I Got Hired by the Government to Watch Adult Films - Dystopicon

[@GrayStillPlays]

I never meant to break the game this way...but what can you do I guess.

[@jdo6243]

GrayStillPlays ok damit

[@Euphoric_ghoul]

Ha lol

[@snickerusdown2002]

Gray have you considered playing hitman or more species

[@andrewodley123]

60 seconds after you upload. already got 82 comments on it... holy crap Gray

[@DanDino_]

GrayStillPlays I’m not even surprised anymore Gray.

[@the80hdgaming]

Rat Stomping Simulator 2019

[@R.G414]

GlenAbbey Farms aka hardcore Logan Paul simulator

[@enigmaodell6806]

do you mean every rpg.

[@the80hdgaming]

UwU Hey Monika More rats, more shoes to stomp with and better graphics... 🤣

[@aenightzz]

GlenAbbey Farms Sims logic

[@merchantziro4285]

More rats damnit

[@pyglik2296]

Total money earned: 10.42$ Gray's money: 500.42$ Weird that government didn't notice anything suspicious...

[@bachri7721]

Game: I'm already insane. Gray: *Hold my rats.*

[@emptyricebowl]

can we just.. stop these comments

[@bachri7721]

@@emptyricebowl Never.

[@threesofthree6100]

I can just imagine Gray walking up to a government official with two fistfuls of finely stomped rats, waiting for his money.

[@danielthrelfall1946]

I turned the like number to 666, *you’re cursed haha* (dad’s account) *it’s the curse of gray*

[@rek1reki]

Savage Yoongi no

[@phiefer3]

"Sir, someone has earned enough money to buy a permit in under a month" "What? How is that possible? Is there even enough hours in a day for him to have watched that much TV?" "I have no idea. He hardly even turned on the TV until we gave him porn" "Then how in the world did he make any money?" Gray:

[@ethanhampl1520]

ok this is funny

[@Wehiremonkeys]

If this was real they would make up something stupid to stop him leaving. Look at the UK government, they could've left the EU the moment the results came in but they didn't.

[@_Abjuranax_]

Maybe Gray is the Pied Piper of Pornhub, lol.

[@gman235]

More like 2 wheelbarrowfuls of rats

[@Soken50]

@@Wehiremonkeys oh yeah leaving the EU is that simple, why did nobody just declare they left and called it a day. *sounds of Irish civil war and nationwide shortages*

[@zFREE11]

government: “ok gray, watch tv for us” gray: kills rats instead *government has left the chat*

[@kokichiouma1831]

Government: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

[@doctorludwigstein3827]

Government: *surprise pikachu face*

[@dragonhorse4029]

Government: No, this is not how you’re supposed to play the game

[@hunnitmanjuuve2404]

Sometimes it be like it do

[@Thisismychannelname-real]

Government: why are we here just to suffer

[@PsychOsmosis]

*Gray:* "I'm going to be a law abiding citizen and follow the government's instructions!" *Gray, moments later:* "Let's look out the window a bunch of times and make money killing rats instead of watching TV!!"

[@ACatThatCantSing]

(Finely stomps rats into a rat paste which can then be used as an endless fuel source for the blocaine-snorting drug addicts that made this game)

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@ACatThatCantSing I read that as "blocaine-sorting drugs" Not drug addicts, just drugs.

[@thejfkexperience682]

Rats: *Exist* Gray: *Harvests the rats' organs to make more money*

[@rhysjonsmusic]

Rats: *Exist* Gray: Its free real estate

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Aaron Starkes glory to Gray, i was traumatized by rats🙇

[@sfsaviation]

redyehyo i was going to say something but i think we'll just leave it at that

[@willf.4590]

It's like Exoptable Money, but the world is horrible from the start and it's not the player's fault.

[@jaidora]

I mean Florida Man can turn those giblets into appetizers so why not?

[@TheBossManBoss319]

“People demand to be let out side of their house. I didn’t know I was locked in!” Me: Mood

[@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788]

This actually sounds like a world gray created

[@nathansingleton7532]

He probably will if he hasn't already lol

[@rorykirklnd8957]

oh my god this game was designed to show grey what quality of life for his victims in his games is like

[@doomislav5791]

lol yep he has to live in one of his sim dystopias

[@TheJodake]

@@doomislav5791 Though, of course, he proved that it was no problem at all if you're smart enough.

[@zetjet9901]

It really does!

[@LilyAvarA]

Goverment: gives children bread. Grey: thats a human person!

[@SamZilla24]

i sang that like bill wurtz

[@slashstabslice8672]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYmQnIKojt6aaq8

[@LilyAvarA]

Yes, holy crap I was looking for that video forever!

[@ethiopia_real]

@@SamZilla24 same

[@thechadsoutherner3155]

That's a human person bill wartzs

[@andromedaphoenix]

Me at the start of the video: hm, this is actually a really interesting premise for a dystopia, its original. Gray: *breaks the entire dystopia killing rats*

[@proxy4620]

Dystopia of boredom, loneliness, depression, unfair rules and fees, and lethargy... Unless you kill rats in which case you can get whatever you want so it's not SO bad.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

It reminds me of those who walk away from omelas. It got that similar thing of it seeming like a Utopia at first

[@merchantziro4285]

Yeah that sounds like Grey all right

[@The_Real_Ryan]

THE TRINITY INFORMS YOU THAT YOU HAVE DIED

[@thebushdoger]

Ryan what does trinity mean

[@The_Real_Ryan]

TheBlueDoggy it’s the government in the game.

[@thebushdoger]

Ryan I have just discover because I was watching the video while in the comments

[@kc2642]

TheBlueDoggy I love how you’re worried what the trinity is while he’s some how getting money by stomping rats in to powder... I wonder if that’s what’s in the drugs.

[@schonnj]

That's nice of them.

[@Tahkaullus01]

*The Universe:* Finally we have created a game where the aim is to combat the sadness, there's no way Gray can turn this around! *Gray:* So, let's farm rats.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

The Universe: "I'm still going to go ahead and call this one a win"

[@thunderlordabove420]

"so I started harvesting"

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Government: your only options are to watch tv or die Gray: doing an Irish step dance over 10,000 rats racking up fat stacks Government: *bows out cause gray has broken their will*

[@purplefish2787]

How did you make those letters so big?

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Purplefish 278 an asterisk on each side of the sentence. * like this with no space *

[@purplefish2787]

This is not my real name. *So you mean like this?*

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Purplefish 278 yes.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@purplefish2787 you can also do _this_ and -this- by doing _ this _ or - this -

[@anaustralian1554]

this game 2019: stay inside, watch tv, die of boredom us: oh ha cool game 2020: *coronavirus* us: ...

[@univxerse5568]

This game 2019: rioting, protests, police brutally Us: lol, crazy. 2020: gotcha bi$&

[@cardboardhawks6783]

MILA -mila not to mention curfew.

[@twiztidyournutz]

Preprogrammed

[@lunlunmoon6880]

don't forget the blm movment

[@kybercat7]

WHERES MY EUTHANASIA MACHINE DAMMIT , THIS GAME LIED TO ME!

[@rudradubey7519]

“Sh*t did I forget to eat”- only Florida man can say this

[@janehadziomerovic8964]

I say this all the time 😅

[@somewhathuman7593]

I say that every day..... I literally forgot I have to eat

[@bretginn1419]

I have actually forgotten if I ate something one day or not.

[@crysiscontained4421]

@@somewhathuman7593 I forget to eat a lot... I blame it on not being able to taste.

[@ericbambach3222]

Have you met the consumer of all time as we know it, the Civilization games? 😅

[@ohmandubz]

Normal people: There is way to much wrong with our planet Gray: is that a contest?

[@swazmarthy5929]

A summary of any GrayStillPlays video: Humanity: *exists* Gray: So you have chosen death

[@manictiger]

Gray: "Against the power of Gray, there can be no victory. We must join with him, human. We must join with Gray. It would be wise, my friend." Humanity: "Tell me, 'friend', when did Gray the wise abandon reason for madness?!" Gray: "I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!"

[@Relyt2442]

Replace "humanity" with literally anything.

[@highclasswhitetrash9027]

@@manictiger fking love it.

[@kc2642]

I love how people haven’t pointed out yet that we don’t know how he gets money from beating rats in to a fine powder... I wonder if that’s what’s in the drugs.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

There is a serious shortage of meat, fish and protein in the country The Trinity rules over.

[@bigbeans202]

Could likely be the trinity paying him to help stop infestations

[@TheArklyte]

@@SurprisinglyDeep considering the whole thing is based around the panic of "robots took our jobs"?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@TheArklyte I assume the world population in the computer game world is higher than in real life. I assume the rise in unemployment among married and unmarried couples led to lots of "mistake babies" being born. (If a couples is living off $50 a month or so after paying for essentials, I can understand why they'd take a foolish "gamble" on unprotected sex rather than pay $10 for condoms.) I assume in this world after the rapid increase in the number of "mistake babies" the Trinity would make sure everyone at least had enough food. Theres only so much soil for android farmworkers to farm and harvest. The only way then to produce enough food for everyone (assuming they're already using GMO high yield plants and vertical farming) is to somehow divert crops destined for other uses. Most of the crops people farm today in the real world are used to raise animals for meat, so a natural thing to do is to cull most of the animals and divert the crops for humans consumption. Also theres only so many fish that can be fished from the seas and "farmed" in tanks and artificial ponds. Presumably in the computer game world people can sell the insects they find to the insect farms and insect "processing plants" that exist in that world, just like people in real life sometimes sell their cows directly to a slaughterhouse. I know that cows and chickens could be feed using insects. However I assume that The Trinity acted rashly dealing with the population crisis. www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053187/cropland-map-food-fuel-animal-feed www.fastcompany.com/40454212/this-automated-cricket-farm-is-designed-to-make-bugs-a-mainstream-source-of-protein

[@TheArklyte]

@@SurprisinglyDeep so, how high are your claim? 50 billion? 100 billion? More? Because you know, we can feed upward of 30 billion with NOWADAY tech and no need to get to vertical farming if we terraform Sahara and Australia alone. Because all you need is heat(global warming says hello), water(once again, polar caps we've melted) and carbon(wonder what else is mentioned a lot when people talk about anthopogenic climate change, huh?) to turn desrt sands into the biomass rich soil. And a lot of workers... like for example androids? You're also suggesting to misuse oceans. Not to mention the little fact that you can just synthesize the biomass at certain technological level completly sidestepping growing part of the equation.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

"Thanks to Citizen Gray, the entire city became nearly rat free. Citizen Gray had gained immense practice and skill in killing rats with his bare hands. He was able to leverage that skill into creating a very successful low cost pest control company. He was also able to solve the problem of the meat shortage at the same time."

[@jonkeathegamer]

"Citizen Gray has turned the Trinity into a dictatorship and has declared war on the rats of the world. Long live Lord Gray."

[@renfloyd7595]

this game hits a little different in 2020

[@Keshlynne]

We had no idea that this game was a predictor of what's to come...

[@brokeboysteven5076]

😭I was just thinking that

[@shadowtheobserver7819]

69 likes

[@thorodinson292]

I mean, it's not THAT bad.

[@Dramalover2299]

I might have screamed a little when the mannequin came out of the closet, thinking it was a the previous resident's body.

[@CosplayZine]

Same

[@YedidahMVO]

I was actually hoping it was another resident, that would've been interesting

[@noyou7525]

I nearly sh*t myself lol

[@danate3849]

how is it even nearly scary this video is supposed to be funny

[@Interestking]

@@danate3849 It was half a second out of a 15 minute video.

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

"Members of the government must set an example" There it is, the least believable part of this game

[@proxy4620]

The rest of the game just seems to be a chronically depressed person's life but mandatory and with more fees. But that part was stretching it.

[@speakerbox3602]

We all laughed at this, and then quarantine hit us man. We all be going insane 😂

[@twiztidyournutz]

What the hell is going on?

[@RingoA]

@@twiztidyournutz People are going insane. That or people are losing more brain cells apparently. (Not talking about you)

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

This feels a lot more differently then than now, man I want to get out…

[@halaman9500]

Yup

[@hannerieboshoff842]

*Me who has been insane since 2018*

[@revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252]

Dystopicon: *exists* Gray: *I'm about to end this whole man's career*

[@germanvisitor2]

Dystopicon: "Joke's on you! I do not have a career."

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

as opposed to ending that half man's career

[@Lelouchxzero1]

Game: this is is what you do Gray: And this is what I am going to do. ERROR

[@tyl3nolmusic646]

Gary101

[@Roryrob0t]

yooo that comic of whats going on outside when he first looks out the window..........yikes. too real.

[@rinsatsuki2417]

Government: watch tv for money! Grey: *insert the spiderman meme, where he beats the ground with a hammer, except add a rat underneath the hammer.* 40 bucks per rat!

[@LizardWithWingss]

Gray: "What is going outside the window?" Me: "My brain after watching this gameplay"

[@enderavis692]

When the mannequin fell out I literally freaked out. It scared the freak out of me.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Me too man.

[@CaptStinkwater]

this game used to be funny, now its a little surreal.

[@the7thwreck]

'End the curfew'.... So very apt, this game was ahead of its time.😂

[@CanIget1000Subs]

Government before gray : we must save the country The aftermath of gray : kids watch horror movies

[@Music-th1ll]

Can I get 5000 Subs? Lol

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Gray could crash the Government in Animal Crossing.

[@jaspy7779]

Japan

[@METALMAN4Wii]

@@jaspy7779 No Japan they don't tax you to death and your job pays you in cash, plus they have freedom.

[@cockroachteeth]

"$40!, I'm already miraculously wealthy!" - gray

[@jonkeathegamer]

I mean, when you look at the pay of this world.. He's not wrong.

[@GreekJerky]

Gray saying “alright” immediately rids me of all the stress that I’ve been dealing with all day. Laying in bed and watching your vids has become a habit that won’t be broken. Love you Gray. Keep makin us happy.

[@YoGizmo353]

Gray is a rare breed of gaming KZbinr. He's one of the only gaming KZbinrs I know who refrain from the mainstream games and turns indie games, normally boring to watch, into an entertaining, hilarious ~20 minute show. He's definitely one of the better KZbinrs in this day and age, and he never fails to make me laugh when I watch his videos. Keep it up Gray, much love.

[@miriam9988]

oh my god I feel those letters now

[@morganrobinson8042]

This government clearly has a lot to learn from Grey about running a true dystopia.

[@Barnesyrasta]

Damn this hittin different during the quarantine.

[@dracoispotato8411]

Rat: exists Gray: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@ziggywolf4221]

Citizens: So, what’s on the menu today government? Government: it’s people, it’s always people

[@butters461]

SH*T Did i forget to eat *me laughing while Gray forgets to live*

[@SeedlessProductions]

I appreciate how accurate that first comic was. *throws tomato at cops* *beatings commence*

[@PaladinVII]

Getting a little too realistic in 2020.

[@paandora]

wow gray was playing in the future cause it really seems like corona quarantine

[@Flanneryschickens]

2020 watching this from self-isolation

[@rayaviii]

this game did not age well.

[@robbiantonia]

I came here to make this exact comment😂

[@link_team3855]

hm. kinda think it aged TOO well...

[@MrsRen]

This is disturbing now...

[@MightBeASyren]

This game: a virtual game where you have to stay inside, riots, police brutally, etc. Us: Crazy, this will never happen 2020: Ha, you thought.

[@Lucas-ez9uo]

Watching this feels like my everyday in Quarantine

[@graveantelol]

This hits different now that quarantine is active

[@tatianapormann2476]

Who's watching this in quarantine? Omg relatable af

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

This is proof that bots are bought. There's no way somebody actually put a membership to GSP for a bot

[@robertcashie3292]

Epic foreshadowing for what's going on today

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Rewatching this in June 2020 is a trip

[@samanthafisher3308]

Just wait till u watch it in December

[@bbbttt3548]

Never thought 6 months ago we would be living this.

[@dani_rose]

Oh, it's 2020 in a game

[@_Killkor]

*Gray:* I love killing rats. They give me money! *The Trinity:* Don't tell Gray, those rats are actually real people changed through our inhumane experiments. He's doing the dirty work for us...

[@rambo111ism]

*Trinity worker:* "sorry boss, i already have" *Gray:* * intensified smashing * "good... gooood"

[@jonkeathegamer]

Gray: Finds out. Gray chuckling: Even better, lol.

[@phoenixblain6966]

Gray, I found your channel about a month ago, my first video was your sims video on the endless hallway, and I just want to say I absolutely love your channel and you're the only KZbinr I can confidently say that I love every single video I watch. Your lust for destruction and the misery of all who dare share the same plane of existence with you is my exact type of humor and I love that you just break every single game you play because that's exactly what I do as well. I get excited seeing your video notifications every day and I just want to let you know you're awesome 😁

[@elizabethdirksen]

This hits differently in late 2020

[@calebfitzgerald1395]

This sounds like what's going on now minus getting payed to watch tv

[@berserkerrex4411]

Anybody else finding the scenario of being locked in your house until the government says you can leave to be a bit too relevant?

[@marissaann1901]

Nah, since nobody said you can't leave your house lol Go outside, get fresh air

[@Iojima]

THIS CONTENT FEELS SO DIFFERENT AND MORE RELATABLE NOW WHAT THE HELL

[@torielizabeth6217]

This hits different in june 2020

[@dangozen590]

This is just 2020 in a nutshell

[@leviathanqueen3780]

Anyone realize how part of this game predicted end of may/start if june

[@lazycook9565]

So, if killing something as small as rats earns you money, what happens when you go on a genocide? Do you just get trillions and billions amount of money?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

The Trinity: "Nyet, comrade! The rats are worth money because they can be converted into the ingredient in the tasty protein powder sauce coating which is used in the making of the "toppings and sauce" of the $2 pizzas. Is not possible to turn human being into tasty protein powder sauce ingredient. Also workers is needed to till the fields of the wheat farms used for the making of the pizza dough."

[@thepurplebow]

This job already exists... it's called being an assasin!!!

[@winterwolf6910]

Yes, it’s a position called “politician”

[@rccj13097]

This feels to real now

[@TheFran2555]

This hit different now

[@NathanWhitford]

my god... did this game predict the future? being locked in our houses due to a disease? people "resisting" those orders what the hell?

[@enyotheios2613]

Body falls out of the closet- Covers mouth in terror. Scrolls over to see it's a mannequin- Continues to cover mouth as I break down in tears laughing.

[@derp_wolf9688]

Enyo Theios I the effect it has on the character -1 hunger +3 “fun”

[@graceschweighofer4337]

can’t go outside, police are everywhere, riots... is this 2020?

[@danate3849]

theres police everywhere in florida?

[@unknowngod8221]

Uhh look outside the USA and tell me it is the same as the USA?

[@thomasmendoza9754]

The funny thing is this is what has become of life for 2 months in 2020. March to May and possibly June in some places.

[@kirajones1962]

This game is what 2020 has come down to

[@zackinator1439]

My favorite part is that at the end it says "Total Money Earned $10.42", which taking into account he spent money on other stuff as well, he made all 500 of the dollars dancing on rat corpses

[@samosatheena]

im watching this from the lockdown. everything hits too real

[@landoncarnley972]

Why can I see this happening in the future while in quarantine

[@Electrobyte9797]

"Alright, so we're checking out" Ah. The words of a god.

[@B0ssguy]

Alright, so we’re checking out the only KZbin channel where a crazy guy repeatedly tries to torture people with Florida, it’s GrayStillPlays

[@AI-hl5xl]

since that spongebob meme, all i heard is "Ight, so we're checking out" :v

[@Daggz]

This game is just the cities gray builds in the perspective of his civilians.

[@legionella1298]

This did not age well. Love it! Where is my rat?

[@iliterallycanteven9790]

This game kind of sounds... familiar... 2020?

[@emeraldcoyotes9763]

I was eating cake and a big blaring sound hit my ears so loud I jumped and now my cake is on the floor.... GRAYYYYY!

[@madisnzz]

I can’t believe almost 2 years ago this wasn’t considered normal.

[@AlexFlorimbio]

"Maybe you feel like you're wasting your time in front of a screen; spending money instead of saving it as your life passes by day by day" I'm in this video and I don't like it

[@13lhgh]

Way to predict the future

[@Bunjee98]

I live in Australia, so I've been playing the real life version of this game my whole life, the story line is the same but the graphics are awesome.

[@BunnaySango]

This is far too close to reality right now

[@gideonmele1556]

March 2020 Simulator

[@dngr_412]

Well, watching this in 2020 feels apt

[@123ca1]

ooo this didnt age well, all we need is the rat stompin!

[@ghjkghkklllvvfdqq138]

This game is from the futur by futur i mean 2020

[@Song_of_Orpheus]

just me or dose this game like almost fully predict 2020

[@Beeeeeeef]

wow its Quarantine Simulator

[@GranRey-0]

Maybe this was just predicting the future job market during COVID-19.

[@ida-mariebendixen2085]

This is really strange to watch during the Corona quaratine.

[@groupeffort2834]

when you are watching the game in 2020 and realise it predicted the future.

[@kylevance8456]

Sounds like where we're heading today

[@sef11996]

This aged... Weirdly.

[@kayacarmen]

*coronavirus simulator*