I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!

[@ailius1520]

Did you ever here the tale of the scorpion and the frog? The scorpion asks: I need to cross the pond. Could I ride on your back, and you swim to the other side? The frog says: No, you'll sting me! But the scorpion says: I won't sting you, because if I sting you when you're in the middle of the pond, I'll drown too. With that explanation, the frog reluctantly agrees to ferry the scorpion across the pond. Halfway across the pond, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog says: Why did you do such a thing? Now we are both going to die! The scorpion replies: Sorry, I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!

[@Taylzz]

Nice!

[@4nthr4x]

Beautiful

[@andrewg3196]

The Driver is just like me omg

[@gavinjenkins899]

The scorpion replied "Lol. Lmao, even"

[@alphaaether597]

That ending was so goofy. The roasts and sass from Grey was awesome. GG!

[@grey-pn9xr]

Thanks 😃

[@Sam-bn5bb]

I actually disagree that grey should have built a wonder on the island when the 4 of them were still alive. By building a wonder at that moment, it would have cemented the 3v1 against him because it puts a timer on the 3 of them working together to kill grey. By delaying the wonder, it left room for them to betray each other which ultimately ended up happening and gave grey the wiggle room to win. Well played grey!

[@grey-pn9xr]

Ya, I wanted to remain as neutral as possible while still showing my disappointment. A wonder would have forced them to attack as was the case with purp, btw I may have helped purp if he didn't have a wonder.(not teal though too dangerous)

[@benjaminparent4115]

True but banking on your enemies making a mistakes is a risky strategy, nothing guaranteed the alliance would shatter.

[@MyNameIsMcBad]

@@grey-pn9xr You played with the biggest brains possible. Best community game in a long time. I thought you were going to persuade Green to backstab Red+Blue but you did the right thing by making them blink first. Green figured out the game theory and took up 2nd place EZ

[@grey-pn9xr]

@@MyNameIsMcBad thanks I tried my best. 😊

[@ibrahimali4234]

@@grey-pn9xrhow did u reply to blue’s question “ where is his king” and then u said “ just ask me, he is on the island”

[@EvanBear]

I appreciate orange sticking up for yellow. Loyal people are the best.

[@grey-pn9xr]

For people wondering i was the same grey that dropped in 69×420 game, and that was my first commie game. So i was really happy i won my first commie game that i didnt disconnect from. Also thanks everyone for all the compliments 😊.

[@briandicks1080]

Well played on this one. I was Green. 😂😂 Looking back the situation was not quite as hopeless as I thought it was w red and blue. But the people love action. 😂

[@luisschneider3108]

are you a smurf account for iSit? LOL

[@aaronarguijo8293]

​@@briandicks1080 why no demos

[@TheTWH9]

@@briandicks1080 You made the right choice! That was hilarious, and red and blue would prob have turned on you once grey was dead if you all managed to take him out. Very well played, grats on that silver lmao

[@TheTWH9]

Awesome job grey, I thought teal and purp would team up and then eventually turn on you but you made the right choice turning on teal. Legendary trash talk and way to persuade green to turn lmao such an entertaining game. Grats on the win! I felt bad when you dc from the 69 420 game. This was well deserved redemption haha

[@billdewall6152]

Green, Grey, and Red are exactly the kind of people I want to see in these community games. Paranoia, indignant outrage, overt trash talk, and betrayal are key for a good exploding kings dumpster fire.

[@grey-pn9xr]

Lol thanks 😅😅

[@drago939393]

Don't underestimate Blue's contribution - the "straight man" appearing all rational and calm, while secretly scheming. The final 4 really were something!

[@KingaHan]

What's dumpter fire

[@archinatic678]

Lmao Grey tried to turn them against each other and Green made it happen.

[@grey-pn9xr]

I take pride in my persuasion skills 😃

[@onikoneko]

"I've got blood on my hands... red blood" I died laughing there

[@JohnLeePettimoreIII]

you and me both. 😃

[@hanniballecter1954]

This was one of the games of all time. Especially when green said it's greening time and greened all over his allies

[@non-stick6327]

This comment got me so hyped

[@anthonym3687]

This was definitely a game

[@firemyst9064]

​@Anthony M lmao! I was also thinking there's a missing adjective. Also greening all over, classic green move.

[@jackalope_hunter]

@@firemyst9064 it's a thing from penguinz0/critical

[@SIGNOR-G]

AOE 2 is a game indeed

[@spatbee]

thank you Green for making this game hilarious

[@thegabbro2608]

Green was the fucking badass in this game

[@steveolotu52]

Grey was the genius villain like Sauron. Green was the weak Gollum, killing Frodo in Shelobs lair and taking away the chance of the heroes to triumph over evil in an epic battle.

[@spicywolfsongs]

I have been in Blues position before playing games with other people, so frustrating when you see the path to victory but other people just say screw you and yeet ya

[@Th3UprightMan]

Uh huh, yeah, I'd totally have trusted the dude with the wonder who pinky-swore to delete it after gray is dead.

[@christian9540]

Blue screwed himself in making a wonder and also did not delete it for an agreement with green. He did not offer anything useful.

[@welshlout3400]

Green just decided to hire themselves as Grey's sleeper agent. I dig it.

[@Th3UprightMan]

The cherry on top would have been green admitting he went undercover and had to have everyone fooled, including gray, while secretly remaining his friend and working towards helping his victory. That would have thrown him into eternal aoe2 legend territory among the likes of snippy and hopper etc.

[@JonasHansable]

Green - the worst ally and best enemy one can have. A true agent of destruction.

[@nathanfranks1476]

I bet red chucked his keyboard out a window after this lol…oh god…after ALLL that smack talk…saying grey was dead and should resign…and then you get slapped 🤣.

[@onikoneko]

He overestimated the power of friendship

[@grey-pn9xr]

Lol

[@HEXPO]

im happy grey won. red seemed annoying

[@grey-pn9xr]

Thanks😊

[@C2TheHill2910]

I watched this live and as funny as it is to see somebody get backstabbed. i was kinda mad becouse he settled for second place with that.

[@Th3UprightMan]

As opposed to second place against blue with a markedly less entertaining match. Green is a proper gladiator, giving the public what they yearn for.

[@Josuegurrola]

​@@Th3UprightMan red blood. YES

[@JRWatchman85]

T90 did is again; introduced the players and forgot one of the Civs they were playing as. Red playing as Celts. btw. T90, you do this so often and it make my OCD mad...lol The trash talk on this game was great.

[@T90Official]

I do it to make sure you are paying attention

[@JRWatchman85]

@T90Official - Age Of Empires 2 love your videos. Thank you for doing what you do.

[@Osteichthyes]

Why didn't anyone build towers/castle along the shoreline with heated shot to deal with Grey's ships? He doesn't get Cannon Galleons right? Build them slightly back to keep them safe from trebs, build a dock under it and use that as a staging ground. These community games are wild. Also Grey had no allies because he was with teal/purp, but then they fell apart and even though he switched, he lacked that pre-existing alliance.

[@jessicamiller7385]

Interesting. Grey even said he couldn't make cannon galleon. A hint, maybe?

[@quasii7]

Well, they aren't the best players in the community games usually

[@Josuegurrola]

​@@quasii7 also no patience an excitement gets the best of them. Not green though 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂

[@TM-wm7om]

Them not going all in against Grey was an obvious resignation, but I think green can be excused for those kills.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

That was some great moves from Green. Maybe he felt a bit guilty for betraying Gray so did some extra betrayals towards the end.

[@Milktube]

Shit moves from Green. Guaranteed that he would lose.

[@nsmnk3922]

Love the banter between Grey and Red! :D

[@ryanwinsor4458]

eh, I was with Blue. However, Green's antics had me LMAO

[@NatoBoram]

I recently discovered the channel and I can't believe how often you upload community games. I'm watching like two games a day and seeing this one uploaded so recently after I just watched your last one makes it so exciting!

[@JohnLeePettimoreIII]

his channels are well worth the subscription.

[@noahpavelski7745]

“I’d love to but I don’t see him leaving his little treehouse” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tom Aquinas is a legend just for that line and the snipe on Red

[@oldbuddyolpal9859]

I waited 1 hour and 18 minutes for the title to happen and it was WORTH IT

[@ferrisffalcis]

honestly if i were in the position of teal or orange or yellow in this game i would simply blow the hell out of the ally who didn't do anything to help

[@lunafoxfire]

lol I thought Grey might win but not like that!

[@kwiktripslave9368]

Migration is one of the best for exploding kings. Allows islands to be nuked without ruining others at least early game.

[@karladajca3205]

Grey was funny but Green made this more entertaining and the painful realizations mixed with his addiction of killing players who would be a threat to Grey was extremely funny. I was laughing with T90 during that ridiculous moment when Green sniped Red and blue and then said, "I have a problem!" lmao. Also loved the sass from grey lol! gg wp!

[@SammyWhiteley]

I was hoping to see Yellow try and run his king as close to Purple as possible when he knew he was beaten

[@shaun4772]

Some people just want to watch the world burn lol

[@AaronAkaFinal7C]

Mod idea: highwaymen: remaining units after a regicide turn into hostile military Gaia units that are controlled by an insane hard AI. So snipes are even more dangerous.

[@HiopX]

The animals on the asian towers are guardian lions (shi shi) or lion dogs (koma inu) and are prevalent found guarding entrances to temples and other important buildings

[@jessicamiller7385]

I've watched so many of these, but this one was hilarious. Shout out to green for having a serious problem. It was worth.

[@NowisFurther]

1:13:46 ¿who the hell grey know the private message? ¿he is a wizard?

[@grey-pn9xr]

Lol

[@APPYuGiChannel]

So it turns out Green was loyal to Grey all along.

[@panzer9163]

Green never betrayed Grey, he just infiltrated Grey's enemies to kill them from the inside.

[@AlexSwePR]

I appreciate GreyCHAD. He has exactly the kind of mindset I would've if I would be in on of these games. Plus...probably more skill than me.

[@attilathechilla.1383]

so the Rakata infinite Empire is a star wars reference to an alien race that took over a fair bit of the galaxy. they were sensetive to the dark side of the force and used the force to operate their warp drives and such. you can learn more at 'geetsly's' channel.

[@Jz4p]

I forgot the title of this video and absolutely cracked up when Green made his admission. 11

[@MadnessTW]

I wonder if green felt bad for his behavior towards gray and that's why he did what he did. It might explain his subconscious urges.

[@jjanevski]

So happy that Grey won, and even more happy with the way cocky Red died. Green was spectacular. Grey’s legendary chat made his 3 enemies really second guess each other.

[@grey-pn9xr]

thnx

[@BB8B8]

spoilers . . . . . Green turning on Blue may have been dumb, but Green turning on Red was hilarious. It was also a much better victory strategy than Red's attempt to whine his opponent to death

[@nathanfranks1476]

Red annoys me… he doesn’t care at all about the viewers…. He just wants to play Sims and have no one attack anyone

[@llJiggyFlyll]

He was the Lawful Good player. Which to be fair, has it's place, him constantly calling out the bullies did motivate some of the early alliances to gang up.

[@7thDylan]

He was noob

[@thomasbrocklebank6673]

Brilliant. Cudnt stop laughing. That right there was pretty special. Quality

[@betelgeux6010]

the grey tower is something that i swear i climbed it in tomb raider sometimes

[@Kai.CRoleplaying]

Truly an entertaining and crazy game. More drama and betrayal in this than a song of ice and fire

[@Milktube]

Really lame seeing someone (Green) not play to win, only playing to decide a winner by hamstringing everyone else while the top score and clear frontrunner gets to go on a victory march unopposed. I would've loved to see a strategic Blue + Red trying to siege Grey's base heavily fortified with walls and castles and towers and stuff. Would enough petards sneak in on a transport ship? We'll never get to find out -_-

[@christian9540]

Grey was awesome in the end. And he added the spice that green killed red that his chance of winning was there. Amazing. Purple may would have won before if he totally did not screw up his king position... You can clearly see some are stupid in their reasoning. Blue should have destroyed his wonder to put faith into his words. But blue, red and green wanted to snitch onto each other. And well, grey spiced it even more. I really loved that game, it was amazing.

[@ajaymalik4473]

Grey is chad

[@jamesmoniz5263]

imo purp is the most infuriating type of diplo game player. He talks as if he's playing diplo, but doesn't actually help anyone or be loyal to anyone. Like not fun to play with, but great to paly against. no idea why teal thought allying purp was a good idea, just put a target on his back, and purple sat and watched teal die

[@ART-zc3dl]

This is hilarious! I will remember this game out of all))) So much character in all players))))

[@supermonkeyturtle]

T90 rulz

[@deadfichboat]

Grey did not kill a single king, and wins. Mr Sun Tzu here.

[@mata6669]

the title line is a Classic!

[@KyuuTomoyaki]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PURPLE!!!! He killed my favorite player right away. I nearly leapt out of my chair in excitement when Grey killed his king. I think Grey might be my new favorite player! Red and Orange deserve some high praise in this game too. No idea who has won yet, but needed to get my thoughts down. So yeah, two middle fingers to purple! Hope he learned his lesson!

[@grey-pn9xr]

Thank you for your support 😊

[@anurag7573]

Three stooges! that would've been the perfect video title

[@Baddie_xP]

Best game ever. Extremely happy purple and teal lost.

[@markdowse3572]

Green was a brilliant sneak sniper! 😁 Grey was the boss of macro and diplo. Well played, mate! 👍😊 Superb game. Thanks, T90. 🙏 M 🦘🏏😎

[@Th3UprightMan]

Will you still not tell me what's with the autistic signature after every comment?

[@jackcarver1629]

Purple going aggro early really started this game off right! Nobody likes getting killed early of course (rip yellow) but purple started all the action, teal was totally game for it and all of sudden the world had two big baddies with a dream! I was a little sad when grey betrayed them because the writing was on the wall on who the next one to fall would be. Thankfully, green got tired of red's soapbox because from a viewer perspective I think the three man gang up would have been a sour ending. Blue played honourably and I think it would have been nice to see blue and green duke it out at sea with grey but of course green has a serious problem 😂

[@grey-pn9xr]

It was not such an easy decision. First I thought Green was gonna be my best friend so I betrayed teal when I had to choose. Second if I had chosen teal purp. Yes we would have won the 3v4 but after that I was dead 2nd place at best. While if green had my back, I'd have a 2v2 and I could beat green late game. So it was a gamble. Never though green would turn on me though.

[@sam30863]

In the end Green was loyal to Grey afterall.. long con

[@MrLordLowbob]

I imagine grey like some small dude, not up for any fight, but absolutely safe due to his position, just shouting bullshit at the group of feral animals at the ground ;D

[@grey-pn9xr]

lol I thought I was being civil, I suppose not.

[@Xeonerable]

Grey trying to play mindgames with those guys an red retorting with "you underestimate the power of friendship" made me laugh so much.

[@grey-pn9xr]

LMAO

[@varietywiarrior]

On the one hand, green having a serious problem is hilarious and i love it. But on the other, grey needed to be put in his place, but red and blue never got the chance to vibe check him out of existence.

[@grey-pn9xr]

I disagree grey did great. lol jk i suppose I was a bit too annoying.

[@christianpetersen1918]

never laughed so much, that was amazing green

[@singularleaf3895]

It would've been perfect if when Green sniped Blue and said, "I was always your friend," in response to what Grey said, but the "I have a serious problem" is just as good.

[@TheChessRunner]

In general I hate settling for 2nd, but I don't think green had a win condition anyway. So then it was just funny

[@CalebShimomura]

welllll he could've done what he did after blue took care of grey but either way the chat after he did it was legendary

[@TheChessRunner]

@@CalebShimomura blue alone was never taking care of grey. So only chance they had, was if green fully committed too. In that case he never succeeds in killing blue and still ends up 2nd, but in less legendary way

[@seraphimconcordant]

@@TheChessRunner there was a chance he could have helped out blue and just betrayed him right when they eliminated grey's navy and most of the towers, leaving it be grey vs green but green has water control and just needs to kill the wonder with cannon galleons

[@TakshakAKALali]

12:58 Did the villager just get down using the ladder from the tower? 🤯

[@giantWario]

I totally get Green, I'm addicted to sniping too. It really is a serious problem, T90 should start a support group.

[@andersnielsen3163]

How do one join the comm games? I have only played Singleplayer, and im abit afraid of going blindly into multiplayer,. would love to join a casual community game :)

[@theblacksheep1000]

you have to wait for 5 years, donate your life saving to Twitch, and you have to buy expensive merch, then maybe hell will consider you.... maybe

[@limezze]

more 69 x 420 maps...

[@brucecallas2655]

Looks like Grey was paying attention in the history lessons when they teached the "dividi et impera" tactic in the roman empire

[@DerM0H]

Greens moves were only bad if viewed isolated with the goal to win itself in mind. But considering how the 3v1 went and how they were making hidden alliances against each other, green probably just saw the others as unreliable allys(which they were) and he saw that grey played them all. If i'd been green, i'd done the same, except i'd admit greys better play and give him the game with an announcement Grey getting shit on by the alliance and then holding out so strong deserves admiration

[@grey-pn9xr]

Thank for your kind word good sir/madam.

[@DerM0H]

@@grey-pn9xr Well deserved 🙏

[@grizzzy]

grey is a chad

[@grey-pn9xr]

Thanks

[@the_witchdoctor]

If Grey hadn't backstabbed teal and purple, their trio would have easily beaten the others. I think purple was being sincere about allied victory

[@grey-pn9xr]

Ya but there was no way I was gonna be able to beat teal or purp after that.

[@the_witchdoctor]

I guess that is fair, and it ended up working out pretty well, congrats on the win btw!

[@oldbuddyolpal9859]

The legend of TomAquinas

[@Typhy7]

Green was mvp for sure lmao. Made the game so much more entertaining.

[@jakegingrich7214]

That was great :)

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Mommy: what are u doing? We have to go shopping. Baby: shat ap! I'm playing drunk aoe2. Mommy: I thought that video game was dead? Baby: my....hic....viewers can hear u TALKING!

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

24.24 mb40:wololooo! Huns Huns HUNS! 24.24 they have the right to bring back Huns since they removed them in the first place. Because of DE the creative process is stifled. I seen your vids monitoring apm, tc idle time, lumber resources for military buildings and villager count.

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

50.21-51.11 (coastal breeze ding ding) Green and grey are having a party. There's a few turkeys hanging around which makes me think of nostalgic american thanksgiving with my wonderful parents and the b&%@/.

[@lilblue007]

Purple asks for Teals help, he helps.. Purple dips out.. Grey helps Teal on water.. then backstabs Teal.. Then everyboyd backstabs grey.. meanwhile everybody else is passive.. These games are frustrating to watch somebody like Red do nothing but gaslight everybody.

[@Mercury1600]

"The new DLC isnt selling enough copies!" "Ok add it to the ranked que"

[@dominusalicorn3684]

Just watched this from Throw Me Away's new music video 1:17:50 is where the laughing and money line comes in You're welcome, new viewers looking for the timestamp

[@enricodemeo]

I stopped at 1:10:00 - this has got to be the craziest commie game I ever witnessed. The plot twists are amazing, the backstabbing, the characters, the trash talk. I am so fixated right now. Who needs Game Of Thrones when you got T90 community games. amazing beyond words.

[@notbrawls]

Letz spam comments

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Given all the options, civs, graphics and nuclear capabilities of DE, I wonder how effectively I can avoid aggression if I mask information under these circumstances?

[@RheaMainz]

This is the scummiest community game I've seen! Teal's the only one I'd trust and the rest played too selfishly, treacherously, or stupidly..! Grey might have the most acidic attitude in community games and green is a contender for being the dumbest!

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

(Ensemble DE) 24.23 if that's a barbarossa ffa castle u can mass villagers only, mass fishing ships and build 8 docks along the shore with some off the start island for nearby fish collection.

[@TeveshSzat89]

T90, Peru is a wonderful country. I whole heartedly recommend hiking the Incan Trail and visiting Machu Picchu.

[@drachenmagus1604]

I don't think green was being stupid. I think he saw the writing on the wall. If he stuck with Red and Blue he was looking at probably being third, maybe second if he diplo well. By snipping both Red and Blue, not only did he secure silver (second place) but he did it on his own terms and got two king kills. It was probably a smart move on his part.

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Pilgrims is nice but it contains funny towers and nuclear kings. I don't like DE nukes it's not middle ages. I will watch some though and hopefully I don't chuck.

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

31.01-31.39 I would only play around with community games not tournament games or pro games.

[@repeets5455]

I feel sorry it had to come to this, but I HAVE to speak up at this point! HOW is the Mongol tower only a 7?!?! It is cleaaarly at least an 8.5!!!

[@BirdMoose]

I think Green's 1st snipe was the perfect move for the situation, and the 2nd was just downright funny, though he prolly should have negotiated a wonder deletion instead. If I ever join a commie game, my king castle will have 3 layers of walls around it lol

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Philster:bleargh why u chanel so mad t34? T34:THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH DE!

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Back in the day whenever there was a Mongol Aztec match up, u really had to think. Now u can just go the hermaphrodites or the hippies and say f%#/ it.

[@Redhitcz]

So only purple attacking yellow, and yellow have whole map, to hide some vills and kings and he of course not do that, because letting king die is better option......

[@AnAsthmatic]

T90 should do a building analysis video where he follows the action, but doesn't talk about it, he just talks about the buildings in the background.

[@cornbeefsandwich2828]

Nah.....tell em I don't want onions or Mayo. Alright I'll put it to a vote. Or I'll just ask Dave.