I Got Hired to Betray The Government and This Happened - Border Officer

[@GrayStillPlays]

Well...I didn't see that one coming. It's a real game.

[@Retrotech_nerd]

GrayStillPlays hi

[@yiffforlife]

YOUR MY DAD

[@apino9754]

Do Kerbal Space Program!!

[@StarTrekerYT0]

noice u got me into some new games!

[@neon4803]

Helllloo what if they added a bar to this game and a sausage factory to......that reminds me of something beers and sausges hmmmmmmm....

[@randomspectator39]

Gray: *Hired as janitor* Company: How much damage could he possibly do? Gray: _I was hired as a janitor and started the bubonic plague_

[@bleach8776]

The Black Death is my cousin I am bleach aka the white death

[@pickhead7659]

David C. SCP-049: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

[@joshsabin4431]

You forgot the "AND THIS HAPPENED"

[@SinoLegionaire]

*COVID-20

[@thorn4833]

He is the Jason born (or Bourne?) of gaming

[@Heasive]

This game is some weird mashup between "Papers, Please", the SCP Foundation, and simulator games

[@tarkovguy4390]

Nah, its a straight ripoff of papers please

[@tarkovguy4390]

SCP is just supposed to fit the role of Ezic from PP, just used SCP to attract people to it

[@bobbobby344]

Hmmm I can’t say the name of the scp on your pfp I don’t want to be dragged off to who knows where

[@anon-tf7kh]

If the Foundation is supposed to be Ezic, then wouldnt the Chaos Insurgency fit the role better?

[@sorio99]

anon 123456 I mean these guys don’t seem like they were actually using the SCP foundation out of knowing jackshit about them.

[@alberttrita5858]

SCP: we're hiring you. Gray: what job? SCP: Just sit in a box we can't have you running around.

[@chickenwaffle9221]

Lol

[@H3rm0sa]

Albert Trita No one can have Gray running around

[@TheOriginOfPeanuts]

Gray would definitely be a keter class entity

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@TheOriginOfPeanuts Lol, actually he would have the class above that. The 'GrayStillPlays' class.

[@jchampagne5715]

SCP-BUDLITE

[@narhumo7497]

"Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover-" SCP Foundation: Time to go to the border!

[@ManicPandaz]

The SCP foundation is in the game, that’s awesome lol

[@W4rm0ng3r]

What's better is they are managed by S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs

[@W4rm0ng3r]

@Trenchgun91 I believe his name was actually [REDACTED] but don't quote me on that. I'll double check with [REDACTED] and get back to you.

[@jayrodmurderface]

I bet the guy in the ski mask was either Bright or Clef.

[@ManicPandaz]

#302 : Dr.Bright is not allowed to immigrate to Stavronzkaya.

[@Dragon-77D9]

That mask reminds me of chaos... hmmmm... eh, oh well!

[@malaizze]

Me: Mom can we get some SCP games? Mom: We have SCP games at home. SCP games at home:

[@xenih7572]

false name not funny

[@coldclaw2295]

didnt laugh

[@dydysenpai7460]

Lame

[@nicefloweytheoverseer7632]

They should not know about scwhat am i talking about

[@rickhuisman7723]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

[@cenaytopaloglu2779]

"Konuşmadan çıkmak için Q tuşuna basın" Its Turkish which means "To leave the conversation press the Q button" Love the way you say it tho XD

[@umitkumecal]

Cenay Topaloğlu merahba ban de turk ceim

[@crypto9776]

Wowwowowo

[@sdall7617]

Ayn

[@pickleman1130]

Bende

[@malesefbenim7702]

Gülme krizine girdim çok iyidi

[@gavinturpin2988]

(Son stands their literally doing nothing) (Gray see’s toy) Grey: “You don’t need this right?” Son: “Actua- (Deletes toy) Gray: “okay good”

[@angaeverett515]

Gray: "Mother of god it's Chris Hemsworth." Me: His ID or whatever says Female, don't let him in. Gray: *Let's him in* Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[@Zachary_prince]

TheKiller117 117 hi

[@crypto9776]

Noone gonna mention that evil laugh though it sounded evil to me XD

[@Tristan-rf7lb]

*gray has entered the game* Game: oh no

[@glitzyx4x852]

More like gray downloads the game

[@Tristan-rf7lb]

@@glitzyx4x852 eh same difference

[@tylerr3338]

Reeeee

[@Sanguinerose2324]

Gray's fans: Oh *yes.*

[@apollo4294]

Gray: looks in the general diection of the game. Game: oh no I’m next

[@notagoat281]

"if you would just move out, that'd be fantastic. You, too, child" - GrayStillPlays, addressing his uncle and son, 2019

[@thomasturner6980]

If you don't end up on some sort of FBI watchlist an hour after this video publishing I will be surprised

[@GrayStillPlays]

The sad part is it's going to be the most boring watching ever. Big brother is watching me sit at a computer for like 10 hours a day.

[@shyutz1037]

GrayStillPlays very cool

[@AdornedProduct1]

I saw you on thot police

[@alexanderlambert295]

You say that like he hasn't done how many thousands of illegal things to cities/people in sim games?

[@hotmojoe2483]

GrayStillPlays Ah, but the browser history will be awesome for the NSA agents.

[@travissanders7894]

Literally a 3 demential papers please with S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and S.C.P. Foundation

[@obi-wankeknobi8413]

You mean 3 dimensional.

[@MalumNecessarium]

Travis Sanders and SCP is absolutely misunderstood

[@Trrippy_Shades]

What’s a demential

[@rohandas5873]

Don't forget the cocaine and LSD

[@Costy-uy3iu]

This is mordern day treason Thy will destroy thou

[@bleach8776]

Where art thou?

[@defiantburger]

mordern? #SpellRightOrIWillKillMyself #Nevermind #ImGoingToKillMyselfAnyway #LOLXD

[@thevoidedwatcher3736]

*Plays uno reverse card as CI busts through a wall*

[@lani4552]

10:18 *car doesn't start* Gray in raspy smokers voice "oh i need a cigarette"

[@danceman6188]

My life be like when I just had an oparation to my eye because I work too hard to get a little bit money

[@KadianAthior]

The second SCP guy - wasn't that a model from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ? Pretty sure that was a bandit.

[@alessiolandino6655]

Yup you're right, I thought the same

[@billcipher3180]

no he is someone wearing the "interdimensional gasmask"

[@AlessandroAloisi23]

Uncle said before death it's all legal folks 😂

[@KadianAthior]

@@billcipher3180 The Gasmask is the first SCP Guy, I'm talking about the second one, with the normal skimask, from 11:35

[@grooms2004]

Possible MTF unit found on account of 05-13 we are transporting the MTF oprtive to neeriest base

[@LampseekerForevermore]

"oh i dont have any energy this game is too realistic" -gray

[@dietsalamander7173]

Gray is about to get [REDACTED]

[@redacted8734]

It's about to happen in [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@patheticlobsters7626]

Oh God, Oh [REDACTED]

[@dietsalamander7173]

@Trenchgun91 ugh. [REDACTED] gives me chills just thinking about it.

[@dietsalamander7173]

@Trenchgun91 im telling ya, this world is going to get [DATA EXPUNGED] if we aren't careful

[@Byilmaz218]

this is the O5 council You all being [Redacted] Tank you for your [Data Expunged]

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

SCP Foundation? S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bandits? Cheeki breeki?

[@alexturcani3234]

Cheeki breeki!

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

Cheeki Breachy!

[@redfred_0993]

Did you get that from boris?

[@Azzerato]

When the Chris Hemsworth characters' passport said he was female 😂

[@LooksHumanEnough]

Gray you need to play SCP Secret Lab or SCP Containment Breach

[@Dylan-eb2xn]

Ikr

[@dodibtw]

Secret lab has voice chat with multiplayer it’s a lot funnier

[@BlackpearlPoorly]

yes

[@8-bitfriends670]

The only reason I’m not liking is because it’s at 169

[@cazererrah]

HELL YES

[@KorbyPonyo]

If Gray becomes a real border officer, I understand why Trump wants to put up the wall

[@IllyasvielVonEinzbern01suJ]

Have Gray oversee the wall

[@strupcat1]

@Ishan A Yeah because every American can spell perfectly and only illigal immigrants ever misspell anything. What a brilliant comment

[@davidfriesen6716]

@Ishan A jeez relax! Puts in one wrong letter and you flip out! If anyone needs to be kept out of the country it's little sh*ts like you

[@willhelmburgdorf22]

@Ishan A did you forget to drink your chocolate milk? Jesus Crist

[@AlexanderLane2000]

@Ishan A I'm a trump supporter but I don't see a single spelling error lol

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

So you're an SCP uh? I guess we should have known that from the fact you are a God-like being intent on the destruction of humanity. And your containment procedure also includes letting you be a KZbinr. I'm now going to try (and probably fail miserably) to write an SCP file about Gray. *Item #:* SCP-1812 *Object Class:* Keter *Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-1812 must be put in a room with a computer with access to the internet, so that it can interact with the world as the youtuber known as "GrayStillPlays". Personnel assigned to it are forbidden from interacting with it unless strictly necessary. They must be constantly cycled and must not bring any unnecessary object that could spark SCP-1812 curiosity. This includes: any kind of clothes different from the standard uniform, any kind of food and any kind of tool not necessary for the correct containment procedure. Personnel assigned to SCP-1812 must also reduce interactions between each other to the bare minimum, otherwise risking to attract it.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Description: SCP-1812 is the youtuber known as “GrayStillPlays”. It has stated it has an urge to murder all of humanity. The only way to stop this urge is by him playing video games that allow him to hold way too much power or is incredibly poorly made. His anomalous properties include, the ability to crash any game and computer no matter how good it is. Cross testing with SCP-079 caused SCP-079 to crash. SCP-079 now refuses to talk about it. Other abilities include, [DATA REDACTED]

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

SCP-1812 has also stated a desire to make everything like Florida, as witnessed when provided with the game Universe Sandbox 2. It is a major threat, and when it broke out, Florida suffered from Hurricane Irma. It has since been recontained in a seemingly harmless house in Key West, Florida.

[@TastyCookies69]

The First Primaris Cato Sicarius that scp number already exists but this is funny lol.

[@CelestialOrion811]

Nah, he's probably thaumiel (or whatever the class that contains other scp)

[@jjsmooove3517]

Also SCP-1812 will try to end the foundation due to his hunger for destruction

[@miloszwandycz8815]

*"The only game that I can break within 3 minutes without even trying"* I dont think that's the only game. Games break even when Gray is within 5 meters radius form the computer.

[@Nietbelangrijkk]

1:10 for anyone wondering it says: “To exit without talking, press Q” idk what random Turkish is doing there but yeah

[@MrFatihokyaz]

it says "press Q to exit talking" not "without". konuş(mak) = Talk(ing) konuşmadan = to Talking "ma" is also makes words negative. onunla konuşmadım = i didn't talk with him/her.

[@Nietbelangrijkk]

fatih okyaz I’m Turkish too no need for the grammar lesson

[@andrasgodo6187]

the second ski mask man was a bandit from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[@depthstrider14]

Tourist in Florida: Wow this place is amazing! There so much here. Floridian: Leave while you still can!

[@KrystalRoseGames]

SCP YAAAS Secure Contain Protect

[@mnrsteeljoutafel]

Luna DrawKill this made me cringe

[@oatlord]

Is that what it references in game?

[@someonesomeone4899]

@@oatlord yup There is the logo

[@scpfoundation9604]

Hi i heard SCP

[@cincinlsu]

@AJ Johnston mine too, he's fuckin adorable

[@wateredmilk6089]

No one: Gray: “ThE OnLY GaMe”

[@imminent_gans]

This seems to be REALLY similar to Papers Please

[@lukasi.v4269]

This is literally Papers Please, but in 3D and kinda clunky if you get my point.

[@followerofteaandspice1815]

Who deserves to cross the border The scp *80%*

[@SgtPotatoChip6356]

Yup.

[@fishpig003]

“The entire cast of the avengers is coming here!” As Chris Evans shows up right in front of him

[@dr.bright6272]

2:22 well I didn't realize Gray was still playing Summer Car

[@goliath395]

Omg I love the fact that the S C P offered you a job, that game is epic just for that.

[@alexlebritts5071]

do a reaction to SCP videos or read some stuff on it and do this again SCPs are weird

[@t.s.7166]

And awesome

[@alexlebritts5071]

@@t.s.7166 I guess so

[@recklesssquirel5962]

Researcher Alex, please control yourself and do not refer to the foundation as "weird"

[@thompsonator4696]

SCP-999-J

[@somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872]

ANOMALIES!

[@911couple5]

When grey gets offered to join the scp and doesn’t know how bad that is.

[@shiratama2681]

Hey want to join as D-class? 😂

[@KentoBentoBox]

The real question: will the makers of papers please sue the developers of this game?

[@bjornhellgate3985]

Hopefully since this is just a shitty asset flip and a rip off

[@DutchGabbers]

@@bjornhellgate3985 They don't own these types of games.. Its like if Telltale sueing would sue anyone that makes a similiar format game.. Or if COD would sue battlefield for making a "similiar" game.. It just doesn't work like that.. Besides, you can hardly call it a asset flip since this is a 3D game while the other wasn't..

[@bjornhellgate3985]

@@DutchGabbers its still extremely lazy and unoriginal

[@mentaya11]

I mean, I think they used the same sound clip to call in new people. That part might be copyrighted if so.

[@tylerpaust3390]

"My body is gone!....anyways im standing on your table" XD

[@HoneyBun03]

gray reading Turkish is my favorite thing ever 1:10 "to leave without speaking press the q button"

[@RedPandaOfficial-i5d]

The SCP is the most interesting thing in the game and the most unconnected thing to the game

[@El_Presidente_5337]

Who just came for the thumbnail: 7:00

[@abeautifuldrawing8511]

Me

[@DoktorNeun]

I swear Gray is some sort of SCP and we just don't know what but he destroys almost everything he touches. 😂

[@-nathun8507]

DUDEEEEEE SCPS! The site behind the reference in INSANEEEEEEE

[@odiprofamunvulgus]

I'd love to see more episodes of this game! Keep up the great work.

[@joeljoelerson9264]

Sick vid bruh Also shame about your uncle :(

[@kwkreativeworks3725]

This is the Overseer, requesting a containment team at Gray’s house. Con-team: NOT HIM! Me: Yes, him. Seriously though, who gave Bright a KZbin channel.

[@anonymousman3623]

oh my god your right

[@axshleyyreal]

SCP probably heard of Gray's disastrous behaviours so they need to lock him up, run Gray!

[@Serenity_Grace_Music]

12:23 when I saw this I had a heart attack. I will never be able to get that image out of my head... And her words... 'lasa'

[@loveu3202]

Same, bro. With that stare too I've nightmare rn

[@enternalnight1604]

Scp agent1:target already in the place,over Scp agent 2:the card already being sent,over Scp agent 3:be careful,we don"t want another (redacted) apocalypse Scp agent 1,3:roger that

[@ELukedrc]

The family actually represented everygame that gray's tortured *I love it*

[@gigachadgaming1551]

Nobody: Gray: new game dammit

[@animesenpai1163]

Half of the people came for SCP but got only two instances lmao

[@ciberelcid2809]

I haven't seen the video yet, but I know is wonderful. Love ya, Gray.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Hang on sir, I can't deal with you yet because I'm laughing too hard after shooting that man behind you

[@trx90vito29]

Soon mr plays You'll look good in a official SCPF D-Class personnel uniform

[@andrewdarlington238]

Earth worm jim!!!! I fricken love that game lol.

[@Robloxis123]

Wait, this game feels like Papers please. With like the SCP person coming and inviting you to a resistance or something. I can't be the only one thinking this.

[@tarkovguy4390]

Dude

[@tarkovguy4390]

Its a straight rip off of papers please XD

[@miguelmercer2377]

Scp is a franchise that in its lore contains many anomalous creatures

[@Fieryone233]

This game has so much Asset Theft, Source, Stalker, and another game I can't remember the name of. Genius.

[@artokaii]

Hello gray, I'm currently in a tough situation where I might not have a place to live. Your videos make me laugh and smile all the time, thank you so much for all you do :)

[@GrayStillPlays]

Glad they're bringing some enjoyment, best of luck partner.

[@mryesahem]

Hope u get a place :)

[@artokaii]

GrayStillPlays thank you :)

[@artokaii]

Jayfeather is CRANKY thanks so much, I'm a warrior cat fan too!

[@artokaii]

@Bilbo Ballbag well I've had this small phone for years before financial issues, I know it sounds totally fake and you can believe it's fake but I actually am struggling. I live in a poor family

[@Gmanxxx1214]

They've really captured what it feels like to work a boring job.

[@JamesWhite-qk1xd]

gray needs to play SCP-Secret Labratory

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

I wanna watch him play Containment Breach.

[@bobbobby344]

Both

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

@@bobbobby344 YISS

[@jonathanX01]

2:26 - When people gets tired of picking up the cones, they weld it to the road. And I did say weld, meaning it can still knock over.

[@devilishjester7718]

Just to let you guys know, SCP (foundation) is something separate from the game and it even has a site

[@emircankayaeken6955]

Your pronounciation for that turkish sentence was perfect lol

[@carlos980112]

u need to make more videos about this game bro!!!! Also, Pray for uncle dead

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Uncle died from Lumbago.

[@moisturized_waffle8008]

I like how the cigarette package has that typical slav dude on it

[@temporaryname4121]

Congratulations Gray. You got into the trending section... for gaming at least

[@MOSTASSEMBLYREQUIRED]

I don’t even play video games, I have no idea how I stumbled upon one of your videos, but watching and listening to you play is far more entertaining than pretty much everything on television and most things on KZbin. Subscribed!

[@zippogamer9696]

Bring back my summer car PLZ🙏🙏

[@nethascotx24]

Lamborghini Gamer 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Great Video! *This is absolutely ridiculous!*

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

“I want to shoot someone and I’m not stopping until I do” -gray 2019

[@isaiahf-d846]

Every cop

[@1tsLi4m]

If Gray works for the scp foundation we need to run

[@marley8168]

even Dr. Bright would fear him

[@t_maxem]

Gray, you just got looked up by Mini Ladd during his meme Stream lmao

[@EeniThesian66]

wat? I need evidence

[@isaiahf-d846]

So we gonna get that link?

[@angaeverett515]

"Lara Croft or The SCPs" Me: S***. Uh..... That's hard to choose.....

[@some_random_merc]

when i saw "SCP" in the thumbnail, I clicked on this so quick that my hand caught on fire.

[@stardragon8585]

9:55 this is why all vocals should have at least 1 gyroscope, or as many as is needed to flip the vehicle on command. If you don't know what I mean, you've never flipped a car in space engineers.

[@horizon6221]

Miniladd said some nice things about you on his live stream!!

[@ColinTimmins]

Oh that look on your wife’s face when you opened up your eyes... priceless.

[@notagoat281]

This game went from unplayable to a masterpiece in one update. Impressive.

[@doktawhawee9870]

Todd howard wants to know your locatation

[@johngrey3465]

My headphones are so messed up so watching this without commentary is funny as can be!!😂😂😂

[@henrycrick4426]

Plot twist: When you finish the game you get infinite Starbucks

[@GrayStillPlays]

God I hope so.

[@lukeraffo]

I had Starbucks today

[@SerenGurbuz]

1:12 it means "if you wanna leave the convo, press Q key". Also your pronunciation was on point, 11/10.

[@samg10018]

You should play Kerbal space program.

[@jroses983]

samg10018 he did lol

[@samg10018]

@@jroses983 I can't find the video, can you send me the link?

[@jroses983]

Ok :)

[@jroses983]

Wait to you like life of boris

[@handsonwithblg4949]

Border ? Hell no ! Just stay the hell off my land ! Get 'em' Gray ! I drink Fonz beer , when you pop the top is goes AAAAAYYYYYEEEEEE !

[@nimblebimble6030]

Me : Mum I need a new Computer! Mum : Why? Me : Cause I SMASHED the like button! 👍

[@treykearns4867]

These incredibly obscure games make for the best episodes

[@Enderman8787]

God, the scp foundation being in a game about Russia really didn’t age well did it?

[@bruhmoment7638]

“I still can’t put my arm away” People on acid: First time?

[@taftzoom7645]

*Sees 05 card in thumbnail* *Parise the nut intensifies*

[@mattmatt7951]

"my heads coming" DEMONITIZED! ; )

[@zunzan]

You should play SCP: Containment breach or SCP: Secret laboratory

[@christopherquick8016]

it makes me happy to see they put you in their game

[@TheRealTrashley]

“Wait you’re getting paid?”

[@KANNA-CHAN]

yes........ poor government

[@cazererrah]

3:27 G e n d e r f l u i d

[@manicjakey330]

Gray:*Receives S.C.P Card* what’s this? Me: oh no... he’s gonna get his neck snapped by are peanut boi

[@NyxInfernal]

That was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen when the wife showed up on top of him lmfao

[@henrynegron7363]

Try to play a scp game

[@AsenaKar]

The was you read "konuşmadan çıkmak için q tuşuna basın" killed me😂😂😂 hello from turkey btw

[@frenfrendy4940]

3:00 never have I thought I see two of my favorite things in one monitor lol