I Got Paid to Give People Terrible Advice - Moko's Advice

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GrayStillPlays

GrayStillPlays

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@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to a world where only bad advice exists. I'm ok with this.
@justsomeoneelse5942
@justsomeoneelse5942 5 жыл бұрын
YES I LOVE YOU GRAY
@איתיפטיגרו
@איתיפטיגרו 5 жыл бұрын
ah yes the good stuff
@itwasinthispositionerinoag7414
@itwasinthispositionerinoag7414 5 жыл бұрын
I advise you to shave my cactus dammit
@roguewaffle736
@roguewaffle736 5 жыл бұрын
If I make a game I'm making a graystillplays mode where you can kill everyone
@platinumhuskiendurox3547
@platinumhuskiendurox3547 5 жыл бұрын
I expect nothing less
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine a little innocent kid running an advice stand at a school fair or something and all they get asked are these sort of questions.
@azadalamiq
@azadalamiq 5 жыл бұрын
must not have seen charlie brown Lucy would do this.
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 5 жыл бұрын
@@azadalamiq I was thinking of that lol
@siyacer
@siyacer 5 жыл бұрын
@@SteelBelted ooh another example of generational hate
@metal.vortex
@metal.vortex 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 420 likes
@fatalos6855
@fatalos6855 5 жыл бұрын
@@SteelBelted It's okay, everyone makes mystakes I think it's a bit offensive to call a generation uncutured, but you apologised and you probably didn't really mean it, so there is no problem
@Crimson_Phoenix698
@Crimson_Phoenix698 5 жыл бұрын
“Florida man vanishes after being told he wasn’t really there”
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 5 жыл бұрын
No Floridaman we love you
@98ranger48
@98ranger48 5 жыл бұрын
@@ingamingpc1634 what do you mean, Floridaman never dies
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 5 жыл бұрын
@@98ranger48 he technically didn't die because he never existed
@Luckyleol
@Luckyleol 5 жыл бұрын
Well its Australia and Finland that doesn't exist
@SC-le5ed
@SC-le5ed 5 жыл бұрын
@@Luckyleol gday. I is your friendly Australia fiend. We are real.
@katrinaherbert1229
@katrinaherbert1229 5 жыл бұрын
It's not Negative Nancy, it's terrifyingly Positive Patricia.
@zoophiliaphobic
@zoophiliaphobic 5 жыл бұрын
*Squidward intensifys*
@paolahowell9696
@paolahowell9696 5 жыл бұрын
I ship them.
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 5 жыл бұрын
*PATRICIA!*
@joutatheegg
@joutatheegg 5 жыл бұрын
That's a genuine mood
@jaymooni4644
@jaymooni4644 5 жыл бұрын
petrifyingly positive patricia?
@aidanp.1451
@aidanp.1451 5 жыл бұрын
"Should I save my last coin to buy food?" "Yes." "Okay. Thanks." *pays with last coin*
@updatedautopsyreport7358
@updatedautopsyreport7358 4 жыл бұрын
Aidan P. *confusion noises*
@thea_therian
@thea_therian 4 жыл бұрын
Alice Pokemoon So basically..cannibalism. They used the last coin to buy the person giving advice so they can E A T T H E M
@imayeti.4674
@imayeti.4674 4 жыл бұрын
Aidan P. Would like, 420 likes Just joking I want to ruin this for everyone
@jondoe272
@jondoe272 4 жыл бұрын
@@imayeti.4674 What about 69
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he means the last coin after that one?
@noth3r3
@noth3r3 4 жыл бұрын
October 15 “Florida Man steals anchor from sailor, claims that he is afraid of falling into the sky”
@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781
@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 3 жыл бұрын
Anyways thank you anna, This is Reporter Mars and “Full grown man has reported its doll is missing, it’s foot prints are directed to a “divine” advice shop.”
@gayasheck6124
@gayasheck6124 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you mars I'm jaid and a Florida man suffocated himself to stop snoring
@marieisthebestsquidsister
@marieisthebestsquidsister 3 жыл бұрын
I played the game, here's one: Florida Man annoyed at teens stealing from store, rigs store to explode
@owonothanksbro858
@owonothanksbro858 3 жыл бұрын
My birthday
@hat7475
@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын
**gun clocks** "Who's your son nowo??"
@mthgutz9823
@mthgutz9823 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: *is probably killing everyone and feeling nothing Also Gray: *rejects being friends with someone and feels bad about it
@mitchellbarton7915
@mitchellbarton7915 5 жыл бұрын
I want to be grey's friend so he can sacrifice me.
@staceyevans9161
@staceyevans9161 5 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellbarton7915 yes
@belledelphine9692
@belledelphine9692 4 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Barton Kinky.
@infuridancestudios7496
@infuridancestudios7496 4 жыл бұрын
@@belledelphine9692 Jared from DEH: K I N K Y
@G1R777
@G1R777 4 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Barton yes.
@bacrag8199
@bacrag8199 5 жыл бұрын
I feel as if on the question “is red my fave colour” if you said yes they’d have said the same but with Lava instead of the ocean
@Dim2134
@Dim2134 4 жыл бұрын
@ Definitely blood.
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 4 жыл бұрын
Lava is orange
@thea_therian
@thea_therian 4 жыл бұрын
Brad Macdonald lava is lava colored, obviously.
@carolynfloride2637
@carolynfloride2637 4 жыл бұрын
I think that they would have killed a bunch of people to look at their blood.
@darianr.6143
@darianr.6143 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolynfloride2637 that exactly what they do
@adamdavenport8009
@adamdavenport8009 5 жыл бұрын
"I am hungry. Should I eat something?" "... yes?" "It's so hard to find children these days." "NO! NO!"
@sanpurutekisuto6709
@sanpurutekisuto6709 5 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes Yes oh my god
@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 5 жыл бұрын
At that moment I knew...this was the game.
@anaveragenascarfan9048
@anaveragenascarfan9048 5 жыл бұрын
So you aren't supposed to eat children? And if so what is going to happen if you do?
@longfordman6865
@longfordman6865 5 жыл бұрын
@@anaveragenascarfan9048 they've made a rule that you can I only have them for a Sunday roast
@nottheimposter5406
@nottheimposter5406 5 жыл бұрын
Hold up I’m NOT supposed to eat children?!?! Hold on I’ve got to go get dinner out of the oven
@surdda4066
@surdda4066 5 жыл бұрын
"Am I really here?" "No, no you're not" *Disappears* "Oh sh*t, he just straight up dissapeared"
@jeshcar
@jeshcar 4 жыл бұрын
This what happened to my dad when I told him no.
@the.s1lly.p1ant
@the.s1lly.p1ant 4 жыл бұрын
Ash TheTrainer depressing
@jeshcar
@jeshcar 4 жыл бұрын
...
@MyLeg_Fred
@MyLeg_Fred 4 жыл бұрын
*One minute later...* The same guy: "Should I go to work today?"
@jeshcar
@jeshcar 4 жыл бұрын
Florida Man asking if still has to work after not breathing.
@carriewilson1006
@carriewilson1006 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that “I saw a child is it fallowing me?” And “I lost my doll the Foot prints Lead this way” Appeared in that Order is concerning.
@jarlathquinn2628
@jarlathquinn2628 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@otakuman706
@otakuman706 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarlathquinn2628 No
@jarlathquinn2628
@jarlathquinn2628 2 жыл бұрын
@@otakuman706 yes
@otakuman706
@otakuman706 2 жыл бұрын
@Jarlath Quinn Well, I NEVER! *HARUMPH* Nah.
@jarlathquinn2628
@jarlathquinn2628 2 жыл бұрын
@@otakuman706 yes
@BaileyChap
@BaileyChap 5 жыл бұрын
Person: "Should I breath?" Gray: "No" Person: "Ok then" *walks off* *sound of thud* Gray: "mmm, exactly as planned"
@evelynnebush2160
@evelynnebush2160 5 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i am steve i must
@BaileyChap
@BaileyChap 5 жыл бұрын
@@evelynnebush2160 ?
@saltedcaramelsalt
@saltedcaramelsalt 4 жыл бұрын
@@BaileyChap ttttttzzzzt/zttz th ka
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@saltedcaramelsalt ...pardon me?
@jeeode8289
@jeeode8289 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Yeah, I’m fine! :)
@brandontaylor6677
@brandontaylor6677 5 жыл бұрын
Man: Should I eat something? Gray: Uh... sure. Man: It's so hard to find children these days. The snack that smiles back: children
@fancyboid4772
@fancyboid4772 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg lmao
@atwas2733
@atwas2733 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@cxpKSip
@cxpKSip 4 жыл бұрын
Good Grief, this game took it to 11, and you said that those are ROOKIE NUMBERS.
@thatguyace3817
@thatguyace3817 4 жыл бұрын
This comment my friends is what truly makes the KZbin comment section the best thing to read
@cxpKSip
@cxpKSip 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyace3817 amen to that.
@Rustman80
@Rustman80 5 жыл бұрын
"We're checking out the only game where you can make a living by giving bad advice. . ." I'm a lawyer. I DO make my living that way.
@aalynnodell9809
@aalynnodell9809 3 жыл бұрын
So true and the sad part is there are people who think lawyers are saints. Um. Not when its a lost cause. The lawyer just wants to get paid. He don't care about you. lol don't believe me? Ask my exs lawyer.
@waffleweirdo1252
@waffleweirdo1252 3 жыл бұрын
@@aalynnodell9809 Are you okay? Do you need a hug?
@shersockholmes6261
@shersockholmes6261 3 жыл бұрын
@@aalynnodell9809 to be fair that's most jobs and people. They don't really care about you as a person and just want tht survival/luxury money.
@Leosloth2011
@Leosloth2011 Жыл бұрын
Well most lawyers don’t but those are mostly free ones that get paid by the state not by you
@actinginpajamas2494
@actinginpajamas2494 5 жыл бұрын
11:01 The statement could be taken in two ways. 1. They could love themselves (which actually happened. A lady married herself) or 2. They fell in love with the demon who watches her through the mirror.
@arsonsnail
@arsonsnail 3 жыл бұрын
jesus i want to animate that last one
@badbloodkiller3471
@badbloodkiller3471 2 жыл бұрын
My mind went to the second one.
@_The_RFG_Club_
@_The_RFG_Club_ Жыл бұрын
@@arsonsnail please do and come back when it's done
@notNyxiann
@notNyxiann Жыл бұрын
@@arsonsnail you should
@marsaudiacsolo
@marsaudiacsolo 5 жыл бұрын
I also thought "becoming someone else" automatically involved a skinsuit.
@Njordshammy
@Njordshammy 4 жыл бұрын
Do not like his comment
@PlayerN101
@PlayerN101 4 жыл бұрын
@@Njordshammy Just did
@utkuayranc3210
@utkuayranc3210 4 жыл бұрын
my first tought was identity theft
@felixroux
@felixroux 3 жыл бұрын
@@Njordshammy ????
@catz_circus
@catz_circus 3 жыл бұрын
Now I am thinking of Ennard from FNAF SL
@lullabye4053
@lullabye4053 5 жыл бұрын
Child asks “will you be my friend” Gray proceeds to do a math equation to figure out which answer will kill them
@ephraimcullen
@ephraimcullen 5 жыл бұрын
Guy:"Should I avoid choosing against following through with deciding to not abstain from killing my loved ones?" Gray: ...no
@amnotsheeptotally8593
@amnotsheeptotally8593 5 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it have been a yes? I mean simplified its: Should I follow through with deciding to kill my loved ones? Which i mean knowing grey the dark lord the answer is always yes when murder is involved
@Riplee86
@Riplee86 5 жыл бұрын
I had to work backwards to figure this one out. He's basically saying should he kill his loved ones. I believe 'no' was the correct answer.
@bobbobby344
@bobbobby344 5 жыл бұрын
Wait no gets them killed right? Because he basically says should I avoid choosing to not kill my family which means yes would make him choose his original plan and kill no one and no means he doesn’t follow that plan. Right? I find this hard to think about
@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756
@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 5 жыл бұрын
Answer: Yes = Death, No = Happily Ever After.
@DylanBegazo
@DylanBegazo 5 жыл бұрын
Two negatives multiplied together make a positive. So: Should I avoid (-) choosing against (-) following through with deciding to not (-) abstain (-) from killing my loved ones? That’s 5 negatives... which means 4 of them cancel each other out leaving 1 negative remaining. So to make it positive, the answer should be “no” to get rid of the final negative thus making the whole thing positive. Should I avoid __ killing my loved ones? (Yes) + choosing against (answer becomes no) + following through with deciding to not (answer becomes yes again) + abstain (answer becomes no again) Killing my loved ones? Conclusion: To protect loved ones, say “No”.
@aitanacruz9882
@aitanacruz9882 5 жыл бұрын
9:42 They were asking if they should kill their loved ones, plain and simple. To abstain from killing them is to not doing it. So following through with deciding to not abstain is killing them. Choosing against following through is NOT killing them. Avoiding to chose against is killing them. By saying no, you saved them. *BIG BRAIN*
@sirwilliams5532
@sirwilliams5532 4 жыл бұрын
So gray fucked up
@Cinderspark9
@Cinderspark9 4 жыл бұрын
Except they were avoiding choosing entirely. So you told them to choose to not kill them.
@notahoj8346
@notahoj8346 4 жыл бұрын
What the fu...
@adrienandotherstuff99
@adrienandotherstuff99 4 жыл бұрын
So, you're saying that Gray accidentally saved many people. *epic fail!*
@largedog3173
@largedog3173 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cinderspark9 wouldent that still have the same result? Cause it would be 3 negatives so it would be avoid not killing them, which would mean no would save them
@eponawarrior7492
@eponawarrior7492 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this when it came out and I only just noticed the bit at 10:59. *HOWLING*
@k.g.donathan6271
@k.g.donathan6271 5 жыл бұрын
"My neighbor stole some of my rugs." Me: "They really tied the room together."
@kayleighmoore6951
@kayleighmoore6951 4 жыл бұрын
Badum boom tssssssssssssssssssssssss
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
1:04 Female carpet muncher😏
@spottedgecko113
@spottedgecko113 5 жыл бұрын
"We live in a world where no one can make good choices." I guess his Sims are the only population in this. 🤷‍♀️ EDIT: The replies... jeez...
@Chrisdish
@Chrisdish 5 жыл бұрын
They don't eat kids.
@oldaccount4546
@oldaccount4546 5 жыл бұрын
EvilWeetabix leave her alone she did nothing to you, you are literally judging an entire community and harassing them over just a few people who are bad in that community
@mirkeer814
@mirkeer814 5 жыл бұрын
Last Name First Name look up then mod
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 5 жыл бұрын
Last Name First Name no but they do ate rancid hotdogs
@jill701
@jill701 5 жыл бұрын
Woah, you guys are saying some pretty harsh stuff. Might I recommend some therapy?
@nina-fi2qr
@nina-fi2qr 5 жыл бұрын
“florida man seals mouth and nose shut to stop snoring”
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 4 жыл бұрын
Florida Man dies of self-suffocation, claimed that "breathing was too exhausting"
@PlayerN101
@PlayerN101 4 жыл бұрын
"Florida Man decides to cease to exist"
@Rezaktess
@Rezaktess 3 жыл бұрын
"Florida man runs off a cliff because he's scared of his own footsteps"
@RolRetro
@RolRetro 4 жыл бұрын
“Makes a living from giving people horrible advice” Is Moko hiring? I’m really good at bad advice
@Foxiethetoastingfox
@Foxiethetoastingfox 2 жыл бұрын
@Space Penguin King no, no you can
@codexcracked1482
@codexcracked1482 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you having fun?" "...is this a fourth wall am i having fun playing this game, or is my character having fun getting people killed?" "Actually, the answer is yes to both of thos questions!"
@kie.sjaz.
@kie.sjaz. 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just replying so u can see how many likes u got :3 I hope u still get notifications after 1 month
@likelyunfortunatezz5730
@likelyunfortunatezz5730 Жыл бұрын
Wsp
@xenon8927
@xenon8927 4 жыл бұрын
6:24 If your doll is making footprints, it going missing is probably for the best
@Akashathesilentassassin
@Akashathesilentassassin 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@lisasoto3425
@lisasoto3425 3 ай бұрын
Agreed! Although, is worse to see a creepy doll in your room constantly?... ...or is it infinitely more terrifying to suddenly, inexplicably NOT see the creepy doll in your room?
@kademine7761
@kademine7761 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Gray posts my heart screams "FLORIDA MAN" and i know it is time.
@lizardsempire5770
@lizardsempire5770 5 жыл бұрын
Card: 👍 What’s the Best Advice? Me: No, no,no *yes* **eat children**
@longfordman6865
@longfordman6865 5 жыл бұрын
Add some salt for flavour there's too much sugar in them these days......*cough* diabetes *cough*
@lizardsempire5770
@lizardsempire5770 5 жыл бұрын
Audacity Lugzy put em’ on the stove and you got yourself dinner
@longfordman6865
@longfordman6865 5 жыл бұрын
@@lizardsempire5770 I suppose you can't be picky these days
@BaileyChap
@BaileyChap 5 жыл бұрын
@@longfordman6865 Uh, im just gonna stick around and see where this conversation goes...
@longfordman6865
@longfordman6865 5 жыл бұрын
@@BaileyChap you do that oh sexy one
@cathymilner744
@cathymilner744 4 жыл бұрын
Me: should I become a serial killer Gray: yes Me: *proceeds to murder the entire village*
@nxcrorat
@nxcrorat 4 жыл бұрын
_Just ask him if you should find a new hobby ;)_
@shagbarelads1643
@shagbarelads1643 4 жыл бұрын
gray: *kills everyone* overpopulation: aight imma head out
@sans1724
@sans1724 5 жыл бұрын
You know that lonely guy should be thankful , you gave him a life long friend!
@emailname8624
@emailname8624 5 жыл бұрын
They are going to have a bad time...
@CharaChocolateButtercup
@CharaChocolateButtercup 5 жыл бұрын
Hi Sans
@sans1724
@sans1724 5 жыл бұрын
Anka Beck heya pal
@justinm693
@justinm693 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: No, Genocide I'm ok with. It's refusing to be friends with that one lonely guy that makes me feel bad Me: That's an... Interesting set of morals you got there... But, hey, that's Gray for you. I'm not complaining.
@jaxcraft2848
@jaxcraft2848 4 жыл бұрын
12:06: Pft! I love how Gray's accent kicks in every now and then! XD
@jarlathquinn2628
@jarlathquinn2628 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t hear it
@BrodieBr0
@BrodieBr0 5 жыл бұрын
When Gray actually TRIES to answer a question to help someone and still makes things worse... hahahaha
@Kma99107
@Kma99107 5 жыл бұрын
The 4 dislikes are from people who survived grays advice
@johndunn6756
@johndunn6756 5 жыл бұрын
That's impossible. Nobody survives Gray's advice
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын
@@johndunn6756 well you see apparently you have infinite lives if you accept gray's advice although you must continue to accept gray's advice
@Olivia-ox1jw
@Olivia-ox1jw 4 жыл бұрын
13:16 Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
@jude297
@jude297 4 жыл бұрын
Firstly, YES Secondly, nonbinary gang 😮
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s right!” “Then you can get me three tickets to Crash Nebula!” “Not right!”
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's the mayor from the Doomsday crisis line
@piniatafullofblood
@piniatafullofblood 2 жыл бұрын
8:04 yes. Because, in simple terms, because you traveled in time. In complex terms that actually explain things, banner when he’s explaining why they can’t get more pym particles in endgame.
@totalwholesomechaos
@totalwholesomechaos 5 жыл бұрын
“Florida Man Sleeps With Another Florida Man’s Cake” Yeah I could see that happening Also if you see this, I hope I made you laugh
@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564
@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564 4 жыл бұрын
KawaiGirl 236 you didn’t make me laugh
@valdemarmejia5770
@valdemarmejia5770 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564 :(
@livette111
@livette111 4 жыл бұрын
Florida man kills other Florida man for sleeping with his cake. Frosting found at the crime scene.
@cakenarwhal625
@cakenarwhal625 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@S3r0t0nin
@S3r0t0nin 4 жыл бұрын
You did lol xD
@NoName-rb3vp
@NoName-rb3vp 4 жыл бұрын
when you wanna die “Im tired of breathing”
@erikwaterson361
@erikwaterson361 4 жыл бұрын
Goin out like Diogenes.
@wax_combative5569
@wax_combative5569 5 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: death rate has increased to 100%
@nocensorship8092
@nocensorship8092 4 жыл бұрын
Surprise, death rate has actually always been 100%
@lordpillows762
@lordpillows762 4 жыл бұрын
@@nocensorship8092 well that makes sense
@umekinmokusei
@umekinmokusei 5 жыл бұрын
I tHiNk Im AlLeRgIc To MySeLf Same bro
@noobzgaming3836
@noobzgaming3836 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@redacted5078
@redacted5078 5 жыл бұрын
Mood
@GhostLink92
@GhostLink92 5 жыл бұрын
It's Lupus
@leonardjamesdeleon5934
@leonardjamesdeleon5934 5 жыл бұрын
@Man of Memes yes E YES E Wait dis not flamgo? Oh wrong channdel i go die now
@MidnightPhoenix07
@MidnightPhoenix07 5 жыл бұрын
“I think I’m allergic to myself” Gray: Good
@blue-rd4tf
@blue-rd4tf 5 жыл бұрын
"I got Paid to Give People Terrible Advice"- ̶M̶o̶k̶o̶'̶s̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶i̶c̶e̶ Logan Paul Simulator
@mohamedshrek2372
@mohamedshrek2372 5 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@professorfukyu744
@professorfukyu744 5 жыл бұрын
SHOTS FIRED!
@LoreChaplain
@LoreChaplain 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that's depressing............ you're still paying right?"
@Akashathesilentassassin
@Akashathesilentassassin 3 жыл бұрын
"Yesss!"
@brian42069
@brian42069 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like watching this video summoned demons in my house
@era2s
@era2s 3 жыл бұрын
SAME it makes me so unsettled I stopped watching (its currently paused)
@era2s
@era2s 3 жыл бұрын
hhh damn I felt like someone was watching me
@eeveefi6869
@eeveefi6869 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@spcsterling9624
@spcsterling9624 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of all the advice I give to my friends...
@merrilecoq7903
@merrilecoq7903 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@digbick7267
@digbick7267 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 When you've already childproofed the house but they still get in
@revenevan11
@revenevan11 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cjfiii
@cjfiii 5 жыл бұрын
“So if I remove all the negatives... “ *proceeds to include ‘killing loved ones’* (edit include not exclude)
@punkspockispunkrock
@punkspockispunkrock 2 жыл бұрын
it wouldve been funnier if exclude was the correct word
@3rdEyeVusion
@3rdEyeVusion 4 жыл бұрын
6:38 Mr.Krabbs
@adri._.
@adri._. 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@clownintraining5944
@clownintraining5944 5 жыл бұрын
Person: "Should I go to the doctors?" Gray: "No" Game: "Brutally honest answer." Gray: "NO! NO!"
@n00blyn00b
@n00blyn00b 5 жыл бұрын
You're the one youtuber that I can watch and be entertained by games I've never heard of or played :)
@kefkamadman
@kefkamadman 5 жыл бұрын
It's his fault that I've rekindled a passion for sim games. Primarily been playing The Guild 3 and Sims 4 lately.
@juliacornejo7802
@juliacornejo7802 3 жыл бұрын
Gray: You quickly learn in this game not to ask any questions Also Gray: *Keeps asking questions*
@Lia-rb9rh
@Lia-rb9rh 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: I feel like I've been giving really good advice... Me: but you just told someone to murder their neighbor... for... Stealing... a rug.
@drewpolite3425
@drewpolite3425 3 жыл бұрын
11:39 BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH ITS YOUR FOOTSTEPS
@lizziebeth8747
@lizziebeth8747 5 жыл бұрын
For the one about killing her family, yes everyone did die...
@Myartsandcraftsproject
@Myartsandcraftsproject 5 жыл бұрын
Guy:"I think im allergic to myself.." Me:"same.."
@abetterworldcomicsandgames1765
@abetterworldcomicsandgames1765 3 жыл бұрын
8:21 what if that book is the medical book and they didnt like the surgery going wrong
@forgemakesstuff2734
@forgemakesstuff2734 4 жыл бұрын
“However, every single piece of advice you give will lead to something awful happening and everyone around you dying” Gray: sounds like my kind of game
@Iriathemysterious
@Iriathemysterious 5 жыл бұрын
10:15 Gray, you're looking at a roller coaster that you have once before created that became an animate object. It has come back to haunt you in your dreams because of what you have done to it.
@Iceman-hb3uk
@Iceman-hb3uk 4 жыл бұрын
2:09 "This is a very innocuous question" Cit. 😂
@slightlydistressedslug6627
@slightlydistressedslug6627 4 жыл бұрын
“Travel is dangerous. I will go home and never go anywhere again.” Gray- :o Everyone from the future during the pandemic- ...
@hmvd22
@hmvd22 5 жыл бұрын
4:58 even if it’s a fourth wall brake warning, Gray doesn’t give a damn 😂😂😂
@godlygamer2466
@godlygamer2466 5 жыл бұрын
5:48 I had nightmares that the earth out of nowhere had anti gravity when I was little
@mranderson380
@mranderson380 5 жыл бұрын
Joker: i killed a man with a pen John Wick: I killed a man with a book Gray: 12:05
@tsugaru-writings
@tsugaru-writings 5 жыл бұрын
Leonardo Arruda APH Germany: I once killed a man with his mustache and a grape.
@YuukiMarvellGames-Art
@YuukiMarvellGames-Art 5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@kayleighmoore6951
@kayleighmoore6951 4 жыл бұрын
@Spiderbread EXP sunburns are not funny.
@Cleptro
@Cleptro 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this one so many times, and I've figured out why it's entertaining: it's one of those games that, for sure once, has Gray actually trying to do as LITTLE damage as possible, because the inhabitants are suicidal and cannibalistic XD
@cookieking1916
@cookieking1916 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 It’s the war on rugs
@tonto9845maluco
@tonto9845maluco 5 жыл бұрын
2:14 that did go 0 to 900000 very quickly
@TheOldSalt
@TheOldSalt 5 жыл бұрын
4:48 It’s the cirrrcle of deaath. (Insert a lion skeleton with a scythe and cloak)
@CRRNCRW
@CRRNCRW 4 жыл бұрын
How does a lion carry a scythe
@tcuty1059
@tcuty1059 4 жыл бұрын
Carrion Crow r/woosh
@sarahpyro
@sarahpyro 5 жыл бұрын
"I am hungry. Should I eat something" is a question I ask every single day
@Dim2134
@Dim2134 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, yeah. I wish I had the presence of mind to ask that. I end up not eating for hours because I'm not paying attention.
@Comegalletas137
@Comegalletas137 3 жыл бұрын
8:10 That would create a time paradox that would never stop.
@lextatertotsfromhell7673
@lextatertotsfromhell7673 5 жыл бұрын
“You can’t eat all the babies, cuz then there will be no new people. I know this might seem obvious to you privileged [people], but we are cavemen” ~moolag
@halleys.comett
@halleys.comett 5 жыл бұрын
OMG STARKID
@zmoney7637
@zmoney7637 5 жыл бұрын
Mhmmm, babies, they are delicious
@ruwolf3813
@ruwolf3813 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: Thats the new Florida Man News Article! Me: More like Florida CHILD!
@gysmothediamond2046
@gysmothediamond2046 5 жыл бұрын
Person: "They cannot steal my products if they are free" Grey:NO, ALL HARMFUL DECISIONS Person: no
@dragonminecrafter4195
@dragonminecrafter4195 4 жыл бұрын
10:10 Bruh did anyone just see that? The guy disappeared after he passed you. He didn't even pay. How ungrateful. Lol but seriously that's some creepy stuff. Edit: Oh wow even creepier so he does pay, but you don't see him pay because he disappears. But yeah the money still goes up. I am confusion.
@4hedron852
@4hedron852 2 жыл бұрын
7:35 Thanks for reassuring me
@patuwu-station
@patuwu-station 5 жыл бұрын
"Am I Really Here ?" Gray : "no" *guy implodes
@farmerbarnaby3844
@farmerbarnaby3844 5 жыл бұрын
I truly wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
@renakunisaki
@renakunisaki 5 жыл бұрын
Beans.
@wizzlelobomon3274
@wizzlelobomon3274 5 жыл бұрын
_b e a n s_
@TonyRBaas
@TonyRBaas 5 жыл бұрын
At 12:45 “I feel really bad now” Me: Since when do you start feeling bad?
@eternalmiasma5586
@eternalmiasma5586 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: HP lovecraft: 6:42
@wah6584
@wah6584 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 Wait is that Frisk and why is she jealous of her neighbors rugs?
@mewkiuu
@mewkiuu 5 жыл бұрын
13:56 And todays lesson is about “agoraphobia”!
@nala4637
@nala4637 4 жыл бұрын
9:20 its w d gatser
@erikwaterson361
@erikwaterson361 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody chill during a school lockdown till you hear "Alright" over the speakers
@proximo3257
@proximo3257 5 жыл бұрын
"We've missed all the numbers in between"
@zealot8862
@zealot8862 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he says dammit with in the first 10 seconds of each episode
@justaviewer8328
@justaviewer8328 5 жыл бұрын
Breaking News! Florida Man Gives Advice To Other Florida Men And Gets Them Killed!
@TheEmodarkangel19
@TheEmodarkangel19 4 жыл бұрын
12:20 * involuntarily takes deep breath *
@Vennovia
@Vennovia 5 жыл бұрын
the moment when you realize the second person was a rug muncher, let that sink in..
@melodramaticdragon5826
@melodramaticdragon5826 4 жыл бұрын
That's a euphemism, isn't it
@ThePoetTree
@ThePoetTree 4 жыл бұрын
??????
@darkmonger6244
@darkmonger6244 3 жыл бұрын
@@welshieranger4697 XD
@christopherkompar4016
@christopherkompar4016 4 жыл бұрын
I've been dealing with some stuff for a very long time, and your videos are a quiet respite for me. Thank you for making them.
@sebbi8762
@sebbi8762 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like a book. Should I set the author's house on fire? " "No" "Oh so I should the author himself on fire" Now listen here you little shi-
@SummerRene
@SummerRene 4 жыл бұрын
8:47 *ONION BOI*
@sundrop2363
@sundrop2363 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly the lines actually do sound like something out of Welcome to Nightvale I swear lol
@1216jimmyz
@1216jimmyz 5 жыл бұрын
A video game that looks deep into the mind of Gray and his inner "voices"....hahaha...It's "Florida Man Simulator 2019"
@alexlaffoon1632
@alexlaffoon1632 4 жыл бұрын
I have been recently been binge watching this channel and it boggles my mind that there are so many games with this exact premise.
@Knobster826
@Knobster826 3 жыл бұрын
13:50 *HE HAS PREDICTED THE FUTURE*
@Thaghettosprincess
@Thaghettosprincess 4 жыл бұрын
“... or are you gonna become someone else by skimming them, wearing it and *me from the other room* “B BRO!”
@cassieboylol5012
@cassieboylol5012 4 жыл бұрын
5:57 ok i laughed -a bit- A LOT
@jsinger4167
@jsinger4167 5 жыл бұрын
Teacher: and is how one man made everyone a florida man. billy dont slap her with that cheese burger in school
@alecsarmy3222
@alecsarmy3222 4 жыл бұрын
10:31 I’ve worked in a charity shop for a week (for work experience) and let me tell you, people steal for some reason Like out of all the shops it just had to be the one where everything is *extremely* cheap and is meant to help people in need 🙃
@roberttrebor8455
@roberttrebor8455 5 жыл бұрын
First minutes are full of death. I LOVE IT
@morcraft6433
@morcraft6433 4 жыл бұрын
1:13 is it just me or does this person looks like Frisk?
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
They do look like frisk
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