I Have No Friends...

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[@sswifty9612]

“I am not your friend” now “I have no friends”

[@hahatdog2486]

the cycle of life

[@glschwa2]

bro that exactly what i thought when i saw this video

[@conza1989]

Because he told us we weren't his friends, it adds up.

[@aymee_5800]

same

[@Josh-ez1bt]

“You have done that yourself”-Obi Wan Kenobi

[@maxvalerius229]

Not even the friend zone now, we literally don’t exist :O

[@roy-zc4ce]

we in the fan zone...

[@lorcanzo2498]

@@roy-zc4ce oh no

[@John-zz1uc]

Do you guys like rust? Check out my latest KZbin video and tell me what you think

[@mayaparamita2254]

Sykunno: Girls aren't into me Ludwig: I have no friends Whats up with youtubers not aware of what they have? 😂😂

[@Austin96322]

Watch the video I’m not your friend

[@Optim147]

"I Am Not Your Friend" "I Have No Friends" next title: *"I Am Your Friend"*

[@SaveroIK]

And the next one will be "I Killed My Friends"

[@glidersuzuki5572]

@@SaveroIK you ruined it

[@SaveroIK]

@@glidersuzuki5572 i know, what the hell is wrong with me

[@SaveroIK]

@Devyansh Madhwal yeah, thanks a person of the replies

[@briankaste6931]

Then "I am friend", "I am friender", and "I am friendest"

[@nearbyalarm31]

Ludwig: “do this and I will read one message guaranteed” Every message: *short*

[@Sw1fter1]

"Sniper get down LULW"

[@Silverpelt3600]

Okay boys he’s provided a process to achieve his friendship. Mission is a go.

[@eravar2831]

The plan is simple!

[@kadinwiden4388]

After further review, I have found it incredibly difficult to get the 50 friend vouchers. I have subscribed to the youtube and primed on twitch, I now have 2 friend vouchers. Not sure how to get 48 more tho.. Hmm..

[@abcdef-px7ix]

@@kadinwiden4388 More youtube accounts

[@chlli]

@@kadinwiden4388 He said a prime gets you 5 vouchers so you actually have 6 so far

[@okay.5584]

THE PLAN IS SIMPLE!!! Ludwig: SO TODAY We Are Gonna Get 50 FREIND Vouchers Or ELSE I Gift 200,000,000 Subs

[@alexisblanco6088]

A title I can relate to.

[@sabertooth587]

That's relatable

[@landonhoover7823]

That’s relatable

[@lord_banh2270]

That’s relatable

[@dre007dog8]

That’s relatable

[@Austin-il7ik]

That’s relatable

[@shroomstick6671]

I don’t like how he calls us “boys” anymore like were friends or something.

[@joonapukarinen1153]

yeah kinda cringe

[@LadyLouski]

Total cringe

[@saloni3912]

fr

[@chandlerclark9027]

Well I already got a voucher 👀

[@smwlayy]

@@chandlerclark9027 tear it and give me the half

[@jayceeocampo2616]

Ludwig:"I have no friends" Us:"H-" Ludwig:"No, not you."

[@69NO]

h

[@goodfamily5815]

I can’t help but notice the connection between telling people your not their friends and then having no friends.

[@DLCbenn]

Like the saying goes “Im just investing in friends” and most of the time the investment fails the same way gambling does.

[@milodavis189]

Yo my guy chill with the comments

[@Nibbles.]

"I'm not your friend" "I have no friends" Next title: "Can I be your friend"

[@Racc_Oon]

😎 😔🕶👌

[@door1852]

@@Racc_Oonbroo thats sick

[@KhOrganization]

Please don’t refer to us as “boys” we’d rather prefer “colleagues”

[@mcdonaldwifi420]

Ludwig's laugh face reminds me of people trying to fake a smile

[@thiccroman]

Ludwig’s intro about the nature of parasocial relationships is actually really based

[@savannajade973]

“I am not your friend” “I have no friends” Too little too late.

[@sadsworth4605]

Sorry lud I can't give friendship come back when your a little mmmmm NICER

[@MemekingSupreme]

So what he's saying is... there's a chance we can be friends after all

[@dtoskar]

maybe, but he said nah a week ago so...

[@dreahope_]

it's gotten to the point where i quietly sing along to his reddit recap song at 2:50 am

[@burg256]

Ludwig: I am not your friend Also Ludwig: I have no friends

[@jessymongrain3312]

He played himself

[@ethancothron]

its almost like thats the joke

[@legendex9]

@@ethancothron I'm so fucking confused that nobody seems to get this... they are just trolling, right?!

[@strawberryaxolotl4407]

@@legendex9 well, memes are a thing. I'd be surprised if they aren't joking but it seems like they are

[@dtoskar]

@@legendex9 wow no shit

[@scottschierlinger4369]

Alternate title: “I have only online acquaintances”

[@pac-zac1232]

If ludwig streamed 24 hours a day and the person was subbed and they kept the stream open 24 hours a day it would still take them just under 3 years to end stream

[@Pter3e3e]

I would say “I could be your friend” but you specifically said we aren’t friends ago a week ago😐

[@Elvenwind]

sucks to be lud dont it 🤷‍♂️

[@onesexygirrafe1323]

Yup

[@gogynotfound4577]

right back at him 😂😁

[@mayaparamita2254]

Sykunno: Girls aren't into me Ludwig: I have no friends Whats up with youtubers not aware of what they have? 😂😂

[@gogynotfound4577]

@@mayaparamita2254 clickbait and Clout ?? 😁

[@kyleeshumway5189]

Lud's Mutual Acquaintances lmfao

[@dtoskar]

From the creators of “I Am Not Your Friend”, the sequel, I Have No Friends.

[@Symphonia16]

Lud gives me "I was the coolest kid in the unpopular kids group" vibes.

[@austinbruley4142]

Imagine ditching us, then wanting us back

[@batspongey]

“Tubbo is uh.. (luds mind, A good *Friend* )... really nice..”

[@whippersnapper7632]

So that's why Ludwig pees sitting down; he was never taught by his father.

[@vladkast]

"- Hope this won't hurt Lud's feelings. - We'll skip that one...". This made me sub 😅

[@olivialamay1642]

"I am not your friend." "I have no friends" sorry Lud we are just "viewers"

[@kreeevin]

The 3 AM upload helps with my sleep schedule a ton. Thanks for your help, friend Ludwig!

[@alexbacon4785]

Ludwig: I’m not any of your fucking friends Also Ludwig: i hav no fwend :((

[@dazwack6669]

Ludwig: *nervously goes to check watch* Me noticing he doesn’t have a watch: ah yes half past a freckle.

[@joeoglez]

Ludwigs title: I have no friends Subscribers: “am I a joke to you”

[@Elvenwind]

he did say a week ago that we weren't friends so he is SOL

[@mayaparamita2254]

Sykunno: Girls aren't into me Ludwig: I have no friends Whats up with youtubers not aware of what they have? 😂😂

[@evanpauser4514]

Anyone else always catch themselves singing the Reddit recap intro? It’s fire

[@ZeesCheese]

fax

[@meatloafbiggie2348]

I loved the "ok" reply in the message

[@angixeee3097]

10:40 awww his smile 🥺 he seemed so flattered. SEE LUDWIG U DO HAVE FRIENDS!!

[@DLCbenn]

Friends are just like stocks, they are a investment, and just like stocks they are a gamble

[@jullianmolina8842]

That’s the stupidest shit I heard

[@porguinturtle3854]

@kink kat My life makes me sad

[@mentaIIychill]

With this new friend voucher policy, Slime is in for a very busy 4th quarter.

[@Davquest]

"Reverse cowgirl the toilet" is quite the quote

[@xx_flooziebeastkiller_xxia3743]

"so, to be my friend, you basically have to spend a pretty massive amount of money, then you have to go through my friends approval."

[@NintenDude]

Ludwig: I am not your friend Also Ludwig: D:

[@phobia4198]

Normal content creator: I'm so happy I could help you Ludwig: 😐

[@slalissg3813]

Only Ludwig can interrupt a sad story about his dead father with an ad. Classic mogul move!

[@jonk477]

I actually laughed out loud when he said "dada teach me how to pee standing up" because he still doesn't do that

[@evansoontiens2246]

Well Lud I mean you did ask for us to not be your friends, you had this coming

[@TheBirdGuy923]

Imagine ACTUALLY having friends-could never 😭

[@RealVR_8]

I like how ludwigs titles are so relatable

[@geon7240]

"I am not your friend" well look where that got you

[@maxvalerius229]

No friends? We’re technically... out of the friend zone...

[@kingslanding2115]

“Eat food, shit then fart and die” Ah yes, my life

[@camdickson9112]

If Ludwig Jr. Part 2: actually QT’s child doesn’t have an Uncle Slime we riot

[@cybercon1965]

12:54 "You sit on it like substitute teacher style, ya know? Reverse Cowgirl the toilet" 😂😂😂

[@DLCbenn]

wait so being friends with slimes is lower than you reading a message, i’d value it the opposite way and just stop at that point

[@Codyumm]

Mail monday pog, I memba

[@Bangaudaala]

You would think you went past, unseen,no... I found you Cody

[@starwolfcyberlight4546]

Pretty much this is the rarest comment I seen seeing Little likes on a verified KZbinr.

[@ethical6070]

me: reads title Me irl: “same...”

[@realxy2049]

Next time he needs a paycheck the video will be titled *”YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!”*

[@saalim5098]

At this point I don't know why I take his titles literally anymore.

[@vinaysmusical3378]

Has Gazillion friends and uploads title as "I have no friends" Just Ludwig things.

[@voxhh]

You and me both - every high schooler past their freshman year

[@Kumquat57]

finally he doesnt clickbait

[@LoidGaming]

Me: *Sees these memes on the reddit* *Sees these memes live on twitch* *Sees these memes on the KZbin Video* Gotta say they still hit though

[@nerdychau]

I am currently saving up friend vouchers....

[@orange9911]

Half of the chat question marking when Lud said reverse cowgirl and going commando killed me. Oh the innocent minds of the youth.

[@cures8907]

Yes, You are correct Ludwig.

[@CarterKirchhevel10]

Wait didn’t lud say that we arent his friend so is that why he has no friends?

[@KaidenOfficial]

I guess we're even now...

[@hkmonica19]

It’s the mustache for me.

[@DG-rd8zh]

Don’t worry Ludwig of the past, a Magnus will appear

[@dragonkiller4410]

Ludwig: *An English major* Also Ludwig: “There is a ark”

[@pisspoo630]

when your nonbinary and watch ludwig 👁️👄👁️💧

[@qtperk]

What does that have anything to do with anything..

[@pisspoo630]

@@qtperk oh i was talking about how google//yt doesnt have a nonbinary option so its like you dont exist whem they check the %

[@luna8952]

He's still doing the slow fade gag OMEGALUL

[@manatortv]

"Reverse cowgirl the toilet" -Lud 2021

[@shhtrawberry1809]

“I am not your friend” LMAOOO

[@NineHundredOne]

14:49 """speedrunner""" is literally just stolen from grayfruit

[@c0diz]

slick

[@connorquinn6363]

Well well well Ludwig, it would seem that now the shoe is on the other table, which has turned.

[@Rock-rj2vy]

No you don’t, you can be our friends though. We won’t be your friends.

[@ascobal]

Lud: you’re not my friends Also lud: i have no friends :(

[@cucumber7413]

"reverse cowgirl the toilet" is definitely a thing i would expect to hear in a video titled "i have no friends"

[@sheebhaduncan]

ludwig : i am not your friend ludwig : i have no friends

[@vene06]

Ludwig: I Am Not Your Friend. Also Ludwig: I Have No Friends...

[@mayaparamita2254]

Sykunno: Girls aren't into me Ludwig: I have no friends Whats up with youtubers not aware of what they have? 😂😂

[@EliNavato]

WoodysGamertag though what a throwback

[@yeybers4558]

“Reverse cowgirl the toilet.” -Ludwig

[@DHVF28]

Well if you’re a Patriots fan, there’s a reason why you have no friends.

[@opli3444]

A title a lot of us can relate to

[@qtperk]

That’s how you know we’re lud fans!...:(

[@davida4593]

“Reverse cowgirl the toilet” is my new favorite phrase

[@yato8540]

it all comes full circle.

[@VinylScratch12]

Damn ludwig, I was less depressed when I started watching you. You made my life worse man thanks :)

[@galaxycharm_ash26ash4]

“I’m not your friend” next vid “ I have no friends” Um do you want a friend, more than 1 million people wanna be your friend🤣🤣🤣

[@adamchaperon1244]

ludwig is a morning channel for the east coast

[@danielrehfeldt]

If I’m at a party wearing a mogul moves hoodie then I fucked up at life

[@DLCbenn]

ludbuds more like financial investments.

[@SpaceMonkey__]

Day 236 of asking Lud to give me an original bone mogul moves hoodie.

[@ajsalad5743]

Ask for 2 one for me

[@emmag3635]

Make it 3

[@slizzyslide3480]

four please

[@SpaceMonkey__]

@@slizzyslide3480 NOMEGALUL to all of you :)

[@milesloring6725]

Time to grind these friend vouchers.

[@Pengtropica]

When you realize you know 11 of the inside jokes *I have all I wanted in life*

[@deamond_mustashgames7302]

We wanted to be your friends but nooooo, now you like “I have no friends”

[@zagred4226]

Hey ludwig.. reply my comment, I don't have a friend..👉👈

[@user-of2db5tj8k]

Hey :)

[@alta58]

Hey :)

[@aaronstrait7150]

5:34 no I thought you said we’re not your friends😂

[@Henry-qt3py]

Nice

[@hesaideverythingwouldbefine]

Nice

[@Austin-il7ik]

Nice

[@billybob9229]

Nice

[@Big_Poppa1021]

Nice

[@austinreibling192]

Nice

[@LPruleZZ77]

LUDWIG, bring back the mint mogul moves hoddies so I can get up an leave partys whenever I am not complimented.