I Hid Something In My Bathroom

I Build A Hidden Arcade In My Bathroom
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#HiddenCabinet #hiddenBathroom #hiddenArcarde

[@cphaatn]

Next project is to have a hidden toilet in the living room.

[@Sunnbuzz]

If you want to see toilets in random places lol just watch LEAW (leave everything and wonder) video on 3 Italian homes for sale in Sicily - The Italians were never short on "washrooms" or random toilets, which seem totally normal to Italians

[@sylvaind.6786]

😂

[@brianb6969]

I'll allow that! lol

[@psychorabbitt]

He's from Pittsburgh, so he should have a hidden toilet in his basement.

[@CPTFiXtion]

Next on John Malecki: Hemorrhoids.

[@olliec6577]

My thoughts too!

[@chrishand259]

Came to the comments just for this 😂🔥😳😢

[@prosuc]

Yes

[@simonolphin]

That is the most John Malecki video you've ever made. Love this sh*t. Nice work John.

[@gregjones1266]

Sh*t being the key word as to why this video is being made LMAO . great idea and work !

[@neonllamasftw]

need to install a UV light inside to sanitize the controllers 😂

[@occheermommy]

That’s actually a good call. They say the spray is like 6 feet

[@yeahitskimmel]

A feature you'll only find if you come on down to the Pink Eye Arcade

[@akstylez6978]

Came here to say the same thing. Lol. Seems pretty unsanitary to me.

[@cblack1863]

Having major flashbacks of 'Pimp my Ride' puting screens in peoples bumpers, taillights n' steering wheels when they couldn't fit a popcorn maker. I was waiting for Xzibit to show up and mock your bathroom... Hope you conveted the towel rack into a gun rack, and you have a decent sniper tripod.

[@deltawildfire2422]

Most of you are watching this in the bathroom.

[@kelvinphillips3528]

Absolutely right!!

[@ZelX-]

Noooooo...... You have no proof I was on the toilet when I started this video.... None at all. Brb wiping.

[@itaintnobutterflies6265]

Hell yeah!!!!!!!

[@tallenisse]

100% fact

[@LeumasTheOnly]

I feel called out

[@trentonbaughman4255]

I like the strategy of making the cabinet look way better by making the bathroom look absolutely horrible

[@IT_Dinosaur]

John - you are a lunatic. My kind of lunatic. Building custom stuff with weird features is the primary reason I got into woodworking in the first place. Lovely, absurd, Useful project. Two thumbs up!

[@siraadam4343]

I went through the same thought process about not cutting the side pieces. I’m glad you said the same thing, I feel validated. However, this is the absolute LAST thing I’d want in an employee bathroom 😂

[@twig985]

"gonna ask me regardless why it took me so long in there" is so real lmao

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

Got any fix for your legs going to sleep while you're gaming in the toilet?😄

[@yeahitskimmel]

My grandpa used to have these padded toilet seats

[@seanfishback3340]

Poop standing up?

[@vidiotsyndrome]

Stand up to wipe between rounds

[@MattyRRG]

get a foot stool and straighten your legs out every now and then, or use it to raise your knees higher

[@CovertGunman]

Something I just thought of, for the wobbliness and single mounting point for the top half, could you add some structural pieces that are attached to the bottom of that top half and will act as a guide? You could even have them be like drawer mounting brackets so it's smooth and could be attached at both ends.

[@clantonmiller7626]

Stain and oil is my favorite part. The beauty of the project comes to life. ❤️

[@lynn_phoenix]

I figured you would add vertical side tracks to aid in shelf stability/guiding. Maybe a linear rail or v-wheel setup

[@Zogg1281]

My personal recommendation for anyone you plays video games at John's house...... bring your own controllers or wash your hands REALLY well afterwards!! 😂🤣😂

[@zachclayton8602]

Congrats on 1M followers!! Been here from the beginning and it’s been great watching your channel grow.. keep up the great videos!!

[@Rouxgaroux38]

One suggestion - When you were putting the hinges on and you were blowing the nails too far out the sides, use a scrap block as a backer and it prevents the nail from blowing out the wood and it makes a little cleaner and easier to fix if it does go through. Great work. love all the fun projects

[@Pilotforlife555]

What suction hold was that to carry the plywood?? Perfect Father’s Day gift!

[@Menisis1]

Yo! How about a Conveyor Belt Table for your shop? Completely unnecessary but Sooo much fun.

[@neonllamasftw]

Sounds like something for @unnecessaryinventions

[@pateralus9]

I see you have a Benchmade Bugout, John, that's awesome! Love that knife, currently have two of them. You got any other folding knives you like to carry? I collect all sorts of knives in different price ranges. Also, great work on the cabinet!

[@chriswertz7434]

All great scenarios start with "Here's what I'm thinking...". Oh, and you can't leave out "I got this..."

[@shaundevereaux4616]

Who needs a hidden tv in their bathroom when we all have phones to watch instead

[@DARTHxBRSTNITRX]

0:54 "if we could get some sort of gun..." Gotta shoot the the shit while shooting the shit 😂😂😂

[@EXTREMOZAU]

One hell of build love it

[@mendozaben85]

Feel bad for Sam, that thing would have crushed him!

[@itsm00t17]

Nature is neat!

[@c.a.g.1977]

Well, there goes thte Employee efficiency rate.... Cool build, and the remodel came out pretty dang good! Well done Sam!

[@Bill_Hartnett]

That you missed the obvious "YOU LIKE THAT!" Kirk Cousins cut is criminal. 🤣 18:25

[@Almechazel]

I don't hate it. But man, that beveled joint combined with the wobbly nature of the top scares me in actual use. It has reminded me that motorized mounts exist, which may prove useful for the actual arcade I'm building, so thank you for that. Oh, and hello from Vermont.

[@thecosmicmonster682]

I really appreciate the "Please sponsor me Nintendo" shot.

[@johnnycassart3769]

Exellent 😂😂 très beau travaille

[@GibClark]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 usually don't spend that much time in there....Boss there cracks the whip lol

[@Vorgto]

Make a wood working table with as many tech gadgets in it as you can.

[@shayd1984triton]

Build a Billiards table next. Another idea is a rack to hold rifles.

[@vernsteinbrecker3759]

Very nice, great job

[@DirtBoyTrucker]

Ridiculous? Yes. But entertaining as hell always! Thanks for the cool videos as usual John.

[@JustCallMeMeghan]

When John said KZbinrs wouldn't typically show their dumbs, my immediate thought was, "Wesley Treat has a whole dumb counter in his shop!" Hahaha.

[@Iam_jardow]

What's better than poop particles on your controllers? Other ppls poop on your controllers lol

[@yeahitskimmel]

Call it Pink Eye Arcade

[@bazilwreckerloughead]

Love it, that looks like something my brother would have in his bathroom...if he only had indoor plumbing.

[@travisweller1754]

"The New Jankee Workshop" lol good work.

[@machine5464]

Awesome build. Do you plan on continuing a line of safety equipment after ShopShades, i.e hearing and respiratory protection?

[@bradleytuckwell4881]

You got to love a hidden compartment and it looks great the black with brown kicks plus you looked like a professional for a change lol

[@vanillajustin]

@30:59 -- Jody @InspireWoodcraft showed a couple years ago a tip that still boggles the mind -- he turned his miter gauge *around* in the table saw, so that he could reference the leading end of the material when pushing through the cut. Super handy, I still use it all the time!

[@jaymz_13]

Just a thought; could you have added a larger plasma cut plate to the underside of the motorised shelf for stability to spread the load a bit better?

[@jmorv8866]

Great idea John. Play some Quake or Doom and then when something scares the crap out of you, you're already in the right place. :)

[@Lotuses69]

Best woodworker and advice giver still to this day💯💯💯💯💯helped me through A Lot of hard times💯💯💯💯💯

[@joecuddington3205]

I was half expecting a hidden spot for a bathroom pistol. You never want to be caught on the crapper without a "sh*tter gat" as one of my gun nut friends calls it lol.

[@donaldfarr8162]

Just subscribed. Love what I have seen so far.

[@exotictones1054]

Your wife will want to put stuff on top of those lift cabinets don't forget.

[@djmadcow]

I'm pretty sure it's in his shop

[@daemonember]

​@@djmadcow unless he moves it to the house, but the ceilings are a pretty good giveaway to it being in the shop

[@djmadcow]

@@daemonember That and starting at 34:09 you see him walking from the shop straight into it. Plus if it was going into his house, I'm sure the hidden bourbon dispenser would be involved. Maybe from under a soap dish near the sink? Even a pull out compartment behind the toilet paper hiding the controllers.

[@kweks]

Not my boss walking into my office just as soon as THATS A THICK ASS BOY plays. lol. This build screams squrilley malecki. I love it

[@joefaraone977]

...and I loved the bourbon bar build.

[@Aronwhut]

You guys should attempt something from a show that's near and dear to childhood me, "Home Improvement"!

[@johnnyu001]

It's awesome. You are awesome. I'm just super happy you got it finished in the 3 day time window, because otherwise...well, otherwise... Okay, I'm not sure what would have happened but thank god it got done in time. ;)

[@bubby-un34benny-un46]

The king👑 of youtube is back

[@humang]

Did I just watch you create a rabbit with a biscuit joiner? How have I never seen this before?

[@BoBandits]

Thanks for the new trick! My biscuit joiner is now a router as well. Occasionally. Maybe.

[@BoBandits]

25:00 crunch crunch grind...

[@Alphasig336]

I will say my wife loved her 32” TV that is viewable from Bath, Shower and Toilet with Door open. My buddies love it too when games are on. They will turn the game on in the master bathroom so it’s all set when the bathroom breaks are needed

[@SargeWolf010]

Honestly I'd put tv in bathrooms mainly so people could continue to watch sports while there in there like a Applebee's did...

[@gregorydenton5312]

Hit that 1 million sub mark. Someone’s getting a workshop!

[@SteamGeezerUK]

22:35 I cringed the whole time you were doing that, while knowing I would have done the exact same thing, while also saying "Don't try this at home"... 😂

[@infered5365]

I'd love to see a 1v1v1 again, but this time without the expensive floor tools. Are you still the best in your shop using contractor saws and hand tools?

[@damiettamataram3492]

"It's dumb, but it's mine." Exactly how I describe my best friend.

[@CzBMusic]

"it's dumb, but it's mine" would be a great t-shirt

[@dohccobra97]

Is there any plan to offer shop shades with prescription lenses in the future?? Only reason I haven’t ordered some. I need prescription glasses.

[@No_Worries83]

I just need a quiet space to pound off, this sounds like a great solution!

[@jamiekrautkremer9962]

Hard to beat blastin zombies while you’re blasting the toilet 🤣

[@hankchinaski7883]

Throne of Games

[@MakewithMatt]

This is stupidly amazing lol

[@inb4tehlulz]

Add some tracks on the back of the wall that it rides up?

[@DrHQuinzel]

The amount of setups for sexual jokes in a shop is unmatched

[@emilevoyer123]

YOU DID IT AGAIN, THAT IS REAL COOL

[@bandanabenji222]

Now you jus need to speak to Ludwig about a Bidet haha

[@jimrosson6702]

Turned out great

[@bryanmartin8336]

Builds a hidden cabinet so he gets a break from the family in the bathroom. Installs it at work.

[@edswanson3941]

Now that's just funny as hell, I don't care who you are!! Very cool build John

[@perniciousvideo]

@9:29 - I love the custom branded pocket knife...what brand is it?

[@heatherschmitt5534]

I've watched a lot of your videos and we're subscribers. I'm sorry to be a nit picker, but I see in this episode that your 1st Cav flag is being partially covered by another flag. I'm partial to the 1st Cav flag as my dad was in it, and he was also a carpenter. He passed away 5 years ago, and watching your show and seeing glimpses of the 1st Cav flag reminds me of him. BTW, he'd get a kick out of your show! 🙂

[@charlesgrattafiori576]

You should build a coffee table for the living room but with hidden gun rack inside. Or a floating shelf with hidden gun rack inside. Something like that would be cool

[@GoheadGaucho]

John we need a ceiling that can convert into touch screen tik tok /media mega screen while your on the bed 😂

[@thomaskeane5723]

Supposedly Zach Frazier is a woodworking fan; you're going to have to invite him to one of your upcoming videos. As to this one - holy 💩!

[@3Dgifts]

Nice project. Is the tv lift link in there? I didn’t see it.

[@briankeithwood]

Wonder if drawer slides when it opens would help keep it aligned? Maybe cross supports on the back?

[@dwayneattard5265]

you need a design like a tree for the back to reduce the amount of stress you have on those 4 screws on the bottom. Maybe it could be attached to the back of the TV.

[@edcctf]

Congrats on a million subs and thanks for making me one in a million! :)

[@LydiaBisland]

@12:27 “nailed it!!” Or glued it? 😂🤣

[@MikeNOtie]

“It’s dumb, but it’s mine”-Truest statement ever. 😂

[@HackTrixz]

My fav channel to watch during man bathroom time 😂

[@ianitor]

should add a bidet to keep it moist

[@charelschlebusch9450]

What music are you listening to when you're when you're using your airpods

[@cdarrigo]

Dude! Watching you on that table saw, how do you still have all your fingers?!😮

[@mikewhittington3451]

Awesome!!! Congratulations on 1,00,000 subs!!!

[@MrDogdaytona]

so i love this cause i am working on something like this based on the burbon bar. it will be like a little hidden recording studio setup

[@ryanwilson_canada]

You'll spend 90% of the bathroom time raising and lowering the tv, and booting up whatever game system you will be using. Lol

[@djmadcow]

"It's dumb but its mine" That's the story of my life

[@951WoodworkDesigns-bx4kn]

A padded toilet seat is a must!

[@BZ1340]

Live on the edge you big Chicken . redo a bathroom at home with the gaming😂

[@territ1231]

Your ideas are so narley!!!! You have an outlet that low in the bathroom? You'll know where your girls are! Watching Bluey in the bathroom!!

[@hectorrivera6414]

John this is really awesome, I wish you sold them! You should change the title to secret gaming setup and have that picture of you sitting on the toilet playing because i swear this video was recommended to me at least 7 times today and if that would've been the title and thumbnail, I would've watched it on the first!

[@lesterkakepetum2586]

Do they make the screws for the pocket holes too?

[@jimsn9624]

Nice👌