I Got Kicked Out Of A Bolivian Village!

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🇧🇴 Whilst in Boliva I thought it would be fun to go and check out a village somewhere and meet some locals. I randomly chose a place on the map called Patamanta and naively headed off expecting to make friends and be invited into people's homes just like I had done in the former Soviet Union...Well Bolivia isn't Belarus...

[@djbanizza]

When you put all your points in Charisma and zero in Intellect.

[@jphanson]

Just imagine: You‘re born in rural Bolivia during the height of the cocaine trade. The remoteness of your village makes it an ideal location for growing and trading coca. The cartel show up when you’re a child and you’re convinced that they are the only people in the world who know about your home in the mountains; as a teenager, you realize that you’re right. Not even God visits your village. How else could you explain the unspeakable acts of cruelty that happen in your backyard? You join the cartel, becoming the monster you always feared. The income is too sweet to make you feel for the people you’ve tortured: coca has made your body and soul numb. You’re patrolling the area as you’ve done a thousand times when you suddenly spot a tall white man casually strolling through your coca operation. You get closer and you see that he’s dressed in a ridiculous hat and backpack. How in the world did he get here? Who is this and what does he want? You approach him: in the middle of a coca field in the mountains, he greets you with a handshake and a cheery smile like he’s at a fucking dinner party. He has no idea where he is or who you are, but his demeanor says he’s exactly where he should be. In broken Spanglish, he asks you for directions to a building - an empty, crumbling old church abandoned by the Lord himself, long since desecrated by the atrocities under its roof. This strange man - the first non-mafioso to visit your village in years - has traveled all the way from London just to see four fucking walls and a roof in your miserable little village. He is so hilariously naive, so unfathomably stupid for unwittingly stumbling across cartel property, that you can’t help but feel he’s harmless. Does he even know how much danger he’s in? You let him go with his life just for shits and giggles, fully aware that no other innocent soul will ever venture into your little village again.

[@cknorris3644]

My man really just casually walked through a cartel controlled coke farm and lived.

[@thekingstayking836]

next week on bald and bankrupt " i got kicked out of a taliban stronghold"

[@outherefilms]

That was jokes the guy said his name was France after you said England.

[@morrossey]

wherever you go in the world, a granny will always have a werther's original

[@chaddalziel8524]

When people show up on new bikes in a mud hut village there employed by the cartel.

[@zennergoat8029]

Lol it was a bad sign when the taxi driver dropped you off on the side of the highway, way away from the village.

[@woox2k]

Quote from a tv show fits perfectly here: "That went surprisingly well. You came off like a naive idiot. And naive idiots are not a threat."

[@vasilepuscasu3048]

Bolivian people: (speaking foreign language) Bald: Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si

[@ExplorewithSvetlin]

*Enters a cartel village where they burn alive anyone who comes* BALD: I am a little bit nervous.

[@KingDeath8]

Yeah that guys name was DEFINITELY NOT France xD

[@memepolice7964]

4:31 “Turista, sí, из Англии”

[@carson911]

Bald your ignorance is awesome until it isn't. Don't get killed man.

[@gilbertfranklin1537]

Wearing that stupid hat probably helped him. Someone who might be a threat to their 'community' would not run around looking like a clown.

[@stephanieakeek4451]

russia has never felt so comforting since watching this trip

[@typrater]

Just talked his way into the cartels land.. Best socializer in the game.

[@TSHGFX]

"Hopefully I don't stumble into some cartel village" *childish giggle* god I love this channel haha

[@simonking195]

😂😂

[@hasbullahtheg.o.a.t9415]

He is class

[@swizzybk1665]

bro hands down best channel on youtube!

[@NotGogo]

He's the adult Ralph Wiggum: *chuckles* I'm in danger

He just did.

[@saidchahud2126]

South American people get me when saying that our hearts stopped when the bikes appeared.

[@rickc2102]

"Some kind of militia"... oh my, oh my... My man is so innocent.

[@rickc2102]

7:36 the view is quite a unique and spectacular payoff, though, isn't it?

[@seeks4627]

You were being watched that whole time gaurenteed

[@mamazelle666]

Latin America is no joke... please be careful. Take it from a Peruvian..

[@captain_bretzel]

Do Afeghanistan cave exploring next lol maybe you'll meet some friendly locals

[@PikaChan77v2]

Wow this one was super sketchy , i wouldnt be able to sleep well knowing some cartel dudes got a pic of my passport lol

[@TheJoyGrenade24]

Watching this channel has become terrifying.

[@Lupinvej]

How Bald gets back home to his hotel in these videos is always a mystery to me...

[@claudettestewart3711]

I'm thinking the same 🤔

[@davidrenton]

he has a whole BBC film crew, with Makeup artists, stunt doubles and on tap Lattes.

[@ontyyyy]

Bald doesn't upload in few days. "Yep he is dead"

[@triptechable]

Harold picks him up in a Lambo

[@aldrineuri122]

Yeah it's like he memorized the map of the whole world or he have someone with him

[@ManfredW]

Strength: 15 Intelligence: 15 Charisma: 55 + 20 (silly hat) Without the boost of your silly hat, you would be dead by now

[@Bouchon211]

"Hopefully I don't stumble into some cartel village." *One Hour Later...*

[@anuragsingh6255]

Mr Bald: Physically in Bolivia Mentally in Soviet Union

[@JohnMorris-ob9rz]

lol. Wikipedia's one line on the town: "Patamanta is a small town in Bolivia. Patamanta is known for drug trafficking and having ties to South America’s drug Cartel."

[@croatiandirter]

First guy on motorcycle locked like he was just waiting for order from other guy. To do what ever their boss says. Other guy is probably higher rank but you see they even contacted someone on phone.

[@Wegnerrobert2]

STR: 58 AGI: 45 INT: 18 CHA: 98 LCK: 86

[@AleksaProject]

*goes to south america* Bald: SO HERE IS A SOVIET CHURCH

[@Kea_1912]

Be careful out there man, South America is nowhere near as safe as Russia.

[@kmanc8571]

I love how he basically became addicted to cocaine

[@MrPomypilot]

I can’t wait for the “having a nice cup of tea in a Afghan poppy field” episode. “Ahh, good morning! Would you care to join me for a nice spot of tea” oblivious to the array of AK’s.

[@seeks4627]

Ya....I'd say this was the most dangerous thing you've ever done by far .

[@peterpare8942]

"Don't go there you will get your ass kicked" "I see, I seem to understand" > goes there

[@kingsweden4636]

Peter Paré you from Mexico or Honduras I can’t tell

[@imafamousfootballer4352]

Peter Paré imagine if he didn’t go though it would be boring, he’s doing it for us

[@shutthefuckupish]

@6:24 Nobody noticed the huge plot of young coca plants?? As he casually walks through them obliviously wondering why people want him to get the hell out of there?

[@CecilioSprayetti]

This man just speech checked his way into cartel lands

[@bashirflores4608]

Bald, this ain't Russia. Gotta be more careful.

[@maddg7471]

“It’s time for a coca stop.” They’ve got you hooked bald one.

[@joemb98]

something tells me bald knows exactly what he's doing and is trained in how to deal with these situations. he never apologises for going onto their land and instead plays the fool. it seems like he may have experience in the military, the way he diffuses potentially dangerous situations with such ease and confidence is not typical of a person without prior experience

[@mamadee2619]

Mud huts, locals tell you get out, Bikes brand new, church empty🤔🤔🤔yeah bye I’m out👋😂

[@callido592]

Bald is not going to live long, but hey at leaast he gave us some top quality content while he was alive.

[@baldandbankrupt]

Film fast die young(ish)

[@polyCx]

Lmao the lady told you “they sometimes burn people up there” be carful

[@alphaviews4639]

When you are getting killed, give them your KZbin account info And ask them to post your last video for you. Your views would be off the wall.

[@Utonian21]

"Bald British Man Walks Into Cartel Controlled Bolivian Village With Coco And A Camera"

[@casparpolitman]

those men said they need to protect the local community, as an italian this sound to me as our mafia ahahahahah

[@shrenko]

They taking pictures of your passport and stuff... I would feel very uncomfortable about that

[@tanandtrent]

I've traveled alot of places (just like you). The first guard that rolled up and said there was a problem didn't look you in the eyes because he wasn't sure if they were going to fuck you up or kill you. Once the boss rolled up and he determined he just a psychopath they were all more friendly. Be careful out there man. That situation could have gone quite south quite fast.

[@1EVERTONION]

Those bikes looked expensive af especially when all the houses around are mudhuts

[@noamto]

"yo soy tourist iz Anglii" XD I didn't know Russian was also spoken in the Andes

[@MrDudeInTheSuit]

Lol, Slavic village people are a lot more friendly

[@robchafouet6751]

Bald is European it's simpler for him to meet people in Slavic village and he speak Russian .. if a Senegalese goes to villages in Ukraine or Belarus without speaking the language of the locals... For sure it will not be the same.

[@desident]

Slavic peoples are friendly in general, they just look scary.

[@SantomPh]

They are friendly or rather apathetic due to decades of neglect. In South America villagers are more robust and energetic

[@marat.usm69]

i hope Bald is smart enough not to do this shit in countries like Brazil or Venezuela :)

[@waltms]

Yeah, the lady in green at 3:25 says, "you can't... the folks sometimes burn people."

[@rmw090]

When you traded with that random village lady. That was so interesting.. reminded me of a runescape trade with a random player lol

[@vestavind]

Why did you give away your ID... In South America...

[@Beaumont6]

Almost gets robbed and burned alive. Bald: I LOIKE IT.

[@jamshedykhan]

4:46 Seriously, I can feel the stress of that first rider. He was just ready for the next order......😑

[@jesamani75]

Okay i'm mexican and here's what happening,this is independent native territory and the guys on motor bikes are communal police,basically citizens of the land but with the authority to arrest and ask questions if anything goes wrong they call the local police by radio,they are cartel but the legal type of cartel (Evo Morales' cartel),not like in my country Mexico,these guys are official coca farmers as in they have permission by the government to do so.

[@benyahun]

Rich people in the club like: "whoa I'm out of breath, better take a coco break"

[@donspecter]

Be careful man christ! Russian poor areas aren't South American poor areas!

[@YoungBudPRODUCTION]

No doubt lol someones gonna kill him for his camera in one of those small villages if he isn't more careful or has a local guide

[@wnwkrodb3b]

In a different universe there is a south american bald going trough russian villages trying to offer the people wodka in broken russian and getting rejected everywhere

[@user-qb8uj4hv8s]

You are right. In Russia you are may feeling safety everywhere

[@esaddelic7438]

serriouslly,dude,bald man,you are pushing your luck,you will end up on the news found behaded,dont play with this locals,they wont understand you,so my advice is to get the hell out of that shithole!

[@RussianTigerOsonix]

Russians are much friendlier

[@Esotericreation1618]

10:06 they are watching you.

[@DavidPolakYT]

Soviet countries might actually be safer than this whole trip.

[@MrDesigium]

I think you're developing a coca habit mate lol

[@annother3350]

Yawn. You need it for altitude sickness. It's pretty mild in leaf form

[@LostBear.]

Im sure he's already familiar with the powdered white version of coca leafs

[@tezy0193]

The chalk he chews with the leafs actually turns the coca into some other substance that is not addictive

[@Heelmuut]

It's not similar to cocaine at all in effect and helps a lot with the thin air. I'd say it's comparable to coffee from experience.

[@dimaz6386]

After Bolivian you need holiday in a Belarus old village with some wodka and friendly babushkas

[@liv0whatever]

love how that random abuela in the middle of nowhere happened to have the same exact candy my grandma as at her house

[@raymiller1753]

Plot twist: He's been cursed with knowing exactly when he'll die. In the meantime, he does crazy shit, knowing it's not his time.

[@zack1e]

Mate I applaud you're charm and determination but don't get careless

[@lbw0073]

The hills have eyes

[@remylebeau5279]

That church is definitley where they BBQ people

[@JESUS.IS.GOD.777]

They said that they burn people their.....And the church had a big black burn spot on the floor...those people are disturbed..Don't go back.

[@Aless965]

Bald: "if you watch this video, it means that I'm alive"

[@MrSimonj1970]

Good thing Harald wasn't with you, I don't think they would have found Jeffrey very amusing!

[@entidade1000]

Those two bikes are worth more than everything else in that whole village lol

[@ws-venicex3932]

You sir where literally walking through a cartel controlled land. The lady at the end asked you for money lol.

[@eggheadproductions8019]

Do not wear expensive jewellery and watches. Be particularly attentive in large crowds such as at airports and bus stations and pay attention to your valuables. Always have police officers show you their badges. Do not wave taxis at the street, but order them from well-known taxi companies with the help of the hotel or restaurant. Do not accept any open drinks or food offered by strangers and do not leave them unattended. Keep money, identity cards, driver's license, airline tickets and other important documents safe and secure. Keep vehicles locked at all times, do not leave any valuables behind visibly and park in guarded parking lots. Prefer cashless payments and take only the cash you need for the day and no unnecessary valuables. And Bolivia is only mild compared to Mexico, Brazil and Colombia. In these places he would no joke be literally killed.

[@CozyHi]

Bald has probably got 7 bounties on him

[@SwapnilChatterjee92]

omg..im laughing so hard !! #BaldInBolivia

[@Alexander_l322]

I think he prefers a snickers

[@pannenkoekspek]

The bald identity

[@varad4441]

69 bounties 😆

[@christ5160]

CozyHi he don’t care he’s been on the coca leaf😂

[@johnstonmoore8524]

MI6 agent enters Bolivian village, posing as a naive tourist, as part of plan to covertly film its coca plantation. Mission accomplished. Lol 😎

[@marin4311]

The older biker was really looking like a headhunter.

[@eibor69]

I’m interested to know how you arranged transport back to your hotel?

[@baldandbankrupt]

The same way I always do, hitch )

[@WarlordRising]

Bald, you totally blend in with Russians. You just look like another local bloke until you start talking. In Bolivia, you stick out like a sore thumb. You have to imagine these people seldom if ever get visitors that aren't from surrounding countries. Not to mention the trade/drug wars, and the fact that locals must protect their agriculture to survive.

[@ShawnHumphrey]

"Hopefully, I don't stumble into a little cartel village." DM rolls 1. *Militia rolls up* Bald rolls 20. "Well. That was a little adventure, right?"

[@r.v.b.4153]

9:02 She's using a spindle whorl to spin the fibres into a yarn. It's a common object into preparing fibres (like wool) to make them into textiles later on. We've had them in Europe since late prehistory at least (several thousands of years). I found one made of antler from the Roman Period a couple of weeks ago. They're also made out of a lot of other materials like wood, antler, ceramics, stone, coral etc.

[@kariuksnjoro]

Can't wait for when you do this in Somalia.

[@mygoodnessmate]

It won’t be posted.

[@conorcalvert7098]

Somalia not Somaliland either

[@michaelgell4]

Indigotraveller is currently doing it.. not like bald would though 😂

[@fazemills663]

Lmfao

[@annother3350]

He's not an idiot!

[@draganescuconstantin2380]

everytime you get in some sort of trouble im like "oh my god are they gonna murder him or kidnap him" but then i remember that its you that edited and posted the video

[@WaffleSauze]

I sigh in relief when I see a new video because that just means he's not dead .... yet

[@RussianTigerOsonix]

Haha very good point

[@pluto8404]

The cartels could torture him for his youtube password then upload the video to make it seem alright.

[@tedchirvasiu]

And then at the end of the video you see him kneeling between two armed masked guys with AKs taliban style, demanding 1 million dollars 'till noon or he gets it.

[@youtubeking2686]

When videos will stop getting uploaded to this channel remember something went wrong.

[@eraldorh]

Those werent militia those are drug cartel members and they have your details now. Id suggest getting out of the country now lol. That was really stupid.

[@Claytonnn]

The cartle knows who you are now. They took a picture of the passport for a reason.

[@nejivoi]

This was by far the most suicidal video of yours. Climbing decaying stairs in an abandoned church in the gang ridden village in the middle of nowhere, being deprived of oxygen and surrounded by stray dogs. I can't imagine it getting any worse.

[@StellaSteve80]

Lady takes half the bag of drugs and gives you a toffee. 🤣

[@donnawentz7102]

“Why did the church get abandoned.” 🤣😅

[@myyriad778]

"I hope I don't run into the cartel" 2 mins later: *runs into cartel*

[@grumpychef1539]

First video he couldn't even say 10 words in Spanish and now he speaks with mountain village people. And they say coca is bad for you..

[@SantomPh]

He can put 2 and 2 together

[@BaverIy]

Plot twist - Bald actually was doing some business there.

[@nomadson615]

Remember the guy who lived with bears in alaska. The grizzly man documentary. He died eventually killed by a bear. This guy is no different.

[@jesusberrios7042]

Hi, I am from Bolivia I was born in La Paz and my ancestors are from those villages I like your videos and you amazed me with the way that you just went through this little Village with no hesitation, even for me as a local I would think it twice since there are no police departments as any 1st world had. So, they take to any foreign people very carefully, they could even kill you if they want to, isn't a game, the woman who showed up first told you "they could burn you alive", and it's true since I saw it multiple times, they take their justice with their own hands, and they can easily get confused to any foreign people as a thief. Thankfully, all went well for you, but we are friendly to foreign people but only after getting confidence in them.

[@there837]

You're going to a village where even God has apparently left.

[@Oyayebuyu]

He said "blin" in between when was talking to bikers. It is hilarious, some russian habit, Russians usually say this when they get confused 🤣

[@donready768]

Imagine sitting there going about your normal day and this wackadoo wanders onto your property wearing that goofy hat carrying a bag of coke leaves. Did you hit your head recently?