I hired a girl for $100 to play minecraft…

[@Wallibear]

I am taking credit for the iron In the chest 😂😂😂

[@andyjang7366]

wallibear!! i’m a huge fan

[@Asianwiko]

lol

[@donia4704]

*f*

[@donia4704]

^d

[@Tenacron]

lol wali

[@ignMongo]

I am the BEST father!!!

[@balachandarananthanarayana4062]

And I'm a teletubby

[@Robot831]

Best daddy. 😌👌

[@LimeGreenedYT]

Lol too best

[@Speculata1]

Pog

[@KennyGreenBean]

yesssir

[@vesh]

People with girlfriends can do this for free, call that stonks

[@radeqqq8153]

lol

[@WreeperXD]

yes

[@thisisnormal8531]

You’re evil

[@Joshua-ln2xg]

4th

[@drugonfr]

'sup checkmark

[@Cutekittycat33]

Nico dad:tommy:I’m proud of you son

[@Swedzlive69420]

LMAO “My dad got me this cause I have no friends”

[@psychedelicteenager]

i have 3 but they don't talk to me as much

[@speculardis1103]

he says that then asks to invite a friend later xD

[@SnailBob3348]

e

[@windtyu]

I also don't have friends IRL :)

[@rachelplays335]

This vid was just so funny

[@loolitsalex]

2:21 “i wish i was a youtuber” 😭😭😭

[@t4m3oninsta]

hi alex

[@nytezoid4037]

third reply cuz why not

[@dreaminho.]

it's the man himself

[@kitstar2587]

wsup checkmark

[@Legionizer]

Egirls

[@ch7rged]

"I have no friends" "Can I invite my friend later?" NotNico, 2021

[@waterlake_]

Hahahaha yea lol

[@dan-ilbai8091]

yea lol

[@lovediwata5661]

Lol

[@AdityaSingh-rp6lu]

U can invite me in hypixel nothunkbeast ❤️❤️

[@griffinplayz5149]

Lol correct

[@thefunnykid811]

We should support nico for all his hard work

[@TamellaJohnson]

My daddy í lot l lyrics meaning it is and e for everything limit ī0 looks 0oiu loan as

[@guillecabanas9877]

Yea

[@ajfaina1778]

Yeah

[@kronikqlz_]

Nico: “I just killed a woman, poggers” *TommyInnit would like to know your location*

[@beeless2356]

so true

[@Frautt]

LOLO

[@thedarkmonarch]

"Just killed a woman, feelin' good."

[@4everbaseone]

Facts

[@KojiTheGreat]

GAEEE

[@theultimateknight5387]

POV: you want to pay a girl to play with you but have no money

[@darkpicture3]

sadness

[@27_prottoydey_viie80]

Right

[@oogwayhabibi3695]

Lol yes

[@Abdeljalil9]

I don't have to pay for it cuz i already have a girlfriend i could do it for free🗿👍 POOOOG

[@mdtarek8163]

Why must u hurt that way?

[@mochicakez]

No one: Mongo “Dad” Everytime Nico breaks a bed: *“Poggers son! poggers!”*

[@andystarlett]

HORRIBLE 😠😠

[@Flyerjohn]

@@andystarlett ?

[@tacticol]

Nico: My dad bought me this because have I no friends Also Nico: I'm gonna Speedrun because I wanna save money Nico:I have no friends Also Nico:Can I invite my friend later

[@benistechsused3128]

Bro this girl was so supportive and kind and respectful

[@mello9586]

She still doesn't have enough self respect to not sell herself lol

[@dinethfernando5440]

Yeah

[@jameskenneth5daysago616]

When he said "my dream is to become a youtuber" he killed dream

[@ldalouh_7997]

Ironic

[@27_prottoydey_viie80]

Gotcha

[@mello9586]

True

[@fengying6327]

The amount of times they said “poggers son” is literally insane

[@lix793]

lol yes

[@grapflap]

Every time they said that I cringed so hard

[@krissyreilly9602]

LOLLLLLLLL

[@CoOki3_isyUm]

nico and mongo be abusing the word "poggers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dierksdog367]

I like how nico and the “dad” were yelling POGGERS at each other and the 2 girls we’re just saying nothing

[@user-qj4gk6np2t]

First ahahaha

[@csm_foxxo2868]

Second ahahaha

[@dumgreat9886]

the 2 girls "we are" just saying nothing

[@usalty6010]

@@dumgreat9886 lmao still wrong "the 2 girls were" or "the 2 girls weren't saying anything"

[@dumgreat9886]

@@usalty6010 i was pointing ot his mistake i wasn't correcting it i basically meant : we're = we are

[@gigachad1762]

“I paid a girl 100 dollars to play Minecraft with me” Seems like a simp activity going on.

[@fayesaazar2490]

Fr

[@tabletoast6]

Yass

[@noorafshantariq5981]

fax

[@Fudgepoo1]

Thats a lot of money

[@gigachad1762]

@@Fudgepoo1 Not really, you can't even buy a house with 100$

[@yes-ug7kp]

Next video: women makes bedwars 1000% funnier edit: ty for the likes lol, help me so I can beat evil >:)

[@racstudio5353]

Ye...

[@Dead_cc]

@Sharjeel Yazdani uhmm his title with womens in his video will be alot different xd

[@renz5604]

Thats epic!

[@GrandBaxley]

T R U e

[@WolfClover]

Nobody : tommyinnit be like

[@HarrisOverBrite]

10:39 I liked the koroki woods song from legend of Zelda ocarina of time i like that song

[@dyingbrowney4386]

nico: im 14 the girl: owh that's cool.... im 19.... *nervous laughter*

[@chem4042]

Lmao

[@simplyestella8888]

But she sounds like a teen to me-

[@xkyxlie9756]

Imagine if the girl wanted to date nico lmfao

[@xkyxlie9756]

@E NEVER COME IN DONT YOU DARE!

[@xkyxlie9756]

@E lol

[@cram8045]

Tommy: Just Killed A Woman Feelin Good Nico: Lez Go I Killed A Woman Poggers

[@fluffyboi9190]

Pogchamp

[@ilycrystbruh]

next tommy is pog af

[@terreljoshuadsouza]

Pogger!!

[@ericoverland6303]

Pog

[@jedi_joy3347]

Just killed***

[@myra.mybeloved4850]

Mongo: “Yeah we just hit 100 subscribers.” Nico’s Subscribers: *crying in over 500k*

[@pumpkinchad]

True

[@nikuzam]

LMFAO

[@Aporta276]

SO TRuE

[@wspploll]

dude can you give me money psl

[@7tic3yonff]

It was just acting

[@Thedreamersstorm6861]

The iron Nico put in there don’t worry about it 😂

[@Papaintion]

Mongo saying “poggers son” sounds like a soundboard

[@cgames0]

The woman: **respectful and kind** Nico: Just killed a woman, Pog..

[@cgames0]

@IllusionAssets wow thanks

[@gadaye7770]

Yes

[@tobbienoe-chan3747]

Imagine a montage of every mcyts saying that lol We have tommy and Nico already pooog

[@SulekrHN8]

Feeling good

[@beterkope]

"Just killed a woman, feeling good"

[@kOticVALO]

“My dream is to become a youtuber” Nico’s 470k subs: *are we a joke to you?* Edit: 511k now

[@rensmeerkerk6023]

now it's 486k

[@akhillal9176]

@@rensmeerkerk6023 2 min reply

[@rensmeerkerk6023]

@@akhillal9176 you mean 2 hours?

[@thegamergod6682]

Yeah my dream is to be a youtuber too

[@mightyjb3]

Technically its 490K subs

[@rosaliebalda4479]

its so funny how monggo is pretending to be his dad and saying poggers

[@vxsions.0]

Nico: “I killed a woman poggers!” Techno: I kill orphans poggers.”

[@therese9796]

Tommyinnit: I killed a woman feelin good

[@BiryaniLover12]

I killed some toxic waste I feel good

[@mello9586]

I killed a pregnant orphan toxic waste women fellin gud

[@verytypicallance9954]

Lol

[@maryamraf1285]

Dream: i killed the highest record time poggers

[@TheAniMob]

“Then I started playing Minecraft and that’s how I met my wife”

[@kanishkjaiswal7260]

Nailed it

[@kynes8409]

"How I met ur mother"

[@silascarrier1626]

LEGIT WHEN I RED YOUR COMMENT IT CAME UP IN THE VID

[@Miico-n]

wait what but nico is older than mc man wtf if she know minecraft alot he gets exposed man

[@makcuja]

@@silascarrier1626 *read sorry i just had to xD

[@tejthetoj4907]

Imagine what his dad is thinking when he’s hearing “DAD GET EM” and “DAD YOU SUCK AT BEDWARS!”

[@neymarandino3619]

Nicos dad: SON YOUR GROUNDED

[@علیعباسی-ه3س]

U4i3u

[@علیعباسی-ه3س]

....

[@علیعباسی-ه3س]

⅖⅚/_@@++34

[@0hAnxiety]

Nico: "I'm 14" Gorl: Ima hit him with my ultimate move... "oh- that's- cool." *super effective*

[@DanNguyen-oc3xr]

"there's this thing in our family that makes our voices kinda like squeakier" hahahaha

[@GleamRoam]

Him: doing the most insane bridging method ever Her: oh thats cool i guess

[@Royal_Xxtynss]

The most insane is Tally

[@Turnk]

@@Royal_Xxtynss Andromae is you mean (thats probably spelt wrong)

[@Royal_Xxtynss]

@@Turnk U can't do andromaea without a mods bcuz u have to like move ur mouse reaLly quick

[@Turnk]

@@Royal_Xxtynss You said the most insane, not the most insane that is possible

[@Royal_Xxtynss]

@@Turnk shut up if it's not possible it's not the most insane

[@Ceedeenation]

Nico: curses in another video Also Nico: "Killed a woman feeling good!" wheres Tommy..

[@foruser170]

Which video?

[@ccharrrless4080]

nice pfp

[@Ceedeenation]

@@ccharrrless4080 ty

[@champana02]

6:53 i love how it says mongo "dad“

[@getwreckedgaming5027]

The girl felt so awkward when Nico's "dad" talked a bunch LOL

[@user-sj5qs2sm3f]

"How old are you?" "I'm 14" "I'm 19" *Nico Gasps* *DIGITAL STORM AD* Edit: Is it bad I come back to this comment every now and then to check the replies? Tysm for almost 400 likes :D I love u all :> Edit 2: 400 LIKES YAY

[@Pokemon15548]

I’m 7 and a half

[@theneonbuster]

@@Pokemon15548 u a bit young

[@heyimxki]

@@Pokemon15548 you shouldnt be allowed on youtube lol

[@rashiekhaizeljoaquin1306]

@@heyimxki I’m 5

[@rashiekhaizeljoaquin1306]

😀

[@whitted2799]

when he said "My dream is to become a youtuber", he literally pushed of a person with a Dream skin

[@mello9586]

Underrated

[@cookie_shin_gaming]

Nico was a good talent to be a gamer pro she so yung

[@Jedeyebtw]

Imagine his actual dad walks in just like "why do you keep calling me"

[@Jedeyebtw]

@Ryan Quach I would say I agree but that would be biased

[@Jedeyebtw]

@Ryan Quach well then...agreed

[@dinethfernando5440]

DUDE TRUEÈEEE

[@dyno7601]

TommyInnit be like: *So you have chosen the DEATH*

[@minecraftgaming3019]

😂

[@GolgeMovedHeavyCircle]

5 second later Tommyinnit: TechnoBlade i need help to kill nico

[@WapplesWaffles]

When you realise that his "dad" gave birth to him when he was between 15-20 years old

[@Fl_Boy]

When u realize his dad met his wife after they already gave birth to Nico cause minecraft came out 12 years ago and Nico is 14. Makes sense.

[@penzer2294]

When you realized that the you said the dad gave birth

[@haydosftw7819]

When you realisee you said "dad gave birth"

[@morpyy8449]

Damn the dad gave birth to him? Shiiit that must've hurt..

[@yqiu2848]

@@morpyy8449 loolololol

[@Kan3mi_s3npai]

11:33 he just skipped the part when he died 😂

[@LeksHasADad]

She’s so wholesome

[@zaptre5943]

"remember we hit 100 subs last month" -nico's dad LMFAOOOO

[@partymepls5023]

Imagine how awkward she would have been feeling when mongo joined the call

[@Master_Of_GTA]

0:49 “hey wake up!”

[@vivi_wuu2419]

“I wish to be a youtuber.” -NotNico, a youtuber with 500K subs. Edit: thanks for the 224 likes, my record was like 7 :) Double edit: thanks for the 251 likes, my last record was 224 Triple edit: owait notnico has 700K now Quadruple edit: Thanks for the 260 my last record was 251

[@dogeboibeflying6244]

Same

[@Pandawns]

dont you mean niconot???? (i swear to god someone that doesnt get the joke is gonna reply to this saying "its notnico not niconot"

[@eurleec718]

Dreams is cute

[@pokemongamerhassan8821]

500k to 600k in 3 weeks

[@florin470]

600k

[@curriesandwichX]

Nico: “I’m 14” Mongo pretending to be dad: “I’m 30” *think about it*

[@nergixd]

He said “ in his 30’s’ meaning hes pretending to be 31-39

[@shynix2613]

@@nergixd 30* to 39

[@nethercrocodile5859]

16?

[@nethercrocodile5859]

16 years old and already a dad? Or something

[@m1thical_362]

He also said "started playing mineraft. And there i met my wife." NICO IS 14. MINECRAFT ISN'T EVEN 14.

[@Tom-iv5dy]

“Son do u love me? We’re gonna take em out” The other team: “Is that... a family?”

[@Jawbreaker-fan]

3:11 i don’t think that’s what family friendly is😅😭💀😂😂😂😂

[@prod.resolut]

2:24 *killing someone with Dream's skin* "My dream is to become a KZbinr"

[@LegoAndrew08]

I was gonna say that XD

[@meowmeowniggy]

Lmaoo

[@KikiLady]

Love like and scribe for not Nico👼😊🎮💻🎙

[@nytro_mp3]

You should hire someone who says their nico.

[@speculardis1103]

yess pls do

[@darkpicture3]

yes

[@terror6485]

If this keeps up, Nico will be the next Tommyinnit.

[@withdrawnlamenting]

But the drugless and clean one XD

[@dxrkmxrchangel]

Ah yes, Tommyinint

[@withdrawnlamenting]

Yes lol

[@smiler7461]

But killed 2 women instead of one

[@mello9586]

@@smiler7461 The more the merrier lol

[@champana02]

8:27 "the power of-" Bro meant to say the power of poggers 😂

[@darkelixer2239]

It was pretty hard trying not to laugh every time mongo said something

[@Dodo-tm9nl]

imagine playing + talking w nico and also getting money such a big dream...

[@cottonpants2877]

I wish my father tells me ''That's poggers son...''' one day...

[@DirtEater3000]

Awwwww

[@skezable9590]

you say that till they start saying pog to your friends

[@pokeblueblur2286]

Lol agree

[@i.like.minecraft3919]

69th like Nice

[@Brooke.a]

I cracked up when you when you were like hi Dada 😂

[@alliemtf9441]

Mongo acting as nico’s dad is so wholesome and funny

[@trakkfn]

Question. Does anyone's dad actually call them son? I just laughed so hard ever time Mongo said son.

[@catwithagun4629]

“I just fell off by mistake son” got me dying of laughter

[@LegendaryScarOff]

Mongo is the most inspiring dad Lol

[@dandeeks542]

11:10 expected nico to say, "glad i was your first"

[@jellymike6581]

nico say "hey- dada" me be like: that was adorable#

[@rawx_7843]

It’s so funny how he just kept saying poggers son, it’s so awkward but funny

[@emarlevi4846]

"You should get out of your room instead of playing bedwars all goddamn day son" made me burst into laughter

[@drakko1125]

Alr just imagine nico saying “daddy” instead of “dad”

[@Brainlet_]

No. Just no

[@Fun4Life782]

I was laughing so hard like every time mongo was like yes son and laughed even more when the part when mongo said go touch some grass son instead of playing god damn bedwars everyday andyways really good vid

[@voiddragonyt6582]

Techno being nicos's dad be like:not even close baby nico never dies!!!

[@NotchTheMinecrafter]

Nico: Sadly I have no friends😭 Nico again: Can I invite my friend later?

[@PaintmanBrush]

Nico: My dad got me this cause I have no friends also Nico: I am gonna call a friend later on ok?

[@merrricaaa8477]

Nicos dad during this “what is he saying about dad”

[@jproanimz1208]

"I have no friends" "Also can i invite my friend later?" -NotNico 2021

[@Pokemon-kara_king]

"back in my day" got me

[@jimyboi4049]

When Nico wants to get carried he does the carrying

[@itsxino5969]

How old are you ? Nico: 14 Girl: oh i am 19 My brain: What the heck is he doing Edit: ty for the likes

[@maril1]

Hmmmmmm

[@dolphingirl423x]

P

[@soralogy4242]

raina and momo got so well together

[@BadJason78]

JUST 2K SUBS LEFT NICO LESS GOO U R ABOUT TO HIT 1 MILL SUBS

[@upsidez]

the only problem with mongo was that he excessively said the word “son”

[@michichan6311]

Alternate title : Nico paying 2 females to be friends while Nico and Dad plays bedwars

[@peizzt]

TommyInnit would be proud of you for talking to two girls at the same time

[@matthewhaywood317]

"That is sooo poggers" now haunts my dreams😢😢

[@danoob1696]

Every time Mongo said “Poggers Son!” I cracked up

[@alphaducki_]

“My dad got me this because I don’t have any friends” 5 seconds later “Can I invite my friend later?

[@ashoksamal7894]

Nico Is just so humble he talks so calmly with the girls

[@xoildreamyt8690]

ayo if minecraft came out 12 years then how did nico become 14 💀

[@ara2042100]

Nico calling Mongo dad is like calling the teacher mom.

[@hatsunebg5523]

I laughted so hard at when Nico said "hello dada" i almost wake my Lil sister up 😂😂😂

[@schluppp]

Achievement Unlocked: Talking to 2 women at once

[@dantddtdd8012]

Lol

[@Larry-tq6bq]

Everyone : only talking to boys Nico : talking to so many girllllssssss

[@diegogarcia6796]

Dream : he has badboyhalo tommy george sapnap, nico : girlssssssssss

[@thedumbfox_]

The things rich people spend on when they have the urge to spend something: * the video *

[@brits765]

shes like where did you get that money? nico: sweetheart its from youtube ;)

[@ItzGlimpse]

mind sending me the site, asking for a friend

[@subscribingtoeveryonewhosu5879]

First comment

[@terror6485]

cool stuff glimpse

[@relapseplus]

glimpse down badddd

[@sus-ny8wd]

uhhh

[@iwjksi]

@@relapseplus fr

[@sad_tree]

“I hired both of you with epal” “oh yeah, we knew” LMAO

[@Drakebloxyt]

Yoooooooo mongo/DAD is GOUTED

[@flunkyxd3789]

Nico: I paid a girl 100$ to play minecraft with me The Intro: "Lets go son lets go!"

[@Chethan2797]

LOL

[@sus_squatche]

Alt title: 13 mins of Nico as a simp

[@attractedtoyourmother]

no offense but thats kinda sexist, treating a girl properly is not simping, its simply not discriminating or using them for their identity

[@MatuGamesYY]

@@attractedtoyourmother dude It's a fking joke calm down

[@ego5652]

@@MatuGamesYY overused joke

[@yoinking4244]

@@attractedtoyourmother you're telling me that paying $100 to play minecraft with a girl isn't simping? the entire website is for simps for crying out loud

[@foruser170]

@@yoinking4244 chill it’s for a video

[@willgd5950]

That first girl is actually so wholesome

[@mello9586]

But has no self respect

[@gauravrathore5228]

I am here to check lyrics of the last part of video 😅 Damn it is 🔥