I had to guard the SCARIEST PRISONERS EVER... Prison Simulator!

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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

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In Prison Simulator I finally get to give my editor Schmichael the abuse he deserves!
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#realcivilengineer #prisonsimulator #architectsgotojail

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@nintendocookie4646
@nintendocookie4646 2 жыл бұрын
14:06 you skipped over his “crime: Genocide” You turned away one of the most dangerous people in this universe. I love this fair and just system!
@Arthur_Putey
@Arthur_Putey 2 жыл бұрын
13:40 Possibly the darkest type of humour from devs: Kenneth Martinez Character: _HARMLESS_ Crime: _GENOCIDE_
@cones914
@cones914 2 жыл бұрын
Finally something is being done about the master architects invasion.
@simonplays5900
@simonplays5900 2 жыл бұрын
Real Civil: He killed someone with a spoon! *shows fork* Me: I don't think that-
@spookycookies8231
@spookycookies8231 2 жыл бұрын
Ooh you’re going to love playing Prison Architect cuz you can build your prison OR be the prisoner and try to escape. It’s a really fun game.
@Unknown-pl5mb
@Unknown-pl5mb 2 жыл бұрын
1:43 umm thats a fork
@aidenmyers9077
@aidenmyers9077 2 жыл бұрын
Who else loves RCE’s videos!
@NelielSugiura
@NelielSugiura 2 жыл бұрын
If your boss treats you like this... it might be a good time to call HR.
@dankollectz9456
@dankollectz9456 Жыл бұрын
You make the gap between joshes videos more bearable 😁😁😁
@mrtaapero2290
@mrtaapero2290 2 жыл бұрын
1:43 murder using a spoon. I was like hold up dats a fork.
@kingdionysus1867
@kingdionysus1867 2 жыл бұрын
"Ipsum est optimus," translates to I'm the best. It's Latin.
@elmadicine
@elmadicine Жыл бұрын
this makes me thing of Hard Time (the MDickie game), but from the guards' POV
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Schmichael, works for Matt gets beatings, what did you do Schmichael?, become a Architect? 😬
@dixon-yarmouth899
@dixon-yarmouth899 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious part about this game is that it was created by some teenage or young adult that has never been to prison lol
@Pepe-vd
@Pepe-vd 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt! I love the video's you're making! I would love to see you play some Minecraft again :)
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I get an architect advert on this video 😮 I'm so offended 🤣
@harrykirkby9161
@harrykirkby9161 2 жыл бұрын
He committed murder using a spoon *shows fork*
@verryscrewed9710
@verryscrewed9710 2 жыл бұрын
definitly a Spoon 1:42
@pxdofficial8918
@pxdofficial8918 2 жыл бұрын
for some reason, this channel is in its puberty
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 2 жыл бұрын
Simply the best!
@raphaelr.5904
@raphaelr.5904 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 spoon=fork
@epikmemer
@epikmemer 2 жыл бұрын
Ipsum Est Optimus: Him is the best Me:bruh
@AlexPortRacing
@AlexPortRacing Жыл бұрын
Crime... Genocide.. 😂
@vollmondkind6656
@vollmondkind6656 2 жыл бұрын
Wooo tormenting grace on multiple channels :3
@davidrell-dukai8250
@davidrell-dukai8250 2 жыл бұрын
hi you are my favourite youtuber
@dinodude7773
@dinodude7773 2 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@36reaper
@36reaper 2 жыл бұрын
why is his prison called him is the best
@louisbeaumesnil8133
@louisbeaumesnil8133 2 жыл бұрын
i hope scmichael is ok
@CroatGMD
@CroatGMD 2 жыл бұрын
420 views nice
@leoparathesweekgeeky7244
@leoparathesweekgeeky7244 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reallyrehans
@reallyrehans 2 жыл бұрын
Fourth ig lol? It came out 2 seconds ago and it has 20 likes
@Pandaa_lp
@Pandaa_lp 2 жыл бұрын
Luol
@pixelprofessor471
@pixelprofessor471 2 жыл бұрын
third no one cares
@rusteec
@rusteec 2 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until RCE handles the prison
@checcmac8693
@checcmac8693 2 жыл бұрын
*“Let’s use segregation”*
@zde1532
@zde1532 2 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games WHEN RCE handles the prison
@wildboy9893
@wildboy9893 2 жыл бұрын
it's fun
@jelly92
@jelly92 2 жыл бұрын
"First off we have to create some prisoners" I see you understand mass incarceration well
@funnymandoafunny1810
@funnymandoafunny1810 2 жыл бұрын
You suffer little to no consequences for physically abusing the prisoners? Wow, this game is realistic!
@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 Жыл бұрын
Depending on the crime and the criminal, I'm ok with that.
@Master5p
@Master5p Жыл бұрын
Do you know from expirance
@alienck3901
@alienck3901 Жыл бұрын
How u knw that is real?
@kanyemiddleeast9897
@kanyemiddleeast9897 11 ай бұрын
not funny
@TenoriteJS
@TenoriteJS 10 ай бұрын
not just prisoners, also guards
@Pyrochemik007
@Pyrochemik007 2 жыл бұрын
I was doubtful at first about you holding your editor in your basement, but seeing this gameplay, I am certain you do.
@BlinddragonsLair
@BlinddragonsLair 2 жыл бұрын
At leasthe feeds his, unlike a certain fact boi, allegedly
@HaibaneKuu
@HaibaneKuu 2 жыл бұрын
His editor is Grace
@jonnie2bad
@jonnie2bad 2 жыл бұрын
"good night michael" caves skull in with baton. "time to play canteen limbo!" smashes 8 prisoners into unconsciousness. I never laughed so much @ one of your videos.
@Balgoriusis
@Balgoriusis 2 жыл бұрын
Murder with a spoon yet puts on the image of the fork, true engineering right there.
@kadenbonnot8853
@kadenbonnot8853 2 жыл бұрын
That's schmichel's fault
@peterlarkin762
@peterlarkin762 2 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you've played forky spoony before
@thedamned14ever
@thedamned14ever 2 жыл бұрын
"I just can't cope anymore. The amount of mind numbing tasks I have to do. I've had enough." What everyone says when they get 2 years on lmao!
@TheFirstCyberNinja
@TheFirstCyberNinja 2 жыл бұрын
What everyone says after 5 minutes at work
@reverse_engineered
@reverse_engineered 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Schmichael. I can't imagine seeing someone beat an effigy of oneself, even as a joke. RCE is clearly enjoying this a bit much.
@officernoel
@officernoel 2 жыл бұрын
I played the demo like a month ago and loved this game. Now rce plays it, life couldn't get better than this
@havnmartin
@havnmartin 2 жыл бұрын
i Got an oculus quest 2
@havnmartin
@havnmartin 2 жыл бұрын
Beat that
@kadenbonnot8853
@kadenbonnot8853 2 жыл бұрын
@@havnmartin getting an Oculus quest and a ps5
@kadenbonnot8853
@kadenbonnot8853 2 жыл бұрын
@@havnmartin I didn't I'm just saying it would be better
@havnmartin
@havnmartin 2 жыл бұрын
@@kadenbonnot8853 Nice.
@nimawa6272
@nimawa6272 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt, could you maybe play Oxygen not Included or Satisfactory
@titanictitan4963
@titanictitan4963 2 жыл бұрын
Promoted after beating half the inmates and multiple guards on like day 2.. I feel like a pre-school is a more punishing place then this prison
@superolo
@superolo 2 жыл бұрын
1:46 Polish description. Love that (I am from Poland)
@kadenbonnot8853
@kadenbonnot8853 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get very far in counting. Literally hasn't counted 1 person
@MrBunBuns1496
@MrBunBuns1496 2 жыл бұрын
Bro ur growing sooo fast
@Badatit482
@Badatit482 2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see you play world of goo it’s sort of a building and puzzle game combination
@DeDvaO
@DeDvaO 2 жыл бұрын
Love patreons names hahha “architect with mit engineering degree” and so on.
@smilemore1997
@smilemore1997 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it only makes sense that you had to pay for the drill bit, right? You had to pay to replace it so the other staff doesn’t notice it’s missing.
@RealHunterVR
@RealHunterVR 2 жыл бұрын
That pistol in the shooting range was very accurate exept for the sound (which wasn't accurate at all)
@luvster772
@luvster772 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the infamous "Know Yourself the Best" Prison, a classic.
@swil7920
@swil7920 2 жыл бұрын
I’m first… wow 0 views that’s a thing I don’t see that very much…
@droppedpasta
@droppedpasta 2 жыл бұрын
Only Tesco’s finest for Mr. The Editor
@lorenzoperotti4813
@lorenzoperotti4813 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the conjugation with ipsum, you have to use nominative with esse, so it is: Ipse est optimus
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn Жыл бұрын
I thought he'd be going more for Ipsum Optimum That makes more sense as a title for his prison.
@tobiaswessels1659
@tobiaswessels1659 2 жыл бұрын
this video is a perfect representation of the prisoners experiment
@aramisortsbottcher8201
@aramisortsbottcher8201 2 жыл бұрын
yep
@axel-11
@axel-11 2 жыл бұрын
nope
@PloverTechOfficial
@PloverTechOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful Matt or schmicheal might stop working for you!
@noctumbrus
@noctumbrus 2 жыл бұрын
"ipsum est optimus" - yourself is the best?
@harrykirkby9161
@harrykirkby9161 2 жыл бұрын
RCE I’ve been watching since about 20K subs and I’m so happy for you nearly at 1 million subscribers
@haberdasherrykr8886
@haberdasherrykr8886 2 жыл бұрын
Every conflict small or big is dealt with spinal injury beatings .. I've never seen such exuberant justice anywhere before
@haberdasherrykr8886
@haberdasherrykr8886 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even have to be a conflict.. It could just as well be a guy lying down in his prison bed
@chairpara
@chairpara 2 жыл бұрын
0:49 freedom of speech left the chat
@tally4401
@tally4401 2 жыл бұрын
Corrections Officers (CO's) are out on the yard with offenders, but aren't allowed to use the equipment because their job is to be an overpaid babysitter.
@SarcasticSloth69
@SarcasticSloth69 Жыл бұрын
12:12 that last quote lmao
@joshuacampbell3100
@joshuacampbell3100 2 жыл бұрын
As someone fluent in Latin, "Ipsum Est Optimus" makes very little sense.
@BierMeister360
@BierMeister360 2 жыл бұрын
doesnt it translate to him is the best?
@bando9482
@bando9482 2 жыл бұрын
it is probably the best shape
@jaspernijman6052
@jaspernijman6052 2 жыл бұрын
To me it looks like: 'self is best'
@joshuacampbell3100
@joshuacampbell3100 2 жыл бұрын
@@bando9482 I wish but that would be figura optima est.
@bando9482
@bando9482 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuacampbell3100 ah
@aldenking4427
@aldenking4427 2 жыл бұрын
I want to hear your thoughts on an architectural engineer
@cianbutterfield791
@cianbutterfield791 2 жыл бұрын
Most people like having two eyes.
@rangerleaf1505
@rangerleaf1505 2 жыл бұрын
He is called Big Riley because he has a big heart
@T-minus-infinite
@T-minus-infinite 2 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy but it should be ipsum optimum est, I believe
@kommissarjunior9298
@kommissarjunior9298 2 жыл бұрын
I think you should play prison architect
@ME-wg7mj
@ME-wg7mj 2 жыл бұрын
With peace and love, you should stick to civil engineering and not change to a prison guard career anytime soon
@PloverTechOfficial
@PloverTechOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
A prison guard who wants chaos… nice
@dynamicgman1835
@dynamicgman1835 2 жыл бұрын
Using a pitch counter for the roll call 😭😭
@MysterWacht88
@MysterWacht88 2 жыл бұрын
You should play prison architect
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike how he rewards his supporters by renaming them to there online names and throwing them in a, very strongly shaped prison.
@kaitofler6305
@kaitofler6305 2 жыл бұрын
He should play escapists 2
@kyootsukumi5853
@kyootsukumi5853 2 жыл бұрын
Holy, this channel grew big, I remember subscribing when it was still at 25k and the polybridge videos
@RealmsCrossMyths
@RealmsCrossMyths 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp 3:40 Okay, who was that? Who said I'm not a girl? I'll knock you lights out! *gets the shite beat out of me.*
@ekanshgoyal6742
@ekanshgoyal6742 2 жыл бұрын
Matt, pretty late upload today eh?! You've disrupted my whole schedule built around your videos..
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming 2 жыл бұрын
We can blame Schmichael, I think it was retaliation for how he was treated in the video...
@brentsheltz6473
@brentsheltz6473 2 жыл бұрын
Next time put scmichael in solitary
@schmichaeltheeditor2243
@schmichaeltheeditor2243 2 жыл бұрын
Oi! Don't give him ideas like that!..
@theswullnasty3353
@theswullnasty3353 2 жыл бұрын
🥺👉🏼👈🏼 ⬆️ Me patiently waiting for his next Minecraft upload
@berggran
@berggran 2 жыл бұрын
Hellooooooooo matt
@jonfox17
@jonfox17 2 жыл бұрын
Ipsum est optimus. I don't think that means what you think that means. But you are an engineer so I guess that is the best you can do. Pat pat pat.
@bobbys332
@bobbys332 2 жыл бұрын
Tesco value gruel to Tesco finest gruel sounds like too much of an upgrade, maybe stick to Tesco standard gruel and the occasional extra pinch of seasoning?
@venomousvolcano3045
@venomousvolcano3045 2 жыл бұрын
You should play Builderment, it’s a conveyer belt Mining game
@timehunter9467
@timehunter9467 2 жыл бұрын
The limbo part actually gave me a good laugh, I don’t know why but it really got me!
@death13a
@death13a 2 жыл бұрын
How does Engineer guards prisoners? Brick and Mortar
@crispyobacon338
@crispyobacon338 2 жыл бұрын
"ipsum est optimus" is latin for " he is the best"
@JanTonovski
@JanTonovski 2 жыл бұрын
No, it means: myself is the best
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming 2 жыл бұрын
It was actually engineering... Google translate is a bit iffy on the Latin it seems!
@crispyobacon338
@crispyobacon338 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming ohh okay. Thanks for that man! Indeed, engineering is the best😌 And as always, keep up the amazing content! Brings me joy everyday, even on the darkest of them
@hamerzonBox
@hamerzonBox 2 жыл бұрын
The Ipsum Est Optimus Latin for It's very good
@HEXCAT10008
@HEXCAT10008 6 ай бұрын
Little did you know that shmikl has made a plan to yeet A TACTICAL NUKE!
@HEXCAT10008
@HEXCAT10008 6 ай бұрын
(lol:3)
@Space_and_time...just_bliss
@Space_and_time...just_bliss Жыл бұрын
HE USED A FORK AS A SPOON!!!! why who does that 1:44
@tazert8272
@tazert8272 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a second I see polish in the first 4 minutes 😳 are you polish?
@TamTam2411
@TamTam2411 2 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of asking you to play Satisfactory
@deniellekatesbuhian5421
@deniellekatesbuhian5421 2 жыл бұрын
I though bridges suck died turns out he got himself inside the prison
@doggocentral
@doggocentral 2 жыл бұрын
He said he killed him with a spoon and put a picture of a fork
@ehall9149
@ehall9149 2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought about playing robocraft?
@Duvstep910
@Duvstep910 2 жыл бұрын
RCE is growing so fast 😅
@qui-gon
@qui-gon 2 жыл бұрын
Should have been a prison for architects only
@user-cp5pc5qi6k
@user-cp5pc5qi6k 2 жыл бұрын
On the thumbnail it shoupd be
@pirate3224
@pirate3224 2 жыл бұрын
What does "ipsum est optimus" mean i couldn't find out
@cyphi474
@cyphi474 2 жыл бұрын
14:08 Genocide???? Chairs ready, Kenneth.
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