I should NOT have opened a PO Box.

[@pungoblin9377]

Seeing Jschlatt laughing and then instantly dropping his smile made me immediately check on the pope to see if he changed colors

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@finalfight505]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@FlareStorms]

i love bots

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@pungoblin9377]

@@walmarp that’s cool, kiddo! Next time, only really tell the people who want to know, okay?

[@trevornokes9251]

Schlatt has graced us with the funny mic yet again, we finally can appreciate this pinnacle of comedy once more

[@fishmind9011]

*"Schlatt"

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@finalfight505]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@carlossasso5494]

Bro grow up LOL

[@TheHeartAcoustic_butworse]

Not the bots in the replies

[@InsanityTrials]

I like how schlatt, as a catholic, was more offended by a protestant than a satanist.

[@karamelsaeed8298]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc…..

[@zerotwo6814]

Fair enough, I say.

[@jenniferli7187]

It’s more realistic that way

[@ebzplayz7038]

I don’t think he’s actualy catholic

[@realazzle]

@@ebzplayz7038 What? No!

[@apex_vex4587]

Schlatt: Conner, I don’t say this lightly, you are a terrible person Conner: Yes sir, Thank you father

[@notathr0waway]

they did say that in the video🤔

[@Himburger1982]

Čħěěßě

[@wither3615]

​@@notathr0waway2:58

[@kayt8258]

that is not how you spell his name

[@captain.kaboom]

I love how Jaiden giggles when delivering the scripture but when showcasing her fanart she’s deadpan serious

[@egyrolllaser161]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@eddiemate]

You wouldn’t be serious in that situation?

[@gugisgug]

how did you get 4 scam links in one comment

[@deezgod45]

@@gugisgug they are really getting more and more worse

[@yourallygod8261]

@@deezgod45 we need a event just like coming back of jschlatt and the banning of the minecraft stans...

[@Simpletonindeed]

I love how Connor always looks like he’s being hypnotized

[@WhiteBaron777]

He is

[@meepmood6981]

finally somebody put into words what we've all been thinking

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@meepmood6981 hes saying what were all thinking man

[@jannie4303]

Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Simpletonindeed]

@@WhiteBaron777 I knew it

[@sachinkelsen1751]

The world can now rest easy that Schlatt has gotten back the funny mic

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@DonutTPOTer]

Jfc how many bots

[@jannie4303]

Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@lockys_marter]

Why the fuck are there so many bots

[@generalgrievous714]

The comedic timing on Teds ban was amazing, for some reason it lagged out just long for him to say “i wish to get bethlahammered” before vanishing from existence

[@skipdiner9972]

I love how schlatt is just ok with Emma's satanist speech but the second connor mentions protestants he flips out

[@fm.burbank8461]

satan wasn’t a protestant

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

Protestants < the literal devil

[@bagguettes]

is that the thing in the top left?

[@swiftzerz928]

That’s cuz he knows Emma is not joking

[@chrislander01]

She has a cross of St. Peter’s on her neck

[@tobp]

the cold stare as he looks into the funny mic funny camera is something special

[@tobp]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) shite opinion bozo

[@finalfight505]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@thejunebugbros5579]

Funny stare

[@jannie4303]

Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Is this the fucking Separatist army? So many god damn bots

[@ash-cn4in]

whoever gave schlatt the cultural awareness, sensitivity & competence book is a genius

[@beachmystery]

literally laughing so hard that im crying, it was so perfect

[@chasethemaster3440]

I’m your sixtynineth like

[@dead_emiru]

The non cultural awareness makes it so much bettee

[@justaguy4959]

I feel like jaiden is that one innocent kid you decided to hang out with the mean kids to try and fit in

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@andrewb5936]

E

[@karolissad.4270]

Dl

[@yeti7565]

Jaiden hanging out with Schlatt is something I didn’t know I wanted for Christmas but i am grateful

[@egyrolllaser161]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc…….

[@Ender_Spy]

@@egyrolllaser161 yo wtf, I just got sent to a fucking converter tutorial. Go get some help

[@rkhowlerism]

@@Ender_Spy thats why we never click random links on youtube's comment section. ignore or report, dont interact

[@gabirivero1304]

@@aidenbig you really think i don't recognize that link? i have the "WgXcQ" in the back of my brain 24/7

[@m4tth3w_k]

fr

[@SkoolConnor]

"I hope to get bethlahammered" Ted's amazing last words

[@kaitotrimbleiii3998]

i fucking died

[@brookeeveans9484]

666 likes

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

Made it right in time

[@jediarchives7826]

Wow, I can't believe Emma was wearing an upside down cross to represent her respect and reverence for St. Peter, what a great christian.

[@traegoins6903]

Yeah... thats why...

[@E4r0s]

Yeah, what a respectful person.

[@megalolpoo766]

I thought my compulsary theology class in elementary was a waste of time but you've made it all worth while

[@spookyghost2772]

@@678crazydave ex-religious more like. ex-christians are the funniest people alive

[@latrellwilson5182]

i get the joke but the st peter cross has longer parts on the left and right sides unlike the cross she was wearing... god have mercy

[@jackkoscak8501]

The funny mic is unironically the funniest thing schlatt has ever had

[@rainbowturtle]

I like how Jaiden did an actual, historic take on the Bible and liked the fish and then got banned for it

[@shekosheko4504]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@jamesmonorow574]

I HATE BOTS

[@jfouriex]

@@jamesmonorow574 i agree

[@SwagMessiahHimself]

Gay Turtle

[@Heydeeno]

When Connor read the 95 Theses my stomach hurt from laughing. Great Christmas Eve stream glad to see it on KZbin now

[@Vaniilynn_]

same

[@ivaxian]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) doing your mom

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@bignicotine]

Connor is funny

[@finalfight505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@trolek852]

the funny mic is so much more terrifying when you know how schlatt looks like

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@pimposki6232]

good god this comment section is just hoaching with spam wtf

[@breadginge1806]

this reply section is literally just bots wtf

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

We need a sequel this year.

[@jschlattLIVE_1............]

Contact me for your Christmas reward 🎁 ❤️ 🌲☃️💙

[@def_not-luigi]

Lol

[@kosuken]

this year

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

Knowing the amount of Dream stans Schlatt's pissed off I'm surprised there wasn't a manifesto and a bomb in one of those packages

[@RandomPerson0646]

Probably a manifesto, but the US goes through all packages to check for bombs and shit, cause people did it in the past, and they don't want it to happen

[@zyzzsdisciples6707]

@@RandomPerson0646 Bro no mail bombs? This country really has gone to shit

[@marlkarx1138]

@@zyzzsdisciples6707 Teddy Kaczynski would be disappointed

[@Emmpss]

@@zyzzsdisciples6707 can't send pipe bombs to my favorite youtubers no more😞

[@unhappyfew5679]

"Free country" my ass

[@zachperkins688]

My god, Schlatt singing "Table of Plenty" unearthed so many memories from my Catholic upbringing lol. I still knew every word somehow

[@liamdysoco4832]

Same

[@ToBe_Continued]

Yep

[@mattuwu9978]

Did you ever sing America the Beautiful in church? That was pretty fuckin weird. While I didn’t have a Catholic upbringing, I did go to a K-4 Catholic school. My parents were brought up Protestant and Lutheran, both non-practicing. I’m still not completely sure why I went to that school.

[@zachperkins688]

@@mattuwu9978 I remember there were a few patriotic songs in the hymn book which I thought was weird as a kid, but I don't think we ever sang them in church.

[@sawcee]

bro i literally just had this played at a service a week ago 😭😭😭

[@MarieGoldBrand]

Jaiden looks very out of place here yet somehow fits in perfectly

[@corn1516]

RIGHT?

[@raelynmcclain]

rightttt also i was confused that is jaiden animations right becuase i would have never imagined shclatt and her doing this together

[@drepie7537]

that sounds like me at the table during family gatherings

[@CT-7567-]

@@raelynmcclain I mean she knows Carson, and Carson knows Schlatt, so it's not that farfetched

[@rivermaxwell3834]

@@CT-7567- It's more of that her most well known content is very child friendly and a little immature especially compared to shlatt who talks about balls and dick non-stop so to see them together is a little odd.

[@pigoverlord8250]

“Because I hate Christmas” Both the catholic and prodestant: 😮

[@britfox7766]

I love how in that service Schlatt was actually the purest one in the group.

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc..

[@britfox7766]

@@johnmichael8462 >:(

[@britfox7766]

@ABU >:(

[@denimdinofan9]

100th like congrats

[@britfox7766]

@@denimdinofan9 : )

[@Cip._.7]

"Is that the road runner?" Fur, ears, tail. Ah, yes, obviously a road runner.

[@Cip._.7]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Damn must suck for you then

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Subpar1O1]

Technically he would be a road runner after escaping prison based on that description

[@jannie4303]

Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@femratxz]

Homestucf pfp

[@creditsunknown7974]

1:14 Note, it says 2am, with a battery usage of four, in green, which means that it isnt the max, and the power is at 99%. This means that it takes a suprisingly low amount of energy to keep :Jschlatt: at bay, but with a lot of complicated mecanics. Or he just has a really good electricity provider.

[@r.ordinary189]

Keeping tho that it was only night one, everybody know that the first night is always the easiest

[@cathyrayTV]

there’s something so cathartic about not just hearing the funny mic again, but also now seeing the funny webcam

[@finalfight505]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@theabyss310]

I read that as "there's something so catholic"

[@whitespace7348]

Connoreatspants reading the Ninety-Five Theses in a catholic mass is hilarious

[@arcanum3882]

@Samman18 good

[@ChrisTrenary]

You know things are fucked when Schlatt is the straight man of the group

[@gogolometro235]

@@mogsia a couple

[@kaninneko]

@@mogsia I think they mean comedy-wise?

[@timoliver3226]

Are we not gonna talk about the absolute bars schlatt was blessing us with

[@slimybeef277]

I’m so glad “cricket boy” got to spend time with his loved ones

[@shekosheko4504]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@danthesolarman6480]

Yo that's a joke

[@slimybeef277]

@@danthesolarman6480 yes, yes it is

[@spectraljake9056]

I’m so glad “cricket boy” got to spend time with his loved ones

[@Picturam_2]

I love how they all have different senses of humour and can all just bounce off of each other the whole time

[@funnybunny5376]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc…

[@mus8654]

i love how schlatt invited all these people and then he also invited Jaiden to just be a control for all these things.

[@SpacerZVEVO]

Hey guys. I got to say, 6:28 is the funniest thing I've seen all day! I was literally crying tears of pure joy over this! In-fact, I was driving my 1999 beige Honda civic when I heard this part. Here I was, laughing my booty off, when the tears literally blinded me! It was like my ex-wife's wedding if you know what I mean! I was so blinded by the tears I rear-ended a flatbed semi in a weight station. Just got out of the hospital with my 3 kids (they were riding with me (the third one, Jimmy [God rest his soul], didn't quite make it in the spiritual sense) He probably won't wake up). Anyway, gotta bounce, I need to divorce my new wife Rebecca, she's a real hoot 'n hollerin' with the mailman (fuck you, Ted). Bach'anga!

[@ImageneMC]

what

[@maxypooooooo]

god bless my man

[@turkey_sandwhich]

OMG SAMEEEE

[@jookie4207]

In case you were wondering, yes, they do play “Table Of Plenty” at Catholic Church a TON. Cricket boy got it right

[@azuquirtle]

Quite brave of "Schlatt" to open the packages on stream, knowing his audience.

[@realbrightnights]

Repost

[@ondrae7528]

Sadly some degenerate guy who buys verified accounts to try and make his parents proud of him has stolen your comment

[@azuquirtle]

@@ondrae7528 what the fuck checkmark

[@veebop9638]

cricket boy

[@ColerfulArchive2]

Schlatt "I should not have opened this" Everyone: I am glad you did

[@fishmind9011]

*"Schlatt"

[@FlareStorms]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) cope harder

[@ColerfulArchive2]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) you are a bot

[@ColerfulArchive2]

damn so many bots in my replies

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@zedfalcon6972]

7:30 loved when schlatt threw all the fridge magnets

[@An-Interesting-Name]

My cousin put that stream on during Christmas dinner and we just watched it the whole time

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@juandirection3751]

Cursed replies

[@rice_and_potatoes]

@@Nicole-mn9oy *BUTTER*

[@dogekid9945]

0:20 - Surprise Long But Not Forgotten 0:58 - Gathering Starts 2:16 - Table of Plenty Singing 3:33 - Ted Nivison 4:35 - Emma Langevin 6:30 - AustinShow 7:09 - ConnorEatsPants 8:16 - JaidenAnimations 11:15 - P.O. Opening Time

[@shekosheko4504]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@w1shudabe]

I need to know what happens on June 9th

[@dogekid9945]

@@w1shudabe 6/9

[@genevevil]

‘i hope to get bethlehammered’ had be cackling

[@caisis4929]

Ted's reading brought a tear to my eye. It was so wonderful!

[@karamelsaeed8298]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc……

[@Jowsh44]

BETHLEHAMMERED

[@chiefmonrovia6691]

You know I made it through about 8 minutes of this before I thought, "hey wait a second, isn't this an unboxing video? Why have I prayed 3 times already?"

[@sachinkelsen1751]

The rubber chicken on the "Funny Mic" was the best and worst thing I’ve heard. Good job "Schlatt"

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@jfouriex]

it was gonna be about the mini monkey, but the chat was begging for the rubber chicken on the funny mic

[@mapoleo]

15:11 funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@9767Music]

Schlatt has became my favorite streamer, and comedian at the same time. He has made my boring days so much better while i watched his Christmas stream while playing Minecraft. The new era af schlatt is the best In my opinion!

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc….

[@seaborn7823]

No the og era was the best and this era abit he just isnt as racist or homophobic anymore he was better then

[@9767Music]

@@seaborn7823 He isnt racist OR homophobic rn, you know. Streaming actual unboxing and chatting content is i think more entertaining, that screaming swears in Minecraft with a funny mic. Quality over quantity.

[@9767Music]

Wow guys a hundred and sixty four likes, Thanks! (Never gotten this many, no more thanks for likes from this point on). Except if it gets crazy lotta likes!

[@bonafikam]

The early minecraft renaissance on SMPlive was when everything peaked. it aint nevvah gonna get bettah than that folks !!! NNEVAH !!!!

[@fish6550]

I watched this stream while stuck in the airport and the vibes of those two experiences were shockingly simmilar

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc….

[@enderexpresso]

I’m so glad “Schlatt” got his funny mic back! I’m sure “he’ll” have lots of fun with it!

[@karamelsaeed8298]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc…..

[@Soha_an.]

can't locate funny

[@Jacky_115]

😐

[@ChonkedCat]

That wasn’t funny at all

[@M1lkshaking]

now THIS is a comfort stream

[@Trident_Gaming03]

Jaiden is more edgy than I thought, I love her even more now lol

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc….

[@shizar998]

I remember her in another video she did with a couple artists and tehy were watching a very old logan Paul video (he was like twelve) and he was walking in the woods and Jaiden said "oh what's in that forest logan?", The timing of it and how she said it, i didn't expect it from her.

[@shizar998]

@ToppatMaster i don't, but it wasn't in her channel.

[@remyfate3005]

I feel like I'd be Jaiden, the most chill human of all of these bastards.

[@jfouriex]

agreed.

[@klm9440]

what the what the what the what

[@Tyler_VernonHowell]

That’s kinda mean.

[@pirateofcolorado2818]

@@Tyler_VernonHowell I think its more liek 'Bastards(affectionately)'

[@Tyler_VernonHowell]

@@pirateofcolorado2818 Ah, I understand now.

[@ItsNobodyz]

The world cam now rest easy that Schlatt has gotten back his funny mic.

[@arianaghandi5359]

stolen comment

[@aidanchessher8076]

What's up checkmark

[@arianaghandi5359]

literally word for word and you even spelled it wrong

[@piqachu]

what’s up checkmark

[@sydneycadorette]

Stolen commentttt

[@apokkalypse]

Incredibly important: at 14:47, Schlatt hits something at the exact moment Rammie flops on his stomach. That is all.

[@deligeorgieva8535]

i like how he opened up with "welcome back to the stream"

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@goldfish6565]

why are there so many bots what the heck

[@jfouriex]

@@goldfish6565 i dunno, they just keep doing "wowwww *insert url here*" or "tricks i do not know"

[@goldfish6565]

@@jfouriex theyre literally everywhere

[@sometroll3328]

I'm so glad that Schlatt has his funny mic back, it truly makes life better!

[@ayanbalkhi7922]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU..

[@sometroll3328]

@a person on the internet no

[@Sovakian]

Glad emma is wearing the cross of saint peter he's an awesome guy.

[@cold6006]

Lmao exactly, imagine posing for something fake.

[@oliviagrace6914]

@@cold6006 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@thelilestgoober]

emma be rocking that pre-hellfire goer style

[@digdagg5113]

I’m glad “Cricket Boy” had a good Christmas!

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc….

[@jfouriex]

damn, calling jschlatt a cricket boy

[@northpenguins]

I agree, "Cricket Boy" Boy.

[@SirPootis1]

16:54 Schlatt: “Hey everybody it’s me 👋, Merry Christmas” *gun fires* Schlatt: “Jesus fucking Christ”

[@egyrolllaser161]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@UltimateGuatemala]

liveleak

[@Shizulupus]

Schlatt is the only person that would wear something like that and wouldn’t be embarrassed

[@fishmind9011]

*"Schlatt"

[@finalfight505]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Pear76242]

Ah yes this is where the graduation invites began huh

[@nellieraquette9404]

yup

[@Goofy_lil_Guyz]

This was an amazing stream can't wait to watch tonight's

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc.

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@Just_A_Dude_Dude_Dude]

I'm late

[@yungsinclairski8957]

finally we can experience what makes schlatt hilarious, according to that one article

[@thomaes751]

Connor was hilarious in this stream, I'm dying laughing

[@crystallopez9592]

The fact that his mom meticulously wrapped every gift & used different paper for each one is so cute, omg~ (Watching this on Mother's Day, brings a tear to my eye.) He looks so happy when he talks about her, too

[@I_am_somebody_1234]

Jschlatt would make for a great church father tbh, I would go to his sermons.

[@egyrolllaser161]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc…….

[@paulreadable]

Nobody: “Schlatt”: *Stares at camera while screaming aggressively*

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@jackorider_zero]

Also props on Emma for rocking the cross of saint peter

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc..

[@darkrecon6623]

0:34 is the scariest thing ive ever seen.... reminds me of what happened in 1999

[@netglitch5943]

6:05 Man, God really did put jiggle bones in the face of Schlatt's model.

[@bandk1d_]

Why does schlatt just make me smile and laugh I JUST CANT AND JADENS READING WAS MEH FAVORITE 😭😩

[@ethan-dt5xw]

nobody: not a single living soul: movies when my mom walks in: 6:50

[@dudhebcjceu]

the fact that he’s eating the chips from the tier list video 💀

[@myrosgaming2690]

Having the funny mic return is like when a character from an old film returns like 40 years later and you can't help but cry in joy

[@heyitssquawk]

why is “schlatt’s” singing actually not that bad?!

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@GotTwoDads]

Haha you can tell he’s actually had to sing that song before

[@CreepyBEEF]

Jaiden: MrBeast fed more people than Jesus. Schlatt: "There might have been less people back then maybe." Jaiden: "No, no, that's not possible."

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

why isn't it possible

[@azuquirtle]

​@@oneofthoseyoutubeusersits just not​

[@ChuCKChuCK-1]

I love being a new fan I get to watch all the old videos lol❤️😂

[@petnamedsteve6794]

Something about Ted reading out a Google review from one of the three kings just makes me feel as if we true have reached the pinnacle of our comedic potential

[@pancakemaster4740]

10:37 best joke ever

[@ninasbbm5133]

I didnt understand

[@pancakemaster4740]

@@ninasbbm5133 he made a joke with a religious(Bethlehem) place and using the term getting hammered(getting drunk af)

[@evstwrld3888]

I'm glad "that Shlatt" is finally using funny "mic" "again"

[@johnmichael8462]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@jfouriex]

i agree, that schlatt uses the funny mic again

[@DKShyne]

Perfect time for this to come on my feed

[@ImpassiveCanine]

12:14 This is dangerous

[@JustinT41701]

The sound of the party popper on the funny mic will forever be hilarious

[@ayanbalkhi7922]

Wow kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqS8g2d-ft9lgtU

[@jfouriex]

agreed

[@corvid_gremlin]

as a Protestant, I find this very entertaining and kind of concerning good job connor

[@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_]

Missed this last year, so I waited a full year to watch it.

[@jschlattLIVE_1............]

Contact me for your Christmas reward 🎁 ❤️ 🌲☃️💙

[@rianwinters3417]

Bro I can't even escape my sleep paralysis demons on KZbin bro...

[@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_]

@@rianwinters3417 😈

[@lydeart]

"I hope to get bethlehammered" is an underrated statement

[@Jowsh44]

I agree

[@wesbone5187]

The title absolutely undersells the video wtf

[@PiT0nZo]

My favorite passage from the bible is the story about god summoning bears to kill 40 children because they laughed at a bald man. This stream was nostalgic for me and I appreciate it.

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

The zoomers needed to respect their elders

[@bigyams7733]

@@legojedimasterplokoon2173 I don't remember this from leviticus

[@enderkitten7274]

Between the towers of ragebait and fakes, the crevice of Schlatt’s content is my sanctuary

[@theneonapple1684]

I can die in peace now, knowing that the funny mic has been blessed upon humanity once again

[@karamelsaeed8298]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc……

[@jfouriex]

not in peace to the bots now.

[@Ezra_.x]

Its gonna be a Great friday You can tell when schlatt uploads

[@KimiButNoDrink]

Shut up bot

[@technobladeneverdies9858]

I agree

[@l00se_goose76]

I want him banned

[@netzachawesome]

@@l00se_goose76 cope

[@placeintheworldfadesaway5800]

@@l00se_goose76 COPE

[@jacobinator4981]

I actually got a nostalgia hit when they sang table of plenty.

[@kimonisandi1435]

Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

[@jubbybrab]

The comments here are cursed

[@cheepplays]

5 minutes in i was like “wasnt he supposed to open boxes? whats happening??”

[@laura_rovetti]

I almost suffocated from laughing at Ted's reading

[@wealthybone2990]

Finally! The return of a legend that made Schlatt who he is, the funny mic! But uh who's the goth girl?

[@egyrolllaser161]

Wowww kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc………..

[@a.m.1118]

It's Emma Langevin

[@yusufthegreat1232]

She's Joe

[@kragger2382]

@@yusufthegreat1232 who is Joe??

[@yusufthegreat1232]

@@kragger2382 Joe Mama

[@darklydtweakly]

when you hear them... singing together it reminds me of a rehearsal in 1st grade... also speaking of the lord, Emma got 'em holy honkers.

[@jessecoulter7912]

I closed my eyes when Schlatt did the party popper on the funny mic and it sounded like I got shot

[@alex-ef4dm]

"I hope to get bethlehammered." Famous last words. May God look over his soul. 😭🕊🙏

[@norman2.0]

5:16 the start of jschlatts hit list.