I Got Married (in Minecraft)

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[@bagel503]

"Don't talk back to me, get married" - Mom Peirce 2023

[@neoworldlee]

When did Clown said that? Lmao

[@MuffinShorts21]

Maybe at the wedding

[@bagel503]

@@neoworldlee at 5:53

[@Dottore_is_hot]

we love mom peirce

[@FireKn1ghtMC]

the deadliest mom on the deadliest minecraft SMP

[@ItsErrex]

7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"* Reddoons LMAO

[@crow7620]

He just called him an imigrant

[@1ntegerLimit]

@@crow7620isn’t he? 💀 I’m an Indian so I can say this chill

[@batscove]

@@1ntegerLimitnah he is in the continent of Asia thats why his ping is so high lol

[@1ntegerLimit]

@@batscove nah bro with ping as high as his he’s on the damn moon

[@batscove]

@@1ntegerLimit lol

[@Acerlin1]

Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀

[@matthewcool993]

Lmaooooo

[@T1TNN_M3PWZZ]

thats branzy for you.

[@ShadowFlip_]

Lol

[@user-zz6dc5dd3q]

Honestly i would die of laughing😂😂

[@thunderblaze9997]

It's cause 4C wrote the script lol!

[@feierlord]

Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.

[@1991keigan]

Ikr

[@hildalaw7627]

lol good one

[@clopaz1940]

O::

[@feierlord]

This is a KZbin comment section, the only Gods here are the creator and whoever got the first comment @@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5

[@sxoinas_ilias]

Lol

[@1ntegerLimit]

“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less

[@fellow-genya-enjoyer]

**g a s p** It's another Tubbo, Tommy situation 😂

[@Batty89]

@@fellow-genya-enjoyeri know lol

[@clemencewongshuduanmoe7849]

Oh god 💀

[@xavierprestholt7604]

Yeah he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married

[@Aztechblade]

@@xavierprestholt7604not legally because the papers were never sent

[@Phroggie2]

Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.

[@Crispycheese-ii8lt]

Enemies to lovers

[@user-hd7jo3zw1j]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@goobinator1]

@@Crispycheese-ii8lt 💀💀💀💀

[@Crispycheese-ii8lt]

@@goobinator1 what I only speak the truth

[@Kobyteam]

Lol

[@Crinjatura]

I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️

[@alexandrachanger278]

I found it interesting there they became tho Mom and Dad for Ashwag.

[@sahasrakondapalli50]

And tries to get Parrot when it seems like he's gonna get branzy.

[@ThadarX2014]

69th like 😂

[@SapphireSorceress]

Chant along at home. CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY! CLOWNZY!

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@SapphireSorceress there are 356 clownzy fics on ao3. with your help we can get that number much higher

[@Integral_dy]

"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.

[@GhoulishStorm91]

Is branzy the dad if clown is the mum?

[@Integral_dy]

@@GhoulishStorm91 They said that already xD

[@Cookie4140]

@@GhoulishStorm91THEY GOT MARRIED IN C! PAST

[@jonathan_m1236]

Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂

[@idhantgoyal9180]

No, its dragon punching one

[@SakuraBlossom9107]

You mean kicking a toddler in Walmart!😂

[@shadowolf8967]

u think clown would let parrot hurt the love of his life

[@RealSirHammi]

Killing branzy in general is like dropkicking a toddler xd

[@jonathan_m1236]

@@RealSirHammi true

[@WRLDOfSad]

5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀

[@ik.-.]

Haha fr

[@DRC849]

the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple

[@oteeeeeeees]

parrot lost admin access at the start of season 5 cause he was in japan

[@ray4237]

LMAO

[@stilldisinterested]

enemies to lovers typa shit

[@sayosen]

ur a brick i guess the account called lifestealadmin doesnt exist and jeppexx was the first person to think of lifesteal so its pretty safe to say he has admin @@oteeeeeeees

[@itzadsco133]

@@oteeeeeeees oh

[@pupnub]

Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears

[@sahasrakondapalli50]

He's too sweet for this server.

[@Crinjatura]

Clown, log off this account

[@aadyamishra5056]

@@sahasrakondapalli50yes he is

[@unicorn_xxx3424]

@@sahasrakondapalli50 fr

[@user-eh4jj3xh6t]

lol

[@Rebecca_Shsara1019]

Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny

[@SapphireSorceress]

Well no cuz he tried to kill parrot at the end to save his boyfriend, the priest

[@Rebecca_Shsara1019]

​@@SapphireSorceress true forgot about that

[@a_random_tire]

He also killed his daughter ash

[@beatblocksgaming]

Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great

[@hiroshell7973]

Add some links eh?

[@LavenderHeartsinBlue]

„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀

[@versilver]

You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.

[@alisaglam2465]

god i could already fricking imagine it the moment i clicked on this video lol.

[@ironloko8028]

imagine the ship name the fandom will call them

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

@@ironloko8028 cant be any worse than the 'ship' name for joel and lizzie (I say 'ship' cause their married irl and I always think of ships as fictional)

[@L.AWNM0.W3R]

i can smell it from a mile away

[@_moonL1ght_.]

I checked and sadly so far I’ve only found 4 peices😔 hopefully more comes as I continue my quest

[@gloriaburt6436]

now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy

[@Moccha_frostii]

He is ordained

[@LeSavage_]

This is the deadliest mariage ever💀

[@ThatIoGamer]

Where Lifesteal 2021 and 2022

[@Rainy_XD]

​@@ThatIoGamer they dissappeared

[@michaelcoolkid8741]

@@ThatIoGamerthey crashed and burned

[@Sashimipommes]

@@ThatIoGamerthey used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy them

[@kelvinyeo9165]

​@ThatIoGamer they were being quarantined

[@A_GodApple]

create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame? parrot: yes

[@user-hg9gk9jl2e]

ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever

[@alex_enbee]

Actually, if you watch clown pierces perspective, he made a video. He kills ashwag because he scammed clown Pierce. He also tried to kill parrot to protect Branzy but wasn’t able to.

[@16A1_vibes]

I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between

[@conormurphy4480]

So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.

[@auser1078]

LMAO

[@conormurphy4480]

@@auser1078 Thanks

[@kyleliao4445]

quite literally rotflmao

[@MysteriouslyUnknown]

I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.

[@thatpersonthatexists8416]

yeah same but then havoc just erupts lol

[@auser1078]

@@thatpersonthatexists8416 that lifesteal for ya

[@alisaglam2465]

@@thatpersonthatexists8416 lifesteal for ya

[@TheLCFProject]

6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.

[@NappiMestari]

Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂

[@cr7king784]

I hope so because this is lifesteal

[@xt3o7]

why does the stolen comment have more likes?

[@SkiLlz_GoD]

lamoo 😂 they haven't kissed so no couples video

[@ShiroaTheExalted]

Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing

[@auser1078]

Funny thing hes an actual ordained minister lol

[@ShiroaTheExalted]

@@auser1078 💀

[@alanamariyam]

​@@auser1078WHAT

[@auser1078]

@@alanamariyam yea in squiddos video pangi said it

[@owenjefferies416]

And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride

[@Iranium_69420]

My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol

[@PairoDraws]

man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal

[@itamareizikovich6973]

Lol

[@nathanflores2366]

As do the rest of us

[@oyasumi.punpun456]

Npc

[@PairoDraws]

@@oyasumi.punpun456 nah I just love when parrot posts on lifesteal

[@A.Bahumat12]

Donald trump?????

[@Scarsy_Edits]

Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal

[@Just_a_Taco.]

❤

[@alanamariyam]

Ikr

[@duif10]

"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@zakariyaaweis6831]

i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time

[@AzureBlade07]

5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot

[@Speedpilot11]

He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!

[@anastasistz1142]

Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂

[@dr.mewnetwork6031]

I can’t wait for the sequel. The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”

[@roket_mc4874]

"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)

[@LelandoDaVinci]

branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo

[@d_a_r_i_x]

4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂

[@DranoelCovak]

the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother

[@phoenixrozek5620]

You always make the wildest videos in a great way!

[@LunarAngel-rh4lz]

'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.

[@katelynwang7582]

I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED

[@katelynwang7582]

We don't talk ab how both of them have a partner 🫠 🤡+🥳 = 💕👍🫶🙏

[@katelynwang7582]

Also it would be a really great umm video and CONTENT (Cause apparently in minutetechs video content is the most important thing on the lifestealsmp)

[@ray4237]

love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time

[@Robenkas]

"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂

[@Vannox10]

Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭

[@Aoikitty]

So happy for you two

[@memzerboi]

The deadliest marriage on the deadliest minecraft smp

[@lemonadesaccounttm8721]

@@memzerboivine boom sound effect

[@Unknownunblockergamer]

If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅

[@rohand.-bd7qc]

The dutch autocoureur i can relate

[@Unknownunblockergamer]

:)

[@Xiangqui_]

I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…

[@Iamdefinitelyyou9799]

Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified

[@infinnitly]

This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊 Subscribe or you're cringe fr

[@RinkyPlayz]

3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot

[@imlivnicemeetingyou]

6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)

[@xavierprestholt7604]

he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married

[@Ninjalette666]

congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆

[@pixelatedgaming9293]

ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality

[@iamcookie1170]

I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀

[@realoutdoorgaming]

First season: clownpeirce Fourth season: drugs Now: marriage Life Steal is crazy

[@rogerhsiang6779]

congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video

[@FORSAKEN_SCIENTIST]

Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol

[@Kurukurukuruin.]

YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50

[@techninja33]

"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@userkotoryiznaetvse]

Bro, your content just perfect

[@EliDaTwizz]

Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes. Is a W start to the wedding

[@cookie38383]

I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!

[@blushfulsage44_]

Always good when parrot posts

[@raidenhirata8992]

I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊

[@gamer_5505]

This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!

[@imMittensKitten]

Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot

[@V_OID_____69]

I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂

[@Pumpkin_II]

I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”

[@Amiistice]

"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot" bro literally contained himself in a box.

[@Rainy_XD]

Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy

[@ItsMeMax54]

I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!

[@Mech3001]

This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you

[@ragedragon1018]

By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺

[@WRLDOfSad]

1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD

[@ThreeSalamandersInATrenchCoat]

"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote

[@leoeylence4969]

Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂🤣🤣

[@MaddieAmI]

I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.

[@smolderingwing]

i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that

[@whyamihere80]

How did this keep everyone entertained for over ten minutes?!

[@Snapz31]

Mapic:why weddings are so long Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelobelmores9243]

Clown got the mother instinct

[@notnafiur]

finally a good day on lifesteal smp 😂

[@Zyqov]

I was like, wtf hes not that old, right? And then i read (in minecraft) Oooof

[@buzzvanti]

I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny

[@auser1078]

They prob looked at this one gimmick account with the purpose of keeping track when they get married

[@Rebecca_Shsara1019]

Oh my god was this one hard to watch.This was so cringe but awsome at the same time. Ps it is so funny seeing Ash in a wedding dress

[@unofficialbobcat]

That's the funniest vid I've watched in a while 😂

[@Sin14976]

CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀

[@ItzzMiragee]

Why is no one talking about the "Bro.. Theres so many free hearts in here"

[@himanshumaan7586]

Happy anniversary parrot

[@user-rx8xk2nk5t]

I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective

[@user-xs7sn4ny7b]

The best thing I saw in a while

[@Official-WaffleExtras]

I was watching the stream while they were planning this 😂

[@A.Bahumat12]

After seeing this you dad finally came back with milk and see the child 😂😂

[@genshinsimp2276]

'this isn't you man' ' its the nerves' parrot: WHYYYYY

[@owlet13]

1:30 “i assume she’s a wonderful guy” 😂

[@PolandDoge]

the lore has expanded

[@aadainkeroinen8696]

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