I got rich sending rockets to SPACE in Cities Skylines 2!

[@scottishduck88]

That might be my favorite Story Time with Matt so far. Glad Paddy is okay.

[@hariskhan01]

It's my first I got lucky finding this channel that my older brother used to watch.

[@olsein]

If that happens again Matt, use conserved asparagus. It seals it self around the sticks. We gone trough the same scenario as you 😅

[@broklond]

Poo köfte is an image I didn't want in my head, but I'm glad Paddy was okay

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

I laughed waaaaay too hard at that story... especially the line "it came out the same way it went in except it's poo"

[@TheMentorOfMomos]

how the hell did paddy's intestines manage to keep the wooden stick in one piece amazes me...

[@Larbydarg]

Game: People are complaining about noise. Matt: I will build residential homes next to an airport.

[@yellowyuzu1311]

It's veiny

[@jimmymcgoochie5363]

In today’s episode: Matt can’t impoort sewage; Jeb sneaks into the wrong game to fly a rocket; And a fun(?) anecdote about a poo on a stick.

[@Feninx]

*bass boosted top gear theme*

[@SuprSBG]

@@Feninxbum budadabum badadada bum badadada daaaaa

[@monad_tcp]

nooo, importing sewage, trash and nuclear waste is basically free money.

[@chengzeli-jr7gb]

To save money on fuel for snacks, Bill went all in to increase the specific impulse

[@katanah3195]

That either is already a mod or needs to be one, import sewage and get paid to take it.

[@AlexBeveridge-t8i]

Matt couldn’t conquer the earth, so he went and colonised space instead. Perfect British attitude

[@Lantanoid-05]

Mah cua conquh the eah so je weht anh COLONISED spach insteh. Pefect British attidued Just a translation for my🇺🇲 buddys

[@BladeScraper]

very british of him

[@mrcyberslayer6095]

Thats what we do in tea land

[@theaveragejoe5720]

Even though the British have never done either👀

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

@@theaveragejoe5720 Well...they could start, if it wasnt defunded to zero.

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

How to say you've never lived anywhere near an airport without saying it 😂 The noise complaints are going to be *astronomical* both near the space station and airport. Airports are _so freaking loud_

[@BladeScraper]

that movie star is going to have his ears and windows blown out with every rocket launch 😂

[@denizalicesme9797]

Yeah bro like why would you want to live next to an airport like do you go to work everyday with the plane or something? 😂

[@monad_tcp]

that's one way of solving that pesky "rent is too high" problem. just build housing next to the airport.

[@capitalinventor4823]

Airports are quiet. Airplanes are loud. One may live fairly close to an airport as long as it isn't on the flight path. If one lives on a flight path then it may be quite a distance from an airport and still be very noisy because of the airplanes. There are some cities that have airports so busy that it doesn't really matter where one lives. It's just how much of an impact the planes make on your life. I visited London, England back in 2018 and the planes bothered me. I live in the capital of Canada on one of the flight paths of the international airport and hardly notice the airplanes at home.

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

@@capitalinventor4823 Ottawa is almost twice as big as London, and YOW has a _sixth_ of the air traffic of LHR. It makes sense that LHR would bother you more. Not to mention, distance matters. All of the houses in the game are within a mile of the airport. A Boeing 737 is 90dB a mile away. Above the threshold of danger.

[@demonstructie]

3:08 "we have noise pollution, high crime, traffic, and lack of entertainment. Ok let's work on entertainment" This guy would be an instant hire at my city council with those priorities.

[@sixaout1982]

Next video : Matt having to deal with people who built their house right next to the airport complaining about the noise

[@fruitfulconnoisseur]

Matt you connected the sewage line to a existing sewage line to import instead try connecting a new sewage outlet to the outside world not connected to your sewage network

[@DuckOfRubber]

11:33 Obviously. The most desirable neighborhoods in any city are always right next to the airport.

[@lucash8234]

I live near an air force base, so same difference. I love it. 🙄

[@budgbuddy]

explains the higher cost of living near airports 😂

[@SvenIronhand]

Thanks for all the awesome videos Matt! Also thanks for all the awesome engineering knowledge! I've learned a lot and gained a great interest in civil engineering thanks to you!

[@GhostOfLorelei]

Builds international airport to bring in tourists. Puts tourist attraction (space center) in a place that already has airport and can't be accessed from other areas... Nice.

[@derrickkathcart1772]

"It thousands of feet in the air it'll be cheaper" this is the famous engineer thought its easier. Workers "sigh" about that, the logistics department quoted us 54,000,000$ each trip up the hill 😂

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

Truely is "We can build a cannon hudereds of meters long and have it filled with powder everywhere to keep constant pressure on top of a mountain, so it will be cheaper then any rocket!" moment.

[@ScooterBond1970]

As someone who lived thru the Challenger disaster in the 80s, seeing that rocket disappear in a cloud of smoke was a bit disturbing. 😬

[@jacobhoffman2553]

you were traumatized huh

[@MegaroadProducciones]

"Oh, I'm making the poo go in the river. Well, never mind, that's Future Matt's problem, not mine."

[@sween187]

Make a small lake at the bottom of the poo dam, to collect, then add in a load of oumping stations and directly export it (exporting tanted water)

[@LeventÇakir8189]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noahwheadon]

You should call the prison architraz for all of the architects that will be going there

[@rockino2562]

3:07 I'm glad you have your priorities sorted out there. Straight to entertainment lol

[@millygd955]

OMG I have a black lab too and she ate a BUNCH of fruit skewers (with the sticks). Love the antics of a lab

[@IsacLenon]

I would like to see Matt playing that game called "Megapolis", its pretty old game about making "The City of your Dreams", the game may goes pretty slow but its really chill (at least to me) And the best part: It has *TRAINS*🚄

[@wookie-zh7go]

As someone who's spoken to a lot of engineers, I can confirm they would quite happily live here

[@MewoCatto]

10:44- That really was a Kerbal Space Program move.

[@Irreverent_Radiation]

Every City Skylines video is a blessing.

[@FaraazAhmad]

Now I understand why engineers are required to take humanities courses

[@TonoYT2]

Just came to say that you have eternally warped my definition of “efficient”

[@tarrantwolf]

Oh no, I've seen the kind of rockets Matt makes, this is NOT going to end well.

[@mattsisoler6125]

That was my first thought…”Wait, who in their right mind would give Matt the ability to launch rockets after the Kerbal Space Programs?!” 🤣

[@Topthorn05]

Hey Matt, love the videos. Could you add another river or channel for poo dam and waste water in your next video, it would look great.

[@nyx_cooks]

Matt, as you’ve been branching into airports, what are your opinions on the huge interchange near Heathrow??

[@coconutcore]

Thanks for story time, Matt. I’ll be thinking about that for the rest of my life. 👍

[@secretarchiveofabobabasein1908]

I wonder how big Engitwopia will be by the end of the series lol

[@deepamogha9756]

You should also make a high density slum of 10000 people. Use that for finishing demands of high density 😊😊

[@deepamogha9756]

Isn't that unique?😅😅

[@joemortensen]

Instead of importing sewage you can create a bunch of coal power plants. I successfully created a poop river in my city by making ~15 large coal power plants. The trick is to look at the water usage of buildings because however much water they use is how much sewage they generate. The biggest thing to watch out for is keeping them all fed with enough coal - you'll probably want to create separate outside road connections for every 3-4 coal power plants or you'll have trouble importing it. Or you'll need to spread them across your city next to all your coal mines to help balance traffic and internal travel times

[@Erekose2023]

Headline in local paper: - "Primary Astronaut named: Jebediah Kerman :_ Read more about him on page 4" 10 minutes later roads out of city gridlocked as population plummets

[@fieldie]

11:45 Matt, have you just drawn the Manscaped logo? 😂

[@davidjr.janobas9672]

Matt has been Hired a European Space Agency (ESA) Launching Rockets to get Internet Satellite Like Starlink

[@theglaucusblue]

Hearing Matt's story about Paddy eating the wooden stick reminds me of when my cat ate a thin leather bracelet and I was so excited to see a poo bracelet a few days later. Glad Paddy was ok.

[@incubus_the_man]

"I got rich sending rockets to SPACE in Cities Skylines 2!" What's next, are you going to buy Chirper and rename it Xer and plop down an automotive manufacturing plant?

[@Timothybos]

Try making a series of pootopia towers (each one a little lower than the previous), each with a dam. The poo flows from one tower, to the next, and the next, and so on.

[@Silvermoonshadow]

I think the dam needs to also be connected to high voltage lines on either end. I believe that is what the notification signs are on the dam.

[@Wicksta473]

Yeah, eventually he'll have to, that is what happened when I made my poo dam. He will also need the education levels too, but I think hes good on those.

[@heavyarms55]

What happens if you dig a hole right up at the edge of the map? Can you just dump your sewage off the edge? You could build a poo canal all the way to the edge!

[@bobcarn]

OMG. I started LOLing when you were working on the poo and trying to figure out how to get more, and now I can't stop.

[@theprogrammer1]

18:45 - I think you meant to say "unfortunately, it does mean down here is gonna get *poo*lluted down here"

[@Farls]

I'm not sure how legit most of these engineering building tips are, but I'm saving them! 😂

[@Snowwie88]

In CS1 you had just way MORE sewage outlets. Here there are only a few. I think you just need to ploink down 100 of those things filling up that ring.

[@monad_tcp]

CS1 basically create sewage out of thin air for the outlet without any regard to the total water consumed

[@MrGreat2489]

Matt,you can make money from parking.Just put trees,grass or wide sidewalks on the roads and increase demand and since people have nowhere else to park,you can charge them max

[@leviboyd6109]

Story time is funny but disturbing at the same time thanks Mat

[@TheCatstronaut]

so thats why my cat-doorbell has been ringing every 5 minutes cause of RCESP Real Civil Engineer Space Program

[@Makujah_]

Your city attracts a lot of tourists! Like 300'000 of em per video!

[@Baconateoffical]

Have you noticed Matt has 1.99 million subs? He needs 1k more to get to 2 million subs. I really want him to get to 2 million. 😀

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

*10k haha

[@CrystalENVT]

Honestly, this episodes "Story Time with Matt" was a bit horrifying to me. The fact that he had the thought of "this skewer is a bad thing for Paddy to have eaten", & then didn't take Paddy to the Vet is BAFFLING to me.

[@RobertShippey]

He probably did. I’m sure Matt doesn’t put every single detail into his story times.

[@AbsoIutelyJack]

So close to 2 million subs, We neet to get there!

[@Ahjusshi_Brown]

Don’t you need water flow for the dam to generate power? As long as all that pop is stationary, you’re not gonna make any money from it 😭

[@AspiringD3v]

Skylines 2 should definitely take a shot at orbital and moon cities, they could probably do much better than Anno

[@coreydolt8251]

A good engineer would never blame the contractor, because they know the contractor will find a way to bring the cost back on the engineer.

[@TenableMold]

Video idea - Underground city - Try to put as much of a city underground as you can and see what happens. 🤷‍♂️

[@capitalinventor4823]

It's weird to see Matt happy about 8M saved up after watching ImKibtz find out in his last CS2 video that the game won't let you have more than 2B in funds and and he was making 13M an hour. Of course he doesn't have magnificent bridges like you do which take up a lot of maintenance.

[@Wicksta473]

I havent hit that cap yet,but my city was also making about 12-13 mil an hour. It definitely feels like it easier to build a successful city in CS2.

[@DrakeossDragoon]

Suggestion: The new area of town by the airport to be named "Posterior Place" a nice fancy name for people that want to think are fancy and yet with the noise it makes living there Poopy. lol

[@jordanmclain8709]

I love the beautiful chaos of this city

[@jedrekgv6381]

👇 Petition to play Mindustry again!

[@mynxone]

+1 to whoever told him he could import sewage. You made my day.

[@GabrielMartin-gj7rl]

Love the Preston and camman colabs

[@EricBurns1]

FYI you can change the color lines when doing transportation. I do 1 color per terminal.

[@Vollce]

I like how Matt always makes the highways the biggest mess possible.

[@GEN9100]

Oh my word, the best story time with matt. lol

[@joeloreilly2953]

Best government ever. "People are mad about crime, noise pollution, and lack entertainment. Let's give them some parks"

[@AbsoIutelyJack]

14:55 Why's it boiling? Haha.

[@ThatBeTheQuestion]

Dagnabbit. There's no playlist for this series and they're not named consistently, so I missed something between building the dam and whatever will happen in this video, but I have no idea what or which videos to watch.

[@livesdakoun]

i adopetd my dog from the street and he probably used to eat a lot of sticks there because the first poops were always full of stick parts and sometimes blood :c anyways, it was about 8 years ago and now he is really healthy so I guess we did a good job taking care of him =D (just comented it to say "i get you" about your story hahah)

[@Kalabajooie]

Around these parts, we call an interchange like the one at your airport a "ball-du-sac".

[@blob0000]

I don't know how but my city is making 8 million an hour. Yes, that's right. 8 million dollars per HOUR

[@ffoxdd]

The details only load in when you zoom in, so there's no need, but also no harm.

[@Poison-c8k]

Matt SICK vid keep up the good work

[@MrGrimm73]

[1:06] should've called it alcrapAtraz lol 😂

[@xxSeanVxx]

Engitwopia!!!! The best place on Earth.

[@alexanderhenry5294]

Matt we’ve been waiting patiently for weeks. Now we’re asking. Where are the beavers!!

[@Catraaa]

5:40 whats a -space center- international airport?(i thought the big one was the space center but apparently its just a plain airport?) without truck nuts! Or space nuts? That'll attract the tourists!

[@ollie_on_fire]

As someone who lives near an international airport, you do NOT want to live by them. There is no real convenience in it being close, you just have to deal with flights all day and night, waking you up and even rumbling the ground if you're close enough.

[@arjunvadrevu]

This was the best story time by far

[@itcat_x2605]

17:08 missed the opportunity for a Turdbines pun.

[@joyl7842]

"Our city is pretty big" 😄 Mine is over 400k population and still expanding!

[@ShineHatfield]

Coming from someone who lives under a departing path of the San Francisco Airport, it is not fun living so close to the airport 😂

[@LabGoblin]

Can you click on the double ended arrow on the sewage pipe on the border and change it to just an input arrow?

[@YouWontSeeuntilISAY]

Matt make sure to upgrade your power stations water stations and the New ChirpX and International airport

[@chrisstephenson8504]

I could watch you play this game for hour's!

[@Ryanlion_]

whats the best way to start a weekend?? With an RCE video.

[@Momchi_Cvetkov]

You can build a sewage treatment plant that simply has water pumps exporting poor quality water and you will gain even more money !

[@tplumb]

He made a 2 dimensional cross section of a knob with the international airport

[@joyl7842]

13:26 that's the most shiny poo I've ever seen!

[@FoxDog1080]

8:38 It's more expensive to import stuff at the top of a pillar

[@sheldonhart3930]

I Feel some type of way for your people, the things you're doing with the pooh waste is hilarious... lol ahhahhahhahhahha

[@alaksandr5569]

10:34 oh my... What a great view

[@vancouverstuff1]

Day 144 of asking Matt to add the Second Narrows Bridge, Ironworkers Memorial to the Wheel of Bridgetune It is a cantilevered truss bridge, carrying 6 lanes of traffic from Vancouver to North Vancouver in B.C. across the second narrowing of the Burrard Inlet. It's name comes from the fact that it collapsed twice during construction, which unalived 23 people in total (Hence the name, ironworkers memorial).

[@mjmcmonkey9604]

I can't be the only one that giggles at POOlluted 😂😂

[@Jemes265]

5:38 He didn't see the wholesome heart!

[@MikeD87916]

You can import poo if you have a treatment plant. I import a bunch and make money from it since I have excess capacity in my city.

[@Andyxws]

Engineers around the galaxy 🚀🧑‍🚀🚀

[@BurnHcr2]

Coming from a Sydneysider whose main airport has a curfew due to nearby homes, no, you don't want to live next to an airport.

[@EVEDaniel]

u must connect BOTH power lines the dam has to transfer 800 MW because the power lines only carry 400 mw each , basicaly the max your dam can transfer out of it is 800 MW because of the 2 power transformer things at both sides ofthe dam

[@Ghoulishblade]

"Always make sure you own the land before you start building." That's the least british thing I've ever heard on this channel.

[@aucunoui8610]

I was thinking that he said "cody sax" but it was "cul de sac"...man why are you using these words ?!😂

[@LuncherXD]

8:10 “hundred and thirty five million”