I Got Robbed While Dealing The Plug

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[@0ffendingeverybody]

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[@fearrogue]

That shit's given me deja vu dog But yeah that's why you keep yourself armed dude No shit you ain't built for it. Lol jk and shit

[@A-Clear_View]

25th like

[@KriziStar]

I would laugh too

[@jojomizugorou5305]

Everyone thinks they're Walter White until they're confronted with the possibility of being Walter Wiped off the face of the Earth

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Wow (chefs kiss) what a perfect way to put it Jojo.

[@lukecowley470]

gawd dayum what a comment

[@LdnbabyJ61xx]

Walter white wiped himself out 🤔

[@macncheesejayden]

I really don't understand how this man's stories keep getting crazier! XD

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I've made a lot of poor decisions in my past MacNCheeseJayden. Which is great cause now I have content instead of just trauma

[@Immotamerican]

tik tok says your making your stories up

[@DopeTracksOnly]

@@Immotamericanwho cares about tik tok dude

[@Immotamerican]

@@DopeTracksOnly fr

[@OfficialMinecrafCow]

@@Immotamerican tiktok is shit filled wit brainrotted children who think they have an opinion

[@mangoandsteve]

"Luckily Crime Is Always Hiring" 😅 So true

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Probably the realest thing I've ever said

[@gamingforever9121]

@@0ffendingeverybodytrue and funny. Pro tip no need for a supplier if you can grow it yourself.😂

[@panmopsel]

@@gamingforever9121nope, you still need a supplier, but only once, and growing it yourself is another risk, but it is safer if you don’t know people

[@Redalti]

​@@0ffendingeverybody Bluds like a rapper......... They are always snitching an themselves

[@leoglekler1595]

That adrenaline you get in a life threatening situation and the feeling after you've made it makes you feel alive. SO ALIVE. You're just happy to survive, that's worth a good laugh :D

[@Moonshine449]

It really gives you more of an appreciation for life doesn’t it?

[@bestaround0]

ive just been binging ur videos and this comes out?? amazing timing

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Don't think just do BobTheButton. If you think this is wild your in for one hell of a surprise when you see my other vids

[@bestaround0]

​@@0ffendingeverybody just gonna say the outro definitely made me press the button

[@0ffendingeverybody]

@@bestaround0 It's hhhhhard to say no

[@bestaround0]

@@0ffendingeverybody 😏

[@bl1tz533]

4:27 oah yeah mate thats the big balls laugh.

[@lunaticgaming7967]

Is that what it is? I call it my crazy laugh because it makes NO SENSE why it's fucking happening!!! LMFAO

[@sohamgupta5609]

Bro found a way to make a masterclass on how to sell drugs 💀

[@isaacnewton1643]

Another banger. I guess your lucky u made a 1000 IQ play bc most ppl wouldn’t have.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You always gotta plan ahead Issac

[@Decay_theory]

this dude is like the uncle you meet once a year at charismas and he always tells story's about his past that lowkey, hit harder than any film ever made.

[@4verage3arthling]

His stories get more insane each time

[@gregorahlin6461]

damn he scraped the wall once and his 3 series turned into an a5

[@4ntwi]

ngl I would not have been that smart about that drug deal 😮‍💨😭

[@Harry-lx9hu]

"dont tell anyone who dosnt need to know" he says publicly on youtube

[@GeniusOverlord69]

Love that he admits to a literal crime

[@megbutler2478]

Bro drank the max charisma potion

[@ARSLENE]

Congrats for you to make it out without getting problems.

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

"dont tell anyone that dosent. Need. To. know." * Proceeds to post it on youtube *

[@hobeone1192]

I used to sell coke...it's not worth it.

[@HaraltarXfootball897]

My dad did… got arrested for 17 years twice. Def isn’t worth it, but he only served half each sentence bc half was on probation

[@oziumxf3882]

4:23 I like to call that the laugh of survival basically laughing after a really life or death situation.

[@SlimSpooky_Official]

Damn, i have two kids and a cooking job with no aspirations 🤣🤣

[@drivepov2585]

Got scared cause the bmw you used looks exactly like mine but then remembered I’m not a drug dealer

[@Fifteen03-qn2zw]

That’s my Beamer 😅

[@nr1strengthstackingtank701]

1

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Mr. Tank.

[@joysulislamjony]

Taking notes boss🔥🔥

[@leonardorockx1521]

4:30 funniest

[@soroush7144]

How tf you've never been to prison bro💀

[@DailyPetMemes024]

😂😂😂 we know this is not true, but nice video

[@WelcomeMicrosoft-bq4eb]

Calling 911 be ready

[@Environmental-Time]

🤓

[@fantasy_foexig1116]

New chains Fr XD

[@armanmoziri6367]

Walter

[@jinjiroo]

overplayed lol

[@jeansorrells2510]

He broke number 4

Your lawyer probably hate you

[@ToxicChef2009]

Bro might be a little to smart

[@nerdyguy1198]

yooooo

[@tuzik385]

Been selling for about 2 months now

[@k0phz.r6]

billy and chanis?

[@jh6819]

That’s why u Kerry a Glock in ur rary

[@Doodl3Dud3]

HOW DOES THIS GUY NOT GET ARRESTED FOR THIS? YOU JUST SAID YOU COMMITTED A CRIME. PLUS YOU JUST SAID HOW TO SELL DRUGS

[@liamjones1030]

Time limit for when crimes can be prosecuted

[@user-tr5vz8gn2u]

Also known as statue of limitations

[@johnwick5901]

There's a little thing called "evidence." In the court of law, anything without proper evidence or witnesses considered speculation at best

[@theholysaint4]

Nerd

[@grukaraveba]

Are you offended😂

[@PalFox-nr7vd]

you better dont do a face reveal couse police might get interested

[@Seth-gq7my]

They can't arrest him stupid

[@hanshosel7431]

Bro that was a 420 IQ play. Thank republican Jesus that you are still alive😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

They can't get rid of me that easily Hans

[@l2_linksklix]

Imagine du heißt ohne spaß hans💀💀💀💀

[@hanshosel7431]

@@l2_linksklix hans get the flammenwerfer

[@drowsyspook3455]

Republican jesus💀

[@Alexgaciopo]

LOL hans ist so ein opfer name um ehrlich zu sein@@l2_linksklix

[@laidz1]

Hey man, just wanted to say that I think your content and how you tell some of these stories are really authentic and fun to watch. Please keep up the good work!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Laidz. Got more bangers coming soon

[@Æfterall]

​@@youthallstarsYO WHAT 😭🙏

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What other wild topics should I make offensive videos about?

[@MandraMockups]

I got a quick info vid idea, something like your other how to videos, but this time about how to go through high school n make it actually livable

[@dukdukmoose123]

please do the LGBTQ community, you could offend people who have more than 7 1/2 brain cells...... maybe not, but at least they can get offended more than a sack of rotten potatoes

[@Shamanphair]

How to upset institutionalized people. e.g. Step 1: Say you didn't get vaxxed because "I just kinda get squeamish around needles, I hope that's cool, thanks for not judging."

[@vasiliarkhipov2121]

I was in the Marine Corps in Iraq and I was digging a trench to make bunkers. My buddy was out there with me on the ground and the siren went off that a mortar/rocket attack was incoming. We are out at this part of the base building a bunker specifically because it's too far away from other bunkers. So we have nowhere to go. We locked eyes, and I have no idea how, but with zero words we both agreed to get under the bulldozer I was operating. I slammed the blade into the deck, cut off the engine, leapt out of the thing, and went scrambling underneath the dozer. We were under there for like a second or two listening to the rounds impact the base and then we made eye contact. As soon as we did, we both burst into hysterical laughter. As each round hit, we laughed harder and harder. When it was over, we went back to work like it never happened. Now Marines are fucking psychos, so I'm not so sure it's good to be behaving in similar way, but at least you're not alone. ***Boring real reason: I studied what happens to the brain in combat(or any life and death crisis) and one of the things is you experience an extreme dopamine spike. Dopamine is what the most addictive drugs in the world elevate. So you were basically high as fuck during the confrontation. Then as soon as you knew you were safe, your body dumped a bunch more feel good biochemicals into you to reward you for surviving. Laughter is not an entirely uncommon response. Fun Fact: This dopamine spike is why people get addicted to War and other insanely dangerous behaviors.

[@toxic_handler]

Dude, I saw your comment and thought "why's it so long, no one is going to read the hole thing". Then I proceed to read the hole thing 😅

[@orbsytheumbreon]

Not gonna lie I just felt like saying I appreciate the way your channel takes influence from other story time channels while having the newer aesthetic associated with the newer ones. Reminds me of Swoozie but updated basically. Cheers.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Also I say significantly wilder stuff than most of the other channels. Swoozie is big time so he's gotten significantly more PG

[@orbsytheumbreon]

@@0ffendingeverybody yoo you hit the nail on the head right there, I’d probs say you remind me of old swoozie and that’s only because I stopped watching him a LONG time ago but even then your doing your own thing completely

[@_RGR_]

Comment

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Algorithm thumbs up

[@kodiakshaiiko]

love u bro

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate you Xen

[@squidwardq.tentacles7819]

M*th heads 😒☕️

[@toxic_handler]

Math heads 😒☕️

[@MandraMockups]

Dude this is a grande informational video! I just got done with a call with a friend and this happened, talk about good timing

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm always either right on time Energreen....or I'm running on CP time

[@ferdiashaw8404]

Absolute legend! That’s incredible fair play!

[@maximilianpointl9423]

I rarely comment on videos, but man you are a legend, your content is just funny as shit

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Maximillian. Got more bangers coming soon

[@InstapotMarkling-bw5pu]

The laughter after the adrenaline is a dopomeine spike

[@mrhorrorgaming6909]

I got robbed in 2017 and when I watched them drive away in my truck I started laughing. Mainly cause my gas light had just come on and he stole $20 from me as well. So basically he just kindly volunteered to go put gas in my truck for me

[@zero95lucky]

Did you get your truck back?

[@icetea622.]

Bro almost got turned into walter white lmfaooo 💀

[@somerandomchannel479]

I dont think its a good idea to confess to crimes in your youtube channel

[@Bowed2]

statute of limitations i think

[@nickstrande2569]

Dude your subs went up like crazy the last couple days

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Just out here grinding everyday Nick

[@erinerious9756]

😂😂this dude never misses

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I bang on all cylinders Vile Doodles

[@bobbyblunt4208]

I was buying dmt 5 years ago in the back of a supermarket parking lot from a guy who called himself ninja who wanted to sell me his chemistry set and detections on how to make it and he was also leaving my part of the country to go to Cali all I can say is it was some good dmt 😂

[@tasek7446]

Laughing can be a common way to deal with intensely stressful situations. Especially if it involves harm. For me it happend when i was out with friends and a storm happened that could wipe us out, but we were still dying laughing.

[@lathan7360]

Wtf bro 😢 this is why people can't get money cuz nobody wants to team up

[@dauedo4245]

You probably started to laugh since thats what your brain does when it doesnt know what the fuck is happening.

[@altnap]

I knew this channel was destined for greatness the first time I saw it.

[@skrrskrrrr99]

0:40 thats not gonna work. dogs can smell it.

[@gabrielesgaravatti3883]

bro keep up the great work 🙌

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Gabriele. Got more bangers coming soon

[@guyinaroom7771]

You're a smart guy

[@jimmyjewtron2845]

ik stupid asf and people really like “this some breaking bad shit” 😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Exactly Guy In A Room

[@FilibusterObstructica]

Bro activated gear 5 thas what 4:26

[@jlo2715]

Glad you made it out safe and love the channel. Found it just a week ago and hooked. Your style reminds me of Dick Figures

[@estonia__]

dalm you a gangster XD

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Gangster > Man whos made poor decisions

[@rookapooka4873]

Did you just admit to selling weed

[@stevenstorms1907]

How does this guy not have million subs?

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I know right

[@tgcgtheviewer]

Honestly this was such a smart move

[@thebumkiestbumpkin]

I got shanked once. That's how i got circumcised

[@levibarns7576]

He has the best character design by far

[@labrat6615]

Woah I’m early

[@lobsangpanggam4948]

enjoy your content just wanna know your home's location love DEA Control Bureau

[@mello7889]

hence why u keep a gun

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

Don't forget rule 7, have something (non lethal) to defend yourself incase that would happen like peppers pray or a taser

[@clxxxiv]

if you planned ahead more you would not have needed the money to sell drugs. called mooch off family for laundry, meals and grocery money. get a second job something you can sleep/goof off job. nightmanager of a hotel/security guard/friends with better jobs mooch off them

[@LilMexicanoX]

Sir, have you ever listened to the "Rapp Snitch Knishes" by MF DOOM?? Yea he wasnt just talking about rappers 💀

[@lukecowley470]

Great video but come one.. Biggie said it first, don't get high on your own supply :) Love your shit dude,

[@ThD_Walnut]

Had similar situation once the difference was that he had a gun

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'll consider myself lucky then Walnut

[@ThD_Walnut]

@@0ffendingeverybody not really he wasn't that aggressive but still

[@error0208]

why would you want to sell if you don't even know where to reliably get the wares? I only suceeded in doing that for a while because I always had reliable sources... You definitely could've been kil led that day.

[@labrat6615]

More of these videos please

[@Zyummysammy]

You’re smart, but you’re not smart for telling us a story if it’s true 4:48

[@Jack_The_Loser_Loner]

your outro reminds me of rick and morty

[@Jack_The_Loser_Loner]

no idea why

[@yassinebdl8638]

Did you max your charisma stat cause bro you talk yourself out of most situations and have the best comebacks to fuck with people 😂

[@ericbast5569]

to bad your not in california here the prob is everyone has lbs for sale like everyone my grandma has plugs no joke lol

[@Dr.ideeee]

Ngl what a great way of thinking by chatting you friend the plate number why didnt i ever think of that

[@cristicarp4379]

when a normal person tries to sell )))

[@lukecowley470]

You laughed because you knew you was right, :)

[@rife133]

bro 2 mins in and this shit funny af, good work

[@hunky_gecko]

Move to Vancouver for some fucking reason all drugs are legal

[@kaos2405]

Where you went wrong was not having a runner who can deal with that sort of thing for you.

[@JFPZ]

2:59 wait why did you have money if you were selling?

[@SubOrYuGey]

He was getting product to sell, he got robbed by the guy he was buying from.

[@Goofyrmn]

yeah dont brag they will hear... (makes a vidio)

[@Marcalfaro42]

Should’ve hit up my friend Walter he lives in Albuquerque

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Be risky to cross state lines Yungdogo

[@jbsprayy]

you smart asf for that one lmao

[@123gamervlogs3]

I love the vids bro you deserve more subscribers

[@DucktheDuckk]

THE 1k LIKE IS MINE🎉🎉

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Very nice Meliodas