@skullfaceproductions8426 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga

[@Badtaste21]

"The Uncle" is an accurate portrait of what happens to people after playing the game.

[@gravity4261]

Gray is the only channel that can make me laugh at every intro.

[@KnightGlint]

Amazing isn't it.

[@FrenchToastArmy]

Dude I agree with you

[@dumbjanitor714]

Gray: "this game is an accurate representation of life" game: (crashes)

[@CBM_86]

4:56 that's just a fat Justin Timberlake.

[@lilya8100]

So true!!! 😂😂😂

[@conrad1022]

IKR

[@ebonigray5674]

I was waiting for this comment 😂😂

[@rhythm7007]

Thank God I'm not the only one 😂

[@slayerofdenmark5057]

This is downgraded Papers please GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

Slayer of Denmark no

[@crinklecutchipscringe9167]

Gray: The only game that lets me be an immigration officer. Papers please: Am I a joke to you?

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

This is kinda like papers please But with more memes

[@nate_the_gret]

This is absolutely teue

[@brycevo]

Glory Greatest!

[@Tyler-og6hj]

yo you're literally everywhere

[@savage4749]

Yeah basically

[@brycevo]

@@Tyler-og6hj great to see you in the comments

[@foreflash]

You lost your sanity at your job, and lost your money at gambling table, this is a 100% accurate simulation of the actual LIFE, not movies or TVs, THIS IS LIFE

[@amelialarie8392]

9:16 "Not because I don't care about the security of my country..." Said as he ran a stop sign. Lmao

[@dreamystone]

To be fair though, what was the point of that stop sign? There's only the one road.

[@ThatIrishLass]

>finally get the car to work >brakes immediately broken Gray I'm pretty sure that was an assassination attempt.

[@evandarksky2309]

This is literally the definition of feature creep/bloat. Let's make Papers, Please but 3d with a car and driving and physics and 3d and a computer and and and and and

[@GrayStillPlays]

At first I didn't think it was a game...but then I saw there was stuff you could buy and gambling and stuff and I thought it was a game...but then it became not a game anymore. I think it was almost a game though.

[@robertharris6092]

Its literaly just a more realistic papers please. Now you have to deal with things like transportation.

[@CelticVictory]

0:53 "Oh, she's the mother-in-law." Sure, she is. She looks absolutely possessed.

[@JuanGonzalez-sz8tr]

4:46 woah, this must be really a AAA game if they could put Justin Timberlake in it

[@mr.coffee6242]

Artotska........Stavroska..... One is in 2d.... one in 3d Get a job through a raffle Plagiarism is overrated

[@notsmoothie]

2 of the examples are irrelevant lol :D

[@mr.coffee6242]

@@notsmoothie im not making a case here. You just didnt understand the joke

[@notsmoothie]

@@mr.coffee6242 That might be the case. Enlighten me ?

[@TJ-tl8ol]

Martin Ondruška here’s an enlightenment: lighten up

[@ElysetheEevee]

Yeah, I didn’t get it either. It wouldn’t have seemed like a comparison except for the last bit about plagiarism. I think the OP and Mr. Lighten Up don’t understand how jokes work and/or understand how to make them. Or they just get way defensive if someone else doesn’t get them.

[@miazlyfe]

“this is the guy that never skips neck day” im dead😂

[@sillish]

4:56 is it just me or does that man look like justin timberlake :0

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@ahdurinregion]

I love how the first 2 minutes of the video is literally just you wondering how this family became yours XD

[@9airpods917]

9:36-9:47 Yes Gray, that reminds me of every “Average Joe”, 9 to 5, generic office job out there in this world that we call Earth.

[@RayRayDontPlayPlay]

"We managed to get you this cinderblock" I'm crying. lmaoooo

[@HipsterBot2000]

9:36 have i ever told you the definition of ... *INSANITY?*

[@officiallydumb]

beautiful quote

[@brycevo]

*Glory Greatest, Arstotzka*

[@SlinkandMojo]

GLORY TO ARSTO- oh wait wrong country

[@Wockes]

I'm more interested in why his workplace has a Xeon CPU with 8GB ram and a 2TB HDD running Win XP with a floppy drive and a CRT screen

[@muddy0139]

Whaaat...

[@HerNameIsAshleyOMG]

english pls

[@GAndreC]

Something about the computers and hardware and software incompatibility

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Since I just had surgery, I’m kind of happy to find someone else who’s in as much pain as I am, but at least in this case it’s bringing a lot of other people joy as well. 😅 This was such a great moment to find this channel. I’m officially binging until either the material runs out or my stitches come out, one or the other. 😂

[@taylortea3429]

Oh wow I haven’t been this early since Canada took over the USA

[@GrayStillPlays]

Those were the days.

[@ElysetheEevee]

I still need to watch that one.

[@alexknowles19]

IS THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE LMAOOOO 4:46

[@triniroma4957]

This reminds me of Papers Please but on crack 😂😂

[@edwardecl]

This game is the most realistic game ever, can confirm the same thing happened to me. Can't wait for the sequel where you wife leaves you and you go to prison for running someone over while drunk.

[@nub-cake]

"This is the guy that never skips neck day" omg i lost it lmao

[@lilya8100]

8:17 "Get ur ass outta here and take ur neck with u" I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zachwilkens7524]

This game was hilarious if/when they fix the legitimately game breaking bug I hope you play again!

[@nolongerusingthisaccount4516]

Watching you gamble on horses is the best reason to visit

[@thisaccountsucks5556]

He should have restarted the game to see if the horse gambling included RNG.

[@kaleffpuente]

God you're the reason why Im not doing my homework. God what has my life become! Great video 8.7/10 would watch again

[@speeddemon574onVM]

"skill and experience is irrelevant" Truer words where never spoken.

[@edmundng888]

Arstokza Ministry of Defense VIOLATION Playing rip-offs Violation assessed: 100 credits

[@richardshepard2920]

Gray: "Please let there be a gun in here so I ca eat it!" Also Gray: "Oh wait, I can open the door while driving!" Gray wants to die! XD

[@smartmars603]

1:32 "I like opium." Must be from the Portsmouth/South Shore area, and something tells me your doctor is "Doctor Proctor".

[@thetwitchywitchy]

dude this might be one of the funniest GSP videos 😂 just his reactions to every single moment were absolutely incredible 😂 him losing the little wooden horse race over and over actually almost killed me 😂😂

[@lunartic4558]

"I can't stop! The break doesn't wo-" Ad: Fast and Furious: Hobbs & Shaw After ad (Grey): .... Sure that counted

[@ElysetheEevee]

luna nightowl Brake*

[@Erlndher]

"Papers, Please" might be hiring too!

[@SquishyShadowHawk]

This would be a great game without the bugs. But seriously, who misses all of that while making the game???

[@michaelnye1275]

EA

[@justinwang4386]

I think it’s because it was originally a foreign game. From a foreign perspective, they can’t tell spelling errors or grammar mistakes.

[@reckergamer1879]

@@justinwang4386 Most of games are "foreing" that doesn't explain mistakes

[@SquishyShadowHawk]

The spelling and grammatical mistakes aren’t that big of a deal though. It’s the bugs that make the game practically unplayable.

[@ashtonrooks7899]

Coders working for the Russian mafia, where real life money laundering is far more important than the quality of the fake games that accomplish it.

[@jaspr1999]

According to some border patrol officers... This is about right. Same thing every day and no chance of reprieve or parole. It goes with the territory of the people in charge not having a clue as to what the job entails but tells you how you're supposed to do it.

[@crabking9132]

Omg lol I clicked on this video and there was an ad on immigration problems! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@barrybend7189]

I had an exercise ad.

[@sparklingfresh3764]

I had a vaping ad

[@ElysetheEevee]

It said I was supposed to get ads but I didn’t get anything :( Oh, I mean, I got a rock. :(

[@InevitableMayo]

9:34 that is literally the definition of my job. I work in an office and I can physically feel myself dying in this chair

[@ItzJustDrax]

You are the funniest KZbinr that I watch. I love your videos and you should also play GTA rp

[@daeganfoley9384]

WHAT ABOUT TG

[@ItzJustDrax]

Tg is to

[@vlogging_wolf5246]

With him carrying that rejection stamp he wouldn't be able to get through the door

[@nathangraves8266]

#BEST KZbin CHANNEL IN THE WORLD Keep up the awesome work Gray!

[@GrayStillPlays]

Thanks buddy.

[@Zaze1855]

I kinda like how it gives you like a background story on why you’re working here and need to keep the job. Most games just throw you in the job and nothing more can get boring quite easily.

[@brycevo]

This is 3D Papers Please and I love it

[@nate_the_gret]

With very bad hitboxes

[@travisrauh]

Everyone go flip through every one of Gray's videos and listen to the first one second of each. "Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright..." I think I'm going to make it a ringtone.

[@BitcoinJake09]

"Yes gray, that's every job ever"

[@Jxseph_08]

Yesss! Awesome video dude 😂🔥

[@Sanguinerose2324]

"New game, d- oh. It already broke."

[@richardromancellini26]

you know it’s about to go down when gray is working at Ellis island

[@royruber5485]

Sir, you deserved yourself a new subscriber. After watching your videos for a few weeks now i've entrusted you with my subscription. These are rare.. Take good care of it. And please... break some more games 😁

[@dillonwebster1453]

Roy Ruber edgy

[@sorthweast3030]

8:03 the rejected stamp was almost as wide as his neck

[@DrRitterstein]

This is just a 3D Animated Version of Papers Please

[@BlackReshiram]

My only regret is that there aren't more of post 2018 gray videos cause i love this type of humor lmao

[@holius1]

Glory to Arstotzka, Inspector.

[@Giganotti]

It just works

[@ethanbilodeau3633]

hey gray, everyday im so exited for your new uploads and i watch your videos for at least 3 hours a day, i always laugh at your videos. Keep up the good work

[@TakingSou1s]

Ethan Bilodeau that’s GRAY

[@ethanbilodeau3633]

@@TakingSou1s sorry lol ive had 2 hours of sleep

[@PHILMKD95]

3:43 I'd give her my personal stamp seal of approval XD

[@grahamthegreat5237]

Well actually this is exactly how a border control officers life is

[@petersantos6395]

13:30 Error: you made a mistake. Keep playing the game. You have 2 attempts left.

[@spidamitchell6949]

LOL, u r the best youtuber EVER

[@HarrenClubdog]

the funniest thing just happened. the moment Gray goes off the road i get an add for car improvements.

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

4:55 Literally Justin Timberlake...

[@crypto9776]

OMG

[@catgirltom614]

i love the way you open each video

[@lancehandy6648]

Beginning had me thinkin this was eastern european border patrol Edit: wait a second I think it is.... Edit#2: yup definitely is. With those names....

[@Charles_Anthony]

Lance Handy : Didn't have enough wayer cannons or barb wire like Hungary has.

[@cobaltfoxpaw945]

My favorite quote from GrayStillPlays is "new game dammit"

[@autumnalizae9351]

gray : oh wait its my mother in law .... lets see if we can interact with her me : why?

[@aftersexhighfives]

For the luls

[@bookfound]

Because Gray is a glutton for punishment.

[@Moparkatt]

Love it when you find these games.

[@Charles_Anthony]

Gray, the propane tank is used for cooking.

[@mr.fahrenheit7996]

no its for supplying the good people of the town with propane and propane accessories

[@Charles_Anthony]

Mr. Fahrenheit : Either that or his Uncle uses it to make meth out in the Siberian tundra while the family is asleep.

[@fbihorse]

I like how realistic this game is, he loses at everything then becomes suicidal.

[@gourmetpeeps2494]

Don’t we all love when we think we are getting clickbated by Gray’s title but it turns out to be the exact opposite and the video is better than the title 😂

[@noneyadamnbiz1034]

I really enjoy watching you play obscure indie games!

[@drewjantz9852]

“I like opium” 🤣

[@kuromiLayfe]

Time to watch the only person to play the only game doing anything he wants

[@gravity4261]

When have you ever needed a tutorial gray?

[@thechilledonion9313]

Will never be as Glorious as Arstotzka.

[@formam1022]

IT'S HOUSE FLIPER IMMIGRATION EDITION

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

Love your intro~ it's fun.

[@kharris3352]

My recommendations be like “I clicked on one Universe Sandbox video and this happened”

[@octane613]

Yep that's how I found gray and I love him.

[@ahmedhaikel50]

I stamped the atmosphere “garry still plays”

[@wmmt]

I feel like this should include a moment of sadness when you complete your check in only to find the security section of the airport is closed and there are long queues to the self-scan entry points. Bonus points if you get slowed down because you chose to line up correctly only to be bypassed by those who went via the air crew/assisted lane 🙃🤦‍♂️

[@holland151]

2:45 LOL I took a drink right before that record scratch. Water went everywhere.

[@harryleaver8333]

This is pretty much Papers Please! If it was a -AAA 3D Unity game

[@imatree4015]

I’m cool

[@harryleaver8333]

im a tree That was the point

[@harryleaver8333]

It was meant to be that way, a stupid, uneducated joke based on what GrayStillPlays said at the start “This is AAA, this is everything I wanted” which was also a joke

[@imatree4015]

harryleaver Didn’t know I could be that dumb. So I edited my reply

[@harryleaver8333]

im a tree are you being sarcastic, because I sense sarcasm

[@GrainPaint]

I love these 1 person simulator vids hahah

[@IvailoStoychev]

I love how that computer OS is DecSec

[@PamIAmChronicles]

This one was really funny, enjoyed it as always!

[@still_playing5962]

whats the best christmas present ever... a cinder block :|

[@clintonrumpf3927]

Gray, I don't normally laugh at videos like yours, but for some reason your desperation made me chuckle.

[@gups6662]

Still more effective than the U.S. border

[@RoachKai]

If only we could get a good border patrol game someday. You really create some interesting narratives with this setting.