@@gamingcow7796 the gay ofc. Straights are so unreliable
@brendaneichler524410 күн бұрын
Hey, sometimes an Egg is involved
@captaincorundum978810 күн бұрын
Hot
@murph329210 күн бұрын
i was paying full attention to the video, then i got threatened and starting playing minecraft, balatro, fell asleep, and talked to someone on the phone while listening to avenged seven fold while not learning anything about balatro by watching the video
@Topaz54210 күн бұрын
The real question is if you fell asleep with your special edition Avenged Sevenfold mug
@mikatsuno10 күн бұрын
I was eating and fully focused on the video as well, but then I realized I'm a dumbass for doing that, then I put it on my second monitor while finding the cure for cancer
@moojoos449610 күн бұрын
wait, he was playing Balatro?
@YoshiTheGamer6410 күн бұрын
Most people: A straight? In the flush factory? How queer. I must report this to the professor post haste! Roffle : I guess we doin straights now
@kns771710 күн бұрын
> a straight > how queer ?
@franslair219910 күн бұрын
I actually got a straight in the flush factory a week ago, as in, I was playing the checkered deck and then a whole bunch of straights jokers just manifested one after another. Ended up doing a rare straight flush run, although never found a Seance hilariously enough
@Cadrid10 күн бұрын
29:53 "Negative DNA does look pretty good, I'll agree with that." Negative DNA looks even better in a hotel room with a blacklight.
@atariroo10 күн бұрын
7:21 “it’s just dangerous if this stream has your full attention” he says as i’m actively watching the video instead of finishing a project that’s due tomorrow😭
@shizune_10 күн бұрын
then it might've been the best course of action to do what he suggested and played it on your second monitor
@atariroo10 күн бұрын
@@shizune_funny thing about that is it’s so difficult for me to have roffle in the background, he’ll distract me from work every single time
@WilhelmScreamer10 күн бұрын
I adore playing straight builds in balatro, just viscerally satisfying
@JakobHache10 күн бұрын
I'll be ruined if roffle finds out about my illegal underground learning ring. Where a group of like minded individuals learn how to pog photo chad pog
@wardenActual10 күн бұрын
oh boy, a new roffle video, I can't wait to watch it on my main monitor with my full undivided attention. Also thank god I can comment here for free :)
@LowProfile024710 күн бұрын
Jailed. I bet you actually learned something about the game from the video too.
@blackjacktrial10 күн бұрын
I'm trapped in a room, and the key is locked behind a single screen which tracks whether I'm looking at it or not. I have to watch for 48 hours or I can't leave. Do I dare watch?
@mattlockhart228210 күн бұрын
That dry wall comment got me
@Potentialman-vs2cd10 күн бұрын
Are you John Lenin?
@sp4cedr4g0n10 күн бұрын
i fucking cried laughing
@BardianAngel10 күн бұрын
that ace to 10 straight on the boss blind and the way he just stops talking... dunno, just really made me laugh!
@montuckyliam657910 күн бұрын
15:51 is absolutely diabolical
@ryancoles816010 күн бұрын
Okay Type A commenter
@Niteshade_10 күн бұрын
4 fingers my beloved
@robertpierce398310 күн бұрын
😏😏😏😏
@lemontreeeee458610 күн бұрын
4 fingers in straights
@ionica603810 күн бұрын
I do fall asleep to these videos but I come back and watch the parts i slept through. Also, based music taste
@einootspork10 күн бұрын
bro listed exclusively rock and metal bands and then said he listened to a "wide variety of things"
@StewBallz510 күн бұрын
Roffle the type of guy to wave his finder at a runner and say “don’t mind if I do”
@Kapangdazz10 күн бұрын
if 8ball generated negative tarots, would it be more viable, or is that too powerful
@mcLaudrup10 күн бұрын
Hearing him list some of my favourite artists when asked about his (or at least that's what i think he was asked(i can't remember (i was listening while going to sleep))) is the most parasocial i've ever felt about sleep content.
@CottonCandyCrisis1710 күн бұрын
That's crazy, I just had a straight build before watching this video too lol. Got a Runner in my first shop as abandoned deck, and it really all came together when I got a negative vampire and superposition- making straights to make tarots to boost vampire, repeat. Had a lot of fun even if it didn't get super far past ante 8
@enricobaschenis425710 күн бұрын
Straights go to saturn to get more taciturn
@LevisAwesomenes10 күн бұрын
You really gotta wonder how many black t-shirts this man owns
@clockworkpotato989210 күн бұрын
Have you not heard of a washing machine?
@shizune_9 күн бұрын
at least 2
@sweetsourlemons10 күн бұрын
was paying attention until I was scolded, started watching TikTok and doing my nails to make sure the exposure wasn’t fatal
@darkdjinniumbrage779810 күн бұрын
12:08 GUARDS! TAKE THIS PEASANT TO THE DUNGEON!
@SmenDeSmen10 күн бұрын
In the stream, straight up learning "it", and by "it", i mean, well, my balatro strategies
@momby55710 күн бұрын
“I guess we doin’ ___ now” randomly happened to be a joke between my at-the-time-girlfriend and I while playing Balatro, so this video popping up was a little bit of a trip ._.
@quentinreid311110 күн бұрын
Well I was watching this in bed, but I guess I gotta go to sleep while listening.
@falloutphan734110 күн бұрын
“this is a sleeping and second monitor stream” ironically im trying to sleep and hearing roffle call me out woke me up enough for me to type out this comment. back to sleep i go!
@CjMcwillams10 күн бұрын
this is always v good sleeping material, then i wake up and watch what i missed while eating breakfast
@ItemVexReview10 күн бұрын
oh wow, i got a maplestory ad as soon as you were talking about maple.
@darkdjinniumbrage779810 күн бұрын
I like making Full Houses in irl Poker cuz I usually have okay luck making them. In Balatro, I seem to have an easy time making straights, I have no idea why
@supermarilink10 күн бұрын
That Robert Kraft joke was brutal
@electricVGC10 күн бұрын
Wow, the Ballionaire full release looks just like I remember it
@Viladin10 күн бұрын
I watch these while doing dishes, so I’m happy to learn I’m not breaking the rules
@BardianAngel10 күн бұрын
Love to hear a shoutout for Animals as leaders, love their stuff.
@RealKipper13242 күн бұрын
5:45 Got me red handed.
@AIpuchino10 күн бұрын
Has Roffle tried the bunco mod yet? I think he would enjoy the new hand types
@jonplayz19810 күн бұрын
I don't know what he means this video is a video to watch while eating breakfast
@TheJooClemente10 күн бұрын
I watch on my phone. Do i need a second phone?
@alexrawlings54110 күн бұрын
Hey sorry man I've actually been paying full attention to your vids on occasion. Dw I'm playing LoR rn tho
@niicardo205010 күн бұрын
"I'm straight now" would've been a funnier tittle imo
@yoshigames62943 күн бұрын
5:45is so true
@JKPancake10 күн бұрын
is there a joker worse than 8 ball?
@bobhilbig770410 күн бұрын
America: Canadas shorts.
@Potentialman-vs2cd10 күн бұрын
Does it count as second monitor if I’m watching in bed, without going to sleep until the video is over
@Steaveanator10 күн бұрын
kali says "dont look inside" but how am i supposed to watch it then :(
@lucasgalioni437510 күн бұрын
Chapter 4 is the best a7x song
@batata_jebinson10 күн бұрын
I watch the videos every morning while eating my breakfast, is it ok or am I getting banned?
@RoffleLite10 күн бұрын
I'll allow it.
@brunoroedel9 күн бұрын
OMG, I do sleep everyday after ante 8!
@josephgreen961310 күн бұрын
Wait, is roffle a metalhead?
@acee55510 күн бұрын
I guess we doin chungus now.
@erenshaw10 күн бұрын
erm. I guess you could say we’re liderully doing sigmas now 😂
@erenshaw10 күн бұрын
erm. I guess you could say we’re liderully doing sigmas now 😂
@leaguesmanoframsgate10 күн бұрын
Type A commenter here: it is correct to take the Saturn there because Black Hole cards do not count as Planet cards for Constellation.
@user-tx2mu3cr2o10 күн бұрын
Something something saturn good
@Crystal_Chaos9 күн бұрын
7:21 Me watching and paying attention is what’s enjoyable if I’m having something my eye attention it should be entertaining by something being said which mostly you’re quiet or talk about something on screen that I need to see Also, I’m curious, what dangers am I being in?
@Heiligskraft10 күн бұрын
When are they adding a horse joker so I can start making Caligula's Horse jokes on stream?
@nubcraftgaming-nz3rg10 күн бұрын
Is it permissible to watch whilst building a Lego set
@RoffleLite10 күн бұрын
I'll allow it. Just don't let it distract you too much from building.
@baadkeming10 күн бұрын
Am I allowed to learn from these videos if doing so let me beat the game in my sleep?
@Giuseppe57810 күн бұрын
3:00 PM in Italy watching Roffle
@Fulfinsen10 күн бұрын
I was watching you while eating, does it count?
@outsideliberty54438 күн бұрын
Shit I've been watching wrong. I put this on at work on my phone sp that way I'm distracted