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Anthony gets the ability to suck things and get their powers.
Cast:
Anthony as Himself
Ian as Himself
Shawna Smith as Bruce
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
AD: Frank Cosgriff | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Ian Webb | Sound Mixer: Palmer Tayor
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grips: Jon Hooker & Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | MUA & Wardrobe: Paula Barkley
Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith | Color: Pretty Moving Pictures
BTS: Phil Mohr | Production Asst.: Felicia Cowley
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[@neonsky595]

“Asstoast” will always be my favorite Smosh-specific term.

[@puffinz7238]

Just as delicious as assburgers!

[@Zax-EDITS]

Lol

[@Zax-EDITS]

urinal cake not urine cake

[@lewd-kirby3230]

Mine is "snailing"

[@Goku-je6os]

Hi

[@mikegus]

"reminds me of my old college days" still gets me😂

[@chernxbyl9140]

ay a fellow smosh fan!

[@blackpink1fan479]

Yeah that was really funny 🤣😂😆😆😆😆

[@RojanskiTV]

3:25 still gets me after this many years hahaha

[@LC337]

Same, just the way he said it and moved his face it was so funny

[@schqrr]

same LMAO

[@schqrr]

@@LC337 yea ikr

[@JonathonEvansJr]

I live an hour away from that house too🤣

[@BootendoYT]

"Oh dude, Flip me the bird!" 🖕🏻 "No, the dead one right there!" i can’t rn

[@howardtheduck8411]

SAme lol

[@KS.Inc3019]

My absolute favourite part of this video

[@sadbear01]

everyone already watched the video u dont have to explain the joke,dumbass

[@BootendoYT]

cry about it

[@dareak7143]

@@BootendoYT what

[@digitalg3nocide]

1:42 When you're about to insult somebody in class and the teacher walks over

[@kirbdabirb5627]

Excuse me

[@TheDarrenspillane]

I'll do that!!

[@astrolightingyt4531]

Yeah I know

[@tiffanyefairfax8703]

Pause it at the right time

[@delux-0]

I get it

[@rc100100110]

"Don't suck me, bro!" One thing a guy should hope to never say to another.

[@IAmTheJellyBeanRock]

That part of video said that RIGHT as I was reading this

[@brucelau2023]

OMG - 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@armandougarte6771]

3:58

[@ShOscar]

"Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"

[@schqrr]

😂😂

[@LunaMinuna]

3:24 lmfao best line I even got this as a kid

[@mwaveyysmusic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ffs

[@2309cora]

Reminds me of mo’ college days.

[@schqrr]

lol ikr best line

[@fredvelez96]

😮

[@MeMe-zu6ft]

After 7 years I’ve just realised the straw when he’s drinking the smoothie

[@crisromero2197]

I know right 🤣🤣🤣

[@crisromero2197]

@dragon_fortnite yea your to young

[@xxarcticwlfxx4337]

I just looked closer at the straw and i found out lol

[@thealien4527]

Lol

[@xxarcticwlfxx4337]

@dragon_fortnite just look close at it

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

1:42 my favorite line from the episode 😂😂😂

[@Carlos-ju8tr]

Omega lol

[@Bigboo152]

Put it on 0.75x

[@lglopez1]

Mr.Knight The Detective same lol

[@TheTjMillsShow]

I was about to say something as soon as he said that but then it was a dictionary book

[@schqrr]

lol

[@djalexander7723]

3:27,that guy should appear more in the Smosh-Verse

[@Coolguy-kf9ci]

Dj Alexander yeah

[@jammylew]

3:25 I love how this guy’s so happy

[@dhappy1220]

1:02 “C O O L A S S T O A S T !”

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

1:22 Look at the at Straw

[@howardtheduck8411]

Hey tails 😉

[@timothy1954]

3:45 Best acting I've seen from Ian ever in Smosh.

[@schqrr]

ikr same

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

Thanks for the comment Timothy

[@sancadoestuff]

Thanks for the comment Timothy

[@bentarm6776]

Thanks for the comment Timothy

[@General-Ying-Ying]

Thanks for the comment Timothy

[@MaddieMittz]

3:21 Pokemon fandom in a nutshell

[@rattlord5730]

Hey Its Maddie ok

[@ezpzquentin-brawl9441]

How tf did you get 800 subs without vids

[@lowground3468]

@@ezpzquentin-brawl9441 simps

[@epikdude6979]

@@ezpzquentin-brawl9441 maybe she actually had videos but then he deleted her videos

[@pur0.]

@@epikdude6979 he?

[@MichaelCHorler]

2:20 I dunno why I find this so funny, still after so many years... 😂😂

[@MountainClimber247]

@Michael Horler Me too bro!

[@Filiscool47]

I agree with this person

[@NarutoUzumaki-lx5lp]

1:42 got us in the first part,not gonna lie

[@Gameboy-2007-yt]

Lmao

[@diegosplushvideos1903]

Bruce the hooker

[@space676sof]

Cursed amount of likes:

[@dahqwemmygamer5043]

Lol 100th liek

[@jaybeerxx6671]

Never got that as a kid lol

[@channeliguess6124]

"COooL...ASS TOAST!" -ian 2013

[@izzandesnovwan]

LOLXD

[@MehAlex]

A whole new meaning to "Eat ass"

[@bright8187]

1:42 I know they were gonna do somehthing like that

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

yup

[@bellekelly582]

Smosh did that a lot

[@unfair3]

“Cool ass toast” -Ian 2013

[@Drecordsr]

"Cool! Ass toast!" The best thing Ian has ever said

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

1:22 omg that straw XD

[@dambrorlly]

just realized thats a p*nis straw

[@xenottatem4431]

Thx for pointing it

[@cloroxbottle2400]

Extrilious28 oh my gof

[@bellekelly582]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that

[@jeffwoodruff282]

LOL A PP

[@crowthewicked8344]

"Reminds of my old college days" Okay now I get that joke..

[@GamerByng]

A Ninja I don't get it

[@crowthewicked8344]

Gamer Byng you're probably too young then...

[@ofooda]

Whyd it take so long

[@artyom9137]

@@ofooda why are u here

[@Boldorx]

@@GamerByng you dont want to know you are too Young

[@notannda6792]

3:57 the best line anyone has ever said in the history of words

[@jadenharding397]

3:17 was the funniest part of this video 😂

[@fakegamer3253]

Yup

[@madisondobbs470]

1:35 was the best one lol

[@jan-andero5129]

1:41 LOL LISTEN

[@ashdoesstuff5544]

69 likes...

[@internetexplorer9066]

Hulian true

[@Kidcool1254]

Hello hello

[@iVxpr_]

1:42

[@underlights511]

3:26 *"Kinda Reminds Me Of My Old College Days,"*

[@thewatcher7078]

Omg LOL

[@stevecarellmichaelscott6106]

What did he do

[@iunnoo]

Yes, that is indeed what he said in the video!

[@JS-pk8gv]

Every smosh comments right now

[@edmondino7579]

Honestly it's fun to look back on when the jokes in old smosh's videos went straight over my head

[@schqrr]

haha yeah

[@madisondobbs470]

ASSTOAST

[@jessicafeldman8730]

1:42 when your teacher walks in on you when your insulting a friend

[@respect_tcx]

0:06 subtitles Anthony f*cks around

[@-Sober-]

RBaconHairNoobie 3:26 ““black guy is like:someone has a problem””

[@chasethelacedace503]

1:00 “Anthony sh*t a piece of toast” WTF 🤣

[@gregbacon6328]

0:10

[@gregbacon6328]

0:27

[@gregbacon6328]

2:10

[@dumbmemes7237]

0:57 I died at this part 😂

[@chasethelacedace503]

Turn on subtitles and it becomes 5x better

[@dumbmemes7237]

@@chasethelacedace503 thanks 😂

[@dumbmemes7237]

@@chasethelacedace503 Anthony Shitted a toast slice bruh 😂

[@Strarvingvulturee]

@@dumbmemes7237 😭😂

[@Smiley0.1]

COOL ASS TOAST!

[@Ak.A555]

3:50 is it just me or did Ian say “This is real LIGHT”

[@McPocketYT]

Kirby: *Eats anything* Babies: Finally, a worthy opponent

[@danielhogue6332]

Kirby is a baby

[@demarlobascombe97]

@@danielhogue6332 THAS WHAT I SAID

[@MrJohnIIIGaming]

I'd hate to be Kirby, it must suck

[@BBHSN98]

*DUDE STOP PLS*

[@nightcore9595]

THAT FUCKING PUN IS FUCKING SHIT

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

MrJohnIII Gaming cool pun

[@darrenfeng9975]

1:42 Is the best it almost got me

[@gaza3307]

Ikr

[@michaelvanstraten403]

Anime is a good place to work for and we

[@perplexingplatypus8756]

1:18 look at the straw

[@thisisokay.1298]

Face book

[@dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap6950]

😆 LOL

[@tk-hf4oz]

2:04 I love how Anthony asks Ian that and somehow agreed to dry his hair in the first place.

[@mrgw98]

I was expecting a joke about him getting blown.

[@juicetingaming6048]

The amount of “that’s what she said” jokes in this video is uncountable..

[@GhOsT-st7ch]

3:19 LMAO I miss them together :(

[@Kidcool1254]

Th3y ar3

[@yasminesworld541]

kid cool1254 no they aint.

[@doggo4393]

You say that like they are a couple

[@switchfan9471]

Preach

[@parson3844]

Smosh is nothing but every blank ever and no skits

[@xyahsvr]

0:33 turn on subtitles

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

yup 😶😑😶

[@yeetyeet4569]

He's gay

[@nyazuko2746]

Lol

[@nyazuko2746]

Lol

[@unbrysonabletga6017]

He is gay lol

[@padawen]

3:27 Bruh 😂🤣🤣 "Remind me old college days"

[@ArbeePoo]

I remember this being way more family-friendly when I was little

[@l9enrique.605]

2:23 anyone realised Ian's hand swap after Anthony's scene?

[@crazyvlogs9277]

Me!

[@pigmafia]

Yes i did

[@destructfulzombie4636]

I did!

[@tylerb.gaming762]

Yes

[@lukeruzg5001]

Only now

[@Noodlestud1]

3:19 Close your eyes.

[@Kidcool1254]

Lol

[@leeclark4159]

Lol

[@cannedcereal2165]

Lol

[@oOoOoOrangeOoO]

Lol

[@KazeelBaYz]

Lol

[@emlabty]

2:20 I Like How Ian Pet The Dead Bird Like He Was A Friend That Recently Pass And Misses It So Much After Spending Long Years With It.

[@crashdude891]

3:25 I almost shat myself

[@desireerodichok317]

1:02 CANT STOP REPLAYING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@exonether1504]

COOooOL ASS TOAST

[@scott_beck3623]

Same

[@scott_beck3623]

Ads toast

[@twixking]

Ass toast

[@vojinvasovic6846]

Can't stop replaying 1:42

[@ttxoxo4393]

2:18 his voice drop😂😂😂

[@jakeseligson7852]

Ian furiously eating ass toast is a whole mood

[@krysisaverted]

Can we talk about how good their editing was for 2013??? And also how amazing it is that they are back???

[@sleeperboi8701]

Dude it's was 2013. Not 1950. Why do people always act like things become ancient if it's literally 1 year old?

[@antonoid2764]

@@sleeperboi8701 Due to the extreme and exponential increase in the technology and skills Most low budget skits from 2013 weren’t exactly stellar.

[@infinitepower2902]

Did anyone notice the straw Ian was using when he got the smoothie

[@CloudBomb3r]

Yeah it was pink

[@emma_is_a_goose]

The Racing Squirtle... I went back to that part!!! OMG 😂

[@clarkmiller5387]

The Racing Squirtle YUP

[@Nouseforaname69]

It was penis

[@MrShavedEyeBrows]

Infinite Power omg yes

[@thememebandit6767]

1:20 really you’re gonna flip that card

[@the_epic_memer553]

You too noticed that the straw is shaped like a dick

[@cindyduran4316]

Yes yes I did

[@patrickb533]

YES

[@nightmarenekogirl8071]

@@the_epic_memer553, I saw that too and i tried to hold back my laughter while that happened

[@martingonzalez8692]

Yes

[@RA21309]

Watching all the old vids, so glad they’re back!!

[@thenexva]

My very first Smosh video. I miss the old days of Smosh, and KZbin as a whole. Good times...

[@dicar76]

0:06 I love how the caption is: “*Anthony f*cks around*

[@tof6053]

Ikr

[@Kidcool1254]

Lol

[@aadithyamohan4269]

PEN15

[@traceymunro1839]

Same at 1:00

[@gordymc71]

3:10 Ian don't lie

[@aidensocha]

I love rewatching these videos years later

[@jesusrodriguez4924]

The first Smosh video I layed my eyes on and my favorite. Gotta get those memories since Anthony is leaving

[@masterminder1234]

Jesus Rodriguez brands such. Trisan

[@masterminder1234]

Jesus Rodriguez the same

[@masterminder1234]

Jesus Rodriguez

[@Shadow-jv8pd]

Jesus Rodriguez nani he leaving :0

[@Aruarian04]

I think this was my first smosh vid as well

[@kimiyapourmemar7474]

COOL ASS TOAST

[@conntoons_4848]

Buddy Beam Kills me every time, my guy

[@itsurgail4342]

hi

[@m4rauder]

That's my favorite food

[@matheovelasquez8149]

This was the very first Smosh video I saw, and I still love this channel till this day no matter how much it changed

[@gamerdude2.0_tiktok]

2:23 is when you give up on life

[@Xktme]

Ummm ok...

[@5eusrzy419]

ew copy and paste slender kid

[@sergeantworldbox7323]

1:16 it's probably blood...

[@roastgames9990]

Or vital organs...does that make Ian a cannabinol?

[@sukkanaama555]

Maby?

[@vividarkangel3044]

And probably other Anthony juices

[@No1Trinity]

I thought so to

[@mikkorasanen4131]

Yes

[@thisisokay.1298]

Me during the whole thing : THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@theamazingasherbukenya9]

Exactly what I said but this time I put it 99%

[@peely9704]

2:21 hey dude flip me the bird Ian: Sticks up middle finger

[@KingZorLink21]

2:22 When Ian flips Anthony off first he uses his right hand and then it appears on his left hand.

[@Xktme]

Nah your just seeing things

[@cashthedancersecondchannel8451]

1:43 bro!!!😂🤣😅

[@stespoon3132]

1:42 rlly...

[@diegoisbored822]

Xd

[@izzandesnovwan]

LOL

[@Julice2024]

HAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Cheesedoodlehead]

Suck my dick-tionary

[@savannahmoon7744]

1:20 I’m sure plenty of people have noticed the penis straw that Ian used here lmao, but honestly I appreciate all the little details Smosh uses in their skits. It could have been a regular straw, but nope. 😂 There’s always another layer of wackiness that makes their skits hilarious 😝

[@matthewgarner7215]

1:42 Ahhhh yes. One of my favorite Smosh lines.

[@deeniyosalah3497]

1:20 Dat Pen15 straw doe, lol and i wrote pen15, u would get it if you watched a specific video by Smosh

[@user-yb8qb3hc8g]

Yup

[@freddyramirez9934]

I just noticed that straw.

[@laurahattie5370]

nbukkkj

[@aliyahriley2281]

the pen15 song I'm guessing?

[@technology5674]

I was going to say that

[@almightyloaf5990]

3:19 just close your eyes and listen

[@_Fuscous]

1:19 I remember watching this video as a very young kid around when it came out, and thinking "That straw looks a little weird."

[@cookietimekidstopmotion7954]

I closed my eyes for this now I can't sleep

[@paulcastillo1880]

3:20 *_Undertale Fandom in a nutshell_*

[@independentquebec3500]

hahahahahaha

[@ghostlylinks3422]

Hey! It’s not that bad!!

[@keabooo3848]

@@ghostlylinks3422 stfu undertale is shit, no matter what your opinion is

[@extronaut]

@@keabooo3848 stfu undertale is a really good game the fan base is just vomitive and gay just visit r/UnderTail

[@sherbet3310]

Keabooo the fandom is the bad part

[@khanjue5511]

In the beginning of the captions it just says “Anthony f*cks around” and I think that’s amazing.

[@leobelle8066]

Yeah, Ikr

[@JJ_-fp9sj]

This is the first Smosh video I ever watched, I was twelve. Such good memories.

[@bayleytaylor6377]

4:08 with subtitles on....

[@darkgzanimation3913]

AnyOne Noticed Ian's Straw??? at 1:23

[@nasseryoyo9374]

mee too

[@tancanfan658]

XD

[@maryroyale]

I did. It was very disturbing.

[@jeremyshel765]

Ya he had a penis straw

[@daironnesantos9510]

Yeah its a pink f%$#ing dick

[@bunny-xn8nx]

1:17 does anyone else notice the straw....

[@grimbo2768]

Yeah no shit

[@itward1316]

Yes

[@euzannedeluna6866]

lol

[@loriarielqueja6681]

Elizabeth Caine Definitely a place And pay a plane

[@wolfbreaker4401]

Yep

[@Circleman1]

Amazing still love it after many years

[@cnash3428]

Ah yes, my first smosh video

[@kiwitsunami6113]

how many "Thats what she said" jokes can be made in this vid XD

[@creepycd3421]

0 :3

[@calb2343]

I got 24

[@Cheesyb77]

about 15

[@gdacoolvickery4606]

Emo Heart 18

[@kathiebaylor584]

+gdacool Vickery of

[@cheesee2774]

flip me the bird! XD

[@rockyrex3239]

*Flips the middle finger*

[@calvint413]

🖕🏻

[@jibnb5822]

🕊🔁

[@jordanroman841]

🖕🖕

[@spacecookie9589]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@odd-eyesdragoon1024]

Kind of reminds me of my old college days.

[@spudgunner7075]

This was my first smosh vid I watched. the nostalgia

[@mario486waluigi2]

.

[@TheVexorcist]

the first smosh video i ever watched

[@nathanielperry2714]

Cooper McCoy Gaming me to

[@joaovitorcrisosto2973]

Cooper McCoy Gaming

[@dragonballworld8070]

me three

[@DergSol]

Me thousand

[@yvonnarivera9125]

Me too

[@johnnybarrett4013]

Kinda reminds me of my old college days

[@clorobec2625]

Johnny Barrett bruh saw it and read it at the same time 😂😂😂

[@xxsnipersxx3664]

I WATCHED THAT PART AND SAW KT AT THE SAME TIME

[@sizer1185]

WHAT COLLEGE DID YOU GO TOO lol

[@stickboianimations2273]

@@clorobec2625 me too

[@idontcareaboutthisname2046]

This was the first Smosh video I watched it still holds up

[@jasonflores6000]

What a CLASSIC

[@JCTheAllStar31]

I love how when Ian flips Anthony the bird, they don't even censor Ian's finger. It's hilarious.

[@MIKINATIONYT]

Anthony: Get it Face Novel? Ian: You Mean Face-book Anthony: Damn It! 😂😂

[@zaracondemi6375]

DarkMikeKZbin I GOT FACEBOOK TOO!

[@kyrociii]

Moon Mike I love that part

[@dominikkuharic1259]

Yea facebook .

[@almacastillo3888]

Moon Mike

[@niccster1061]

This was a very funny witty comment that only a genius would make.... obviously

[@matthall3077]

0:38 The Cat In The Hat “Hairball!”

[@dariajames6200]

Thank you guys so much so happy you’re back your comedy has helped me get over the loss of my family dogs pet rocky who we buried yesterday thank you guys keep crankin

[@spriue]

(Basically the entire video) that's what she said

[@Alex-hv6io]

Ur a girl sooo u had it with another girl

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

69 likes 🥴

[@internetexplorer9066]

Corrin kid Miscellaneous 2nd comment with 69 likes

[@SilverFox0784]

3:51 voicecrack

[@hoobadooba2000]

Lol

[@Crypt_keeper6]

This is definitely my favorite Smosh video I love the part when Ian says " cool ass toast "

[@brendanlm]

This video will be full of the *“That’s what she said”* joke

[@attentiondeficithyperactiv2337]

Jesus christ. I remember when this first came out.

[@sinkdishes]

Ikr

[@XTCYDVL]

Same

[@mattstewart222]

Hyperactive Hitman c

[@danbrown4649]

Matt Stewart

[@fredeldonbarde6685]

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Productions [ADHP]

[@viditdeshpande3259]

2:19 flip the bird!! Ian: shows middle finger! 🤦🤦 🤣😂

[@anonymouse9088]

Ian: 🖕

[@notpanzer1285]

Literaly flip the bird

[@zuro8553]

2:21

[@ronald5614]

That’s not really a facepalm moment

[@NBALAFalcons]

Ian the emo:🖕

[@kiju9767]

This made my 2021 better

[@scientifreak5]

Still remembering them So hecking much.

[@Ibatronic]

Bowl haircuts f***ing rock!

[@mississippitornado6842]

no they don't

[@sikeziato2133]

Yeah it does

[@Cgamer-eh1nk]

Andrew X BOWL HAIR F**KIN ROCKS

[@lydiaovens4664]

Loe

[@donho6480]

ian has bowl hair. except for 2008