I had to DELETE this vod instantly

[@Corzappy]

I really would not be surprised at this point if sam opened up a package and 10,000 termites just crawled out and ate his house.

[@DannyGruesome]

@Overlord its gone already but zamn i guess he couldnt afford a bot

[@ohjahohfrick9837]

You just gave me the greatest idea.

[@cinnamontoast9999]

They used to send him ladybugs all the time, it’s one of the reasons he stopped doing mail to begin with

[@Shifty-t5z]

ginvin me ideas bro

[@JewBuscusLeBone]

Can only hope but karma don't seem to work right

[@campingwithsteve]

I've seen that guy somewhere, thanks for the shoutout Sam!

[@BuffaStuffa18]

Love you're videos. I'd love to be as adventurous as you.

[@bigchungus6011]

Aw it's wholesome Steve.

[@aronsjaastad1192]

Was not expecting you here Steve, love your videos. ❤ Hope you're keeping well

[@TheDrunkinBear]

Thats crazy you're here some how love the vids!

[@PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins]

Haha I've seen you stealth camping at a Safeway by my grandma's house

[@camjakeeg]

The amogus meme five years in the making has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on your channel Sam. Should've just read his letter man lmao

[@jonatanlj747]

I remember seeing that vid like five years ago and thinking "damn, I'd be upset if I were that guy" I guess he really was upset, huh

[@limpshrimps5733]

Fuggem

[@closy1238]

damn the guy with the 5 year grudge had me in tears

[@TheBananamonger]

He won

[@cheborneck4828]

@don't be surprised he's never coming back. aliens abducted him while he was on the milk run, sorry jimmy....

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Wish I was as strong as him 😢

[@dumbdev9795]

wish he had done a rickroll

[@CrownOfDusk_]

💀💀💀

[@kasioedits]

goddamn, that flashback really shows how much of a glow-up sam has had over the years

[@GregoryMcStevens]

Yeah man went from a basement dweller to a rich basement dweller

[@colinwhalen2632]

He’s getting to be Dilf material

[@usemynamem5906]

Sam is the manliest man he trusted his rats to send in random packages with no consequences

[@plumpo4047]

He rushed scav box

[@usemynamem5906]

@@plumpo4047yeah this is some moonshine openings

[@noahglass8470]

Yeah I think that’s autism tbh

[@2handsome2die]

"Sam is the manliest man" This is obviously his alt account.

[@Bigmac_attack]

he has his wife pre check the packages lmao

[@sandmanwoman9574]

If lifeguards are allowed to save people, they should also be worthy to drown those who they deem unworthy. Like this comment if you are comfortable with letting lifeguards be the judge, jury and executioner. Nice vid General so excited

[@sandmanwoman9574]

@generalsam The first time a heart from anyone and its my favourite chef (your cursed cooking videos hooked me like crack) I NEED MORE

[@magicoddball1452]

As a lifeguard, we proudly determine the fates of those drowning everyday. We are trained to give those who are unfit “the spartan treatment”

[@BlaiseTM]

@Emotional Damage fuck yes

[@cooldud7071]

If it's a skinny person drowning they deserve to die more than a fat person drowning does. The fat person is expected to be weak and unathletic, but the skinny one isn't.

[@KB-ln1uy]

I heard they used to do a VS challenge in special forces selection where both ppl would swim to the center of a pool and one had to bring the other back. Old dude who was telling the story said the quick answer was to punch the other guy right between the eyes and then drag them back.

[@SerVanzu]

"that's a funny coffee cup." He says as he perspires and contemplates his ban off twitch.

[@SenorQweeph]

What was the picture, asking for a friend.

[@GodlyMullet]

@@SenorQweeph black dude with a massive dong

[@justinzwahr6726]

@@SenorQweeph black fella with a monster hog

[@selectionn]

@@SenorQweeph its ricardo, its an old meme of a buff ass brazilian dude dancing wearing a thong concealing a huge monster hog

[@cheemsburmgerm7631]

@@selectionn Wrong

[@jordanfetch4191]

2:20 I'm glad you revealed the contents of the floppy disk, for your own sake, lmao. I was expecting it would have the Latitude and Longitude coordinates to your house, and All your loved ones

[@owend1453]

Respect the shoutout to the stealth camper, Steve is a great guy.

[@LumpusKrampus]

His wife recently passed away at random. It was very sad to happen to such a nice guy.

[@groundwork1962]

F

[@thomas6600]

love my steve

[@Zargabaath]

@@LumpusKrampus Yeah, she just didn't wake up iirc. Actually extremely sad, and life destroying. I teared up watching his video :\

[@Goldendeed]

Hell yeah Steve wallis

[@easteregg2898]

2:30 note to self: send sam a USB stick full of viruses because he will plug it into his main pc

[@oozingtulip1534]

could be running a virtual computer I suppose

[@notpotatoe]

@@oozingtulip1534 You're giving him too much credit

[@nathandkreosote9917]

Or just send a usb killer that fries his motherboard

[@alfaivre2990]

@notPotatoe lol yeah, Sam's brain isn't smooth but it's more like wavy than any actual ridges

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

Viruses still need to be excecuted manually You could also send a false pendrive which is actually a bunch of charged up capacitors inside that fry the computer's internals The Lockpicking lawyer has a video on this I hope Sam reads this comment and takes precautions like trying it on his wife/Abby's computer first

[@sergeantspeed5941]

I was already dying at the cockNballs mac and cheese then you lost it at the spider 😂😂😂 im sick with the flu and i can't be laughing this hard. I almost passed out! 💀

[@cazabrow1967]

I think Sam being mournful for Stealth Camper's wife was the most empathy we've ever seen from him. It's like a bigfoot sighting.

[@coopers1716]

Yo I'm honestly surprised and proud of the community for how few biological threats have been sent in to you.

[@NordisktLejon]

So far only the Surströmming falls under that catagory, maybe the mouldy sandwich too.

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

there is probably some faint traces of anthrax in every object.

[@GraysonMckernan]

@@NordisktLejon To be fair, it’s Sam’s fault the bread is moldy. In the livestream he said he waited like 2-3 months to open the packages so the bread would’ve been good had he not been lazy.

[@SebastianE18]

that nuka cola quantum is like 5 to 6 years old... it was incredibly limited edition jones soda. I still have a bottle myself.

[@naenaemister5048]

i should fix that

[@nosignal4874]

If you didn't notice but sam didn't say "I love you" to Abby. She is basically just an unpaid intern at this point

[@kennycrane7050]

No PDA in the work space.

[@FleetaFleegalBuckFut]

Sam just needs to give in to his gayness

[@blacksuitnotie]

@@FleetaFleegalBuckFut You'd like that very much, wouldn't you?

[@Bugfrrrrr]

@@blacksuitnotie🤤🤤

[@T729-3]

No middle aged man with children terrifies me more than sam despite being across an ocean I still don’t feel far enough away from him. I fear the day my sleep paralysis demon transforms into Sam wheezing at me from my doorway.

[@dracula2749]

I live in the same state withint an hour of his area....send help im terrified

[@senseifruit99]

Whoever sent that artwork. You unlocked one of my deep memories.

[@worldeater2414]

New fetish unlocked?

[@merrybezzus3353]

Steve Wallis is a kind soul that yerns to sleep in culverts and real estate developments. Had the balls to address his community on camera to inform that his wife passed. He is what everyone should strive to be.

[@hornmonk3zit]

And then he tracked down some motherfuckers who talking shit about his wife and put the fear of Jesus in them. Steve's a good dude and he didn't deserve the shitty hand he's been dealt.

[@pr0d]

General sam wearing his dad clothes, he has officially evolved

[@rippspeck]

He's representin' the Fatherland.

[@no1svlex]

Noticed this in the last podcast episode

[@pr0d]

@@no1svlex me too, he's having a midlife crisis, his pp quit working ig

[@phxblacklight1048]

It's a great sport suit to go running in freezing temperatures while having someone yell at you

[@jan3381]

he is wearing German military Sports Clothes

[@batt3ryac1d]

Sam is definitely one of those Dad's that enjoys embarrassing his kids.

[@_M4X15]

All good dads love embarassing their kids

[@OGKiya]

watching sam spit out whatever tf that was while knowing full well he’s eaten some of the most god awful concoctions known to man was the most surprising part of this video.

[@ethandonovan8368]

Sam really went from IED’s to hazmat suits to straight up joker floppy disks. Watching Sam’s content means you gotta be on the F.B.I watchlist.

[@_Kremit]

Man, with the bundeswehr tracksuit you just need one of these old school caps, a cigarett and a weizen glas with beer in it and you would seem almost natural in a Berlin corner pub

[@leon.benedict]

"Stealth camping with Sam and Steve" sounds like a nice camping episode. His divorced brother can go too I guess.

[@andynorth1776]

It's a good thing you actually looked at that floppy disk. That dude had stalker vibes and there's a good chance that he was watching you.

[@andrewmeyer3599]

He's in Sam's vents

[@astronautindisguise]

I wish I had been there to see Sam’s chat when he got jumped scared by the spider box cause you know there was absolutely no sympathy lmao.

[@Paradox_FPS]

I remember sending a letter and it somehow got mangled up in the mail, he salvaged a $2 bill and thew my letter out, thank you Sam

[@pawelkaras7231]

Steve Wallis is our generation's Bob Ross. Lots of love to him and lots of love to you Sam!

[@biblesaurus6862]

Hunker down!

[@coolnamebro7363]

Your spider-box reaction had me in stitches Sam. Well played to whoever sent that in.

[@KickTwo]

Yeah, you're the reason I got into hunt showdown in the first place. One of my favorite multiplayer games.

[@ManOfParody]

Holy shit, that floppy got me. Man is peak sociopath and I'm here for it.

[@colejordan7525]

I can't fucking believe Sam fell for the spider box. That shit had me in tears

[@Guerrilla-Green]

the genuine fear in sam from the ole spider box gag was the highlight for me

[@chupacabra184]

Somehow we can actually see Sam exhibit real emotion when he heard Steve Wallis' wife died... even Sam has a soul

[@simonfrank967]

Hey Sam, the blue clothing is the official german army clothing for physical exercises...from the late 90s to the early 2000s. Have worn it myself. The symbol is the "bundesadler"...the insignia of the "bundeswehr" aka the german military. So its cool. Greets from Bavaria

[@OGRageRay]

5 years is a proper amount of time to Hold a grudge

[@Capriboar]

Yeah, Steve's wife passed a few months back. He took a couple month break and he's back on it. It's hella sad especially given how sudden it was for him.

[@JargonMadjin]

A five year grudge and mental manipulation with the curiosity of what was contained on a floppy disk, sounds like a creepypasta

[@mateofeo2106]

Here I was thinking I was one of the few people that peeped that stealth camping vid at that roundabout. RIP to his wife.

[@tonydraht]

People sending Sam kommandostore drip is the content we need. Cant wait to see a life size gondola in the background one of these days

[@cherryfruit5492]

This mail content is actually amazing lol. I seriously feel like I couldn't get this shit anywhere else on KZbin unless I want to watch old idubbbz videos and hear slurs

[@ExtremKeks]

That tracksuit is the official sportswear of the german army. At the moment it's being replaced with a new version everyone hates.

[@WVRLORD]

Sams getting much more wholesome as he gets into old age 😂

[@Kalron9]

Hunt Showdown videos are by far my favorite videos Sam puts out. Tarkov greenscreen skits are damn good

[@vicrattlehead7624]

I’m waiting for Sam to open a box that’s literally just a plastic explosive.

[@AMG-316]

That would be nice...... As long as the wife and kiddos aren't home..... and Sam is wearing his protective hazmat suit!? 😬👍

[@sirweebs2914]

Honestly someone should make a somewhat not too dangerous ink bomb.

[@CaptainRavi0l1]

The shoutout to Camping with Steve losing his wife was out of left field but I appreciate it lmao

[@sirweebs2914]

Yea that was funny

[@shmeamanfuhr4422]

that gas mask that ripped out your hair is a surplus soviet gas mask that has asbestos for the filter :)

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

These mail in episodes really hit that "it's hell to be loved" energy.

[@wowie-ree131]

Sam made my day way better when he did his little lip biting dance at the start of the video

[@TrespasserAlt]

i genuinely jumped when i saw the blurred line below the mug lmao

[@mattduncan7727]

The first 15 seconds of this video pretty much sums up why Sam is the best KZbinr out there.

[@gamerai8007]

Love how much sam has come since the start ❤

[@animatorbug]

Not gonna lie, that blue tracksuit looks fly as hell on Sam

[@SpookyMidnightboi]

sam scrap the gaming videos, your lil commentary videos on feeding your brother shit and your mail time vids are new top tier love em!

[@thatonepyr0940]

Sam is the demon that I see when I sleep. I welcome him now but it's a shaky friendship.

[@Havel1999]

Ayooo! Im surprised my medals made it on the KZbin Video! Love that the video started with another marine sending in some silly shit too😂.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

17:20 Sam has referenced this scare a couple times now but still hasn’t explained what the duck he did to Scabbie to scare her so bad.

[@cgigammez5749]

didnt he hide behind a tree and jump at her?

[@TraitorsGambit]

Dedicating a morsel to a dead mans wife and then immediately spitting it on the ground is the most Sam move possible.

[@Sabbathguy]

Sam filling the void of idubbbz mail time vids is very appreciated

[@dakota7665]

I'm a Marine and introduced your videos to one of my Jr Marines. Randomly at work he just yell rat attack before oil checking random Marines

[@theklepto]

Despite events from the past, Sam still puts too much trust in his fans.

[@ianmalloy7847]

The man that snuck in wearing the German Militia Tracksuit and a rat hat at the end should show up more I bet he has good intentions.

[@globalmoron8304]

I just got into my bath with a nice glass of wine when I realized I had nothing to watch of substance. Thank you Samuel for uploading just in time.

[@MrFattandSassy]

You're not alone!

[@sirweebs2914]

You are doing it wrong. You always have to eat some sushi and Maki when in a bath.

[@dirtwater3638]

I have re watched you opening the secret spider box well over 100x at this point and it makes my life much better. Thank you for unaliving yourself momentarily 😂😂😂

[@ryanak817]

I can’t comprehend Sam’s trust in his viewers.

[@kobe7adac]

the fucking speed he goes "oh no, oH NO I KNOW WHAT THAT IS" and snatches the mug away from the camera

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

3:08 Sam not realizing the face hole is made for a gas mask is kinda adorable.

[@thetasty5246]

It's nice to find a video once in a while that really makes you laugh

[@Bigmark928]

My God, the man drops a video and my RAT SENSES begin tingling

[@lordtalo2062]

The spider box jumpscare was a Sun Tsu level tactic.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

2:40 I hope that guy is as happy as I feel for him, with his spectacular revenge.

[@predakiller2]

I love the fact people can just go see your videos and see you wear the fucking unboxing shirts in your day to day life. i love it

[@AnyBerlinWall]

You should give that spider box to your kid to play with. But I don't think she'll trust another box you give to her again after that

[@roamingrook9489]

Man just opens everything, trusting random people across the Internet not to put the head of a corpse or pipe bomb or something in a box.

[@NovaAndCat]

20 seconds in and I already threw up in my mouth, YOU SIR are an Artist

[@sirgentlebread7302]

Start sending floppy disks to Sam so he has to be reminded of that five year grudge constantly

[@pyrolisplays8380]

I love the Napoleon Dynamite face in the first 30 secs.

[@billybadass9031]

"Stories of faith producing fruit? Jesus Christ!" Exactly Sam. Exactly.

[@UnLoCkeeD]

22:20 holy fuck that aged well

[@Praneeth_-]

I know wtf 💀

[@SemiStableUniverse]

Every package is a roll of the dice. This man does this inside his home?!

[@kasch3288]

Don't sell yourself short Sam you've had some big names on your podcast so far.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

Sam's "European thug" tracksuit looks exactly like my Primark uniform lol

[@alext6933]

Spider moment instant classic

[@louisking4233]

Sam couldn't get both hands and lips on that mug fast enough lol.

[@spicyapplesauce1868]

imagine how different Sam's life will be if Abby never came back.

[@sekepa6247]

That gas mask looked like it was consuming your face... The scream made it seem it was your last attempt before getting fully controlled by that thing. Made me laugh

[@nukenative8001]

Yo I know you hate that sappy stuff sam but I've been going through a health scare lately and rewatching your vids has been the main thing keeping me sane so thank you man from the bottom of my heart

[@thunderface101]

Y'all got osteoporosis?

[@kappykrunch4624]

The guy trolling you with Amogus on the floppy was great. 🤣

[@asicklittlepuppy]

Old Head fans expect Sam to say "Good Job Stealth Camper, You got away with it!" crazy how getting kids ruins your morals.

[@soaringspoon]

It's what happens when you start streaming. Soon he's just gona be another Wubby :(

[@asicklittlepuppy]

@@soaringspoon he's already balding and fat

[@ItsPat89]

I like that there's a super slim chance this is one of my BUNDESWEHR tracksuits from when I was there. They get reused over and over again and you never know where they end up over the years.

[@lancehattemer6737]

Hopefully next time Sam opens an ied

[@franz.francisco]

if ted kaczynski still did his thing it would've been funny if he sent a package to sam

[@-sigma1584]

My fiancé bought me that thermal mug a few months ago and I just tossed it in the cupboard without really looking at it much. It sat there for about a month before my dear old grandmother came to visit and brewed some coffee. Needless to say it was a big surprise to her 93 year old eyes 😂 rip gram gram

[@chargerboi4982]

General Sam needs some authentic Hugo Boss merch from the 40’s

[@UnknownFoodCan]

Quite possibly the funniest video I've watched in a very long time. Good stuff

[@Awesomewithaz]

You really need to let the kids screen this first for your health. You can always have more kids but we can't lose our Head Rat.

[@hardworking7501]

I love it here every video finds me at the right time all classically funny and original.

[@SC0URG3.]

I feel like a colab between you and Nick Robinson (www.youtube.com/@babylonian ) would be fucking perfect, you guys are borderline doppelgangers with similar senses of humor.

[@berrymanalow]

The best part about this video coming out 11 days ago is that you know Sam has been balls deep in Dark and Darker ever since

[@SpregioCheeks]

I want to know what that coffee mug is. Also, you screaming at it was perfectly timed. Gf was in the other room and she got a call from the apt front door and let the amazon guy in the building, then she heard your scream from my phone the next room over, and thought she let a madman in and your scream was someone out in the lobby.

[@macstrong3106]

Sams Halloween costume with his daughters next year should be that exact outfit with those medals pinned on and a bump helmet.