I Have The Instrument To Make More

I was playing Assassins's Creed 2 and this caught me by surprise

[@Noogie666]

They were so shocked with her unexpected response, they even try to give her another hour to think over 😂😂

[@extra_ram_noodles]

No, They need an hour to process what just happened. They just saw her ankles!

[@extra_ram_noodles]

@@homer6292 Fr!

[@anitascvz]

⁠@@extra_ram_noodlesNot only the ankles that’s for sure…

[@kylelomocso3435]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FlabbyTabby]

​@@extra_ram_noodles And her knees. And thighs. Their minds are mush now.

[@skyeye61]

To my surprise this line is historically accurate

[@lourencoreisderezendealves9803]

Who was she

[@shaked6540]

@@lourencoreisderezendealves9803 Caterina Sforza

[@toxicaristotle3052]

also in actual history, she wasnt wearing any panties.

[@imnotaracistokay]

​@@toxicaristotle3052oh boy...

[@extra_ram_noodles]

@@toxicaristotle3052Oh, I'm sure they tried to convince the ESRB to make it accurate to history without getting flagged for it.

[@TheJewBagel]

You can just tell the voice actress was just killing herself laughing recording this scene

[@KryzysX]

lol

[@Trash-bin-kicker]

Haha yea she was almost falling from the chair cuz of laughing, you can really tell

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

No you can't lol that's why she's a good voice actress

[@94oddy]

@@justsomeeggsinapot1784I really feel like people would comment random stuff just for “likes”

[@reverendnon5959]

​@@94oddyyou just discovered America

[@afaris88]

0:31 That face always got me. He was surprised, happy, baffled, excited, stunned, embarrased, and couldn't believe her response, all emotions at once 🤣🤣🤣

[@Will_Rules]

Ya thats a face they shouldnt change if they make a remake. It conveys everything already

[@Cuunke]

“Full bush, nice.”

[@nersansa3152]

Doesn't his face remind you of Jack Black when he was younger.

[@nm3k511]

​@@nersansa3152I know exactly what you are talking about, it is even used in memes

[@volta1337]

🤨🤔😯😮

[@shamdeen50]

The shock on his face when she said that😂.

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

Luduvicco didn’t expect that

[@bastardhyena7882]

He was finding silver and struck gold

[@lostplug]

@@bastardhyena7882😂😂

[@joelrobinson5457]

Man freaking pogged

[@torquettalk]

She deserved an award for that line

[@Sos-gx6kv]

Actually the real Caterina said that!

[@-The_Phantom]

​@@Sos-gx6kvlmao

[@S.P.A.M]

@@Sos-gx6kv hysterical

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Definitely. The most based female NPC in all of gaming isn't going to take crap from anyone.

[@v-ia]

​@@S.P.A.Mhistorical*

[@ThatBlasianStormtrooper]

This quote was inspired by the real life Italian Noble woman Caterina Sforza, best known for her legendary response to an enemy's threat to kill her hostage children, words that Machiavelli preserved for posterity. “Do it, if you want to: hang them even in front of me,” she declared, lifting her skirts, “here I have what's needed to make others!”

[@yurilulu5500]

I didn't know that

[@martinxy1291]

"Damn, mom really hated us"

[@TheGrenadier97]

"This story, however, is most likely an untrue embellishment. The historical record tells that Caterina, in fact, said she was pregnant. Although her statement that she was pregnant is, by most historians, considered to have been a ruse, it rendered worthless any power the conspirators had in holding her children, Girolamo's legitimate heirs."

[@AsokaTw-mz3lr]

It's not easy to make, and very expensive and time consuming. almost a year for one baby.

[@beefgravy4006]

imagine dying and finding out in heaven your mom just casted you aside

[@dn2114]

This shit will never get old 😂

[@GayS1mp]

So fucking true🤣

[@KucingObesitas]

Damn, i remember. Play this sequence with my friends in classroom 🤣🤣🤣

[@grimvargas8921]

Yeah and neither will her children

[@Papa_Straight]

​@@grimvargas8921she doesn't give a shit about that bro

[@darksideoftheforce7801]

Just like the children

[@dontebennett1417]

Fun fact: This is (not perfectly, but still) based off an event that really happened. Makes it even funnier, IMO.

[@randomboy2004]

the only inaccurate part of this is she wearing panties :|

[@tominieminen66]

Probably the wildest shit (that do not break the laws of physics) you can imagine has happened countless times in history Reality does not suffer the constraint of making sense that fiction often has to face

[@unicrongobsmacker8595]

Did they kill her children?

[@randomboy2004]

don t worry@@unicrongobsmacker8595 . .she did worried to her kids after they left and called us to save them

[@randomboy2004]

@@unicrongobsmacker8595 no she did called us (the assassin) to save them later

[@codgoaat]

The way they look at each other lmfao

[@malickmeziani_FreePalestine]

More like the way one looks at the other, his brother was disturbingly calm with the whole situation lmao

[@joelrobinson5457]

He just pog's

[@SeanIsCrispy]

And those words echoed throughout history until it made its way into a video game. Bravo Caterina Sforza Bravo. Based AF.

[@CA_786]

Based? You'd see your kids die rather than pay a ransom?

[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

​@@CA_786 I don't think she meant her words , she just threatened them

[@CA_786]

@@lumityviktuuristanartist4100 yknow, that threat could put her child's life at sake or if they hear then give them eternal trauma but yeah, I got worked up, there's not much she could do at this point without risking her kid's life.

[@NicoGV]

​@@CA_786the good thing is that it actually worked

[@SirHenryMaximo]

I remember when I first read that scene in the novel! Kind of thing that sticks to your mind.

[@felipeschuster4698]

Yep😂😂 I remember that too

[@furkanbozdag8198]

What novel

[@MrGamer-fw4hc]

@@furkanbozdag8198 Some if not most of the Assassin's creed games have novelizations.

[@bjornvandesande]

⁠@@furkanbozdag8198Assassins Creed Renaissance. I recommend reading it, its amazing

[@sleshkatgcmc1382]

I love the first five parts cutscenes of Assasins creed, and the Black Flag especially, i wish I could see the remake of all of those, but I’m starting to realize that the old ones are irreplaceable.

[@starplatinum5311]

Maybe after the censorship laws got improve, otherwise it will just be another water down remake for "modern audience".

[@flashergoldpower15]

Yeah, I’m glad we got the ones we got.

[@TheOpethOfMastodon]

We don't need a remake of any game post-2005.

[@jessicaabel3481]

@@TheOpethOfMastodon I have bad news for you

[@scy77a]

I got really into playing Black Flag again recently, and honestly, it holds up well on its own; no remake needed 😊

[@simpelgames645]

His expression literally just went “Yoooooooo”

[@Frimpa-MJEB]

Five centuries later and this is still funny

[@JustSomeGuyWithaGirlPicture]

0:30 his reaction💀

[@NoWayJose24]

Bro couldn't believe it

[@kakpunk4455]

Lmao

[@chryssdale5747]

a zoom on his face would make this even funnier 😂

[@diobrando6245]

he literally pogged himself

[@Olter_]

@@NoWayJose24 "Thats where they come from?? WTF"

[@droganovic6879]

Giving me strong "What's 17 more years, i can always start again, make another kid!" vibes😅

[@TshidiMPule]

Omni man definitely has the instrument to make more

[@Pissbending]

​I mean, he did@@TshidiMPule

[@Manoj_Kumar1973]

0:31 that face explains everything... Btw Caterina doesn't have the key for starting the instrument poor caterina😂

[@HarshKumar-wu6jv]

Ezio 😏

[@Manoj_Kumar1973]

@@HarshKumar-wu6jvthen Ezio Would be proud on her 😜

[@mattj2081]

She'll find one. Ezio's right next to her for starters. And we all know how he loves to use his "key."

[@sputnik1057]

Ezio smiling in the background

[@HoliGallistur1023]

She does , Ezio

[@kupper123]

Fun Fact: Catherine actually did this, and she didn't have panties on when it happened.

[@talalh7247]

EW

[@pratiksengupta5336]

@@talalh7247 Bruh your ancestors also didn't wear panties during this time period.

[@theonlyplain]

​@@talalh7247What

[@KazzKobb]

@@talalh7247 That's history for yah

[@kingzfire8937]

@@talalh7247 gae

[@cocodegalinha5019]

I just watch my brother playing sometimes, so i tried looking for her phrase, this is gold.

[@MsAngelique]

I don't think women back then wore panties. They went commando and just wore stockings.

[@jellyidunno6482]

She probably wear it just to do that

[@nemesisss123]

They wore those gigantic undies because their vaginas smelled really Bad like really really bad

[@XELLEK]

@@nemesisss123 💀

[@krazyj3861]

@@nemesisss123 lmao

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

There is medieval lingerie, they probably did wear panties, but they didn't look as good as those, probably

[@last_fantasy]

The way he looked at his comrade XD

[@quavantezingleton3694]

Caught me off guard

[@Jampolo_OG]

It caught everyone off guard

[@surajyadav607]

They didn't give her 1 hour to think but they took one hour to rethink😂😂😂

[@CannibalLecter]

Best response ever

[@tarun_235]

when the enemy snatches something important to you, make more of it. - sun tzu

[@ArcticPrice]

Im convinced that sun tzu was a horny person in war

[@MannahSonne]

This is the real powerful woman.

[@OwO377]

Fact

[@redtheyiffer]

Back when Ubisoft cared about actual good writing I know it's a historical quote, but they wouldn't use it nowadays

[@sigmacall4148]

i wants to buy that game just because of this scene

[@thesausageman5388]

Did you?

[@jon_epic]

You have to get the dlc

[@snknero9935]

Man of culture.

[@thepotatofamily4969]

I just love how Ezio is standing in the background without uttering a word😂

[@DualWieldedEggrolls]

The guy's reaction sells it

[@Reviwitha6]

Those guys definitely found out about the instrument to make more

[@becmcclean4915]

0:31 had me dying.

[@ResidentScrub]

My prayers are with her 🤣

[@2l84me8]

I admire her raw Chad energy.

[@roni9275]

Her : I have the instrument to make more Ezio : SAY NO MORE 👉👌

[@thosechocolatebrowneyes]

She aint wrong

[@MemoThePanda]

We dont negotiate with terrorists

[@duranceofhateriverofflame4492]

0:31 his face omg im dead 😆🤣😂

[@MotherCow71]

I feel like that was everyone initial reaction 😂

[@lmeza1983]

POV: Your asking your mother which is her preferred son.

[@Yani-Mari]

Bro was flabbergasted

[@Dragonborn_is_Dead]

I love how Ezio is just there like: 😐

[@saturnsbirth]

“ i have the instrument to make moore-“ *flashes them*

[@ankitkumar9851]

*They didn't gave her hour instead they took hour for themselves just to understand what the actual fk just happened 😂😂😂*

[@petsaa]

0:12 the priest, i only noticed this now

[@HoliGallistur1023]

Kidnappers : Understandable , have a nice day ... Guys free the hostages will ya ?

[@fine_ol_chap]

His facial reaction to her response! I can't stop laughing!

[@HoliGallistur1023]

Oh , that's why Ezio clapped her in Brotherhood 😏

[@demigodtherapper483]

Well that instrument needs some extra spare part

[@PrimoPete]

That's what they said but in their minds they were like - "damn honey, think it over, its yo babbies we talkin about... we gon reconvene later when you chilled out a bit, damn"

[@HydraSpectre1138]

The best part is that this was actually watered down compared to what happened in real life. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath.

[@bmjupiterboardmod492]

😂😂😂😂

[@saintlaw501]

bro even the game character were flabbergasted

[@Peasant001]

Damn the expressions are so good even though the game is more than a decade old. I don't think they had the tech to capture face movements at that time period. Kudos to the animators fr doing such a good job

[@theunderdog9353]

BRUH. Last time I played this game was ATLEAST a decade ago. I'm replaying the Ezio trilogy now and just got here. This caught me completely off-guard and made me vurst out laughing. I love this game 😂

[@poenelanienanie]

I still get chills to this day...

[@rs_rogue]

The one line that I remember from AC 2

[@CS-si4nn]

The attention to detail is impeccable.... there's dirt on her knee 🤣🤣

[@inkwolfartandbuildingstudi3223]

I kinda wish he said, “you have twenty four hours.” It’s a classic 😂

[@imlate4wrk]

Best voice line in all of gaming 😂😂

[@pepercat17]

I thank you for uploading this 😢it’s pure gold

[@Akinori_2049]

Bro reaction: 😧

[@h.a.9880]

William Marshal, first Earl of Pembroke, had a similar situation in his life. To make a long story short, when he was an infant, his father John sided with one contestor to the throne, but while he was traveling with his army, hist castle fell under siege by the hostile contestor for the crown. William's father reached the castle with his army, brokered a deal that he was to be allowed to enter the castle with his army and then order his troops to stand down. As a means of security, John handed over his son William as hostage, but instead of keeping to his word, John merely shut the gates and holed up in his castle. The guy besieging John's castle was furious, he threatened to kill William, going so far as to put him on a catapult, ready to order him getting flung into the castle. To this, John supposedly said "Go on, kill William, in here I have hammer and anvil to forge me better sons." There's a book about William Marshal's life, "The greatest knight" by Asbridge, read it, it's fantastic.

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

Not just him there’s also Tokugawa Ieyasu when he was kidnapped by the Oda when he was a kid.

[@mizzyzenzei]

She didn't have to lift up her dress like that😂🤣

[@oceanberserker]

Woman had to make it so they got the picture. You can be damn sure they won't forget it! LOL!

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

@@oceanberserkerman looked like he was about to be the key to making them 😂

[@oceanberserker]

@@kawaiionee-chan9557 If you mean Ezio, he certainly wouldn't mind! Lol! But the Orsi? Only in their delusions and her nightmares! Lololol!

[@tonypeppermint5329]

God damn, that is cold blooded.

[@johnninocovers]

The facial expressions are so much more expressive than today's videos games.

[@FlabbyTabby]

Earlier games probably used mocap while people nowadays try to use AI or generate it without mocap.

[@dark6.6E-34]

lmao no. The face expressions are cartoonish and cheesy af

[@funman9924]

With less advancement they told us stories that we will cherish forever but look what we have now... The soundtracks alone in acii, brotherhood and revelations are one of the if not the most beautiful soundtracks I have ever heard in any media

[@Giroutte]

Wait what, hahaha wtf, I can’t for the life of me remember this scene!!!!

[@kubamaliszewski1167]

It was in dlc deleted sequence

[@MichaelMineCraftings]

"My Mom talking to my kidnappers"

[@guardianvalor962]

Omni Man would be proud of that statement.

[@becmcclean4915]

Ezio be like: I saw nothing...

[@Razhor]

Bro really said " :O "

[@M3xican_k1d_009]

*PASTA* WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?

[@fresurt13]

"Hey mom, do you love us?" Caterina Sforza:

[@Knight_Marshal]

Wow! People back then understood biology. Their education system must have been better than what passes for it today.

[@guillermoelnino]

But their women were justas c unty as they are now

[@awesomesauce2000]

​@@guillermoelninowow 😂

[@FilmLabProductionsOfficial]

“I have the instrument to MAKE MORE!!!!” Them: 😳😳

[@heavyferrum397]

Catarina sound like Catalina from GTA

[@dashyz3293]

"After all, what's 2 more years?"

[@beewax8747]

Dat face ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juancabardo21]

The two guys’ faces after she said that 💀

[@its_pam1410]

0:36 euh one hour to make more children ?

[@stoikusu5084]

I never laughed so much from a video game, let alone Assassin's Creed.. Ezios Trilogy story is amazing

[@timexyemerald6290]

0:31 that POG face expression

[@Aesthetycs]

I want such Assassin’s Creed back!

[@Yani-Mari]

“😧”

[@windidevitari]

She is voicing catalina from gta 3 and san andreas

[@khalued]

When i watched this first time I killed myself laughing

[@JacobfryeofLondon1862]

I just love how the soldiers just stand there and walk away

[@redreploid1713]

Jokes aside, I didn’t realize till now you can actually see Savonarola himself walking on the background

[@krishmidha1037]

"What's 17 more years? I can always start again. Make another kid.

[@theqnotion]

Assassin’s creed 2 was my first story based game I completed alone. And I confused a lot with behaviors that characters did. And wasn’t so normal, ending wasn’t feel like the end

[@aliceandfriendsvideos]

Lady still has the oven to make more buns.

[@nawafXjohn]

Ubisoft is such a legendary gaming company, idc about their recent fuck ups. I think they made the best games ever

[@spectralassassin6030]

The annoying thing is that they easily could make more great games. They just need to stop being greedy, lazy, and stop turning every game into a poor excuse for an rpg.

[@becmcclean4915]

@@spectralassassin6030 I dont find Origins or Odyssey bad, I just think that Valhalla is the worst assassins creed game that has existed.

[@pratiksengupta5336]

@@becmcclean4915 Oddysey is definitely worst considering it's farthest from the main theme of assassins. They would have benefited more if they didn't add the tag of assassins creed in Oddysey and Valhalla.

[@AsokaTw-mz3lr]

they turned woke

[@Whispers_of_Madness]

Valhalla was it for me. After playing Odyssey I had hoped for a good Viking game as they promised. But, it’s just horrible. Very dull, woke, and outright boring.

[@-Tidgy]

She sounds very similar to the voice that played Katalina or whatever her name was in San Andreas.

[@aazamben]

"I have instruments to make more." Proceeds to lift up her skirt in front of her subordinates.

[@Incognito334]

When I was playing this game my little 6 year old sister walked in the room during this scene💀

[@STOLICHNYA]

An instrument cannot be played without a musician

[@ACDnut101]

I'm sure there were plenty of willing musicians.

[@thegamingknight642]

​@ACDnut101 I mean Ezio is one of them.

[@yueshijoorya601]

"On the other hand, if you don't change your mind, here is my pigeon address".

[@andrewcarlson3486]

His reaction's priceless

[@zeozeto5457]

The fact that she was on the rooftop while all that man stand on the ground was made this scene even better

[@TomMarvoloRiddle8]

Their face: °o°

[@sozkev9762]

One of the Greatest quotes in the video game history 😂