I Hired a Minecraft Coach, Then Started Trying

My coach on third base keeps telling me to go home :(
Couriway was the first Minecraft coach to be verified on metafy! I feel bad for trolling him, so if you're interested, check out his link here: metafy.gg/@couriway
Twitter: / parrotxp
Discord: / discord
LifeSteal Discord: / discord

[@Couriway]

I know im not supposed to have favorite students but how could you not be mine! You improved so quickly :)

[@Ace6901]

No comments? Let me fix that

[@MarshioPK]

Hi Couriway :)

[@drdumpling8898]

Did you know straight away Ik guessing you got suspicious with the extremely fast improvement

[@crazzyvee]

wild

[@CutestDogs0]

GUYS NO ONE ELSE CAN LIKE ITS AT 69 LIKES

[@PrinceZam]

without the webcam mic he totally would've instantly recognized your voice

[@SeanrY10]

‎‏‏‎ ‎‎

[@oyasumi.punpun456]

PRINTHAM

[@australiankappa8123]

no way its princess wam

[@SergeantCat]

Is the guy i killed in mcc😂

[@keemboy05]

Hello princewam

[@piggymanplayz6382]

I like how he didn't even question him randomly being able to speedbridge

[@turxe3110]

Tbf speedbridging isn’t too difficult with that method, I am very bad at the game but all it is is holding down some keys and occasionally letting go of shift

[@fondbeebboop9705]

@@turxe3110the timing is hard to get good at and he was supposed to be “new” to Minecraft on pc and thus wouldn’t have that practice

[@turxe3110]

@@fondbeebboop9705 yeah but it’s not easy to tell the difference between good and decent speedbridging

[@fondbeebboop9705]

@@turxe3110 yes it is, you can tell off of things like setup time (confidence) and how consistent the person is and as I was saying before, a newbie wouldn’t be able to do that at all especially because they were “supposed” to be a old school mobile player with habits that would make speed bridgeing harder to get accustomed to

[@turxe3110]

@@fondbeebboop9705 first of all looking at it from your pov it’s obvious because you knew, but look at it from couriways pov, what is more likely, this person you have never met is lying to you or they are just good at one pretty simple to learn thing, he was still surprised because it’s not common but that still is a very bad reason to suspect something, also all it is is just timing and putting your crosshair in the right spot

[@enderemp]

You know it’s about to go down when Parrot disguises as a bird

[@A_Inoccent_adorble_Kitty_Cat]

Yeah so true

[@KianTwoHundred]

xD

[@Gobovajuhica]

True

[@Thebrickshow1940]

Fr

[@zapixgaming9053]

Loool Xd

[@PolandDoge]

tbh i find it kind of heartwarming at the beggining like a completle newbie trying his best and being happy from the little wins

[@Zbyszkov2]

why does it say that you are from romania?

[@Enderia2]

@@Zbyszkov2cuz

[@AnthonyArchivePw]

@@Zbyszkov2 Because he is from Romania?

[@Zbyszkov2]

@@AnthonyArchivePw his videos are in Polish, one of his friends commented in Polish language, and it says he's from romania

[@AnthonyArchivePw]

@@Zbyszkov2 It all makes sense now, I should've dug further before commenting. :sorryface:

[@rainiyrainiy]

Parrot: "I killed him!" Couriway: "Good job Good job" I don’t know why but i laughed so hard at this bit

[@Smitexion]

Couriway is just like a father bro😂😂😂

[@Brighty377]

"are you winning son?"

[@shenzixirgs8152]

MURDERR

[@PalmDEV]

Couriway was so nice about it, and did such a great job coaching. This is honestly one of the best experiences I've seen someone have with a Minecraft coach, and his prices are very fair compared to many other coaches, especially for the skill that he has! What a fun video!

[@6ProUp4]

I know you...

[@norkbork]

he is not good lol

[@pyv0x733]

@@norkbork teachers do not have to be the best at the game, they have to be the best at teaching other to be good at the game

[@norkbork]

@@pyv0x733 he’s not good at teaching either LOL

[@pyv0x733]

@@norkbork where did you get that from? he has a lot of returning customers

[@HusaynWalji]

This is wholesome seeing a pro speed runner coaching people who are mediocre

[@hyspdzgd7026]

honestly i find couriway much worse, he's far from being the best in speedrunning even though he has a lot of minecraft experience, and his gamesense is heavily lacking

[@hyspdzgd7026]

Well im gonna get killed for saying that hopefully this doesn't turn into a long argument

[@oplxyer6806]

@@hyspdzgd7026i agree, although he is a good and not pro speedrunner, he is not a pvper (i assume)

[@mljmlkhhkj]

@@hyspdzgd7026 pretty sure he was talking abt how parrot was pretending to be mediocore

[@BlueCyann]

@@hyspdzgd7026 Couriway is a damn good speedrunner. He might not be tippy-top tier but he's been going up against the top Ranked players lately with much less experience in it than any of them (he had been doing no-reset runs without most of the usual top-runner strats until recently), and holding his own in the top 20-30 range.

[@ripaether8887]

i dont know of this Couriway guy but he seems like a really considerate and genuine person. despite your mic quality and your beginner dexterity when it comes to pc he was really helpful. he didn't knock you down for your weaknesses.

[@ItsRaven69]

It’s so funny seeing Parrot have those moments where he realizes he’s supposed to not be trying and he just moves slow

[@Deanlod_pvp]

funny to see a pro mc player see getting coached by an speedrunner

[@Rainy_XD]

Ikr

[@sunofvega3685]

A*

[@Deanlod_pvp]

@@sunofvega3685 Its not my main language

[@sunofvega3685]

Ok sorry!

[@Deanlod_pvp]

@@sunofvega3685 its alr

[@wolfwires]

i like how whenever parrot does anything that's not along couri's way of thinking, couri just says, "I like the vision!"

[@Namenlxser]

POV: Parrot playing bad still is better then you sweating as hard as you can xD

[@s0lr542]

POV: parrot try harding still isn’t that good

[@Namenlxser]

@@s0lr542 wierd flex 😅

[@vdgadgvsyf43grt4brhnyuj3]

@@s0lr542 he is above arvg tho

[@rainiyrainiy]

true, but he doesn't focus or care on how good he actually is in game@@vdgadgvsyf43grt4brhnyuj3

[@karlmaglaya9001]

​@@s0lr542ye but ur still worse then parrot prob 💀

[@Slockmen]

Why is couriway such a W there was never an awkward moment in this coaching session, when usually coaching sessions are the most awkward thing ever props to couriway for knowing how to make it fun

[@JoeTheCrusader]

Couriway sounded so happy when parrot said he learned stuff form him.

[@lucasvanlammeren7946]

6:52 you can see Parrot block clutches from instinct, not planned wich is funny

[@yyy2792]

Couriway is good at explaining, encouraging!!

[@garlondofficial]

Note to self: If I need Minecraft coaching, hire Couriway.

[@ellos_]

Note to self (i am broke): If i need minecraft coaching, i need to buy minecraft first

[@SigmaChad396]

Bro must've thought he was the best coach ever💀

[@ItsCactaii]

EagleY3 is a good name but u should’ve chose PigeonX2 to stick with the Heart Transplant SMP war lmaooo

[@shannoncornett7294]

too obvious

[@nuvuv1]

Couri would've recognised

[@Gengarguy-dx1kz]

Im sure the name was already taken

[@shannoncornett7294]

yeah

[@ItsCactaii]

@@shannoncornett7294 not rlly.

[@afriendlyfox]

Yoo, both Couri's and yours fan here, I can tell this is gonna be fun :D I didn't expect Couri to be so supportive, aww

[@yllejy1079]

im surprised how he didnt immediately recognize you from the constant switching between your axe and sword💀💀

[@shenzixirgs8152]

I didn’t notice it

[@HailsBxo]

I love your content parrot, it has seriously helped me get through some tough times, thank you for everything you've done for the Minecraft community, your community, and me.

[@ajajjsbsjsbkbqpbpqnpa9549]

How

[@TheChicken__]

Ye how does it help you through tough times.

[@ShadowXD.]

​@TheChicken__ binge watching it without dealing what was hard happening in his life

[@ajajjsbsjsbkbqpbpqnpa9549]

@@ShadowXD. tas just cope didn't really help , will have to face the demons some day

[@cheesesandwitch436]

He was so nice. And actually a good coach too! 😊

[@Randomness3000]

6:50 I love how parrot's instincts just took over lol

[@M0nkee_mode]

couri was so kind lmao

[@leoalgar9538]

SOrrY fOR tHe baD mIC QuALitY 💀

[@finndufrene8061]

Is this honeycomb? That was great, top tier

[@LewisoR6]

Gotta love to see JesterClown appearnces

[@aTree1]

parrot saying "uh oh" repeatedly is so wholesome for some reason

[@SleepyLuigi]

It wasn’t even a waste of anybody’s time, you both had fun, and WE got entertainment!!

[@garlondofficial]

It's great how Parrot just accidentally played well a few times at the start.

[@australiankappa8123]

this couriway guy seems pretty chill, he should make a yt channel

[@AngrybirdsFan108]

He has

[@AngrybirdsFan108]

LoL

[@australiankappa8123]

@@AngrybirdsFan108 nah I don’t think so, I looked it up, the only couriway sounds nothing like him

[@Sione676]

@@australiankappa8123 he's pinned so he does have a channel

[@terracas3339]

some youtubers just try to make the coaches look stupid, this was actually a nice interaction

[@4deemi]

bro, that does look like he is trying to help people, i like that.

[@user-lk9uj4xo7o]

Parrot has amazing acting skills

[@BrotherX2]

EagleY3 > ParrotX2

[@boinsane7362]

Hi

[@applepie6513]

plz upload content i want to see you grow

[@Bolt17]

Hello BrotherX2

[@FineAsher6H]

I agree

[@ItsMorzu]

fax ngl

[@crazycubing]

please make more of these, its so fun to watch!

[@ninjaspeedyb4972]

This should be marketing for his coaching

[@NotBlazerMC]

Parrot, You better change your title to "I hired a Minecraft PvP Coach and starter Tryharding"

[@Roman12684]

Its always a good day when parrot uploads ❤

[@A_Inoccent_adorble_Kitty_Cat]

Yea

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

How didnt he realize? Parrot was hiding in plain sight

[@mspelar1]

Parrot 10 mins in the vid: we do 2 more games? Parrot After Thoose 2 games: alr i think thoose were good we do 2 more? Parrot After Those: 2 more? Legends Say It He Still Wants To Play 2 More Games...

[@user-fk2eh1eu4v]

this is my favorite type of content keep it up man

[@Caterpillargaming]

6:52 his instincts started kicking in 😂

[@afriendlyfox]

"Is that a honeycomb?" had me dying

[@PartyPineapple0]

this has actually addicting i got hooked with the intro

[@broudie2]

"you're probably wnodering how he hasn't noticed me" micophone: YEEEE SO LIKE us: oh ye ye ok

[@oplxyer6806]

this is so wholesome bro 😭

[@meisnewperson]

"Ohh.. OHH I DID THE THING, I DID THING" Had me laughing

[@skeleton1933]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough

[@jdm9974]

What even is this

[@nolx99]

I love how nice he is I feel like most coaches in these vids are kinda rude/mean

[@Samstercraft77]

"that just felt like natural!" had me dying lmao

[@inviz_]

This was actually a really sweet video, Couriway was super nice and informative about teaching Parrot!

[@Cokolino1]

imagine leading clownpierce into this 😈

[@Madz__]

This was one of the best video ideas i have seen in awhile dude

[@chasehershberger4129]

Bro this made me laugh so much😂 but great vid

[@wshanti1316]

It's funny seeing parrot pretending to be bad at this game😂😂

[@keithseybert7187]

that made me feel warm and happy :)

[@CaptainCrab1]

This guy is awesome I love his content a lot he spends so much time and energy into these videos just for us good job man your epic. You guys should definitely subscribe if your not already subscribed to him.

[@Hundertwassser12]

Crazy ahh vid😊🎉

[@VV714M]

the webcam mic was a genius idea

[@MinePro860_Gaming]

Absolute banger. Lmao the entire way though. 10/10

[@FreeOne64YT]

So happy you uploaded

[@ilambo21]

parrot saying uh oh got me dying bro

[@diceboi8729]

This is GOLD bro 😂

[@Jeffthebird-kk]

When he sed that he was so happy it made my day thank you parrot

[@jadesaarimaki5576]

"a different bird, a different letter, and a different number" got me on the floor.

[@ozone9080]

his bubble elevator trap skills against branzy came in handy 😂

[@TissueBoxThatGames]

The "aw shoot!" Was so accurate

[@svenvandebovenkamp9149]

two of my favorite youtubers in one video ❤❤❤

[@solbinkim4884]

Do more of these things!

[@gs_x424]

i love the description!

[@fenasl874]

a small tip for sky battle is to off hand the blocks but pretty much everyone already does that

[@TC-Baked]

you should do a stream with that mic that would be halarious

[@broudie2]

4:54 perfect bloop timing LOL "oh theres a *BLEEP* ye

[@thepigeonman_]

I think couri probably read it as Eagle eye when he first saw the name

[@Gobovajuhica]

Couriway is a really good coach

[@Sheep.]

This is such a good video lmao. Couri clueless.

[@bluesundu]

Parrot your making so many vids les goo/ also I think he was actually a pretty good teacher

[@Litecube15]

this video idea is FIRE

[@lord_jouvarlous]

I love how in the thumbnail it says how when parrot is just shifting on the edge of a block

[@ermtosis]

hes a amazing coach tho

[@pogsterplays]

So, on lifesteal, Clown is the pvper, cube is the redstoner and so on. But parrot, is the troller

[@ParthF1]

Parrot trolling is crazy

[@VolKAYNEno]

once in a blue moon, he uploads

[@rhg84]

Today is my birthday keep up the good work 🔥 best Minecraft KZbinr 🐐

[@mattrenninger7855]

The title is just hilarious Ngl

[@Ratedluxy]

The fact he had to think when you asked “is that honeycomb?”

[@forthelolz1702]

this is the minecraft equivalent of instrument experts taking beginner classes then showing off to the teachers

[@TheCounterspell]

Parrot not trying somehow is better than me trying

[@viggohofferson435]

I find it amusing that Parrot actually got a kill on ItsAllay, they are GOOD

[@DreamWaterGod]

I have a problem on mccisland where none of the UI loads so Im not able to play. I tryed removing the server and adding it back but i isnt fixing the problem:(

[@NARUTZ]

bro is the master actor

[@oceonfire_]

I knew about that secret chest and I always go for it its definitely worth it

[@thebeststuff_]

that was too funny, couriway was so wholesome

[@ruinknightsir]

Bro had a good time and got free advertising.

[@AmmoPila]

Is this the old bedwars trend started by Lukaip being revived? Les go

[@koalafication1018]

It's funny how Parrot was not sprint jumping while the whole entire lifesteal players's personality is either jumping in place or sprint jumping

[@yushaali4945]

I don’t even think you need a coach you are already so good.