I Hosted a Pokemon Smash or Pass Rule 34 Tournament

I can't believe how this one turned out
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[@drumsy]

The shell on the back of Slowbro’s tail looking real good right now

[@matrixster6238]

But imagine mega slowbro, a living onahole

[@memerboi07]

What are you doing here Drumsy? This is not the best channel for your image. (Jk of course love the content)

[@Bonafide_Urthling]

I mean hey my man, that shell can bite so...

[@soelo592]

Yea, good enough to eat, true Pokémon fact.

[@AceThePlumber]

Not the shelldussy

[@Trickywi]

What a lovely wholesome tournament. 😏 LMAO GG

[@justabowloftomatosoup5226]

Love your streams

[@redxd7108]

May God bless you😌.....😂😂

[@NyxMoonReads]

Holy ashes, didn't expect to see you there.

[@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007]

Your singing voice tricky is absolutely gorgeous especially with fnaf painted faces you legit sounded like an Angel

[@johnwolf4522]

Trickster here glad to see you made it to the finals

[@alerocillo]

Oh Markiplier you have exposed everyone's true feeling about Pokemon Lol

[@Phatnaru0002]

And I love it

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Well his brother is a furry artist

[@Phatnaru0002]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 based

[@cryothepunching-bag7917]

and? we all wanna fuck lucario, he aint special

[@Luopii]

This is nothing new kind sir

[@josephschultz3301]

To be fair, knowing PokeDeviants and how much art they have pumped out over the years, pulling Gardevoir or Lucario in a tournament like this really is like bringing an Apache attack helicopter to a knife fight xD .

[@noone-ei3ou]

Evan the entire video: *Yells that he is not a furry* Him at the end: "I might actually be a furry

[@lydiaisbored]

The natural evolution

[@zephyrstrife4668]

you know somebody clipped that to use as a meme

[@KelbPanthera]

When Evan said, "Oh my god, I might be a furry," my wife almost did a spit-take with the tea she was drinking. Great content. 😂

[@bobmclovinelectricboogaloo]

That's absolutely amazing. 😂

[@KelbPanthera]

@@bobmclovinelectricboogaloo The timing couldn't have been better if it was scripted. Evan would've had me laughing my ass off but, between that and her, I was positively dying. 😂 Best moment of my afternoon.

[@ChairyCrasher]

And Nux made a Furry Tournament,so i guess Nux is also a Furry.

[@alidan]

lets be real here, you aint a furry till you have a fursona or you self identify, till then you just like what they produce, and sadly, they are the best western artists when it comes to anything explicit.

[@singularleaf3895]

@alidan Let's be honest: the only reason they make the best is because they PAY the best. I don't know why, but furries just always seem to make a shit ton of money.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I feel like Markiplier would be really good at this tournament

[@mskedmai]

Yes

[@mskedmai]

I was lured in by the thumbnail of markiplier

[@Razin-bu1ls]

No, he'd lose. He's more cultured than a furry lover can ever be.

[@astrobabeyyy]

oh dope you got verified

[@JuanRodriguez-yq5og]

Add markiplier for the tournament XD

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

Nux: "Wanna explain why you'd smash Jynx?" Nagz: "Well... *b o o b s."* Nux: *"Understandable have a great day."*

[@cordellriemer5177]

That's why I would smash jinx

[@shatteredrose4583]

That mouth tho

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

Fair point, but I’d still pass on Jinx.

[@emred4653]

She got the L I P S

[@uredbulldawg]

Four real legends were revealed this day: -Nux the legendary host -Wolfey with both the legendary knowledge of Pokemon and the legendary approach to this challenge -Trickywi with the legendary reactions to everyone else’s picks -And Evan the legendary furry

[@HotCocoa1.mp4]

Do not forget he has the world champ difference (Wolfey)

[@uredbulldawg]

@@HotCocoa1.mp4 I won’t. Just like how I’ll never forget that Evan is a world champ furry.

[@HotCocoa1.mp4]

@@uredbulldawg 📠

[@redx5605]

23:30 Evan goes from denial to acceptance so fast it's funny af love this man

[@tiger5869]

Mark was smart to qualify his Pokemon smash or pass by ending the video with "I will not be explaining anything or taking questions"

[@swawickets7584]

Pikachu has over 10,000 entries on R34. Evan - "that is disgusting!" Also Evan - has a swole Pikachu figure directly behind him and out of focus.

[@thejestor9378]

The wrestler pikachu also caused an upsurge in the numbers

[@djduncan956]

5:17 Evan: "I gotta win!" 23:14 Evan after winning: "I DON’T WANT TO WIN!!!"

[@nandha3570]

add 23:35 i might be a furry

[@justamugofcoco]

The dualities of man

[@FurriesAreGod]

I got spoiled. So cool.

[@josephschultz3301]

@@FurriesAreGod Who browses comments before finishing the video _and then complains about spoilers?_ Duh, my dude. Duh.

[@FurriesAreGod]

@@josephschultz3301 Im stuupiddd thats why.

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

I kind of want Trickywi’s uncensored clip of her saying “Portal P***y” as it is hilarious and not something I ever expected anyone to say. Good job Nux on educating us of a new tag……

[@Ardorstorm]

I'm pretty sure "thinking with portals" (a portal/portal 2 reference) is an actual tag on r34

[@jmurray1110]

Portal yiff is extremely hot

[@sanga1380]

The look on Tricky’s face when Nux said, “well the good news is you’re up against a furry next.”

[@teresana21]

I love Evan. He epitomises the human dilemma of digging ones grave deeper through efforts of exoneration. I'm happy he got a win, even if it wasn't the one he wanted. It's deffinitely in line with the channel lore, gives me a giggle, and genuinely makes me happy for him.

[@jopbraber657]

damn, too bad your not a dog, now it's not mutual

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

Gave a like just to make it 69. You're welcum.

[@tadadoterson6147]

@@d.tsukuyomi1869 you are not welcum

[@marchingknight081]

I revoked my like because of the 69...

[@Patterrz]

Tongue action bro

[@kyuremthefrozen8539]

how far can that tongue reach?

[@beamohawk]

@@kyuremthefrozen8539 about 500 gomu gomu

[@gage10100]

You truly are a man of culture😎

[@lucygirl1111]

Pog Tongue action ^^

[@JJboneXD]

I agree

[@eliasmontana2084]

The fact that this is the first tournament without a prize just makes it funnier when everyone wants to lose on purpose and the fact that Evan easy clapped everyone

[@noodlepoddle569]

And this is the only tournament Wolfey gladly took an L

[@KingChiggy]

I almost feel like Wolfey just heard the word "Tournament" and was like "I have to win this" and then realized what it was and just kinda regretted it the rest of his life lol

[@spudnick2010]

Wolfy looks like he took a wrong turn and ended up on the wrong channel... lmao

[@edoyuki1030]

Patterz and Wolfe Glick on a Nux video, never thought I'd see that.

[@Raph___A]

Markiplier: "Who're you?" Nux: "I'm you, but flexier!"

[@james14294]

Nux: I'm you but rule 34 :P

[@bakuhakudraws5603]

The fact that none of the contestants picked Vaporeon or Incineroar tells me none of them are real furries. It's okay, Evan, I believe you.

[@Anthonyspartan514]

Or brexian and Delphoxe

[@bard3482]

@@Anthonyspartan514 ngl I'll smash fenekin

[@Anthonyspartan514]

@@bard3482 fair enough

[@woofnuggiez]

Braixen fire though

[@woofnuggiez]

furry or not

[@BJTangerine]

21:39 Evan spends most of the tournament trying to convince anyone that he's not a furry, then goes on an in-depth explanation of his furry choices

[@esakiowa1758]

When a undercover furry tries to explain themselves but chooses a *even worse* explanation.

[@RealDTSM]

love how this video was on the front page of Rule34

[@godofredo2470]

I love how he wins reluctantly. The best furry to ever win this tournament.

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

Its hilarious that effectively all poketubers are intimately familiar with r34. Like there is a venn diagram were the only way to become an expert from playing and watching offical content, is to also experience enough of the other side of the community. There are many pro players that have legit picked their line up based on which ones they would go to bed with. 😂

[@Nv-yi1jh]

where else are they gonna find material for thumbnails?

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@En_Joshi-Godrez YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! I just deleted my comment AGAIN THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

@@jotheunissen9274 Ditto use transform...eternally YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! I just deleted my comment AGAIN THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@En_Joshi-Godrez I counter with DIO

[@darrylferguson3622]

I-I hate how accurate this is, because i just got reminded me of a team i made in Pokemon showdown

[@skillshare385]

He sacrifices his ad revenue for our entertainment, for that I am eternally grateful

[@IsmailAli-uc2jm]

Massive congratulations to Evan for finally winning a R34 tournament. He worked hard and earned that dub

[@killfeast69]

And he learned something about himself in the process.

[@kruellzer0877]

Simpanit0

[@sanga1380]

But did he really win?

[@nathanwest2304]

I feel like evan went trough the 5 stages of grief in this video, including acceptance :D also, fun fact: your video is pinned on Rule34

[@BigBroDan]

I love the gremlin voice and honestly I left but you were right when you said “you’ll be back” 😂

[@JonathanScarlet]

The battle for the bottom in the finals was fucking hilarious. As was Tricky's reactions to basically everything Evan said.

[@Schwi02]

Tricky: that's right I smashed God Evan: well shit

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Fun fact: Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony has more r34 results than any individual Pokémon. Whether that fact impresses or scares you is up for you to decide.

[@andreassmed2255]

Indifference

[@Alexzander1989]

That... doesn't surprise me at all 😅

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

That impresses me. Twilight was my childhood crush actually.

[@timothygarcia1682]

I horrified

[@graveslayer9666]

Huh, It’s a new feeling, Pride is someone else. Infortunetly, It’s overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!!!

[@D.Ryback]

I was not even surprised about the freaking electro rat. She is the pokemon (mainly Ash Pikachu, as it's said to be female) with more unique forms in all the franchise: lucha libre, surfing, flying, heart shaped tail, gigamax, Alolan Pikachu (the capped one), clone Pikachu... You name it. Be it the anime or the video game.

[@johnpaulbouchard5705]

I love how the longer this tournament went on, the objective flipped a full 180

[@edoyuki1030]

Like how he basically makes the meta each Vgc season

[@wolfWWHS]

Evan, once again, demonstrating that it doesn't matter what he does, he's never getting a W.

[@christopherzajonskowski7123]

Obviously - furries are known as the eternal L's ^^

[@Shyguy5104]

@@christopherzajonskowski7123 too busy having sex to win in games that people made up

[@LordZygon]

@@Shyguy5104 Too many bitches?

[@HExtraordinaire]

Evan is a w in our hearts

[@dragonheart1357]

@@LordZygon literally *knot*

[@JairusC]

I love how it quickly turned from winning = winning To losing = winning The hilariously genuine reactions give me life.

[@avramnovorra]

The first tournament i've seen where no one wanted to win and it was downright hilarious 😂 Evan slowly withering away as he drew closer to victory was something else 🤣

[@toddelmsworth640]

If a sequel is planned for this… for the love of god Purplecliffe HAS to be a contestant. We know he’s gonna say the generic answers like Lopunny and Gardevoir… but now I’m curious to see what other dark secrets lie within his brain

[@minigamer1967]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S A FUCKING DOG!" was the highlight of this video

[@LinkNinjaMaster]

7:04 You misspelled Miltank. It is NOT "Milk-tank" but rather "Mil-tank". Miltank actually has around 800 entries. Still very few compared to Gardevoir but worth noting the mistake, I guess.

[@whiskeymixxy]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@forgerofsouls9126]

Noticed that also, sadly, would still have lost against the Queen herself, Gardevoir.

[@cordellriemer5177]

What about Sneasler?

[@eafesaf6934]

@Transformers Rule 34 based. What about salazzle? Lapras? The eve evolutions.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

@@eafesaf6934 ill do you one better, Goodra

[@michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago1601]

I fully expected wolfey to explain why he'd smash Incineroar from the competitive standpoint 😂

[@Male_Parent]

Fun fact incineroar has 2760 posts on R34 kek.

[@LokiToxtrocity]

@@Male_Parent and it's growing

[@noodlepoddle569]

@@LokiToxtrocity 2760 and counting

[@HazeEmry]

2760 ONLY?

[@chronosite]

I have a feeling Wolfey here actually made a pokemon team over in Pokemon Showdown Only to be bamboozled hard here

[@NeoZhinzo]

You see, Wolfey just big brained it. While everyone else was picking individual pokemon to smash like FRICKING SCRUBS! Wolfey was putting together the most optimized team for group smash synergy. We just didn't get to see it all, so his secret strats remain yet hidden.

[@asierx7047]

Giving a whole another definition to Helping Hand and Gunk Shot

[@madpsycho6]

Wolfey couldn't cheat a win, good

[@justasimplepickaxe3056]

For a millisecond there I actually thought he got in contact with Mark.

[@brenpeter]

The most hilarious thing about this video is that I got 2 unskippable Disney Junior adds on a rule 34 video lol.

[@TheViewer_]

Evan winning this is the funniest thing I've been blessed to witness today, he deserved to win

[@jonathanlamp8636]

Have to respect Evan for the absolute grit and determination that he displayed in this tournament.

[@arch3223]

Wolfey never ceases to amaze me. Wolfey is not only is a genuine, verified Pokemon champion, but is now a Rule 34 ground breaker. Nux came up with a brand new rule on these contests because of Wolfey's unique play style.

[@Ethan-dt6fc]

This has created a new game of trying not to find r34 of pokemon

[@pugs4bl365]

I love how whenever evan is in a video its just bullying evan

[@KobanWanko]

Evan taking the W for everyone's fetishes. He's truly the cultured man we needed in these trying times. And to be honest, Evan, many people would smash ninetails and the entire eevee line, you've got nothing to explain.

[@aswd90]

Nux is pure Chaos energy, and i love him for it.

[@KLGB76]

The fact that the final ended up being between 2 persons that really wanted to lose is so funny!

[@Shadowassassin908]

Tricky just leaving the frame while Evan was explaining canines had me dead

[@grimmashley8422]

Ngl being the temporary poster boy of the Rule 34 website feels like a lowkey crowning achievement for Nux

[@suzeray87]

Nux: “Why would you smash Diglett?” Briggs:”Pff🙄.. for obvious reasons… except I won’t be the one smashing.” I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@DarthAndrew520]

Wolfie shooting for Zero entries reminds me of my latin teacher in HS. He had a rule during his midterm and final set where if you got zero correct answers he would give you a perfect score

[@paradox_vtuber6861]

Evan has officially gained the title of *ULTIMATE FURRY*

[@1_Flare]

lets not forget about the runner up

[@noice9193]

The furry lord

[@ChairyCrasher]

Nux is King Furry, While Even is Queen Furry, because he dresses up

[@NeoZhinzo]

I Japan they call hin the "Super high school level furry"

[@itsheartbeat8452]

I love it when any of them get overconfident only for their entry to have 3 results

[@SomeOne-ex7hk]

One day Ill know if Evan and Nux plan Evan's dialogue for comedic effect or if he just...somehow...manages to bumble into the EXACT WORST thing to say at any given time. He's either a comedy genius. Or the WORST LUCK on the history of this channel.

[@RigidRat]

Patterrz and Nux are such a hype combination just by themselves!

[@tylerbartlett28]

Yes

[@GrimmjowwJ]

The "wholesome" content we've been missing. Lopunny that's all i gotta say

[@sunkeyavad6528]

I hope you don't forget to send Evan a nice winner's certificate that he can hang up on his wall like a diploma.

[@bastione9831]

In what universe does Lopunny get less than 7k entries on R34... but Pikachu gets over ten thousand? TEN THOUSAND!?!?!?

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

Pikachu is the mascot of the largest video game franchise in existence. Popularity outside the medium is often the deciding factor, not what their canonical model looks like. Look at the eeveelutions for example.

[@santiagodiaz8184]

imagine if wolfey now did a VGC tournament with these same pokemon each person used for their list

[@leon1thelion580]

I love how these challenges have evolved to the point Where no one wants to win

[@colonelilbrink8544]

Tricky just continuing to say "Evan" had me rolling.

[@lumberluc]

This seems like a tournament you would want to lose at. No one likes admitting to smashing those pokemon

[@arcticdragon5823]

I like how Nux tried to move on during the Greninja bit and Patterrz kept going lol

[@dragondrakage2402]

It's good to know Evan always carries a shovel around

[@williamlevii]

yeah, like yeah he kept digging a deeper hole every time he open his mouth.

[@animefan3120]

dude I lost my shit when he tried to say it's like when you look at a husky and it just exploded in his face

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

@@animefan3120 Or his attempt at justifying Arcanine by saying it's a tiger, not a dog.

[@SSoulDiamond]

I loved Trikxy's answers. I never thought about Cradily, or Deoxys but now I can see why people would say yes to that

[@nagolloop935]

The look of realization and acceptance on Evans face at the end just got me

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

All hail Evan, Lord of the Furries. I'm ashamed no one picked my number 1 and 2 picks: Espeon and Vaporeon. Where my Eeveelution smashers at? XD

[@tanko4333]

To be fair, a fair few of these entries might be just pictures that include the pokemon but not actually have them in the action because you went to the wrong site

[@daleanguiano6780]

I have to thank Markiplier so much for spawning these waves of enjoyment filled videos. Thanks a bunch man.

[@akilcharles3473]

Im surprise no one has pick any of the eeveelutions yet alone Vaporeon. But what im even more surprise no one picks the most obvious feminine Pokemon like Braxien,Salazzle,Lurantis and such. Probably to either dodge the fact they're actually into them or don't want to admit they're furries!😆

[@Anthonyspartan514]

Well consider in Pokémon lore humans married Pokémon and salazzle has the mind slaving pheromones

[@eyedknow1589]

The eeveelutions as well as braxien is furry bait to alot of people.

[@Ultimaodin]

Salazzle is the Queen

[@elmexgraffiti]

I just like how the Evan lore keeps growing with every tournament that happens hahaha

[@MarioP495]

The duality of everyone not wanting to win the tournament but also getting wildly into the matchups

[@nobilisvaga5267]

I love how this went from a race to the top to a race to the bottom 🤣

[@dio_Brando1888]

You know you are in for a ride when literally nobody wants to win the tournament lol

[@nextcaptain9536]

DIO!!!

[@dungeonmaster3464]

I love how Nagz was always bitter about losing ever R34 tournament, and this time he outright threw. Even better, Evan's lost every tournament Nux invited him to, and he wins the one he wants to lose.

[@neksuscat]

Thanks, Nux, I've laughed so hard, I started coughing! Hooo boy, that was good. The hilarity, the table turn, the suspence, the back stabbing. This tournament had it all! Masterpiece! XD

[@aaronlefebre5060]

I don't think there was a single second of this video where I wasn't dying of laughter the moment I saw the thumbnail. This was too good!

[@TheBloodGod104]

"wdym it's a f***ing dog" lmao 🤣😅😅😂💀⚰️

[@TherealRedShadow]

“Why would you smash a diglet”

[@shadowcookie0284]

Why, not

[@Coleymoleyart]

Imagine un-ironically saying something so silly

[@randomninja7632]

Wolfe lost with flying colors, that's the world champ difference baby

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

7:30 Evan HAS TO WIN! he says... but then goes to regret it moments later.

[@MrKakuzukun]

Nux saying about smashing huskies is golden XD

[@r0h44n]

"As Gandhi once said, you are what you smash" Damn

[@v_vmat]

LMAO. Ok, I was not expecting Patterrz to be part of this tournament 😅 And Evanito, you know what you did.

[@JolteOnWisconsin]

Pat channeled everything he’s learned from Nexus 😂

[@_-nexus-_6257]

10:25 Nux emailed WolfeyVGC telling him it was a pokemon tournament probably. 🤣

[@Kritobias5]

Evan finally won, but at what cost. Also, what a surprise collab with Drumsy! I like it!

[@vincegettingheldatgunpoint9834]

Rule 34 did the same with this video, they see your videos as a medal of honor my dude

[@Bartimusable]

"I'm not a furry" "Lucario is my favourite Pokemon" Most sus thing ever said.

[@Darklord_tK]

Lucario is a mainstay on my team just for it's ability to beat the shit out of everything else and resistance to Sandstorm/poison, and i can guarantee I'm not a furry in fact there's 2 different versions of Pokémon r34 the furries that would fuck actual Pokémon and the slightly better degenerates like myself that want a harem of female trainers cuz my god gamefreak knows what they're doing when designing npcs

[@montanawhisler1066]

I'm genuinely surprised that the world Champion is in this video and I love

[@alexanderwelshwelsh9931]

Some people would have a harder time deciding which ones not to smash lmao Ive seen things

[@mandast7455]

I've done things

[@jonathantaylor5634]

I love the Rule 34 tournaments. They are always entertaining. And the torment and shock of the competition never fails to make me laugh.

[@SevIbuyamaru]

23:37 the utter shock, @Evanit0 you good? Look, bro, you're not a furry. You were Nux's content cow & R34 hostage. If anything, I'd proudly sweep this tournament. I have predebut lore where I have a harem of PokéMusus that can shift into straight up Kemonobait as easily as Buffpup. A little less than half… *_are Eeveemusus._* 25 total different types. And there may be a timid and/or athletic femboy in that mix of musus. And of course the legendary Musu PokéMILFs. All turned into submissive bottoms. I have that top shelf dom god(-b0ning) power.

[@TheLightbane]

In Nux video’s we learn things we cannot unlearn and are both better and worse for it😅

[@extremity5462]

*Markiplier is hit with Nux Taku’s special move, r34* *Markiplier is shaking*