i guess we doin straights now

[@donivanthedutchie]

Does this imply that you’ve been doing gays?

[@chasestanek430]

It's my favorite hand tho

[@gamingcow7796]

​@@chasestanek430 gay or straight?

[@chasestanek430]

@@gamingcow7796 the gay ofc. Straights are so unreliable

[@brendaneichler5244]

Hey, sometimes an Egg is involved

[@captaincorundum9788]

Hot

[@murph3292]

i was paying full attention to the video, then i got threatened and starting playing minecraft, balatro, fell asleep, and talked to someone on the phone while listening to avenged seven fold while not learning anything about balatro by watching the video

[@Topaz542]

The real question is if you fell asleep with your special edition Avenged Sevenfold mug

[@mikatsuno]

I was eating and fully focused on the video as well, but then I realized I'm a dumbass for doing that, then I put it on my second monitor while finding the cure for cancer

[@moojoos4496]

wait, he was playing Balatro?

[@YoshiTheGamer64]

Most people: A straight? In the flush factory? How queer. I must report this to the professor post haste! Roffle : I guess we doin straights now

[@kns7717]

> a straight > how queer ?

[@franslair2199]

I actually got a straight in the flush factory a week ago, as in, I was playing the checkered deck and then a whole bunch of straights jokers just manifested one after another. Ended up doing a rare straight flush run, although never found a Seance hilariously enough

[@Cadrid]

29:53 "Negative DNA does look pretty good, I'll agree with that." Negative DNA looks even better in a hotel room with a blacklight.

[@atariroo]

7:21 “it’s just dangerous if this stream has your full attention” he says as i’m actively watching the video instead of finishing a project that’s due tomorrow😭

[@shizune_]

then it might've been the best course of action to do what he suggested and played it on your second monitor

[@atariroo]

@@shizune_funny thing about that is it’s so difficult for me to have roffle in the background, he’ll distract me from work every single time

[@WilhelmScreamer]

I adore playing straight builds in balatro, just viscerally satisfying

[@JakobHache]

I'll be ruined if roffle finds out about my illegal underground learning ring. Where a group of like minded individuals learn how to pog photo chad pog

[@wardenActual]

oh boy, a new roffle video, I can't wait to watch it on my main monitor with my full undivided attention. Also thank god I can comment here for free :)

[@LowProfile0247]

Jailed. I bet you actually learned something about the game from the video too.

[@blackjacktrial]

I'm trapped in a room, and the key is locked behind a single screen which tracks whether I'm looking at it or not. I have to watch for 48 hours or I can't leave. Do I dare watch?

[@mattlockhart2282]

That dry wall comment got me

[@Potentialman-vs2cd]

Are you John Lenin?

[@sp4cedr4g0n]

i fucking cried laughing

[@BardianAngel]

that ace to 10 straight on the boss blind and the way he just stops talking... dunno, just really made me laugh!

[@montuckyliam6579]

15:51 is absolutely diabolical

[@ryancoles8160]

Okay Type A commenter

[@Niteshade_]

4 fingers my beloved

[@robertpierce3983]

😏😏😏😏

[@lemontreeeee4586]

4 fingers in straights

[@ionica6038]

I do fall asleep to these videos but I come back and watch the parts i slept through. Also, based music taste

[@einootspork]

bro listed exclusively rock and metal bands and then said he listened to a "wide variety of things"

[@StewBallz5]

Roffle the type of guy to wave his finder at a runner and say “don’t mind if I do”

[@Kapangdazz]

if 8ball generated negative tarots, would it be more viable, or is that too powerful

[@mcLaudrup]

Hearing him list some of my favourite artists when asked about his (or at least that's what i think he was asked(i can't remember (i was listening while going to sleep))) is the most parasocial i've ever felt about sleep content.

[@CottonCandyCrisis17]

That's crazy, I just had a straight build before watching this video too lol. Got a Runner in my first shop as abandoned deck, and it really all came together when I got a negative vampire and superposition- making straights to make tarots to boost vampire, repeat. Had a lot of fun even if it didn't get super far past ante 8

[@enricobaschenis4257]

Straights go to saturn to get more taciturn

[@LevisAwesomenes]

You really gotta wonder how many black t-shirts this man owns

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Have you not heard of a washing machine?

[@shizune_]

at least 2

[@sweetsourlemons]

was paying attention until I was scolded, started watching TikTok and doing my nails to make sure the exposure wasn’t fatal

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

12:08 GUARDS! TAKE THIS PEASANT TO THE DUNGEON!

[@SmenDeSmen]

In the stream, straight up learning "it", and by "it", i mean, well, my balatro strategies

[@momby557]

“I guess we doin’ ___ now” randomly happened to be a joke between my at-the-time-girlfriend and I while playing Balatro, so this video popping up was a little bit of a trip ._.

[@quentinreid3111]

Well I was watching this in bed, but I guess I gotta go to sleep while listening.

[@falloutphan7341]

“this is a sleeping and second monitor stream” ironically im trying to sleep and hearing roffle call me out woke me up enough for me to type out this comment. back to sleep i go!

[@CjMcwillams]

this is always v good sleeping material, then i wake up and watch what i missed while eating breakfast

[@ItemVexReview]

oh wow, i got a maplestory ad as soon as you were talking about maple.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

I like making Full Houses in irl Poker cuz I usually have okay luck making them. In Balatro, I seem to have an easy time making straights, I have no idea why

[@supermarilink]

That Robert Kraft joke was brutal

[@electricVGC]

Wow, the Ballionaire full release looks just like I remember it

[@Viladin]

I watch these while doing dishes, so I’m happy to learn I’m not breaking the rules

[@BardianAngel]

Love to hear a shoutout for Animals as leaders, love their stuff.

[@RealKipper1324]

5:45 Got me red handed.

[@AIpuchino]

Has Roffle tried the bunco mod yet? I think he would enjoy the new hand types

[@jonplayz198]

I don't know what he means this video is a video to watch while eating breakfast

[@TheJooClemente]

I watch on my phone. Do i need a second phone?

[@alexrawlings541]

Hey sorry man I've actually been paying full attention to your vids on occasion. Dw I'm playing LoR rn tho

[@niicardo2050]

"I'm straight now" would've been a funnier tittle imo

[@yoshigames6294]

5:45is so true

[@JKPancake]

is there a joker worse than 8 ball?

[@bobhilbig7704]

America: Canadas shorts.

[@Potentialman-vs2cd]

Does it count as second monitor if I’m watching in bed, without going to sleep until the video is over

[@Steaveanator]

kali says "dont look inside" but how am i supposed to watch it then :(

[@lucasgalioni4375]

Chapter 4 is the best a7x song

[@batata_jebinson]

I watch the videos every morning while eating my breakfast, is it ok or am I getting banned?

[@RoffleLite]

I'll allow it.

[@brunoroedel]

OMG, I do sleep everyday after ante 8!

[@josephgreen9613]

Wait, is roffle a metalhead?

[@acee555]

I guess we doin chungus now.

[@erenshaw]

erm. I guess you could say we’re liderully doing sigmas now 😂

[@erenshaw]

erm. I guess you could say we’re liderully doing sigmas now 😂

[@leaguesmanoframsgate]

Type A commenter here: it is correct to take the Saturn there because Black Hole cards do not count as Planet cards for Constellation.

[@user-tx2mu3cr2o]

Something something saturn good

[@Crystal_Chaos]

7:21 Me watching and paying attention is what’s enjoyable if I’m having something my eye attention it should be entertaining by something being said which mostly you’re quiet or talk about something on screen that I need to see Also, I’m curious, what dangers am I being in?

[@Heiligskraft]

When are they adding a horse joker so I can start making Caligula's Horse jokes on stream?

[@nubcraftgaming-nz3rg]

Is it permissible to watch whilst building a Lego set

[@RoffleLite]

I'll allow it. Just don't let it distract you too much from building.

[@baadkeming]

Am I allowed to learn from these videos if doing so let me beat the game in my sleep?

[@Giuseppe578]

3:00 PM in Italy watching Roffle

[@Fulfinsen]

I was watching you while eating, does it count?

[@outsideliberty5443]

Shit I've been watching wrong. I put this on at work on my phone sp that way I'm distracted

[@momtyers1830]

LMAOO HOW TALL IS HE

[@Ranxity]

Pov july

[@sun_shine2000]

Day one of asking Roffle do a gay build

[@xenosarcadius1198]

I'm early, good evening

[@silverfin7791]

Never been this early 😮

[@gengarpuss1810]

A

[@thewheel3167]

actually their called gays

[@newyearnewboof]

woah

[@silverfin7791]

😮

[@OmegaExalted]

i hate this job

[@enzgaming_123]

early??

[@Real_Isopod_Hours]

Is there ruffle lite discord?

[@jamesjackson6196]

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