I hate this kind of programmer

Just a bit of programmer humor. Ever looked through old Git commits to try and figure out when a bug was introduced? I got to do that this evening and here's the very useful commit messages I ran into. Yes, this is intended as a joking, funny video. But these are real git commit messages and were TERRIBLE and USELESS.
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[@andreassumerauer5028]

Seems like he was smart enough to cover his tracks.

[@cultofhercules]

Guilty lol

[@VuLinhAssassin]

Programming is like being a detective in a murder case in which you are also the perpetrator

[@lookupverazhou8599]

What have I done!?! No, seriously, I don't know what I did.

[@VuLinhAssassin]

@@lookupverazhou8599 Give up, your bug has been logged and a new JIRA ticket is being assigned to you.

[@Adrian-cu9us]

Criminal 😂

[@mariuspet89]

I'm a junior, but I will write meaning comments from now one 🙈

[@perfectionbox]

That's how it goes. You haven't suffered as a programmer until you work on a team 🤣

[@utubevideos3317]

I think they should start paying him better salary, or he will leave behind toxic code without comments! dont blame him, blame the bureaucracy, afterall many managers have to eat what he earns!

[@tancoviols9894]

I know it’s late but, if you ever find yourself in a similar situation, remember that ‘git bisect’ and ‘git blame’ can save you tons of time

[@nilesoien7867]

And the best part of this plan is, no one can stop me!

[@richardhasting6046]

Time for a short team meeting...

[@moaxcp]

Always squash before merging

[@slr150]

Stop complaining and use git blame!

[@bagzhansadvakassov1093]

git commit --allow-empty-message -m ""

[@JosephOziel]

I’m even worse. I just use one letter

[@Noam-Bahar]

This is the WORST 🤬

[@Hatchling-q9e]

He's a man of few words😂

[@thalibmuhammad9519]

reject the PR

[@irvingsuarez]

Hahahah

[@6754bettkitty]

If you know a commit before the bug was introduced, you can use git bisect to find the buggy commit.

[@eirenedelosreyes6025]

Hahaha.

[@rohitkorde8184]

i will literally scold junior devs if there commit message dont have Jira ticket mentioned…

[@CodingWithJohn]

I've definitely had to make this exact reminder a few times in the last couple months

[@ajaya9541]

😂

[@jeanehu-pludain6640]

who is in fault ? dev or git ?

[@kIllera911]

KISS principle - keep it simple silly

[@Maniac-007]

Wait till u see the “.” commit messages

[@CodingWithJohn]

Yeah those are great as well. I also like "Implemented code review comments"

[@AkshaySharma-bg3oj]

Wanna know what quality of w**d he smokes, Even entry level dev won't be doing this kind of stuff.

[@OverrideTips]

I am absolutely crying rn :kekw:

[@kalamatej]

I hate too when people don't explicitly mention they are introducing a bug 😂

[@miguel900030]

Try to use git semantic commits, along with maybe husky for check the commit format before a pushing Srry about my english 😂

[@philipschroeder5427]

Also what I hate is, when I use some library or code from a coworker, and I know it somehow works with an algorithm called BlaBlub, but I still have no clue what it does and why I need it. Then I find this: /** * @brief The BlaBlub Algorithm */ class BlaBlubAlgorithm { ... } I mean what keeps you from writing how to use that algorithm, what problem does it solve for us, maybe a link to the documentation or scientific paper. I wonder why programmers don't get that comments like that are not helping. Sadly those are the same programmers that think that comments are a code smell and good naming is sufficient. Also they are the ones that tell you that comments are bad because they get out of sync. For those people here is some secret fact that will get you completely by surprise, wait for it: When you change a methods specification (Implementation can change independent of comments as long as the functionality stays the same) you need to UPDATE the comments. I wonder how such people think. "I have a function that cooks coffee, and now I change the code so it cooks tea. But the comment still says that this function cooks coffee, what should I do??? Best I whine about it in some forum that comments get out of sync." Just freaking update the comment, not rocket science.

[@kartikeysatyarthi5279]

Lol people asked me to do such a thing instead of making it sensible.

[@moby11k]

my mind gets so foggy trying to write commit messages i don't blame him

[@alty6313]

mama im inlove with a criminal😍😂😂

[@anonymous_anonymity]

I also do not write commit messages.

[@abdulrashidsinancu1630]

Please make a lecture on streams in java

[@bobfarker4001]

Documentation is under rated.

[@bkr_418]

Guilty 😅

[@KimCarlos12]

Beautiful

[@clarkvaughan]

Ah dindoit! 🙄🤔🤣

[@amarboparai4159]

Lol

[@MrWilde]

Omg my pete peve

[@maverick_entertainment21]

lol

[@stolz_ar]

Bruh...

[@ettiennevanzyl5377]

LOOOL

[@teaadvice4996]

Sounds like you're fault for not teaching him

[@CodingWithJohn]

Not on my team unfortunately...

[@teaadvice4996]

@@CodingWithJohn haha

[@MrSkinkarde]

who the hell reads comments anyway

[@hamidbluri3135]

man, if you are not that genius to find out the bug, that's your problem, the commit messages are enough 😂

[@colbyboucher6391]

And it takes all of two seconds to describe what you actually changed.

[@bcego6pe]

who approved this?

[@johnlongaski2715]

Mine are worse