i had 10 seconds to become a man

[@GrayStillPlays]

It didn't work I'm still a houseplant.

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

More plants dammit!!

[@notsorry4873]

Oof

[@youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537]

oh

[@justin21gag12]

hi gray

[@KiroChisa]

More plants DAMMIT

[@ch3rry_drywall]

Spleens as a censor is the most amazing thing ever

[@TheCorpsehatch]

So that's what Spleens does when she runs away, being a censor on KZbin videos.

[@residentkane]

@@TheCorpsehatch maybe she returns to being a lawyer in her spare time too.

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Yes

[@TheCorpsehatch]

@@residentkane The Man family surely needs a lawyer on retainer at all times with the mayhem that goes on in the house.

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Absolutely

[@user-rz7hb1eh3x]

When I voted the poll was 100% “drown her mom” and I think it’s nice.

[@depressedbanana9821]

No

[@depressedbanana9821]

Yes

[@memowl3663]

hmmmmm

[@goldfinch2629]

now it’s remaster titanic

[@Lol-dx8vg]

@@depressedbanana9821 yesn't

[@brianyismymiddlename1566]

I’m appreciating these regular uploads “You’re doing the right thing, dammit”

[@Ava-iy1pv]

My dog has an enlarged spleen which is bad but I can't stop imagining a Spleens the cat living inside my dog help me you've made my mind cursed Edit: my dog is doing fine now, she does have thyroid cancer but she's tough and is getting through it fine. Thank you for the support

[@Ava-iy1pv]

@@orbeezeater the part where a cat lives inside a dog is...... _cursed_

[@mcknitejr]

@@Ava-iy1pv Thats hilarious but in all seriousness I hope your dog gets better

[@Ava-iy1pv]

@@mcknitejr thanks

[@Aranathe]

😅 fingers crossed for your dog, though. 🤞

[@bethanbos5490]

Maybe they can replace his enlarged spleen with a Spleens the cat. In all seriousness, I hope your dog is ok!

[@RAIDENRAIDEN]

Title: I have 10 seconds to be a man Everyone: not so sure about that

[@Permafrost107]

E

[@nichsa8984]

@@Permafrost107 nanotechnology is a dead meme

[@theicyphoenixrecords5980]

5:42 ahem there's differance from being a man and a door matt.....unless you take me to 1920's with a time machine ill never open doors like that to girls because 99% are buffalo's

[@EggPogsia]

Make it five

[@victoriavenomousriot4344]

"i had 10 seconds to become a man" sounds like the inner monolog of a teenager in a movie who is about to get lucky for the first time

[@robinchesterfield42]

More like "10 seconds to severely disappoint my date", amirite ladies?

[@TakaComics]

2017 Gray: Alright so we’re checking out a game... 2017 Developer: *sweats* 2020 Gray: Alright so we’re checking out a game... 2020 Developer: Use this diploma to wipe your ass, Gray! We put it in just for you!

[@buzzzball9336]

I’m crying, this comment is gold.

[@martailic8891]

0:57 *Michael Jackson has entered the HEHE chat*

[@Rzerac]

this cracked me up. hahahahaha

[@ferretrevelvent6793]

*Muzan has entered the chat*

[@JasontheFolf]

*Moonwalks*

[@clownshapiro5119]

Game: *has minor flaw that can be exploited* Gray: Hey ;)

[@lovinlife9147]

No one: Literally no one: Me: Be a mannn, you must be swift as a coursing river

[@datpixiegirl1920]

With all the force of a GREAT TYPHOOOOOON~

[@itsozzy249]

@@datpixiegirl1920 Be a man, With all the strength of a raging fire

[@ruukinen]

@@itsozzy249 Mysterious like the dark side of the moon? Am I doing this right?

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

Time is racing toward us... till the Huns... arrive!

[@penguinslovecookies4751]

NoArtisticLimitation heed my every order

[@FingeringThings]

Game Dev: *Makes game to encourage good decision making* Gray: Don’t do the right thing dammit

[@matthew_natividad]

Gray: we don’t do that here

[@robocrusader470]

Why, why is your name A NAME

[@robocrusader470]

@@nebula5371 EXACTLY

[@hatguy8225]

You make some great content

[@bgb699]

Gray: Hm,,, what should I censor with?? Gray: I got it, S P L E E N S!

[@skaraptor2497]

I identify as an apache attack helicopter and I demand to be respected - Lazarbeam

[@Nebulisuzer]

if he censor's something again I know he will use Reginald (his meth abusing Minecraft chicken)

[@bgb699]

@@Nebulisuzer I never watch his minecraft videos, not interesting

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Gray inflicting terror is the perfect way to start or end a day

[@BennyLlama39]

Or any other time of day, for that matter. 😀

[@adman1381]

“Don’t do the right thing, damnit.” So being GrayStillPlays.

[@midnightsun2288]

I’m just here to say “Colono” is actually a pretty name when it’s not paired with the last name “Scopy”

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Agreed

[@ValueNetwork]

There is 60 comments and about half of them are bots You’ve made it Gray

[@siopao8137]

J Webster U know ur famous when bots are in the comments

[@GrayStillPlays]

sweet

[@Adahn99]

As a bot, I can confirm

[@hc6929]

@@Adahn99 you are not a bot you aren't fooling anyone

[@Adahn99]

@@hc6929 Have you ever seen a bot comment under someone else's comment?

[@nebula-noir7951]

“Molesticlies the Mighty” I cant-🤣🤣

[@feloniousphil7398]

*_M O L E S T I C L E I S T H E M I G H T Y_*

[@johnathon1851]

“I would’ve had a box of viagra in here, and then you take a viagra, and the towel stays up.” Gray- 2020 Hey, who would’ve guessed, 420 likes

[@wadoogazoono154]

Wait is the joke that even with the viagra the difference in his thing isnt enough to even move the towel

[@sazuna4024]

@@wadoogazoono154 It gets stuck on a stick or a log. Depending on the person. Imagine the rest for yourself please...

[@gemre4]

who are the 3 people that liked the comment

[@CoffinKid1]

Blaze it

[@xxstarlightgamerxx5145]

actually u got 666 for me

[@nicholasmarshall110]

GrayStillPlays: "Be a man" Me: *We must be swift as a coursing river* *With all the force of a great typhoon* *With all the strength of a raging fire* *Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon*

[@Aranathe]

We didn't see that, thanks to Spleens!

[@catalayalafaye5337]

Same thought

[@thenumberquelve158]

I want Spleens to be the censor bar for everything in the world now.

[@Rando_mIndividual]

Play “Mischief to Couple”! It’s basically about BREAKING UP COUPLES, I feel like ruining lives is what you’d like. :)

[@robinchesterfield42]

It's like the same reason I was so surprised it took him THAT LONG to get around to "Plague Inc"--it's _about_ killing everybody and destroying the world! Then I realised what the problem was: You're SUPPOSED to do that in that game. Gray only likes to play games the _wrong_ way. :P

[@ISplimeI]

13:01 I love how the sky man is standing on Jack and the other person's heads.

[@chipsyboi]

0:57 the heehee and Gray's laugh is just so good God damnit

[@jukeboxhero.]

ROSE WANTED JACK TO DIE BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT HELP HIM OR EVEN LET HIM GO ON THE BOARD Gray: well thats a easy fix just kill rose

[@queenlyzombie2444]

Hi Gray! You'll probably never see this, but I'm going to post this on each of your videos until you get my thanks! Over the past few months I've been going through a really tough time. Nothing really has really made me happy. But then I found your channel! You got me to smile and laugh, which only one other person can do! Your videos are one of the best parts of my day! I obviously can't leave the house right now so most days I lay in bed watching your videos! Thank you for your wonderful sense of humor and for being something to look forward to each day!

[@ukicese2479]

And I've come back again to like this

[@ukicese2479]

I'm honestly gonna like all of your comments in a hope it makes grey see it

[@queenlyzombie2444]

@@ukicese2479 thank you :) Im glad you're helping me try and get my thanks to him :)

[@ukicese2479]

It's my absolute pleasure. Good people deserve the thanks

[@ukicese2479]

And if any one is gonna say anything about it today I'll stand up for you

[@zerovkarma9180]

Game: *a Peaceful game* Gray: *turns the game to the most Violent game on earth * His viewers: *thousand likes*

[@iamkxngc]

this got instally recommended to me when it got uploaded

[@justpuffcakesfromdiscord4648]

Me too.

[@trashsalamander2714]

It's a sign

[@iamkxngc]

​@@trashsalamander2714 DUN DUN DUN!

[@guythat779]

Things should be reconsidered

[@chacecrowell]

Finally the algorithm is working as intended

[@Finn_7117]

This is Florida Man’s backstory

[@jasper2739]

Gray: I had ten seconds to be a man Me, a trans guy: damn that’s impressive it took me 15 years to become a man

[@krustykrew7685]

Haha good joke, but your not a biological man tho.

[@ruebyonline]

@@krustykrew7685 bro let him live u can’t even use grammar

[@krustykrew7685]

@@ruebyonline I am letting him live, nothing wrong with mental health. Also, this is the internet hun, not English class. Plus, you said I can't use grammar, as you say 'u' instead of 'you,' and don't even bother to put a period at the end of your sentence. If you are going to pointlessly use grammar as a weapon to put down what I said previously, do it right.

[@christinad3561]

@@krustykrew7685 uh ✨"hun"✨ a period is a punctuation mark ,not grammar ,a period is not a word "hun" ,also he may not be biology a male but if he identifies as one then he is one, Goddangit! 😌

[@christinad3561]

@@krustykrew7685 also what do you mean by "mental health"

[@DaphnaCzako]

gOdamn middle finger at 4:18 scared the utter crap out of me aaaa XD

[@AxoTheGamer]

How

[@meofomi]

girl: your skin so soft grey: that's not my skin me: what?

[@robinchesterfield42]

GRAY: "She's not wearing pants either! I had no idea this is a thing that happens to women as well as men!" ALSO GRAY: literally has a female Sim named "Iforgotmypants". XD

[@alfredo.zauce1892]

5:48 Aunt Josephine, is that you?

[@alexisworthington8386]

Gray's videos are the only way I know a day has passed in this neverending hell of quarantine

[@alpoh]

I like this game! All the different options with your commentary and humor is perfect!

[@samkhang3726]

2:11 I just realized that it looks like a knife is pointing at his throat

[@Annadog2005]

Thank you for numbing my pain gray, and making me laugh during this rough weak. You have a heart of gold 💛

[@lost1ns0und]

"don't do the right thing damn it" lmao

[@tkaine7983]

2:46 proves Gray would be the best game developer ever

[@FingeringThings]

“Alright so we’re checking out the only game-“ Game: *Sweating*

[@tessiamcdonald2962]

U deserve more likes

[@MrJohnnyMinecraft]

I love going from serious stuff them going to gray and it makes life so much better

[@againtjugofcocomilk]

1:10 gray: "a part where the game attempts to give you epilepsy" subtitles: "a part where the game attempts to give you a pepsi"

[@crimsonkiten5882]

"am I wearing a Jason mask or another man's skin" aka "Am I Jason Vorhees or Ed Gein?"

[@koltoncurrier7267]

0:54 i love the way jason vorhees noped out of there... He frickin moon walked😂

[@kalliann6500]

2:25 SPLEENS THE CAT

[@arileyish]

0:57 good moon walking there

[@lmorgan982]

Ah, thank you Grey. I've never dates before in my life and I'm looking forward to seeing my future date moonwalking away from me in a scary ass mask. Can't wait!

[@twezzlessmith4671]

Only Gray can make a 10 second game into a 13 minute video

[@catkook543]

6:40 Well, a fish eating a fish is pretty much like a human eating a mammal Which, we do Pigs, cow, deer

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's different. Those are different animals. It would be like humans eating humans because it's the same. They're both fish

[@carlramirez6339]

I found a way to win the "Bomb Squad" level. Somewhere in the book is the instruction for the bomb configuration, and you press the intercom and you have to literally say "cut the X wire".

[@aimee177]

Most people watching Titanic: *cries at death scene* Me: MOVE OVER AND LET HIM ON THE DOOR YOU SELFISH BI- Mom: don’t you dare finish that sentence

[@kinomankapospolita5593]

that! Rose was never my fav too xp

[@Polestorm]

1:52 gray is teaching math

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"I had 10 seconds to become a man" Caitlyn Jenner: I had 10 years to become a woman

[@catherinebrown4609]

Defusing a bomb is definitely a deal breaker in relationships

[@scottmantooth8785]

*like the back of the shirt on the bomb squad officer...If you see me running, try to keep up*

[@tessiamcdonald2962]

Man : * towel falls* Grey : * uses spleen to cover EHEM* Me : GENIUS!😱

[@leblobanimations5935]

9:19 like a panther stalking it's prey what about. A werewolf stalkin

[@tonypark7528]

IVE GOT IT. HE SOUNDS LIKE A YOUNGER PETER GRIFFIN

[@turbkey1380]

Lois! I killed everyone! Hehehe

[@jaystar4968]

5:55 My man couldn't defuse the situation tsh tsh tsh 😂

[@EmpoDaddy99]

21 years after birth and I'm still not a man

[@lanceebf5041]

Seems legit

[@andrewcouch6471]

7:03 *All men know the sacred rule*

[@arloharrip]

Day one of asking Gray to make Florida man and Australia man be in a relationship. Like if you agree, also comment on all his videos asking for this.

[@xasmaniusvolk8416]

7:33 you can voice act Darth Sidious

[@angelinazhou6035]

Why is no one talking about the fact how the man's censor is spleen's face lmao

[@pumpenheimer4570]

How the hell does he manage to make it so entertaining? Guess I’ve been Grayed.

[@robertdevito5001]

0:18 Don’t laugh, if you went to the same high school I went to this is a legitimate relationship issue. We had so many bomb threats that they just stopped telling the students, they didn’t take us out of classes or anything, they just brought in bomb sniffing dogs and did a quick sweep. Usually the only things they found were drugs.

[@dewaynewatson3037]

7:16 STOP DRINKING THE WINDEX

[@thesiulmania5423]

Here at Gray Industries, we say “to hell with common sense and laws we gon do this backwards”

[@Cheemster]

The fact that the title of the game is a Russel Peters comedy joke

[@SophSleepyTimes]

The last time I was so early my parents were still married.

[@MrsPikaPikachu]

That got dark, very quick.

[@MrsPikaPikachu]

That got dark, very quick.

[@killerzshadow9641]

An Ad Came On At 9:28 And Said，"No Way!" "Way" Best Ad Placement Yet.

[@KC-ip7rl]

How's everyone doing today?

[@scottmantooth8785]

*the voices tell me i'm doing okay as long as i do exactly what they tell me to do*

[@VeraTR909]

Bad.

[@robocrusader470]

@@scottmantooth8785 oh you mean the voices in your closet that sound like they wanna molest you like I have? Or your head?

[@scottmantooth8785]

@@robocrusader470 *the ones in my head (duh)

[@robocrusader470]

@@scottmantooth8785 oh, so I'm the only one with voices in my closet telling me to kidnap people and people screaming help me in my basement?

[@sherrybrissette1614]

I lost it when his underwear fell down. I am crying. Thanks for the best laugh I have had in weeks.

[@KiroChisa]

Molostecles the mighty.... GRAY NAME A SIM THAT.

[@derpydino6681]

3:05 You see your honor, it wasn’t sexual harassment

[@cringeanimations1553]

YAY IM EARLY TIME TO SACRIFICE AN ORPHAN TO CELEBRATE

[@toastercat7323]

That ain’t Jason 0:56 lol I KNEW HE DIDN’T DIE

[@CazicTheProtogen]

Apparently there are 8 comments and 0 comments

[@icechoed]

Gray is one of the KZbinrs keeping me sane during this time rn tysm ;-;

[@Angelicmushrooms]

I can’t relate to this game... I’m a female.

[@seeann6986]

"you had this coming for years" 😂😂😂 Thanks for making my day😂

[@loganpeters5995]

Wow only 2 other comments as I’m writing this... I feel creepy for being here so soon.

[@unknownuwu8966]

0:32 My two cats that are siblings are called Jack and Rose (They are on bad terms right now)

[@Elomentoplayz]

When you notice the most popular comment is never just HI

[@stationhuh4678]

Hi

[@stationhuh4678]

Hello

[@notmedefinitely6071]

5:07 king crimson

[@im_alexander6440]

I know I’m non-binary But I literally thought we were a girl trying to become a man. 😅😓

[@jude297]

Enby gang

[@outtathepantry]

Lol that's beautiful

[@troll-0]

Spleens sensor was the funniest thing i ever saw in this video

[@nofatherpresentlol1678]

"You're not the man" i know that im a girl

[@austjohn95]

"Everyone gets to live" As the Titanic sinks in the background

[@dominicdiaz1279]

Love you Gray!! I just watched the whole Kindergarten 1 and 2 series and you truly are a mastermind. Keep being amazing!

[@jam2190]

U love the craziness of the games Gray had been playing lately, for 3 years now!

[@tylerweather702]

0:57 LOL

[@r01d2]

how Gray can precisely deduce what the game want player to do in very subtle way and I can't, maybe Gray is actually a genius level

[@justinian-the-great]

Many people can be men, but only one GrayStillPlays can be a *FLORIDAMAN!*

[@luairis8987]

this game is so good the man of the "you lost" screen even changes the colour of his tongue as his arms move.

[@randomguy1706]

the true titanic ending

[@nolamoon8739]

Once you hear that "alright" you know that ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO LOSE

[@willowwisp2981]

I think the weird thing is fish are almost always cannibalistic, they'll eat pretty much anything smaller than themselves.

[@niccolom]

“Be a man, do the right thing!” That’s Russell Peters’ line!

[@awesomegnat2065]

0:59 my favorite laugh ever