Smash or Pass: All 898 Pokémon

I Smash and/or Pass all 898 Pokémon. That’s it.
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Edited By Lixian ► / lixiantv

[@Feeble_Weeble]

"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass." Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"

[@raphielle.]

beastiality =/= furry

[@cooldud7071]

He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario Markiplier's mind is gone

[@shukrantpatil]

@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't

[@caramelgrace2156]

He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.

[@anifsky1065]

I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)

[@lxcidvxnce5404]

Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"

[@Dami_Ka]

And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣

[@toomuchfreetime2637]

that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"

[@mr.conductor4938]

Mark: Still smashes Lopunny

[@idek6652]

But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭

[@Creepypasta_2332]

It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le

[@dylanthiel5784]

Skipping Vaporeon proves Mark is pure of heart and mind

[@Bradyiscool1]

Bro I about to say that😂😂😂

[@aridadventure5018]

wait a second...

[@stormbornapostle5188]

Nah, he just doesn't know...

[@bigsexy442]

The most compatible Pokémon for humans

[@psychening]

he knows what he likes

[@charles3840]

There are some Pokémon where you could tell he'd say "Smash" if they had a third evolution.

[@Tiknodream]

True👌✔️

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

4:36 I think this one

[@moonxg6809]

but azumarill is a third evolution tho...@@user-hn4zn9nx3c

[@mmmmmmok5292]

​@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bellossom is a 3rd evolution

[@tokkiyo9049]

Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!" I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark

[@ky1i316]

Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record

[@yipy100]

He said smash

[@limabean8102]

Need a time stamp

[@tokkiyo9049]

@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍‍♀️

[@Dittoritos]

@@yipy100 No, he said pass The smash count doesn't go up 15:28

[@ToxikDnB544]

*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash *Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@luckyanimationideas2448]

Now we shall get *drumroll* DUGSQUAD

[@greaterbread1456]

Triple the fun

[@ToxikDnB544]

@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!

[@Gooberjoovies]

Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy

[@buggles]

Wanted all 3 of them dugussys

[@linkadez3373]

Instantly passing on Milotic might be the craziest move ever

[@astral749]

bruh agreed

[@frozenhotdog9002]

@@astral749 fr

[@baronvonbeandip]

The things I could say...

[@Toppaz145]

And he chooses to Smash Beedrill 😂

[@shinshellos]

It's a big dick bee

[@blackgem12]

Every year we gotta go back to this, just to make sure it was real and not an internet fever dream.

[@Aldersnap]

Same I do as well shdfgs

[@shawne.911]

“That’s an owl, pass.” “That’s another owl, pass.” *a third owl appears* “Smash.”

[@DATBOII1234]

Time stamp???

[@verleinpalgan5850]

@@DATBOII1234 18:23

[@Yorick_the_Rat]

Third time's the charm

[@kaylaruth599]

@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD

[@LEDSlights]

Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?" Mark, this whole video is beyond that.

[@jaceangel9916]

11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*

[@GageisME333]

Exactly! Thank u!😝

[@Inarisucks]

@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀

[@teal_indigo9105]

This makes him something alright

[@GageisME333]

@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝

[@sacredbleuu]

This is the definition of "where there's a hole, there's a goal"

[@pokemonfanwsbgalt8574]

Real💀

[@salt3685]

apparently sometimes even when there isn’t a hole there’s still a goal

[@quillofthewolf5728]

Every time I watch this, I feel the need to do it myself.

[@poke-maniacchris2965]

*emperor Palpatine voice* Dew it

[@7oruk]

You mean Smash?

[@_JusDavid_]

Mark's types: Option A: snatched waist with thick thighs Option B: seductive looks Option C: AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMANOID AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!!!!!! Option D: Ditto💀

[@okaymah9746]

Option D: eerily similar to a flesh light

[@rold-hx8bu]

@@okaymah9746 oddly enough he passed pyukumuku

[@imnolongerasking5933]

Option E: Birds????

[@kayciestraub]

Option F: A hecking whale

[@kayciestraub]

Option G: Plants?

[@gavingraves8748]

“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” I think we are long past that point Mark…

[@leonhart1707]

I said the exact same thing lol

[@strawb3rry_saturnzbarz]

10:23 for anyone wondering

[@lordtacocat3138]

I mean to be fair, the other smashes before that were a lot less, animalish? While Lopunny was straight up a rabbit

[@chrystynec1496]

@@lordtacocat3138 ninetails just ninetails literally like the most furry you can get

[@FireyPheonixGaming]

agreed

[@NeverlandAdventurerz]

Silcoon “what was that???” Cascoon “THERE IT IS AGAIN”

[@tricksterdude7105]

Weepinbell: *intense breathing for about 5 seconds* “Smash” Victreebel: *sees the fangs* PASS!!!

[@rainestar6781]

Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?" Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*

[@kinetic_krown]

and Cinderace

[@nightmareblade34]

Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.

[@Trigger__Happy]

And ninetails

[@sigmatheta9399]

god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark

[@Kaylaonastring]

There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.

[@otterlinormal9328]

"Does this make me a furry?" MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.

[@skywalkerjohn8965]

I love how the music just stopped

[@toastmlg2310]

markiplier is a furry confirmed!

[@roderickswopes1015]

Isn't his brother.... I've said to much

[@valdemarr.madsen4263]

He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?

[@skywalkerjohn8965]

@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake

[@monkeman4998]

6:46 "I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"

[@dastebon4464]

Don't put your blame on me

[@cyberixa]

6:49 YOUR SO REAL FOR THAT

[@fishnessess1211]

*you're ☝🤓

[@cyberixa]

@@fishnessess1211 im horrible at grammar

[@doodlewoodledoodle]

Gardevoir 😁

[@user-ff6eg3jy4k]

Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup... Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.

[@user-gw6gv7hc8s]

Agreed ​@@user-ff6eg3jy4k

[@amity.mp3]

Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass” Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*

[@hoosfire4270]

and a fox

[@kiarasnow1987]

I thought the same thing!!!

[@jaehyukmysunshine8904]

and a wasp

[@tohuwabohu5968]

and things

[@gabrielleiken5949]

Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent

[@doraemonpawnz]

"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Absolutely superb closing statement

[@gulermo]

chad moment

[@speedyspeed8178]

True

[@rockycuro7737]

It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why

[@WooperChannelYT]

Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash

[@Tenchua917]

@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how

[@FyreRatio]

4:00 Markiplier: **Sees Mewtwo** Markiplier: “Smash~” 😂😂

[@koa1464]

Markiplier Is Daft As Hell

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

​@@koa1464dafter than the punks, even

[@user-jc2iq3lv8v]

I love the subtle pauses before passing or smashing. And the lack of reasoning he gives us leaves more to the elaboration.

[@M7MDRX]

markiplier: that's just the moon pass also markiplier: *smashes sandcastle*

[@legalizenukes3184]

He could, with a fist

[@mattagon6407]

Smashes lump of concrete

[@couchrpg6282]

*smashes lunala*

[@xmesman9844]

Reading this while mark said it

[@Gamerkid-ce5io]

On basculin he says pbass

[@thatoneguy2015]

Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass. Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass. Decidueye: … Smash

[@mygetbacks7487]

based

[@mistersebaa6245]

Based and owlpilled

[@malum9478]

yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird

[@austinBXL]

@@mygetbacks7487 m

[@irxdxscent6384]

18:20

[@Toppaz145]

Mark: *_Sees Nosepass_* Also Mark: *_Wheezes_*

[@_0range-peach_605]

pokemon knew what they were doing wit cloyster at 2:25

[@username5155]

There’s a young couple in HGSS where the boy has an Onix and the girl has a Cloyster

[@toorrruuuu]

Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass Markiplier: *G R O S S*

[@solairstudios2443]

This made me laugh.

[@abruh3759]

Poor Crawdaunt

[@jktech2117]

smash em all

[@spring2188]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@YujukiTheDegenerate]

Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14

[@mastadonking3816]

"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions." You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.

[@serge263]

Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct

[@serge263]

@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.

[@sointaminn]

i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to

[@Ssevenn7]

@@serge263 no

[@Zman01]

Lyrics: "Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, ... Smash"

[@ItzmeMaren]

16:50 bro the way he said smash 😂

[@excessiveirony651]

Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry? Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*

[@maxhenyan9719]

not to mention ninetails

[@akashbinning6194]

Bro what about diglet and dugtrio

[@nanajosh]

@@akashbinning6194 I dig it

[@neptra2215]

And he reaaaaallly like flowers

[@Chainsawjoe]

is into bird watching iykwim

[@spidaPK]

Mark: “will this make me a furry” Also Mark: *smashes multiple Pokémon that just look like animals*

[@tikimillie]

Including a swan and several obvious furry bait pokemons

[@sundalosketch4769]

The birds like the Swan and pheasants evolutions killed me

[@notatallfunctional]

He’s okay with animals and humans, but he draws the line at anthro.

[@XxWolfxWaRioRxX]

Not many furries are into ferals and his brother is a well known furry artist so he probably knows quite a bit already lol

[@hoovytime]

Whalelord

[@Duplicitousthoughtformentity]

>Sees Vaporeon >Passes without even looking at the camera He’s innocent

[@Carson-by1vt]

Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon- jk

[@AlexTheGreat_1]

6:22 “Pass what was that eugh pass pass there it is again” to silicoon and cascoon caught me off guard!!!😂

[@IDerpyLuna]

Markiplier: “I’m not a masochist” *Says smash with Magneton* He just wants to know if his body can take the electricity guys

[@styrofoam5097]

how would it work tho :(

[@TheLastIsmael]

@Beast 😈 you dont belong here keep your thoughts to yourself

[@minorcomet282]

@@styrofoam5097 electro shock stimulation. Basically advanced masochism

[@EBlade3529]

yeah it was a pretty SHOCKING discovery wouldn't you say?? I'll show myself out...

[@kajikathekitsune6447]

@Let's Talk pokemondb

[@SadButter]

"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye." I respect this man.

[@omegahaxors3306]

Enters playground. Smashes sandcastle. Doesn't explain why. Leaves.

[@thanoid2373]

@@omegahaxors3306 chad

[@MariOmor1]

@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox

[@Lucas-ig6ig]

He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.

[@conster46660lol]

6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.

[@Garena_fuel]

“There are no rules against Pokémon batmannnn” -joker 💀

[@KennethTrease-jx6do]

Bro I saw that clip just a few hours ago by watching memes

[@hazzard4k67]

“It’s toxic but we overlook that.”is so real ong

[@Mortebianca]

I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration

[@voxtube4396]

Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)

[@CaptCrowbar]

none needed, i understand completely

[@allen-castle]

-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video -doesn't elaborate -leaves

[@iceninja1997]

Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep

[@MK8MasterJunjie]

How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?

[@josepharmstrong1788]

“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill

[@IamNerfDart]

Yes sir, this man's got the facts

[@hal3594]

Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush

[@pyguy7]

That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.

[@whiteout161gaming8]

Don't forget he was at club amouros

[@CraySockBroski]

And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣

[@jasonscrazyshows8598]

19:26 bro has been marked by the Shiinotic

[@joa.redwood]

I need a licensed psychologist to do a full breakdown of this video

[@theartsyfruit673]

REAL

[@whymellow182]

2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop 2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons

[@captainantilles6469]

Lol

[@justindunbar9476]

And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.

[@ghosttactician403]

It was a slow descent to this moment

[@LinkFreak9999]

I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.

[@raymoonyy9386]

*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52

[@WaBooLax]

Mark: "That's cute... pass" Mark: "That's less cute... smash"

[@megangibbs4158]

Mark won't smash anything that looks like a kid. There are some lines he will not cross.

[@swaggaming4953]

@@megangibbs4158 what about misdreavus tho

[@mortache]

Not as cute but she got those breeding hips

[@noahhi7556]

10:8

[@jacobortiz7087]

@@swaggaming4953 timestamp?

[@chrisalex82]

The wierd smashes, pauses makes this video cursed as hell, 10/10 in my "funny" plalist

[@liolatte]

Editing really enhanced this experience, thank you Lixian 😂

[@homiespooks]

Mark: "Is that a butt? Pass" Also Mark: "Is that a butt? Smash"

[@Siberius-]

First one too smol.

[@Darklingfissure]

Whyareyoulookinatmelikethat? Smash. Whyareyoulookinatmelikethat? Pass.

[@kenny4yourthots]

You just can’t say no to Snom, Mark has confirmed that.

[@al3xskvum]

"Smash, but why?" It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.

[@tobyconner5827]

n o o n e k n o w s

[@sarthakarora3212]

It's just his fav pokemon list.

[@Mem_Pyroman]

What is a pass or a smash?

[@quinzys1729]

@@Mem_Pyroman idk either

[@rasmussundin637]

@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.

[@lupinbun7240]

Mark: That's a straight-up zebra. Pass. Also Mark: *Smashes Swanna, a straight-up swan* XD

[@0kieD0kiee]

Everyone ignoring the true comedic hero of this video- the music

[@JafethTheXtreme]

"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye" Wise words Mark

[@Mitaka-Asa]

Wise indeed

[@belisarius6949]

ABSOLUTE CHAD

[@turtlesoup0008]

How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.

[@joshuabarnes7392]

Respect

[@paulschultz8011]

@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you

[@TheEtherealAlchemist]

I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business. And then he leaves when he's finished..

[@Winterstrife89]

Chadplier.

[@ThatGuy-sf1cx]

No foreplay, no pillow talk Just, wham, bam, Alakazam

[@Puddlesoak]

@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Bite the pillow I'm going in dry

[@luminisant]

@@Puddlesoak oh my

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.

[@pigeonsunitedroblox4343]

The hass teacher listing all the important subjects 1:22

[@medchan5810]

Rewatching this 2 years later and some of these sound like @ss instead of pass, which just makes it funnier to me. 😂😂

[@FatNinjaWalrus]

"......... smash.... but why?" gets me every time like he's so confused at his own decision

[@finalcartoon1044]

timestamp?

[@anth2724]

@@finalcartoon1044 2:03 it was magneton

[@Game_Hunter47]

Let me reiterate this he put smash for Diglett XD

[@Sparky129]

@@Game_Hunter47 And Dugtrio too

[@Healibord]

Thank you for pointing the joke out.

[@thejudge1728]

I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.

[@redengineer4521]

i wouldve liked that tbh

[@Jorbad]

@KelvinBB cap

[@mr.cornbread9053]

@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio

[@Aratakenn]

Don't reply, it only encourages them more

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

@KelvinBB no one asked kid

[@Color420]

“There is nothing there… smash” 17:21

[@aaroncherian4107]

Randomly recommended on my feed, Can't believe it's been over 2 years.

[@ulfhenarv]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also: Mark: "Smash" on BEEDRILL

[@bluejay1088]

beedrill got it going tho

[@jalenonmission]

@@bluejay1088 Nani 🤨📸

[@nickstijger5639]

What did he mean with smash?

[@geraldmary3556]

@@nickstijger5639 too young to know friend

[@dwyanesiwa7018]

Okay then you take the ding dong and the hoohah and then -Brandon,Messyourself

[@sisyphusmarble8460]

Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???

[@JoshEssex]

-SANDCASTLE????

[@cathuang6212]

ice cream?!?!

[@MrConfused.]

Lol

[@16julianus_handy74]

- literally nothing????

[@jerald2084]

- Whale????

[@Signi9]

Love coming back to this. Makes me laugh every time.

[@joewilliam8589]

THERES NO RULES AGAINST POKEMON , BATMAN

[@spacemetro2417]

*Mark's official criteria are:* -looks grown-up and mature -stands up on two legs OR has no legs at all -looks humanoid OR is just an object -has either a badass/cool vibe AND/OR a feminine/pretty vibe (often vaguely suggestive) -looks like a genital OR adult toy OR is slimy

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Or is a bird

[@DiamondAK47]

What about nine tails

[@wolflives4316]

@@DiamondAK47 That's kinda in left field. There are a couple outliers on this graph buddy.

[@DiamondAK47]

@@wolflives4316 I mean I don’t blame him uwu

[@DiamondAK47]

I didn’t mean to say Uwu it was a mistake

[@143_STRAYKIDS_and_STAY]

1:39 IM NOT DIRTY MINDED MARKIPLIER IS NOT DIRTY MINDED WERE ALL DIRTY MINDED

[@YugiohPokemonify]

I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)

[@m0stlyGh0sty]

Markiplier the only person to go from: *"I'm not a masochist"* To *"I'm not a furry"* In such a short amount of time

[@anotherpooltoyproto]

Lmfao

[@B3nCastle]

He's both and we all know it.

[@stinkzsys4995]

Given his brother is the one who created Twokinds, I'm not surprised

[@Styxintheriver]

He skipped right past Vapoeron, maybe he's clean

[@LtSprinkulz]

@@Styxintheriver to know the implications of passing Vaporeon you yourself cannot be clean

[@georgia2417]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also Mark: "Smash Magneton."

[@TmanTheTdog]

Smash *Beedrill*

[@snowyvul]

@@TmanTheTdog Smash *Vanilluxe*

[@TmanTheTdog]

@@riardomilos8014 Well there’s Mawile but he passed on that

[@undrinkablesmoothie]

@@riardomilos8014 Have u not seen Galarian Stunfisk?

[@bonkmaykr]

Charjabug LMAO

[@leothebackgroundsheep3010]

0:55 Mark: *Sees Ninetales* Smash! Me: Mark no! This is how you become a Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon protagonist.

[@Andre-033]

I love how after a while of mark saying pass it sounds like he is saying ass

[@PsychoKilll42]

"Would this make me a furry?" Mark, Lopunny was definitely not the first pokemon that should have raised that question.

[@kyubbikcat2281]

Funnily enough it was Beedrill that should’ve raised questions.

[@ripit.3457]

@Savetion 1OOK KZbinR go off king

[@Dafaillord]

@Savetion 1OOK KZbinR and here we see a sad excuse of a human being.

[@gatinhodequeijo]

@Savetion 1OOK KZbinR this is the worst way of promoting yourself i've ever seen

[@skibur848]

@@gatinhodequeijo its a bot. just ignore it and report

[@pixelated1056]

Conclusion: Ditto can breed with everything, even Markiplier

[@brokenlord3218]

OH GOD NO!!! XD

[@thefutureishere5717]

FOR THE LOVE OF GAHHD

[@lilwoofer8333]

I kinda wanna draw that now😂

[@Going_Unused]

@@lilwoofer8333 NO-

[@KaoSBluey]

Ditto will be anything you want it to be... *wink*

[@heckingplaybot7191]

The fact that this is 23 minutes and 57 seconds is amazing

[@BryanRosas]

I always like how there was no intro just straight to the point

[@ethanjoel7096]

You’d think that with every “smash” we’d learn more about Mark”s criteria, but no… it just gets more, interesting….

[@bigthinemassive]

Yes, think of all of the "Weirdly, Smash"

[@nicosyncixlegendary1888]

eyes are one thing. they gotta look at him a certain way

[@nature9010]

at least he didn't smash any of the ones that look like babies

[@davidpatton6964]

@@nicosyncixlegendary1888 yep

[@minecraft4587]

@@nature9010 wdym those are the best

[@legateelizabeth]

The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.

[@ICantThinkOfAUsername]

Hmmmm

[@cryochick6736]

Ohh nooooo

[@cryochick6736]

Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites

[@Imitheos1027]

Ya wailord makes so much sense

[@evergreen3337]

Lopunny has a rational reason...

[@digijacob]

The whole video: Smash, Pass That one part: Smash… but why?

[@vuautsu358]

I've watched this like 5 times. It's so fascinating. I'm studying this video under a microscope

[@masonsucksatwriting1914]

Mark: “Is that a butt? Pass.” Also Mark: “Is that a butt? Smash.”

[@thesauce179]

Probably the spikes tbh

[@arielwhite261]

9:03

[@chiiorou]

@@thesauce179 he said smash on snom so you right

[@fernandez9775]

Mark: *looks at Magneton* Smash Also Mark: But why?

[@wintig24]

When I first watched this when it came out, I was just confused. But honestly, I can see why he picked a lot of them now.

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Mark, looking at Lopunny: that’ll make me a furry Also Mark: smashes several humanoid clearly animal Pokémon and bipedal plants

[@Zack_Zander]

He’s already decided to smash a Bee, a Kobra, and a Fox on the first three. I think that’s more than enough.

[@Codmimicinvr]

He also said smash for A FUCKING PLANT

[@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST]

And a timy ghost and mur-dog.

[@fishnewt1331]

Lol, Mark lost all right to worry about looking like a furry the second he smashed Beedrill. The biggest logic that confuses me are calling Rowlet line just owls, yet he said yes to Unfezant. He is an enigma.

[@mynickisnick8270]

He wants to smash Delphox. There is no running away from the truth, Mark...

[@nerdy_bumblebee]

i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are

[@Raisenator]

@mikoy huio same tho

[@vodkabread]

@mikoy huio timestamp please!

[@mellomy7175]

@@vodkabread 0:21

[@bobthepancake2870]

@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol

[@hrishiraj2899]

victreebell 1:48

[@Forest_Fern]

10:23 “Will this make me a furry if I say smash?” “Smash.” 💀

[@Chaser13724]

10:25 you already know 😂

[@sage5796]

Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just- “Smash”

[@peanutbutterduck8039]

18:34

[@alienplatypus7712]

Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.

[@zigzoinks5493]

That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.

[@SomeoneElseIsTaken]

It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”

[@meaningless2666]

The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing

[@mavericks67262]

@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!

[@Your_Favorite_Incubus]

@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂

[@dfquartzidn6151]

I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.

[@electro_fisher]

still one of the greatest vids made

[@_DaBirb]

When you say he’d pass 827 living things, it’s innocent. *BUT WHEN YOU SAY HE’D SMASH 72 LIVING THINGS…*

[@user-xi2ne4xc9t]

Where did u kidnap 4 pokemon to!?!

[@blupee718]

I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.

[@willch.2259]

Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.

[@StormySky48]

Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects

[@StormySky48]

I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.

[@HPMCCPooTis]

frogs

[@water_type_warrior3177]

also specifically 3 magnemites at once

[@melleon._.1807]

Mark: "That would definitely make me a furry, pass" Also Mark: *Wants to smash different breeds of bunnies*

[@rikulrevontheus800]

And birds. ...lots of birds.

[@Maxwelliouss]

lazy comment

[@mildlyrobin4978]

He would smash Zoroak, Blazeken, Primarina and Salazzle, which happens to be some of the favourite pokemons for lewds among the furries... I think we are safe to say: Mark is a furry and he has a thing for shiny colourful ladies

[@asayai]

"The birds, the things that are not birds, The birds"

[@bitofacatastrophe]

@@mildlyrobin4978 Bro but i mean salazzle legit is so sexualized in the art for them its really hard to not think of it

[@MilitaryandWarThunderenjoyer]

19:08 wait until he hears about midnight Lycanroc

[@Nosrac2009]

I’ve seen this meme so many times, would have never guessed it was from Pokémon

[@skittykitty127]

I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD

[@anekdoche7055]

it is understandable

[@Ty-yt3lj]

@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing

[@engi.2]

cept for when he goes insane with the pass

[@gurkinator3571]

But blaziken

[@Brickthrower35]

Like how you be odd and watch r34

[@ghostlysweetheart6307]

I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.

[@lukemimnagh4185]

* refuses to explain

[@kamadotanjiro3176]

refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad

[@frequencyy]

This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video

[@thibautisserant]

Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.

[@an-animal-lover]

I need an explanation

[@MateusThiago-gm3jh]

8:28 A R N A L D O

[@michaelmiller2210]

some absurd smashes and some even more absurd passes

[@starburst7681]

With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones

[@toyotacamry-ho1jh]

22:10 sandaconda

[@arneshpal7702]

No

[@jonathanpilcher337]

@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there

[@haruthegremlin]

lilligant was pretty quick

[@zack-lk8if]

13:37 was pretty fast

[@TheVoyages]

Mark: “I will not be explaining anything.” Also Mark: *loses his shit if any Pokémon got them thicc thighs*

[@2ScoopsPlz]

Idk man, he passed Goodra. I don't think he's a thigh guy.

[@IcyLucario]

Not true, Lucario was there and he passed. Gotta say.. Given how used to the community's disposition towards Lucario I am.. That was surprising.

[@arcspark4937]

He was simping HARD for Florges

[@Introbulus]

Then explain why he passed on Nidoqueen.

[@enbiaroace]

You wanna talk about Weepinbell, Beedrill or Magneton rq